The Gang Gets Undicked | Ep 73 (Audio Only)

0:01 Yo, turn it up. Click the ball. The hosts are united, ready to go. They tried to kill it, but we're not that damn show. Fuck you back. Louder than you'll know. Corporate radio can kiss our ass. Try to make us. Bold, but we're. Not that. Damn show still wrong. Cut in bold. Come fuck you. Welcome to another exciting episode of America's Loudest Podcast. We are not that damn show.

0:45 Each one of us is here. 2 Angina's here. Stroke Mastro is here. Bubbles is here with it. I don't know why it's Bubbles today, but Ian is here as well. Stop asking why I do things, it's just I don't know why. Yeah, I don't know why you do. So much quicker to get through if you just don't question it. See here we are talking about it. Well, I'm just curious why you picked bubbles I guess. Why do I pick any of the names that I that I pick 'cause I watched something recently and I was just like, oh, I'll just call myself that. What did you watch with something had that bubbles in it? I have to know, 'cause the only thing I can think of when you say Bubbles, it was that Michael Jackson's monkey. Wasn't his monkey named Bubbles when he was alive? I think so. I was seeing Trailer Park Boys is what I was thinking about. That's what I thought at first. I. Didn't think about that. Duh.

1:26 See, I'm stoned so I didn't think about that. It's. Actually the last man standing, but let's just love that show. Oh, all right. Well, anyway, now that we got got that I do, I'm pretty excited about something that we're going to kick off next week in this stroke. This is completely his idea, his brainchild idea, but we're going to make it happen where we give away a steak and a blowjob to. That's false advertisement. I'm not doing home visits. We're giving away steak. That'd be funny. No, we're giving it. We're gonna give away a gift card to to Texas Roadhouse so you can get a steak and then you can go and get your own blowjob.

2:07 That's not up to. Us, yeah, let's we need that that like anytime there's like an advertisement and all the legal stuff comes afterwards really quick. Not responsible for your own blowjob. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly. Yeah, I I think I put in you, you posted about this, right? I'm trying to remember because there was. Yeah, we did. Yeah, I think we both did. Maybe. I don't know, but yes. And I said we would never got this pulled off with that company because they would have said somebody might choke on a Dick. You know, they get the attorneys involved in it. Think of all the shit that could go wrong they. Never get anything fucking done. They have to because they did kill somebody one time. So they, we, they can't, they can't, we, they don't want to have a show on there. That's like killing people with Dicks. So we don't want to do that and we're not going to do that even as a podcast.

2:49 So if you choke on a Dick, it's not our fault. If you choke on a steak, it's not our fault. It's also, it's also not Texas Roadhouse. The fault. They have nothing to do with this thing. This is just something that we're doing because we love you guys and we want to have some fun. But I'm not going to give you all the details to it right now. It will kick off next week. But you need to make sure you're following our Facebook page because that you have to be following the Facebook page to win, not the group, the page. Go over there and like it. Be a part of that page and then you'll know more in the next episode. Possibly, but that's all I want to give. I don't tell everybody everything you know, but you can get the stake in a blowjob that the I, I don't know, man, you figure out the blowjob thing yourself. Yeah, I think I have nothing to do with that. You could do it if you want to.

3:31 How's everybody's week? How do you think exciting happen? Spring cleaning this house. Fuck these kids. Fuck all the shit in this house. Yeah, it's feels like it's spring. I don't know. I'm ready to clean it all out. I want to burn it down, bring the whole house down. I feel you dude. My backyard is a jungle. Like I'm not even joking, like it is a legit jungle. I'm starting next week, I'm ripping all the dirt and everything out of there and I'm going to redo every fucking thing because it is so bad that I, I, it's embarrassing. Like I don't even want to be in my backyard. I hate that. Shit, yeah. Just had a lot of sex on Friday, a little bit in Saturday, 1:00 this morning. Yeah, that's really what I did. There's a lot like my Dick is swollen, remember?

4:12 God. Poor thing. Maybe get a sequel to that songs. It was how many times, how many times you have sex? Oh, I don't know if that count. I didn't know. I don't know how many times. It was just a lot. I was 'cause I, I drove over, you know, 'cause she, she hates when I say she's my part time wife. I'm like when I get to her Friday. She's mad. I know, I know, I said when I get there on Friday, you be ready. Have that hole ready for me. I did. I did. I even took one of them little. I took one of them Viagra pills or whatever. I got one of those little pills so I'd be ready. Yeah, those things are fun to take. Which? One did you get, We talked about this last week, I think. Which one was it? I don't know. I just somebody just, I got it from somebody and it wasn't, I wasn't, didn't get from like a doctor, doctor, but you know, oh God.

4:59 Remember. Remember when that one chick that used to be on the show, whatever her name was, I forget, but she used to do that Blue Chew commercials? Yeah, and you did the. Blue Chew commercials too. Dude didn't. You for a little while, yeah, because they finally were like, maybe we should have somebody like. Has a penis. Yeah, somebody else who can talk about it and I'm just like y'all, y'all could have came to me with this from the beginning, but they were just like, well, we didn't know if you guys wanted to advertise a boner pill. I'm like, does the does their check clear? Because I will. Maybe you should get Bluetooth to sponsor this podcast. Yeah, it's not like I can't get hard. You just take it. But it's like when you get on the air though and you talk about it, it's like feels like, oh, this Dick don't work, you know what I mean? Like. We could probably, we could probably have like a, a, a partnership with them were like, you know, at checkout.

5:44 Promo. Code dam or whatever and then they kick back something to us. It's worth looking into, I mean. That's a good. Idea. The one thing I miss is having a sales team because I mean, we should be making a lot more money than we are. Yeah, but the last sales team we have sucked. Yeah, this one's no. Better. We're doing just to do the best I can. I fucking created a whole campaign for some guy. Let me tell you guys, I created a whole campaign for some dude who just started his business. I created a video for him, a Jingle, all kinds of shit. He's going to sponsor the podcast and he fucking ghosted me. So, so it's like it's really difficult when you spend all that time doing that. And you also have a job too, you know, so it's, it's kind of frustrating.

6:24 But we do test sponsorships and, and we are sort of a marketing agency. So we will work with you to create your brand and help you build it up and we'll be a part of it. So if you want to work with us, we're definitely open to do stuff like that, but just don't ghost me. If you can't do it, you can't do it, that's fine. But. Just Speaking of ghosting, you know, today was the day I was going to have the second on to help me find Miss Guthrie. Oh. Yeah, you want. So what's? I did get an e-mail. I got it. So last night I was in bed. I went to bed early and I got a text and I looked at it this morning and the woman originally coming on said her daughter was sick and like you should have seen this coming. You didn't like? Well, I mean, sometimes kids. How old are the kid? Yeah. But I mean, if you're already, if you're already booked and you know you're coming on there, you should be able to look into the future and say. I mean, that's a valid point.

7:07 That's a valid point. That's. True. Maybe. I don't know how that works. So then I found this other lady somehow, I don't know how Christina kind of knows her, but reached out to her and Savannah Guthrie actually follows her, is looking at her story. And I sent part of it and I, so I sent her a couple messages today and then boom, nothing. I'm like, why would you not want to be on here? I'm not dogging her. Who knows what's happening? But I will say this, she's worked with the FBI and, and been able to find people. If she can help, I know that's putting a lot on your, your talent. I was going to go Friday. I was going to leave that. I'd have looked at plane tickets. Wait, so this lady, she's worked with the FBI and has helped the second lady? Yeah, yeah.

7:52 And Savan Savannah. I keep getting that lady's name. Savannah. Savannah, Savannah. I sent the screenshot to you guys. Did everybody see it today? Yeah, she's watching her, because this woman must be pretty good. Weird. OK. So I but I haven't heard anything back and I know she was active because I told one of my friends and he's like, oh, let me go check her out. She's kind of hot. I'm like, oh, OK. And then she followed him back, but then she didn't answer my text. I'm like, what did a mocker? I just wanted to hear her reading. But you know, you, you might have to give him a phone with me if I'm out there looking for it. And by the way, according to the text that I looked at today, the lady's. I don't think this might be a shocker to most people, but she's dead.

8:34 You're you're saying Savannah got. According to that Lady, Savannah Guthrie's mom is dead. That's the screenshot I have in front of me. It says she's, she's, she's passed. It's probably safe to say that she's dead. I don't think that's much. Stretching this point. Yeah, asshole. Yeah, I've been thinking that ever after like day 4. After like day four, I was like. Well, guys, I had a really good plan. I was going to go out there and I was going to find her if she was alive or if I needed a shovel or whatever. I went to Home Depot. There's $200,000 on the line. Do you know what that and I would split it with all of us because all of us are part of this team other than my I'd I'd just take away more that cost me to travel whatever. And then we'd all look at the math we didn't have on that.

9:16 You guys would be so proud of me. I. Would. Give you a free check cuz. I'm a medal, get a medal. I'm fucking mad about it because I didn't even think. I didn't even think about that money. There's money involved here. This bitch just lost us this chance to to gain potentially a few $100,000 and now she didn't show up and now she ruined it for. Us because she knows where the person is and she wants that money for herself which that's exactly I can't say I blame you that's. Valid. I guess I don't know. They said they found something in the news yesterday, found some blood and something else a mile from her house. I knew she's going to be close to her house. I was going to go out there and find her. I see the damn desert. Didn't they like block off like they blocked off the street yesterday? They weren't letting people down there and then they were like kicking the media out and shit.

9:57 So I, I don't even know, I haven't checked any updates. Does anybody even know what's going on at this point? I'm I'm not up to date either. I was waiting for today. I was. Hoping the psychic was going to tell us everything. I mean, I was going to bring my my gun because it's Arizona will recognize my Florida concealed license. And I, I mean, I don't know who I'm out there fighting, but I'll, I'll kill a son of a bitch. I was hoping to rescue her, which would be bad. I got a big shootout and then I got this old lady who can't hardly move, you know. But I mean, I. Even prepared. But I have to tell you guys, I even like prepared to do like prepped for the show. Like I actually did stuff instead of just coming on here like, all right, let's see what happens. Like I actually had questions for this lady and I was why do I waste my fucking time?

10:42 I'm so mad, right? Now, well, she. This whole show's a waste of time. Who? Knows she may she may come on if she does, we may have some kind of special we can put on a Patreon or something. I don't know if I get an answer I'd. Be fine if listen, I'll tell you what, if she even texts you while we're in the middle of the show, we'll do like a breaking. She could just break in. Breaking. Breaking news with the We got our psychic on the show. Psychic. Yeah, NTDS alert. That's what we need. We need, we need an NTDS alert. Sound effect. Fuck, I ain't gonna make that. Damn it. So much stuff. So anyway, I hate to this point people, but I was planning on it was about I have to fly to Pensacola, which is a little bit of drive for me, but it was about 600 something bus because it's last minute.

11:24 But if I would have got the details, I'd have been on a plane Friday, right after my morning show, and I'd have spent the weekend looking for it's. OK, just stroke and a shovel. Why don't you just do it anyway? I don't understand what's stopping you. I don't know where to go I. Was going to say he doesn't know where she. Is, I mean, I'm really big. I don't like she's near a plant, you know? Like what? Lots of. Lots of shrubs, you know we're going to start what shrub you're going to pick. Well, here here at this point, you know this this episode is going to be this episode comes out on Tuesday. So if any, when you hear this episode, if any of you are psychic or know of a psychic that wants to connect with us and then we can get stroke out there this next weekend or so to go to go find Nancy got the all work together.

12:06 Mikey, you got me that microphone with a little thing on it. I was getting right in front of her house. I was gonna do breaking live news. I was gonna be all over the place. And then I was gonna stop people who's jogging down the street and I'm like, can I look in your backyard? And they said no, go. Oh, why? Why, Yeah. Are you guilty? Yeah, what you what you hiding back there? Yeah, what the fuck? Call the cops. I would have probably dealt with the cops I'm sure a couple times. You'd get the cops called on you. Yeah, I hope so, to be honest with you. All right, that's all I got. All right. Well, we appreciate that stroke. That's our update on the Nancy Guthrie case. So we still haven't found her and nobody has found her and she's probably dead at this point. So we've accepted that, but we're going to try to find the body so that we can get some money. Let's move on to our voicemails and. Yeah, because what's the?

12:50 Reward not. That damn show. Don't you want to leave us a message on that damn voicemail? Yeah, I can tell you how to leave us a message on that damn voicemail. Call 916312. DAM. And. Damn. 916312 DAM. And. Damn. Sorry Ian, I did not do that on purpose. I swear to God I was. Like, yeah, but yeah, was is the reward dead or alive? Like if she's dead are we still fine or do we get the money? That's a great question. OK, good. Because I was worried about that as well. If she's like do we we get all the money? Like it's not like they only get half. Yeah, you get half like Dead half Alive 200, No. I think it was. I mean, I really hope that she's wrong and she is alive. I'm not really mocking it, but I don't believe she is and I would have.

13:31 I just want to give the family their body back so they can have a peaceful rest for. She's alive, she's alive. That's more likely they make a movie about you starring Channing Tatum. I know my luck. I'd pick my luck. I'd pick her up getting a car accident and she'd die. Tatum, I don't think that's who it's. I don't think that's who would play stroke. I gotta be honest with you. I don't know who it would be, but I don't think it would be Channing, even though everyone says you guys look so much alike. Yeah, when we were putting Stroke and I were working together, that was a running joke. Yeah, Stroke looks just like Channing Tatum, my ass. They look more like Ian's ass than. For real. That's hilarious. All right, so we got a bunch of comments and we do have a handful of voicemails and we'll start off with those. And the first one is from Jesse, who hasn't. I haven't heard from Jesse in a while, but he's checking in so. They're doing Jesse.

14:22 I just I just quit my job with his and that it was his one the one of the worst things and that was last so so I'm doing fine. Well, he's doing fine. At least sound like he like he quit his job something. And I, I'm just going to try to decipher because there was a part I couldn't really understand. He quit his job something, something somebody's mood swings or something. Maybe his boss was heading to any mood swings and that was the last. Straw Mike, if we got any budgeting money where we can maybe get him to be our voice guy. Yeah, actually we probably could pay him to be our voice guy. I have 10.

15:03 Bucks or something I can. Throw him a little bit of money, just record him a little bit. If he'll just let me, if I just record a couple minutes of his voice, I can pretty much do anything I want with it at that point. Already done. So it sounds weird. It does sound weird, but it is true. Jesse, feel free to let us know if you're open to be our voice guy. If you need a job, we got you. Hey so I'm driving into work as I do almost every single day and I see this almost guy on the side of the road same spot every single day with his setup, his tent, his table, all his junk. It made me realize if his home is the side of the road in that spot that he's made his own designated spot.

15:44 Is he really homeless or does he live there? Just thought I thought that out there. Love you guys. Bye. Deep thoughts. Philosophical. Philosophical. I mean, I guess the world is our home. The world is your toilet. You go wherever you want to. You can live and poop whatever wherever you want. And thinking California can pretty much live anywhere on the streets. Yeah, that's that's true. I remember the old story. When I got the Roseville, they told me that the homeless people came into Roseville in Placer County. They would bring them back to Sacramento. Like literally overstate line, county line and be like shoot. Let me tell you, they're not doing a good job of that right now because there's been some weirdos walking around. And I hate to be that guy, but man, Mandy and I were driving through our neighborhood and there was this guy.

16:25 He looked like he looked homeless as fuck. And he's walking like out of the development we live in. And I'm like. Homeless as fuck. Like how the fuck this guy doesn't belong here OK there's no reason for you to be in this area. This is all houses and schools and you look sketchy as Hells. And I'm not trying to be a Dick. Like I get if I see somebody sometimes I'll help them but this was sketchy as hell. I didn't call the police or anything but like they're not They need to step their game up. I don't want. What they what they call them out there in California, Unhoused. Unhoused I'm like, but homeless means I don't homeless. I don't have a home. It's the same. Damn word stroke. It's offensive. Everything is fucking offensive. It's. True, I've never met a homeless person who said that's offensive.

17:08 No. Because. They don't care, they got other shit to do. It's. Ridiculous or undicked, I mean. Yeah. You're undicked. You're not. That's what it is. From now on you're that's you're undicked. Undicked individual. That's what women are. That's what start calling women undicked. You're not even a. Woman anymore. You were just an undicked individual. I did see that one woman and like tell. Everybody I've ever said. I did see that one woman who worked at that one station we worked at who said, you know, love to tell everybody she was a Rainbow Warrior every break. Oh, she got fired. She's undicked. She never. Yeah, she's undicked. She's undicked, unemployed. Yeah, she. Wow. Jobless or unjobsed?

17:50 Ridiculous, jobless, all the things. Fuck her man. That's what you listen. I don't want to be a Dick, but I'm going to you. Literally just said fuck her. I know that's what you get when you make your whole personality, your sexual orientation. I'm sorry. I'm just like, you could be gay, be gay. I support you. I encourage that. But I'm just saying you don't have to make that your whole life. Uncared. Yeah, and when you make that about your career too, you get UN careered, unjobbed. Unemployed. Then they fired that morning guy, too. They're firing everybody over there. Yep, they have been unhired that fucking. Station is UN stationed like they're done. Man.

18:33 It's unbearable. It's unlistenable. Like let me tell you, it is not good. Yeah, I haven't checked in. I haven't checked in months, but I looked at their ratings. So I'm like, yeah, I'd clean house too. Just fire everyone. Fuck. Because a lot, because a lot of people don't know if you, if you ever want to, if you ever want to go look, you can. Radio ratings are public knowledge. You can go look at them. So if you ever be like, oh, man, like, how could they put this shit on? They must be tanking. Yeah. But those public numbers are kind of bullshit though I guess. Yeah, you get like the big number, like the there are. Numbers. But they're a decent indication of, like, where the station's going. Kind of, yeah. Yeah, it depends for a layman. Yeah, exactly.

19:16 A couple more voicemails here. Hey. So I just realized, and this could because I'm really stoned, but I can tell SpongeBob isn't really the main character of SpongeBob SquarePants because Patrick is the star. Shut the fuck up. What? The fuck? Who are these people? I. Don't, I don't know. And it's funny because that voicemail came in through our our website. I've yeah, I always forget that you can leave voicemails on our website and somebody literally went to the. Website and goodness, so dumb. He why did he sound like Buffalo Bob though it?

19:57 Was very I'm voicemail him. I know. Nah. Keep calling in. That was pretty creepy, but it. Was. Very creepy. Last one last. Voicemail. What the fuck girl? In the last episode with the pegging call me. Would never. I would never. Fucking do that to you man. I heard my fucking name dropped in there dude. Like we, it's a fuck. Later. Is he talking? But did you say he was the one that said you were getting pegged? Is that what he was? Talking, I was like, I'm I'm just trying to narrow down who's leaving these fucking comments. And I'm like, it's somebody fucking with me. And it's not Danny either, because he also reached out after that episode.

20:39 He's like, I want, I want to let you know. Trust me, if it was me, I'd have fucking told you. Damn, maybe it's the person who actually pegged you, I mean. No one. Pegged me. I don't know. Well, whoever it is need to come clean. We want to know. Yeah, stop hiding behind the anonymity and show yourself. Unpacked, it's. Pig and stick. Oh man, that's funny shit. We do have some some comments too to get to the first one here. Is this person just subscribed on here for the video to support the show? Definitely worth it. He says is the best podcast ever. This is from Chris. He's subscribed on Spotify. What you can do by the way, you can subscribe on Spotify.

21:20 We're on Patreon, support the show. That's we appreciate you Chris. Thank you. Oh oh so the next 1 is really long. You guys can't read that? So I'm going to read it to you because this actually this came in through a voicemail or not an e-mail to us and I have to read it to you guys says I can't listen to your show on full volume in my car anymore. Last week I was in a Taco Bell drive through. I paused your show to order food and the girl at the window was cute, smiling and a little flirty. She handed me my food, I said thanks and then did what I always do, press the play button to keep to keep listening. It wasn't the exact moment Stroke yelled I'm going to lick your butt hole. So I guess I can't go to Taco Bell anymore. And then he goes and then today I'm pulling into my work parking lot and one of my black Co workers was standing out there having a smoke.

22:15 You guys were playing funny videos that you found online. And right as I pull into my space next to the black Co worker, my speaker blast out the video of the black guy going thank God for the white man. Like I said, we just ruined this dude's life. You had a bad day. Says I'm pretty sure my Co worker thinks I listen to white nationalist radio in the cards now, which is fucking hilarious. What channel is that on? Yeah, where is that station? Wet. You listen to WET. Why Entertainment key? Sorry, Corey, we, we always say it's probably best to keep us at a low volume.

22:56 Actually, I tell people. It's absolutely not. If you're in your car driving right now listening to us, roll your windows down so that any stop light you. Yeah, because, because we want people to spread the word. So if somebody next to you at the stop light right now has their window down, look at them and be like, not that damn show. Give it a listen. I still want Jen to read a a whole like a part of a novel dirty so I can go at the gas station and do this kind of the same thing and fuck with people. Yeah, Stroke in the wild. We got to do that. We have stroke in the wild coming up in the next episode. It's a couple really good videos that stroked it. It would be really funny. A couple more comments here, actually more than a couple. There's a bunch this one says.

23:37 Thank you Mikey for bringing back the much needed clip. In that clip he's talking about is that one because that gay is that is one of the best clips ever. We definitely needed that. You're welcome Diego. This next one here is from Alan says. I once got a ticket that I had framed in decent exposure for a peace to a peace officer in a moving vehicle. So you've known somebody? He says that's what was written on the ticket. Got drunk and hung my ass out of the window as we drove down the Main Street. Cop was parked on the side street. This was back in the 90s. That's a good ticket to have framed. I would frame that. I would frame that too. Yeah. That's. Awesome. My wife here, Mandy NTDSHR says I should sell NTDS sourdough and I believe everybody agrees with that statement.

24:19 Hell. Yeah. She is literally on the other side in in the kitchen right now making she's making bread, she's making sourdough English muffins and sourdough cinnamon rolls my house. I love when she baked and your. Wife just started start making sourdough too. What the fuck is going on? I think. It's Mandy. I think Mandy told her something about making bread and she made some bread. It was Mandy's recipe and it was delicious. Yeah, tell, tell Mandy she should score it with NTDS like our logo. She needs to score her sourdough. I'll be over to pick some up later. Jen said you should score the sourdough with NTDS. She said OK. We'll sell a recipe book shit we ain't got. We just need money. We'll just do our we'll do a whole recipe book. I got some recipes things that I make too. We. Could and these are.

25:00 The real. Recipes. That we make, it's really funny. I'll say that because I, I, I cook for my girlfriend all the time and she's like, she's like, I need to make, she wants to make a recipe book of just shit that I've made for her. How Let's do that? We should do that for real. That could be like a Christmas thing that we release. That's a good idea, Jen. Write that down. I think that's a really good idea. I'm also still working on our other book. Oh yeah, the coloring book. Well, never mind, I guess. Well, not a surprise there. I fucked it up. Cut it out, Cut it out. We can beep. It out, I'll beep it out I'm. Gonna write a little book about how how to clean your dishes when you're done cooking. You know, as you go for women, Ian. Women. That will know for Ian. Oh my bad. You motherfucker. Just tried to fizz all the ladies off today. I'm doing.

25:42 A great job doing a great job. We got some more messages here. Anyway, sourdough. Good stuff, Stephanie says. I used to work at a porn shop. I had a customer who tried to return a pocket pussy after he used it. And no, that's fucking disgusting. Are you serious? Other people are the worst part of life. Yeah. Oh, I should try to do that with my microphone, but it's nasty. I don't listen. That's disgusting and I would love it if you did that because I think that'd be fucking hilarious. And I know that's so gross, but also I'm curious how somebody would react to something like that. I probably, you know what? I quit. That's that. It really I would too like do whatever you want to. You can have everything in the store. I'm out of here. Especially if I have it like it's real juicy and it just kind of like drips on the counter.

26:26 Saying juicy gross man, come on. You ruin every conversation you. Can put some just kind of liquid inside of it to make it look like it. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's like like milk. Or something so nasty. Traumatize somebody. This one's from your wife here. Stroke, Christina Marie. Lady Stroke. She says part time wife. She's mad at you. I'm full time. Not my fault you're only part time conscious because you're old and and can't function every day without a nap. All right, man. And then she give you the middle finger. I nap all the time too. I don't understand what's so wrong about that. Sometimes people will just nap. Sleep. Yeah. Thank you. He gets up early. When you work morning radio, naps are essential.

27:09 You need them to survive. That's true. I wouldn't know. I don't work morning radio, Ally Cakes here says. Did you guys hear about the the hear about the What'd you say? Neither does Rob. For now, neither does, neither does Neanderthal, and neither does the lesbian from 9. No, but none of them do this one. This prosescus. Have you heard about the Midget St. worker on Stockton Blvd. in Sacramento? Is that real? Oh my God. Live there? I don't know. Oh my God. Yeah, we we need confirmation. So, Sacramento listeners, can anyone verify this? We need pictures, we want visual, we want visual confirmation. So proof of life. It's a Midget hooker.

27:50 Is that what we're? That's what I'm picking up right now because that's Stockton Blvd. where the where the hoes hang out. If you're and look, if you are, if if, if you're a Midget and you're even like slightly attractive, I guaranteed like you could probably make a killing on only fans. I'm sure there's plenty of midgets on only fans. I'm sure they're already. I'm assuming there are, but it's just like that's some kind of weird bucket list thing for a lot of people, so they they would subscribe. Let me see how many midgets are in America, Do you? Want me to ask our sponsor ChatGPT? Yes. You search, I'm searching y'all Have fun. I mean, I don't think they like the word midgets, but you know, and. But they know what you mean, so we're. Bringing it back, We're bringing it back. Well, let's see, roughly 30,000 to 40,000 people. According to our sponsor Chad GBT, there's roughly 30 to 40,000 people with some form of dwarfism in America. I've got 30,000 to 65,000.

28:49 All right, so we're just making up numbers. Well, I mean, that's pretty fair. I said 30 to 40 has went a little bit higher. So I think we're, you know, we're somewhere in the range of, you know, under 70,000. I'm going to say about 50,000. About 50,000. Oh, did you know 7500 members are a part of the Little People of America? Do you have to be? Oh my God, that's a real thing. That is a real thing. So where do they meet and can I go? How do we it strokes microphone? Do you have to be a little person? I'm assuming so. Little People of America, The LDA. Can I get sponsored by? Nonprofit organization that provides support, advocacy and resources for people who are of short stature and their families. So there's not a convention.

29:30 I bet there is. Pretty sure. Little people convention. Oh yeah, $55 annual membership. Mike, you see this when you're looking at it. No, I didn't scroll any further. That's. That's a good deal. That's a good deal. They're not. Going to turn down money. They're just going to take it. So, like Jen, how tall are you? 5 foot 5. Foot one. Close enough 5 foot 1 1/2 you can be my family. We need to squat that day when you go in. I know we'll just just we'll tell them you're shorter. Perfect. All right, we're going to figure this out and. We're you identify as a Midget? I can I will lead with that I identify. But but back to this, we do need someone to confirm the Midget St. worker on Stockton but for us, so please send us a picture.

30:11 A couple more here last. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, what? Did you find him? The 37th Dwarf Athletic Association of America National Games will be held in New Orleans in 2026. Oh my God, wait wait, tickets marketing I did #18. Tickets to my ass, I want to go. Oh yeah, let's go, we. Can broadcast live from there. Oh. My God. Yes, it just says in 2026. So literally a Dwarf Athletic Association national games. I must be there. Every break we do have to do, when we talk, we have to use helium do. You remember we did that on the radio before? Do you remember that you, you stroke. You did the WTF news with a helium voice.

30:51 Yeah, Oh my God, that was hilarious. We need to go. I think it's in July, but either way, like I'm I, I'm. Gonna follow this. Who cares? I I know I. Once asked our sponsor Chad TBT, what kind of games midgets play? Kind of games? What? Kind of games. Play. At their sporting, maybe. We just chase them, like maybe we get to be involved and we just run around and chase some midgets. Here we go, Ched. Hates me. I know it does. It's like dude, what are you talking about sporting events for? Did they do track and field? Swimming, basketball, soccer, powerlifting.

31:32 What? Oh fuck yeah. There's a lot of pictures of midgets on my right. Now soccer, volleyball. Oh my God, I have to. I'm going to this. I don't care. And listen, we're not. We're not. I know it sounds like we're making fun of you. We're not. We're. I don't think we have a Midget listener, but you can. I know we probably don't. I mean, I wouldn't watch your Midget do anything. I mean watch your Midget shit. I'm like, this is funny. God. Nope. Nope. OK, no. Man, God damn it. OK, let's move on. Fucking. Hell, a little bit turds. I bet it's like a little bit like rabbit *** Turds. Although rabbit, once we find out where this is, now you got me. I got it. Now I want to know. Once we find out when this is, we need to get tickets. We do. All right, the next shirt, somebody says Donald says it should be the River Cooter shirt. Yep.

32:17 Which I think is pretty funny and I don't know. What? I don't know what it is. But all right next, Sir River Cooter. Was I not here for this conversation? Yeah, I think that was one of the episodes. Oh, you. Mean yeah, I think you might have missed that episode. It was 2 episodes ago. Dude. It's River Cooter. Yeah, kind of like an Otter of sorts. I. Was thinking about the other day and they sent The Daily Show down there and it was Helms and I can't find it online. I don't know if they made him take it down, but he went out there and interviewed people because Ian, you know, the Cooter Festival is River Cooter. It's a, that's what they call it. You know that that's down here in Florida. That's how that came up. Ed Helms the actor. Yeah, he was on The Daily Show. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I can't find the episode.

32:57 I don't know if they yanked it down or what. I've looked everywhere. Yeah, Steve Carell was on The Daily Show, and Ed Helms was. Yeah, I didn't know Ed Helms was though. And last one here finally just from Nico's Gen. sucks so. Hi Nico, you fucking asshole. Wow, wow, let's beat that. That's huh. I really think we should probably beep. That beep. Why would I beep that? I wouldn't beep. Anything. Dude. I've been nice enough. I've been nice enough. Shut the fuck up. Go away. I mean, the guy is kind of an ass. I didn't have to put that comment in there, that's for sure. But you know. Thanks. Thanks, Mikey. I thought it was funny after going through all those all those comments.

33:40 The last one was just Nico's. The Gen. sucks. It's all I. Mean I was like 95% of that is Nico's fault, but Mikey chose to put that there just to just to get a rise out of you. So Mikey's also a Dick. I could have left it. You're welcome. In case he needs to beep it again, she caught him a fan I'm. Going. To. Beep it. I'm not even going to beep it. It is what it is, OK. So we are going to get so cancelled. We, I like who, who, who can cancel. We don't even hate everybody. We just fuck with everybody. By them there's nobody we can't get cancelled. We we're we are funded by the listeners like So what they going to cancel them for themselves? They're going to be mad.

34:21 I'm going to cancel the show I pay for. Literally was trying to get sponsors like 30 minutes ago and then Jen and Stroke just ruined it. Well, I, I know a guy that's like, you know, he's a gay guy, super cool guy and he calls he, he goes, that guy is super queer. You know, I got the, he just the way he describes it, he's like, he's too gay. He don't like being around super, super gays. He's too gay. I'm like he's too. Gay. I don't know. I guess you could be too gay, I guess. You call me a cracker if you want to, but I'm only 99% of 1. Whose dogs are that? Not mine. Look, look, look at Dad. She's yelling. She's. Like a mother, I saw a mother fucker shut up. I think I just is what she said.

35:06 Turn the fucking make the dog shut up. Wow. That was great. That was aggressive. That was very aggressive. By the way, my sister-in-law has two queer dogs. I just want to tell you that they lick each other's Dicks. Feel like. How do you know they're gay? He. Just like you can. Text her they're they're constantly like just doing gay shit. Even her sister tell you they're just gay. Maybe not gay, they just like to do gay things. All righty. Wouldn't that make you gay, Mike? If I wanted to shake you in the butt, wouldn't that make me gay? It's sugar if you're gay. All right, let's squash this. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.

35:47 I got to squash this. Is it fruit in the tank or sugar in the tank? It's sugar. I say fruit. Shoot, it's sugar. I thought. It's sugar. I. Always said fruit. Honey Boo Boo said fruit, and I'm going to say fruit. Oh, so we're, so we're going off of what Honey Boo Boo said, OK. That's my life. That's your life. God damn that is a good representation of America still to this day as a matter of fact. Jenny, you ready to get into WTF news? I think we should do that. Let's do. That what the? Is going on here. What the? What the? What? The. What the All right, so today's first story comes straight from the dark web. I love the dark web, it's my favorite.

36:28 I actually don't go there but. Was it gonna be dark? I always, yeah, it's racist, but I always do. You have to like, you have to have like a different browser and shit like that to kind of get access to the dark web and. Yeah. I'm good. Yeah, well, somebody on the dark web decided that the next big weight loss weight loss trend would be the tapeworm diet pills. Oh my God. Oh yeah, I've heard of this before. So, yeah, as in, like the tapeworms that dogs get. Yeah, what they'll do, Yeah, people get. Tapeworms, they do. So here's what went down. A 21 year old woman bought capsules filled with tapeworm eggs, a variety of them, and at first, after she took them, she lost tons of weight. But then, yeah, then she started getting stomach cramps, fainting, headaches, and lumps under her chin. Fast forward to almost a year later, a doctor starts scanning her and discovers there's multiple cysts in her brain, in her tongue, and her liver.

37:36 Turns out she didn't just get one tapeworm, she got multiple species throughout her entire body, including the pork tapeworm, which is apparently the final boss of parasites from what I've. Read Yeah, that's that'll kill you. Yeah, she ended up in the hospital for three weeks getting anti parasitic meds and steroids and surprisingly she did recover but they were crawling out of her ass. It. Was so bad. There was worms in her, I bet her. There was like worms in her shit when she pooped I bet. Yeah, yeah. That they, they would like try to climb back. It was terrible. It was terrible. Apparently it's hell of popular. People are still buying them all over the dark way. What'd you say, Ian?

38:19 So when she's talking about worms coming out of their asses, anyone's just like, clench a. Little Yeah, I. Know, but I've I've told you and this is true. I mean this is maybe they don't remember this but when I was a little kid my mom would shine a flashlight in my butt hole. You have talked about this. Yeah, and to see if you have worms and it's a real thing, look it up. They also put tape around your asshole and the worms will crawl and stick to the tape. Google it, I'm not making it up. I'm sorry, but like, this might be unpopular to say, but if you're stupid enough to do that and you die, I don't feel sorry for you. Because look, I, yeah, I mean, it's like dieting. There's so there's like a million different diets out there and you decide to to get tapeworm eggs in pill form, you have to be a special kind of retardant. Like just just take whatever the pill is that everyone's taking nowadays.

39:09 What's everybody on Ozempic or whatever do that? I don't understand. Or just get off your fat ass and walk around the block a couple times. Diet, exercise, do it the old fashioned way. I cannot believe people are buying fucking tapeworm eggs off the dark web of all things. What the fuck? Yeah, what the? Fuck, don't buy anything off the dark web, but definitely don't buy tapeworm eggs off the dark web. That's really disgusting. I'm surprised she survived in all honesty. I got to the end. I was like, did she die? She should have died. I'm. Disappointed on that too. I'm kind of disappointed. We don't need people like that on on don't if. Anything. We need people like her to die, so people will not do that. Yeah, she should have been an example. The dark, the dark web.

39:53 But you get whatever, you know, if you, if you, if there's never, none of this shit is ever going to stop. Because if the dark web exists, it's there's going to be. What is it used to be called the Silk Road where you could go and get any drug, anything you ever wanted in on on the dark web. So that stuff still exists. So anything you want is going to you're going to, but you just got to find you got to figure out how to get to it and make sure you're not, you know, buying, you know, child nastiness and God knows what. See, that's the thing. Like, I don't want to play around in the dark web because you never, you never know where you're going to end up by an accident. Yeah, I just watched a really fantastic documentary about some guys that worked for the worked for national security who like that's their whole job. It's tracking down the dark web, those types of sites, the child predator sites.

40:37 And man, they just like knocked down a whole bunch of them, like 17 of them recently. And I was like, that's awesome. It makes me. Happy that they're they're doing that, but I couldn't even imagine the shit that they see and Oh yeah, the the trauma that they. Can want to think about. It from I know me either, it's just fucked up. Yeah, yeah. Heroes. Yeah. All right, so we're going to go over to China. China, they had a Spring Festival gala that featured a performance with humanoid Kung Fu robots that were dancing, flipping performing martial arts choreography alongside human dancing. No, thank you. These new. Robots demonstrated improved synchronization, balance, and joint control compared to.

41:18 I guess they did this last year too. I didn't see this last year, but this is something I guess they're doing for a second time around. And these robots are apparently way more badass. We are so fucked as we are fucked. We are fucked. I know, show you, let me show you. This shit, it's just going to kill. US 4 rising humanoid. Robot startups. Get the hell out of here. Oh. Hell no. Basic They're moving like humans. For a televised event, well. We had a good run sort. Of. Like this is it, this is the beginning this. Is the beginning. This is. When in in 50 years when when people are looking back like when was the trigger the people going to find not that damn showed up like this video was not even like this video and they're not even like, you know, slow. Moving Terminators.

42:03 These are Jackie Chan robots. Look at them. Look at them learning all these. Look at imagine. If they just decided to just stab those children, that's what I'm like. Oh my God. Good Lord. Terrifying. But yeah, yeah. So they, they're. Yeah. It's a it's a public. Flex people are saying it wasn't just for television. This is them flexing on their robotics progress. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, there's. Like tell America to. Watch out. Yeah, we're competing with China like. I don't really want us. I don't want anybody to win this, no, But I hope that we do. You know, if if anybody is going to win, I want it to be us. So I was reading that Elon Musk. Has like publicly acknowledged about the robotics companies in China, making them a major competitor.

42:46 So I looked into it and there's over 500,000 smart robotics companies in China alone. Oh my God, that's insane. And they're nearly, what is it, $935 billion in capital? My God, it's insane. It's a little scary to me. What a lot of scary to me doing like, have we? Not seen. You know, I robot, what's any of this shit? Fucking Terminator. Anything like we're This is why are we doing this? I don't understand why does it continue to get pushed? It's like we all know the outcome of this. We've all seen, like, if you haven't seen the Matrix, we all know the outcome of this. This is a really bad idea. Well, I for one welcome our robot overlords.

43:27 And I was on their side the whole time. You're on China's side, or. Shut up, I'm just trying to be on the robot's good side. So they don't kill. If I get a Chinese robot, I want to go back. You know, I wanted to sound like it's from China. We should say thank you to our sponsor chat sheet, PT I. Want to sound like Jackie Chan? Also, what am I robot to sound like if it comes from China? Yeah, no robots. For me, what about? These sex robots, like I've seen some of these. Things too like that like you we got robots that are going to kick basically are going to kill people and then robots that people are sleeping with now there's we're going to stop reproducing and we're and they're going to kill us as time goes on we're just done everybody's done let's answer this question we're all. In relationships or marriages, if your significant other came home and caught you with a robot, how would they react?

44:15 Oh, my wife would be very upset. I'd. Probably end up on dateline for. Sure. Dead. Yeah, dead like because. Like I, I. I we've had this. Conversation before and it's like it's a really weird thing to think about because you think about sex toys and stuff like that. But it the the difference is is this thing is made to look like a human and might even have a personality or something. I just think my wife would leave me. Yeah, 'cause also you're sleeping with a robot. And it's just I was. Gonna say like. You see what? There's something wrong with you. To what level? Of. Like like what kind of like are we talking? Like you're taking it down Just like. But what? But is it like the the kind of? Sex robot that does that just lays there and just looks or like a sex doll or like a companion side level yeah, that's a good question. Sex doll, it's like there's.

44:59 This movie called. Companion where she's a little little sex robot, but she looks like us, talks like us and then there's the ones that are just like. It's a great, great representation. I'm a one that's a little Moody, you know? It's like more real if I was going to have one, you know, Like you don't know what you're coming home to. Sometimes just a little grumpy. What's your daylight Won't shut the fuck up. You know, like I need it. It feels more natural. No, no. That's why people are moving to sex robots. They don't deal with what you just said. I need one that maybe he's like I can't do. It this week I'm having my period Okay, no, only stroke would want a robot that did all. That, yeah, seems real realistic. Why don't you just get a human then? I got.

45:48 I got 1. Of those, I just, I went and got me a human. I'm just. Saying like there's no reason to. Get a sex robot if you want one that is literally doing all the things a human does. Yeah, look, can I go out this weekend? And the bitch. He's a little bitchy. No, you're not going out. You're arguing with your sex robot now. Like I would not want that. They literally do that in a. South Park episode where the the Alexa is now a robot and all she does is bitch at you until you buy shit. It's hysterical. Quit going to. Target where he got. Enough money that's. Funny. Oh fuck. All right, another. Story here is a while ago I think it was one of my first WTF news reports was about that suicide pod that we were talking about people the gal came from California to Switzerland to commit suicide in one of their pods. OK, well that's Swiss creator is now building a two person version called the Double Dutch for the couple that wants. To die together.

46:51 That's I. Mean why? There you go. I mean. Who am I? To say. You can't. Check out. Early. But if that's we're that's more, that's just more sci-fi shit we're moving towards because Futurama literally has suicide booths that you just walk into. What's that booth do? I can't. Remember, I know. You talked about this, so this is actually even crazier than. Before. So this one actually allows both people to go into the model. I'll show I have a rendering of it because he's still building it. So it's like this. It's side by side, side by side. That was like the little case you put your apple. Earbuds in does look like Airpods. Airpods.

47:32 Little Airpods so. You both get in. And it closes and they you each have an activation button. You have to click it simultaneously or it won't work. And that releases toxic gas that will put you out, put you to sleep, and ultimately kill you. But the craziest part about this model is that it doesn't use a real person anymore to assess your mental capacity. It uses AI instead of a psychiatrist. What's the point? Oh my God, so so. Like you have to go through. AI to see if you're if you're yeah of sound mind and you're doing. This whatever. Yeah, that's so. Before. Like before. From my last. Report about it was that you had to go through these medical screenings and talk to a psychiatrist and it was a it was like a stages thing till you got to that point.

48:21 Now it's like we're going A to A-Z immediately. There's no in between like 5 question quiz AI. Is like there shouldn't be look, there shouldn't be. Any of that and I've had, I've had friends of mine that have killed themselves before and it's devastating. But there shouldn't have to be some kind of psychology process. If you're going to walk into a suicide booth, you'll just be like, you know what? I think I'm done. I'm not going to work at this job. 30 more years for a, for a gold watch at the end and they tell me to get the fuck out and now I'm done. I'm done. You say this at Switzerland. Is that what you said? Switzerland? Why? Spend all that money when you can. Just do it in. America, you just. Kill yourself. Yeah, bullets are not cheap or not expensive, sorry. I'm not encouraging.

49:03 People to kill themselves unless. You want to? Why would I spend that money? Yeah, well, legally they haven't allowed it yet. He's still. In production, but he plans to move forward with it. So that's fucking crazy. Like if you were going to kill yourself, why not just shoot up a bunch of. Heroin, you know, it's a good point. I mean, I'm not. Saying. Again, I I don't know what even that. Really would feel like, but I'm assuming people do heroin. It feels really good and then you just OD at some point. But I'm sure it's maybe it's painful. I don't know. It's really painful. I don't know. There there's a comedian named Christian Finnegan and. He's, he's like my retirement plan is spend all the money I have and then kill myself. He's like, I'm going to spend all, I'm going to go through all my savings. Then I'm going to, or then I'm going to apply for as many credit cards as they will give me, rank up all the debt.

49:44 And the day they start coming to collect, I'm just going to go in the car, turn it on and go to sleep. I'm like, that's not as depressing as you as people think it is. Like that's actually kind of a good idea. Except for if you got kids, then you leave all that debt to. Your kids and because your. Kids end up with but if you don't I get what he's saying. Also the. The mental trauma of you also if you kill. Yourself too, your life and if you got. Life insurance and whatever, it doesn't cover it. So which sucks, yeah, but I think it's really dumb. Why, Yeah, I insured it. I paid for. It fucking give it to me. Yeah, exactly. And my family, I guess, 'cause you go out and buy a policy and then just. Cough yourself. Yeah, and it's fraud, I guess. What? I don't like is I can't buy one on random people. You know, like if I see an old lady, I think it's about to die. I can't just go buy one because that's fucking tough. Can you buy?

50:29 One for like a parent? Yeah you can. I can do it for your. Children too, Yeah, but if I have an old lady walks by me and I'm like, oh that bitch. Ain't gonna be here in three months. I I just have a feeling and I can't like gamble on it and pay 100,000. Like yeah, fucking, I don't know the gambling. Of these old people's lives. Oh my, I don't know. For sure, so don't quote me on. This, but I think there is a way where you can buy somebody's insurance policy like if they need money now and like maybe they die, they're going to die in like 6 months. Yeah. GPT, yeah. Like you can really buy someone's insurance policy. Then why the hell are we not If, if Mike, you can. Find out this is legal then we need to start I'm I'm willing to invest every month. I mean, that's.

51:13 One good death and we are fucking. If it's a good one potentially. Let's see, you can. Only take out of those. My existing policies there is a legal market called life settlements. Someone already owns a life insurance policy. They sell it to an investor for cash. The investor keeps paying the premiums. When the insurance person dies, the investor collects the payout. There you go. Damn, this might fix some problems of mine. This might fix some problems. Yeah, like I'm gonna go to the bingo hall tonight, be like that. Bitch is gonna die. Well, I got I got a nice big insurance policy. On my life, you know you can just sell it, Sell it right now, right?

51:55 Yeah. I mean, fuck, I'm not. I mean. I don't think yeah, but you're not really a sound. Investment because you're going to be around for a while. I think they won't pick up on people who they think aren't going to last very long. Maybe Kyle, he's kind of diseased. Yeah, I could do. My wife too. Mine suit the radio. Station to work at, I'm not sure if. It's legit. This is bigger than mine. Anyways, we're fucking. We're wrong. We're. All, all right, last story Speaking of. Dead People Centric Cedric Lodge He's a former manager of the Harvard Medical School morgue was sentenced to only eight years in a federal prison after he stole human body parts from cadavers donated for medical research, and he sold them with his wife for profit. He has been managing the morgue at Harvard for over 28 years, it's reported that.

52:47 This man removed. Brains, skin, hands, faces, whole heads, and all sorts of other body parts that were entrusted to their anatomical donation program. If you didn't need another reason not to donate your body to science, here it is. I wasn't going to anyway. A lot of people do. A lot of people got that little. Button on their their ID. You know, don't. How do you find you know what? I'm sorry, single people. But how do you find this person? Like just agrees with you. Like I see these people that fuck. Animals together and all these other weird shit or selling body parts. How do you find each other? Probably the dark web. Yeah, that's. True, that's true. Jump on the dark web and just search. I don't know.

53:29 I don't want Mike go down the mend and say, hey, you want to start selling body parts. She's going to like, get the fuck out of my house. Yeah, that's for real. No, literally ask her right now. I know. She's in there and I don't know where she's at. She. Might go how much? Is it worth? Yeah, for how much she. Might well they. They earned hundreds. Hundreds. Of thousands of dollars and one buyer was even confirmed that he used human skin that was sold by this guy to make a book like there's not just weird Necronomicon got it what the. Fuck crazy, where did you just say? Necronomicon. Is that a real thing? What you call me from? The the evil. Dead. The book is bound in skin. Yeah.

54:12 Oh yeah. Well, he was. Only given eight years, which I. Think is bullshit and his wife only received one like that's crazy what the fuck did he get more and she only got that like. They're in it. Together she might have ratted his ass out like it was maybe. Cut a deal. And also she. Was just an accomplice. He was the one stealing. The shit how do you even find somebody that wants to make? A skin book. I don't know these people. I don't know. I don't know, but this scandal forced Harvard to suspend the body donation program and they found that at least six other individuals, including crematorium employees, have pleaded guilty in connection with a huge trafficking network for this shit.

54:53 There's people all over. Yep. Didn't you tell a story? Wasn't. There a story a couple weeks ago. About a guy in Pennsylvania who was collecting body parts or some shit. Like maybe these are connected. I guarantee you it is wasn't he was. In Pennsylvania. OK, yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Nuts. So yeah, you can't say none but pick a body part. If he's going to buy one, I won't. What would you get? The skull? Well, like. Body parts I don't. Want a femur? A pretty solid. That's pretty. Solid. He hurt somebody with a femur. I think I'd go with a skull too. Like if it's going to be like the, I mean, it feels like it'd be the coolest looking thing. You can put a candle in it. You can.

55:34 Bowl with it. Dope. A lot of shit you can do with it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. A skull cereal bowl. Why didn't. Ian answer this question. She's still. Thinking. But a whole skeleton would be kind. Of cool too. Though Yeah, like the. Whole. Skeleton. Like a. Whole fucking skeleton. You can shape it and have it. Do stuff. It's probably expensive. Where would you have it in your house, Mikey? I don't buy my front door. It could be I was going to say as you open the. Door Halloween. Decorations, yeah. Halloween, I'd be. Like oh, that looks so. Real. Yeah, well, sit on down. Let me tell you something. Well, let. Me tell you something. Are you going to are? You going to pick? One of you or he's not going to say I legitimately don't know. I mean, a skull does sound like. The best answer, you know, like somebody said, put it in a bowling ball. Like, yeah, I've seen those.

56:17 And here's his authentic Oh. Shit, that's funny. There. You have it all right. Thank you, Jen. I. Appreciate. That the world is. Continuously a fucked up place and we appreciate you bringing the news to us Ian's got a bunch of stupid products for us today. I I don't know what any of these products are. We were going to do a game that I didn't do because I am lazy. So, Ian, what do you got? All right, your stupid products. Of the day, Jen, this one might be good for you since you do work in an office. And I thought of you Does anybody ever just come in and put papers down on your desk that you don't want to fill out? Yeah. Well, this is perfect for you for only 999.

56:58 You can stamp it with the Not My Job stamp. I kind of want that just. Because that's pretty. Awesome. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Oh yeah, let me get right to that. Bam. Not my job. It's I almost wish it said, Not my job, bitch. I can sign it, bitch. Yeah. That's one of those things you wish you had, like when? You work in radio because they because you got to you got to do a million different things working in that industry and instead of just being on the air. So like, Hey, can you do this? Not my job. Well, we had the well that one, lady. That's now a a life coach. She would always say I there's no such thing as that's not my job. We're a family. I'm like, I don't know how to do half the shit in this building.

57:40 So she was given blow jobs. That's. True. That was your job? Yeah. That was her. Job she's also. Now UN jobbed as well unemployed. Oh no, from that could have happened. To a nicer bitch, she sucks. They all suck. Well, the 4th of July is coming. Up Mikey, I know how you like. To have your little parties at your house, it's coming up every single year. We're very far away from it. Just so you. Know would you shut up and just let me get to the to the Segway? God damn it anyway. So you like? Just how fuck. It's the, it's a, it's a, it's a keg of ketchup. That's actually kind of amazing. Oh my. God, I don't really like ketchup that much but. I know a lot of people do. But it yeah, that's it's pretty cool little thing that you put out for the BBQ. I like that, Yeah, yeah.

58:24 Especially if you're just most people. To keep it simple, on 4th of July they do hot dogs and burgers and there you go. You think you could keep it cold? Put in a little thing a. Bowl of what? A nice Yeah, fuck yeah. You know what I want one of? Those that's there's no how. Much. How much is it? I don't know, but I can. I can definitely check because other people liked it though because it's saved. 45 people. Yeah, the Heinz keg. Chup is this a real? I'm literally on their website right now, but Heinz is really behind it. Like they're, they're, they're behind it. No, I'm at the website right now, Heinz dot. Com slash keg chup This is a real website. Oh, it's a real thing. Oh my God. Be the first.

59:04 To know when the keg chip drops, sign up now and you can sign up and when it and when it becomes available they'll e-mail you. That's awesome. We should give those away. We should write them, say hey give. Us a couple of them I would love sponsor. It away shit I'll put. I'll put. Ketchup on a lot of a lot of. Stuff. I'll have it in my fridge. And next, this is just dumb. Which is why it's here. It's. I don't know who needs this, but it's a a wall lamp that looks like a BIC pen that hangs on your wall. OK, if you're not on Patreon, you got to see this. It's $350.00. That's it's so stupid. It's like it's. It's part art, part nostalgia, is what they say. Like what's nostalgic about it?

59:47 I people use these to this day. Yeah, that's not even a good pin. It's not. Even a good option for the pin I. Know who would want this? I mean, I don't even think a writer. Would want. That writers don't use those cheap ass BIC pens. No this this is more for like waiters. Who? You know, don't who don't care if they're stolen or offices who just stack the the the the office supply drawer with this with this garbage. But a headlight, Yeah, it's dumb. It is dumb. This is not dumb. Again Mikey, this is good. This will be good for 4th of July. What you got Jello shot Giant Django? Oh my God, are you serious? That's, that's awesome. That's a good idea.

1:00:27 I know, right? Yeah, I have a. Giant Jenga set right now in my. Backyard. I'll start. I'll make Kyle. I've got a project. Yeah. Make. Yeah. Start drilling holes. Yeah, I mean if you've. Already if you've. Already got the giant? Jenga I do just go get a drill and and the and the saw bit for it. You could you could have a jello shot Jenga game in like maybe an hour. I was at oh hell yeah I was at Costco and they have Giant. Kerplunk. You guys know Kurt? Plunk is where you pull. Yeah. Out in the marbles. Fall. I wanna get that. I'm like, that'd be fun for the yard giant. Yeah. Interesting. White people, they love this. They love giant yard games white people do. Love giant yard games? Jello shots. I mean this is the lightest. Thing I've ever heard. I mean what's weird? I'm not a jello shot person.

1:01:09 But I but if, if somebody gives me one for free, I'll, I'll usually take one, but I'm never I don't get excited about them. But but and I'm also not a giant Junga guy. Now, the outdoor game that I prefer is cornhole. Like that's maybe, maybe it's the South in me. But yeah, this, this is weird. But it's. Also like reasonably priced so we could probably get one for the show. I It's so white that I feel like the Klan. Members are. Having these out and they're woods, these things, these things. Nightclub. The the the corn holes. Are in the no. No, the jello shotgun I feel like. It's so white. I was like, yeah, this is not, doesn't look like something. That KKK would be using no well this. This is a. 30 foot inflatable.

1:01:57 Nightclub tent, You know how hot it would get in that motherfucker. Like I would sweat my balls, right? What makes it? What makes it a nightclub tent? And not just a regular tent, does it have lighting or it's something like is it called the sound system? Tents aren't usually. Inflatable this. Is meant to. Just serve as a covering. A lot of new tents are actually inflatable. That's. Dumb. But it's only 10. But it's only, it only fits like 30 people and. We've got like twice as many fans as that that come to our shows. That's true. We'll probably need two. Yeah, for sure. Anyway, yeah, those were those were dumb today. Well, I appreciate you putting out together since the. Psychic bailed on us and didn't show up.

1:02:39 She didn't see it coming. She didn't see it coming. That's all right. We just we do have some other things. We got a damn problem and still want to get to digital dump. So I want to get into the damn problem. Got a problem? What the hell is your problem? Maybe we can help. I felt I had a. Problem. What's your? Damn problem. We have two damn problems and if you ever want to submit a damn problem you got over, you're going over to our website and submit it through there. You can e-mail us, you can message us whatever you want. These both came in through e-mail from not tds.com. This first one here says hey guys, I hope everything is going well. I've got a damn problem. I've been seeing this girl off and on for the better half of 6 years.

1:03:21 Something you should know about us is that we're both bigger people. No, not like beluga whale size, but both of us are heavier kind of. And it goes on and says well about 7-8. I'm sorry, 7-8 months ago I decided to make a change in my life and I lost 65 lbs since then and until, oh until I tore my horn. Wait, what? Oh it's I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm reading this wrong. It says I'll toot my horn quickly. I look damn good too. And then he references one of our listeners. So I think this is somebody we all know. And he goes kind of like the Danny effect. Always been handsome. He doesn't. Need an effect? He's. Always been handsome, just needed to lose. The weight that's this guy must know the Danny hoop for those of you that are tuning in that may not know is a big fan of the show.

1:04:07 He's been a been a big supporter of not that damn show and that damn show for years. So Danny and he's a good looking dude and he goes on well for the first time in about four months, we hung out in person. Talk about him and his girl. I don't know why. Why not hung out in so long for four months, but whatever they the schedules finally linked up whatever they hung out and they start talking about his weight loss. She's happy for me, but when I told her I wanted to lose more weight and get into better shape, possibly bodybuilding stage ready, she lost it started crying and saying that I was intentionally trying to make her feel bad because she couldn't do it. And he says by the way she's never tried. She ultimately told me that she would not find me an attractive find me attractive anymore. I guess my question is should I take her feelings into consideration and as she said tone down my working out? Or should I just say fuck that bitch and keep getting shredded? Love you guys.

1:04:59 Peace dude. Do what makes you feel happy and go work. Out if that's what you love to do, fuck that. Fuck that bitch. Come on, she's going to. Diminish you getting healthier. Fuck that I didn't even know you could do that. Like. Like for like, it's usually the other way around. Wow, yeah, for I just. Feel like this lady's kind? Of like, you probably should move on dude. I feel like maybe you've all grown in this relationship. She's just jealous 'cause she's just a fat ass and he's. Trying. No, it's not even that lazy. Like if you, if you want, if you want to be fat, hey, be, if you're fat and happy, great. I don't, I, I don't care. But if you're if you're putting somebody else down for literally improving their health and and the way that they look, you're a cunt.

1:05:43 Yeah, well, a lot of people do that on the Internet. Now. They shame people for getting healthy because your, your body's shaming the fat community. It's not healthy to be fat. I don't give a shit who you are. It's not healthy. No, any doctor's gonna tell you not to. So what the fuck? The whole the whole like. What it was body positivity, Body positivity movement. Thing look, I've. Be positive, whatever, but be healthy. It is not healthy to be fat. All these women like it. Lizzo and shit who are with big supporters of the body positivity has started taking fucking weight loss medication to lose weight. So like, it's being health, Being fat is not healthy and this lady's crazy. Yeah, and by.

1:06:25 The way. Those like GLP. Ones and this shit that everyone's taking now. There's no long term scientific. What the fuck is that doing to your body? Like I get it, it's helping people, but I also terrifies me. Like I'm not a super skinny mini and I'm not super athletic either, but I'm not obese by any means. I'm a little curvier. But like there's, there's no part of me that wants to shame anybody for being more healthy or taking these GLP ones. But you have to understand that there's a, there's a right and a wrong way to do this. And not always the easiest way is the way to do it either. So I worry that in like 10-15 years you're going to see. Commercials on TV asking you did you take GLP ones be available for compensation I just.

1:07:07 Got to be careful with that stuff, guys. I mean, you really do. But don't shame him. Fuck that bitch. Yeah, I think. We're all but fuck that bitch. Yeah, yeah, I. Don't know. I don't know about the. Medication. I just know there's no. There's no long term study on it, so I would I would just caution someone. But you know what, if you're just super obese and you lose 150 lbs, maybe it's worth it. They will say no, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I. See, a lot of people are taking it. And they look great. And they, they're getting in shape. And I'm not knocking anybody to do it. I just want people to be very careful of that. But this is not one of those cases. This is someone who's making you feel guilty for being healthy and that's that's fucked up. And if my whole thing. Is like if you're using it, it's isn't it a diabetes medication? And I think first and foremost, it is like it shouldn't be anyone's like permanent solution like take it if you need to, but also work out and eat better.

1:08:00 Because if you're only doing that, that's cheating and it will not last. You will gain it back. When I see the commercial of the ads, it does. Still say, you know, on a diet program and exercise, so you're still supposed to move. I'm like, I'm curious when. In a relationship. If like one person does level up physically, doesn't that does it create? Does it naturally create some sort of imbalance in the relationship? It should motivate you if you're a really. Good partner you want to be with somebody, it should motivate you to want to be better rather than like a jealousy side. Like that's a that's a deep seated issue with yourself. If you're looking at it as a Oh well, you're the problem like that.

1:08:40 I don't in anything in any leveling up, not just losing weight, but like, you know, advancing in your career or you know, whatever that may be. But yeah, that's that's a problem literally ever and everyone does it for different. Reasons. I mean, whatever your motivation to get in better health and shape is, don't shame somebody else. Because I like when the last time I joined the gym, literally the guy asked me, you know, what are your workout goals? I literally said women. And he's like, there you go, you're on it now. Now my workout. Goals are I don't want tits. Yeah, that's the that's the best goal to have. I think maybe she's just scared that that she's going to get left behind, like this guy's going to get shredded and ripped and he's going to look good and other women are going to be attracted to him. And what I mean, does he?

1:09:25 Like what? How how deep into this relationship even are you? Like, do you love each other? Because it because then it shouldn't matter together for a long time. OK, then it doesn't matter. Like to him it. Shouldn't it's like, babe, I still love you, I just, I want to do this for me. But there there is. But there also is that that, you know, suspicion that people get in better shape because they're planning on leaving the relationship. That's true. That is that's people. I've heard that. I've heard well and he said they didn't say, didn't say they're committed. He said they've been on and on like just she. It's almost like a situation ship. So what all these years? What stopped you guys from like being together? Is it she always had this kind of behavior? Why can't you commit to each other in that way? Is it just like, oh, we just want to be polyamorous? Maybe they've been on off because she's a cunt. Because she's literally giving him shit for getting, for getting in shape.

1:10:10 Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't want to be with somebody that. Did that. No, who would? Yeah, I say. Keep in shape. Yeah, Leave. Her keep getting in shape, she's not even your girlfriend and then keep it. Pushing and then when you're in. Great shape, then you can get the better looking chicks. Exactly. We have another one here. This is a about a 15 year old daughter, which I feel like is going to be great for us since we all have teenage girls since I have a 15 year old daughter, well I know, but the three of. Us do, and you have. A child. So I think you can relate. You said we all have daughter. I'm like no or no, no, no, no. Well, I. Wasn't talking about you? I'll bet you do somewhere. I hope I never meet her. So this is from a dad says.

1:10:51 I have a 15 year old daughter. She is generally a good kid, good grades, play soccer, has friends that I've met. We've always had what I thought was a solid trust thing. Last Friday she told me she was going to her friend's house to study. Totally normal. I've met the friend I know the parents know red flags. Around 9:30 I texted her just to check in. She didn't respond. That's not super unusual, but it felt a little off. It says. I don't know how to explain it. Just one of those parent gut feelings. We've all, I think every fucking one of us have had that you just the parent gut feeling is a real thing. Yeah. So he says I did something I don't usually do. We have location sharing turned on. I opened it and she wasn't at her friend's house and let me stop before I go on the right off the bat.

1:11:33 You don't usually do that. I would have already. I'd be doing that. I do that. I would do that every. Day Yeah, I, I, my, my daughter and I share. Location. I check it randomly like I just went to school at school. I know you're at school. My my son's ten. He doesn't have a phone yet. But bet your ass I'm going to be checking his location all the time if I don't know where he is. And even if I do know where he is, I'm going to make sure that he is or I pay for that motherfucking phone. I'm going to know. Where you at? Yeah. And the second you turn it off, I'm. Taking that phone away and probably for sure, for sure. So Dad here, let me just tell you, don't. Feel bad about checking location? Absolutely not. I think it's a good idea if your child did to. Check the location, there's nothing. Wrong with that, but he says she wasn't at her friend's house. She she was at a house he didn't recognize. This is where I think he drove.

1:12:16 There he goes. I want to. I went to the house, I drove there. It was a house. Party cars lined on the street. I texted her again and said outside now. She came out crying saying she didn't, she didn't tell me because I wouldn't let her go and that everyone lies to her parent, their parents, about stuff like this. And now she says I evaded her privacy by tracking her. She says she feels violated and doesn't trust me anymore. So that's just he feels kind of stuck. He's like, do I double down on the consequences because she lied to me and put herself in potentially an unsafe situation? Or do I ease up because she feels like now I'm spying on her or whatever? No, no, no, no, no. You don't get to. Play the victim here, little girl. Oh no no no.

1:13:00 Invaded your privacy on a. Phone you don't pay. For you can get fucked, you lie. Look at teen yeah. That's how this here's what happened you. Lied. You got caught, you suffer the consequences. Full stop. Period. Don't you dare play the victim. Oh you. She's good. She's good. She's pretty good. She's way ahead of her year. She's very cool woman. She's she's already a woman. Manipulative as fuck. Are you sure you? Don't have a daughter because you really. Into that. That's perfect. That's perfect. But I mean honestly though. Truthfully, every teenager. Does. Lie and it is kind of part, you know, it's a part of growing up and whatever. But luckily she didn't get, she didn't get hurt, she didn't get any trouble. So I guess that's probably a good thing. You're not wrong, Dad.

1:13:49 You're not wrong. That could have been the night that she lost her virginity and got. Pregnant and you stopped. That, Sir. Well. They lie. They play parents. Against each other they talk shit. You know, there's little bastards and I'm and they're always in girls. I don't mean just girls, I mean they're all like little shits. I'm wondering with this. Guy if if the real. Issue is the fact that she lied or if it was that she was that if she was mad he was mad that she went to a party. Probably just the lie. Like I think she lied and when she should have just put so. These two, those two things are the same thing that he's mad about. Well, she should have. She should have probably. I feel like it. Maybe she was honest and I got out. It'd have been find out. I'm going to go to a party. A bunch of kids from school are going. You guys got to be honest.

1:14:31 If you're a kid and you're listening to this, and I know we have a lot, some teenagers like just be honest with your parents. But here's the thing. What? Kind of party is this because you like you all have daughters stroke. I think yours is 15 right now, right? So, so so if it was a party. With. All girls fine, but if this is a boy girl party, who the fuck's going to be there? Will there be adults there? What kind of party are we talking about? Because if it's like that kind of party that you see in like Superbad and shit, then right? Well, honestly, like. This is, again, I've got a little bit older teen daughters now, like my oldest is about to be 18 and my youngest is about to be 14. And they both are very social creatures. And we have pride in ourselves that we have open communication lines about, you know, here's what happens. And I can't tell you how many times, like with our oldest who's 17, she's got a part time job, She cheers all the sort of stuff.

1:15:27 She's got a car she can go to and from. And yes, I have her location everywhere and I'll check in on her randomly. But like, there was a situation recently where she, you know, lunch lady was like, you're going to be home by this time. Well, why? You know why? Why do you ask? Like, why can't my friends, my friends, this my friends. I don't give a fuck what your friends say. If I say it's my car, you're driving my car. You live at my house. You are 17 years old. I don't give a shit what your friend says. And it turned into this whole big thing about, well, you know, I'm responsible and I never do anything wrong and I'm always honest with you guys. And you know, this whole thing, it's like, that's not the point. You know, we, we have seen accidents, people making bad choices after midnight.

1:16:11 We, you know, there's all these different things. It's not that we don't trust you. It's all the shit around you that is going on. So I get it. I totally get it. And as my middle, I'm, I'm worried about my middle, my crazy Maisie. That's the kid I'm worried about because, you know, she's more wild than Minnie has ever been. And I'm and my my parents my. Parents used it, I'm sure their parents used it, but I will beat into the ground that it's my house under my roof boast like that's that's the only excuse I need to tell you what the fuck to do done and honestly, that's true. That really is like. You don't. As a parent, you don't have to use your choice. If you want to try to explain something, get them to understand a different way, that's fine. But honestly, you don't.

1:16:53 You don't have to. It's your house. Is it your rules if they're driving your car, they're using your phone, that you're paying for all this shit? That's it. And I know that we do have teenage listeners. Let me tell you right now, don't ever come to your parents with the well, this kids parents let them do bullsh. No, they we don't give a fuck. We don't care. Yeah, my daughter. My daughter. Texted me. This past week, she's over at her mom's this week and she said, so dad, I know we're going to be moving you, you know, you got married. So, so you know, obviously we're going to be we're going to move. We're going to kind of meet mutual. So I'll still have my job and you know what we got to do. But she's like, I don't want to live on the beach and like we live on the beach now and we always going to live on the beach. You don't give you you don't even get that fucking choice.

1:17:35 Yeah, I didn't like the beach. Just. Because all of a sudden now you don't like the beach. I don't know why you don't like the beach but she don't make that choice. Do you pay the rent or the mortgage? Exactly. This is not a. This is not a. Democracy. This is this is the international House of do what the fuck, I tell you is these parents that one? Where would you like to live? They do. They do like. Maisie. Has a friend. Maisie has a friend whose parents are just oh, whatever you want. So I'm like, fuck no, whatever you want. Are you kidding me? You don't get choices. You don't get choices. Your frontal lobe is not developed. You don't get to tell me what the fuck we're doing or you don't get off or you don't pay any of the any of the bills.

1:18:15 Like none of. Them you're not that rent that rent that that I have to pay dictates that I can live wherever I want and you're going. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. But don't. It's not even. About school either she's in. Private home school that I pay for that thousands of dollars like I'm like. What? The fuck? What do you? What do you your phone is paid for? I've got you health insurance. What do you want? I I like to give the illusion of choice. With kids, like, it's usually just like, here's things that I'm OK with and you can choose one of those two two things. Yeah, I do it too, even. With the small choices like, what do you want for? Dinner. This or this? Because you're the only two things that I'm going to be cooking. You don't Exactly What can I have this? Was that one of the two things? The No. Yeah. The illusion of choice. Sometimes it helps.

1:18:57 They think they feel like they're getting some say. So I'm contributing. Yeah, I swear there's. Some parents out there, they're like. OK, I'm not ordering. DoorDash, what do you want? And then they'll order from here and here and then please this kid. I'm like, what the fuck? You eaten this? Not a diner, no. Fuck, Maybe. Maybe. Maybe once in a while I would do so. I don't think I've ever done that, but maybe if we all want something different I might consider that. But I highly doubt that would ever happen, not with DoorDash. That's 1000. Dollars. Yeah, fuck that. All right, well there you go. Hopefully we helped you guys and your damn problems. Like I said, if you ever have a damn problem, you know how to get them to us, e-mail them and we will do our best to help you. We got some videos to to bring up into this this week's digital dump, which is basically just the videos that come across our feed and our own personal social medias, which I think is great because it sort of gives us a little bit of an insight of the type of shit that we're seeing or looking at in our social medias. And it lets you guys kind of know too. So hopefully your Patreon are on Spotify so you can see these videos.

1:19:56 If not, why not join, support the show and you get to see more. Who wants to go first? I'll go first or not? Can you go first? All right, here we go. Tie me up and throw me. On the bed, baby. Because I'm all yours, baby. Yeah, I'm all yours. Tie me up and throw me on the bed. Baby. Because I'm all yours, baby, yours. There was someone else I would rather spend my. Life with smack. My ass fucking a rat. Spread me open. I want all of you every day in every way. There is nothing more true because you saw me through. You saw? Something. I almost.

1:20:37 Started to get into the beat a little bit. I almost started to like that beat some nearly. When the world got me out, I was. Casted out like. A piece of. Trash really. More like thrown to the wolves of Kai. Fine, maybe I. Did it to. Myself. Because like, that's enough. That's really not good. That's enough. That's. Really. Not good. Play that in Guantanamo. Bay. For the terrorists. Yeah, that is, yeah. Play that for. The terrorists, that's torture that's so bad she did not pisses off. It also has to be the. Video of it because Oh my. God, those the the gap in her teeth I could drive a truck through. I don't know why people wouldn't pay to watch the. Videos, I mean you, you can hear that, but you're not going to. It's a new level of pain.

1:21:22 You ever you ever watch something? Or see something and you just immediately get angry. Yeah, that's what that just did it. Just like I as soon as the song started going, I'm like, I'm, I'm so mad right now. Like I want to, I don't want to hit a female, but if I had to, she'd be. I I. I don't. I'm not an angry. Person, but I wanted to strangle a motherfucking dog. I get OJ's frustration. Strangle a dog. That's it. Made me. So bad I wanted to kick a puppy. Yes, bullshit. So, Jen, you bitch. Why, Jen? Why? This is my favorite segment by the way, because we always. Have weird. Everybody's personality and videos are different. I feel like this segment's just going to be. About who can find the worst singer at this point? Like, I don't think that's an American. Idol 1 of mine is a singer.

1:22:11 I. Will say that, but. There's a reason for it. It's not not because it's like the Carol Baskin lady or whatever her name was, Brenda Kay. Brenda, Kay, Carol. Baskin. I don't know, Carol Baskin. Does she have an album? Because I will listen to it. Tiger King does we? Should listen to that. Oh man. All right, Booker, now. We'll get her on the show. All right. Oh, I said. You have another one? Oh, me. Oh, I couldn't hear you. Oh, I'm sorry. I. Couldn't hear you. Let's see. OK. Yeah, I do. It's my favorite thing. It'll loop again. Hold on. Oh shit, dude, that can play that again real quick. Yeah, it's crazy.

1:22:59 Oh my God. Fucking hell that red truck is like that. Person had to. There's no that one that'll fuck up here. All day. Oh my God, pulled those trucks. So I was in Florida. Actually, I came. Across my feed the other day and I was like, whoa, everybody survived. Are you serious, everybody? Survived. Did not look like you would be. Surviving that shit. I know they don't know what the fuck caused. It but yeah, yeah, all my feed's been lately is terrible singers in car crashes. So I got, I got, I got another one for a year. Whoa. Dude, they got you.

1:23:42 Just stop. Oh my God, yeah, they got him. You know. Most of you, that was just music. But there. Was there was a car chase going on? So if you're not subscribed, that's on you. Yeah, you're missing out. I will say that that was. They got to get an A for effort for that guy to try to get away. There was nothing. Do they still make those little cars when we had when we were kids? That like that, has a spark. I don't think they do. I bet they don't. I bet they don't. Oh my God, I was wondering like one of the one of those over. In like gas and see if it'll like make a fire, Yeah, I don't think. They make them anymore. Oh. Yeah.

1:24:23 All right, Jen. Thank you very much. Ian, you want to go next? Sure, I I just. I just typed in Wreck and Instagram and just, and I came across this video and the the amount of pain this guy's about to be in is about as much as listening to that fucking musician that Jen just played. It's the it's it's the same thing. Yeah, I. Got to see this again, yeah. His card. Just like fucking about. Here, Oh my. God. Oh God. Play that again. Play that.

1:25:04 Again. Because if you notice this fence. That he lands on is spiked. Is he? I'm surprised he didn't get impaled. He definitely hurt himself. I don't know if he got, I don't know if it didn't show him bleeding or anything, but he definitely landed on it. Oh my God. Oh God, that's how I Yeah, this car doesn't give. A shit about him. Just drive away. Goodbye. Debbie, Me. Ain't none of my business. Yeah. Oh. God oh shit, the way he flew across the top of. That. Fence. Yeah, that's a spike fence. Oh my God, people.

1:25:46 Need to see these? You need to pay for these. Videos you're going to really, you're missing out. That one I got when I first saw it. It made my. Stomach turn a little bit I was like oh that's that's got to hurt that was rough yeah well here's a. The this. This one's to lighten the mood of that one. Here's a Here's a Here's another kangaroo video, just because they've been pretty popular this year. I don't know what I think that's going to be next year's mascot, because this year's the dirt Squirrel. Why not? One more time, one more time, one more time. This is pretty great bitch.

1:26:30 Let's try to explain that for the people who aren't. Watching the video, a kangaroo kicks a witch like a Halloween decoration thing. Like a motion activated witch. Decoration and the kangaroo is just like just it it it gets it a the double kick, which is awesome like right in that witch's face and it squares up for. A second and then gives it the fucking kick and knocks. That's pretty funny that's pretty great that's good shit. I'll go next and then stroke you go after me. All right, so I said my my first one was a song because it for the IT had a reason, but it's because you have to listen to the first line of the song and then maybe you guys will understand, but this is it's it's terrible too. I'm in Ohio, my it'd be cold in. The winter time, even with my ice on yay had to go to bits on she trifling.

1:27:19 I can't feel with my friends no more. Let bygone be bygones. I was 18 on high speed chasing a Saiyan. I went screwed. Yeah, I was working on that perp. Yeah. And you know, I let her lift up her skirt. Yeah, even though that she's down. Oh my God. I'm going to stop it because it's that bad. But I have to tell you guys, this guy thinks that he's this guy's serious. This isn't him being joking. I went to his page to find more of him and he's very serious about it. But he's an Ohio boy. An Ohio boy. Can we talk about Can we? Talk about the caption on. Here for. Also, Oh yeah, the caption says freestyle. No one can do better. Don't even comment. You can't. You can't even with my ice.

1:28:04 On yay and he's guys covered in tattoo. His face looks like a doodle bear. Yeah. It does and then if you go to his page. He has people he can't read. He has people read the comments to him. So he can respond back and there's a couple where he's trying. To read them and it's just it's this guy so bad. Are you sure he's not trying to mock the? What was it the? Island boys or the boys? I thought he was too, but maybe. He was, I don't know, but I did look at, I tried, someone said Someone called them out there in the comments there. Someone said you're trying to to be an island boy and he's like, don't call me an island boy. And dude, you look just like them. But he's got. But he has. A whole album like he's like. Streaming actual music and shit like he he auto tunes his stuff and he's got songs. Oh my God.

1:28:48 So that's. The Island or the Ohio? Boy. And then this last one. So earlier in this episode Ian had told me to beep out the word and I'm not going to and I don't care. I can people get. Mad. I'm not going to beep it out. We're not using it derogatory. No, not in. Any way I did but. This guy, she did, she did the. Very first one. Of the very first. Words this guy. Says is the F word so I'm not beeping this out either. This is one Friday. Everything that's gay. Ready to talk about some gay shit ankle? Socks gay any three letter government agency gay man buns gay any jeans or distressed jeans gay all electric vehicles. Gay you can't back. Up a trailer gay. Guys. Who drink?

1:29:29 From straws gay putting anything in your coffee, but coffee gay thinking there's more than two genders. Gay. Using band aids gay. Carrying a firearm without one of the chamber gay. Referring to yourself as an Alpha gay. Butterfly. Pull ups gay creatine gummies gay athletic greens gay lifting gloves gay being a fully capable individual. That's living off of. Government assistance gay pounding on your stomach when you do burpees gay. Honda shadows gay cutting your T-shirt into those little tiny stringers gay wearing Carhartt clothes, but you're not able to do any Carhartt activities. Gay grown men not being able to change tires. I'm literally wearing a. Carhartt hoodie right fucking now. I also I I am.

1:30:13 Like. I don't disagree with like 99% of the things you just said. I know pretty much everything he said was gay. The only thing he. Missed. He didn't say Subaru is. I thought for sure he'd say Subaru is gay, but he didn't. Wow. He just decided to make that video one day. And put that up on a Friday and that was fucking great. That's it. It was a great video. I mean I laughed. I just calling. Everything gay gay just a gay gay gay. Gay. Gay. I mean well. It kind of. Confirms what we've been saying. Everything's fake and gay. Everything is fake and gay and he just named everything. Pretty much. All right, so those are my. Videos stroke I have I can't upload it. So the first one is, well, it's pretty gay, Dora the Explorer, but fat, and it's a dude.

1:30:55 This is what? Cross dressing. Is Dora the Explorer gay? This guy's shirt. Is the smallest thing I've ever seen on a man that large. Also he's got bigger tits than. Most women, most people than me, yeah. Bigger tits. Than Jen, Yeah. That's, that's great. Yeah, I looked at his page after that came up in my. Like reels, because I just I can look at reels and just I'm probably like you, I spend too much time just laughing just stupid shit and that come up like why was that targeted towards me? You.

1:31:39 I don't wonder sometimes why those? Things show up. In your feed. What did I like to get here? This is an algorithm I curated. And this is someone in Mexico that has the Internet, so. That's amazing. All right, so there's gay fat. Laura or Dora the Explorer. Fat Dora. Laura. The Explorer. The next one everyone on the show has. Watched because I sent it to you about two weeks ago, but it came back up in my feed and it's the guy. I don't know who this guy is, but he's interviewing this MMA fighter and he says the most creepiest thing ever about child molestation. I was sexually abused as a child, you know I. Mean. That's not an easy thing. You must have been an attractive young young. A gentleman what you know, just I'm going to leave you with one last thing because we have.

1:32:25 To hop up but. What? Maybe you didn't. See that Jen? He told he must have been an attractive child. Yeah, I'm gonna play it again. So if it went by. Too fast for anybody listening or watching, pay attention to what is said here. One guy talks about being molested and then the other guy's response is. You know, I mean, that's not an easy thing. You must have been an attractive young young. Gentleman what? You. Know what just I'm going to leave you with one last thing because we. Have to hop. Up what it's going to leave you with he. Really. Tries to get away from that once he. Said it. Wow. Somebody do a background check on that guy, Check his browser because nobody.

1:33:09 Else in their right mind would ever say. Something like that, That's crazy. He must have a pretty. Little. Boy. What the fuck? Why did that end up in your algorithm stroke? That's a great question. I don't know. Hashtag pretty boys, that's what it was, no? Shit. Well, that's this week's digital dump and that's today's episode. Don't forget to head over to Spotify and join us on Spotify subscribe. You can watch videos or you can subscribe on Patreon, which we either way, we're happy. We enjoy your money. We enjoy your guys support. I'm just kidding. We appreciate it. Thank you very much anyway, and don't forget, this is the last week to get the shirt of the month. True love doesn't knock once it's gone, it's gone forever. We'll have a new shirt next month. Try to collect them all, just like I said before, just like Pokémon, I got to try to collect them all and I don't know, you'll get something out of it.

1:34:02 Who? Knows. And last thing I want to say. Is that? The steak in the Steak in the BJ contest kicks off next week, so keep listening and make sure you're following us on all the socials, but specifically the Facebook page so that you know the details and what you have to do in order to win your $50.00 gift card for some steak and a blowjob. That's good. Even if you are a fat, you can. Still get your blowjob and the steak? See, that would be the one that would beep out. But I'm not beeping anything out. Anyway, be safe. We'll talk you guys next time. Bye. Hey this was really fun. We hope you liked it too. You know, we've had a lot. Of laughs tonight. Seems like we've. Just. Begun when? Suddenly, we're through. But I'll tell you what, you're not funny. Bye.

1:34:46 Goodbye, good. Friends, goodbye Kevin Strippers, because now it's. Time to. Go strippers are people too. Naked people. Who may be willing to pleasure you for a price. You negotiate later behind the curtain at a VIP room. We'll see you very soon. I'm shy, just no need to kill him very soon. I. Know because most of them are already. Dead inside. Goodbye. Good night everyone. Good. Friends. Goodbye.