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We made a 1950s doo-wop song called "Dick in a Jar," and somehow that wasn't even the most concerning thing we did.
We brought our actual lawyer on to explain whether a parrot screaming "Don't shoot me, Gary!" can testify in a murder trial and whether you can force your family to fire your ashes out of a T-shirt cannon to collect their inheritance.
Then we found out that people in other countries think red Solo cups are Hollywood props, and Stroke admitted he's apparently been using the enema setting on his bidet this entire time.
And can we please stop making people smell disgusting shit and forcing grown adults to sit through restaurant birthday songs like they're being held hostage?
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