The Gang gets Censored | Ep 75 (Audio Only)

0:01 Yo turn it up, crank the volume. To 10. Guess what's for the crew? Who won't? Bow again. The hosts are united, ready to go. They tried to kill it, but we're not that damn show. Fucking we're back louder than you'll know. Corporate radio can kiss our ass. They fired us, tried to make us fall, but we're not that damn show. It's still wrong. Uncut in gold. Fuck. You welcome to another episode of America's loudest podcast. We are not that damn show.

0:44 We are all not here today because sort of a last minute change. Where the hell are you? Well, you know, what's funny is I think in the last episode stroke, the last thing you said was say goodbye to Jen. She might not be back and. She I don't remember why though. Oh, because it wasn't because of the hooker thing. It was because of the hooker, which the hooker contest, which we'll get into in a little bit here because there are some updates on that. There are people who left comments. We have a, we posted a poll, so we wanted to see what the damage thought about us giving away a hooker. So we'll get an update on that too when we finally get into the comments. So hookers and poles no, Jen is not fired, but it's some exciting news going on for her and her daughter.

1:24 So she had to, she had like last minute something happened, so she kind of had to bail out. No big deal. It's all good. We still got a show. We're still going to have a good time. We also you're going to be listening for the phrase that pays today. I hate saying it that way, but I don't know how else to say it. Sounds so corporate. That's my that's that radio shit ingrained in me and I wish I could come up with something. Better but today. Are you sure about that? Sometimes we sound like it. Anyway, we got we do have a phrase that we're going to say at some point during this show. And when you hear that phrase, you have to take go over to our Facebook page. And every week, every Tuesday and every Thursday, we post on the Not That Damn Show Facebook page, not in the group, but on the NTDS podcast page we post. It's like, you know, just like the graphic that you see on Facebook, whatever it's called, a thumbnail and it's got our little cartoon characters and the title of the show. And then it's a summary of what this episode is about, about whatever.

2:12 So that is. So you have to take this phrase, go to that post and just post that phrase on there. That's all you got to do. That's it. And the post, you can post it as many times as you want to. And then we will randomly pick a winner. We'll announce that winner next week and somebody's going to win a $50.00 gift card to Texas Roadhouse to get themselves some meat so they can celebrate steak and a blowjob day. We're not giving away the blowjob because I don't want. To yeah, Ian's. Not going to go out and suck Dicks around the country. Yeah, I don't know anybody that would. Yeah, we see if somebody wins in Florida, then one of you guys are going to have to go suck the Dick. And then if somebody wins here, there's going to be Jen, and she's married, so she's not going to want to do that. I wasn't able to get a dude off anyway. I won't know how to suck a Dick, right? We talked.

2:55 About that, no. Experience. I'm going to cry the whole time. Yeah, but but if there was money involved, we all said that we would just get through it. You have to put on a lot of zeros on that check, and I mean a lot. A lot of money, a lot, a lot of money, a lot of money. So so when that phrase comes out, when we say that phrase, we will tell you that that is the phrase and you got to head over to Facebook, but you got to just keep listening for it. You're not going to you're not going to miss it anyway. It might just come out randomly. It could just be in the middle of a segment, someone says it, and you can win 50 bucks to Texas Roadhouse, which is a pretty cool contest or a pretty cool prize, by the way. And Texas Roadhouse has absolutely nothing to do with this contest. Yeah, they don't know where. I don't want, I don't want them to get in any trouble for doing a steak in a blowjob contest. So that's not them.

3:38 It's just we're buying it. We just picked a random steakhouse. We could have picked Outback. We could have picked we, we. Picked, I think we just picked the one I, I looked to see if there was Texas Roadhouse in your area and I knew there was one in your area. So I know stroke had just recently went to it and then I know there's one in, you know, in this area too. So it was probably the easiest way I actually looked to see if there was a BJ's near you guys. That would have been really the best. Yeah. But there isn't. I don't think there's one even close by. There's one in Pensacola which is about an hour plus away from stroke. That's kind of far. So just for $50, you know, it's not really worth it. But that would have been great though if there was a BJ's close by to you and then a BJ's here would have been perfect. Great, great marketing idea though, I just want to say. That's perfect.

4:20 It would have been awesome. So somebody's going to win some meat from us and the blowjob is on you. How was your guys week? Do you guys have a good week? Do you do anything interesting? I I've just been working. I've been working to death. But I I'm I'm making more money than ever, but I'm more exhausted than I've ever been. That's good. I mean, the first, first thing Ian said when he jumped on here, well before we started the show, was like, we need to get the show over so I can go to bed. Yeah, he did. Yeah, I worked. I worked Friday night, Saturday morning, Saturday night and this morning. But and I haven't checked. I think my bank account's gone up like $1200 in just four, in just two in just one weekend. But my legs are I'm running on fumes and my legs are going to give out any minute.

5:06 Well, I got two things I would like to add. I'll start out with the easy one first. I you ever, Mikey, does your daughter ever say anything that you're almost like that? You're almost like that's my child, Like, you know what I mean? Like, you know. I love it. And your son never say anything and you're like, it sounds like you, you're like, you know what I mean, like. Yeah, but I he's a lot. Younger. When he said it, I had to go. I didn't teach him that I'm so proud of. You OK, so my daughter told me that her sister that you know, they live in she lives in Tallahassee. She works like at a vet place and I think that's what she wants to end up doing. And so she spent a few weeks over there like we we go back and forth, you know, but her mom she Italy kind of makes her decisions where she wants to go. But she said her sister got pink eye and she said I told her she got to quit eating ass.

5:56 I. Was like goddamn. Be with you. My child. That's yeah. I was so proud. That's great. You're an ass. I love you. I told her I'm pretty proud of her. Yeah. And then yesterday we were looking for Debarcus and we went to what? PetSmart. It was another dog dog place. It was like PetSmart. And they brought this dog out and it was a help me if I'm wrong. I always screw this name. It's corgi. Corgi. Corgi. Corgi. Corgi. Corgi. They bring this dog out and he's he's got white, the black spots and he's got these blue eyes. I'm like, oh, he'll get the bitches and then they can't. Then they tell me how much he is. They bring out the paperwork and says he's goes back to England, his family, blah blah blah blah $4000. Fuck you.

6:48 Yeah, corgis are expensive as fuck. Well. Every dog in that damn place was expensive. I'm like, we just need a mutt. But this dog was like $4000. And then I started thinking. I started thinking, well maybe I can get this dog to make more dogs. And. Fuck breed them. I don't know how to do that. Like I don't know what I got to say to my dog and my. Corgi and have them fuck. Get 2 corgis. With paperwork, yeah. I don't. I don't. I don't know what I got to. I mean, I would y'all going? Y'all going to judge the hell of me. But if I had to, like, touch my dog's little Weiner just to get him inside, you don't. Have You don't have to jerk your dog off you.

7:29 Don't think I have to just get him just to make babies because that's we're talking like puppies. Like I mean I could be $12,000 boom like that just for him. Fucking. If So, what you're saying is you would jerk your dog off if you had to for money? I would get him hard, I would get my little dog hard where he got excited to fuck the other corgi. We are off to the races. Yeah, we are. So yeah, but would. You not touch your dog's penis to get him like just a little bit excited and then go and get in there, boy, That's how you do it. I don't think I would. I think my dog would would be handling. I mean at 1st I have a girl dog, but I mean I don't like little boy dogs because their Dick is all waving all over the place and just hanging out all the time. So I would honestly rather just you have a girl dog, but I think the dog can handle it himself.

8:15 You don't have to do it. Never mind, I should, I'm just joking. But I think, I do think that that some people, some dogs do struggle, like people struggle getting the dogs to mate. So I don't know what the trick is there. I think they jerk dogs off. I don't know, is that I? Don't want to get my dog off. That's that's really weird. I just want to get him. Like if I got him, I want him to. I want him to make bait. This is all about profit. I can ask our sponsor chat TBT if you want me to like what the process is but I don't know, I don't want to type. It just kind of get flagged. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You've already asked chat a lot of stupid shit. It knows what you're about, so you might as well just get it over with. How would I?

8:58 All right, well, how would I word this? I don't even know what I'm asking. Is there a place you can go to that will jerk your dog off for you? No, that was on that one, that Van Wilder movie where they but they put it in, they put his the dog semen in the what was it in like bread or something like Donuts. And like desserts or something. Yeah, I don't know what they were, but yeah, I I actively skipped that scene all. Right. Well, so I asked and yes, it is called canine semen collection and it's done by licensed veterinarians who professional who are professional canine reproduction specialists.

9:40 So you don't just like if you're a vet, you don't just like heal sick animals. You also sometimes every once in a while. Manually stimulate the male they well, no, let's use medical terms. Manually stimulate the male dog to collect semen, Jerk off, artificial inseminate. You make it sound so dirty when you say it like that. I'm sorry, what about this conversation is not dirty? We're literally talking about dogs getting hard. How many does how many puppies do they have? Is like is it like 10-12 are? Dogs going to go. That's something innocent. How many dogs can the corgi have at once? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm, we're, we're doing the math over here. It was $4000 for this dog. Actually it was $4500 for this dog.

10:20 He had beautiful blue wise so I know all the bitches would have loved him. So corgis usually have about four to seven puppies per litter. That's like 16, probably 5. You could say 5, you know, just. All right, so so 20. Grand 2020 thousand I can make $20,000 by stimulating my dog. But you don't even have to do it because somebody will do it for you unless, you know, because I think there's a, there's a little bit of a, well, you there's that too. But there's a little bit of a medical process because you can't just like, what are you going to do with it? When you collect the stuff where you're going to put it, you're going to freeze it. Like I don't know what it. I was thinking that I get the dog. I don't like talking about this anymore. Get the dog a little over there, OK? You're saying you want to get him horned up and then have him go finish the job himself?

11:06 Yes, and then and then go get in there, boy. That's how you do it. You got to say, yeah, you would be a fluffer. That's your don't. Worry fluffing. I'm not mouthing nobody. I don't know. I don't. Think so? Gloves, little corgi Dick. I thought like a porn set, a fluffer's only job was like to keep the actors hard. Like they just use their hands. They usually suck, don't they? I don't know. I've never worked in the industry. You want to get one on the show, you go find 1 and I will talk to them. I would love to, to be honest with you, I I know we've thrown that idea around a little a couple of times, but if we actually got like a like a legit porn star, even if it was a guy, I don't, I mean, it doesn't matter because I just have questions about the industry.

11:46 It wouldn't matter to me. I would probably prefer a woman, but I just have questions about the industry like like the fluffer. Is that a real thing? Yeah, I ain't sucking a dog's Dick. I'm just want to make sure that clear I don't think. About. That you don't have to jerking a little bit anyway, you'll move on. I would love. That well, you stroke didn't get a dog. I saw scream yesterday I saw scream seven. I kind of liked it. I'm not going to lie, there's a lot of people complaining about it, but I, I thought it was pretty good I. Don't know. I don't know if people were expecting in a in a fucking Scream movie. Like it's not Shakespeare. Shit and it's the 7th one. Like what do you expect? It's not going to win an award or anything at. What point do you keep?

12:29 Just stop having expectations because any minute now they're going to send Ghostface to fucking space because that's what you do when you run a franchise into the ground. Leprechaun went to space. Pinhead went to space. Jason Voorhees went to space. Then I hope they don't send him to fucking space. But I thought it was pretty good. It felt I probably would too because I see all the screen movies because I like them. Those my favorites. I don't know. I mean, it wasn't. I didn't see the last one, the one without Neve Campbell, because I can't do that to my girl. Well, this one's really good and she's a huge redemption story in this man. It's pretty good. I think usually some really gory scenes too. There's some some fucking bloody scenes that I like I had never seen in a in a screen movie before, so I thought that was pretty cool too.

13:12 So. I didn't even know it was out. I I don't care that came. Out Friday and they put a a teaser for Scary Movie which looks fucking hilarious. Holy shit that like they're back and they're back. The Wayne brothers are back. That's what's important. Yeah, the Waynes brothers are back and they're like right off the bat, the very first scene, they're offending everybody. That's what they said they. Said they don't give a fuck and they said that if this movie does well we will probably get a White Chicks too. Oh my God, could you imagine that? They might as well do it. Who cares? They should, because they it's, it's going to be what? A racist. Movie white facing that's. It is pretty racist.

13:58 I mean, that's sort of reverse racism. I mean, it is, but whatever, who cares? I'm not offended by it. And there's are. You as a black man, are you offended by that? And you looked at you looked at white chicks and you're like, they look disgusting. They'd be. I know, right? That was so. Weird. They were not attractive. They weren't. The best thing about White Chicks, though, is Terry Crews. Oh, yes. Yeah. He's pretty great in that movie. He's pretty great. Well, I'm, you know, the the fact that stroke is talking about jerking off a dog, you got to wonder why people would ever, ever think about why this show would need to be censored. So I want to talk about something here. We censored last Thursday's episode of Not that I did. I did, But it's not like you guys told me not to. I just I said that I did it stroke. Didn't even know what happened.

14:51 I put it in the group chat. Everybody knew it. I don't read that, I just found out today. Yeah, I only read the group chat if it has something to do with me. So if you haven't listened to, if you're a freeloader and you haven't listened to last Thursday's episode, it is. It's still there. The episode's there. The whole, all the content is there. The everything is there. It's just censored for like just with the bigger words and some of the dirtier stuff censored out. We did it on purpose. There was a reason for it. And I'm going to explain this so so that people understand because I told, I said in the group on the Facebook group that we're a part of, the people were fucking complaining and complaining on Spotify. They're complaining in the group. Like first of all, you're you're getting the show for free. So you don't really have a whole lot of say so in things. But I want you people to understand why this decision was made.

15:37 And can I and I said that I would tell you. So we're looking in different ways to monetize the show and the show, the show is it cost money to do, you know, not only does it cost our time, but it cost our creative. We're putting things together, we're writing, we're producing a show here. It's not like we just jump on a mic and start talking. So we're trying to figure out ways to to make a little bit of money off it so that we can keep doing this, doing this and not have to charge more money or whatever. And Spotify decided to say that we're not going to be allowed in their ad monetization program. So you can subscribe on Spotify and get our show and get the video episode of our show for free, completely uncensored.

16:21 But they, when I applied for the the ad monetization, which I've had other podcasts get ad monetization, they responded with that. They they're basically saying that some of our language and stuff and it was mostly the sexual content, I think stroke. But because they never really, they weren't very specific. They were just like language, sexual content, you know, kind of fucking vague or whatever in this e-mail that they sent to me, which is weird because I got to be honest with you. I've heard some more stuff on other podcasts than some of the things that we do at least. Yeah, I mean, I've heard some dirty things, but I honest, but I don't know for sure. I can't sit there and say if those if those podcasts were actually monetized or not through through Spotify. So to be clear, you know, this show costs money. It costs money to do hosts, equipment, hosting platforms, streaming, editing.

17:10 All this stuff costs a little bit of money. It's hours of work. And the free. Well, yeah, I mean that that that to even think about that just the time that we put the show in, like what's the value on that? There's, there's a value to that and it's a lot of value. And the free version of the show makes us literally nothing. We make no money on this whatsoever. So the freeloaders listening to the show get everything absolutely free and they don't get the video, but they get the show for free, which is the way it was on the radio. And that's why I can understand why some people were so mad when they got a censored version of the show, because people get used to things being free, you know, and they get used to things being a certain way. And, and, you know, they expected it. But I mean, if you look back at what we were giving people on the radio, it was censored, wasn't it?

17:52 We had to. We had to, yeah, because I would call people rooster suckers instead of cock suckers. Or mouth hoes. Shit, I think I just broke some rules. Go ahead with the rules. It's. OK, It's OK at this point because I because, because I'm still trying to figure a few things out and how we're going to figure this out because Spotify is not going to you're not going to put ads on our show, which kind of brings us to this. We had kind of two choices in what we were going to do. It was clean up the show, which is what I did last week, or find another way to fund it. But we have some subscribers, which is great, but this still doesn't cover the costs of what we're doing here. How many so F words do we get? Did did they give us a number? No, they didn't really give us a number, but like what's the number in APG 13?

18:38 Movie one? Yeah, one Ian told me. OK, well that's not going to fucking work. We can't we're we got what's these? They're like what's rated R because before it becomes NC 17. I don't think there's a number per SE. I think it because the, the, it's, it's it's very random that how they how they actually judge what is R in NC 17 because the the Motion Picture Association of America is made-up of people who are a bunch of prudes and they can really, they can just decide that they don't like that and make it NC 17. Also, I'm pretty sure a graphic amount of nudity probably helps. Yeah, well, they can go. I don't like say. It it's fine, it's fine. I'm not beeping this episode out. This is where this episode is not going to be. There's no ads that are going to run into this episode and just have to accept it, which is I'm saying like we had to come up with two ways to try to monetize this. So we sort of, this is a business as well people. So I want people to understand and we're trying to build something here.

19:37 So sometimes you have to test things and see if they work and if they don't work, then you know, you tweak it and whatever. So we tested this. This was a test to beep out the free audio version to see if people would still listen and see if maybe some people would decide, you know what, I want to go support the show and I'm going to I'm going to subscribe on Spotify or subscribe on Patreon. And that worked a little bit, you know, to some people, like fuck it, I'm going to support these guys now. I don't want the, I don't want the edited version. I want to get the video, which is great. We appreciate that. By the way, there's some people who are like, I don't want to watch the show. All I do is listen. That's fine. You could still support the show, play the video and fucking not watch it. You can still listen. Yeah, because if you have the video version of Spotify, it'll still play if you turn your if you turn your screen off.

20:24 But one of my things is like, you know, as much as we like doing this, subscribing is the best way to ensure that we keep doing it because, you know, making nothing. I don't want to do that forever. And I mentioned earlier that this new job is making me a lot of money. If that keeps happening and this show makes no money, guess who gets the priority for my time? Absolutely. I mean, I, I agree. And then I think everybody on the show would would agree to that. Yeah, I mean, if not, I'm going to be jerking off dogs. You're probably going to do that anyway, yeah. I don't think that matters, but so, but to be clear to the the DPS of the people who are subscribed, they got the free, they got the full uncensored version of the show on Spotify and on Patreon. So that that worked.

21:13 We did what we wanted. The test went out. It was kind of worked. The point was made a little bit, but also at the same time, people were fucking pissed. People were really, really mad. A lot of the freeloaders talked a lot of shit. I guess I kind of expected that a little bit, though. I'm not, I'm not surprised because it was like, you're used to hearing us say all these fucking words and then an episode comes on. It's like beep, beep beep, beep beep beep. Yes, it would sound like Morse code, but there was a lot of beep, some some DPS and even non DPS. You know, really they they came into the comments and they were like, look, you know, we get it. If you don't, if you don't want to support, then this is what you get because you know, they have to make money and all that. And this was a way to hammer that point home. I just love that we didn't have to make the point ourselves. Like people jumped in and they were like, we get it, We know why you're doing this.

22:03 These people are babies. Because he means. He means double penetration. Yes, that's exactly what it means by DPS. Not, not, not not damn patrons or anything. He just double, double penetration. So we weren't doing this to punish anybody. And I want to be clear on that, that that wasn't the whole point. You could punish the freeloaders in any way. It really wasn't that. We're trying to keep the show alive and keep everybody motivated to do the show and, and, and, and make a little bit of money on it too. But also for me, I want the money to come in so that we can do fun things, so we can give shit away, so we can have events and we can do all kinds of stuff. I want that. And I also want to make some money, but I want to be able to give back.

22:44 I want to put back into the show. That's just where my head is. But I know that everybody is in a different spot in different places, and that's fine. But Spotify won't run ads for us. So that's one that we're not going to make any money on Spotify through ads. So the only way we can make money on Spotify is through subscribers. OK now I understand. I was a little confused what was happening like. Yeah. So Spotify won't put us in their ad monetization program because of our content, because we piss off people or whatever, because we say a lot of crazy shit. So that leads us to a couple of different things here. Maybe there's a sponsor out there who would want to be this show brought to you fully uncensored by blah, whoever it might be.

23:27 Norcal, Gunvault. I'm throwing them out there for no reason. I think I just saw them on Facebook and they just that popped in my head. You know, I was like this show. Brought this for free. Norcal Gunvault. The next one will cost you. Yeah, this show brought to you is fully uncensored and you know, whatever by this, this brand, you can support it directly by being a subscriber. See, look, this Norcal gun Vault would actually be a great, great advertiser for us, to be honest with you. Stroke's always got his guns out. Like Ian even pulls his out every once in a while. We're we're a very gun friendly show. Even guns got a gun? Yeah, the whole crew does. So don't fuck with us, by the way, We will fucking kill you. It's true.

24:11 So you could, you could, we could get a sponsor that that would support, that would support the show. You could fund it directly. Or if things continue, that it may end up becoming a point coming to the show being a little bit more censored. The free version may end up being a little bit more censored so that we can work in some ads and be able to keep this thing funded and still keep it free. I think that that's kind of Fair. Do you guys feel the same way? Whatever puts money it back into the show. It's like we're not shutting the showdown, We're not going to we're not selling out or anything like that. I don't want to. I want to be also be clear that we somebody said something on Spotify about like, oh, you guys, you're at your own show.

24:52 You could do whatever you want to. And now it's all beeped out. It is our show and we can do whatever we want, but that doesn't mean we want to keep doing it for free and not make money. I mean so, so I don't think as a business we. Yeah, I don't think people realize the the shit that goes on, what you have to do with. Also, I don't mind selling out. I don't either. I was going to say because. There's a reason they don't call them sell outs anymore. They call them people with money. Yeah, yeah. And I mean, I would sell out to like a bar stool or in a heartbeat, SiriusXM a reason why not the radio. Station Why? We need to get the hooker contest going. That'll get our son Barstool's radar. Maybe we'll have to talk about that still we there's a conversation we're going to bring that up again, like I said in the in the when we get to the comments.

25:34 Well, I. Don't know. Jeff's not here and we kind of and it's kind of a 2 to one vote. So I'd say we'd just go for it. I can't wait to hear the comments. Yeah, right. They're pretty good. They're pretty good. I guess I, I don't know, like Florida, we we're, we're half the shows, Florida, half the shows California, opposite states. So I don't know what people would want. Well, let's get to the top. I bet how many people want us to give away a hooker. Think about how funny that is. We are two different fucking states. We're very different states too. And it The funny thing is like we're not really that different of people. I mean, we all have our own different personalities for sure. But but but but. The difference between California and Florida isn't fully represented usually. Usually like when we disagree on something, Stroke and I are on the same page and you and Jen are. How come?

26:21 How come you and Jen are anti giving away a hooker but are pro watching people die live on this show for your amusement? Because the last thing you said, because it's for my amusement. Are we talking about people that need to be like, we're going to like, do it like a like a hanging in the middle of town for some kind of Mikey? 'S fucking game. Did they die? Remember? Did they die? Why did they die? That was a fun game watching somebody die right in front of. Us. Mikey's confused. I'm all about it. I didn't say I was anti giving away the hooker. I said that it would be, you know, there's, there's, there's got to be talked about and thought through and I didn't want us. To pay. I wish we could get to this comment right now because I have things to say, but I'll wait.

27:05 Let me. Let me just wrap this up and we'll get in the comments because I got to play a strokified song. There is once we have a song that we got to get to about the people who are bitching about the free fucking free because they had to hear the beeps. So anyway, listen, we're going to work. If you guys know anybody that that may want to sponsor this show so that we can continue to present it completely for free to the freeloaders, then let us know. If you, if you don't mind the beeps, let us know then and it will and we'll work on that out. But our goal here is to keep this show funded and keep it going and you can either support it directly or help us figure out a way to do it or deal with the beeps. So there you go. For those of you that bitched online about the beeps, the show is free. You don't really have any.

27:47 You don't have any, any, fucking nothing. You can't. Say shit. You've no skin in this game, period. But I do have a song for you. This is a Stroker Fight song. It's called You heard one beep. You heard one beep. You lost your mind like we burned your crops. And stole your Wi-Fi unlistenable typed in he over something that cost you 0 to stream. We don't just roll in talking Lee. There's hours underneath these sleeves.

28:27 You're riding, cutting, mixing grind, and you're pissed because we cleaned a few lines. You storm the comments like it's war over something. You don't bet for once it's the track. And now you through this cube. We'll miss nothing from you. You're bitching battle beat. Bitching battle beat. I'm done.

29:11 Goodbye the same wrong way. Don't announce your flight the same church don't need to preach, just close the app and find some peace. You won't it wrong, you won't it loud. Every curse we're not allowed. Funny how you want the heat but act allergic to the feet. Spotify won't set aside just because we say things. That makes you mad. We built our own damn lane and you're shocked there's a paywall gauge. You're bitching by the beep, bitching by the beep, acting like we pulled the plug on the feet. Same damn show, same heartbeat. Just cleaned it up on the free stream. You know what's wild the loudest? Ones never chip and never share it, never rate it, never tell a friend.

30:03 But one beep hits and suddenly they're pock ass critics. Respectfully shut up and I'm. Mad. It's just funny how entitlement grows with no money. You want the whiskey on tap, but you don't want to buy the bottle? You want no fire. Turned up but don't want to touch the throttle. That's wild. Still bitching. Battle beep bitching. Battle. Beep hold. Damn meltdown. I'll repeat we. Built this thing from blood and ground. You got it free. And. Still decline it. That's love to make you. You leave. Guess you ain't built for the heat. But don't act shocked when artists choose not to flee the free fee. Beep, beep, beep, beep.

30:51 That's the sound of free Beep, Beep, beep, beep. Upgrade or let it beep, beep. There you go bitching about a beep. That's funny. That's pretty good. That's a pretty good song. I like the lyrics of that song. Get mad when an artist won't bleed for you for free, motherfuckers. All right, so quick bitching about the beep. Support the show or help us figure out a way to. And it's not that. It's not like we don't have supporters, but you know, the more the merrier. Yeah, buy shirts, buy shit. You could, yeah, you could actually. You could go to our merch. You could buy merch. People do. We're actually going to have a new shirt this week.

31:32 It'll it'll drop this week. I'll make sure I post about it on Facebook so everybody knows it's gonna be the shirt of the month. We'll get that out there, too, for everybody. See, I think it's time to get into some comments. We got a couple of voicemails and we asked about an update about Kenobi and his Valentine's Day thing. His mom called in. I gave us an update, so we'll get into all that. That'll be nice. Not that damn show. Don't you want to leave us a message on that damn voicemail? Yeah, I can tell you how to leave us a message on that damn voicemail. Call 916312-D AM and damn 916312 AM and. Damn. You can leave us a comment or a voicemail anytime, anywhere. Patreon, Spotify, Facebook, whatever voicemails.

32:12 Just call the number and leave that. It's open all day, every day. You can actually leave voicemails on our website as well too. Glad that's back. You know, I forgot about that for a little while. I'm glad we started having those again. I love the voicemail segment. It just sometimes it sometimes this is like it was when we were on the radio. Sometimes we'd get a bunch and sometimes we wouldn't get any, you know, so. I was thinking the other day and one of my favorite segments we ever did on the radio was what we give them. Was it, you got to help me remember 10 seconds or or something and we'd let them bitch on Friday about anything they wanted to. Say let it go, let it go. Oh my God I I know we can't do that on podcast but damn that was so fun. Well, I'll tell you what, you know, we keep talking about maybe doing a like a monthly live stream for like basically recording the show and bringing some of the, the DPS, the people who subscribe for the show to kind of watch us while we're recording it.

32:56 Then we could bring, we could bring that back. That'd be fun. Let it go. I would love to do that. Yeah. All right, so we got 3 voicemails. We'll get into that and then get into catch up on the comments too. Here's the first one in a little bit. So I know you guys try not to talk about the old radio station. And with the recent news that, you know, two of the posts got fired, I just can't anymore this afternoon. Guy, I always hate him. He's got no personality. He's a pack of a radio host. I just turned on the radio. 98 Rock is giving away tickets to Cardi B. What? Jesus Christ, a rock station for a rap concert makes no sense. I hate I can't stay on that station anymore. Anyways, love you guys.

33:41 I don't understand the. I don't, I don't listen, so I'm not really sure. Let's go to their fucking website. I'm not going to say I'm not going to say one thing about the afternoon guy because I've never met him. I have never heard anything about the guy. I don't. I really don't know anything about him for I've only heard that he's a nice guy. People that met him. He's a, he's a very nice guy. OK, I know I don't listen to him on the radio, so I don't know what his personality is like. But I've, I've met him in real life and as a matter of fact, I've he was, I was a producer for a radio station. He was the voice of that station a long time ago. OK, so I've known him for a long time. I don't outside of those, the personal experience I have with him. I don't know him as a radio personality, but nobody seems to like him. See, here's the thing, he he may just be stuck there and they've told him how to be corporate. You know what I mean?

34:25 Like people don't realize that they they they get your ass and they're like be this way. He may not be what you think. I don't want to defend him. I don't. I don't. No, I know you're defending radio, which is. I'm just defending, Yeah. Like he it's just maybe he's not that bad of a guy. I don't know. People don't people don't know what they don't know, you know what I mean? And that is sort of the way it is. You know, sometimes really good personalities get get their balls cut off and they can't, you know, that's they can't do much. They kind of were doing that to not that damn show towards the end, you know, that's they take everything away from you and you just kind of got to be this corporate, whatever the fuck. So I don't see anything on their website or Facebook page about Cardi B. So it might have just been something that every once here, Yeah, as I say, every once in a while they hand you something to give away at the very last minute because they have to get rid of it. Yeah, but I don't think we would have. We would have raised tail.

35:17 We're like this doesn't a lot of stuff if. They gave us Cardi B tickets. We would have either said fuck that or we would have came up with the most retarded contest. We would have did something so ridiculous to give those away in. I don't even know if we would have did it. We would have just because people would be making like that guy calling in there. People just make fun of us for it. Exactly. That's probably why we're not in radio. You know what? That's damn it. You're probably right. It was one of the reasons, I think. If that's true, that's stupid. I'm not seeing that guy that's on the air. He probably was told what to do. Yeah, I doubt it was his idea to give away Cardi B, but but you know what, to be fair too, the Cardi B thing, I know Cardi B just announced the concert coming to Sacramento.

36:00 So maybe they, maybe they are, you know, maybe the cluster itself, you know, how would a cluster a group of radio stations is a sponsor or something. So they got 2 radio stations that would be giving away Cardi B tickets and they just make everybody do it. It's like I heart and everybody does everything. Well. Did the the the the the PD of the pop station and the other rock? The alternative station just took over 98 rock. That might have something to do with it too. I don't think he's the PD of the pop station, but he's the PD of the alternative station. So now Andy Hawk, he's got he's got 98 Rock, the alt station and the Eagle, which honestly, is this probably a smart, smart move for them. Andy Hawk knows his shit. I've. Known that guy for a long time I can't see. A goddamn thing, but he knows his shit.

36:41 But he's a smart dude and he knows his radio very what really well. And he was trained by Jim Fox, who was like one of the. Best. Oh yeah, Jim was great. Who the fuck was the PD before him? Who who's been there in like the last two years? Of what station? 98. Rock 98 Rock. I don't think anybody was. I think the guy that Neanderthal do that they had in the morning was sort of kind of not really operations manager, but sort of program director. I'm going to meet a top 30 market and not have a brand manager, PD, whatever. Place makes sense. Let's move on. Yeah, so anyway, so that's that. Couple more voicemails here. Yo, what up? Not that damn show. How are you mother doing?

37:22 It's damn it from love the show. Today. Especially the part with the. Very clever blue bubbles. And the moist keep up the great work guys. I. Love that guy. I don't know who he is, but he's a Dick and I love it. Oh, that was pretty funny. All right, fine, fine. We got it. Point made. You guys don't want the censorship support? The. We should censor the whole damn show again. Oh, by the way too. Like remember how how the episode on Tuesday I kept saying I wasn't going to censor a certain word. I. I'm not saying.

38:03 I fucking censored it. Even on the. Only on the free version. Even on the paid version. No, no, no, no. The the paid people get, I always get everything. But that's why Jay's not here. She's I was just going to keep them making up things. That's why she's been suspended for four days. Confirmed that word NTSH and got fucking suspended. That's right. That's what we're going to say. I think I'm about to say it just to get myself suspended for four days. Oh God, please don't say it. I won't I. Got to go edit it. All right, so it said that Nico's mom called us up and give us an update on Nico's Valentine's Day thing.

38:43 Remember how we gave him advice on how to ask a girl out? Oh, Nico was the hater. Yeah, you mean Kenobi? Or is it oh, Kenobi Kenobi? Yeah. Nico's the guy that went off on and got bleeped for and guys probably can't got us banned from getting ads on Spotify. Because she's probably a word that rhymes with maggot with an M. Yeah, it was true. So Kenobi, Kenobi. Sorry, I don't mean to mix you up Kenobi with with hating on Jen, but here's Kenobi's mom. Hey guys, it's Kenobi's mom with the little Valentine's Day update. Kenobi's little Valentine at school was hilariously awkward because he asked and she says I have to ask my mom and then he said he's going to ask again the next day and she goes. My mom said she'll think about it, but we were listening to the podcast on the way to school on Thursday. Then I think when Ian mentioned wearing the Florida Man shirt might help him out a little bit.

39:45 So that Friday when it's time for the dinner to get out their Valentine's Day treats and stuff, was also pajama day. And it goes, Mom, I'm going to wear my shirt under my pajamas. So he had a ride on up to the school and gave her a small little teddy bear. It was adorable. With this Florida Man shirt. Dude. That's pretty great. Yeah, that like I I said, like that shirt is like it gives you like a 76% more chance of getting the girl everyone knows. I think any. Any of our merch gives you a little bit more of a chance of getting getting a girl, getting a discount, getting something for, you know, anything. Just if you wear a shirt, you walk into a gas station, maybe you get something for free.

40:29 Good things happen. Yeah, according to my recent research, between 18 and 25 you have an increase of about 28%. But if you are, I'm just making a bullshit. That's why I could tell. Those numbers sounded. Great, that don't make sense. No, that, that is a proven fact that if you wear our merch or you have a sticker on your car or you're wearing a hat, whatever it is, everything, everything is. Better it is, but we only sample our listeners. True, that's true, you don't have to say that. All right so that's voicemails. We got some comments to get caught up on too. First one here is maybe someone can explain.

41:09 This is laughing my ass off. I look homeless as fuck but I promise I own my house and land and make 6 figures. I definitely think my mom should have been shouldn't have been so uptight and let me get interested in makeup because now who looks homeless? I don't know what she's talking. About, I don't know, but that person clearly had something to go they were going through because I don't they just maybe they just wanted to get that out even though I have no idea what they're talking about. We may have been talking about something and and, and I know we were talking about homeless people and trying to give them a shirt to to wear like an NTDS shirt is like an advertising. We were going to close, but no. Can't close the homeless, can't give away hookers. I feel. I feel like I'm trying to do a show with one arm time I have my back.

41:49 I'm trying to tell you, dude, see, now I feel like what corporate radio is the no, no, no, no, no. If you, if we get sponsors to pay for some of this shit, I'm in. I'm 100% in. We'll close the homeless next one here says laugh my ass off Mikey saying he's not going to bleep and then multiple times while he it's bleeped. So go back to episode 2 or episode not episode 2 last Tuesday's episode where things were beeped an NTDS cookie cutter and metal branding iron. Daniel says we need that. But what an NTDS cookie cutter look like. Would it just would it be NT and the initials I guess, but maybe the maybe what the logo looks like up here in the corner? Maybe, I guess.

42:30 Dude, dude, we really want to be a cookie cutter like. No, I feel like that just is like almost making fun of yourself. We're not cookie cutter bitch. Fuck you, Daniel. But we're so not cookie cutter that we circle around to being cookie. It's ironic. It kind of is I guess. I like the branding iron idea. Then we go brand a cow or you're steak TDs. Oh my gosh, we brand a cow. We are fucking done. We are never going to get an advertisement. We were talking about spray painting a turtle a tortoises shell. Why couldn't we brand a cow? Yeah, if somebody, what if somebody owned a ranch and they wanted us to brand their cow, They literally let us do it. Oh my God.

43:14 I think we could. Do it. I would do it. I'm. All for it. I'm just saying this is terrible idea but I'm all for. It that's why we don't have sponsors here. This is Nico right here, Nico Jens only hater says in capital letters. You are not in charge Jennifer. And then says Mikey quit being a bitch siding with her on everything so your wife doesn't hit you. Get the hooker. Mikey, do you get hit? I actually agree with me my. Wife is so fucking abusive she beats me. She beats me. Mandy, please stop hitting me hurting Mikey. Nico, shut up. I. Love that guy, I don't care. He's pretty funny. I do too. I actually I. Think he's trolling us but I love him. I I think it's great.

43:57 Hey, he keeps listening. It's fine. So since Neagle brought it up the hooker thing, I threw this in here to get a little update on the poll that we posted. And currently right now 80% of people think that we should do the Dangle your carrot for Jesus promo. Which is the Jesus part's going to be there? Just out of this. Because people get really upset about that part. But dangle your carrot. But I mean, I get where everybody's coming from, but maybe. It's it's our Easter giveaway. The Jesus part though I don't part of the shows in the South too so. That's true. That's true. What about what didn't we say something about resurrection type thing? Is that a? Is that just as bad? I'm about to ban myself and everybody from the show from a week everyone just spent. I'm not saying I'm in yet, but we'll have to talk through some some some names for this thing if we were going to do it. I talked to Christina.

44:48 I talked to Christina and I said hey, we were talking about this and Jen didn't like it and she said. No, we were bowling and our girlfriend started talking. My my girlfriend and your wife started talking about it. She said the same thing. As long as you're not going and you're not fucking the hooker, I don't give a shit. Yeah. So I don't know how does did you talk to Mandy about this? She's not about it at all. She's absolutely against it. She she leaves a comment on here, which we'll get to, but yeah, her and I actually got like she starts yelling at me, not yelling, but telling me this. I was like, hold up, first of all, stop. You know, you don't have to get so mad about it or. Anything hypothetical this. Is very hypothetical. We're just kind of talking it through. But she is. She doesn't think we we should give away.

45:29 We should give away sex. We're not. We're actually not. Well we are yes and no gift certificate. You could technically go buy shirts with it. As I say, you can. Go and text me to the restaurant. And get a cheeseburger. What? What am I lying about? What did I yell at you about? Oh, I did. I was like I said, I I'm sorry. I'm not trying to lie. I promise. I was like, I was like, first of all, you don't. You don't get any creative control over what we do on this show. I did say that I didn't. Like that? Oh, you're an idiot. Well, she was, she was like, I didn't it just, I don't normally say that. She just came downstairs. She's like, you're not getting a hooker.

46:10 And I was like, hold the fuck? Up No. But none of us are getting hookers. It's a gift certificate. You get to pick out which one you want. Technically, a woman could go and scissor. Yeah, that's true. It could be a woman too. No, it could be anybody but these. These women that work here, they have the full right to say no, they don't have to fuck you. She all right do you want you guys want to hear what she said like she made it so very serious yes well no I'm just going to tell you she said some she was like seriously she was like basically comparing this whole thing to sex trafficking and and we're. Like that?

46:53 I know it made me feel really bad I. Said this last week. They don't ship them in on crates. This is a legitimate business that pays taxes. But she but she takes it all the way back to that a majority of these girls were abused or possibly sex trafficked at one point and. So was half to my sex life. These bitches at bars, they're fucking like they got daddy issues. I hate to agree on that point, but he's kind of right. Yeah. Strip clubs, you don't. You don't see anybody bitching that those are still open. Yeah, I'm over there playing with my pussy on the Internet. I mean, you don't know my background. True and. I don't have a pussy but if I did it I think. Kristen said the burglar burgle segment would be good with a who Said it moment.

47:39 You guys should bring that back. Who said it last week? That word burgled. Burgled. Burgled. Yeah, burgled, because your house got burgled, Anthony said. So the next shirt should be two NS avatar with a censored label over her mouth for calling that Jerka the F word. That word right there that you can see on the screen. I'd say it, but you have to bleep it. Yeah, please don't, because we just got done. It rhymes with Rob's listeners. Yeah. Here, here's what Mandy said in in her comment. But Mandy NTDSHR here's what she says. She says HR conclusive on the the brothel gift card. Absolutely the fuck not.

48:20 Any giveaways that require a legal disclaimer, A liability waiver, and an STD screening is off the table. You don't need an STD screening from us to win. We don't care. You have to do, you have to do 1 for them, in which case you can just give away the gift certificate to whoever you want a liability waiver. We don't need one of those either because we're just getting, we're just giving away the gift certificate. Just tell Mandy that this is a gift certificate if you if somebody wants to go buy $1000 worth of shirts, they can do it. What if it was? Yeah, yeah. So if it was like just like a Visa gift card. Well. And you, yeah, what you, you choose on what you spend with. If you take a $500 Visa gift card and go buy a gun and shoot someone, that's not on us.

49:06 Not that I think gun shops do Visa gift card. No, it's not on us. We, we can't, we can't judge a person's character just because they won. I mean, yeah, if they're signing up for a hooker contest, I can judge somebody, but. I've got issues and if I want to go out and be a whore, I mean that doesn't, it's just not getting paid for it. But I'm not because, you know, I'm a married man now, so. Jenny says. My friend's dad told us he likes to go to the Bunny Ranch for lunch. He said they had food and they had a really good Caesar salad. That the tuna is delicious. Most places have a good Caesar salad. How do you fuck that up? I was just going to say that man, the Caesar salad's like the easiest salad to have.

49:47 That'd be weird. It's like, hey, Mikey, when we meet me up at the Bunny Ranch, we're going to have a salad. We're not going to fuck horse. Yeah. How's that going to go over with anybody's wife? No. I do have another update for us though, and that is the Stockton Blvd. Hooker. So somebody says the Stockton Blvd. Hooker is real. I've seen her in real life. And we asked last week. We asked for pictures. We wanted proof of life of the Stockton Blvd. Hooker. Midget hooker, by the way, or little person hooker or whatever. What do they like to be called? I don't know. I don't want. To let's just claim this this is a legend by someone else said that Mia took a photo that's. All I did. What did you say? Don't you have a photo? OK. This is a legend based on somebody else. We're not saying this person is a hooker. I covered.

50:31 Her ass. Oh yeah, we Oh yeah, thank you for for for clarifying because we don't know for sure, but I would mean look, just look at her. She looks like a hooker. What's her going rates half off? Here there's a backside of her. Does she have rolls on her legs? Looks like it. Wow, what the fuck is he wearing, Hang? On nothing flattering, I'm telling big. Forehead too. Well, you know, most of never mind. I'm not going to finish that sentence. Well, there you go. So the Stockton hooker is, well, this is listen, this is from a dammit, like you said, this is allegedly the Stockton Hooker. If somebody else gets another picture of the same person and sends it to us, then I think at that point it's safe to say that this is the part that's legit, right? If we get at least two people, I don't know if you have to get a picture of her on the corner, you got to get a picture of like the street sign that says Stockton. Bulwark when Jim Fox, the old PD, said that I can't call someone a whore unless you're actually making money. No, you don't hook a whore.

51:45 Or it was, it was horrid slut. Yeah, there was a difference. Yeah. So. We're going to play that fine line, I think. Yeah, we don't know for sure if she is. She's allegedly a hooker. We might need video evidence of her sucking Dick to even prove it. I don't want that. I don't want to. Say that why I'm? Going to. Say that to Mikey at TDs. Said it directly to ian@ntdsornottds.com. Actually, you know what, JTNNNNTDS. It's a Jen. Yeah, yeah, she's. Not here. So yeah, yeah, she's going to be like, why am I getting all this Midget porn? I think I got a couple more comments here. Jay said 2 N can be the Midget ambassador for NTDS and then he said, oh, This is why I put this in here. He said the guy who crashed Ian, you post you shared last week a video of a guy who ended up on a fence, right? That was your video.

52:34 That person apparently ripped his Dick off and had to get it reattached. Oh. Yeah, if you get your if you get your Dick torn. Off and. You have to have it reattached. Does it like work 100%? I think so. Didn't that happen to to John Bobbitt? Yeah, John Bobbitt, they wouldn't look in the field for his Dick. Yeah, and they attached it back on and he ended up doing porn. But I don't think I don't, I think it was like weird. I would imagine it being. It barely worked. Yeah, it barely worked. I'm talking about it like 100% of the time. Like none of this oh, I swear this never happens kind of thing. Like no.

53:14 Why is there scars around your Dick? Well, long story. Iraq. This woman cut it off What? God. Damn it, I would lie. I'd just be like so scary. I would do. You do it like a thumb, you put it in ice, and then you like bring the Dick back to the. Yeah, they had. They when they found it, they picked it up. They had to put it on ice. And I remember this. I remember, I remember. If you get something ripped off, it's actually bad if you put it on ice. Is it? I thought you supposed to put it on ice. That's what movies tell you to do. Fuck no. What are you supposed to do? Well, it damages the nerve it's picking. Up a little baggie. Actually, just kind of, yeah. Walk in the hospital. Go. I found this Dick. This is according to.

53:57 This is according to Cracked, so I might be, so I take that with a grain of salt. OK. Well, all right, here's our last one. It's from Danny says I'm I'm going to need whoever the dude was was being guilt tripped for getting into shape to reach out to me. We got to train together and get you a better girlfriend. Remember that guy who said it? Was it a damn? Problem. Last week he was like. He got Yeah, he had the Danny effect because he started getting in shape and and his girlfriend didn't like it. Well, you know, Danny, obviously reach out to him. He wants to meet up with you. There you go. He wants to get you, wants you to, wants to work out and find you a new lady. Danny's got. Himself a Danny's got himself a girlfriend. He does, but it sounds gay when you say he want to work. He want to work him out.

54:38 Well, he wants to work out. That's. A little gay. Where's my Dick? Pop off a piece of my Dick. Danny loves it. I get messages every week. He's like, we have Joe make fun of me all the time. Yeah, we have to make fun of Danny. Danny, if for those of you that don't know Danny, you have to go join our group and or follow us on Facebook and and just get get to know the community. He was one of the like. Like the the wise. The wise and girlfriends got their own laminates at the Not Damn Show event. Danny got one too. And this is the price you got to pay Danny to get that kind of VIP treatment. You got to let us make fun of you every once in a while. He's been, but he's been a part of kind of been a part of this crew.

55:21 Since he was a virgin. Since he was a virgin. Danny's the kind of guy that like, pretends his stomach like, oh, I'm itching right here to show off his sick just. To just to reach up and. Scratch his ass. That's Danny, by the way. Danny, can you stop doing that? Can can we, can we just get right into can we stop and just start off with can guys who are in shape stop acting like your stomach itches so that you could just lift your shirt up? That's a great. One. Yeah. Can we stop that? Please. Hey. But at the same time it's like it's like that. It's like that bitch from last week. I'm not trying to take away you getting into into into great shape. Yeah, you just don't got to be so like. Don't brag. Do shit about it. I'm like, yeah, yeah, you have ABS. Duly noted.

56:02 We can like, trust me, there are, there are certain people that through clothing we can tell. You can just tell. Yeah, one of. Those people. This, I don't know why but this this pissed me off while stroke and I went bowling with with our ladies and we have the the whole area to ourself and then out of nowhere this group of like 6 come up in the alley right in the lane right next to us. They do not get their own balls. Can we stop using other people's bowling balls and go get your fucking own? I just came up and. Started using. Fuck that. No. And I'm like, this should not piss me off as much as it does. But there was one. I I was only using one because I found the one that was perfect for my hand and now. And I was like, you know what?

56:46 This is mine. This is going to be the one that I use for the next three games. And this bitch who I don't know, just grabs my ball, throws it down the thing. And I'm like, I'm up next, you whore. Yeah. I don't like that. Yeah, Yeah. OK. So I was like, is that, is that legit? I was like that that. That's a legit bitch. I I'm good with. I I think that's legit because I you, you did, like you said, you spend some time finding the right ball. Yeah. And then that's your ball. And people's hands get all gross and sweaty and they're already gross enough. I don't need not. Only that it messes with the mojo. You know what I mean? Yeah. Don't fuck with my balls, Mojo. You might get a gutter ball next thing I'm on. I had. I had two strikes in a row. Her gutter ball could have cost me that Turkey.

57:26 I think it'd. Put your fucking hand grease all over it, bitch. Gutter balls skank. Wow, OK, It didn't matter, it didn't it. I didn't like that they touched my balls, but I wasn't happy about it. I just I. Maybe it's just because that I I. I got sick first part of the week. I was going to say, yeah, you, my girlfriend's sick right now. I'm like maybe it was because of the the the bacteria in the damn finger holes, but my immune system's like a Viking so I feel fine. And by the way, Ian, we weren't going to stop then. These bitches were like 6 foot 6 every one of them. Like one of them like 1 wasn't Amazon and she was. Using like fucking ball me, yeah. Yeah, that you just say, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, Sir. You can use my ball if you want.

58:14 A danger would say not to. Her, Sir, you. Scare me. You scare me. Go ahead, Mikey. You go, Mikey. Alright, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. Can we stop pretending we don't see someone until the last possible second so that so we can decide if we're actually going to say hi to them or not. Like if you're at a grocery store or any store, it is and you, you see that person like, oh fuck, I know that person. He has kind of make eye contact, but you don't say anything until the last possible second when you get right next to them. And then you're like, oh, hey, how's it going? And you make that. Can we just stop doing that in general and just stop talking to each other in public? That's fine. I don't like, Yeah, I don't like people at all.

58:54 I mean, I'll, we can, you can you can send me a message and I'll get to it at my own time. Maybe never, maybe right away. Just depends on who you are and if I want to talk to you. It's like I saw, I saw you at Target the other day. I didn't know if I should come and say, hey, should. I didn't know if I should come up and say hi. You know you shouldn't. No, you should. No, don't. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I used to be a lot friendlier, I would say on the air. You know, people were like, I saw you guys out. I was nervous. I didn't know if I should say, hey, now I've pulled that back. I'm like just don't. Just don't talk to me. It's cool. Yeah. This one might get a little bit political, but can we stop? No matter what you do for a living, if somebody has an opinion about politics, can we stop saying shut up and do your job? Because politics is everywhere in our lives now. So it it's like everyone should have an opinion about it. It I mean what?

59:43 Disagree with it or not? Stop saying shut up and play music or shut up and throw a ball. People are allowed to have opinions. It's called the First fucking Amendment. I don't know, 'cause my next was can we stop? Is like, can we just take a weekend off and let's Mikey has a podcast where he gets he talks about it. I get that. Like that's kind of like his his little job. You know what I mean? Like I get what you do his little show. Yeah, his his other podcast. I get it. But can we like take Saturday and Sunday off? Dude, I agree bitching unless something big happening, like something big happening. But can we just stop like just Saturday night? Just I want politics to be boring again. I.

1:00:24 Kind of disagree and with what you're saying, Ian, because I do think that like unless it's there's a place, there's a time and a place for it is what I is where my thing is, I think everybody have opinion. You can say whatever you want to, but like, if it's a press conference and we're talking about the game that you just played. If somebody literally goes, if an athlete or a musician goes on their own personal social media page, the the people like shut up and do your job. But they weren't. This wasn't like an Oscar speech where where nobody wants to hear that shit or whatever. But like, if, if they're just on Facebook one day and be like, I don't support the the bombing of Iran, shut up and do your job. I I also think though, that like when it comes to like celebrities or people, you know, sports players, whatever it might be, an athlete of any kind, it's maybe don't say anything only because like only I'm not saying you can't, but I'm just saying don't because it, it does start to maybe divide your fan base a little bit and you don't necessarily want that.

1:01:22 But hey, that's your choice. You know, I mean, if you want to say something, go ahead. And especially. That's just my opinion. Especially if and if this if you're on Patreon, you can see this you should subscribe. If if, if a celebrity is posting it online, you have like I, I take this finger and I and I start at the bottom and I and I bring it all the way to the top. I just keep scrolling and my life. Does not change. If so many people would just learn to do let me here, let me bring it up closer to the screen so you guys can see Start at the bottom, bring it all the way to the top. Just keep scrolling and now you don't see it anymore. Object permanence, it's gone. That's true, yeah. Can we stop thinking that we're going to convince people to vote our way on social media? Because I don't think that's happening. Yeah, I'm with you on that.

1:02:06 I don't. I don't think that's ever going to happen. Can we stop saying what immediately and then answering the question right before the person repeating? I can't help it. It's like it's, it's, it's involuntary. Yeah, like. Almost every human does that. Although there's a. Do you know you heard them? You heard them, you heard them. Why did you say what? There's a show that I love and one of the characters and I it used my my girlfriend in California. It pissed her the fuck off when I did this. He would ask you a question and then as you're answering it go huh? So like for Mikey, what? When is Mandy's birthday? November.

1:02:47 What you did like that? Don't kiss me the fuck. Yeah, it's so, it's so great if you want to do. The show's called Shorty. My Shorty fans know. Can we stop giving TV shows like 18 different fucking spin offs because Game of Thrones is on its second one? I'm not watching it. Really. Yeah, The Walking Dead's got like 4. Yeah, we don't. We don't need any more spin offs. Yeah, just come up with something else. Stop, stop. They're trying to milk every last fucking drop of that cash cow that was Game of Thrones that ended like 6 years ago. Trying to milk it like stroke wants to a dog. Exactly. Yes, just. Like you. Please don't the way you say it.

1:03:29 No, the way you said it and he. Reminded you. I was trying to make sixteen $20,000 a like puppies so. If you if you start buying puppies and you start a business, then you could be the main. You can jerk off all the dogs. I bet Mike would hit me up on a on a private DM. He'd be like hey, how you getting your dog all hard because I'm trying to make $20,000 a month. I might. A PO too. Can we stop acting like I committed a federal crime because I ordered Starbucks for in store pickup and then showed up in the drive through? It's a fucking cup of black coffee. OK, It's not that hard for you to go to this counter and grab it and bring it over here. This this the the people at the Starbucks down the street from me will be like they get so fucking mad if you order on the app and you say in store pickup because the app is so dumb that it makes it automatically goes for in store pickup and you don't change it to the drive through. It's like you just ruin their entire fucking day. Blow me.

1:04:26 Can we stop? We are in a an age of Venmo, cash app, Zelle or zet whatever the fuck. Can we stop splitting like a group of a ten person party into like 15 different checks? You're told what you ordered is on there. It has your total on the receipt. Just Venmo one person in the group. They can take care of it. I'm so sick. What if nobody in your group has enough money to cover the whole check? You only pay for what you ordered. Send what? Send the money for what you ordered to that person. The problem is I get money, you get money sent to you and then Venmo takes it. Oh, do you want it quickly? And then you lose more money.

1:05:08 I'm like, I'm losing on this fucking deal. So everybody sent an extra dollar, so whatever. OK, I like that. 'Cause I 'cause I had AI had a table yesterday, this giant, it was like 14 people. I had 11 checks. I ran out of booklets to put their receipts in. I ran out of pens. It was a fucking nightmare. And in my head I'm like this 2026 Venmo exists. Can we stop believing reality shows are reality? Yeah. I watched my rescue. I enjoy it. Took. John Taffer, I've had enough and he's the same bullshit. It's the worst I've ever seen. You know, I'm like, they've already hidden cameras. Like I know I know what I'm watching, like I'm for entertainment. I know this is bullshit, but it wasn't real. If they ain't no drama, it ain't fucking real. I watched a lot of Lizard Lick towing when I was when I was. That dude, that one was so obvious. It was so bad.

1:06:04 Yeah, I watched it. Yeah, that one with the monster truck. I'm running over the cars. I'm like bullshit. Yeah, or there was 1 episode. It was like the first season where they go to repo something and the guy gets stabbed quote UN quote but you never see blood, you never see anything. They just he's like he he he's holding where he got stabbed. Next scene he's in the hospital all patched up. I'm like get fucked. Yeah, that's like the show Cheaters where the guy, the original host, got stabbed and then there was no record of any of that bullshit, they've called it. Really, it was never. It would never really happened. But I know this cheaters. Yeah, I mean, I like the show's still on. They have like some old rapper I've never even heard of. It's not Joey Greco or anything, whatever his name was. That was original.

1:06:46 Remember, Donald's got to be the host. Yeah. Yeah, I remember you talking about that. Yeah, I could have. That would be. Great, I. Know but yeah they he didn't he didn't really get fucking stabbed there was no police record no, no none of that was all fucking bullshit what an. Asshole. Yeah, right, all. That. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm, I don't have any more. Can we stock you? Guys, good. All right. What you got? Can we stop spoiling movies years in advance? Because like when the the the the the trailer for Toy Story 5 comes out now all the Facebooks like the movie is mainly going to focus on this character and this person won't make an appearance. And then I'm like the movies like a year and a half away. Stop fucking telling me all this. Show me the trailer and shut the fuck up. Who tells?

1:07:29 Who says that thing? Is it real? Is these just people just making shit up? Because sometimes I'll. There are little people whose job it is to go to to to report on these movies. Like I know more about the next Avengers movie than I do. You're fucking children, and I've met your children. I've never met an Avenger. I think because sometimes when I'm scrolling Facebook I'll see literally fake articles that like I'll read it and I'm like, I can tell this was written by AI but somebody had to go and put the prompt in there and copy and paste it and put it on fucking Facebook. Like this is such garbage. Everything is completely made-up. Can we stop with fake movie things that that aren't actually going to be in it like Mikey just said? Because now you're not.

1:08:13 Not now, you're just pissing me off like your man. Shit is annoying actually. It's really annoying. You know what, let's just, let's just all just not be on social media anymore. Can we stop with social media? Let's go back to Myspace. Yes. I know, and by little people, did you? Know what? Well, he said little people. I just wonder if he meant midgets. I don't know if the midgets are the ones that's running movies. I didn't say anything about little people. You said little people. There are people anyway. What about Myspace I? Didn't I? Was just going to say, you know who's not in the Epstein files is Tom for Myspace? No, because, Yeah, well, I mean, most people in the FC files are rich, but he was like a just a he was just a decent part. He just wanted to.

1:08:57 He just turned. Just wanted to be your friend. Yeah, just wanted to be your friend. We turned. We turned our back on him. Like I didn't. I didn't. I didn't have to see your stupid faces unless I went to your page. It wasn't just in my feed. I had to go look for your stupid face. Yeah, I didn't unfriend him. I kept him as a friend of mine. He moved him. From my top, his picture was stupid. Yeah, you're. Stupid him and a chalkboard. I'm like that. This is fucking stupid and. He never changed it. It was the same thing. That picture for. There's a meme now. It's everything. Yeah. All right. We got a couple of damn problems we're going to get to. Let's do that. Got a problem? What the Hell's your problem? Maybe we can help. I felt I had a. Problem. What's your damn problem? If you ever have a damn problem, feel free to e-mail any one of us or the show and we will do our best to help you. But before we get into the damn problem, I want to tell you guys on the show to eat my meat.

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1:10:36 You can't say this is not the group. This is the NTDS podcast Facebook page. So you have to be following that page and go put Eat my meat. Good luck to you. That's today's code. We'll have another one on Thursday. Have two winners. All right, let's get into a damn problem right here. First one is it's a parenting problem. And I don't know if I'm being too sensitive. So we're all parents here. So we're usually pretty good about this since my 12 year old has started talking to me like I'm an inconvenience. Not full blown screaming or slamming doors or anything like that. Just constant tone, eye roll, sighs, and one word in it. One word answer is acting annoyed that I exist. God that's my daughter. That's my daughter. I feel like I. I love that this person is, I hope there's more to this because that's every child on planet Earth.

1:11:19 And I mean, maybe that's one of them. Maybe that's just what this person needs to hear because to go on and say when I ask how school was, it's fine. So I remind them that they when they have to do their, they have to do their homework. I know I try to joke around with them in in public and I get this blank stares if I embarrass them or whatever. Well, yeah, this is. Clearly your first child. I think so. The other day I asked them to take out the trash they said can you not right now? Like I was interrupting something important. They were just on their phone since I know middle school is weird. I know hormones are a thing, but it feels personal sometimes. I'm the one driving them around, paying for everything, blah blah blah, doing all that and I get treated like a nuisance. Basically they're just asking is this is a because there's a little bit more here, but it's like basically they want to know, is this just a phase or am I letting it slide too much?

1:12:07 They they, they don't want their they don't want to be disrespected in their own home. Can I just say, I know, I know that the kid is 12, but I want to congratulate the emailer on being born yesterday because. That's well, I mean, I get it because this is, I don't want to normalize being, but so there's that's what. They're asking. Where's the line you? That's when you do this thing called parenting, because I rolled my eyes of my dad when I was 15. He almost beat the shit out of me. Yeah, you can't do that now, but. Well, are you are you suggest? OK, so you're not suggesting this person beat their kid? No, I'm just saying that there are there are these things called punishments that they're not supposed to enjoy and teach them to not do that anymore. I have a dictionary if you if I if you want me to go get it. Here's how I determined was.

1:12:56 And it was the same thing when you. I think I only have a daughter, so I can't speak for like having a son, but there was like, Daddy, I love you and you're great. And then all of a sudden it was like, boom, you're the asshole. Right? Like around 12:13, Like it was that. Yeah, yeah. So that's a little bit tough when all of a sudden you're loved and they're painting stupid little pictures that's terrible artwork. And, you know, and then all of a sudden they're just now being an asshole. It's a little tough. I can get that. But you know what? Take that damn phone away. No shit. I was going to say that too, especially like if you're saying and that your kid said can you not right now and they're just scrolling on their. Phone when you go right to them and snatch it out of their hands well my.

1:13:38 My daughter would said, yeah, if my daughter said that to me, I'd be like, no, can you not be on your phone right now? As a matter of fact, put it down. And she would because she's not super disrespectful. So she would do like I asked and look. But my my daughter does do all these things. She does roll her eyes in me. She does have attitude. She's thirteen years old, you know, and that. That's an age where you, like Mike, Stroke said. You know, it was all, it was all pictures of y'all holding hands and rainbows and shit. But now you got to put your foot down and be a parent. You're not their buddy anymore because they don't get, they don't get to get away with that shit. Yeah. But it's a little bit of a transition where it's a little bit tough for the parent. I think it is. At least for me it was. It wasn't. For me it's 100%, but it will be for you. Watch when you when. I mean, I can't say for sure, actually, I don't know, but it is when you go from that daddy, I love you or dad this and they love you and they want to hang out with you all the time to them always just wanting to be in their room and and anytime they come by you, you're just annoying. That's a weird transition and it's I think it's it's I, I'm not trying to be sound like a total bitch, but it's hard as a parent, But it's also got to be kind of weird for a child too, who's got they're going through a lot. They got hormones and all kinds of shit going on in their life, so they they don't even know what the fuck they're doing either.

1:14:44 So as a parent though, if your kid is being disrespectful you, you got to draw a line you. Have to, because that's how your kid ends up in jail. But you also have to understand that kids are going to be kids. So you got to find that line and figure out, are they just being a teenager and going through their stuff or they're just how was school? Fine, That's normal. Yeah, You got to do your homework. I know that's normal. That's one thing I wanted to point out because she's like literally every single preteen on planet Earth has always has said fine, because here's here's the thing that parents don't understand. Kids don't want to answer a question that's stupid. And I get that. We ask. I get that we ask. I ask as a parent everyday because my kids still 10.

1:15:24 I'm like, but I asked several questions at once. How was school? Great. Do you have fun? Yeah. Did you miss me? Yeah. Cool. But how was school? Fine. Every kids given that answer. I gave that answer. I give that answer now when people ask me how it was work fine because it's the only question that we got when our brains are fucking tired. Yeah, I don't know as a little boy that I spent as much time in the room as like a little girl does. It's because you grew up in the like 80s or 60s or whatever you got, you played outside. But I'm. I'm but, but I'm actually being serious. I was like, does little boys spend more time in their room? I mean, yeah, Jerking off. I did. Yeah. OK. I think nowadays, like when I look at like my stepson, he spends a lot of time in his room and my daughter spends his just recently this year started like really spending a lot more time in her room too. And I'm like, I, you know, she's 13. I get it.

1:16:14 And he's he's, he's about to be 16 years old. He doesn't want to hang out with us. He's trying to drive and, you know, meet girls and do all that shit. He doesn't give a fuck. So I got it. So I think I think back to to that stroke like you and IA little bit different because like Ian said, for some reason in the 90s and we went outside even even as teenagers and middle schoolers and stuff, we were outside more than anything else at. Least I think our generation ruined the children because we wouldn't. Maybe because we didn't keep that, we were just somehow we got pussified. Yeah, because you wanted to be your kids friends. My mom, my parents didn't want to be my friend. They they made me go outside. It wasn't bad. No. I think it was just all of a sudden you're told, oh, you're beating your child or you're doing this. We got our ass beat.

1:17:00 You said fine. There's times I really don't remember, like I got knocked the fuck out. It all started when we started giving kids this kind of sound. So stupid and and so old, but participation trophies that started happening. That was sort of the beginning of this downward spiral of the pussification of America, I guess. Yeah. But to but to you letter writers, since you I don't know what your name is because I didn't put it here. It it is just a phase and eventually they'll grow out of it. But just don't let your kid be disrespectful to you. That's my advice. Yeah, I've talked to a lot of a different ladies and and women over the years and they've told me like they'll come back, but to daughters, they'll come back to you.

1:17:41 Oh yeah, yeah. Especially daughters like that. Like as teenagers for daughters, they're going to hate their moms. But when they get into the 20s. They're going to be best friends. Yeah, so I already got one more here. This one is. This is about sex. I guess I need help because I don't know if I'm being lame or if this is actually a compatibility issue. My boyfriend loses interest if I don't talk dirty during sex. Like a not like a little whisper here and there. He wants wants full dialogue. If I'm quiet he literally stops and goes why aren't you saying anything? The problem is the stuff that he wants me to say sounds like a 2009 porn audition. Think this person says.

1:18:22 Think things like tell me how bad you want this, say you're obsessed with it, like you want him to fight, you want to worship your Dick or something like that. What the? Fuck you talking about? Yeah, this is definitely a compatibility issue because look, some people A aren't into it and some people B are bad at it, and some people are both. She says that. She says she's just not she he wants to play by, he wants play by play commentary and these over exaggerated reactions and shit and she just feels ridiculous. She says I feel like I'm acting and if I don't do it he loses momentum. It's weird. This goes back to the to the fucking participation trophy thing. He wants to be acknowledged after every little fucking thing he does like. Do you like that? Do you like that?

1:19:02 Tell me I'm doing a good job. I need to be told I'm doing a good job because society raised me to need constant validation. I hate to say this, but I feel like you might be right. I'm. Always right, right there. I just. Lie to him, Tell him he's a big old Dick. Well, you. Can't. She might. It might dry her up having to lie like this and talk so fucking much. So if if she's not into it. But I also want to know. I don't want to know, but I have to ask, are you making noises at all? I'm not saying like speaking roles, but I mean like, are you a moaner or are you a, a, a a heavy breather?

1:19:45 Because just just just noises alone are enough. I don't need to have a chit chat. We'll talk later. Enjoy the quietness because fucked all they do is talk. I hate to agree with stroke. The stroke's never right. I I. I think this is a compatibility issue because I if you're not into it and it makes you feel weird and it's fucking up your guys's you're, you're, you know, you guys are in the middle of having sex and it starts to get weird because you got to pretend like you're a porn star. And if you're not, he's goes limp like there's something wrong there. So I think, I think, I hate to say this, but man, you guys are on it. It's not going to work. Yeah, just put in your butt and see what happens.

1:20:27 The female, the the the writers. The emailer is a female. Yeah, she might not want that at. All OH. She doesn't want it in her butt. Now normally if it was a male writing in, I'd be like yeah, stick it in her ass like a man, but no, this. Is a get some of that Astroglide, start watching porn, touch each other, do all kinds of nasty shit. There you go. I think that. Everybody fucks in different ways. Everybody fucks in different ways. That might just like everybody grieves. Differently. Everybody fucks differently. That might not be a bad idea. Put on some porn where they do talk dirty. Let them do the dialogue for you, because it's. Because his ears are. Still hearing it. Yeah, actually, because that's all he needs is he's trying to hear.

1:21:07 He's trying to hear her stuff. So yeah, try that. If if you love this dude and you don't, you know, you feel like you guys actually have this super connection every other way and that's all it is, then maybe that's all you got to do. That could be good. That could be a good fix. Yeah, it's sad Jen's not with us. She can answer this, but she's she passed away. We we fired her. We. Already put her on the ER. Is that what it was? Yeah, she tried this move called the rodeo clown and it didn't work. I thought I thought she got suspended for a couple episodes. I don't know, you know, as the the show continues. We didn't. Nobody shows up. We just make up shit the whole time. Every time somebody's not. Actually, she's got explosive diarrhea and poor old lunch room lady you don't want to hear what happened to.

1:21:49 Us normally when somebody on the radio, No, because when somebody didn't show up on the radio, we just fucked with your desk. Yeah, that's true. We didn't do a show. She. Pooped on him. She pooped on her. She pooped on lunch lady Kyle and he's got pink eye and he got infection. And now they're like. He didn't do anything wrong. The word is eat my meat. The phrase the page is eat my meat. You got to go over to our Facebook page, the NTDS podcast Facebook page. Look for this today's episode, this episode that you're that you're listening to right now. Look for the the little thing that we posted about it, the summary of the show. Put eat my meat in the comments. That's all you got to do and your it's your chance to win 50 bucks, a $50.00 gift certificate, Texas Roadhouse so that you can get a steak and then later on go get a blowjob. And if you're a lady, then maybe you'll get the steak and then give the blowjob.

1:22:38 I was going to say, if if a lady wins this, who says you got the steak has to go to the man, that's your steak. You want it, That's your steak. If everyone loves you, she will give you the steak. Or if you have to give the blowjob later, I'll be like, I earned this steak. There you go, whatever you got to do, just put Eat My Meat in the comments and good luck to you. All right, that's it. That's today's show. Everybody stay safe. Don't forget, make sure you subscribe on Patreon or on Spotify. We're trying to work this out so we keep things free and keep things uncensored. So that's the ultimate goal here. And we're going to fucking start beeping everything again. So enjoy the rest of your day. Stay safe. We'll talk to you next time. Hey, this was really fun. We hope you liked it too. You know, we've had a lot of laughs tonight.

1:23:19 Seems like we've just begun when suddenly we're through. I'll tell you what's not funny. Bye. Goodbye, good friends, goodbye. Killing strippers. 'Cause now it's time to go. Strippers are people too, naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price. You negotiate later, behind the curtain of the VIP room. We'll see you very soon. I'm shy. There's no need to kill them. Very soon I know 'cause most of them are. Already dead inside. Goodbye. Thank you everyone good. Friends, goodbye.