The Gang Roasts an Award-Winning Nobody | Ep 67 (Audio only)

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0:44 Jen is still having sex on it even. I don't know what the hell she's even doing now at this point. I haven't even heard from her. Have you guys heard at all from she's even like chiming in on our group text or anything? Probably busy man. Yeah, if she's out in the middle of the cruise, she's probably not receiving service and not paying for it. So she's probably cut herself off from the world, which is I blame. But you gotta cut yourself off every once in a while. I would too. I just want to be left the fuck alone. She's busy having emo sex on the emo cruise. She's fine. She's let her do her thing. I couldn't help but when I was on the cruise in the summer, I I still need the social media. I want to see what was going on. Plus I knew we had our big show coming up so I wanted to be a somewhat attached to the world I found. Like I need something.

1:25 Is the Internet weird on a cruise like it is like on an airplane? No, I felt like it was pretty stable actually. No, OK, sometimes you get the I pay for like the social media one. They have one that's just only like for social media. So it was, you know, it wasn't anything big, but I did go live one time with the Eno on there. So it was enough to go live on Instagram or something? Oh, that's cool. I remember we used to when we would travel on the show, you would we would go live from the airplane. Yeah, not the legal or something or they tell us we can't do it. I'm not sure. They tell us that I don't. Yeah. Yeah, did it anyway. So they also say put your phone in airplane mode, and I think that's been debunked and that's not going to do a damn thing. That doesn't do shit. I'm not going to. I don't put my phone. I never. Put my phone in airplane mode? Me never. Fuck you, I'm not going to do anything. What's it going to do, bring down the plane?

2:07 That's what that's what they make it sound like. If you don't, then you know the navigational system is going to fail and we're all going to die. Then build a better navigational system. At this point if my if my phone can bring down this entire plane, we shouldn't be allowed to have. Planes that's that's another thing like I I've never gotten on a plane that wasn't at least 25 years old. Yeah, well that's a good point too. Shit. Stupid old. I like when you when you're booking your planes, 'cause I was looking at potential trips this year and it was telling me about how much, how much gas it uses in fuel and for the environment. I'm like, I don't give a fuck how much is that? That's cheaper. Why would they tell you that? Oh no, they started doing that. I'm like, I want to go with the cheaper one. If I can save 60 bucks here, fuck it, I'm not going to be here in 100 years.

2:49 I don't care how much it ruins the environment, I'm taking the cheapest flight possible. I want the worst possible gas. As long as it saves me some money I don't give a fuck. I really don't. Yeah, and the worst we, you know, I know we're about to get to random facts here in a second, but remember when we were on the air and I learned, I learned, you probably all did too, that these planes can go a lot faster. They're just saving fuel, just about. To bring that up and I'm like. I could pay a little bit more. We could get across the country instead of four hours and like three or two. I will happily pay an extra $50 if you can get me there an hour earlier and. I know that's true because after I learned that I'm watching one day where the president is flying, I don't know if it's Biden or Trump, I can't remember, but flying across the country to California from DC and he was there in like 2 hours.

3:34 I'm like, I will pay for that. Happily. Only the president gets that luxury. That's bullshit. Bullshit. So stupid. Man of the people, my ass. We should be the ones being able to fly like that if we're flying on our dime anyway. Those are tax dollars. Exactly. Sons of bitches. Well said. You brought that up. Let's get into random facts. You're going to learn something. Random facts. We're going to do it a little different this time. Each one of us has brought a couple of random facts this week and kind of mix it up a little bit instead of being just bringing it. But Ian can still kick us off with his very first one. Did you know that the Eiffel Tower can be 15 centimeters taller during the summer due to thermal expansion?

4:20 The the the iron heats up and it takes up more space. Really. Interesting. It does. I mean it. It, it's basically, I mean it's basically every man on planet Earth, you know, it gets cold and shrinkage happens. Yeah, that's true. That makes sense. How has the I don't know if you guys probably don't have an answer to this question that I'm going to ask, but I'm going to ask anyway. How has the Leaning Tower of Pisa not fallen? I think it was built that way on purpose. It was built sideways. I thought, Oh, I thought maybe it was just like over time it started to lean. I thought they just went with the cheapest architects, Like, yeah, we'll get Bubba.

5:03 Bubba can do it. The college dropout architects. Forgive. Me. Never really thought much into that, but yeah, it's good, good, good thought. You see people always with that stupid picture like they're holding it up. Everyone's got to do it, I guess. If I was there. Tourism One O 1. I would too, yeah. That's like here we have, we have beach accesses. They each have a number one to like 100 or whatever. So whatever, if it's your birthday, you go find beach access 36 and stand in front of it. That's our fucking. That's our leaning tower. I would just go to 69 every time you. Would. Come down here, which I mean, you're going to have to wait for somebody else's wedding. If there was 420 you would have went there. That would be the best spot.

5:47 We don't have one of those because it would have been stolen. Stroke what you got. Well I'm a little disappointed because I double fact checked this but I'm going to say it was it was going to be one of my random facts. I actually heard it yesterday and then I'm like wow, I got to dig into this and do some research and it's at least according what I found that it's not true but people believe it. The animal most likely to anal rape you? A moose. Dolphin. A moose Dolphin. That's what I heard, a moose. And then I look into it and said there was no research. So maybe the researchers like we ain't doing this study and plus, who's gonna report every time a moose fucks you? You know what I mean?

6:28 Like. I would never, no, nobody would ever know if that happened to me. I was raped by a moose. I would never tell anybody. Nope, I'm taking that to my grave. Oh, I know that's not a fact, but I just want to clear that one up. And it really hurt me yesterday because that was a one that was one that I had for today. You. Know what? I want it to be true. Let's just say it's true. Just. Keep it going like. There's there's somebody, there's somebody listening right now that's probably just started crying. That goes it is true. There's. One person I can't. Tell anybody. I. Bet there's a damn it but. Why? Remember that? That was a fun. Game Why would the moose go after your butt hole? Because we don't have vaginas. Maybe if it's dirty and it smells and it's like, oh, what's that smell? And then it's like into it.

7:12 And then it gets a hard on and then you're but you have pants on it. It would have to drill through your fucking clothes. Dogs get horned up for no reason too and you dogs have just been looking at you and getting a little. Bored. But wouldn't you have to be almost nude out in the woods to get anal fucked? Or to get fully racist? Yeah, yeah. Or is the Dick so strong it goes through the pants? How big do you think a moose's Dick is? Well, we can Google fact that one. Yeah, if you. Want me to ask chat how big? How big is a YEAH? Yeah, yeah, that's the average size of a moose Dick. How big is a moose peanut? For Jen too, I want. To get flagged, I'm going to get. This is why you know what this is. We need Jen for these types of. Things I think short answer this. Chat's a short answer bigger than you're imagining, sorry. That's got SAS.

7:58 I love it it. Does roughly 3 to 4 feet long when fully. Oh my God. Feet. Yeah. But it says but it says about two inches thick on average. So it's a thick and. Long it's a thin Dick. It's a skinny long. Oh, it's a rope. Remember last podcast when Mandy's was mess? I know she was setting this up, but she was talking about making mold. I'm like I. Need Oh yeah, moose Dick make a moose Dick. But I mean, but it's 3 to 4 feet long. Good God, that's like a source. Yeah, that will go right. That's going right through your clothes. Anal raping you. Oh, my God. That you're dead. You might die. Yeah. You're dead, you're dead. Your ass can't handle that. Let's.

8:39 Hold up in your stomach. Yeah, I don't think. He's just giving you just, I mean, just a tip for that. It'll still kill you. Just the tip, all right, I got one for you. So there are 42,000,000 Kangaroos in Australia and only 3 million people in Jamaica, which means that if the Kangaroos were to invade Jamaica, each person would have to fight 14 Kangaroos. I couldn't fight one. Those motherfuckers got hands. A kangaroo will fuck you up. Absolutely. I saw Looney Tunes. I hope by fighting you mean I have a weapon. Seen that I see. You ever see the kangaroo square up in real life? Like I've seen those videos and they're like all of a sudden they just props. I'm like. They go. They go from chill to jacked immediately, like they're hiding muscles that you don't see until you piss them off and then all of a sudden just swole.

9:27 Every time I'm on, if I'm online and there's a kangaroo fight, I stop and watch. Oh absolutely. I can't help it. I enjoy it. I would watch that on ESPNI would bet at Hard Rock and he's going to win it. PN8. The Ocho. Yeah, put the two Kangaroos in the fucking thing and let them fight it out. I would bet on that. Honestly, I would too. I would play that game more than I would play like chicken chip bingo or whatever that'd be watching, you know, betting on Kangaroos fighting. That'd be way better. Let's start ATV network. We need to do this with all these fucked up games. So here's the So if you if you had to fight 14 Kangaroos or just one, their hind legs can exert around 760 lbs of force. You're dead.

10:08 Their bite is comparable to a grizzly bear. And their muscle. Yeah, and their their muscle accounts for roughly 50% of their total body weight. They're really 50% muscle. Mikey that's. That's yeah, my the animal Dicks. That's Mikey's department. That's. Not me. Yeah, Mikey. How big is a kangaroo Dick? Oh. Man, I got to look at this. Let's. Guess, let's guess. I'm going to say 5 1/2. I don't think they're going to. I don't think they're kind of a gigantic Dick. That's what we have seen. What the hell is wrong with you? It's taking a second. This is things people want to know, yeah. We're answering the. Questions. You're really committed to the zoology's your journey, aren't you? Yeah, I guess so.

10:51 That's exactly that's exactly what. We're going to call it the the kangaroo penis, roughly 6 to 10 inches long, depending on the species. I guess. So average size to, you know, large African American. Size. So they're probably about seven and a half 8 inches on an average. Yeah, probably. Probably an average. Yeah, 7 1/2 to 8 inches. Wow. Damn. Did you know that chainsaws were invented for childbirth? I actually. Did know that? Yep, Yep, I knew that. Well, I don't. Know what they were doing with them, but. Y'all listen, I know what they were doing, Yeah. They were developed in Scotland in the late 18th century to help aid and speed up the process of symphysiotomy.

11:35 What Widening the pubic cartilage and the removal of disease laden bone during childbirth. So. Like. Yeah, yeah, let's, let's go ahead and get that baby out of here. No. Thanks. No, you scared me. I almost got. I thought you was going to say something about my penis. I. I remember. Yeah, I heard that. I did. I was like, what was he going to say? What? I've heard that joke too. I remember that joke back in the 90s. There was a version of Playboy printed in Braille back in the 70s. It didn't have any photos, so you just would read the article. But how would you know? I mean, I guess you've had to have something. You were just.

12:16 Why would you read it? Did anybody ever read Playboy? Never. Oh, the articles. I don't know, can't. Say no, I can't say. But at least in the movie Ray Ray Charles, he'd put his hands around their wrist, remember that? And he'd know if they were fat. And if they were fat, he didn't even fuck them. Wow, I feel like I could tell if a person was fat by wrapping my hand around their wrist. Yeah, but. He for sure you could tell. Yeah, he'd he'd go. Now I'm good think if this this wrist isn't Bony enough, I can't. You'd think he'd feel a belly too, but he's like or. Just give him a hug. Yeah. Just be like, hey, come bring it in now. We're good. Yeah, Ray. Charles was a whore to be blind. I mean, I, I love that guy. Was he really blind? You know, they say Stevie Wonder, Probably. Really.

12:58 Is a legally, but I don't know about. I think Ray Charles was. I think he actually was, but he'd do heroin. I don't know, imagine doing heroin blind you. Have to have somebody do it for you. Yeah. Shoot it in for you. Hey, can you do this for me? I can't. I need some. He. Did he was doing them hard drugs? I mean. I would, that'd be weird to see a blind drug addict was like. Hardcore. Yeah, that would be weird. And you wouldn't know if it was working until you actually, like, smoked it because you can't. You can't just look at it and be like, no, that's not, that's not what I ordered. You got to, you got to, you got to roll the dice. Yeah, yeah. Somebody stumbles, he stumbles around. I'm like, well mate, he's just blind, leave him alone.

13:39 Yeah, no, wait, he's actually high on heroin right now. Oh, I didn't know that right. There are more flake fake flamingos in the world than there are real ones, which is probably a pretty obvious thing I guess. Real flamingos is roughly 1.4 to 1.6 million total across all species. That's it. And and then for plastic flamingos, fake ones, there's about 30 million in the world. And they're all Dicks. And most of them are in Florida, apparently. Yeah, they are. I mean, people have in their yard all the time. We don't have like in this part of Florida, we don't have flamingos, but you see them. Flamingos are assholes. Yeah, that's so weird. I don't know why. Why the Flamingo became like the yard art of all yard arts. And then certain parts of Florida, they have toilets and they grow stuff out of them.

14:28 Like outside what? What? What you don't know this like some of these little hillbilly towns, they they grow like plants and stuff inside of like their used toilet. Like they have a used toilet outside as like a planter and then it's just like a, you know, like a ficus growing out of it or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Guys are fucking weird in Florida. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's not like the big bigger cities. It's more like out in the woods. You're like, why would you use that? Because it's. Gross. Yeah, there's also a truck with no wheels on it out in the yard. Like this is not a classy home. I got you. I got you. Yeah. Is that all the facts you guys have? That's all we got because we got a lot of confessions to get into from this past week. And I will say that a majority of this week's confessions are pretty dirty.

15:17 And there's one specifically for you stroke that came in. And if you wanted to ever feel like leaving us a confession, you can click the link in the description here on this episode or any episode of not that damn sure heading over to not tds.com. Click the link there and tell us. Spill your guts. There's no way we're ever going to know who it is. It's not possible. We'll never be able to figure it out. We don't even care. But what do you like to try to guess? I do like the is it a boy or is a girl game. That's a lot of fun. I do like that too. So we'll play that game today as we get into this week's confessions. And we'll start off with this very first one. So he's not going to lie that water sports one from Craigslist made me wet. Never done it, but it sounds hot. Too bad I'm not closer to Reno. I don't remember.

15:59 That was somebody. Somebody just wanted to be wanted to pee or be peed on. I think it was either or. Yeah, they think they're just into it. Hey if if that gets your boat going, I guess float on. Well, we know this is a woman, because that's what? So I just listen. If you're listening, which I'm sure you are, I leave another response, another message. I got to know what happened to you. Like what? In what world did you? What's your relationship with your father? Yeah, what what happened that made you that that term would turn you on just by Ian talking about it was an. Easy way. Yeah, it could be. It could. Be and I've told you my theory on this. You have actually. You say it again though. They have parents that didn't change their diapers and didn't check them and they wore piss on them a lot. So they grow up and they are something warm. Yeah, there's nothing to back that theory, but it's my theory. Terrible wood.

16:52 No, that's why they're into piss play. The next one is no disrespect to Mandy but ever since I heard Mikey on the radio I always thought his voice was so damn sexy. He could read smut books and I would get so moist listening to him. Well, I will tell you this right now. If there's anybody wants to pay me to read smart books, I am. There it is. He submitted this himself to trying to get work. But I'm. Not knocking your hustle man, I mean get after it. I'm just saying there were easier ways to do it. Listen, whoever wrote this in did you.

17:32 Notice that he changed his voice after somebody just after he read that. You know that? Yeah. He read it and then he's like, if anybody wants me to read the some smart books, I was like, stop stunning and just get to. Auditioning. I am auditioning. Have you you guys have seen that guy that's on? I always see him on Instagram, but I'm sure he's on TikTok and whatever he pulls up in like a gas pump and he's playing these sexual novels and they're really graphic, but other people are like pumping gas and look, have you seen these? Oh. My God, I'm going to send you a dirty page. I want you to read it. I'm going to play it really loud one day just just to troll people at a gas station. Holy shit, that's funny. I would. Let's do that. That would be really funny. That's a really good idea. I'll have to send you the video of the guy doing it. He just sits there with a straight face, looking forward and you see these other people like what the fuck? Fuck that's funny.

18:19 This next 1 is when I'm in the mood to Jack off I like to look up hairy hairy pussy videos. I feel like people write these things and make me read them. So when I'm going to mood to Jack off I look up hairy pussy videos in real life. I in real life. I enjoy a nice shaved presentable 1 though. It's just a thing I enjoy online. I wouldn't say that I have a preference. Like if it's, if it's hairy, can you at least like I would say if, if, if you, if you do have hair down there, can you at least like make it presentable? I would say, but if you'd like to have hair yeah or I no like trim it just like make it look nice. Give it a little braid. Yeah, I'd rather have no hair down there. Yeah, no hair, no hair.

19:01 Keep it shaved. I would just be, I'm, I'm like, hey, I'm just glad there's pussy at the end of the rainbow, like, right. Yeah, but but this guy's not seeing the pussy. There's so much hair around him. He's like, I don't, I don't know what he's. Yeah, I don't know what, it's just what he this is something he enjoys online. That's it. I'd be confused. I've never been with a girl with a big Bush. I would know. I think we talked about this. No, I haven't actually. I think we've talked about this before. Like when? When in society did we make that shift? It was literally last week we talked about the 70s and 80s and the 90s. Something happened. Yeah, that's right, that's right. This next one is, is this for you? Stroke says my husband. Stroke is the only man that has ever given me an orgasm during sex. I'm almost 40. I thought says I thought something was wrong with me but clearly they just didn't know what the fuck they were doing.

19:45 This is 100% true there babe. My confession about your Dick. I love you and your Dick. Oh my God, I did not do that one. Did not know that one was there, but that's hilarious. Well, we've all had, we've all had something written about our penis. Now. Now we just got to get lunch Lady Kyle to write something about. Jen, she has told me that's true, so I don't know. I'm sure she has. Do you believe it? I was going to ask. I do. I'm holding you. I've heard a bunch. I was. Going to say you could probably tell. You know, Oh yeah, I. Think I can tell if a girl's fake? I don't care. I don't care. I wouldn't care. I I get nasty if in there I'm like you got to you about to die, bitch, I'm about to choke you if. They're going to drown you.

20:30 You got to go down there and like just drow me, bitch. We better do some piss play tonight, baby. No, shoot what? Absolutely not. I'm just talking shit. No way in hell I'm saying that. Well, now we know Strokes, strokes good in bed, this next one says. Years ago I got help from family and friends to move out of an abusive situation. When we were 20 miles out, my dad told me he pissed on my ex's mattress since he couldn't beat his ass, and then he told me he tried to take a shit on the mattress but he couldn't. That's a good dad right there. That's a. Good dad, right? There. Absolutely. I can't kick his ass. Well, I'm gonna make his life some kind of hell. I'm gonna pee on his mattress. Beautiful.

21:11 Oh, that's a great dad. You've got a great dad. Dad of the year for sure. Send him this clip and tell him to listen to the podcast. He'll love that. For sure, definitely. We support this, Sir, and we and we, we salute you. Absolutely. I'll send you a shirt or something. Yeah. You know, guys like that deserve it. Oh yeah, I mean what you I mean, I'm not even taking it depends on what his career and everything he was trying to look out for. It's easy to say I just beat his ass and kill him, but you know, you've got you. You're conscious going. I can't do this because it's I won't be around my family, but it'd be hard not to want to kill him. By the way, I read like the first sentence of the next confession before Mikey switched it over. I just got to say dirty horse, all of you. This one, This one is a total dirt squirrel says I love random random anonymous sex. I go to the grocery store late at night and park in the back of the parking lot hoping somebody will call me over for head or just grab me and have their way.

22:05 I usually wear bright red lipstick and heels to play the part. They think it, I think they think it's all just a trap. I I, where are you doing this? Not that I actually, I take that back. I. Was going to say, yeah, I don't care. I'm not, I don't care. But maybe there's some. Maybe there's a dammit out there who does want to know and this lady don't. Look like a hooker. If you're a woman and you approach a guy and he's a he's single and he's not, or maybe he's not even voted. It just depends. It's going to be pretty easy for you to say you would suck a stick and he's going to be like, cool. A friend of mine who used to be a police officer, she used to pretend to be a hooker to catch John's and she told me if they're even moderately attractive, that's a cop.

22:48 Basically, you got to be butt fucking ugly to not be A to not be a cop. That's a real prostitute. The the ugly ones. Well my thing is here is maybe this is a guy. Oh, oh, I guess. Yeah, 'cause I've never, I mean. Just the way it's written at the end. Like I usually wear bright red lipstick and heels to play the part I I mean I could just be talking about hooker type situation or whatever but. I I went female honestly. That's what I went with, the hooker part, but you could be right. Yeah. It is California. It's true. We don't know. Actually, I have no idea. This could be Florida, this could be this could be Ohio. Probably not. Texas I'm ruling out in Maine as well.

23:29 It could be Reno. That's a good point, this. Is a good Reno one next one here is I like to watch my wife with other guys or let her go out on date and on dates and come home to me. I think we've had something similar to this before. I don't understand that either. Like that's like that seems to be a trend now it. Is. Why is that? Because is it be is this these young like younger and millennials or whatever the generation is after that it just grew up on porn so much that that's what their thing is now is just they they watch somebody drill. This is parents that has told your kids for and this kid, this guy growing up that you know, you have to share, you have to share, you have to share. You don't have to share every fucking. Thing no, no, what and and but the like I would I won't say that I I like it, but like my girlfriend gets hit on constantly and I'm I'm punching way above my weight class with, but it kind of makes me feel good that other guys are like they'll they'll they'll hit on her and I'm like, no, she's coming home to me, dawg.

24:28 Yeah, I mean, it's, it's good to know your your girl or wife, whatever is attractive, but you don't want to watch her get nailed by another dude, No. I don't want her going on dates with other guys and then coming over to me. Like how was dinner? I don't give a fuck. Why did you absolutely not like no, if it's if it happens in bars and I'm like I go to the bathroom or something, some guy comes up to her like she'll she'll like, no, my boyfriend's in the bathroom and I'll be like, that's right, buddy, take a. Walk. I get that. I could. That makes sense to me too. I don't, yeah. I don't. I, I, I, I don't know. Do you see, Will Smith's got a new show and, you know, I, I think of him immediately when it comes to stuff like this. It is. Can you see the name of the show? Has anybody seen the name of this show? No. What is it? Pole to pole.

25:09 Oh my God, what the hell is this? Show, I don't know, I think he travels around or something. It was on, I think it was on Disney Plus or something. This National Geographic pole to pole. Figured it. Out. North Pole, South Pole, Obviously. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my. Life, I know. Will Smith. Come on dude. I honestly if they're, that's a great name for a gay porno. I mean, it really is. And the sequel Pole to Pole. I was just thinking about him and his is his wife not I don't know where the fuck that guy. Going his bitch. Sheesh, no. He's everybody. Yeah, he's the bitch. Yeah, his cunt. Yeah, this next one is is I know a chick who's nearly 40, lost custody of all three of her kids because of drugs and bad men. She doesn't even get to see them. She's pregnant again and dating another loser. We all know this bitch.

26:03 We all do, actually. It's so funny. I was thinking about. I don't know who you're referring to. Yeah, but. We all know one just like this. Absolutely. That's crazy. Dirty whores, all of you. Yeah, a bunch of dirt, squirrels, everybody #9 here is life as a woman is annoying. I wish I was born a dude. I'm not gay or want the surgery either. Just saying that being a woman sucks and I hate it. Does it though? I feel like it can't be that bad. Well, just don't forget about that whole monthly thing. I don't that's. Probably the worst. Yeah. I wouldn't be very good at that. And childbirth and all those things that when they go through, Yeah. Depends on how much you like Dick.

26:44 I mean, if you're the parking lot lady, I mean sure, but like not every woman wants to see penises in their front. They just want to go about their day. Not to mention, you know, constantly being told to smile. Living in a world with men is just awful and I. Apologize for it. Yeah. And a lot of times the mom is the one that really keeps the home together as far and not always. I understand there's different, you know, different homes are different ways, but a lot of times moms has that traditional role of, you know, cooking and cleaning and taking care of it and dad's out working longer hours or, you know, maintaining the the lawn or whatever else. Not that that matters. If the rolls are switched up or you help, you should you should help. I'm just saying there's a lot you're thinking. It's very 1960s.

27:27 Well, it's wrong. No, but I think it's still relevant. It's still true. A lot of them go to work all day and come back and they got lazy ass men who don't even participate or help or try to, you know, move a vacuum or anything. That's too much. There's a the the that whole trad wife thing, traditional wife thing sort of made a comeback the past couple of years. Not saying. It the most retarded shit I've ever seen. I I've seen the I've seen these people on TikTok and by the way, they're full of shit. I'm pretty sure because yeah, no, because they're making money on their tik toks talking about how they don't work. I'm like, bitch, you are, you have sponsors, you've got ad revenue coming in. You're working. Stop fucking lying to people. You're a you're a lying hoe. That's true. You know you hate women.

28:10 Wow. No, I don't. I hate lying women. This last one, I don't know if this is a guy or a girl. I think if somebody has said something similar to this on the show before, it says I know it's fucked up, but I think I have a cheating fetish that's. The whole I'm going with this guy that's. The whole thing it. Could be, I don't know. It could be. It could be a woman. There's so many women who died, I can name three or four of them right on top of my head without really thinking about it. Who was just can't quit sleeping around. Yep. Yep, I think that this kid could go either way on this one, but I just don't understand it being a fetish. Like I mean I guess like is it the sneakiness behind it? The almost we're almost going to get caught maybe. I don't really know.

28:51 I mean, yeah, yeah, I had. I had a girlfriend a long time ago that also had that fetish. She would dress up like herself and then go fuck everybody. That sucks man. I'm going to be a whore for tonight. You've been one all fucking week. Ever since I've known you, you've been a whore since we met, you fucking slut. All right, that's this week's confessions. Like I've said, if you have a confession, you want to confess your dirty secrets about being a cheating whore, what kind of dirt squirrel you are, feel free to click the link in the description or head on over to not tds.com and submit it that way as well. Stroke. Let's get into Florida, man. Florida. Man losing.

29:33 Well breaking up the headlines crocodiles down from the keys to the Panhandle. He don't quit living life loud with a wildness pitch. Florida Man living on the edge every day is local. He's got a a legend in to make it. Say it if you can. There ain't no one crazier than Florida Man. Make it waste time a little. Florida might have better news in Florida next week. It's going to be, I mean this, most of the state's actually going to be really cold. We're talking 20s and 30s, so some crazy domestic violence, crazy steps might go down, who knows, Beating up roommates and everything else. People pissed off that they're stuck in the house spaghetti. Yeah, well, that was one story I was going to. I know we talked about it on on Tuesdays podcast with Arnie, but there was one Ian where he lives my hometown too as well. But Panama City, A woman poisoned her roommate. That's a that was such a crazy story too, because you said like the cops came in and pretty much immediately could tell just by. They knew like that.

30:31 That's poison. But yeah, when I pulled. Four bites of it. Yeah, he had four bites. When I pulled the police report, I it said it was pretty obvious. You could tell. And there was and there was some, but I didn't understand. Maybe it's just the kitchen. But it said that they could tell part. The guy said he could tell part of the peroxide or whatever was was missing. But yeah, he got 4 bites into it. She warmed it up. So we don't know what they were fighting about, but that happened locally where we're where we're at. So that was a a big story here in the Panama City Beach. And I, and I didn't, I didn't, I didn't get a chance to, to grade it last week. But I mean, I've held on to that. That is a mug shot dolphin story if I've ever heard one. Yeah, I'm surprised.

31:11 I'm going to pick up a little more traction as far as over the news. But you know, it's been a crazy week, all right. A 28 year old man here in Florida was arrested for a felony battery after hitting someone with a packet of ketchup at a bus terminal. Police say he was out and it looked like he had, you know, passed out. So someone went over to check on and the man freaked out. Do you freak out if somebody wakes you up? Like sometimes I'm I'm not like a freak out kind of punch someone kind of person. I'm more like what's happening. I'm not supposed to be awake. I'm like, what? And that's about as angry as I get. All right, when he threw a ketchup packet, another guy who was, you know, people don't mind their own fucking business. Me, I'm like, let that guy just fucking sleep. I'm not a cop.

31:55 You know what? I'm under my business. But he goes over, the guy throws it. Here's what it says. He got 2 little spots of ketchup on his jacket 2. Little Wolf, now it's justified. And it might seem minor, but still it was an attack, according to police, the police showed. Up and that's a missile. I know they arrested the guy for battery, it would normally be a misdemeanor, but which is your pussy for calling police? Can I just be honest with you? You're a pussy. No, you're a you're a gigantic pussy. He had a previous battery conviction on his record, so they upgraded it to a felony because of his past. So he's looking at five years plus they found a little bit of cocaine on him, which cocaine don't, let's be honest, cocaine don't put you to sleep.

32:39 So he probably was not on the. He just had it. He just had it. Just let. People have cocaine bite. I'm just saying to say that now it just let people have their coke. It's just, it's like we just let people have it. Who gives a fuck? There's other drugs to worry about. Yeah, you just, I just worry about the fit and all getting into the coke. I'm not a coke head. I just, I just, that's the only thing I can concerned about it. But that, you know, you go out and you buy it from random people. That's true. That's the gambling you do anyway. Deputies prevented a potential catastrophic events after police responded to what initially appeared to be a routine shoplifting case on Thursday. That was last week. Authorities say the suspect was caught shoplifting at a public store. Publix is big. You know how we talk about Publix here. Florida and on the southeast is the biggest store. And became confrontational and verbally aggressive before leaving the scene and walking to a nearby Panera Bread where he continued yelling at people and entered the bathroom. Now deputies followed and discovered the man attempted to ignite a 12 gauge shotgun bullet. It was actually the bullet was a slug, but he was going to set it on fire and that's not a good thing to do. Somebody could have obviously been injured or killed by this and including himself or any law enforcement in there. They have intervened before the round discharged and discovered the 2 shotgun shells.

33:59 This one's tough. This is pretty tough. You're trying to give us a little. I'm trying to think like I'm I'm leaning, I'm leaning towards mugshot dolphin and mullet Gator. This one is kind of what do you guys think? Mullet Gator. What's the other option though? There was another one. Well, there's there's 5. OK, I forget. Yeah, there's elderly Flamingo. That's not that. Tornado in a bathing suit. No, it's not that. And sunburn manatee. No, it's it's, it's probably the I'm going to go the that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that guy. That's fair, that. Guy. For sure I was that was torn.

34:39 All right, another guy here in Florida was arrested this weekend, this past weekend after doing Donuts in a church parking lot. It was on his first date. Yeah, you did that last week. It was at the IT was at the Jehovah's Witness. Parking lot? Did I do this story last week? Yeah, I gave it a mullet Gator I remember. Oh OK, yeah, OK. Oh God, I can't even remember doing that story last week. Oh, I can, because it made me laugh. Yeah, it was a good one. I have sometimes between terrestrial radio and this, I have a hard time realizing what I do sometimes I need to get it you. Still have a job? I know. No, I'm not bragging about it. I'm not bragging about it. I'm just saying I can't remember where I talked about it at. I could celebrate it. All right, an 18 year old was arrested in Florida after attempting A TikTok challenge.

35:21 It's called the 24 hour challenge. Anybody know anything about this? Yeah. I know everything about this. You did it last week well. I did. Yes, she. Did stayed at a Walmart. That's all I do, yeah. Did I really? Yes, I'm telling you dude. What day did we record? What day did we record last week? I'm I'm so damn confused of what's on. We recorded on Monday I believe. No wonder some of my shit crossed over. OK, I'm like. Your days were mixed up last week. That's right. I tell you about somebody poisoning someone's spaghetti, but you've heard that and. Twice. Yeah, and I'll tell you about the near my house in the massage parlor. Fang one. No, this one's a different one.

36:01 Yeah, this guy, somebody noticed the Department of Health investigator noticed that the and I talked about this last podcast. I do remember that God almost was getting old. Didn't get senile, but. But if you missed it in the last podcast, the health department was there. They observed the guy having sexual activity. Police got there and the guy told police that she paid him for sex. Thing that has never happened on planet Earth. I know it seemed like the police are like, okay, well, we'll just get her anyway. No woman has spent a dime on sex with a man. I know I could not believe this. So then for the guy, he was getting going to get charged.

36:43 With it don't say anything about him being charged. It doesn't say anything about anything about him. It's more focused on the massage parlor. So I have no idea. But we do know that apparently she got turned on and she paid him for sex, according to. Well, good for him. I mean, that's what I'm saying. Like good for that guy. I ain't never got money he made. And he didn't get in trouble. He made like 20 bucks or something. He got a massage and he got a blowjob and then she got paid him. Jeez, that's that's. That's a great Saturday. Some people are just living the life. I ain't living that life. Yeah, I know. All right. Well. That's same, well, half the stories you've heard before, but you know, I can't remember what I've talked about before or not so. Listen, Florida's a crazy place.

37:27 It's it's hard to keep things straight. It is, yeah. We we do have we got a couple other things I want to get to, but Rick is here. You guys want to just jump in and and bring Rick on the show and start talking. We got some questions to ask him. Do some Rick in the law. Rick, welcome back man. How are you? Que Paso amigos. Wow, so loud. Yeah, hold on a second. Oh my God, Rich got that amped up. There we go. No, I my cat got into my fucking cables and my stream stream yard stopped recognizing the mic and stuff so I got you. It's probably all fucked up. I got you. Hope he's gone. He left. I missed that guy. It was fun. It was great breaking the lover. I learned a lot actually.

38:08 Like honestly I I feel much smarter than when we started it. Was nice having. Thanks for joining us, Rick. That was cool. We could move on. I don't know what the hell he's doing. He just disappeared. Like his cat got into some wires and he was. There, that's it. Maybe the cat showed up and fucked everything up again. He. He was so loud when he jumped on. Was it loud for you guys or was it just? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I was. I was afraid he was going to bleed through my headphones to the end of the mic I got. I had to push it away. All right, well, while he figures his shit out, then we can talk about this, this thing that Ian presented the other day. Well, he said. Things that you're addicted to, or what's your latest addiction? What's your newest addiction? Newest addiction. OK, OK. Because like for like my buddy came to visit and he he every every January he comes down for a month because condos are stupid cheap so he just rents them for the month.

38:56 I think what he paid for January cost about the same as it would for maybe four days in the summertime, so he gets great deals. Does he have a remote job? Like how the fuck do you just be off for a whole month? Yeah. He gets, yeah, he gets, he gets to work from home when he when he travels, but he comes down here and I don't know where we just start where we, we played pool, we played golf or, or darts or whatever. So he started to start playing Golden T that arc, that golf game where you just spin the ball. Dude it's so much fun though. It is so much fun. I've never played a game in my life until a month ago and I now I've got the app, I'm tracking my stats, I've got I've, I've, I've upgraded my clubs. I'm like, Oh my God, I think I'm addicted to this fucking game. So much so that if I wanted a Powerball, I'm like, I need a house with enough living room space so I can put my golden tea machine.

39:49 That's how much I love this game. It's a very serious game. I remember when I was this, before my radio career, I was a mover or whatever, but the truck drivers were obsessed with golden tea. So every truck stop you'd go to, there'd be like 50 truck drivers hanging out, like arguing over golden tea and betting on it and all kinds of shit. I was. Like we were betting on it. It got so bad that it affected our plans. Because like a friend of ours would invite like, Hey, I'm going to see this band tonight. You guys should come hang out. That bar doesn't have Golden Tee. I'm not interested. I'm not going there that I'm not going to go see you because they don't have the game that I want. And we literally on the app, it shows you what locations have Golden Tee.

40:29 So we just like there's four within this like like 3 mile radius. So we played one game, have a beer, Uber to the next bar, play a game, have a beer, Uber to that. We did. We had a, we did a Golden Tee tour. That's hilarious, you stroke. Have you ever played Golden T? No, I'm I don't really understand what you're talking about. It's a golf. It's in, it's on all the bars. It's it's, it's got, it's got a white ball in the center and you see people just fling it as hard as they can and. OK, yeah, no, I don't. I don't like games a lot I guess. I don't like golf, but I I do like that game. It's fun, it is. I can't help that I'm addicted to that fucking game. What about you, stroke?

41:11 Well, I know this may go is weird because it's more like binge watching, but it it has been my addiction lately. I've went back. There's been I think quite a 1718 seasons. So I went back far. I've watched it before in the past, but not like I have recently that show. What would you do? Anybody ever watch that? It runs on ABC and they'll they'll have actors and they'll go no actors and actresses. They'll go in and they'll, you know, I'll give an example. One of them was like this, these teenagers. And the guy was like, if you don't, I made this AI video, you're not gonna have sex with me. I'm gonna show it. And then it's like watching the people next to the table next to him in a restaurant, like how they react. So I like it. Now when I watch this show, I debate, will I get involved?

41:54 There was 1 episode that I watched recently where the they and they reversed it twice. But they were like the woman didn't want to have the baby and, and the the guy did and it was, you know, talking about maybe having an abortion. So then she gets up and then that's what they do. And then he kind of likes talks to the table, but at that point, and then they reversed it to the other way around. I'm minding my own fucking business. Like some of these things, like that's between your two. I'm not telling you what to do. But, you know, there's other time where this guy, which I told Christina, we need to do this and fake it, not only because we can get a cheesecake if we fake and get engaged again, like at these restaurants. But I told there was one where this guy brought this prenup papers and he's like, I know we're getting married in a week, but you know, getting to sign it. And then he walks away and then she's like, oh, my God, the people, people are getting involved in it at the bar, but I keep watching.

42:43 I'm like, oh, what would I do? I probably mind my fucking business on most of this. But if you're mean to, yeah, if you're mean, it's like sometimes I'll have like a Down syndrome actor or actress on there and people get mean to him. I would intervene on something like that. Yeah. But other than that, I'm minding my business. And I, I've told you this before, because I've done this before. Fake propose it. And at restaurants, you'll get all kinds of free shit. I got fucking hammered out of tgi Friday's because I proposed to a friend of mine back in when I was like 22. We were just friends, but we, we, we were like, let's try this and see what we can get. I was fucking hammered, you know? You got to do that, yes. Get engaged again. So that has been my kind of my addiction in the last few weeks.

43:24 I know it's more, I guess you would say binge watching, but I went way back. But it has been my addiction. Like, I love that show. Mine's kind of similar too. Before we get to to Rick and the law here, and I'll just tell you mine because Rick's back it's ATV show too. It was actually on YouTube. It's called Y files. Have you guys ever have you guys ever watched Y files on YouTube? No. All right, so. Basically wild like Wil. D like like WHI like Y. Oh no. So basically Y Files is, it's just like this really well informed dude who's pretty much just a suburban dad and he's, it's a camera shot where he's there and he's, he's talking about conspiracies and government shit. And he's got this little CGI alcoholic fish right next to him.

44:11 And this fish talk shit to him the whole time. So this guy will be telling the story and he tells these stories like he's really, really smart and he he, he basically tells you anything. But like I say, conspiracies, it could be CIA stuff, it could be alien shit, but he really tells you the whole story about whatever it is that it that he's talking about. He tells you really paints the picture really well. And at the end of it, he debunks the whole thing, which is great if he can sometimes it's like, there's no way I can debunk this. There's no way I can prove it, whatever. But the whole time his fucking fish, which is called Heckle fish, just jumps in and caught, talks shit to him. And this has a hecklefish like hates lizard people and he wears A tinfoil hat and he just fucking talks mad shit.

44:53 And it's actually really, really funny. But at the same time you learn all kinds of shit. It's really. So if you're interested in I. AM. In conspiracies or whatever, you actually the stroke you would really like this because the way this guy explains things, it's so easy to understand and it's really well put together. So the Y files on YouTube. Now, how did you find it? Was it just an accident? Well, I think, I think it was just like a suggested thing on YouTube. I was just maybe flipping through. I was like, oh, what's this? And because maybe the title was, you know, something conspiracy or whatever that caught my attention and I watched it from there and I've been hooked ever since. It's really nice. Some episodes are long, but usually they're about 30 minutes or so. But it's really interesting stuff. So the Wi-Fi, check it out. Yeah, check that shit out.

45:35 All right, so that's what I'm addicted to. There you go. There you guys go. Now, if you're looking for a new addiction, you can either be Golden T or you can check out the Y Files or or, you know, that TV show. What would you do? But Rick is back, so let's see if we can bring him on and see how he's on. Welcome to the show, Rick. How are you? I. Don't know, you tell me. You sound great, sound beautiful. All right. Sounds beautiful. Yeah, man. Yeah. I've never been a cat person, but this cat just like adopted me and became just like was like clinging on me, jumping on my shoulder like you're my person. And I have to close the door in here to keep the motherfucker out. But I don't know if when I walk around the house, he's like fuck, constantly following me, gets on top of a counter. If I'm sitting on, you know, I'm standing in front of one doing something or whatever, always very interested in what I'm doing.

46:18 However, when he let him in here, he's of course fascinated by the cables. And my computer's under the desk and he gets back there and starts pulling on shit and I'm like, I don't know where this fucking plugged in, so I'm gonna have to pull the damn computer out and figure out what hole it goes in. Well, you completely disconnect. I was like shit ricks calling. But we're glad to have you back. We do have I. Was trying to adjust settings as you said the mic was too loud but. A lot of times between US, and I'm sure that listeners don't really care, but between a lot of times, if your mic is too loud, I can usually adjust it on my end too, so that's all good. Yeah, and Rick, you missed something a couple weeks ago. Somebody said you had a sexy voice. I just want to let you know. You know what I missed a couple of weeks ago was your fucking wedding. You piece of that's what. I said dickhead.

47:00 So did everybody. There we go. Nobody made it. It's easy when you do it and get it over with. You ain't got to wear that bullshit. I didn't get a fucking call. I had to find out on Facebook, bitch. That's how everybody found out. Yeah. Well, and it was one of those things like me and Rick could have just been, we could have been in, we could have been there in like 45 minutes. We'd have got in the car well. Didn't it would have came down to somebody else bitching how they didn't get told and this didn't get told. It got to the point where everybody was saying something because originally this was going to be in the summer, but it got where everybody was being a part of it and inviting themselves. People I don't even fucking know. He's like. You know what? Let's just piss off everybody collectively. Last time we were in Tallahassee in Dion's RV, you guys were like, it's going to be in August. I'm like, fuck yeah, it's my birthday month too. And then?

47:41 That's what I thought too, that. Didn't happen. No. Well, anyway, I forgive you. I'm happy for you. Congratulations. I'm still working on it. You know what I mean? It's a wedding. Fuck it. Open bar is nice, food usually sucks, resort rubber chicken or whatever you know, but yeah. But it's a good time. I love hanging out. The reception, yeah. Yeah, it's always a good. Time my, my long marriage was the reception was just like one giant party yeah, the DJ was booked until midnight and motherfuckers were still dancing so we had to like negotiate an extension of his contract but. That's always good. That's when you know it's a good time when you got to extend the DJ.

48:21 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so Stroke isn't lying there. We did get a confession. It was last week or the week before that someone said that. I haven't been on the damn show in a month. Yeah, it was just a couple of weeks. So if somebody said I really have I they enjoy your voice, they think it's sexy. Well, when I was on the radio with these guys, they all liked it too, so. There you go. You got a good voice, you got a good radio voice. So talk real sexy when you answer these questions. I'm just kidding. So what are we doing? Oh no, we have a little fairy white in the background. Should I play some sex music? No, I'm just kidding. That would be the. Slow 6 Music Sexy sex music. Yeah, where's that Craigslist background noise, right? Yeah, play it.

49:07 No, I'm just kidding. I'm not gonna do it. But we do have. Eventually, though, we're gonna get an intro, right? Eventually I think stroke made one. I just don't know what happened to it. I don't he, I. Think because Rick never told me which one he wanted, I totally. Did it? Was the third one you sent? I said use this one. Oh, maybe I'll forward it to Mikey then. I don't remember, it's been a long time ago. That's the buck. Hey, let's just all take the fact I had nothing to do with it. Could be my fault anyway, let's move on because we do have 4 questions here that hopefully you can help out some of these damage with and and I want you to stick around and I want you to stick around and and hang out with us for the comment section which we'll get into after this it'd. Be great, yeah. Thanks. So, so the first thing is right here is this is actually from Mississippi.

49:49 So we got damage in Mississippi that are listening to the show. It's right now like an octopus now. I know that America's a lot of podcast. It says my ex-wife and her new husband have put a live video feed camera in my children's bedroom to watch them. My children are 11 and 9. They live in Mississippi. Is this legal? Well, in the surface, it certainly sounds like it should not be. It sounds pretty as fuck. I will tell you that there are circumstances where it could be like say there are mental health issues, maybe one's a violent one and one's not and they're roommates and whatever. I will also tell you 9 years old, it's kind of like a break point.

50:29 I mean, you know shit, you may still be getting baited by your mom. I don't know, but eleven, that fucker's probably got ball hair. So it's you know, or whatever Coos hair, but I think that if there's a lot of it depends in this question. I mean, if they're common, if they're both female, you're going to light a fuse on that one because they're going to be some pissed off people. But if it's like, you know, two brothers or something like that, you're not going to get as much outrage from anybody. You might want to tell about it, be it police or, you know, someone at the state attorney's office or whatever.

51:11 But again, it depends. I mean, on its surface, if there's no concerns about, you know, safety in the room or any of that sort of thing, then I'm going to say that you're going to have a hard time convincing someone that it's OK. Is an outright illegal. I don't believe so. I don't know Mississippi law, but I do know that in Florida, obviously. Hey Ian, when can you not record people? Then there's no reasonable expectation of privacy. Boom, all right, so obviously in your bedroom you do have that and so there, there's a problem there. So again, you would have to have some kind of a reason to do it in your own room.

51:52 Now this, that's an interesting thing too. I back in the day had some friends that like to record themselves doing recreational activities with ladies. And I'm like, buddy, you can't do that. He goes, why? It's my bedroom. I'm like, yeah, but they don't know it's there. I mean, so, so again, there's a lot. There's still some question marks surrounding this type of a question, but there's situations where it would be OK. And then, you know, if the none of those situations are present, I think that it's probably not OK. Isn't that kind of sort of like what what happened with Hulk Hogan where Bubba to love retard was recording him fucking his wife? Yeah, that's exactly what it was. I forgot about that.

52:33 Yeah, that was his Claire's documentary. All right, so either. Way he said he had a creepy can for a Dick and I'm like. Wow. I had blocked that out of my memory. Thank you. But back to that. Work. To this thing here though, like it's creepy and I. Yes, it's. Very creepy. Just put a fucking camera in your kids room can I like? 911 that's. Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it. Yeah. I mean, I actually, I don't think the camera ought to be there in anybody's room, but especially for children around that age that are kind of break point, you know, like about to become, you know, pubescent or puberty and all that kind of stuff. And maybe, you know, one wants to jerk off and you got him on. I mean, it's not. Yeah.

53:15 Would it would it qualify if the kids have of some sort of mental health issues that you're more concerned of? I know they'll have like the monitors in there with, you know, certain kids, you know, they just grow up with certain type of disabilities. Would that be maybe more covered? Yes, that's kind of when I started off with was the, you know, if there's some sort of mental health issue or violence issue and then, you know, maybe there can be an exception to this. There's nothing written into it. This would be more of an interpretational kind of thing about a judge or whatever if it came to that point. But if there is a mental health issue and it could potentially either be dangerous for that person or someone else that's in bunking with them, then, you know, you can make a case for I need to watch them.

54:01 Now you can make a counter case with, well, how about a baby monitor, you know, something like that where it's just audio. But you know, then again, they they could, you know, come back with again, we're like going way outside of any facts that I know. So we're assuming a bunch of shit, but you know, if, if again, if there's enough of a concern and it's a legit deal, then I mean, I don't think anybody's going to bit being, you know, like overly torches and pitchforks and stuff. But I mean, just on the regular, you just have a couple of kids and you want to stick a camera in the room. And then it's a weird B probably, you know, pedophiliac. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

54:42 Don't do it. That's my answer. Yeah, pretty much don't. I mean, it's not a great idea, again, in any circumstances, but if you have a genuine safety concern or you know, for either the person or the person they're blanking with and you know, maybe, but it would depend on the severity of whatever was going on and all of that. This next one is can a business legally fire you for private things that you post on Patreon or only fans if they found out? That's a pretty good question because it you Facebook and and Instagram are one thing because it's it's so it's public. So Patreon or an Onlyfans becomes. A great you can make your own. You can make your Instagram private. That's true, That's true. But go on. The vast majority of states in the country are at will employment states anyway, as long as it's not for some discriminatory reason.

55:28 I mean, they could fire you for wearing a red shirt if they wanted to or whatever. So if they don't like the optics of whatever it may be that you're doing out there, even if it's behind the paywall or something like that, they're, they're entitled to fire you. And so, you know, I mean, again, it could be for any reason as long as it's not and you know, quote UN quote illegal reason. So but but because doesn't like adult content fall outside of the protection of off duty activities sort. Of what I was going to ask, yeah. Yes, in most cases. Now, if you're in an employment contract situation where you signed a contract to work there and stuff, they generally all have some sort of, you know, moral turpitude clause where if you're out there doing something dirty, then they can fire you for it. But if it's just a, I filled it out an application, you hired me, shook my hand and agreed to pay me, that's a little bit more difficult for the employee because of the fact that you have no protections built into Allah. The contract, like the contract says I can be fired for specific things, not just whatever you want to. And whereas an AT will employee is just a handshake employee. They can be fired for whatever as long as it's not for, you know, race, sex, creed, you know, religious. Yeah.

56:45 Interesting. Yeah. So I guess if you get busted, your boss finds your only fans. Well, I mean, maybe you give him a free membership and I'll let you stick around. There you go. Or hustle harder on that. Only fans because you're unemployed. Well, at that point, yeah, that that shit becomes your job. So. Yeah, for real. Go all in this next one. Can you get arrested for sending your friend? This is actually funny. Can you get arrested for sending your friend's nudes to his own girlfriend as a prank? Asking for someone who might need a lawyer. I believe that I know who sent this. Really. Yeah. There's a friend of mine and Strokes and and Ian's named Fat Bag, and he had told me he was going to send one in, that I would know it when I saw it. And I think that this is it.

57:35 If I'm picking one, this would be 1. Especially the whole asking for a friend who might need a lawyer. But yeah, right. Yeah, the, you know, of course, the transmission of nudes of someone else without their permission, at least in the state of Florida. I believe California got a like revenge porn type statute as well. But so yes, it's a crime to send news. This could fall in the revenge porn type of thing, even though it's not. It's more just like Joe kind of, well, a couple of guys fucking. Around I was not even Joe it's like literally just sending it to another individual, not posting it online or anything because I don't really know where the definition of revenge porn falls I'm. Using that because everybody kind of has has heard that there's a transmission of an unauthorized, you know, image and stuff. And so it, it, it's less the publication of it as like revenge porn would be versus the dissemination of it without, you know, permission of the person that's in it. Now if there are no identifying characteristics in the photograph, he might be able to pass it off like Nope, no face or whatever.

58:39 Else or or something. Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, no, you know, like really remarkable tattoo or something like that. But generally speaking, sending nudes that you got to somebody else is, is going to fall under some sort of a misdemeanor type type charge. And obviously they've, they've, they've tried to look, the law is like about 10 years behind technology. And so these old white dudes that are in there trying to pass laws and stuff, they're too worried about other stuff. And they're not worried about, you know, where the, the state of the world is with regards to how technology intersects with real life and the law and all that.

59:21 And so, you know, they'll write a law about, you know, Facebook posts now, you know, some shit, you know, so it's like Facebook's been around for, you know, 15 years, 20 years. So. They just got done talking about Myspace. Exactly. So you know, they're they're they're very behind the times. And so a lot of times they'll do what's called an omnibus law or they would just put a bunch of shit that covers the same subject into one law. And a lot of it is, you know, all right, if you do this, it's an infraction. If you do this, it's a misdemeanor. If you do this, it's a felony, you know, but it all within the same statute. And the chapter that has the revenge porn, I think it's only got about 3 or 4 entries. 1's definitions, but so. I would say not a great idea if your homie can't keep his fucking mouth shut.

1:00:11 OK, now what? Because the the the transmission of an image is one thing, but is there literally any kind of law that because I because women do this, men do it, Literally everyone does this. If you just have it on your phone, it was sent to you and you just turn the phone around and show your body, that's not a trans that you're not sending it. You're literally just showing the person. You're making a great argument if that's not addressed again, because it's, you know, they're behind the times, you know, they're like, well, I guess you can send it to your phone. Let's just, you know, outlaw that. So yeah, that's not you're right. Technically, transmitting it is just viewing it within the view range of somebody else, you know, so you. Could just say hey, he, I was looking at it. He looked over my shoulder.

1:00:54 And I think you might ought to consider law school. Dude, I'm serious. I mean you you've got a a pretty good argumentative mind, so. I've been told that by my girlfriend. I get told that by all of mine, so yeah, my latest one at least puts up with it because she knew it coming in, you know, so. Fair. All right, so there's one more here. It says if your kids other parent is posting them all over social media for clout and you don't want that. Do you have do you have any legal say? Sticky question, AI need to know were they married? So if it was a divorce or if it was just a paternity action. So if you're not married and you're just trying to establish visitation and you know, whatever child support situation might be or what have you, that's a paternity action.

1:01:40 And so if you're not married and you don't go and conduct A paternity action in front of a judge and get an order that establishes your rights, at least in Florida, you have no rights. So the mother has 100% and can tell you to fuck off if she wants to. That's not going to look great for her when you do file the paternity action and go back in front of that judge and say she's refused to let me see the kid for a year or whatever, you know? But if they're married, well, now you're talking about more of a 5050 sort of arrangement. And again, I haven't researched this in California, but in Florida it used to be where the mother received about 70% of the time they would get like, you know, every other weekend, all of the weekdays, but every other like say Wednesday or something.

1:02:27 So it's like 2 days a week during the month and then four days or you know, maybe let's call it 5 because of the half day Friday or whatever they'll get. So you know, you're getting less than 10 days a month and the mother gets the rest. Well, over time the, the system has recognized that, you know, there's patriarchal type system isn't the way to go. The the mother isn't always just naturally the better parent or whatever. And so they've now gone to 5050 custody being the assumption. So unless there's something wrong with one of the parents, 5050 is kind of where they're going to end up on the custody issue, which for my standpoint is kind of nice because when they had to fight over, you know, whether they were going to get weekends or more or whatever, you know, that added probably another fucking year to the case because, you know, everybody wanted to come out on top of the kid custody thing.

1:03:19 Sometimes it was because they didn't want to pay child support, but whatever. But going back to this one, if they were married and if there was some sort of a, an order that divorced them and gave them custody and all that, it can be put into that. And so if this person is upset over their kids being posted online, they can file a motion with the court to address this. Now in Florida would be a petition to modify the whatever the final judgement was probably called something very similar out in California. But, and I'm not sure about Mississippi, but that's right.

1:03:59 But once you file that, then you can have the court, you know, put some like restrictions on it. You have to make it private to family only or whatever, you know, cause a lot of people post their kids online just to, you know, their whole family is like connected up there and they'll comment on it and stuff, you know, and so, you know, it might be just because of that. Now if it's something racy or inappropriate or whatever, whole different deal, you know, I mean, you could totally address that, you know, immediately. But like I said, when, if you have 5050 custody, when the children are with whatever parent, then that parent kind of runs the thing. If they get sick, they take them to the doctor. If they get hurt to take an emergency room, if they, you know, need something for school, then they get, you know, that sort of a thing.

1:04:45 And then it switches, you know, when the other person has them. So if they've got them and they want to take pictures and put them on Facebook, unless there's a specific order that says no and there's, you know, unless there's something wrong, like I said it was a inappropriate picture or whatever, then there's not going to be really a whole lot that person can do like just by like going to the police or whatever. But again, if they wanted to file something and reopen this whole mess in court, then it's possible because of the fact that, you know, look, each parent, if you have 5050 custody, their wishes all have to be, you know, considered and, and you know, valued and respected and all of that. And if they if they think it's inappropriate, if they have a real reason, this sort of sounds like somebody who's mad over something and is, you know, found a little nitpicky spot to try to get after him or whatever.

1:05:34 And it may not be that in. Apologies if it's not. It might just be like, I don't want my kid to be Instagram famous. I want them to be a fucking kid. So stop, stop putting all these pictures. Yeah, stop posting all these pictures of our kid because and I, I do post pictures of my kid online, but very rarely and only if like like I was he had a Christmas concert. Look at that. Not hey, here he is. A 93 this year or whatever. I don't need, I don't need to prove to you fuckers that he's alive. Right, that's just. Rick, where does where does that fall with a 5050 cup? Like the custody where if it's, I know it sounds silly, but you know, parents, they fight over everything. A haircut, you know, like, unless it's addressing that, we go back to the modification.

1:06:20 Like what? See, one wants the kid to have long hair and the other one doesn't. Well, I would say that that you would have a hard time doing anything in court over a haircut, even if it's a fucking Mohawk or whatever. I mean, as long as the kid wanted it and you didn't like force it on him or some shit, then yeah. No, I think that would be a tough one to to try to convince a judge. I mean, you may, you know, raise an eyebrow out the fucking choices the kid made, you know, but it's not going to be something that that's going to be probably actionable, especially because it's not permanent. Like, you know, getting him a face tattoo at 10. That might be a. Problem. Yeah, that was a big one. Yeah, but you know, but you know, just cutting the sand, it's going to fucking grow back. So yeah. At what age do they start taking the kids opinion into consideration?

1:07:03 Because there's Rosie who who who cooks our wings. She's also a notary and there's a tattoo shop next door and she notarizes underage consent for tattoos. Yeah, I did the adoption for her, for her kid, yeah. Yeah, So what if a, if a, if a 16 year old wanted a tattoo and one parent signed off on it and the other one didn't and it was a 5050, whatever, would they consider the the, the, the child's opinion at that point? Generally speaking, most of the the orders and the agreements and stuff that are drafted have some sort of clause that says any major decision, major life decision has to be discussed before it's made unless it's an emergency. Now, a tattoo, I would say semi permanent, you know, is a fucking major life decision.

1:07:48 So I believe that could be content, you know, the tattoo and stuff. But I mean, Rosie's not going to be in trouble. So, OK, all right, I I know people parents fight over silly stuff. I just kind of curious about that. Like the haircuts? Like I said, the haircut things, it's not permanent, you know? So I mean by the time you actually got in front of a judge, you might have a fucking normal haircut again. And there there's somebody listening right now that is dealing with something similar to that, you know, whether it's a haircut, food or whatever it might be. So that knowing that they they can feel OK to do that with their child. I think it's good. Yeah, absolutely. Good question. And you know, like, you know, henna tattoos or, you know, the stick ONS or painting their nails or, you know, hell, even like ear piercing and shit that that, you know, the courts have laughed him out of there.

1:08:31 So that sort of stuff. Anything that's going to be, you know, kind of life changing for them. Yeah. Needs to be talked about. Yeah. So when you bring this these little things up, you start to look really petty and you start to look when the parent who's bring these things up, you look bad in the eyes of the court. You know, but I'll tell you what, if my if my daughter was 8 and she came back with a shaved fucking head, that'd be fucking I'd probably. Lose. Well, she'd be fucking pissed for sure. But I mean, you know, like I said, by the time you got in front of a judge, she'd have a Pixie Bob or whatever, you know for sure. I know well, I think that's all Mikey the questions that came in for you for that he has for you. But I had one more it was just local and I just wanted to keep it is very quick.

1:09:11 You probably saw the story here locally where the woman poisoned her roommate with the spaghetti. It's come up several times last couple podcasts and they determined immediately it was bleach or peroxide. As I read the police report, nothing talked about it was being it was sampled and it ran any kind of some kind of test to prove it was as a defense attorney. And what would how, how would that work? I mean if they they, they would have to test it right somehow, like. Hopefully, hopefully there are no prosecutors listening. But yes, I would, I would hold off if I recognize the fact that there was, I mean, they will have to have chemical testing just because it smells like bleach. I mean, you know, here's some other shit that we know that smells like bleach. OK, OK.

1:09:55 I was curious because it didn't say anything about going out and doing any tests and I know the police force don't cover everything. Forensic testing on whatever it was they claimed was poisonous stuff. And they may already be doing that, I don't know. It's still kind of early in the case and everything. So, But yeah, as a defense attorney, if they had not tested it, shit, I just sit on it, wouldn't say any word. And then when they got close to trial or whatever, that I'd play them out, you know? Oh, yeah. How do you know? Just 'cause you sniffed it. Yeah. All right. Maybe this guy sucks cooking or whatever. You suck. His nose is broken not to smell things. But yeah, that's a good question. Hilarity. I had a client that was charged with trafficking in oxycodone and these guys swore them down to they had gone to Drugs.com, found out these things were oxycodones and and all that.

1:10:42 And it was a monster bag, dude. I mean, it was huge. And yes, because they said, well, they've, they've been, you know, altered or whatever and they were never tested. And so they bust out this sack of drugs during trial and try to lay it up there. And I'm like, where's the the analysis of these pills? Did you test 1 pill? Oh, well, no, the training and experience in Drugs.com. I'm like, fuck you. It's really hard for the defense to win motions to suppress her, motions to exclude evidence. And that one was a good one because it was like, he's the judge. He went, huh?

1:11:22 It's like, yeah, he's not coming. Yeah, I watched this guy that had he just ate some some Donuts and like, and they were like they were the cops are already scooping out this area for like drugs and they pulled the guy over there following him. And I don't know, I can't remember what drug they thought it was, but it was all his donut crumbs in the in the thing and. That was. It was a pediatrician, no, a gynecologist, a black dude, I forget his name now, but yeah, he was riding around and they pulled shit off of his floorboard. Said it was crack and turns out it was like the piece of candy or crust off gum or something. You know, like a piece of, you know, chick litter or some shit. And they tested it. They say they tested it. And they put it roadside, Yeah, it was like. These roadside tests are bullshit. Yeah, that's why they're they're admissible. Yeah, OK.

1:12:10 Yeah, when it that well, they love to film it like it look, it's turning blue, you know, whatever. And it means nothing, you know and so they can't even question them about why it's turning blue, you know already that. So I mean, it has to be a lab test for it to be admissible, but. OK. That's good to know too, I didn't know that. Looks like roadside breathalyzers here, at least here in Florida, are not admissible. They're usually a tool to to, you know, give them a quick, Yep, you're going to jail or maybe not, you know, kind of a thing. So. That makes sense. All right, Well, thanks for those that Rick. And if you, if you ever have a question for Rick, feel free to e-mail me or any one of us or ask any one of us and we'll send it off to Rick and we'll get him on the show and he'll answer your questions.

1:12:50 From Rick and the Law. Sexy voice. Uses sexy voice for all those dudes out there that are into him if there's. Anything to do with recording in public? Just ask me. I'm, I'm, I'm pretty much I'm, I'm fluent in bird law, if you if you know what I mean. I'll make you a certified legal intern, so. So I do have this next thing that I, Rick, I want you to stick around for because I think it's kind of funny. You know, sometimes I'll do the digital dumpster, which is just like the random videos that show up on my feed. But one video keeps popping up on my feet and I can't stop watching it. And I'm going to play it for you. And the video's great. It's that. Well, to say it's great. It's a stretch, but the comments are what's really great. So I'm going to play this video for you. And then we're going to take a look at some of the comments and I, I want to know what you guys think of this. This is this lady.

1:13:37 She's a country singer on Instagram, but she calls. She says she's an award-winning country singer, which you guys will see all this. But her name is Brenda Kay. And this is the song that keeps showing up on my feed. And you guys have to listen to this because it's it is what it is. Here you go. You had me. Buzzing. Yeah, you're like those shots. Of Jack. Smooth to see. Fire, but that taste will never last. You're up each day without the copper tone. I hate this. Well, it gets better. I think she said the N word at the beginning. I thought.

1:14:23 So she's a wore out whore. So there's nothing left but the burn from I. Heard the in Word like Rick did at the very beginning. Yeah, that's weird. I'm a player. Just to begin, just to just. Like the first half a second, yeah, you had me buzzing. You're like those shots, Yeah. How many buzzing you like those shots of Jack? As a 1% black man, I'm offended, right? You know what? Well, this is Brenda Kay, and that is her song. I hated it. The burn. Well, you hated it. You thought it was You didn't like. It terrible, Yes, that was ear rape. That was, you know, Mikey for raving my ear. This lady has 20,000 followers on his. He's an award-winning country musics. First of all, karaoke.

1:15:03 That's probably. You can, Yeah. Hey, that's embarrassing. And B17. 1000 what? Award because I can say I'm an award-winning podcaster, but at the same time we won best afternoon show, I still won an award. You're not being clear. I'll bring everyone of you a fucking award if you want to brag. About it. There's a goddamn trophy store 3 miles from my house. I'll get you an award. You won the chili cook off or whatever you. Want I was going to get you those YouTube plaques. You can get those on eBay that just say you got a. Minute. Exactly. Yeah, the, the silver square or whatever, Yeah, anybody, anybody can get an award. You just got to go. 3D print that. Yeah, there's a trophy store in every fucking town that makes them. Well, the best thing about this besides the incredible song, which you have to admit is super catchy. No, it ain't.

1:15:49 Anyway, it's funny. No, the lyrics are sophomoric. All she's doing is singing about stuff that she knows will get the algorithm to push her song. She's talking about Jack and B. That's literally the Luke Bryan approach. It's catching as fuck. No, it's not all she's doing. You'll get rid of that. All she's doing is doing what Luke Bryan did you sing about parties, beer, beaches, girls. It's it's lazy. With that same 4/4 time, you know, yeah, just like. She's got she's got a bunch of songs and 20,000 people that love her except for these people on these comments. Mikey, we have 15,000 people that like us on our personal Instagram.

1:16:33 I mean what the fuck? I'm not an award-winning country singers. She is massive. The only reason we're not an award-winning podcast is because, like, the submission for the Webbie's is like 20. Dollars. It's way more than that. I looked. It's way more. All right, well, let's read the comments. Let's dive into the comments section of of Brenda Kay music. And the very first one is. This pisses me off so bad for some reason. Me too, I agree. It's it's awful. That's the reason it sucks. Ohh I love look at my favorite thing I. Know. She got that resting bitch face too. Like she doesn't even look she. Looks like she wants to talk to the fucking manager. I was. Gonna say she's called a manager or two. She looks like a matter.

1:17:14 She she's called the cops on some black families in a park. But yeah, Brenda, she looks like a Brenda. She she looks like a Brenda Karen but she but her name is Brenda. You can go Karen or Brenda. Kay though so she had to reverse it up and not put Karen. In the front, Oh my God, total most of black families at the park. That's fucking. Hilarious. This next one is This is awful. Just as simple, just this is awful. It is awful, I think we can all agree. Yeah, I think most people do agree. The next one is please stop, Please, please stop. I'm begging you, just stop. Just stop this and. They're like 9 more please please please please please. This is horrible from Hunter Hunter XO this is horrible.

1:17:54 Please stop Rendecay the next one Good God. This is just good God. Yeah, you. Oh my God, the comments I'm telling you is people are fucking great. This one is like she says, more like copper. Whatever. This one's more like copper. Tone deaf. That guy gets a fucking Gold Star. This person wins. A couple more comments here. The next one is This is the worst thing I've heard today. Agreed. I'm gonna go leave a comment on her bullshit. Should Brenda Kay? She's got a lot of people that like her too. I was going to show you guys. I don't. Believe that? Yeah, show me some love, because is it Kay? What?

1:18:37 Is it? It's Cay people. Seriously people, be like you. Do your thing, girl. Brenda, this is so great. I love this for you. Brenda, this is so good. It's incredible. I heard. Today either 2 cats fucking or fighting behind my fence and this is still the worst thing. But this is definitely the worst. This one's my favorite sister. What in tarnation? Hang on, I'm leaving her a comment. No, I don't know what your comment is. This one's just. Garbage you waiters. Nightmare. I wrote on there too. I said I've I've listened to this song 87 times and I can't stop. This. Sucks so bad I can't quit it. This last 1 is my favorite. Just delete your account. Just delete everything. Just delete your account. Stop.

1:19:19 Just. Stop. Damn it, man. But I do want to I did want to show you guys, this is her. This is her page right here. This is 24,000 followers award-winning country and Americana singer slash songwriter and CMA member. Anybody could be a CMA member hold. On I'm going to I'm going to say what awards this bitch. Is there a way to see how long she's been on? Like whatever this format is this? Oh, I had no idea. Maybe. Because I mean 17109 post. I think lifelong. I don't have 17109 post. Somebody I'm friends with has is following Gideon on the radio. This is the award. This is the award that she won. Pay attention.

1:20:00 Brenda Kay has received recognition for her songwriting notability, winning the American Songwriter Lyric Contest in 2023. And that's all. First Baptist Church of wherever. Yeah, exactly her. Town. It's a chili cook off. Yeah. Get out. I'm going to say newbies too. Where he is at? Right. Yeah. I think we should. I think we should listen to more of the song, no? Now that you're gone. I think you're a sadist, breath my. Memories are. Blurred, there's nothing. Left but the you match up to the fucking words it's. So bad, it's so bad bread decay as that last. Part of it didn't sound like she was shaving her muff because it was like the ferns going off the thing or whatever. It was a tone.

1:20:51 Shift at some point. She's got a bunch of spend some time on her, on her account if you want to, Ian, she's got guaranteed to go platinum. I showed up, said my piece and moved on. I didn't even follow her. I got. I got better things to do with my time. I do like this this segment, the comments section. I'm going to keep looking for more of this because sometimes the comments are the best fucking part about. This. You're generally the best part of any of the social media shit because I mean even see some fucking savages in the comments dude. Delete your account. Just delete it. Delete yourself. Like Coppertone death. Coppertone death. It was the best. Fucking great one all right, so that's Brenda K and that is today's show. Thank you again for coming on the show today, Rick.

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