How to Make a Cowboy Cry & Other Life Skills | Ep 38

Cowboys cry. Raccoons get drunk. And someone’s dad might be cheating on Instagram. Episode 38 of America’s Loudest Podcast delivers the most unhinged game segment yet and a confessional pile of emotional damage you can’t unsee. Also: ass swabs. For real.

💥 Stroke makes a grown-ass cowboy cry in a karaoke bar, then drops science about raccoons in buttholes. Yes, you read that right.

💥 Ian gets philosophical about dick pics, balls, and breast milk all in one segment.

💥 Jenn brings WTF News including zombie squirrels, fart spray attacks, drunk raccoons, and a fungal superbug so nasty it requires a literal ass swab test.
💥 Mikey introduces “Did They Die?” — the worst game ever — where the crew watches intense video clips and tries to guess who survived. It’s dark. It’s wrong. It’s glorious.
💥 Plus: Digital Dick of the Week pits DoorDash Dahmer against Boiler Bus Bandit — a Motel murderer vs. a 75-year-old school bus driver who tried to cook kids alive. Vote now on Spotify.
💥 And in Damn Problems: Is a 12-year-old racist or just funny? Should you tell your best friend his daughter is on OnlyFans? And what do you do when you find proof your dad’s cheating in his DMs?

🎃 Mikey also unveils the Top 10 Halloween Costumes That Should Probably Be Banned ... including teen sexy nurses, baby cigarettes, and the cursed return of Fabulous Frank the Gay Flamingo.

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