Episodes

Welcome back to America’s Loudest Podcast, where we open the show literally waving guns around on camera and somehow that’s not even the most unhinged part of the hour. We go from “I sleep next to a gun on the couch just in case” to debating poop knives like they’re a legitimate household tool. Somewhere between declaring ourselves America’s fattest podcast, talking about poop particles on your toothbrush, and deciding whether having sex with a blow-up doll of yourself is “gay” or “gay as fuck,”...

It’s the final episode of the year and the show immediately spirals into Christmas outfits, Black Santa politics, Florida crimes, expired eggnog confessions, and a shocking amount of vagina-based drug transport. The gang reflects on 59 episodes of accidental success, revisits the dumbest and best moments of the year, and somehow ends up defending a man who eats raw hog meat on a sidewalk. There’s gratitude, there’s filth, there’s Florida, and there’s absolutely no plan. Welcome to America’s Loud...

It’s the second-to-last episode of the year and nothing is festive except the murder songs. The gang spirals from Christmas movie arguments into porn logic, listener comments, cousin ethics, and a fan-submitted song literally titled “Cousin Fucker.” A Christmas rewrite of Goodbye Earl turns into a full slasher musical, WTF News delivers dead celebrities, sex offenders, and international orgy arrests, and Mikey explains why the holidays are the greatest excuse to not give a shit. Somewhere in the...

Confessions hit a new low. Or high. Depends how you feel about cousin-throatf*cking, blowjob-based food psychics, and judging your self-worth by your dog’s penis. Ian drops a top 10 Christmas movie list that isn’t as terrible as every other list he’s given us. Mikey shares a full Trans-Siberian Orchestra-style Strokeified Christmas song called “Christmas With The Dammits”. Jenn makes us guess if elves are getting boned. And somewhere in the background, Stroke’s kid falls down the stairs mid-show...

A professional phone sex operator joins the show and immediately traumatizes everyone with stories of locked dicks, cum bottles, humiliation kinks, and clients who pay extra just to cry. Stroke’s daughter questions the Black Santa takeover, Ian gets hustled with counterfeit silver, and everyone tests out the phrase "ovary walls" on their partners with disturbingly horny results. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🧠 Episode Breakdown Stroke brings a new Black Santa to the collection and gets c...

Black Santa has officially taken over the show, Stroke has turned his ancestry results into a full-blown lifestyle. The the crew calls 1-900 sex hotlines on-air, and Craigslist brings us Fairbanks, Alaska’s horniest citizens alive. Florida Man destroys a Cybertruck, someone’s pussy weaponizes itself at a concert, a trio gets busted mid-noon delight at Winn-Dixie, and confessions escalate from “Ian isn’t cute” to “I nut on faces for emotional regulation.” Lawyer Rick shows up immediately after pl...

Episode 54 kicks off with the gang arguing about whether a naked Jimmy John’s founder sexually assaulted a shark, swings immediately into dolphin rape, and somehow ends up debating if humans should breathe through their assholes. Jen gets verbally waterboarded with a listener’s “moist pussy” R&B track, a 12-year-old’s titty wizard gets an art critique, and Campbell’s Soup catches shit after their executive calls all their customers poor. It’s deranged, it’s beautiful, and it’s exactly what you s...

Thanksgiving is ruined the second Stroke waddles in wearing a turkey costume. Jen’s back on her anti-moist crusade. Ian brings back “Who Said It?” and loves reminding everyone how insane they are. Mikey accidentally offends every race, religion, and gender. There’s a Florida threesome gone sideways, a listener’s explosive diarrhea in the shower, and a sex song from Stroke’s girlfriend that might singlehandedly give the pilgrims PTSD. Plus: turkeys from helicopters, diaper violence, and the most ...

The crew opens Thanksgiving week by cannonballing straight into Stroke nearly drowning in face-sitting when a 7 a.m. creeper tried to recruit him and his GF for a threesome. From there it only gets dumber: McRib betrayal, gas-station Cuban sandwiches, a cat licking its own asshole on Jen’s car, voicemails from unhinged dammits, and a Smurf-themed musical that nobody asked for. Then comes a parade of cheaters, panic-attack manipulators, Roblox predators, period-blood skincare, and two idiots tryi...

Mikey drops a brand-new Strokeified track, and it’s so nasty it might violate community guidelines. Then somehow, things get worse. From ass print forensics to church sermons about butt hygiene, the crew spirals into a full breakdown of poop physics, drone shootdowns, HOA cone wars, and legal advice that may or may not hold up in court. A guy hides in a porta potty, a dog fires a shotgun, and someone confesses to farting so hard they woke their girlfriend. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast! 🎨...

Episode 50 and we thought, “Hey, let’s do this one LIVE.” Bad idea? Maybe. Hilarious trainwreck? Absolutely. This one’s got listener voicemails, live comments, dream sex with Ian, confessions involving drive-in theater vomit, and the debut of a new romantic classic: “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt.” Jenn gives us WTF News, Ian brings a Top 10 List that’s… something, and we wrap with the worst game ever invented: Like A Second Song. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. A listener wrote an act...

Episode 49 is a masterclass in low-brow genius. Stroke’s obsessed with assholes, Ian’s defending freedom for naked chainsaw guys, Jenn’s fighting school drop-off rage, and Mikey’s trying to figure out how the hell they still have a podcast. There’s “Can We Stop” meltdowns, Florida Man’s bowel-related crime spree, and a Viking turd so legendary it deserves its own museum wing. Then the crew plays the new trivia game “Beat the Cock,” and everyone loses their dignity trying to answer before the roo...

Stroke’s d*ck broke a land-speed record this week. He’s two testosterone shots in and suddenly his girl needs an ice pack and a sabbatical. Meanwhile, Ian’s live bar performance of “No Wrong Hole” becomes a real "crowd pleaser" Jenn breaks the news about Starbucks bear riots, and Mikey tries to figure out why South Lake Tahoe is crying over a city seal. Then it gets dumber: – A stepmom finds the Pornhub tab open… and she’s the category. – A listener sends in a song about buying dicks with a cred...

We found out Google thinks our show is about dengue fever and dick rash . That tracks. From there it only gets dumber. This episode has it all: karaoke rage, foot fetish crimes, hangover confessions, and a brand-new Strokeified banger — the Dirt Squirrel National Anthem . Also, someone scheduled sex like it’s a fuckin’ dental cleaning. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🦠 NTDS vs. NTDS — The crew discovers they’re fighting SEO against tropical diseases like “Chagas” and “dungy fever.” 🥴 Hango...

The gang returns with another unfiltered round of oversharing — poop confessions, weird hygiene talk, astrology nonsense, and an honest debate about which Halloween candy belongs in hell. Craig’s Lust makes a filthy comeback, someone learns what “sugaring” really means, and it all ends in snacks, shame, and laughter. 💩 Poop stories and post-wipe routines nobody needed. 🧼 The horror of “sugaring” explained in too much detail. 🔮 Astrology talk that goes absolutely nowhere. 🍬 The official Halloween...

The gang stumbles into Episode 44 speaking fluent sarcasm and zero Gen Alpha. Stroke’s weekend gets torched by a cursed “couples game” suggested by Mikey's wife Mandy, someone’s girlfriend moans the wrong name during sex, and the crew drops a Strokeified banger for the parents — because none of us know what the fuck “6-7-9-11” means. 🚨 This week on America’s Loudest Podcast: 🧠 Jenn drops a Top 10 list of things men do that absolutely suck — and it’s disturbingly accurate. 📞 Voicemail of the Week...

Today on America’s Loudest Podcast: The gang blasts into zero gravity sex 🚀, commits mild medical fraud 🏥, and drops a Strokeified power ballad that will ruin your marriage and your soul: “No Wrong Hole.” ⚖️ Rick the Lawyer returns to explain why toothbrush cum might be illegal and how to legally shoot someone in the balls. 🌴 Florida’s got: • Nut-biting drunks • AI-generated rape hoaxes • Cheeseburger assaults • Beach baby neglect • And a hooker brawl with dad 😬 📺 Ian ranks the Top 10 TV Theme S...

The gang slides face-first into Episode 42 with pumpkin patch PTSD, death comets, and two new contenders for the horniest songs of all time. It’s definitely not family-friendly... unless your family’s into docking, vasectomy stories, or Elk Grove Kia jingles. This week on America’s Loudest Podcast : 🎃 Mikey & 2N watch the Goonies in a field of genital-wart-covered pumpkins 🍆 2 new Strokeifieds “The Power of My Dick” — a New Dicks on the Block classic & Organic Vagina (nobody asked for this) 💚 Da...

🎧 Today on America’s Loudest Podcast , things get uncomfortably hilarious FAST. From thermoses shoved up asses to 100 bloody tampons thrown on a lawn, this episode is equal parts felony and freakshow. This is America, People.. Its not us. The gang debates: What to do if your girl’s OBGYN is a smoke show 👨‍⚕️🔥 Is it ever okay to NOT tell your spouse about old nudes? The Digital Dick of the Week showdown: Notebook Rape Threat Guy vs. Bodybag Halloween Psycho 🎃📓 A Florida man turns his colon into a...

After a week off, the NTDS crew limps into episode 40 with questionable energy, AI-generated pussy anthems, and a jingle countdown no one asked for. It’s weird. It’s immature. It’s slightly less terrible. 🎶 Mikey drops two new songs: “The Power of Pussy” (Country vs. Pop). One is giving Reba, the other is giving Kesha on mushrooms. You vote, winner goes on Strokeified Vol. 2. 👩‍🎤 “Girl or Metalhead” returns. The hair is flowing. The confusion is real. 🧠 Jen delivers WTF News: a murder over not s...

Wanna know what happens when four degenerates with low testosterone and bad judgment get together to solve legal dilemmas, talk porn algorithms, and debate the ethics of peeing yourself for Nine Inch Nails? Welcome to Episode 39. 🧠 Ian drops Random Facts about signal lights, milk, medieval words, and porn search stats. 🥵 Mikey diagnoses everyone with Irritable Male Syndrome , aka Male PMS, and the crew takes the highly scientific IMS symptom quiz like broken middle-aged men in denial. 🧼 The waxi...

Cowboys cry. Raccoons get drunk. And someone’s dad might be cheating on Instagram. Episode 38 of America’s Loudest Podcast delivers the most unhinged game segment yet and a confessional pile of emotional damage you can’t unsee. Also: ass swabs. For real. 💥 Stroke makes a grown-ass cowboy cry in a karaoke bar, then drops science about raccoons in buttholes. Yes, you read that right. 💥 Ian gets philosophical about dick pics, balls, and breast milk all in one segment. 💥 Jenn brings WTF News includi...

America’s Loudest Podcast returns with whale handjobs, strip club lies, and a scuba-suited Florida Man who pulled off the most badass Disney robbery of all time. Episode 37 is a sweaty mess of skunk beer, disappearing dogs, and confessions that probably require a legal team. 💥 Stroke brings Florida Man madness involving meth, sea turtle eggs, and flying children.💥 Ian hits us with random facts no one asked for, like how Hitler got a Nobel Peace nod and why your beer smells like roadkill.💥 Jen tu...

Episode 36 of NOT That Damn Show is pure gasoline on the dumpster fire. Mikey and his family almost get family T-boned by a Cybertruck douchelord, Stroke debates whether his asshole waxing is medical or sexual, and Jenn admits she got fired for the “hard R” without ever saying it. The crew dives headfirst into Jimmy Kimmel’s spectacular fall, why late-night TV is DOA, and the corporate/advertiser chokehold that makes “free speech” a punchline. WTF News serves up a singer with a corpse in his Tes...