The Gang Discovers Gay Orcas | EP 82 (Audio Only)

Apparently if we miss one Thursday, some guy named Rob turns into the Patreon hall monitor and writes a breakup letter because “life” getting in the way is just an excuse… so naturally the show vaporizes him.

Ian decides single people at four‑tops should tip 30%, admits he doesn’t tip bartenders for just opening a beer, and the whole show spends 20 minutes explaining to him that he’s the problem, not the customer.

Somewhere in there you learn about koala chlamydia, slutty ladybugs, gay orcas, Alaskan pee‑frogs, and a worm that might already be living in your eyeball.

And just when your brain is melting, the confessions show up with lunch‑break sock masturbation and “why am I always gay in my dreams,” plus Rick the lawyer trying to give real legal advice in the middle of all this filth.

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