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May Shirt Of The Month: Fuck You (Custom Name) Tee
Finally. A thoughtful gift for the people in your life who deserve absolutely none of your thoughts.The official NTDS “Fuck You” personalized shirt lets you add any name you want underneath the logo. Friend, coworker, ex, weird uncle, Jerry… whoever earned it.It’s disrespectful. It’s beauti…
Future Dammit Starter Tee
For the kids who hear the show from the back seat. The Dangit #1 tee lets your tiny chaos goblin rep NTDS without dropping any F‑bombs on picture day. Big jersey‑style “DANGIT” on the back so teachers know exactly which kid starts the group chat drama.
The NOT THAT DAMN SHOW snapback.
This is the hat. You look better in it, simple as that. Guys look like walking red flags, girls look dangerously hot. Comfortable as hell, built for bad ideas.
NOT That Damn Show Hoodie – Soft, Warm, and Slightly Inappropriate
Because sometimes a t-shirt just isn’t enough to cover the shame of listening to us.This is the official NOT That Damn Show hoodie: soft as hell, warm enough to survive a Florida hurricane or a California cold front (aka 62 degrees), and guaranteed to make people squint and ask, “Wait… what the…
Not That Damn Show Blackout Tee – For the Real Ones Only
This is your new go-to:Throw it on, look decent, confuse a stranger, disappoint a relative.Black shirt. White words. Zero effort. Maximum judgment.Soft. Fits right. Smells better than Ian.Get it now, wear it 'til it becomes your personality.
NOT That Damn Show Women’s Tank – Hot Takes, Cold Drinks, No F***s
This ain’t your average basic bitch tank. This is the official NOT That Damn Show women’s tank—built for the queens of chaos, the ladies with strong opinions, sharp comebacks, and zero tolerance for boring podcasts.Comes in black or white depending on your mood: – White if you're feeling innoce…
WTF is NTDS Sticker
This sticker asks a simple question: WTF is NTDS?Scan the QR code and find out.Warning: may lead to a podcast, merch purchases, and explaining to friends why your sense of humor is broken.
NOT That Damn Show Vinyl Sticker – For Laptops, Bottles & Bad Ideas
It’s a sticker. It’s our logo. It’s stupid. You need it.Represent the official NOT That Damn Show lifestyle—loud, sarcastic, and probably banned from Facebook at least once. This high-quality vinyl sticker is perfect for letting the world know you enjoy questionable podcasts and even worse life…
NOT That Damn Show Logo Mug – Sip the Stupid in Style
Simple. Clean. Kinda badass.This isn’t just a mug—it’s a statement. And that statement is: “Yes, I listen to NOT That Damn Show. No, I’m not okay.”Whether you're fueling your morning rage or calming your post-episode anxiety, this sleek ceramic mug with the official NOT That Damn Show logo …
Strokeified Songs Vol. 1
A collection of demented, half-brilliant, half-brain-damaged songs that clawed their way out of Stroke’s head and somehow made it onto the podcast. Now they’re all in one place so you can question your life choices every time you press play. It’s offensive, it’s stupid, it’s genius — it’s Strokeifi…