The Gang is Giving Away a Hooker | Ep 74 (Audio Only)

0:01 Yo turn it up, crack the volume. To 10. Guess what's for the crew who won't bow again? The hosts are united, ready to go. They tried to kill it, but we're not that damn show. Fuck it, we're back. Louder than you'll know. Corporate radio can kiss our ass. They fired us, tried to make us bold, but we're not that damn show. Still wrong? Cutting bold. Welcome back to another mind blowing episode of America's loudest podcast.

0:44 We are not that damn show. We are all here. And I do want to start the show off with by saying that next week, starting of the next week episode, you need to be listening for a certain key phrase, like a phrase, code word in order for you to win the steak in a blowjob from not that. Damn. Well the steak from not that. You better stop that. Sorry, I keep it's it's the steak in a blowjob day. Is the is the the holiday we're celebrating that nobody celebrates as much as they should. I feel like it doesn't get the recognition that it deserves. And I think the whole show agrees. So we're making it a bigger deal than it needs to be. And we're going to give you guys gift cards to go get yourself a steak. You can worry about the low job and figure that out yourself, but you have to be listening for a phrase. So and we'll tell you when the phrase comes out, we're going to say that's the phrase.

1:31 And you have to take that phrase. And then you go over to Facebook and then you put the phrase in the Facebook page and we'll give you all the details as it comes down. But that's pretty much what it is. And you have to be, you have to like our Facebook page in order to win. If you don't like the page, you can't win the phrase. The phrase that pays, you don't get the win. The phrase the. Phrase that pays. I love it. Yeah. I so I learned about that because that, I mean, it falls on my birthday, but that's just, you know, it's my birthday. But I Googled that one time and I realized how awesome that was. That's great. And I'm like, the world needs to celebrate this day. It does. I don't think it's very common. I don't think everybody knows about. It we are we've been spreading the word about steak and BJ day for well, at least stroke and I have for at least like 13 years. And then once we got this once was not that not there was that damn show.

2:19 Then we'd every year it's like, listen, we're going to make this a bigger thing and we're just trying to continue that mission. Yeah, so that's, that's what we're going to do here. So make sure you're listening next week, your couple chances to win. So you just got to listen for the phrase and we'll tell you what to do and everything like that. But you just make sure you're liking the page and you listen for the phrase. The phrase can be really anything. It might be weird. You might be a grown adult typing something super weird on Facebook and your name attached to it. And that's your life now. That is what it is. It's who you are as a as a person. The phrases yet but I can't wait I. Don't know what the phrases I I I have an idea of what those phrases are going to be, but I really want them to just be really funny and random and so that like. Like my meat stick?

3:02 Yeah, yeah, like meat stick. Pagan stick. Yeah, yeah, I want, I want. But The thing is, is we also have to say that phrase. One of us on the show has to say the phrase. So if it's like I want strokes, meat stick, it has to be Ian who says it. It can't be me or Jen. Yeah, it has to be something like that. Don't. Want him to say that? All right, anyway, don't forget too, this is your last or Yeah. Well, is it this week? Yeah, this week is your last week to to get the shirt of the month, the one that for February that says true love doesn't knock. And you know, I've seen people post, I've seen people posting these shirts online. Have you guys been seeing them? They're putting them in a group. They're putting them on Patreon, Everything, everybody's. Getting their shirts. So what's our March shirt going to be? Do you know or?

3:44 I don't know yet. I think we've thrown out some ideas, but we haven't really locked it in quite yet. I don't know. Well, maybe it's a steak and a blowjob shirt. Who knows? I mean. That's beautiful. I mean, it might be, it may, maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's a steak and a blowjob shirt and the winners get the the steak and we throw in the shirt too for the winners they get. The shirts, damn it, why did we you know, I tried to reach out to the damn most of the the brothel and out there near. Vegas. Oh yeah. We could have actually sent somebody with a steak and got yourself blown. It's funny you mention that right with. Blown. Well, we literally have a segment later, I know a segment later this of this show, I'm going to be reading Yelp reviews from the Bunny Ranch.

4:28 Oh, perfect, I can't wait for that. That's going to be a lot of fun. We do have a lot to get through on this episode, so let's just move on and get into random facts. You're going to learn today. You're going to learn something. Yay, learning random facts. This is where we make you the smartest person ever, at least amongst your friends. Or maybe not. Maybe it's not smart at all. Maybe these facts make you Dumber, which is possible as well. Ian, you want to go first? Sure, why not? I know I y'all know me, I'd like there's one thing I'm afraid of and it's snakes and I'm, I've always been like I don't know which ones are poisonous and which aren't. But there are only four types of venomous snakes in the United States. Rattlesnakes, copperheads, cottonmouths, and coral snakes. But yeah, fuck them all.

5:18 I don't give a shit. I don't care if they're venomous or not because I don't have time. All I see is a snake. I don't have time to figure out which one's filled with kill me before my next heartbeat poison. I got another. Google it, take a picture of it, upload it, take a chance. Which one? Which one is it No that kill more? I don't like snakes either. Oh, you know there's a great story behind this, Ian. Mike could help me remember parts of the details, but the first radio station I ever worked for, our afternoon guy, they were, I think they were cleaning out like a swamp next to it. And so they had all these, all these snakes like moccasin started coming over and somebody in the office called the Sheriff's Department, which Ida went out and just killed it, you know, right. So the Sheriff's Department come out and cut its head off. And then he filmed it, put it on Facebook. Oh, people got mad.

6:04 Of course they would. Can't kill a snake and put it on the Internet. I mean, well, I will. I will. Yeah, I don't give a shit. Fuck snakes, kill them all. Next week I got 2 beta fish right here and they're going to be in the bowl during the podcast and you can watch them and see who you can bet on who's going to kill each other first. Oh my. God, that's a good idea. Who bet on who wins? Marking that idea #20. Yeah, that's awesome. I love that idea. I don't hate it. I think it's Jen. Hates it. That's a good idea. I'm all right with that. It's going to happen live during the show. We're going to leave it on until one of them dies. We're going to we're. Going to broadcast God. Imagine this. PETA already hates us anyway, so. Nothing.

6:50 I give a shit. All right, I'll go. I'll do the next one. Is this next one off for me? Is your pupils dilate when you're sexually attracted to someone. Did you know that? I feel like I've heard that before. Well, but so like if you if like your body basically exposes you immediately. So if you're like you're, you're like, no, she's ugly. Why your eyes so dilated then? Because I'm high, I. Took drugs, yeah. Done. It was the boner in my pants and. I'm not trying to hurt. I'm on heroin. Yeah, weird. Did you know that the band The Ataris recently released a new single on vinyl that is illegal in eight states because a portion of the lead singer's dad's ashes is pressed into each one? That's not.

7:41 That's actually really. Cool, I've actually I, I, I, I saw a long time ago you can have your loved ones pressed into an album and I'm like, damn. So it let let's say like, you're like, because me and my dad bond over classic rock. Yeah. Would if I was going to get his ashes pressed into a vinyl, should I pick songs that he liked or songs that I liked? Because it's like, how does this work? Because they're his actually. But I but I'm making some playlist here. Yeah, songs that remind you of him. Yeah, OK, because I would definitely do that. I think he's probably going to be buried, but like, I would definitely make an album out of it. That'd be dope. I've told my kids to do that. I was like I said, that was like put half of me in an album or each one. You get a little album and then the rest of you can you can dump me in the ocean and then in the the in top in Tahoe or something or.

8:28 The Taylor Swift concert, you know, we know how you are, Yeah. Whenever you roll me up in a joint and smoke me, I don't care what you do, but just put a little bit of me in an album. Well, he doesn't know this, but come up in the summer, we're going to do a segment called spread my mom and it's going to be us, but and then we got ashes and. Tourists, you're right, I did not know this. Sick. We did. We did talk about that. Arnold Schwarzenegger never blinks during Terminator 2, that's true. I never got that before. I am sick. That's scary. That's super super creepy and weird. And pretty cool. And it's your turn out so I almost cut you off. There is, You know how there's like a patron St. for everything? Yeah, there is a patron St. of Television. It's Saint Claire of Assisi and the Pope made her the patron St. of TV in 1958.

9:22 For what? Why? What's she doing? Why not Oh. God, there's there's there's probably going to be a that or a Saint of or patron St. of podcasts. Podcasts. That's how. That damn show shows. Did you know that there are people who can't physically picture images in their mind? That's weird. What? And there's a it's called, how can I say it's called Andphantasia? What? Yeah, Athantasia. That's how it is. Athantasia you can't see, so you can't picture pictures. Weird. I can literally see. I can right now. I can imagine an ocean. I can be in an island. Like whatever, Whatever I'm thinking of, I see. I don't know.

10:03 You know, last week we were talking about like the inner monologue voice, OK, I was talking to lunch lady. He doesn't have one. What? Get out of here, I don't believe. How does he think? He doesn't have one. I said, what do you mean you don't have one? I was like, that seems serial killers to me. He's like, I there's nothing in there. I'm like, what do you mean there's? Nothing. You're just now learning this about this manager that you've been married to. It's like a whole new person. It's weird. I was like, are you OK? What does he do? I don't. Know. Yeah, what I mean, I have questions. Yeah, like what are you doing when it's like silent? It's just silent. There, silent, he said. It's just silence. There's nothing. Great. That's I don't, I can't.

10:45 I can't even picture that. It's apparently a thing. It's a thing. It's OK. It is a thing because I've seen other you know, I've read other people say, but I've never like been close to something I. Know. Mikey marked this spot just in case I need it for. Court for the trial, yeah. All right, did you did you know that China has mosquito sized micro drones? I believe it. I mean, they have, they have ninja robots. They're little. Which tells me that birds aren't real. They're not that whole thing that birds aren't real. Conspiracy is got to be true. I never, I ain't never seen a baby pigeon, never seen a baby. Pigeon that's. That's literally charge outside. That's that's all the pandemic was.

11:26 It was to keep us inside while they change the batteries. And they put, they put up those 5G towers everywhere. That's what they did during the pandemic. That's I'm telling you. Just don't even get me started. Well, this one is kind of a recent poll, so I don't know if you'd call that necessarily a fact, but we'll roll with it anyway. When you get a phone call and you don't know the number, do you answer it? Never. Matter of fact, I got what? I am still in the silence thing. If I don't know you, it ain't new? Poll asked. If you're not in my, if you're not in my contacts, you're going, you go straight to voicemail. Yep. Yeah, automatically like I. Don't know, they asked people. How frequently do you answer the phone call when you don't know? The #22% of people said no, 5% said always, 5%. Who are you?

12:15 I don't answer numbers I do know. I don't even use my phone for a phone. Like don't call me. I don't know. That's not what I use that. I literally will. I will get that my phone will go off and it is my own mother and I'll immediately go to Messenger and I'll be like what's up? What? What? Do you want and it's never anything important. It's hey, the HBO logged me out again. I'm like, you should have it written down, mother. I can vouch for Mikey. I tried to call him recently and he did not answer. So I called his wife. I called his wife. Barely. Well, yes she did. She called my wife. And I was right next and I was like, is your husband right there? To be fair, I did that last night because, like a bunch of Stroke's friends were at the bar and they were like, yeah, we we asked Stroke if he was going to come out and he kind of stopped talking to us.

13:00 So I messaged him 30 minutes later. I just went straight to his wife. I'm like hey where y'all at? Yeah, I didn't even know Jen called me that day, so I don't. I didn't. Sure you did. Usually my usually my wrist will vibrate like because whatever, but it's. Dirty. My wrist. My. Wrist is vibrating. All right, well, hopefully you feel smarter and not Dumber from those random facts because we are the smartest podcast on the radio. At least for that 5 minutes, it's about to get a lot Dumber. It's about to get a lot Dumber. So it's yeah, because we're getting into floor to mail. Let's do that. For the man loose and wild, breaking all the headlines crocodiles down from the Keys to the Panhandle. He don't quit living life loud with a wild misfit. Florida man living on the edge.

13:47 Everyday's logo he's got a a legend in the make it. Say it if you can. There ain't no one crazier than Florida Man. What a great song. It's a great song. By the way, that's our only song, but if you want to find it on your Reels, it's available Instagram and Facebook for any Florida store you want to share. Yeah. All right, So a guy here in Florida's facing charges after he tried to get revenge on his ex by smashing up her car, but the car he attacked wasn't hers. I. Feel like that's an important thing you should know? Yeah, that's that's the first thing you should know. How do you not know what your girlfriend? Ex-girlfriend what? Kind of relationship do you guys have?

14:29 So he showed up at a grocery store with a hammer last Friday and went to town on the Honda SUV. He broke out a window, got inside. Then he smashed up the radio 'cause he was playing 98 Rock and he ordered cops. Valid. That's a good reason. I'm OK with that. Now I'm just kidding. Unless they want to hire us. I'll give this guy a pass for one reason, because he didn't do it at her house in a grocery store parking lot. There could be several different cars that look like hers. And I don't know my girlfriend's license plate number, so he might have just seen one that was the same make and model. Well, Honey got in there and been like OK, this is not hers. And then, well, some people. I mean, yeah, once you get inside the car, you would think you would know.

15:12 Some people keep theirs like like if, if you, if you saw the same make as my car's next to mine, you know which one's mine because mine's a fucking trash heap inside. Some people don't even don't don't keep a scrap of paper or trash in their car. It is crystal clean. You could eat off of it. So I don't know, maybe she was one of those weirdos. Well when the cops got there they had their footage Cam and they were able to look and if you view it looks like he may have been on something like drugs. Gosh, I'm so shocked. That might have helped. That might have helped him make the mistake he'll. Fire. Me up, Yeah, He's facing burglary charges, possession of burglary tools, a hammer. That's not a burglary.

15:53 Burglary tool. A hammer. He used it to burgle, so yes, he was. Burgling. Such a weird way to say that burglar is accurate. Burglar, Yeah. Is it really the? Burgling. Burgling. Yeah, Burger word. This dude over here burgling everybody. Wow, I've never heard anybody ever say it like that. So if you burglize. If you burglize something like, I don't think. That's a word. I think the word is burgled if you burgled. Can you can you pass tense of burgled, burgled, burgled or is it going to be burglized? It's got a game called Burgled. Burgled. They always say Amanda burglized, but I. Think it's too close to burgled? Yeah, yeah, stroke. You're right.

16:33 They always say personally burglarized. No one says burgled. They should though, because it's way funnier. And that's a correct word, the way to say it. I don't think so. I don't believe yet. OK. I mean, I can ask our sponsor. Then ask our sponsor. Oh. Jeez, sorry. Or just accept that I'm right all the time. Can we just burgle something? If he burgle something I would just be so confused. What? What? Burgled is not a word. It sounds burgled. It says it sounds like what happens when your brain trips over grammar that's is. That what we're always doing, just tripping. Tripping over? Yeah.

17:13 Oh, wait, no, no, it is it, I'm sorry. The correct word burgled or burglarized it is. No, it's right. I don't know. I guess maybe I spelled it wrong that's why. You were tripping. Over. He burgled it. So the Brits, oh it's a Brit, but it's British because sorry, as I was reading, it's Americans usually say burglarized, but the Brits will say burgled. See that's. What stroke just said sounds like worse like that. Like when you when you're running for a for a foot for a pass and you and you don't catch it, it's like I burgled it. Sounds like you fucked something up. Yeah, you fucked up. Yeah, yeah, it kind of does sound like that. All right. Gainesville, FL Oh, Ian can tell us all about this city. He he worked once lived there.

17:58 Yeah. Guy was arrested on Thursday after police say he exposed himself and masturbated outside a woman's window. Oh my God, Can you imagine? Sounds like Gainesville. Wait, is that normal? There's a guy outside my window and he's jacking off. According to the report, what's weird is I'm on the second story. Flapping his wings. He got a ladder just to come up here and just jerk off. Oh, that would be even creepier. You had to climb up there like you had. That was your intention? Yeah, you had to put a lot of effort into it. A lot of. Somewhere, at some time in history, somebody has climbed a ladder and jerked off.

18:39 All right, I'll ask our sponsor Chad TPT while. You. Oh my God, God. Oh, well, if you find that answer, let me know. According to the report, the 28 year old man was appearing through the victim's window. Oh yeah? Oh yeah. Yeah. The victim told police the man stayed there. No, no, he stayed there for 45 minutes. I mean he didn't even have a quick nut. Good God. That's a long time to be. Can you? Please finish. Can you finish? I got. Please call the police. Arm hurts. According to Chat, our sponsor chat DVT that multiple times this has happened. It's not even rare, it's actually disturbingly common. What?

19:26 Jacket off on a ladder. A man was literally caught sitting next to a woman's bedroom window masturbating after climbing up and and cutting the screen to look inside. No. On a ladder. Not a ladder, it's a board game. Skeets and ladders. You know people. Do it vlader baiting. Really. Come Jats mad at me now and said that this may violate their thing. All right, sorry. Leave her alone. Jats pissed. Well after 45 minutes the woman still didn't call the police. They said that she she eventually went to her a vehicle just left, which I would have been calling the police immediately if there's a guy jacking out left by my window shot him. I mean, I was going to. Say she could be, she could have been into it.

20:06 I've seen those videos online. I know there's not technically in your house, but it was not real. Like when can you just shoot somebody for jacking off outside your window? Anytime I feel like. Anytime. I. Agree. Yeah. Half a minute like you. Know yeah, and we have a lawyer coming on at the end of the the later part of the show like, hey, can I shoot somebody for jacking off outside my window? I mean, probably not, but but you should. You should. Police say the victim walked to her car to leave the area. Again, let's stress 45 minutes later. And by the way, this guy's last name is Johnson. That's just of. Course extraordinary. Wow. She then left the apartment complex and returned a short time later. She's like, what if you're still jacking off? The guy's really into me.

20:51 And then she's like, you know what? I think it's a good time to call 911. I think it's like an hour That's officers said they found the man walking out of a shared entrance of the complex and the victim later, positively, it said that's that. That's the Jack off guy. And before his post Miranda rights, the man admitted to exposing himself and shaking his genitals at the victim. So yeah, what was he shaking them? Or was he? Is he shaking? That's. The difference? Yeah, that's some aggressive jerking off. But in his defense, according to what he told police, he was not sexually motivated. I don't know if you know how jacking off works.

21:33 Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, maybe he really wasn't doing that. Maybe he was just, you know, the helicoptering. Can't be just out there shaking your Dick in a window. What was his motivation? Because if he wasn't sexually motivated, what was his? Did he tell them? What? He was motivated by. For science. I know. He's got a career, they say of being a an offender. So a career. That's how he's worded it says career like he like he makes money being the Jack off guy. He's. Like Jackass or whatever, you're filming him privately. That's what I'm saying. He's this guy's just making movies. I told you it's real. I mean, if he's jerking outside your window, you want him hard, you know what I mean? Like won't you be?

22:16 No, I don't. I don't want. Him there at all? I know this is just honestly I would prefer if I don't. Want you a little soft Dick if you're watching me for 45 minutes. I do I do I? Want it to be soft? I don't want any Dicks in my window. No, no thank. You pop off a piece of my Dick. That's a good one. Just look at it. Just oh God. Weave them on. That's even better. I've gone stuff. Fix the fuck? A restaurant owner in North Palm Beach is getting a lot of backlash. We talked about this recently on one of the Florida news because of how cold it's been with the iguanas.

23:00 He has now put a topping that you're going to order iguana meat on the pizza. So it's not like you're making it. Now. This is a restaurant who is says you can order it and he's got a bunch of phone calls, people wanting to try it. But a lot of people are going, they're mad. Well, yeah, you're just taking iguanas off the street and killing them and beating. Them, there's like a waste any way around. They really are. They're just everywhere. I mean, I get it. I get that. Like, they're everywhere. It's not that big of a deal. But like, so are cats. And you don't just grab cats off the street and start eating them either. Well, they do. In Ohio, but that one. Also, dammit dogs too.

23:40 No. In Brandon, FL, deputies say a door to door cells visit, escalating to a violent encounter when a homeowner allegedly shot a salesman. I get it. I really get it. People go door to door selling still. No, that's what I that was my thing. Like what? Was he selling a Hoover vacuum? What the fuck? He was offering telephone services like I don't need a home phone, get out. Of here. That he sounds like he's a serial killer. I get so mad when I'm just like walking in in Target and the AT&T people stop me and they're like, excuse me, Sir, how you What kind of phones are you? I'm good. I'm good. No, leave me alone. You know what I tell them?

24:22 Oh, I work in radio. I have an endorsement. Oh yeah. I was like, I don't pay for my phone. They're like, Oh my. Phone. Oh fancy. Look at you. Thinking of like, I know they're not listening, but I had an endorsement with an Internet company that she'll remain nameless. I don't work there anymore and they have not figured that out, so they're still giving. Me a discount. Oh, I had that for years too. Yeah, something like that too. It was pretty cool. It's pretty great, yes, Still I got I got cable and Internet and I'm like don't say it, don't say anything. Yeah, but it's great until they get until they catch up with you and they shut it off and you're like. Oh well, then I'll go back to 18. You just start paying it. Yeah, well, whatever. So the door to door salesman's there and they're arguing and then he shoots the guy several times. He's still alive.

25:06 But then police are called like what? What, what happened? What? What did you tell him to leave, or you didn't leave or what are you fighting about? Some of those guys are pushy, some are pushy. I know, I know. You tell them no and they're like, well, what about what if Ioffer you this or what if I do that or whatever. Let's go away, yeah? What if I kill you? Bang, Bang, bang. And that's Florida. Bang, Bang, bang. Bang, Bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang. It's a great way to end that. Thank you, Stroke. Appreciate that. There's always some interesting stuff going on in Florida. And yeah, as Ian said, we will have our lawyer on in a little bit here to answer some questions for you guys and we did. What was the question we wanted to ask him? Can I shoot somebody jacking off outside my window, Jen? We write that down.

25:52 We have to ask him if. We have that stand your ground thing here, but yeah, I'm not sure. I don't know if it applies to somebody putting her Dick in your window are. They putting my Dick but I think we can on my window. Let's all agree that we I should be able to. If it's limp, you feel like, I think it'd be kind of funny if you smashed it up against the window. Yeah, yeah, you just pushed it. What is that? The old the old press noodle. Yeah, clean cleaning the. Window she's trying to clean. The cleaning the window for you. The old pressed noodle, like that's something people do, you know I. Don't even know if that's a real thing, but that's what I'm calling it. The old press noodle. I love it. That's black. When you used to send her Dick pictures and you used snail mail, you know what I mean? It's like it'll be there in three days. Now you just walk up to the house and put your Dick on their window and knock on it.

26:40 Faster so I can. I feel like if you were going to, if you were sending Dick pics through the mail, it had to be a Polaroid. So you didn't have to go to like Walmart or something and get it developed so somebody else had to see it. Oh, I guarantee that some of those old film developers saw some sick back then. If you're. Perfect. I'm taking pictures of my own. Like, listen, I used, I used portable, other people's portable cameras and took pictures of my junk and just, and I have no idea what they did with it because I, yeah, because someone else's cameras. At weddings. Yeah, weddings at the like I saw I did this at a bar because somebody brought a bunch of cameras to the bar and put them on the table and I'm like, all right, fuck it, I was gonna take. Nobody, my Dick. God, next week marking that never #25 see if we can pick out Mikey's Dick for all the other Dicks. That's a terrible.

27:27 Idea we're not doing that that's a bad idea what's actually a really good idea is what's coming up next is Ian's going to read us some brothel Yelp reviews is this is are you are these from any specific brothel or just. This is from the Bunny Ranch. All of the yeah, in Nevada I've got, I've got 4-1 star reviews and 1 five star reviews because I wanted to see it like the one star reviews. Like let's see what these people are bitching about. But how do you go to a brothel and then decide that was? I need to let the whole world know that I went, and not only that I went, but I had an awful experience. That's hilarious. So I think.

28:08 I think we should probably have a little like maybe play some some of the some porn music. Go for it. Print Oh, we'll do the Craigslist music. That's fine. All right. This is from Brent on July 18th, 2025. That's a white guy if I've ever heard a name. The name. Brent. Oh yeah, right, Brent. Brent in Reno? Are fans up in Reno? I've come to this establishment over the years. The quality has gone down tremendously. I booked with Stacey Tyler because I like what she posts her on her Twitter but her photos are highly edited. Our time together was rushed and she wasn't as she just wasn't as fit as her pictures.

28:50 Very nice in person but it feels like a switch and bait. I think he means bait and switch. She's a SO he's not an idiot. It's in bait. Oh my God. She lures you in with her edited pics. Also Cowgirl Austin is a photo editor because she looked. Night and day difference. This guy sucks at the English language. Cami is using pictures from 10 years ago so I recommend doing a lineup. Gentlemen. When I booked my appointment I felt like I had to commit because I have been rejected my whole life. Very hard day for me. Trust me. Do the lineup. So you can do it. So you can go in there and they can line them up for you and just pick the ones you like. Which is that?

29:30 What I'm saying? I know, look, I know that this is an establishment where you go and pick out a woman and for money, but doesn't having a lineup feel a bit degrading where you have to be like you, The rest of you get the fuck out. What are you doing is. That her that's. Her founder. This is not a full it's not a nude photo, but it does look very edited. Listen, I would I would have to have the light up. I'm not trusting any of these pictures online. I wonder what AI can do get out of here. I know a lot of girls who do that too. They don't look anything like their pictures. You know we're going to do. That kick my whore? No, no, not, not. Not that we're going to brothel, but that. Like. Catfish, No, no, but like catfish I, I know women in real life were like, oh, that's not your face. That is not your face.

30:15 Yeah, I don't know how I'd pick up my whore, though. I mean, maybe I'd. I'd have to have a little conversation, I think. I know that's like reading the articles. But I want to say, yeah, what is that? You look, you look hot, but I want to hear like you be a little bit nasty and then I'm like, OK. You got to hear your voice too, because you can't be like, she can't be hot and then walk up to you and be like, hey, how you're doing? I don't want any of that. If you wanted, if you wanted to do your research, I guarantee 90% minimum of these women have only fans. So just go to the room and then look into it and be like, OK, she sounds like this when she moans, All right, this is what her voice sounds like. All right, cool. Anyway, some people just hit the lottery, just playing with their pussy all day. Just. I know.

30:56 So mad. I wish I was a hot chick I. Know like dudes jacking off the Internet just. All day I wouldn't care. Whatever. This one's from James in Portland. Good looking girls, but be prepared to spend way more money than you're expecting. I was quoted that $1000 would have only gotten me 15 minutes. Do the math and that's $4000 an hour. No, thank you. God. Wow. Is that the? I would have no way of knowing if that's true, but. From some of these other reviews that I'm going to get to, I think that you can negotiate a price with the woman. Oh, OK. So I think they set their own rates, at least from the reviews that I'm about to read. So, you know, form your own opinion. I don't know.

31:41 He must be real ugly. You're probably right. They probably pay like a house fee or whatever it is to be there and then then the rate and. A room rental fee probably, but I'm they probably just they can negotiate like like this one. Who would pay $4000 for ABJ or? Never. I don't care how hot she was. Even with more money than cents and lonely losers like this, review right here from Joe. Exactly as multiple other guys on here have already said. Negotiated 90 minutes with Mercedes. She wanted thousands. We settled at 600. Got 15 minutes of starfish sex before she said time was up and finished things quickly with a bad handy. She got super pissy when I pointed out that 15 minutes is only 1/6 of 90 minutes and even had the gall to demand I tip her beyond what was already negotiated at the end. Mercedes is a bad person and a downright scam artist. She's a bet.

32:41 You're a bad person, Mercedes. Listen, you're a bad she. Fucks for money, all right. Her moral compass doesn't exactly point north. I don't think, Yeah, they're part of the BBB, you know what I mean? I'm pretty sure it's a whore brothel. What is starfish sex though I'm assuming? Just lay. Yeah, just lays there like a dead mattress. Pillow, Princess Pillow. Princess. Yeah. You can do nothing and then that's it. Yeah. That sounds if she wanted thousands and settled on $600.00 she ain't got to be happy about it. Not to mention either she already was set like has a minimum amount and she she just started high to see where she could how much she could get and then you think she settled? No, she knew she was getting that. Yeah, probably.

33:24 And 15 minutes, I'm like, bro, for thousands you'd have got that 90 minutes. You got to you got to understand $600.00 for these ladies ain't it's a lot for me. I would never spend $600.00 for Hell no would. Never spend money, I guess made $40 to go pick up a whore or just woefully, if I was, you know, that kind of guy. I mean, you know, it's true. You could. I mean, you're not wrong. Jane could go and get Dick for free if you were single. Yeah, it's. Just a fact. That is a fact. It is a fact. These guys just throw Dick at you. This one's from a.

34:04 This is another Reno customer, all right. I mean, I, I mean, Reno's in Nevada, so it's probably not that long of a drive. To down to Vegas, it's a pretty far drive or Vegas area, it's a pretty far drive. But either way, we appreciate you, Reno. I am a frequent customer of Dennis Hof Ranches. I just have to write this. I was at the Kit Kat Ranch August 2018 with a very nice young lady. I paid for an hour, $800. The bell rang, time was up. It lasted 10 minutes longer. Who cares when coming out of the bar by when coming out of the bar the Madam slash supervisor yelled at the lady at the top of her lungs in front of me because of that extra 10 minutes. I was very embarrassed for her.

34:49 She berated her in front of the customer me. She was treated like by her manager. I had to leave because I would I was I would have spoke up and gotten unwanted attention. I've seen this before at the Love Ranch. I can't keep going there when I see these women are treated so badly by the madam's. There are some very wonderful women at these brothels. It's really surprising, but Dennis Hoff needs to treat them better. I hate seeing people being abused in any way. Bro you just paid for a hooker. Well, Dennis Hoff is dead. Yeah, I got into a fight with Dennis Hoff, but that's a long. Story What True story? True story. It is a true story.

35:30 Well, they reached out to me and they wanted to do some kind of radio thing on in here in Florida. And then we were giving away something with hookers and then the show that we replaced, it was somehow got in their ear. And then he would become a Dick head and it was just such a fight. But when I called. Him, he was going to give away a hooker like a night with a hooker. Yeah, wow. Yeah. We can still get passes. Do we still do that? No. Wait, wait. Wait, why? Why are you against this, Jen? Because it's that I know we can't, we can't do that. If she can, he agrees. These are consenting adults. Wow, that scene you have to watch. Yourself.

36:14 I I don't know if I want our name slapped on a on a hooker sale. I'm with Jen on that one. It's a funny idea. I think it's funny, but I also don't want to. I also don't want to pay for it. Absolutely I do. It ain't. I'm not the one going to bang a hooker. Here, here, here. I will. I will throw this out. I'll pitch this out to you guys. You find the sponsor who's going to pay for it and slap their name on it as well, and we'll do it because if not, we have to pay for it and we don't have the money. Astro fly this weekend we. Wouldn't need a sponsor to do it. We would just have. We just have the the the the the establishment comp it. Oh wow, you guys leave comments and everyone leave comments and tell me if they're wrong and that we should we should give away try to give away a hooker. I am not a hunt, I am saying that if we have to pay for it, I'm not in.

36:58 No, we don't pay for it. We don't pay to give if they're giving us the gift certificate. Promo side of things I might consider it. No, they give us the gift certificate. You get like a love card. Yeah, fuck. Exactly. So if we don't, if we can do this without having to spend any of our money, you're saying you're down? I'm saying I'd consider it. No. That's what I'm saying. If you but you got to, you got to get them to it to commit. I'm not doing all that, so I'm not. Reaching out to them. I guess I have a whole week to work on this, but Jen's going to be mad at me. Who cares what Jen thinks? You don't understand what my boy is. You know what? We're not like you get a keeper, you're just using her. It's not five years keepers, No, I don't. Know it just doesn't feel right to me it's. Just improved, yeah.

37:48 It's not a prude, it's. The world's oldest. For Jen out of the show, Jen is definitely not the prude. Last episode we learned that. Yeah, and Ian wasn't here. That was one of our most up episodes, I think, Jen. Well, Jen, I'll have to just convince you all week that you're going to. Have to convince me, hey? I'm technically a scholar, I will get research on why this is healthy for a person let. Me try to convince you, OK, because Stroke and I once almost gave away a foursome with three porn stars. Yeah. We never actually got to do it, but because the the the promotion got pulled because sponsors didn't like that, but we got international attention. So if you want to, if you want that kind of attention that we got, we have to go through with.

38:38 This the attention is good, but if it brings if it brings negativity to it and not money, then the attention is not good. In what way could this be spend is negative? Well, I mean, we making that much money anyway, so we got to lose. Thank you. Could it be considered though across state lines like? Could that be an issue like? No, we just gave you a gift card. We give you a gift card like a Visa gift card like you get you have to make Christmas and it's just a hooker card and you. You don't even have to use it. You could change your mind if you want. You'd be like, yeah, you know what? Maybe not. Listen, I like I said, if you give them to the get them to donate it and all of that and we can turn it into an actual thing, I would definitely consider making that a, you know, do a promo behind it and all that. But I'm not I'm not being the sales guy on this. This is I'm not.

39:30 The point person, I will do it. I just need Jen to say I can do it because I don't want to make her mad. She's already. Mad Jen is not liking this hooker idea. I. Don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. I don't know. I don't know. I have to think about it. Is because it's already a place where people are. Yeah, for money. So we did. Oh, we do this. And guess what? But are we encourage? We're encouraging it. Yeah, they are totally. Not encouraging everyone go to the brothels. Because some of those women aren't there on their own accord. That's why, yeah. And and. We know that. In these Nevada, no. They're not, Yeah. Because. It's literally legal. They are there to make money.

40:12 You. Literally. You literally handle with them or. The biggest we've ever used. This potential of being connected to trafficking in some way that makes the. Same we're gonna have. Trafficking. Nobody. These women don't come out of a. Crate when they have their own website and they're saying come me for $5000 they. Literally have a website where you pick out the bitch. This is this is this.com. This is as transparent prostitution as it gets. You don't know what's going on behind the scenes. Now I want to see where they live. OK, what if? We had. I want to make sure it's all good if. We had the general manager come on the show and explain to us how this. You can see the whole interview, we'll just. Watch, if we did it a thing like that where we could actually have like the owner or the manager, come on, the pimp, whatever you want to call him, come on and talked about this and then we do the giveaway, maybe that could become a thing. I'm here, I'm seeing a lot of maybes and nose like stroke and I will just do it on our on our damn own. Go ahead, give it away on your Facebook page. I know what you're going to do.

41:17 You're right. This is the biggest fight we've ever had. I want everyone to comment about why we should give away a whore or don't. Actually, yeah, Mikey. Create a poll. Create a poll Yes or no? Should we give away a hooker a legitimate? Prop they brothel though because people don't understand. Yeah, this is a legitimate business that pays taxes. I think we. Don't know that, but well, it's Nevada that maybe potentially federal taxes at least. All right. Last review. So pissed, but it could be I mean, I this is this is a good poll to create and put up there and get people. I'm going to put it on Spotify so everybody can participate. This is just. Going to and that's your listing contest. Give her the poll. Oh, that's exact.

41:57 Oh my God, I'm writing that down right now. You might have just sold me on the name I'm in just. Because now I just. Want to create the things you're out now? You're outvoted. Jen, I'll call you. I'll call you later. We'll talk it out. I can't like it or Jen, I just needed one more vote and I'm like, all right, we've decided you whoever says no just got out voted all. Right and then my wife is going to listen to this episode. She'd be like, but we. Ain't got to go and watch them. Yeah, we're not going to be there. Giving you the. Yes. What if? What if we want them? What if we want to watch it? No, I don't want to watch. What if we want them to call and leave us a voicemail? Well, when we when we, when we give away the gift card at like Texas Roadhouse or whatever, we're not going with them to eat. You should.

42:41 I could, I could keep making points, but I want to get through this last review and then move on. Gofundme.com just do it and I'll go and make sure everything looks legit. Actually, you know what, matter of fact, why don't we ask our lawyer coming up if it's like about these places, Like it's perfectly legal. He's right here. He's going. To say yes. Let's find out, all right, because he's actually sitting here waiting. So let's just let's bring Rick on right now. Rick and the law, welcome to the show. We're sorry you've been sitting there waiting. Why are mom and dad fighting? Because because Mom doesn't want us to give away a hooker. OK, so what's the question here? What is the question here? I mean. Are you, you're saying morality versus legality, right?

43:24 I I don't even know what she said, why she's saying no because it's part. It's a perfectly legal and legit business in Nevada to go to a brothel and fun. Quite popular as I understand SO. Yeah, so. I mean they they made whole HBO series out of it and stuff. Is it legal for us to give away a gift card to send somebody there, whether they're from California, Florida, Texas, Colorado Limited? To that establishment in the locale where it's legal and all that. They're, they're right. It's like a freaking gift card to Lone Star or whatever, I mean. OK, yeah, as long as they they 'cause they can only use it there. These are these bitches can't come to your house. Now you know it, it's still kind of a little scuzzy, but you know, it's, I think it's Mikey's point, but it's that's.

44:09 Jen's point at my point is. That it's about the. Morality of it. Yeah, we're not. I'm not really concerned about the morality either, but I would say that it it is, you know, it does sling a little stank. I mean, so, but that's what we. Call it Sling a little stank. Oh, there. I'll write that name down. It was told to get you, you know, a lot of eyeballs. Oh my. God, that's fine, because I, I, I'm we're trying to to expand our listenership. And you, you see a headline on Facebook, you know, podcast gives away night with a hooker. The people are going to be like Megan Hooker. Yeah. I mean, that does seem like we would get, we would get contacted by like Bar Stroll or possibly SiriusXM or something like that something. Yeah, that sounds a little bit more of a of an attractive offer now doesn't?

45:01 It see now when you start dangling those type of carrots in my face, then it's a different story. I start to see the business side of it instead of the morality side of it. And there is no morals in business, so whatever. New name Dangle your carrot in my face. Dangle. Dangle your carrot. Stop giving him. Material This could be our Easter giveaway. Right. Dangle your carrot. Dangle your carrot. Welcome to our side of the aisle. Dangle your carrot at the Bunny Ranch. We just that we just named. It look at that, you've already. Gone to our side of the aisle. This is happening. So do you want do you want to help stroke sell this idea now? I'm just still not.

45:44 I'm not, I'm not, I'm not the point person. This is all stroke. I will put it all together and make sure it happens. Can you at least make stroke a package? Nobody has to go. Our sales package. Maybe. So it's so that's so we can so somebody can give their package to the hooker. Right. Jesus, do we have another Yelp review so we can do? This one, This is our five star Yelp review. It says the Bunny Ranch is literally heaven on earth for an extremely high class, top of the line, comforting experience. You cannot get any better than that. The Bunny Ranch. Gorgeous, professional, sexy ladies that treat you like they have known you for years. Excellent service and worth every penny. Don't just take my advice, try it for yourself, you'll be hooked. I love the Bunny ranch.

46:26 God damn right he does. He looks like he does. This guy's been multiple times. Damn, I can't get over the dangle your carrot at the Bunny ranch. How about with Easter now? I don't know, we could get with that. We. If we're doing listen, if we're doing it, it's attached to Easter. It's only way like if I want. To be gone, not. On Jesus's birthday, I'm not. With the resurrection brother. I'll be in Mexico. Are you going to Mexico? Yep, I'll leave Mexico you. Need to be careful down in Mexico. There's a lot to say, stuff going on down here. I'm going, I go straight to the resort and we stay inside. That's what happens. They're fucking that place up. Yeah. Where are you going? Riviera Maya. Oh yeah, yeah, she.

47:08 Didn't have so much money. She's always taking trips. I know because I have a big girl corporate job unfortunately. Yeah, that thing we don't have. Are you an early fans? I wish I was I told you I'm starting a feat Finder. That's right, that's right. Have you put together a gallery? I have. I've I've begun. I've begun collecting. My my. We support you. We will put your link in the description of every episode. Absolutely, Absolutely. We will be like in the wild, you know, and just like out in the yard or whatever. I think next week we need to have about 5 or 10 pictures and let people vote on your favorite photo of your foot. Free samples. Free samples. When you're no.

47:48 They're not because you go subscribe to Patreon, Yeah. When you're ready, we will do that. And then when you're like, if you're serious, we'll support this. We, you got it. We're we support you 100%. Thank you. You should have another like site only feats. Only feats. Only feats. You guys, we were going to do, can we stop? Do you guys want to get into confessions? Because there's some good confessions here that I think we should jump into and then we can get to our lawyer stuff too. So let's play the confession music and just jump into these. By the way, I, I, before you go on, I have a, I have a, a little bit of a confession. I think Rick might be my lucky rabbit's foot all night. I made more money tips than ever. He stood behind my boot the whole time. I was like, I like, I think Rick's lucky. I made like $300 in tips last night just for him standing there.

48:39 I was helping you tell SO. Yeah, because every, because I had the longest wait list I've ever had, somebody would come up, request a song, and Rick would literally go, he takes bribes. He's a damn lawyer for you. Good wing man right there. All right, so we got about 10 confessions here. These are the confessions from you guys this past week and you can leave a confession at any point in time heading over to Not tds.com and we have no way of knowing who leaves these confessions. It is absolutely impossible for us to figure it out. Again, Not tds.com or you can click the link in the description of this in every episode of Not That Damn Show. Here is the first one says I slept with my husband's twin brother the night before my wedding.

49:20 He was bigger and better and now I want to be with him. Yep, dirt squirrel right out of the gate. Yeah, right off the bat, right off the wow. That would suck to be twins and your brother's Dicks bigger than you. I know. I thought y'all were stressed exactly the same. Somebody told him he would like never be the same. I think we could, if we, if we really spent time, we could probably figure out who this was about because how many twins actually listened to this show? Or how many? You know what? I mean, here's the thing. Yeah. Not neither of the twins submitted the confession. This is the part that's true. That's true. Let's. Dirt. Grow it. All to get them up, yes. The next one says my wife thinks I poop a lot but really I sit down to pee and play Candy Crush all. Right.

50:02 It's not not good for your a hole. We've talked about this. Yeah, they. Play Candy Crush. Good way to get one. I know, do people still play Candy Crush? Maybe. It could just be any game I guess, but. Yeah. Yeah, old people like, you know, old people will call like every game something like the every game is a Nintendo like. So every game of the phone, like my mom, every dream on the phone is Candy Crush. Yeah, this next one is is. Oh, this is a good one. It says I won't poop around my man. So I went to the gas station down the road and I pooped there and there was no toilet paper or paper towels. I panicked as someone was knocking on the door and I had to wash my in the sink and walk out like nothing happened. You suck.

50:48 It was too, so it was pretty bad. Wow. Why won't you poop at your man? Why? Why won't you poop around your man? That's way worse what you just did. That's just that's way worse than what you just did. I I don't, I don't support pooping around. I mean, I don't poop around my girl or anything, but and I appreciate that she didn't do it around me. I mean, come on, dude. This. I mean, yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't like doing it, much less watching someone else do it. So you have to watch them do it. So. Why would you watch her poop? You just people poop. And it's not as everybody poop. There's a whole book about it. Everybody's putting. Blasting farts into a bowl or some shit and like then like think of them as sexy. Get out of here. That's that's weird. Yeah, Christina's. I mean, nobody wants it.

51:29 I never know when she's a. Pooper. I never know when she poops she swears you don't. I'm like poop at some. Point mine doesn't does not poop so. She did at it. Maybe this is one of your guys ladies right in this thing because they're afraid to poop around you. I. Mean. Well mine wouldn't have gone down to the gas station and washed her ass in the sink, but. You never know. You never. Know, I know that I know that when me and my wife first got together, Mandy did not want to use my bathroom at my apartment because there was no fan. Like we're not my apartment, my house. There was no fan in there. So she would like she would go to a different place to go to the bathroom because she didn't want to use the bathroom there. All right, I got that. That's fair. This next 1 is when I was in Navy boot camp. A pump and dump referred to 5 minutes to use the bathroom. There's a lot of poop talk in today's episode. So much poop.

52:19 We were talking about pump and dump last week with crypto or something like that. Hilarious. Because I'm thinking. About it was also doing Craigslist stuff. Yeah, somebody was like, you know, just show up, pump and dump and get out. Yeah, yeah. Come I worked in the NICU for a long time and pump and dump was like when mom had been drinking or whatever, you know, they had to get rid of that couldn't give it to the baby. So they just pump it out and make room for the the new milk, you know, but. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Pump and dump. Duh. I didn't think about that. This next one is y'all we're talking on Tuesday about why farts stink and I can tell you that tell you first hand that I farted after getting pegged and it smells the absolute worst in the Lube bubbles while the farts were coming out.

53:01 That's tough, I. Hate, I hate you all. This is this is my this guys are sick. This guy's getting pegged. Lube, Lube. Bubbles. Lube bubbles. Lube bubbles. Oh my God, do you think? That's real? Or are they just talking? I mean, that's you got to be real with that and that's really. Really no experience, I cannot testify, but what I can say is that is a very apartment description. I mean. Lube bubbles. Bubbles. Farts coming out. Don't try a Dick because it sounds like that's what you want. It's a little gay, my guy, just so you know. Wow, everything. 'S gay.

53:42 This one I magnetized myself by accidentally and maybe Tarek. I don't know what that means. I put a pot over my head like like Mork and Mindy and now I have a tick in my mouth and uterus feels cold. What? This is someone who's got English as a second language or something. What is going on here? Maybe Derek? How did you magnetize? Yourself. You. Can't magnetize yourself. Well, I mean, you know, maybe they read a lot of comic books or something. I don't know. I. Don't know, you need to go see somebody. Well, you need to see a psychiatry, Yeah, I would say yeah, definitely go see somebody. Probably some hooked on phonics. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I can't magnetize.

54:24 Muzzy. Well, I mean, who's? Greek. I don't know. That's what it means. All right? I ignored a friend's call the night he tried to. Oh my God. Tried to kill himself because I didn't want to deal with his drama. He survived, but he never. He never knew I saw the call. God damn that's some heavy shit to live with. Thank God, that person. Survived. Could you imagine if they died? They. Died. Oh my God, that'd be rough. That's rough. Well, way to bring us down, Mikey. Let's talk about that one dude that's gay that gets pegged. There's more. Don't worry about it. This was, this is not the the end, because this one here's Years ago, I answered a Craigslist hookup at 2:00 AM, and when I walked in, there were already three other guys there who clearly knew what was going on. I didn't.

55:11 I stayed longer than I should have because I didn't want it to, didn't want to look awkward. I'm assuming you. Participated, didn't you? Yeah, right. Is this like one of those situations where it's probably like a hooker? Like you go to Craigslist and or? Just a gangbang. Bang like they say it's a gangbang or whatever, but they show up and you got to pay 50 bucks and I mean I don't know if I'm experienced. I'm just assuming that's what happens. That's crazy. It's. Pretty specific. I know it was sorry. This one, I think that's what that was. This one says listening to you guys talk about how some dudes end up with women way out of their league hit a little too close. I'm the hotter one in my relationship and people remind me of it. Constantly. Says I love him but part of me resents that he gets the upgrade. Wow, that's fucked up.

55:55 I. Really do love my girlfriend texts us. What about keeping it real? Oh my God, that's kind of. Babe, stop leaving confessions. Well, I did say last week, you know, a guy has to be a salesman. He's basically selling that Dick the whole time. So yeah, for. Sure, for sure. Yeah, if you got a personality, you you know that's how he got you. Yep. Yeah, but if you resent him over time, that's going to lead to some real resentment and most likely the guy's going to break up. Resentment doesn't get smaller. Yeah, it gets worse. Yeah. And finally, the last one here is as you guys joking about steak at a blowjob day is making me horny. My husband and I haven't had sex in eight months and I. What?

56:36 The fuck? I'd suck the skin off his Dick right now. Oh my God. Wow. Jesus. All right. I've never. Heard that before. Dude, you need to take care of your woman, man. I'm telling you right now, yeah. Eight months does this. Not work, you know. Guys have some issues man. And you're not sucking the skin off, that's A and that's a hell of a blowjob. It's. Aggressive. For a lot of them at. Least Jesus. Don't forget you can win a gift card to Texas Roadhouse from Not That Damn Chauffeur's taking. A blowjob there and. Get the skin sucked off your Dick. Wow. Wow wow, I have never heard anybody say sucking the skin off a Dick.

57:21 That was a grass going on a shirt this year. No, it ain't. Pretty serious. He's very frustrated, Lord. Wow. All right, all right, so, so Rick joined us a little bit early today. We do have some. We have a listener submit a question here and a couple other things we want to talk to Rick about. I don't remember there was a couple of things that came up during the show. We'll start with those. Jen what were they can. Yes. If somebody's jerking off outside my window, can I shoot them? Yeah. No. I think we all knew the answer to that. You just really wanted it to be. Yes, you just really wanted it to be. Confirmation, yes. OK, but like they're on my property. We're staying my property.

58:04 No. So why? No Stand your ground in Florida that allows a. So I only get to shoot somebody if they're inside, not literally in my backyard with a fenced in area. To commit a forcible felony and him jerking off is only forcible on himself. So you can't kill him for it, but you can't call the cops and they might kill him for it. Yeah, but that's not as fun. I know. Do I need to drag him inside? Because, I mean, I've never had a guy Jack off outside the window. Grab him by the. Shirt Well, Grady, Judd said. Drag him aside so. Oh yeah, that's right. Not even drag, he's outside jerking off. Just be like, hey, you want to come in here for a SEC? No, there you. Go. And you have to, you know, make sure your story straight, so.

58:45 Oh my God, and Mikey found out those people that as I asked a question and he researched it, there's people that jerk off on ladders. Yeah, they go, they climb. They'll climb the ladder and jerk off in somebody's window. You still had a case like that. Have you ever? Have you ever like target practice or what? I mean no. I was just like up there. Watching. They just saw Animal House one too many times, yeah. Right, but it mean though. Have you ever defended anybody who who masturbated in somebody's window? I have not. And is that's as far as I mean, at least around here, not a thing. It would have made the news, Ian Stroke and I would have all heard about it. So yeah. No offense, but I feel like you'd be the lawyer that'd be the one that would defend. You're probably right, I represent a lot of dirt bags.

59:28 And he was cleaning it. Yeah, right. He had a squeegee. Was there another question that we had for him or or do I can I just move on to what the no? OK, All right, so, so this one came in through Rick and I sent this over to you, but I want to read it to everybody so that they'd say everybody can get bored. What's going on here? Somebody said this for the lawyer says I work in a for a health company. Now this was kind of hard to read a little bit so I if I stumble over my words it's because maybe they wrote it differently. Weirdly. Does I work for a health does I work for a health company here in California. Not naming them but they're in a certain area. I do maintenance work for them and have been written up three times for poor for poor productivity. We are required to get 7 work orders done a day. None.

1:00:13 No one meets that criteria. I will do like maybe 3 or 7 a day, depends on the job. So I get called in, they tell me they tell me no one likes helping me. I slack off when I when I don't. We all we all work alone, we all get along. No hate at all. So basically this guy's saying that they're telling him everybody hates him, but he says that nobody hates him, it's all fine. He says they get tons of emails and calls about my care centers complaining about me. Thing is, I'm liked everywhere. I get along with everyone. They all like me. Supervisors ask me about how my family and stuff is. It's OK Anyway, so this is kind of weird to be on the horizon. Yeah, this is weird.

1:00:56 Yeah, it's coming. He says. My coworkers, whatever says my bosses are trying to make it seem like I'm hated everywhere. I asked them for proof in the emails. They they they said nothing. They can't show me. And then he says yes, they can't. They cover up the person's name, whatever. There's a lot more to this brief story. I've had five meetings with HR and HR hasn't done anything. Basically, I'm getting bullied. Do I have a fight worth getting a lawyer? This guy thinks he's getting bullied at work and he wants to know if any of these reasons are good enough to. Get, I mean, he started off the conversation with I kind of slack off and only do three out of the seven if I'm supposed to do a day and all that. You kind of told on yourself. I mean, so you know, and then it's like we all work alone and we get along but and everybody loves me and just compromise us to ask about my family and stuff.

1:01:44 So I mean, this guy seems like he's got a real inflated sense of self over there and wherever he's at. And you know, despite the fact that he's doing, you know, less than 50% of what he's supposed to be doing on the daily. So I mean, I'm just off the RIP. I'm going to say no, not really. Thank you. I think you're being bullied. I think that you might be getting over on these people and you're probably lucky they still employing you. Yeah, exactly. And I'm so glad that a lawyer said it because I think coming from maybe any like them writing in and us reading it, they might not take it seriously. But the truth is, dude, you don't have nothing because you're not doing your job. Exactly. A boss giving you for underperforming is not bullying.

1:02:28 Yeah, and especially. If you know the criteria. Yeah, consistently underperforming. Then you're going to get letters, I mean, or emails or whatever, so. Not to mention like the you're, you're saying that there's they're they're telling you that people don't like you. I'm like, that's not illegal. Yeah, yeah, illegal. Hey, people don't like you. It might be apartment though. I mean, maybe he's an unlikable person because he doesn't do his job and everybody else has to pick up his. Probably Yeah, I already hate him. That was a long ass e-mail it. Was it was not great and it was hard to read and and dude, it almost feels like we're talking to a teenager right here. If you don't do your job, Yeah, we could be. If you don't do your job, you only do it halfway around and you slack off and you think, you think everybody likes you, there's a really good chance nobody likes you.

1:03:16 And your bosses are probably going to fire you if you keep. Nobody can walk around thinking that everybody likes them. I mean, there's a lot of people that hate me so I mean, and if you don't have enemies, you haven't been doing it right, so. Like this, this is definitely a a young person who probably hasn't worked maybe one job before this and definitely suffers from delusions of grandeur because like you learn a pretty early on, not everyone's going to like you. It's just a it's, it's a law as, as there's immutable as gravity and there's nothing you can do about it. So stop going around thinking everyone likes you. You don't have a case. Don't.

1:03:57 Don't spend any money. Yeah, I make enemies every week, but intentionally. Yeah, that's, I mean, yeah, you're trying to rack up. We're going to play. Videos of that. Oh you know what? You're a puss for not coming out last night, bitch. Oh, you know what? I'm getting old. I had arthritis. I took a pain pill. In a rye if you're going to go bowling, his name be fine piece of. Stroke is gone. No, it's still hurting. All of his friends are out and like we're stroke. Everybody was there. We were like, we're stroke. Well then I. Asked his wife where they're at and she just opens up the rolodex of excuses. My daughter's sick strokes, got a hurt ankle, we're old, we're tired. Like just pick. Well, that's true. Her daughter didn't have 103 temperature, but you know. Just pick one excuse and go and run with it.

1:04:39 I didn't need, I didn't need all of them because the more you add on to it, the more I'm like you. Liars cast net throw, Yeah. But it was all true, True. We just had a bad day yesterday. Hey, we all have bad days. Just I'm just like, she's adding too many things and now I'm just like, sounds like horseshit. You can just say. I'm tired of getting old, I'm starting to hurt more. Steve no, that's no. I told her that. She's like, we're old. I'm like, just say that. Just say that. Sam Elliott, y'all watch that lawman. No. Sam Elliott's in it and he was like, he's, you know, he's getting up there in age and all that. He's like, son, just sitting here, I feel like I've been in a car crash. So it's like what? Do you mean land man?

1:05:22 Land man. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. Land Man. All right, so a couple other ones, a couple other things that have come in that people wanted to know and ask we can ask our lawyer about. And I think that these are really good because people listening might be curious on these two. And one of them is if you know about a crime and stay silent, are you liable? This is so fun. I know I had a case that was like, I mean, legit on point. This local doctor, he was an Islamic fellow, had his house firebombed. Somebody thrown a homemade Molotov cocktail at his house and it hit and it was a brick house and it was close to the window. I suppose when the throat, you know, where it hit. But I, I think they're trying to get it into the window, but they missed and it hit the brick wall and, you know, of course was spectacularly flame and, and all that stuff, you know, but didn't hurt the house.

1:06:12 They go and arrest a bunch of people. I get hired by one of the three folks that were involved. And the whole thing was the, the, the case centered on the law principle, which is basically what they like to call aiding and abetting. It's not what the charge is called anymore, but it's it's the term that's used in the statute that that sets up that law. But the law principle says that if you help a crime happen, then you can be convicted of it as if you had done it. So it's like you're the wheel man and somebody murders somebody in the bank. You can be convicted of the murder just because you were involved in the crime and so. Saying like if you knew about it like. Well, I'm getting to there, but yeah, 'cause. I was, I was like, get you, You used to always say like.

1:06:52 The law doesn't require you to be Batman, yeah. You know what? It's not your job to be Batman. Yeah, yes. So, but, and that's how I won this case. I mean was, I mean, the law doesn't, if you can be present when a crime is committed and not have committed a crime, all right, you're not, you're not guilty of being an 80 or better a principal to the crime. By being there, you can know that a crime is happening and be there and not be a principal to the crime. You can have been there and known that the crime was happening and not reported and still not be a principal to the crime as long as like the the law requires that you do or say something that was intended to and that actually did assist this crime to happen and so. OK, so.

1:07:35 OK. So we're trying to, we're trying to get a psychic on and she may still come on in the future. But if I go out there and I find Miss Guthrie that passed away, I mean, that's what she said she was, you know, alive. And I see the body and I take me and Mikey's out there. We take a selfie and then I leave. Well, I was. Going to be kind of up, I know, but I'm saying that I'm just asking for the question. Aren't, aren't. There and then I just leave, but I don't say nothing. Would I be liable I. Was going to say aren't there one or two crimes you are legally you have to tell like murder. I think you have you, you, you have to, you have to tell the police about and the other one's like some kind of child violence or something, but there. Are there's something called mandatory reporters? Yeah.

1:08:15 That are they have to report. And so it's like health care providers, teachers, school personnel, those kind of things, you know, if they see something like that, they have to report it. You not reporting it. And if there's a crime that's been undiscovered and you know about it and you're not reporting it helps it to not be discovered. You can then make your way into being a principal to that crime that's gone after the fact. OK, so by actively helping to conceal the fact that this crime has happened, you've made yourself that accessory. Actively concealing, meaning you're just not telling anybody.

1:08:56 But you now know that this crime has occurred, and you have. By not telling anybody, you are now helping the person that did it get away with it. So if Stroke is literally the only person on planet Earth that knows where Miss Guthrie is, and he doesn't tell anybody, and it can be proven that he knew about it. No, because he's not attempting to help the crime happen. But he's not, he's, he's, he's not attending to be covered up. He's not trying to help the person that did it. OK. So I mean, if, if you're with the person and it happened and, and I think we're going to sideways a little bit. The, the whole thing here is that you're assisting the crime to happen or to be undiscovered so that the person does not become entangled because of the crime.

1:09:41 So that's the after the facts that the keeping them safe. If you hide them out and you know that the police are looking for them, you can be convicted of after the fact. So those things come into play. But the reporting of the murder itself, if it's not in furtherance of the crime by the not reporting, you're OK. I mean like stroke going out there, not whatever. He's not going to get tagged on anything because he's not helping out. He doesn't even know who did it. No, but if Jen poked the body with a stick, would she? Well, that would be, that would be, you know, messed with evidence, which is a different crime, but OK. Pretty sure doesn't seem like that kind of person. I would poke it with a stick too. Well, you know, at least with a mirror up there, but you know, something.

1:10:25 But no, so I mean the, the, it's the print law principle is a little bit complicated, but especially when you start getting, you know, attenuating it out to like, you know, stroke, finding a dead body or whatever. But the the whole thing is, is that you have to intend to assist for the crime to happen or for the person not to be punished. So for the crime to happen would be principled during the Commission of it, or the person not to be discovered or arrested would be after the fact. All right, OK. Wow, OK. Hopefully that helps. This next one is question. It says what can what can actually get you sued for in defamation? For defamation in 2026.

1:11:06 Donnie J says anything but, you know. Don't you have to prove financial losses or something? That's what I thought too. I thought you had to prove that it impacted your life in some way. There, there's, there's a few steps to it, just like in the law, everything depends. But if you're a public figure, then the rules are different than if you're, you know, just a regular citizen. But you know, you have to show that there was a some sort of untrue statement, the fact that you knew was untrue, that you then published or transmitted to another person, another third party or the public at large, so that the knowledge that it was untrue, the transmission of it, and then it has to have damaged you because of that. So those three steps get you to where you might be able to sustain a defamation suit. So if somebody you know publishes an opinion online, I didn't like the food because it was too salty for me or whatever, that's not a defamation. But if?

1:12:00 I found a Roach in my plate and it's not true is defamation. So when you're stating a fact that's not true versus an opinion. An opinion is protected on the 1st amendment. So, but that's. Good because because I think it was specifically about a Yelp review review. And, you know, again, assuming that the review was just opinion and not stating some fact that was untrue, like, you know, the, the paint on the walls was peeling or, you know, whatever seat was torn, that kind of a thing. And it wasn't that's that's, you know, actionable. But I just didn't like the food and the service sucked. That's really not. So what if we say that a former radio personality allegedly wrecked his car and, you know, during Did he wreck his car and got hurt? Well.

1:12:47 Was it alleged that he wrecked his car? I mean, yeah, I was going to say did. He or didn't, that's what I mean. You're stating a fact that's true. It was alleged that he wrecked his car and was alleged that he was drunk or whatever, you know and all that stuff. I mean, you're just repeating, you know, stuff that facts that have been obviously they didn't put out there. You repeating it doesn't make a defamation, even though it sucks for the person that you're repeating it, you know on. I got AI got a question like, 'cause it's, it's a lie, but at the same time, maybe this person didn't know. It was like we somebody posted on Facebook like a month and a half ago. They were at they were at our bar and they claimed that this is a gay person. They claimed the manager came up to them, said we don't want gay people in here and that they need to leave.

1:13:31 Now. The person who said this, whether they did or not, was not a manager because the manager was behind the bar the whole time and never once left or spoke to this person. So either they made it up or somebody did and was pretending to be the manager. So they're they're technically saying that this happened. But if it did or didn't, is that defamation? Like, let's say that's what. They call a question of facts, and that's like the juries aren't ultimately the arbiters of what's true and it's not true. So if you sued them over defamation, then, you know, they would have to prove that this happened in order to that they have like a what's called a burden of proof and then a burden of persuasion. So the burden of proof is on the plaintiffs. If, if if you sued them for defamation, you would show that the the manager never left, you know, is posted behind the bar. Boom.

1:14:17 Now it's on them the burden of persuasion to say that. Well, here's extra evidence that it did happen the way I said it is whatever. So, but I mean that happens at that stage, not at the beginning. I mean, like I've always said, you can sue anybody for anything. So all. Right last. One last last thing here. I mean, back on the defamation thing though, with like public figures, folks like, you know, even like you guys now have kind of become that. So the standard for proving defamation is generally speaking, that it the, the comments or the whatever, the, the thing that was made with it was written or spoken was negligent.

1:14:57 You know, like you should have known better than to post this. If you're a public figure, then it has to be shown that it was wood made with actual malice, like intent to harm you. And so that's something you guys should be aware of because I've got straight into that a couple of times myself. So you might want to bleep that out, Mikey. Told you. I don't think you got to bleep it out because I think you're just using a word. Yeah, I don't think so. Either Oh, maybe you do the way she said it, not the way I. She called him. It was with malice. She called somebody to I have to beep it out. No, all right. I think we've we've, we've made some strides in that area.

1:15:38 So. Yeah, and look at you start starting to be joining the show trying to get us sued all. Right. Last, last thing, last thing. I I want to know about this too. It says when can you legally refuse to identify yourself? Oh, that's a great question. I mean. Not in not very many circumstances unless you know, if it's like just a rando, hey, who are you? Let me see your license or whatever. You can tell them to fuck off. But generally speaking, like in a roadside stop or if they stop you like walking around or whatever and they say, hey, what are you doing? Come over here. And then you give them what they call, you know, reasonable suspicion. That's all they need to detain you. Once they detain you, then you have to provide your your information.

1:16:21 And do they have, do they have to be specific and tell you you're being detained so that you not well? They don't so that you're tricky. So you as a citizen should say, am I free to leave? If they say no then you better tell them what they want to know. If they say yes then walk on buddy. Good to know. And I. Think it's pretty simple too because I I've seen this come up in videos and stuff like that online. So I think you if you say it's if anybody listening, am I free to leave? If they say no then you're technically being detained. Just just answer their questions and do what they ask. Well, and I mean, up to the point where you're required to answer, you still have the 5th Amendment right to just shut the fuck up. And that's what you ought to do. So where, who are you and where do you live?

1:17:03 That's all you. That's where you limit it to, you know, boom, you've identified yourself, you've satisfied the requirements of the law. That's it. And then after that. Point. Just say the lawyer. Yeah, as we say the one magic word, just say lawyer. And you don't have to tell them where you're going or any or where you came from or anything like that. No, no, no. They always ask those questions. They do because you know all they're doing is collecting evidence and once they get pattern level, you're going to be in hand. You answering questions going. Well, briefly touch on the Miranda rights too, because you, you told me one time. I told you when I I got arrested. They don't have to give you your Miranda rights when you're being arrested, right? That's right. Only when they're like it's. Only if they're asking you questions. They're going to ask you questions once you've been arrested or you're detained, what the law says to the extent that is comparable to a formal arrest.

1:17:52 The then when they ask you questions, they have to have read you your rights. But before that, if they're not going to ask you any questions, they don't have to read you. OK, Stuff and stuff. Yeah, all. Right, yeah, We're not anti police. There's just. I just want to. Know do you understand? What is my rights? What is their rights? You know what can we do? Just like our fellow that was working at the healthcare center, the police are going to do exactly as little as they have to do when it comes to that. They're going to, you know, safeguard your Miranda rights by reading you that card when they're going to question you. But a lot of times they don't. And that's where you, you know, whether it's by mistake or by design, you know, that's up to open for debate. But that's, you know, a lot of a lot of the cracks in the sidewalk are there, but you know, they have to have arrested you and then be questioning you or have done something that is supposed to elicit some kind of incriminating response from you, you know, and.

1:18:44 You hear you. You see in like movies and TV shows where they get off on that technicality, like you didn't read them the rights and we had to let them go. Well, I got so many clients when they come into my office and they're just like, we didn't remember I'm our heights man, that that that arrest is illegal and all that stuff like Bud, but yeah, that's. Not how it works but. You know, law and order's great. I love it. But you know, no. Well, that that's why we have you on the show, Rick, because a lot of people get their legal advice from Law and Order or from. Television, right? Yeah, they. Do it's nice to get some some clear answers and have things cleared up and like that. Ian, were you trying to say something? I was. Going to say, yeah, like is there is there a case of where somebody can be let go for not being read their rights? I mean they were questioned but weren't read their rights.

1:19:25 Well, not let go, but any statements they made might be thrown out because of the lack of reading the Miranda rights. You know, they didn't warn them that you don't have to answer these questions, buddy. So, and I mean, I've gotten in the recent like last two years or whatever, several large cases thrown out because their statement was all they had. And so once the statement goes away, then they don't have a case. And so, you know, in those cases, it becomes very important to analyze, you know, or their rights protected and all that. I'll just tell everyone homework assignment, look up Gideon versus Wainwright. Well, it was right here, baby Judge. Turner in our hometown. Yeah, Judge Turner, actually, I used to know him before he passed.

1:20:07 He was the public defender, that or the lawyer that established the the right to having a public defender. And it happened right here in Bay County, so. Nice. OK. Well, I appreciate you answering those questions. Identification stuff though, like with say a mall cop gets you or you know, Walmart security or whatever, you know, you don't have to identify yourself to private citizens at all. Some of them have the right to temporarily be paying you and they can hold you, but there's no legal requirement for you to you. Know I'm. I'm serious. Like bouncers is a good question. Yeah, if I'm trying, if someone's trying to get into a bar and they ask you for your ID, you legally have to give it to them, don't you? You don't have to legally give it to them. If you want to go in there legally, you know they can legally require you to give it to them to get in, but that's that's a consensual exchange.

1:20:56 OK. And it's not in, you know it, It's that's if you want to do this, you have to show me this, otherwise you can't do this. So I mean, it's an agreement between two people or, or the establishment and the person that you have to satisfy certain requirements. And the only way you can do that is. By this you got to do this. Exactly. The other one is just give me your ID, you know, whatever. So. All right, Well, good. Thank you. Appreciate that. Reckon send. Your a lot. You might. Yeah, I know. Seriously, you might as well hang out for this last segment. We're going to do our new segment called. Sounds like a crime, but it's not.

1:21:37 Stroke in the streets hits the. Streets and question about jerking off outside the way. Yeah, exactly. That's. Sort of kind of like this actually. No stroke has hit the streets and I got 2 videos here. 1 is about a blumpkin and the other one I'll just let stroke set it up. Well, if we're doing the Blumpkin does, I don't know if everybody knows what that term means. It means you're getting a blowjob where you're shit. That's what it means. I've seen Harold and Kumar too. I know what it means. And a lot of people. So you're in a bar here in this particular video, and my favorite part about this video, I have to tell you guys, is the beginning where you're like sort of singing the song that's played, and you kind of like, walk up to this lady and you're going, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hilarious. Also subscribe to Patreon. Also, subscribe to Patreon or on Spotify or you're not going to be able to see these videos.

1:22:21 Here you go. This is the first video of this week's Stroke in the Streets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was talking to the guys over there. They didn't know what a blumpkin was. I'm like, how do you know what that is? You know what a blumpkin is? Oh, it's really nasty. I'm not going to be gross. They were just, they were, they were laughing. I don't think I'll wear it differently. When a woman gives you a little oil while you're pooping, I'm like, that's gross. Like it's not a blumpkin. I read on the Internet I. Like unipause that's gross. Who's are you talking to? The black guy or the old woman?

1:23:01 You. Know he's talking to this. He's talking to this lady right here. The black guy just happens to just be here. Yeah, he's just have it all right there. Yeah. I like how it changed it to oil. Yeah, I tried to catch. That so I could fix all anything when it said oil, that's what. I like, why do people do that? That's what was it? Don't you think it's gross? Yeah. Who's name of that? Kind of people nasty. Oh yeah. I mean, I can't imagine like why somebody's pooping and then doing that. That's great. You're. Terrorizing people. Then she's dancing. The lady's dancing in the back.

1:23:45 Leave me alone. Stroke's done. She's not giving you eye contact anymore. She's like, if I keep looking forward, he'll get the hint. He's protesting too much. He wants a Blumpkin. Did you just did you know? You didn't know that person? It was just a random person at that bar. Christina's got these microphones and she's just recording. She's laughing her ass off. So funny. So the next one is I actually, I didn't really realize that there was a black dude in that first video. This next one might be involving one one of the same African American men because this is you talk, but it's you talking about your butt hole to basically on a phone where you're trying to like trying to get people to hear your conversation. Is that what's going on here?

1:24:29 Yeah, like eavesdropping. Yeah. Yeah, OK. All right. This is pretty funny. Oh, I. Don't want to meet her. Last time I was with her she said lick my ass. Do. You remember what she said. Look, you remember. What She said. You knew what I was talking. I remember. That so the right so just for people listening, stroke is standing right next to two guys and he's acting as he's on the phone and and telling somebody he does want to meet somebody because he tried to lick his butt hole. And I don't think the dudes heard you at first. So you end up repeating it again, which is coming up here. Then once she tried to, she tried to lick my ass and then tried to kiss me afterwards. I'm like no, hell no, you ain't going to kiss me after licking.

1:25:14 It. Yeah. I'm. Done. I am done. Oh my God, it's so funny. He is not having this coverage. He looks at you up. And down. You're right, Jenny. He looks me up and down. He's just like, I'm out. Like no, no hell. No, you don't kiss me. After this, it's like the audacity of this. These white people are crazy. These white people are crazy. Look, you're at Dave and Bucker's or something. Where are you even at there? Just somewhere over there destined this in my house. It's like the karaoke. It's like a pizza place, but it's also a karaoke place late at night. It's kind of a fun place, but.

1:25:57 They. Love it. They love it there when I go there. I love this. So that's this week's Stroke and Streets. We have more stroke and St. videos and we'll keep doing is the stroke heads out into the wild and and records these videos. We will play them for you every episode as he does them. And I think he's only going to get better in the summer as we head towards the summer, nicer weather, he can spend more time. That wants the real freak show up. Yeah, I got, I got a real. Microphone with our label on it and everything. Like what do you call the book? Like, yeah, we gonna, I'm gonna go and ask people questions. Yeah, this would be fun. All right, well, you got to make sure you join Spotify and Patreon so you can see those videos and see all the things that we've posted and shared and all the other stuff. And that's how you support the show. This is probably probably got like 1-2 more days to grab the shirt of the month for this month. And if that's not, we're moving on to a new shirt and you're lost.

1:26:48 And don't forget, we start next week. You got to listen for the secret phrase so that you can win a stake and a blowjob courtesy of not that. Well, it's just the again, just the stake. No blowjob. That's correct. How we settled this? We're just giving away the state and all that. And yeah, we're talking, well, that's a whole different contest. Dangle your, dangle your carrot, dangle your carrot at the Bunny Ranch. The for Easter. That's that's our Easter contest. The way you spun that, I mean I. I love it. I'm not saying we're not going to hell, I'm just saying that might just speed things up. Well, I mean, I could even I could, I already could picture the graphic like we could we could put we could put Jesus in a Bunny costume. No, I don't think we did put Jesus. Could put this little carrot hanging out?

1:27:28 No, you want to. Do this out of it I. Was going to say like I mean you show the hooker you rest erection. Exactly, exactly. I love it. But we'll get to that as we get closer to Easter and we'll do the dangle your carrot at the Bunny Ranch. But right now we're giving away steak and a blowjob. Or just the steak. You get the blowjob courtesy. Blowjob's on you. Not that damn show, but that starts next week, so make sure you're listening. Everybody stay safe and we will see you next time. Bye and say bye to Jen because I don't think she's coming back. Hey, this was really fun, we hope you liked it too. You know, we've had a lot of laughs tonight. Seems like we've just begun when suddenly we're through but. I'll tell you what's not funny. Bye. Goodbye, good friends, goodbye.

1:28:11 Kevin Strippers. 'Cause now it's time to go. Strippers are people too, naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later, behind the curtain in the VIP. Room. We'll see you very soon.