Episodes
Jan. 6, 2026
Welcome to Season 2, Please Lower Your Standards | Ep 60
The show’s back and somehow dumber than ever. Stroke got engaged, then immediately waxed his asshole. The Celebrity Death Pool is back with wild card picks and 10 times more disrespect. From California gun rulings and Bangkok...
Dec. 18, 2025
The Gang Does Christmas Their Way | Ep 59
It’s the final episode of the year and the show immediately spirals into Christmas outfits, Black Santa politics, Florida crimes, expired eggnog confessions, and a shocking amount of vagina-based drug transport. The gang refl...
Dec. 16, 2025
The Gang Ruins Christmas Again | Ep 58
It’s the second-to-last episode of the year and nothing is festive except the murder songs. The gang spirals from Christmas movie arguments into porn logic, listener comments, cousin ethics, and a fan-submitted song literally...
Dec. 11, 2025
The Gang Makes Christmas Worse | Ep 57
Confessions hit a new low. Or high. Depends how you feel about cousin-throatf*cking, blowjob-based food psychics, and judging your self-worth by your dog’s penis. Ian drops a top 10 Christmas movie list that isn’t as terrible...
Dec. 9, 2025
The Gang Hires a Phone Sex Operator | EP 56
A professional phone sex operator joins the show and immediately traumatizes everyone with stories of locked dicks, cum bottles, humiliation kinks, and clients who pay extra just to cry. Stroke’s daughter questions the Black ...
Dec. 4, 2025
The Gang Invents Black Santa Month | EP 55
Black Santa has officially taken over the show, Stroke has turned his ancestry results into a full-blown lifestyle. The the crew calls 1-900 sex hotlines on-air, and Craigslist brings us Fairbanks, Alaska’s horniest citizens ...
Dec. 2, 2025
The Gang Summons the Titty Wizard | Ep 54
Episode 54 kicks off with the gang arguing about whether a naked Jimmy John’s founder sexually assaulted a shark, swings immediately into dolphin rape, and somehow ends up debating if humans should breathe through their assho...
Nov. 27, 2025
The Gang Throws Turkeys from a Helicopter | Ep 53
Thanksgiving is ruined the second Stroke waddles in wearing a turkey costume. Jen’s back on her anti-moist crusade. Ian brings back “Who Said It?” and loves reminding everyone how insane they are. Mikey accidentally offends e...
Nov. 25, 2025
The Gang Graffitis a Tortoise | Ep 52
The crew opens Thanksgiving week by cannonballing straight into Stroke nearly drowning in face-sitting when a 7 a.m. creeper tried to recruit him and his GF for a threesome. From there it only gets dumber: McRib betrayal, gas...
Nov. 20, 2025
The Gang Breaks Every Rule | Ep 51
Mikey drops a brand-new Strokeified track, and it’s so nasty it might violate community guidelines. Then somehow, things get worse. From ass print forensics to church sermons about butt hygiene, the crew spirals into a full b...
Nov. 18, 2025
NTDS LIVE! 50 Episodes of WTF
Episode 50 and we thought, “Hey, let’s do this one LIVE.” Bad idea? Maybe. Hilarious trainwreck? Absolutely. This one’s got listener voicemails, live comments, dream sex with Ian, confessions involving drive-in theater vomit,...
Nov. 12, 2025
Can We Stop Being This Dumb? | Ep 49
Episode 49 is a masterclass in low-brow genius. Stroke’s obsessed with assholes, Ian’s defending freedom for naked chainsaw guys, Jenn’s fighting school drop-off rage, and Mikey’s trying to figure out how the hell they still ...
Nov. 11, 2025
38 Bangs and a Coffee Enema | Ep 48
Stroke’s d*ck broke a land-speed record this week. He’s two testosterone shots in and suddenly his girl needs an ice pack and a sabbatical. Meanwhile, Ian’s live bar performance of “No Wrong Hole” becomes a real "crowd please...
Nov. 6, 2025
The Internet is Broken and So Are We | Ep 47
This one hits harder than a rollercoaster duck to the face. The gang fires shots at SeaWorld lawsuits, modern-day radio, and the death of privacy then Mikey drops the most accurate '90s nostalgia banger of all time. Stroke re...
Nov. 4, 2025
NTDS: Neglected Tropical Disease Show | Ep 46
We found out Google thinks our show is about dengue fever and dick rash . That tracks. From there it only gets dumber. This episode has it all: karaoke rage, foot fetish crimes, hangover confessions, and a brand-new Strokeifi...
Oct. 30, 2025
Pixie Stix and Prison Time | Ep 45
The gang returns with another unfiltered round of oversharing — poop confessions, weird hygiene talk, astrology nonsense, and an honest debate about which Halloween candy belongs in hell. Craig’s Lust makes a filthy comeback,...
Oct. 28, 2025
We Don't Speak Gen Alpha | Ep 44
The gang stumbles into Episode 44 speaking fluent sarcasm and zero Gen Alpha. Stroke’s weekend gets torched by a cursed “couples game” suggested by Mikey's wife Mandy, someone’s girlfriend moans the wrong name during sex, and...
Oct. 24, 2025
The Gang Writes an ’80s Power Ballad | Ep 43
Today on America’s Loudest Podcast: The gang blasts into zero gravity sex 🚀, commits mild medical fraud 🏥, and drops a Strokeified power ballad that will ruin your marriage and your soul: “No Wrong Hole.” ⚖️ Rick the Lawyer r...
Oct. 22, 2025
The Gang Gets Sugared | Ep 42
The gang slides face-first into Episode 42 with pumpkin patch PTSD, death comets, and two new contenders for the horniest songs of all time. It’s definitely not family-friendly... unless your family’s into docking, vasectomy ...
Oct. 17, 2025
The Gang Kills the Tooth Fairy | Ep 41
🎧 Today on America’s Loudest Podcast , things get uncomfortably hilarious FAST. From thermoses shoved up asses to 100 bloody tampons thrown on a lawn, this episode is equal parts felony and freakshow. This is America, People....
Oct. 15, 2025
The Gang Is Back and Slightly Less Terrible | Ep 40
After a week off, the NTDS crew limps into episode 40 with questionable energy, AI-generated pussy anthems, and a jingle countdown no one asked for. It’s weird. It’s immature. It’s slightly less terrible. 🎶 Mikey drops two ne...
Oct. 3, 2025
The Gang Hires a Lawyer, Talks Porn Instead | Ep 39
Wanna know what happens when four degenerates with low testosterone and bad judgment get together to solve legal dilemmas, talk porn algorithms, and debate the ethics of peeing yourself for Nine Inch Nails? Welcome to Episode...
Oct. 1, 2025
How to Make a Cowboy Cry & Other Life Skills | Ep 38
Cowboys cry. Raccoons get drunk. And someone’s dad might be cheating on Instagram. Episode 38 of America’s Loudest Podcast delivers the most unhinged game segment yet and a confessional pile of emotional damage you can’t unse...
Sept. 26, 2025
We Broke the Seal (and the Internet) | Ep 37
America’s Loudest Podcast returns with whale handjobs, strip club lies, and a scuba-suited Florida Man who pulled off the most badass Disney robbery of all time. Episode 37 is a sweaty mess of skunk beer, disappearing dogs, a...