We Broke the Seal (and the Internet) | Ep 37

America’s Loudest Podcast returns with whale handjobs, strip club lies, and a scuba-suited Florida Man who pulled off the most badass Disney robbery of all time. Episode 37 is a sweaty mess of skunk beer, disappearing dogs, and confessions that probably require a legal team.

💥 Stroke brings Florida Man madness involving meth, sea turtle eggs, and flying children.💥 Ian hits us with random facts no one asked for, like how Hitler got a Nobel Peace nod and why your beer smells like roadkill.💥 Jen turns mustard bottles into erotica during “Smut or What?”💥 Mikey reads Confessions feature drive-by ex-stalking, secret Snapchats from the boss, and one guy who jerked it in his girlfriend’s mom’s bathroom — because of course he did.💥 And in Digital Dumpster Fire: a violinist KO’s a stranger, a subway pisser marks her territory, and a high school football player channeling WWE breaks a kid’s back.

🎥 Watch the full episode (with all the offending visuals) on Patreon. If you're not in the Damn Fam yet, you're only getting half the story and zero of the scissoring cat cosplay.

🧢 Grab official NTDS merch while you’re there. Hats are selling faster than sea turtle eggs in a meth van NotTDS.com

📦 Green Frog Delivery – Weed so good you’ll forget you watched “Whale Rubbers.”

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🍻 Thanks to Infusion Taproom in Lincoln for fueling the Digital Dumpster Fire segment.