March 3, 2026

The Gang gets Censored | Ep 75 (Audio Only)

The Gang gets Censored | Ep 75 (Audio Only)
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in this uncensored episode 2N’s gone for the day, nobody’s fired (probably), and we’re knee-deep in updates about the hooker giveaway poll, the censorship “experiment,” and why some of you freeloaders suddenly hate beeps.

We break down the logic behind editing last week’s episode, talk through monetizing without turning into the morning zoo, debate White Chicks 2 like adults who never matured, and casually discuss branding cows while wondering why we don’t have sponsors.

Also, yes …. someone’s winning steak money for Steak and a Blowjob Day. Listen for the details to win in this episode and go to our our facebook page

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Yo turn it up, crank the volume.
To 10.

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Guess what's for the crew?
Who won't?

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Bow again.
The hosts are united, ready to

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go.
They tried to kill it, but we're

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not that damn show.
Fucking we're back louder than

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you'll know.
Corporate radio can kiss our

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ass.
They fired us, tried to make us

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fall, but we're not that damn
show.

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It's still wrong.
Uncut in gold.

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Fuck.
You welcome to another episode

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of America's loudest podcast.
We are not that damn show.

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We are all not here today
because sort of a last minute

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change.
Where the hell are you?

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Well, you know, what's funny is
I think in the last episode

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stroke, the last thing you said
was say goodbye to Jen.

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She might not be back and.
She I don't remember why though.

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Oh, because it wasn't because of
the hooker thing.

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It was because of the hooker,
which the hooker contest, which

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we'll get into in a little bit
here because there are some

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updates on that.
There are people who left

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comments.
We have a, we posted a poll, so

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we wanted to see what the damage
thought about us giving away a

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hooker.
So we'll get an update on that

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too when we finally get into the
comments.

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So hookers and poles no, Jen is
not fired, but it's some

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exciting news going on for her
and her daughter.

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So she had to, she had like last
minute something happened, so

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she kind of had to bail out.
No big deal.

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It's all good.
We still got a show.

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We're still going to have a good
time.

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We also you're going to be
listening for the phrase that

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pays today.
I hate saying it that way, but I

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don't know how else to say it.
Sounds so corporate.

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That's my that's that radio shit
ingrained in me and I wish I

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could come up with something.
Better but today.

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Are you sure about that?
Sometimes we sound like it.

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Anyway, we got we do have a
phrase that we're going to say

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at some point during this show.
And when you hear that phrase,

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you have to take go over to our
Facebook page.

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And every week, every Tuesday
and every Thursday, we post on

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the Not That Damn Show Facebook
page, not in the group, but on

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the NTDS podcast page we post.
It's like, you know, just like

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the graphic that you see on
Facebook, whatever it's called,

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a thumbnail and it's got our
little cartoon characters and

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the title of the show.
And then it's a summary of what

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this episode is about, about
whatever.

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So that is.
So you have to take this phrase,

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go to that post and just post
that phrase on there.

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That's all you got to do.
That's it.

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And the post, you can post it as
many times as you want to.

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And then we will randomly pick a
winner.

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We'll announce that winner next
week and somebody's going to win

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a $50.00 gift card to Texas
Roadhouse to get themselves some

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meat so they can celebrate steak
and a blowjob day.

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We're not giving away the
blowjob because I don't want.

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To yeah, Ian's.
Not going to go out and suck

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Dicks around the country.
Yeah, I don't know anybody that

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would.
Yeah, we see if somebody wins in

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Florida, then one of you guys
are going to have to go suck the

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Dick.
And then if somebody wins here,

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there's going to be Jen, and
she's married, so she's not

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going to want to do that.
I wasn't able to get a dude off

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anyway.
I won't know how to suck a Dick,

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right?
We talked.

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About that, no.
Experience.

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I'm going to cry the whole time.
Yeah, but but if there was money

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involved, we all said that we
would just get through it.

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You have to put on a lot of
zeros on that check, and I mean

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a lot.
A lot of money, a lot, a lot of

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money, a lot of money.
So so when that phrase comes

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out, when we say that phrase, we
will tell you that that is the

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phrase and you got to head over
to Facebook, but you got to just

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keep listening for it.
You're not going to you're not

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going to miss it anyway.
It might just come out randomly.

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It could just be in the middle
of a segment, someone says it,

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and you can win 50 bucks to
Texas Roadhouse, which is a

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pretty cool contest or a pretty
cool prize, by the way.

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And Texas Roadhouse has
absolutely nothing to do with

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this contest.
Yeah, they don't know where.

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I don't want, I don't want them
to get in any trouble for doing

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a steak in a blowjob contest.
So that's not them.

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It's just we're buying it.
We just picked a random

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steakhouse.
We could have picked Outback.

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We could have picked we, we.
Picked, I think we just picked

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the one I, I looked to see if
there was Texas Roadhouse in

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your area and I knew there was
one in your area.

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So I know stroke had just
recently went to it and then I

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know there's one in, you know,
in this area too.

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So it was probably the easiest
way I actually looked to see if

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there was a BJ's near you guys.
That would have been really the

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best.
Yeah.

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But there isn't.
I don't think there's one even

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close by.
There's one in Pensacola which

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is about an hour plus away from
stroke.

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That's kind of far.
So just for $50, you know, it's

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not really worth it.
But that would have been great

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though if there was a BJ's close
by to you and then a BJ's here

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would have been perfect.
Great, great marketing idea

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though, I just want to say.
That's perfect.

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It would have been awesome.
So somebody's going to win some

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meat from us and the blowjob is
on you.

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How was your guys week?
Do you guys have a good week?

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Do you do anything interesting?
I I've just been working.

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I've been working to death.
But I I'm I'm making more money

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than ever, but I'm more
exhausted than I've ever been.

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That's good.
I mean, the first, first thing

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Ian said when he jumped on here,
well before we started the show,

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was like, we need to get the
show over so I can go to bed.

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Yeah, he did.
Yeah, I worked.

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I worked Friday night, Saturday
morning, Saturday night and this

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morning.
But and I haven't checked.

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I think my bank account's gone
up like $1200 in just four, in

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just two in just one weekend.
But my legs are I'm running on

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fumes and my legs are going to
give out any minute.

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Well, I got two things I would
like to add.

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I'll start out with the easy one
first.

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I you ever, Mikey, does your
daughter ever say anything that

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you're almost like that?
You're almost like that's my

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child, Like, you know what I
mean?

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Like, you know.
I love it.

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And your son never say anything
and you're like, it sounds like

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you, you're like, you know what
I mean, like.

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Yeah, but I he's a lot.
Younger.

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When he said it, I had to go.
I didn't teach him that I'm so

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proud of.
You OK, so my daughter told me

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that her sister that you know,
they live in she lives in

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Tallahassee.
She works like at a vet place

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and I think that's what she
wants to end up doing.

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And so she spent a few weeks
over there like we we go back

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and forth, you know, but her mom
she Italy kind of makes her

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decisions where she wants to go.
But she said her sister got pink

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eye and she said I told her she
got to quit eating ass.

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I.
Was like goddamn.

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Be with you.
My child.

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That's yeah.
I was so proud.

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That's great.
You're an ass.

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I love you.
I told her I'm pretty proud of

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her.
Yeah.

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And then yesterday we were
looking for Debarcus and we went

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to what?
PetSmart.

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It was another dog dog place.
It was like PetSmart.

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And they brought this dog out
and it was a help me if I'm

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wrong.
I always screw this name.

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It's corgi.
Corgi.

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Corgi.
Corgi.

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Corgi.
Corgi.

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They bring this dog out and he's
he's got white, the black spots

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and he's got these blue eyes.
I'm like, oh, he'll get the

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bitches and then they can't.
Then they tell me how much he

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is.
They bring out the paperwork and

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says he's goes back to England,
his family, blah blah blah blah

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$4000.
Fuck you.

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Yeah, corgis are expensive as
fuck.

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Well.
Every dog in that damn place was

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expensive.
I'm like, we just need a mutt.

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But this dog was like $4000.
And then I started thinking.

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I started thinking, well maybe I
can get this dog to make more

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dogs.
And.

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Fuck breed them.
I don't know how to do that.

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Like I don't know what I got to
say to my dog and my.

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Corgi and have them fuck.
Get 2 corgis.

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With paperwork, yeah.
I don't.

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I don't.
I don't know what I got to.

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I mean, I would y'all going?
Y'all going to judge the hell of

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me.
But if I had to, like, touch my

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dog's little Weiner just to get
him inside, you don't.

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Have You don't have to jerk your
dog off you.

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Don't think I have to just get
him just to make babies because

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that's we're talking like
puppies.

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Like I mean I could be $12,000
boom like that just for him.

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Fucking.
If So, what you're saying is you

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would jerk your dog off if you
had to for money?

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I would get him hard, I would
get my little dog hard where he

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got excited to fuck the other
corgi.

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We are off to the races.
Yeah, we are.

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So yeah, but would.
You not touch your dog's penis

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to get him like just a little
bit excited and then go and get

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in there, boy, That's how you do
it.

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I don't think I would.
I think my dog would would be

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handling.
I mean at 1st I have a girl dog,

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but I mean I don't like little
boy dogs because their Dick is

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all waving all over the place
and just hanging out all the

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time.
So I would honestly rather just

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you have a girl dog, but I think
the dog can handle it himself.

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You don't have to do it.
Never mind, I should, I'm just

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joking.
But I think, I do think that

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that some people, some dogs do
struggle, like people struggle

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getting the dogs to mate.
So I don't know what the trick

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is there.
I think they jerk dogs off.

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I don't know, is that I?
Don't want to get my dog off.

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That's that's really weird.
I just want to get him.

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Like if I got him, I want him
to.

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I want him to make bait.
This is all about profit.

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I can ask our sponsor chat TBT
if you want me to like what the

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process is but I don't know, I
don't want to type.

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It just kind of get flagged.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

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You've already asked chat a lot
of stupid shit.

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It knows what you're about, so
you might as well just get it

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over with.
How would I?

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All right, well, how would I
word this?

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I don't even know what I'm
asking.

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Is there a place you can go to
that will jerk your dog off for

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you?
No, that was on that one, that

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Van Wilder movie where they but
they put it in, they put his the

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dog semen in the what was it in
like bread or something like

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Donuts.
And like desserts or something.

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Yeah, I don't know what they
were, but yeah, I I actively

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skipped that scene all.
Right.

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Well, so I asked and yes, it is
called canine semen collection

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and it's done by licensed
veterinarians who professional

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who are professional canine
reproduction specialists.

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So you don't just like if you're
a vet, you don't just like heal

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sick animals.
You also sometimes every once in

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a while.
Manually stimulate the male they

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well, no, let's use medical
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Manually stimulate the male dog
to collect semen, Jerk off,

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artificial inseminate.
You make it sound so dirty when

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you say it like that.
I'm sorry, what about this

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conversation is not dirty?
We're literally talking about

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dogs getting hard.
How many does how many puppies

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do they have?
Is like is it like 10-12 are?

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Dogs going to go.
That's something innocent.

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How many dogs can the corgi have
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 'cause
I'm, we're, we're doing the math

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over here.
It was $4000 for this dog.

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Actually it was $4500 for this
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He had beautiful blue wise so I
know all the bitches would have

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loved him.
So corgis usually have about

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four to seven puppies per
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That's like 16, probably 5.
You could say 5, you know, just.

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All right, so so 20.
Grand 2020 thousand I can make

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$20,000 by stimulating my dog.
But you don't even have to do it

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because somebody will do it for
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think there's a, there's a
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there's that too.
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medical process because you
can't just like, what are you

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going to do with it?
When you collect the stuff where

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you're going to put it, you're
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Like I don't know what it.
I was thinking that I get the

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dog.
I don't like talking about this

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anymore.
Get the dog a little over there,

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OK?
You're saying you want to get

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him horned up and then have him
go finish the job himself?

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Yes, and then and then go get in
there, boy.

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That's how you do it.
You got to say, yeah, you would

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be a fluffer.
That's your don't.

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Worry fluffing.
I'm not mouthing nobody.

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I don't know.
I don't.

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Think so?
Gloves, little corgi Dick.

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I thought like a porn set, a
fluffer's only job was like to

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keep the actors hard.
Like they just use their hands.

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They usually suck, don't they?
I don't know.

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I've never worked in the
industry.

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You want to get one on the show,
you go find 1 and I will talk to

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them.
I would love to, to be honest

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with you, I I know we've thrown
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couple of times, but if we
actually got like a like a legit

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porn star, even if it was a guy,
I don't, I mean, it doesn't

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matter because I just have
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It wouldn't matter to me.
I would probably prefer a woman,

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but I just have questions about
the industry like like the

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fluffer.
Is that a real thing?

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Yeah, I ain't sucking a dog's
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I'm just want to make sure that
clear I don't think.

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About.
That you don't have to jerking a

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little bit anyway, you'll move
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I would love.
That well, you stroke didn't get

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a dog.
I saw scream yesterday I saw

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scream seven.
I kind of liked it.

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I'm not going to lie, there's a
lot of people complaining about

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it, but I, I thought it was
pretty good I.

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Don't know.
I don't know if people were

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expecting in a in a fucking
Scream movie.

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Like it's not Shakespeare.
Shit and it's the 7th one.

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Like what do you expect?
It's not going to win an award

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or anything at.
What point do you keep?

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Just stop having expectations
because any minute now they're

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going to send Ghostface to
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what you do when you run a
franchise into the ground.

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Leprechaun went to space.
Pinhead went to space.

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Jason Voorhees went to space.
Then I hope they don't send him

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to fucking space.
But I thought it was pretty

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good.
It felt I probably would too

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because I see all the screen
movies because I like them.

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Those my favorites.
I don't know.

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I mean, it wasn't.
I didn't see the last one, the

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one without Neve Campbell,
because I can't do that to my

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girl.
Well, this one's really good and

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she's a huge redemption story in
this man.

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It's pretty good.
I think usually some really gory

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scenes too.
There's some some fucking bloody

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scenes that I like I had never
seen in a in a screen movie

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before, so I thought that was
pretty cool too.

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So.
I didn't even know it was out.

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I I don't care that came.
Out Friday and they put a a

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teaser for Scary Movie which
looks fucking hilarious.

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Holy shit that like they're back
and they're back.

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The Wayne brothers are back.
That's what's important.

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Yeah, the Waynes brothers are
back and they're like right off

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the bat, the very first scene,
they're offending everybody.

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That's what they said they.
Said they don't give a fuck and

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they said that if this movie
does well we will probably get a

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White Chicks too.
Oh my God, could you imagine

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that?
They might as well do it.

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Who cares?
They should, because they it's,

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it's going to be what?
A racist.

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Movie white facing that's.
It is pretty racist.

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I mean, that's sort of reverse
racism.

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I mean, it is, but whatever, who
cares?

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I'm not offended by it.
And there's are.

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You as a black man, are you
offended by that?

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And you looked at you looked at
white chicks and you're like,

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they look disgusting.
They'd be.

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I know, right?
That was so.

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Weird.
They were not attractive.

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They weren't.
The best thing about White

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Chicks, though, is Terry Crews.
Oh, yes.

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Yeah.
He's pretty great in that movie.

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He's pretty great.
Well, I'm, you know, the the

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fact that stroke is talking
about jerking off a dog, you got

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to wonder why people would ever,
ever think about why this show

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would need to be censored.
So I want to talk about

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something here.
We censored last Thursday's

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episode of Not that I did.
I did, But it's not like you

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guys told me not to.
I just I said that I did it

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stroke.
Didn't even know what happened.

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I put it in the group chat.
Everybody knew it.

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I don't read that, I just found
out today.

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Yeah, I only read the group chat
if it has something to do with

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me.
So if you haven't listened to,

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if you're a freeloader and you
haven't listened to last

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Thursday's episode, it is.
It's still there.

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The episode's there.
The whole, all the content is

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there.
The everything is there.

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It's just censored for like just
with the bigger words and some

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of the dirtier stuff censored
out.

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We did it on purpose.
There was a reason for it.

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And I'm going to explain this so
so that people understand

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because I told, I said in the
group on the Facebook group that

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we're a part of, the people were
fucking complaining and

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complaining on Spotify.
They're complaining in the

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group.
Like first of all, you're you're

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getting the show for free.
So you don't really have a whole

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lot of say so in things.
But I want you people to

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understand why this decision was
made.

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And can I and I said that I
would tell you.

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So we're looking in different
ways to monetize the show and

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the show, the show is it cost
money to do, you know, not only

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does it cost our time, but it
cost our creative.

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We're putting things together,
we're writing, we're producing a

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show here.
It's not like we just jump on a

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mic and start talking.
So we're trying to figure out

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ways to to make a little bit of
money off it so that we can keep

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doing this, doing this and not
have to charge more money or

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whatever.
And Spotify decided to say that

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we're not going to be allowed in
their ad monetization program.

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So you can subscribe on Spotify
and get our show and get the

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video episode of our show for
free, completely uncensored.

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But they, when I applied for the
the ad monetization, which I've

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had other podcasts get ad
monetization, they responded

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with that.
They they're basically saying

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that some of our language and
stuff and it was mostly the

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sexual content, I think stroke.
But because they never really,

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they weren't very specific.
They were just like language,

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sexual content, you know, kind
of fucking vague or whatever in

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this e-mail that they sent to
me, which is weird because I got

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to be honest with you.
I've heard some more stuff on

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other podcasts than some of the
things that we do at least.

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Yeah, I mean, I've heard some
dirty things, but I honest, but

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I don't know for sure.
I can't sit there and say if

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those if those podcasts were
actually monetized or not

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through through Spotify.
So to be clear, you know, this

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show costs money.
It costs money to do hosts,

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equipment, hosting platforms,
streaming, editing.

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All this stuff costs a little
bit of money.

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It's hours of work.
And the free.

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Well, yeah, I mean that that
that to even think about that

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just the time that we put the
show in, like what's the value

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on that?
There's, there's a value to that

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and it's a lot of value.
And the free version of the show

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makes us literally nothing.
We make no money on this

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whatsoever.
So the freeloaders listening to

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the show get everything
absolutely free and they don't

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get the video, but they get the
show for free, which is the way

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it was on the radio.
And that's why I can understand

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why some people were so mad when
they got a censored version of

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the show, because people get
used to things being free, you

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know, and they get used to
things being a certain way.

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And, and, you know, they
expected it.

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But I mean, if you look back at
what we were giving people on

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the radio, it was censored,
wasn't it?

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We had to.
We had to, yeah, because I would

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call people rooster suckers
instead of cock suckers.

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Or mouth hoes.
Shit, I think I just broke some

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rules.
Go ahead with the rules.

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It's.
OK, It's OK at this point

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because I because, because I'm
still trying to figure a few

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things out and how we're going
to figure this out because

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Spotify is not going to you're
not going to put ads on our

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show, which kind of brings us to
this.

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We had kind of two choices in
what we were going to do.

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It was clean up the show, which
is what I did last week, or find

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another way to fund it.
But we have some subscribers,

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which is great, but this still
doesn't cover the costs of what

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we're doing here.
How many so F words do we get?

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Did did they give us a number?
No, they didn't really give us a

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number, but like what's the
number in APG 13?

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Movie one?
Yeah, one Ian told me.

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OK, well that's not going to
fucking work.

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We can't we're we got what's
these?

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They're like what's rated R
because before it becomes NC 17.

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I don't think there's a number
per SE.

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I think it because the, the,
it's, it's it's very random that

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how they how they actually judge
what is R in NC 17 because the

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the Motion Picture Association
of America is made-up of people

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who are a bunch of prudes and
they can really, they can just

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decide that they don't like that
and make it NC 17.

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Also, I'm pretty sure a graphic
amount of nudity probably helps.

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Yeah, well, they can go.
I don't like say.

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It it's fine, it's fine.
I'm not beeping this episode

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out.
This is where this episode is

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not going to be.
There's no ads that are going to

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run into this episode and just
have to accept it, which is I'm

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saying like we had to come up
with two ways to try to monetize

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this.
So we sort of, this is a

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business as well people.
So I want people to understand

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and we're trying to build
something here.

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So sometimes you have to test
things and see if they work and

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if they don't work, then you
know, you tweak it and whatever.

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So we tested this.
This was a test to beep out the

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free audio version to see if
people would still listen and

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see if maybe some people would
decide, you know what, I want to

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go support the show and I'm
going to I'm going to subscribe

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on Spotify or subscribe on
Patreon.

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And that worked a little bit,
you know, to some people, like

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fuck it, I'm going to support
these guys now.

437
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,080
I don't want the, I don't want
the edited version.

438
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,640
I want to get the video, which
is great.

439
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,640
We appreciate that.
By the way, there's some people

440
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,280
who are like, I don't want to
watch the show.

441
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,760
All I do is listen.
That's fine.

442
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,680
You could still support the
show, play the video and fucking

443
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,480
not watch it.
You can still listen.

444
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,360
Yeah, because if you have the
video version of Spotify, it'll

445
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:24,400
still play if you turn your if
you turn your screen off.

446
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:30,600
But one of my things is like,
you know, as much as we like

447
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:36,200
doing this, subscribing is the
best way to ensure that we keep

448
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,440
doing it because, you know,
making nothing.

449
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,760
I don't want to do that forever.
And I mentioned earlier that

450
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,600
this new job is making me a lot
of money.

451
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:49,400
If that keeps happening and this
show makes no money, guess who

452
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,920
gets the priority for my time?
Absolutely.

453
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,320
I mean, I, I agree.
And then I think everybody on

454
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,520
the show would would agree to
that.

455
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,680
Yeah, I mean, if not, I'm going
to be jerking off dogs.

456
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,160
You're probably going to do that
anyway, yeah.

457
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:06,160
I don't think that matters, but
so, but to be clear to the the

458
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,720
DPS of the people who are
subscribed, they got the free,

459
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,040
they got the full uncensored
version of the show on Spotify

460
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,440
and on Patreon.
So that that worked.

461
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,200
We did what we wanted.
The test went out.

462
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,600
It was kind of worked.
The point was made a little bit,

463
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,560
but also at the same time,
people were fucking pissed.

464
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,320
People were really, really mad.
A lot of the freeloaders talked

465
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,320
a lot of shit.
I guess I kind of expected that

466
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,640
a little bit, though.
I'm not, I'm not surprised

467
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,160
because it was like, you're used
to hearing us say all these

468
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,680
fucking words and then an
episode comes on.

469
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,240
It's like beep, beep beep, beep
beep beep.

470
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,120
Yes, it would sound like Morse
code, but there was a lot of

471
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:42,600
beep, some some DPS and even non
DPS.

472
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:46,080
You know, really they they came
into the comments and they were

473
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:50,000
like, look, you know, we get it.
If you don't, if you don't want

474
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,520
to support, then this is what
you get because you know, they

475
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:57,080
have to make money and all that.
And this was a way to hammer

476
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,720
that point home.
I just love that we didn't have

477
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,400
to make the point ourselves.
Like people jumped in and they

478
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,240
were like, we get it, We know
why you're doing this.

479
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,200
These people are babies.
Because he means.

480
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:10,000
He means double penetration.
Yes, that's exactly what it

481
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,440
means by DPS.
Not, not, not not damn patrons

482
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,560
or anything.
He just double, double

483
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,720
penetration.
So we weren't doing this to

484
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,880
punish anybody.
And I want to be clear on that,

485
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,480
that that wasn't the whole
point.

486
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,400
You could punish the freeloaders
in any way.

487
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,000
It really wasn't that.
We're trying to keep the show

488
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,280
alive and keep everybody
motivated to do the show and,

489
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,840
and, and, and make a little bit
of money on it too.

490
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:35,480
But also for me, I want the
money to come in so that we can

491
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:39,480
do fun things, so we can give
shit away, so we can have events

492
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:40,960
and we can do all kinds of
stuff.

493
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,360
I want that.
And I also want to make some

494
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,680
money, but I want to be able to
give back.

495
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:45,840
I want to put back into the
show.

496
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,680
That's just where my head is.
But I know that everybody is in

497
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,360
a different spot in different
places, and that's fine.

498
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,840
But Spotify won't run ads for
us.

499
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,880
So that's one that we're not
going to make any money on

500
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,760
Spotify through ads.
So the only way we can make

501
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,600
money on Spotify is through
subscribers.

502
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,360
OK now I understand.
I was a little confused what was

503
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:02,720
happening like.
Yeah.

504
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:07,000
So Spotify won't put us in their
ad monetization program because

505
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,560
of our content, because we piss
off people or whatever, because

506
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:16,240
we say a lot of crazy shit.
So that leads us to a couple of

507
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,280
different things here.
Maybe there's a sponsor out

508
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,360
there who would want to be this
show brought to you fully

509
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:26,760
uncensored by blah, whoever it
might be.

510
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,240
Norcal, Gunvault.
I'm throwing them out there for

511
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,480
no reason.
I think I just saw them on

512
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,400
Facebook and they just that
popped in my head.

513
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,360
You know, I was like this show.
Brought this for free.

514
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,240
Norcal Gunvault.
The next one will cost you.

515
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,400
Yeah, this show brought to you
is fully uncensored and you

516
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:44,680
know, whatever by this, this
brand, you can support it

517
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:49,160
directly by being a subscriber.
See, look, this Norcal gun Vault

518
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,320
would actually be a great, great
advertiser for us, to be honest

519
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,200
with you.
Stroke's always got his guns

520
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,720
out.
Like Ian even pulls his out

521
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,480
every once in a while.
We're we're a very gun friendly

522
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,680
show.
Even guns got a gun?

523
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,280
Yeah, the whole crew does.
So don't fuck with us, by the

524
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:11,240
way, We will fucking kill you.
It's true.

525
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,600
So you could, you could, we
could get a sponsor that that

526
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,120
would support, that would
support the show.

527
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:21,520
You could fund it directly.
Or if things continue, that it

528
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,080
may end up becoming a point
coming to the show being a

529
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,360
little bit more censored.
The free version may end up

530
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,680
being a little bit more censored
so that we can work in some ads

531
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,720
and be able to keep this thing
funded and still keep it free.

532
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,840
I think that that's kind of
Fair.

533
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:37,680
Do you guys feel the same way?
Whatever puts money it back into

534
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,840
the show.
It's like we're not shutting the

535
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,560
showdown, We're not going to
we're not selling out or

536
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,960
anything like that.
I don't want to.

537
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,280
I want to be also be clear that
we somebody said something on

538
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:52,080
Spotify about like, oh, you
guys, you're at your own show.

539
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,160
You could do whatever you want
to.

540
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,600
And now it's all beeped out.
It is our show and we can do

541
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,480
whatever we want, but that
doesn't mean we want to keep

542
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,760
doing it for free and not make
money.

543
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,680
I mean so, so I don't think as a
business we.

544
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,400
Yeah, I don't think people
realize the the shit that goes

545
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:09,080
on, what you have to do with.
Also, I don't mind selling out.

546
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,000
I don't either.
I was going to say because.

547
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,400
There's a reason they don't call
them sell outs anymore.

548
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,440
They call them people with
money.

549
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,240
Yeah, yeah.
And I mean, I would sell out to

550
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,760
like a bar stool or in a
heartbeat, SiriusXM a reason why

551
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,680
not the radio.
Station Why?

552
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,200
We need to get the hooker
contest going.

553
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,040
That'll get our son Barstool's
radar.

554
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,760
Maybe we'll have to talk about
that still we there's a

555
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,800
conversation we're going to
bring that up again, like I said

556
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,200
in the in the when we get to the
comments.

557
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:34,760
Well, I.
Don't know.

558
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,480
Jeff's not here and we kind of
and it's kind of a 2 to one

559
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,000
vote.
So I'd say we'd just go for it.

560
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:41,880
I can't wait to hear the
comments.

561
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,480
Yeah, right.
They're pretty good.

562
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,000
They're pretty good.
I guess I, I don't know, like

563
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,320
Florida, we we're, we're half
the shows, Florida, half the

564
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,360
shows California, opposite
states.

565
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:54,160
So I don't know what people
would want.

566
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,040
Well, let's get to the top.
I bet how many people want us to

567
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,000
give away a hooker.
Think about how funny that is.

568
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,160
We are two different fucking
states.

569
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:05,440
We're very different states too.
And it The funny thing is like

570
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,320
we're not really that different
of people.

571
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,120
I mean, we all have our own
different personalities for

572
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,840
sure.
But but but but.

573
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,800
The difference between
California and Florida isn't

574
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:18,200
fully represented usually.
Usually like when we disagree on

575
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,360
something, Stroke and I are on
the same page and you and Jen

576
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,400
are.
How come?

577
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,760
How come you and Jen are anti
giving away a hooker but are pro

578
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,680
watching people die live on this
show for your amusement?

579
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,400
Because the last thing you said,
because it's for my amusement.

580
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,680
Are we talking about people that
need to be like, we're going to

581
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:41,160
like, do it like a like a
hanging in the middle of town

582
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,120
for some kind of Mikey?
'S fucking game.

583
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,080
Did they die?
Remember?

584
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,240
Did they die?
Why did they die?

585
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,960
That was a fun game watching
somebody die right in front of.

586
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,640
Us.
Mikey's confused.

587
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,840
I'm all about it.
I didn't say I was anti giving

588
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,920
away the hooker.
I said that it would be, you

589
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,440
know, there's, there's, there's
got to be talked about and

590
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,680
thought through and I didn't
want us.

591
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,120
To pay.
I wish we could get to this

592
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:05,240
comment right now because I have
things to say, but I'll wait.

593
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,680
Let me.
Let me just wrap this up and

594
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,160
we'll get in the comments
because I got to play a

595
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,440
strokified song.
There is once we have a song

596
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,360
that we got to get to about the
people who are bitching about

597
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:16,960
the free fucking free because
they had to hear the beeps.

598
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,720
So anyway, listen, we're going
to work.

599
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,240
If you guys know anybody that
that may want to sponsor this

600
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,960
show so that we can continue to
present it completely for free

601
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,840
to the freeloaders, then let us
know.

602
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,240
If you, if you don't mind the
beeps, let us know then and it

603
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,400
will and we'll work on that out.
But our goal here is to keep

604
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,040
this show funded and keep it
going and you can either support

605
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,120
it directly or help us figure
out a way to do it or deal with

606
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,480
the beeps.
So there you go.

607
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:43,360
For those of you that bitched
online about the beeps, the show

608
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:46,040
is free.
You don't really have any.

609
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,840
You don't have any, any, fucking
nothing.

610
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,160
You can't.
Say shit.

611
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,520
You've no skin in this game,
period.

612
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,520
But I do have a song for you.
This is a Stroker Fight song.

613
00:27:55,520 --> 00:28:10,440
It's called You heard one beep.
You heard one beep.

614
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,560
You lost your mind like we
burned your crops.

615
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:18,920
And stole your Wi-Fi
unlistenable typed in he over

616
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,440
something that cost you 0 to
stream.

617
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,920
We don't just roll in talking
Lee.

618
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,000
There's hours underneath these
sleeves.

619
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,560
You're riding, cutting, mixing
grind, and you're pissed because

620
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:36,240
we cleaned a few lines.
You storm the comments like it's

621
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:40,440
war over something.
You don't bet for once it's the

622
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,160
track.
And now you through this cube.

623
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:46,360
We'll miss nothing from you.
You're bitching battle beat.

624
00:28:46,720 --> 00:29:10,240
Bitching battle beat.
I'm done.

625
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:15,360
Goodbye the same wrong way.
Don't announce your flight the

626
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:19,520
same church don't need to
preach, just close the app and

627
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:23,240
find some peace.
You won't it wrong, you won't it

628
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,360
loud.
Every curse we're not allowed.

629
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:32,760
Funny how you want the heat but
act allergic to the feet.

630
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:37,360
Spotify won't set aside just
because we say things.

631
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:42,480
That makes you mad.
We built our own damn lane and

632
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,880
you're shocked there's a paywall
gauge.

633
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,560
You're bitching by the beep,
bitching by the beep, acting

634
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,960
like we pulled the plug on the
feet.

635
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Same damn show, same heartbeat.
Just cleaned it up on the free

636
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,960
stream.
You know what's wild the

637
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,000
loudest?
Ones never chip and never share

638
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,800
it, never rate it, never tell a
friend.

639
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,320
But one beep hits and suddenly
they're pock ass critics.

640
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:10,680
Respectfully shut up and I'm.
Mad.

641
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:15,480
It's just funny how entitlement
grows with no money.

642
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,200
You want the whiskey on tap, but
you don't want to buy the

643
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,360
bottle?
You want no fire.

644
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,880
Turned up but don't want to
touch the throttle.

645
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,160
That's wild.
Still bitching.

646
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,480
Battle beep bitching.
Battle.

647
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,760
Beep hold.
Damn meltdown.

648
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,320
I'll repeat we.
Built this thing from blood and

649
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,920
ground.
You got it free.

650
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,120
And.
Still decline it.

651
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,440
That's love to make you.
You leave.

652
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,600
Guess you ain't built for the
heat.

653
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:46,320
But don't act shocked when
artists choose not to flee the

654
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:47,480
free fee.
Beep, beep, beep, beep.

655
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:57,040
That's the sound of free Beep,
Beep, beep, beep.

656
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:03,360
Upgrade or let it beep, beep.
There you go bitching about a

657
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,120
beep.
That's funny.

658
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,360
That's pretty good.
That's a pretty good song.

659
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,120
I like the lyrics of that song.
Get mad when an artist won't

660
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,960
bleed for you for free,
motherfuckers.

661
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,760
All right, so quick bitching
about the beep.

662
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,000
Support the show or help us
figure out a way to.

663
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,440
And it's not that.
It's not like we don't have

664
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,240
supporters, but you know, the
more the merrier.

665
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,960
Yeah, buy shirts, buy shit.
You could, yeah, you could

666
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,040
actually.
You could go to our merch.

667
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,400
You could buy merch.
People do.

668
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,000
We're actually going to have a
new shirt this week.

669
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,440
It'll it'll drop this week.
I'll make sure I post about it

670
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,720
on Facebook so everybody knows
it's gonna be the shirt of the

671
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:37,960
month.
We'll get that out there, too,

672
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,000
for everybody.
See, I think it's time to get

673
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,080
into some comments.
We got a couple of voicemails

674
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:47,280
and we asked about an update
about Kenobi and his Valentine's

675
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,640
Day thing.
His mom called in.

676
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,000
I gave us an update, so we'll
get into all that.

677
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,240
That'll be nice.
Not that damn show.

678
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,360
Don't you want to leave us a
message on that damn voicemail?

679
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,800
Yeah, I can tell you how to
leave us a message on that damn

680
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:05,160
voicemail.
Call 916312-D AM and damn 916312

681
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,560
AM and.
Damn.

682
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:09,680
You can leave us a comment or a
voicemail anytime, anywhere.

683
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,960
Patreon, Spotify, Facebook,
whatever voicemails.

684
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,160
Just call the number and leave
that.

685
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,000
It's open all day, every day.
You can actually leave

686
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,480
voicemails on our website as
well too.

687
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,880
Glad that's back.
You know, I forgot about that

688
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,880
for a little while.
I'm glad we started having those

689
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,280
again.
I love the voicemail segment.

690
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,120
It just sometimes it sometimes
this is like it was when we were

691
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,600
on the radio.
Sometimes we'd get a bunch and

692
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,240
sometimes we wouldn't get any,
you know, so.

693
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,520
I was thinking the other day and
one of my favorite segments we

694
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,240
ever did on the radio was what
we give them.

695
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,600
Was it, you got to help me
remember 10 seconds or or

696
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,240
something and we'd let them
bitch on Friday about anything

697
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,360
they wanted to.
Say let it go, let it go.

698
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,200
Oh my God I I know we can't do
that on podcast but damn that

699
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,320
was so fun.
Well, I'll tell you what, you

700
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,000
know, we keep talking about
maybe doing a like a monthly

701
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,920
live stream for like basically
recording the show and bringing

702
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,440
some of the, the DPS, the people
who subscribe for the show to

703
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,960
kind of watch us while we're
recording it.

704
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:58,440
Then we could bring, we could
bring that back.

705
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,080
That'd be fun.
Let it go.

706
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,200
I would love to do that.
Yeah.

707
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,360
All right, so we got 3
voicemails.

708
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,480
We'll get into that and then get
into catch up on the comments

709
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,480
too.
Here's the first one in a little

710
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,600
bit.
So I know you guys try not to

711
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,720
talk about the old radio
station.

712
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:16,520
And with the recent news that,
you know, two of the posts got

713
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,800
fired, I just can't anymore this
afternoon.

714
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,920
Guy, I always hate him.
He's got no personality.

715
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:27,880
He's a pack of a radio host.
I just turned on the radio. 98

716
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,320
Rock is giving away tickets to
Cardi B.

717
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,520
What?
Jesus Christ, a rock station for

718
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,720
a rap concert makes no sense.
I hate I can't stay on that

719
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,440
station anymore.
Anyways, love you guys.

720
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:46,040
I don't understand the.
I don't, I don't listen, so I'm

721
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,960
not really sure.
Let's go to their fucking

722
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,880
website.
I'm not going to say I'm not

723
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,880
going to say one thing about the
afternoon guy because I've never

724
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,640
met him.
I have never heard anything

725
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,720
about the guy.
I don't.

726
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,800
I really don't know anything
about him for I've only heard

727
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,320
that he's a nice guy.
People that met him.

728
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,960
He's a, he's a very nice guy.
OK, I know I don't listen to him

729
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,040
on the radio, so I don't know
what his personality is like.

730
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,520
But I've, I've met him in real
life and as a matter of fact,

731
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,280
I've he was, I was a producer
for a radio station.

732
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,040
He was the voice of that station
a long time ago.

733
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,600
OK, so I've known him for a long
time.

734
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,800
I don't outside of those, the
personal experience I have with

735
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,080
him.
I don't know him as a radio

736
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,960
personality, but nobody seems to
like him.

737
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,080
See, here's the thing, he he may
just be stuck there and they've

738
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,560
told him how to be corporate.
You know what I mean?

739
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:29,159
Like people don't realize that
they they they get your ass and

740
00:34:29,159 --> 00:34:33,480
they're like be this way.
He may not be what you think.

741
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,120
I don't want to defend him.
I don't.

742
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,679
I don't.
No, I know you're defending

743
00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:38,400
radio, which is.
I'm just defending, Yeah.

744
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,159
Like he it's just maybe he's not
that bad of a guy.

745
00:34:41,159 --> 00:34:43,480
I don't know.
People don't people don't know

746
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,679
what they don't know, you know
what I mean?

747
00:34:44,679 --> 00:34:45,840
And that is sort of the way it
is.

748
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:50,280
You know, sometimes really good
personalities get get their

749
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,639
balls cut off and they can't,
you know, that's they can't do

750
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:53,920
much.
They kind of were doing that to

751
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,600
not that damn show towards the
end, you know, that's they take

752
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,400
everything away from you and you
just kind of got to be this

753
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,440
corporate, whatever the fuck.
So I don't see anything on their

754
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,760
website or Facebook page about
Cardi B.

755
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:09,080
So it might have just been
something that every once here,

756
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,160
Yeah, as I say, every once in a
while they hand you something to

757
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,520
give away at the very last
minute because they have to get

758
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,400
rid of it.
Yeah, but I don't think we would

759
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,800
have.
We would have raised tail.

760
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,000
We're like this doesn't a lot of
stuff if.

761
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,240
They gave us Cardi B tickets.
We would have either said fuck

762
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:28,080
that or we would have came up
with the most retarded contest.

763
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,160
We would have did something so
ridiculous to give those away

764
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,920
in.
I don't even know if we would

765
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,160
have did it.
We would have just because

766
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,240
people would be making like that
guy calling in there.

767
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,040
People just make fun of us for
it.

768
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,960
Exactly.
That's probably why we're not in

769
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,200
radio.
You know what?

770
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,840
That's damn it.
You're probably right.

771
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,760
It was one of the reasons, I
think.

772
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,200
If that's true, that's stupid.
I'm not seeing that guy that's

773
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,080
on the air.
He probably was told what to do.

774
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,600
Yeah, I doubt it was his idea to
give away Cardi B, but but you

775
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,280
know what, to be fair too, the
Cardi B thing, I know Cardi B

776
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,000
just announced the concert
coming to Sacramento.

777
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,040
So maybe they, maybe they are,
you know, maybe the cluster

778
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,440
itself, you know, how would a
cluster a group of radio

779
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,880
stations is a sponsor or
something.

780
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,120
So they got 2 radio stations
that would be giving away Cardi

781
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,800
B tickets and they just make
everybody do it.

782
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,440
It's like I heart and everybody
does everything.

783
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:18,240
Well.
Did the the the the the PD of

784
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,840
the pop station and the other
rock?

785
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,920
The alternative station just
took over 98 rock.

786
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,120
That might have something to do
with it too.

787
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,000
I don't think he's the PD of the
pop station, but he's the PD of

788
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,680
the alternative station.
So now Andy Hawk, he's got he's

789
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:33,000
got 98 Rock, the alt station and
the Eagle, which honestly, is

790
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,280
this probably a smart, smart
move for them.

791
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,840
Andy Hawk knows his shit.
I've.

792
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,720
Known that guy for a long time I
can't see.

793
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,680
A goddamn thing, but he knows
his shit.

794
00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:43,760
But he's a smart dude and he
knows his radio very what really

795
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,080
well.
And he was trained by Jim Fox,

796
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:45,880
who was like one of the.
Best.

797
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,320
Oh yeah, Jim was great.
Who the fuck was the PD before

798
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,640
him?
Who who's been there in like the

799
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,240
last two years?
Of what station?

800
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,480
98.
Rock 98 Rock.

801
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,480
I don't think anybody was.
I think the guy that Neanderthal

802
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,160
do that they had in the morning
was sort of kind of not really

803
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,640
operations manager, but sort of
program director.

804
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,680
I'm going to meet a top 30
market and not have a brand

805
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,800
manager, PD, whatever.
Place makes sense.

806
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,280
Let's move on.
Yeah, so anyway, so that's that.

807
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,560
Couple more voicemails here.
Yo, what up?

808
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,040
Not that damn show.
How are you mother doing?

809
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:26,920
It's damn it from love the show.
Today.

810
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:31,080
Especially the part with the.
Very clever blue bubbles.

811
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:36,720
And the moist keep up the great
work guys.

812
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:39,840
I.
Love that guy.

813
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,520
I don't know who he is, but he's
a Dick and I love it.

814
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,280
Oh, that was pretty funny.
All right, fine, fine.

815
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,560
We got it.
Point made.

816
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,520
You guys don't want the
censorship support?

817
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,320
The.
We should censor the whole damn

818
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,120
show again.
Oh, by the way too.

819
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,560
Like remember how how the
episode on Tuesday I kept saying

820
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,240
I wasn't going to censor a
certain word.

821
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,160
I.
I'm not saying.

822
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,280
I fucking censored it.
Even on the.

823
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,480
Only on the free version.
Even on the paid version.

824
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:14,280
No, no, no, no.
The the paid people get, I

825
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,680
always get everything.
But that's why Jay's not here.

826
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,400
She's I was just going to keep
them making up things.

827
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,320
That's why she's been suspended
for four days.

828
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:28,400
Confirmed that word NTSH and got
fucking suspended.

829
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,720
That's right.
That's what we're going to say.

830
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,680
I think I'm about to say it just
to get myself suspended for four

831
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,720
days.
Oh God, please don't say it.

832
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,000
I won't I.
Got to go edit it.

833
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,920
All right, so it said that
Nico's mom called us up and give

834
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,680
us an update on Nico's
Valentine's Day thing.

835
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,160
Remember how we gave him advice
on how to ask a girl out?

836
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,520
Oh, Nico was the hater.
Yeah, you mean Kenobi?

837
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,440
Or is it oh, Kenobi Kenobi?
Yeah.

838
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:56,520
Nico's the guy that went off on
and got bleeped for and guys

839
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,320
probably can't got us banned
from getting ads on Spotify.

840
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,960
Because she's probably a word
that rhymes with maggot with an

841
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,680
M.
Yeah, it was true.

842
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,640
So Kenobi, Kenobi.
Sorry, I don't mean to mix you

843
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,680
up Kenobi with with hating on
Jen, but here's Kenobi's mom.

844
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:16,200
Hey guys, it's Kenobi's mom with
the little Valentine's Day

845
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,280
update.
Kenobi's little Valentine at

846
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:23,120
school was hilariously awkward
because he asked and she says I

847
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:27,920
have to ask my mom and then he
said he's going to ask again the

848
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:31,400
next day and she goes.
My mom said she'll think about

849
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:36,720
it, but we were listening to the
podcast on the way to school on

850
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:40,720
Thursday.
Then I think when Ian mentioned

851
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:43,280
wearing the Florida Man shirt
might help him out a little bit.

852
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:49,280
So that Friday when it's time
for the dinner to get out their

853
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,280
Valentine's Day treats and
stuff, was also pajama day.

854
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:57,200
And it goes, Mom, I'm going to
wear my shirt under my pajamas.

855
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,080
So he had a ride on up to the
school and gave her a small

856
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,600
little teddy bear.
It was adorable.

857
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,720
With this Florida Man shirt.
Dude.

858
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:10,800
That's pretty great.
Yeah, that like I I said, like

859
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:14,760
that shirt is like it gives you
like a 76% more chance of

860
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,160
getting the girl everyone knows.
I think any.

861
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,400
Any of our merch gives you a
little bit more of a chance of

862
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,920
getting getting a girl, getting
a discount, getting something

863
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:27,120
for, you know, anything.
Just if you wear a shirt, you

864
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,160
walk into a gas station, maybe
you get something for free.

865
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,280
Good things happen.
Yeah, according to my recent

866
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:38,680
research, between 18 and 25 you
have an increase of about 28%.

867
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,520
But if you are, I'm just making
a bullshit.

868
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,200
That's why I could tell.
Those numbers sounded.

869
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:49,840
Great, that don't make sense.
No, that, that is a proven fact

870
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,360
that if you wear our merch or
you have a sticker on your car

871
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,120
or you're wearing a hat,
whatever it is, everything,

872
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,840
everything is.
Better it is, but we only sample

873
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:02,840
our listeners.
True, that's true, you don't

874
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,920
have to say that.
All right so that's voicemails.

875
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,840
We got some comments to get
caught up on too.

876
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,160
First one here is maybe someone
can explain.

877
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,920
This is laughing my ass off.
I look homeless as fuck but I

878
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,160
promise I own my house and land
and make 6 figures.

879
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,960
I definitely think my mom should
have been shouldn't have been so

880
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,280
uptight and let me get
interested in makeup because now

881
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,080
who looks homeless?
I don't know what she's talking.

882
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,120
About, I don't know, but that
person clearly had something to

883
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,520
go they were going through
because I don't they just maybe

884
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,640
they just wanted to get that out
even though I have no idea what

885
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,840
they're talking about.
We may have been talking about

886
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:37,080
something and and, and I know we
were talking about homeless

887
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,360
people and trying to give them a
shirt to to wear like an NTDS

888
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,040
shirt is like an advertising.
We were going to close, but no.

889
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,720
Can't close the homeless, can't
give away hookers.

890
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,400
I feel.
I feel like I'm trying to do a

891
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,920
show with one arm time I have my
back.

892
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:52,040
I'm trying to tell you, dude,
see, now I feel like what

893
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,120
corporate radio is the no, no,
no, no, no.

894
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:57,080
If you, if we get sponsors to
pay for some of this shit, I'm

895
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,520
in.
I'm 100% in.

896
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,480
We'll close the homeless next
one here says laugh my ass off

897
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,400
Mikey saying he's not going to
bleep and then multiple times

898
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:09,680
while he it's bleeped.
So go back to episode 2 or

899
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:14,720
episode not episode 2 last
Tuesday's episode where things

900
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:18,200
were beeped an NTDS cookie
cutter and metal branding iron.

901
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:21,760
Daniel says we need that.
But what an NTDS cookie cutter

902
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,480
look like.
Would it just would it be NT and

903
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,360
the initials I guess, but maybe
the maybe what the logo looks

904
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,800
like up here in the corner?
Maybe, I guess.

905
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,120
Dude, dude, we really want to be
a cookie cutter like.

906
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,120
No, I feel like that just is
like almost making fun of

907
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,120
yourself.
We're not cookie cutter bitch.

908
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,560
Fuck you, Daniel.
But we're so not cookie cutter

909
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,120
that we circle around to being
cookie.

910
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,920
It's ironic.
It kind of is I guess.

911
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,640
I like the branding iron idea.
Then we go brand a cow or you're

912
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,560
steak TDs.
Oh my gosh, we brand a cow.

913
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:58,160
We are fucking done.
We are never going to get an

914
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:01,240
advertisement.
We were talking about spray

915
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:03,160
painting a turtle a tortoises
shell.

916
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:07,080
Why couldn't we brand a cow?
Yeah, if somebody, what if

917
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:10,480
somebody owned a ranch and they
wanted us to brand their cow,

918
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,560
They literally let us do it.
Oh my God.

919
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:14,840
I think we could.
Do it.

920
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:15,440
I would do it.
I'm.

921
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,400
All for it.
I'm just saying this is terrible

922
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,920
idea but I'm all for.
It that's why we don't have

923
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:23,400
sponsors here.
This is Nico right here, Nico

924
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,800
Jens only hater says in capital
letters.

925
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:29,400
You are not in charge Jennifer.
And then says Mikey quit being a

926
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,560
bitch siding with her on
everything so your wife doesn't

927
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,440
hit you.
Get the hooker.

928
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,560
Mikey, do you get hit?
I actually agree with me my.

929
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,840
Wife is so fucking abusive she
beats me.

930
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:44,200
She beats me.
Mandy, please stop hitting me

931
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:48,800
hurting Mikey.
Nico, shut up.

932
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,000
I.
Love that guy, I don't care.

933
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,920
He's pretty funny.
I do too.

934
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,600
I actually I.
Think he's trolling us but I

935
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,480
love him.
I I think it's great.

936
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:58,840
Hey, he keeps listening.
It's fine.

937
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,880
So since Neagle brought it up
the hooker thing, I threw this

938
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,480
in here to get a little update
on the poll that we posted.

939
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:08,160
And currently right now 80% of
people think that we should do

940
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,360
the Dangle your carrot for Jesus
promo.

941
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,560
Which is the Jesus part's going
to be there?

942
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,440
Just out of this.
Because people get really upset

943
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,280
about that part.
But dangle your carrot.

944
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,720
But I mean, I get where
everybody's coming from, but

945
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:23,280
maybe.
It's it's our Easter giveaway.

946
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:28,040
The Jesus part though I don't
part of the shows in the South

947
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,520
too so.
That's true.

948
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,320
That's true.
What about what didn't we say

949
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,720
something about resurrection
type thing?

950
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,560
Is that a?
Is that just as bad?

951
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,560
I'm about to ban myself and
everybody from the show from a

952
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:43,880
week everyone just spent.
I'm not saying I'm in yet, but

953
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,280
we'll have to talk through some
some some names for this thing

954
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,360
if we were going to do it.
I talked to Christina.

955
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,320
I talked to Christina and I said
hey, we were talking about this

956
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,080
and Jen didn't like it and she
said.

957
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,040
No, we were bowling and our
girlfriend started talking.

958
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,800
My my girlfriend and your wife
started talking about it.

959
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,880
She said the same thing.
As long as you're not going and

960
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,200
you're not fucking the hooker, I
don't give a shit.

961
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,160
Yeah.
So I don't know how does did you

962
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,480
talk to Mandy about this?
She's not about it at all.

963
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,680
She's absolutely against it.
She she leaves a comment on

964
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:13,720
here, which we'll get to, but
yeah, her and I actually got

965
00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:16,160
like she starts yelling at me,
not yelling, but telling me

966
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,280
this.
I was like, hold up, first of

967
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,360
all, stop.
You know, you don't have to get

968
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,440
so mad about it or.
Anything hypothetical this.

969
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,880
Is very hypothetical.
We're just kind of talking it

970
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,320
through.
But she is.

971
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,520
She doesn't think we we should
give away.

972
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,200
We should give away sex.
We're not.

973
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,480
We're actually not.
Well we are yes and no gift

974
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,160
certificate.
You could technically go buy

975
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,680
shirts with it.
As I say, you can.

976
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:40,880
Go and text me to the
restaurant.

977
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,920
And get a cheeseburger.
What?

978
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:46,280
What am I lying about?
What did I yell at you about?

979
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,040
Oh, I did.
I was like I said, I I'm sorry.

980
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,160
I'm not trying to lie.
I promise.

981
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,840
I was like, I was like, first of
all, you don't.

982
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,800
You don't get any creative
control over what we do on this

983
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,840
show.
I did say that I didn't.

984
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,360
Like that?
Oh, you're an idiot.

985
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,680
Well, she was, she was like, I
didn't it just, I don't normally

986
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,200
say that.
She just came downstairs.

987
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,680
She's like, you're not getting a
hooker.

988
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,880
And I was like, hold the fuck?
Up No.

989
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,240
But none of us are getting
hookers.

990
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,880
It's a gift certificate.
You get to pick out which one

991
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:23,080
you want.
Technically, a woman could go

992
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,240
and scissor.
Yeah, that's true.

993
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,280
It could be a woman too.
No, it could be anybody but

994
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:31,080
these.
These women that work here, they

995
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:37,000
have the full right to say no,
they don't have to fuck you.

996
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,920
She all right do you want you
guys want to hear what she said

997
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,120
like she made it so very serious
yes well no I'm just going to

998
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:46,120
tell you she said some she was
like seriously she was like

999
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,400
basically comparing this whole
thing to sex trafficking and and

1000
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,760
we're.
Like that?

1001
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,320
I know it made me feel really
bad I.

1002
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,000
Said this last week.
They don't ship them in on

1003
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,480
crates.
This is a legitimate business

1004
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,560
that pays taxes.
But she but she takes it all the

1005
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,920
way back to that a majority of
these girls were abused or

1006
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,480
possibly sex trafficked at one
point and.

1007
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:11,600
So was half to my sex life.
These bitches at bars, they're

1008
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,600
fucking like they got daddy
issues.

1009
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,600
I hate to agree on that point,
but he's kind of right.

1010
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,840
Yeah.
Strip clubs, you don't.

1011
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,000
You don't see anybody bitching
that those are still open.

1012
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,240
Yeah, I'm over there playing
with my pussy on the Internet.

1013
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:26,880
I mean, you don't know my
background.

1014
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,280
True and.
I don't have a pussy but if I

1015
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:36,840
did it I think.
Kristen said the burglar burgle

1016
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,280
segment would be good with a who
Said it moment.

1017
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,920
You guys should bring that back.
Who said it last week?

1018
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,640
That word burgled.
Burgled.

1019
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,840
Burgled.
Yeah, burgled, because your

1020
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:51,080
house got burgled, Anthony said.
So the next shirt should be two

1021
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,160
NS avatar with a censored label
over her mouth for calling that

1022
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,960
Jerka the F word.
That word right there that you

1023
00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:59,920
can see on the screen.
I'd say it, but you have to

1024
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:04,680
bleep it.
Yeah, please don't, because we

1025
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:08,280
just got done.
It rhymes with Rob's listeners.

1026
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:12,600
Yeah.
Here, here's what Mandy said in

1027
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,880
in her comment.
But Mandy NTDSHR here's what she

1028
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,640
says.
She says HR conclusive on the

1029
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,320
the brothel gift card.
Absolutely the fuck not.

1030
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,920
Any giveaways that require a
legal disclaimer, A liability

1031
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,560
waiver, and an STD screening is
off the table.

1032
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,480
You don't need an STD screening
from us to win.

1033
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,600
We don't care.
You have to do, you have to do 1

1034
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,440
for them, in which case you can
just give away the gift

1035
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,200
certificate to whoever you want
a liability waiver.

1036
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,560
We don't need one of those
either because we're just

1037
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,240
getting, we're just giving away
the gift certificate.

1038
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,560
Just tell Mandy that this is a
gift certificate if you if

1039
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,400
somebody wants to go buy $1000
worth of shirts, they can do it.

1040
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,480
What if it was?
Yeah, yeah.

1041
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,600
So if it was like just like a
Visa gift card.

1042
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,560
Well.
And you, yeah, what you, you

1043
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:01,320
choose on what you spend with.
If you take a $500 Visa gift

1044
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,160
card and go buy a gun and shoot
someone, that's not on us.

1045
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,320
Not that I think gun shops do
Visa gift card.

1046
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:12,360
No, it's not on us.
We, we can't, we can't judge a

1047
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,440
person's character just because
they won.

1048
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,000
I mean, yeah, if they're signing
up for a hooker contest, I can

1049
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:22,400
judge somebody, but.
I've got issues and if I want to

1050
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,200
go out and be a whore, I mean
that doesn't, it's just not

1051
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,200
getting paid for it.
But I'm not because, you know,

1052
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,520
I'm a married man now, so.
Jenny says.

1053
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,960
My friend's dad told us he likes
to go to the Bunny Ranch for

1054
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,000
lunch.
He said they had food and they

1055
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,640
had a really good Caesar salad.
That the tuna is delicious.

1056
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:40,320
Most places have a good Caesar
salad.

1057
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,840
How do you fuck that up?
I was just going to say that

1058
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,800
man, the Caesar salad's like the
easiest salad to have.

1059
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,240
That'd be weird.
It's like, hey, Mikey, when we

1060
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:50,840
meet me up at the Bunny Ranch,
we're going to have a salad.

1061
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,280
We're not going to fuck horse.
Yeah.

1062
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,680
How's that going to go over with
anybody's wife?

1063
00:49:56,840 --> 00:50:00,000
No.
I do have another update for us

1064
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,200
though, and that is the Stockton
Blvd.

1065
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,440
Hooker.
So somebody says the Stockton

1066
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:04,400
Blvd.
Hooker is real.

1067
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,120
I've seen her in real life.
And we asked last week.

1068
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:10,880
We asked for pictures.
We wanted proof of life of the

1069
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,320
Stockton Blvd.
Hooker.

1070
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,720
Midget hooker, by the way, or
little person hooker or

1071
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:15,960
whatever.
What do they like to be called?

1072
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:17,480
I don't know.
I don't want.

1073
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,840
To let's just claim this this is
a legend by someone else said

1074
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,000
that Mia took a photo that's.
All I did.

1075
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,640
What did you say?
Don't you have a photo?

1076
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,800
OK.
This is a legend based on

1077
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,640
somebody else.
We're not saying this person is

1078
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:31,760
a hooker.
I covered.

1079
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:32,840
Her ass.
Oh yeah, we Oh yeah, thank you

1080
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,720
for for for clarifying because
we don't know for sure, but I

1081
00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:37,920
would mean look, just look at
her.

1082
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:47,200
She looks like a hooker.
What's her going rates half off?

1083
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:52,200
Here there's a backside of her.
Does she have rolls on her legs?

1084
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:57,160
Looks like it.
Wow, what the fuck is he

1085
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:02,480
wearing, Hang?
On nothing flattering, I'm

1086
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:03,640
telling big.
Forehead too.

1087
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,600
Well, you know, most of never
mind.

1088
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:06,800
I'm not going to finish that
sentence.

1089
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:13,920
Well, there you go.
So the Stockton hooker is, well,

1090
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,680
this is listen, this is from a
dammit, like you said, this is

1091
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:21,800
allegedly the Stockton Hooker.
If somebody else gets another

1092
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,760
picture of the same person and
sends it to us, then I think at

1093
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,520
that point it's safe to say that
this is the part that's legit,

1094
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:29,600
right?
If we get at least two people, I

1095
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,480
don't know if you have to get a
picture of her on the corner,

1096
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,840
you got to get a picture of like
the street sign that says

1097
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,440
Stockton.
Bulwark when Jim Fox, the old

1098
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,600
PD, said that I can't call
someone a whore unless you're

1099
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,440
actually making money.
No, you don't hook a whore.

1100
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,160
Or it was, it was horrid slut.
Yeah, there was a difference.

1101
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,760
Yeah.
So.

1102
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,040
We're going to play that fine
line, I think.

1103
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,840
Yeah, we don't know for sure if
she is.

1104
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,560
She's allegedly a hooker.
We might need video evidence of

1105
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,280
her sucking Dick to even prove
it.

1106
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:01,840
I don't want that.
I don't want to.

1107
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:02,800
Say that why I'm?
Going to.

1108
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,200
Say that to Mikey at TDs.
Said it directly to

1109
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:09,160
ian@ntdsornottds.com.
Actually, you know what,

1110
00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:12,960
JTNNNNTDS.
It's a Jen.

1111
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:13,920
Yeah, yeah, she's.
Not here.

1112
00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:16,720
So yeah, yeah, she's going to be
like, why am I getting all this

1113
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:19,640
Midget porn?
I think I got a couple more

1114
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,160
comments here.
Jay said 2 N can be the Midget

1115
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:26,480
ambassador for NTDS and then he
said, oh, This is why I put this

1116
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,960
in here.
He said the guy who crashed Ian,

1117
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,880
you post you shared last week a
video of a guy who ended up on a

1118
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:33,840
fence, right?
That was your video.

1119
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:37,200
That person apparently ripped
his Dick off and had to get it

1120
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,040
reattached.
Oh.

1121
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:44,800
Yeah, if you get your if you get
your Dick torn.

1122
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,760
Off and.
You have to have it reattached.

1123
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,200
Does it like work 100%?
I think so.

1124
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,040
Didn't that happen to to John
Bobbitt?

1125
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,320
Yeah, John Bobbitt, they
wouldn't look in the field for

1126
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,920
his Dick.
Yeah, and they attached it back

1127
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,040
on and he ended up doing porn.
But I don't think I don't, I

1128
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,600
think it was like weird.
I would imagine it being.

1129
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,560
It barely worked.
Yeah, it barely worked.

1130
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,280
I'm talking about it like 100%
of the time.

1131
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,080
Like none of this oh, I swear
this never happens kind of

1132
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:12,920
thing.
Like no.

1133
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,000
Why is there scars around your
Dick?

1134
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,320
Well, long story.
Iraq.

1135
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:24,320
This woman cut it off What?
God.

1136
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:27,080
Damn it, I would lie.
I'd just be like so scary.

1137
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,880
I would do.
You do it like a thumb, you put

1138
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,320
it in ice, and then you like
bring the Dick back to the.

1139
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,440
Yeah, they had.
They when they found it, they

1140
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:34,840
picked it up.
They had to put it on ice.

1141
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,200
And I remember this.
I remember, I remember.

1142
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,640
If you get something ripped off,
it's actually bad if you put it

1143
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:40,240
on ice.
Is it?

1144
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,200
I thought you supposed to put it
on ice.

1145
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:43,640
That's what movies tell you to
do.

1146
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:46,560
Fuck no.
What are you supposed to do?

1147
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,920
Well, it damages the nerve it's
picking.

1148
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:51,240
Up a little baggie.
Actually, just kind of, yeah.

1149
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:53,440
Walk in the hospital.
Go.

1150
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:57,160
I found this Dick.
This is according to.

1151
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,160
This is according to Cracked, so
I might be, so I take that with

1152
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,040
a grain of salt.
OK.

1153
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,320
Well, all right, here's our last
one.

1154
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:09,000
It's from Danny says I'm I'm
going to need whoever the dude

1155
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,480
was was being guilt tripped for
getting into shape to reach out

1156
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,280
to me.
We got to train together and get

1157
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,280
you a better girlfriend.
Remember that guy who said it?

1158
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,160
Was it a damn?
Problem.

1159
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:19,000
Last week he was like.
He got Yeah, he had the Danny

1160
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000
effect because he started
getting in shape and and his

1161
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,400
girlfriend didn't like it.
Well, you know, Danny, obviously

1162
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,920
reach out to him.
He wants to meet up with you.

1163
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,080
There you go.
He wants to get you, wants you

1164
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,880
to, wants to work out and find
you a new lady.

1165
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,360
Danny's got.
Himself a Danny's got himself a

1166
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,200
girlfriend.
He does, but it sounds gay when

1167
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:36,880
you say he want to work.
He want to work him out.

1168
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:39,920
Well, he wants to work out.
That's.

1169
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,720
A little gay.
Where's my Dick?

1170
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,440
Pop off a piece of my Dick.
Danny loves it.

1171
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,760
I get messages every week.
He's like, we have Joe make fun

1172
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,920
of me all the time.
Yeah, we have to make fun of

1173
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,200
Danny.
Danny, if for those of you that

1174
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,440
don't know Danny, you have to go
join our group and or follow us

1175
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:02,000
on Facebook and and just get get
to know the community.

1176
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,360
He was one of the like.
Like the the wise.

1177
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:09,040
The wise and girlfriends got
their own laminates at the Not

1178
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,360
Damn Show event.
Danny got one too.

1179
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,680
And this is the price you got to
pay Danny to get that kind of

1180
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,920
VIP treatment.
You got to let us make fun of

1181
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,600
you every once in a while.
He's been, but he's been a part

1182
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,000
of kind of been a part of this
crew.

1183
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,960
Since he was a virgin.
Since he was a virgin.

1184
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:28,280
Danny's the kind of guy that
like, pretends his stomach like,

1185
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,520
oh, I'm itching right here to
show off his sick just.

1186
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,400
To just to reach up and.
Scratch his ass.

1187
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:37,040
That's Danny, by the way.
Danny, can you stop doing that?

1188
00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:39,680
Can can we, can we just get
right into can we stop and just

1189
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:43,080
start off with can guys who are
in shape stop acting like your

1190
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,280
stomach itches so that you could
just lift your shirt up?

1191
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:46,120
That's a great.
One.

1192
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:47,320
Yeah.
Can we stop that?

1193
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:48,640
Please.
Hey.

1194
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,080
But at the same time it's like
it's like that.

1195
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:52,360
It's like that bitch from last
week.

1196
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,880
I'm not trying to take away you
getting into into into great

1197
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,560
shape.
Yeah, you just don't got to be

1198
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,000
so like.
Don't brag.

1199
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,960
Do shit about it.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, you have

1200
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:02,040
ABS.
Duly noted.

1201
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,440
We can like, trust me, there
are, there are certain people

1202
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,160
that through clothing we can
tell.

1203
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:09,960
You can just tell.
Yeah, one of.

1204
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,120
Those people.
This, I don't know why but this

1205
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,000
this pissed me off while stroke
and I went bowling with with our

1206
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:21,320
ladies and we have the the whole
area to ourself and then out of

1207
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:24,440
nowhere this group of like 6
come up in the alley right in

1208
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,600
the lane right next to us.
They do not get their own balls.

1209
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,200
Can we stop using other people's
bowling balls and go get your

1210
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,520
fucking own?
I just came up and.

1211
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:35,520
Started using.
Fuck that.

1212
00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:37,840
No.
And I'm like, this should not

1213
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,800
piss me off as much as it does.
But there was one.

1214
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:44,480
I I was only using one because I
found the one that was perfect

1215
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:46,520
for my hand and now.
And I was like, you know what?

1216
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:47,920
This is mine.
This is going to be the one that

1217
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:52,600
I use for the next three games.
And this bitch who I don't know,

1218
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,520
just grabs my ball, throws it
down the thing.

1219
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,680
And I'm like, I'm up next, you
whore.

1220
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,400
Yeah.
I don't like that.

1221
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:01,120
Yeah, Yeah.
OK.

1222
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:02,560
So I was like, is that, is that
legit?

1223
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,160
I was like that that.
That's a legit bitch.

1224
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,960
I I'm good with.
I I think that's legit because I

1225
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,080
you, you did, like you said, you
spend some time finding the

1226
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:09,880
right ball.
Yeah.

1227
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,160
And then that's your ball.
And people's hands get all gross

1228
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:14,760
and sweaty and they're already
gross enough.

1229
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,760
I don't need not.
Only that it messes with the

1230
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:18,600
mojo.
You know what I mean?

1231
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:20,240
Yeah.
Don't fuck with my balls, Mojo.

1232
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,120
You might get a gutter ball next
thing I'm on.

1233
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,320
I had.
I had two strikes in a row.

1234
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,120
Her gutter ball could have cost
me that Turkey.

1235
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,480
I think it'd.
Put your fucking hand grease all

1236
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,440
over it, bitch.
Gutter balls skank.

1237
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,960
Wow, OK, It didn't matter, it
didn't it.

1238
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:39,600
I didn't like that they touched
my balls, but I wasn't happy

1239
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,120
about it.
I just I.

1240
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:44,440
Maybe it's just because that I
I.

1241
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:46,560
I got sick first part of the
week.

1242
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:50,040
I was going to say, yeah, you,
my girlfriend's sick right now.

1243
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:53,800
I'm like maybe it was because of
the the the bacteria in the damn

1244
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:57,120
finger holes, but my immune
system's like a Viking so I feel

1245
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,320
fine.
And by the way, Ian, we weren't

1246
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,600
going to stop then.
These bitches were like 6 foot 6

1247
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:04,040
every one of them.
Like one of them like 1 wasn't

1248
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,560
Amazon and she was.
Using like fucking ball me,

1249
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,480
yeah.
Yeah, that you just say, go

1250
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:10,800
ahead, go ahead, go ahead, Sir.
You can use my ball if you want.

1251
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:21,800
A danger would say not to.
Her, Sir, you.

1252
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,400
Scare me.
You scare me.

1253
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:24,920
Go ahead, Mikey.
You go, Mikey.

1254
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:25,960
Alright, I'll go, I'll go, I'll
go.

1255
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,840
Can we stop pretending we don't
see someone until the last

1256
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:31,720
possible second so that so we
can decide if we're actually

1257
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,160
going to say hi to them or not.
Like if you're at a grocery

1258
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,840
store or any store, it is and
you, you see that person like,

1259
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:39,760
oh fuck, I know that person.
He has kind of make eye contact,

1260
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,680
but you don't say anything until
the last possible second when

1261
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,120
you get right next to them.
And then you're like, oh, hey,

1262
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:47,800
how's it going?
And you make that.

1263
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,280
Can we just stop doing that in
general and just stop talking to

1264
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:51,920
each other in public?
That's fine.

1265
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,240
I don't like, Yeah, I don't like
people at all.

1266
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:57,760
I mean, I'll, we can, you can
you can send me a message and

1267
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:01,520
I'll get to it at my own time.
Maybe never, maybe right away.

1268
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:03,480
Just depends on who you are and
if I want to talk to you.

1269
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:05,760
It's like I saw, I saw you at
Target the other day.

1270
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,320
I didn't know if I should come
and say, hey, should.

1271
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:08,840
I didn't know if I should come
up and say hi.

1272
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,280
You know you shouldn't.
No, you should.

1273
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:12,960
No, don't.
I'm just kidding.

1274
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:14,960
I'm kidding.
I used to be a lot friendlier, I

1275
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:16,920
would say on the air.
You know, people were like, I

1276
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,200
saw you guys out.
I was nervous.

1277
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,680
I didn't know if I should say,
hey, now I've pulled that back.

1278
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:22,240
I'm like just don't.
Just don't talk to me.

1279
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,440
It's cool.
Yeah.

1280
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:30,080
This one might get a little bit
political, but can we stop?

1281
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,240
No matter what you do for a
living, if somebody has an

1282
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,680
opinion about politics, can we
stop saying shut up and do your

1283
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,000
job?
Because politics is everywhere

1284
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,360
in our lives now.
So it it's like everyone should

1285
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,120
have an opinion about it.
It I mean what?

1286
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,800
Disagree with it or not?
Stop saying shut up and play

1287
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:47,480
music or shut up and throw a
ball.

1288
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,120
People are allowed to have
opinions.

1289
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,560
It's called the First fucking
Amendment.

1290
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,400
I don't know, 'cause my next was
can we stop?

1291
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:57,320
Is like, can we just take a
weekend off and let's Mikey has

1292
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:59,200
a podcast where he gets he talks
about it.

1293
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,880
I get that.
Like that's kind of like his his

1294
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,520
little job.
You know what I mean?

1295
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,080
Like I get what you do his
little show.

1296
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,400
Yeah, his his other podcast.
I get it.

1297
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,920
But can we like take Saturday
and Sunday off?

1298
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:13,240
Dude, I agree bitching unless
something big happening, like

1299
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:16,120
something big happening.
But can we just stop like just

1300
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,400
Saturday night?
Just I want politics to be

1301
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:22,640
boring again.
I.

1302
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:27,120
Kind of disagree and with what
you're saying, Ian, because I do

1303
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:30,120
think that like unless it's
there's a place, there's a time

1304
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:32,400
and a place for it is what I is
where my thing is, I think

1305
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:33,960
everybody have opinion.
You can say whatever you want

1306
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:35,600
to, but like, if it's a press
conference and we're talking

1307
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:36,760
about the game that you just
played.

1308
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,680
If somebody literally goes, if
an athlete or a musician goes on

1309
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:44,800
their own personal social media
page, the the people like shut

1310
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,440
up and do your job.
But they weren't.

1311
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:50,240
This wasn't like an Oscar speech
where where nobody wants to hear

1312
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:54,280
that shit or whatever.
But like, if, if they're just on

1313
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:57,280
Facebook one day and be like, I
don't support the the bombing of

1314
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:01,360
Iran, shut up and do your job.
I I also think though, that like

1315
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:05,360
when it comes to like
celebrities or people, you know,

1316
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,400
sports players, whatever it
might be, an athlete of any

1317
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:14,800
kind, it's maybe don't say
anything only because like only

1318
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,800
I'm not saying you can't, but
I'm just saying don't because

1319
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:20,600
it, it does start to maybe
divide your fan base a little

1320
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:22,400
bit and you don't necessarily
want that.

1321
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,840
But hey, that's your choice.
You know, I mean, if you want to

1322
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:26,640
say something, go ahead.
And especially.

1323
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:30,640
That's just my opinion.
Especially if and if this if

1324
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,760
you're on Patreon, you can see
this you should subscribe.

1325
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:37,920
If if, if a celebrity is posting
it online, you have like I, I

1326
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:41,440
take this finger and I and I
start at the bottom and I and I

1327
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:44,040
bring it all the way to the top.
I just keep scrolling and my

1328
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:45,440
life.
Does not change.

1329
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:48,720
If so many people would just
learn to do let me here, let me

1330
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:51,160
bring it up closer to the screen
so you guys can see Start at the

1331
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:52,960
bottom, bring it all the way to
the top.

1332
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,600
Just keep scrolling and now you
don't see it anymore.

1333
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,160
Object permanence, it's gone.
That's true, yeah.

1334
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:00,960
Can we stop thinking that we're
going to convince people to vote

1335
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:03,560
our way on social media?
Because I don't think that's

1336
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,640
happening.
Yeah, I'm with you on that.

1337
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:07,760
I don't.
I don't think that's ever going

1338
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,840
to happen.
Can we stop saying what

1339
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,240
immediately and then answering
the question right before the

1340
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:14,360
person repeating?
I can't help it.

1341
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,520
It's like it's, it's, it's
involuntary.

1342
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,920
Yeah, like.
Almost every human does that.

1343
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,120
Although there's a.
Do you know you heard them?

1344
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:24,960
You heard them, you heard them.
Why did you say what?

1345
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:29,280
There's a show that I love and
one of the characters and I it

1346
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:31,680
used my my girlfriend in
California.

1347
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,000
It pissed her the fuck off when
I did this.

1348
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:37,360
He would ask you a question and
then as you're answering it go

1349
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:41,840
huh?
So like for Mikey, what?

1350
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:45,720
When is Mandy's birthday?
November.

1351
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,760
What you did like that?
Don't kiss me the fuck.

1352
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:53,760
Yeah, it's so, it's so great if
you want to do.

1353
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:56,400
The show's called Shorty.
My Shorty fans know.

1354
01:02:56,680 --> 01:03:02,480
Can we stop giving TV shows like
18 different fucking spin offs

1355
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,680
because Game of Thrones is on
its second one?

1356
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:07,000
I'm not watching it.
Really.

1357
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,640
Yeah, The Walking Dead's got
like 4.

1358
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:12,280
Yeah, we don't.
We don't need any more spin

1359
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:13,360
offs.
Yeah, just come up with

1360
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,720
something else.
Stop, stop.

1361
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:18,800
They're trying to milk every
last fucking drop of that cash

1362
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,840
cow that was Game of Thrones
that ended like 6 years ago.

1363
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:24,360
Trying to milk it like stroke
wants to a dog.

1364
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:25,520
Exactly.
Yes, just.

1365
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:28,280
Like you.
Please don't the way you say it.

1366
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:32,080
No, the way you said it and he.
Reminded you.

1367
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:37,120
I was trying to make sixteen
$20,000 a like puppies so.

1368
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:39,840
If you if you start buying
puppies and you start a

1369
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:41,200
business, then you could be the
main.

1370
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:44,120
You can jerk off all the dogs.
I bet Mike would hit me up on a

1371
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:46,840
on a private DM.
He'd be like hey, how you

1372
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,680
getting your dog all hard
because I'm trying to make

1373
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:52,320
$20,000 a month.
I might.

1374
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:57,320
A PO too.
Can we stop acting like I

1375
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,560
committed a federal crime
because I ordered Starbucks for

1376
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:01,800
in store pickup and then showed
up in the drive through?

1377
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,080
It's a fucking cup of black
coffee.

1378
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:07,240
OK, It's not that hard for you
to go to this counter and grab

1379
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:09,880
it and bring it over here.
This this the the people at the

1380
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,920
Starbucks down the street from
me will be like they get so

1381
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:16,400
fucking mad if you order on the
app and you say in store pickup

1382
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:19,040
because the app is so dumb that
it makes it automatically goes

1383
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:21,520
for in store pickup and you
don't change it to the drive

1384
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:22,800
through.
It's like you just ruin their

1385
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:24,760
entire fucking day.
Blow me.

1386
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:32,040
Can we stop?
We are in a an age of Venmo,

1387
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:35,400
cash app, Zelle or zet whatever
the fuck.

1388
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:41,840
Can we stop splitting like a
group of a ten person party into

1389
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:46,080
like 15 different checks?
You're told what you ordered is

1390
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:47,760
on there.
It has your total on the

1391
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:50,200
receipt.
Just Venmo one person in the

1392
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,000
group.
They can take care of it.

1393
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:53,920
I'm so sick.
What if nobody in your group has

1394
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:55,320
enough money to cover the whole
check?

1395
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,080
You only pay for what you
ordered.

1396
01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:59,960
Send what?
Send the money for what you

1397
01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:03,400
ordered to that person.
The problem is I get money, you

1398
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:05,840
get money sent to you and then
Venmo takes it.

1399
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:08,400
Oh, do you want it quickly?
And then you lose more money.

1400
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,080
I'm like, I'm losing on this
fucking deal.

1401
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,280
So everybody sent an extra
dollar, so whatever.

1402
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:16,120
OK, I like that.
'Cause I 'cause I had AI had a

1403
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:19,480
table yesterday, this giant, it
was like 14 people.

1404
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:22,080
I had 11 checks.
I ran out of booklets to put

1405
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:23,640
their receipts in.
I ran out of pens.

1406
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:26,560
It was a fucking nightmare.
And in my head I'm like this

1407
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:32,440
2026 Venmo exists.
Can we stop believing reality

1408
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,040
shows are reality?
Yeah.

1409
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:37,840
I watched my rescue.
I enjoy it.

1410
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:41,400
Took.
John Taffer, I've had enough and

1411
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,680
he's the same bullshit.
It's the worst I've ever seen.

1412
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:46,360
You know, I'm like, they've
already hidden cameras.

1413
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:49,280
Like I know I know what I'm
watching, like I'm for

1414
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:51,560
entertainment.
I know this is bullshit, but it

1415
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:54,040
wasn't real.
If they ain't no drama, it ain't

1416
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:56,920
fucking real.
I watched a lot of Lizard Lick

1417
01:05:56,920 --> 01:06:03,400
towing when I was when I was.
That dude, that one was so

1418
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:04,680
obvious.
It was so bad.

1419
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:06,960
Yeah, I watched it.
Yeah, that one with the monster

1420
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:08,640
truck.
I'm running over the cars.

1421
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:11,280
I'm like bullshit.
Yeah, or there was 1 episode.

1422
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:13,720
It was like the first season
where they go to repo something

1423
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:17,840
and the guy gets stabbed quote
UN quote but you never see

1424
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:22,040
blood, you never see anything.
They just he's like he he he's

1425
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:24,960
holding where he got stabbed.
Next scene he's in the hospital

1426
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:26,960
all patched up.
I'm like get fucked.

1427
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,280
Yeah, that's like the show
Cheaters where the guy, the

1428
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:33,400
original host, got stabbed and
then there was no record of any

1429
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:34,800
of that bullshit, they've called
it.

1430
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:37,440
Really, it was never.
It would never really happened.

1431
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:40,600
But I know this cheaters.
Yeah, I mean, I like the show's

1432
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:42,120
still on.
They have like some old rapper

1433
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:44,960
I've never even heard of.
It's not Joey Greco or anything,

1434
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:46,920
whatever his name was.
That was original.

1435
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:48,560
Remember, Donald's got to be the
host.

1436
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:50,280
Yeah.
Yeah, I remember you talking

1437
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:52,160
about that.
Yeah, I could have.

1438
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:53,480
That would be.
Great, I.

1439
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,480
Know but yeah they he didn't he
didn't really get fucking

1440
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:59,080
stabbed there was no police
record no, no none of that was

1441
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:01,640
all fucking bullshit what an.
Asshole.

1442
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:02,440
Yeah, right, all.
That.

1443
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:05,360
Yeah.
All right.

1444
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,440
Well, I'm, I don't have any
more.

1445
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,600
Can we stock you?
Guys, good.

1446
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:09,160
All right.
What you got?

1447
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:12,480
Can we stop spoiling movies
years in advance?

1448
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:16,360
Because like when the the the
the the trailer for Toy Story 5

1449
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:19,400
comes out now all the Facebooks
like the movie is mainly going

1450
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:22,080
to focus on this character and
this person won't make an

1451
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,120
appearance.
And then I'm like the movies

1452
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:26,440
like a year and a half away.
Stop fucking telling me all

1453
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:28,120
this.
Show me the trailer and shut the

1454
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:29,760
fuck up.
Who tells?

1455
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:31,240
Who says that thing?
Is it real?

1456
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:32,640
Is these just people just making
shit up?

1457
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:35,920
Because sometimes I'll.
There are little people whose

1458
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:40,160
job it is to go to to to report
on these movies.

1459
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:43,440
Like I know more about the next
Avengers movie than I do.

1460
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:45,800
You're fucking children, and
I've met your children.

1461
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:50,160
I've never met an Avenger.
I think because sometimes when

1462
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:54,920
I'm scrolling Facebook I'll see
literally fake articles that

1463
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:57,120
like I'll read it and I'm like,
I can tell this was written by

1464
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,120
AI but somebody had to go and
put the prompt in there and copy

1465
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:01,840
and paste it and put it on
fucking Facebook.

1466
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:04,400
Like this is such garbage.
Everything is completely

1467
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:06,880
made-up.
Can we stop with fake movie

1468
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:11,400
things that that aren't actually
going to be in it like Mikey

1469
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:13,480
just said?
Because now you're not.

1470
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:15,640
Not now, you're just pissing me
off like your man.

1471
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,479
Shit is annoying actually.
It's really annoying.

1472
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:20,000
You know what, let's just, let's
just all just not be on social

1473
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,240
media anymore.
Can we stop with social media?

1474
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:24,960
Let's go back to Myspace.
Yes.

1475
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:26,640
I know, and by little people,
did you?

1476
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:29,960
Know what?
Well, he said little people.

1477
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:31,359
I just wonder if he meant
midgets.

1478
01:08:31,359 --> 01:08:33,720
I don't know if the midgets are
the ones that's running movies.

1479
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,160
I didn't say anything about
little people.

1480
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:40,760
You said little people.
There are people anyway.

1481
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:43,880
What about Myspace I?
Didn't I?

1482
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:46,120
Was just going to say, you know
who's not in the Epstein files

1483
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:51,800
is Tom for Myspace?
No, because, Yeah, well, I mean,

1484
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:55,840
most people in the FC files are
rich, but he was like a just a

1485
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,479
he was just a decent part.
He just wanted to.

1486
01:08:57,479 --> 01:08:59,319
He just turned.
Just wanted to be your friend.

1487
01:08:59,319 --> 01:09:00,760
Yeah, just wanted to be your
friend.

1488
01:09:01,359 --> 01:09:03,240
We turned.
We turned our back on him.

1489
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:04,880
Like I didn't.
I didn't.

1490
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:08,399
I didn't have to see your stupid
faces unless I went to your

1491
01:09:08,399 --> 01:09:10,520
page.
It wasn't just in my feed.

1492
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:12,359
I had to go look for your stupid
face.

1493
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:16,240
Yeah, I didn't unfriend him.
I kept him as a friend of mine.

1494
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:18,040
He moved him.
From my top, his picture was

1495
01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:20,479
stupid.
Yeah, you're.

1496
01:09:20,479 --> 01:09:23,000
Stupid him and a chalkboard.
I'm like that.

1497
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:25,760
This is fucking stupid and.
He never changed it.

1498
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:27,160
It was the same thing.
That picture for.

1499
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:28,399
There's a meme now.
It's everything.

1500
01:09:28,399 --> 01:09:30,000
Yeah.
All right.

1501
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,600
We got a couple of damn problems
we're going to get to.

1502
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,560
Let's do that.
Got a problem?

1503
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:35,319
What the Hell's your problem?
Maybe we can help.

1504
01:09:35,319 --> 01:09:36,359
I felt I had a.
Problem.

1505
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:41,120
What's your damn problem?
If you ever have a damn problem,

1506
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:44,359
feel free to e-mail any one of
us or the show and we will do

1507
01:09:44,359 --> 01:09:46,399
our best to help you.
But before we get into the damn

1508
01:09:46,399 --> 01:09:50,000
problem, I want to tell you guys
on the show to eat my meat.

1509
01:09:50,399 --> 01:09:53,240
I want you to eat my meat and I
want everyone who just heard me

1510
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:57,280
say eat my meat to go over to
Facebook and put eat my meat on

1511
01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:00,520
the Facebook post about today's
episode of the show so that you

1512
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:03,360
have a chance to win 50 bucks to
go over to Texas Roadhouse.

1513
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:07,400
So that's eat my meat, that stop
looking at me like that's a

1514
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:10,320
joke.
That's the phrase that pays eat

1515
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:12,000
my meat.
You have to post it on Facebook

1516
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:18,600
on that post.
Go go do that and we'll solve

1517
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:19,680
some problems.
We'll solve some.

1518
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:20,760
Everybody's going to think
you're out.

1519
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:24,440
It rhymes with Rob's old
listeners maggot.

1520
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:27,840
Go put, eat my.
Meat.

1521
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:29,200
I thought.
I thought it was going to rhyme

1522
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:33,400
with slow MO.
Or that it does is either 1,

1523
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:36,360
whatever, but it has to be, you
have to be following our page.

1524
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:37,680
You can't say this is not the
group.

1525
01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:40,480
This is the NTDS podcast
Facebook page.

1526
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:43,200
So you have to be following that
page and go put Eat my meat.

1527
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:45,560
Good luck to you.
That's today's code.

1528
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:47,080
We'll have another one on
Thursday.

1529
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:48,840
Have two winners.
All right, let's get into a damn

1530
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:51,840
problem right here.
First one is it's a parenting

1531
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:53,640
problem.
And I don't know if I'm being

1532
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:56,560
too sensitive.
So we're all parents here.

1533
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:59,120
So we're usually pretty good
about this since my 12 year old

1534
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:01,760
has started talking to me like
I'm an inconvenience.

1535
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:04,000
Not full blown screaming or
slamming doors or anything like

1536
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,080
that.
Just constant tone, eye roll,

1537
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:08,800
sighs, and one word in it.
One word answer is acting

1538
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,320
annoyed that I exist.
God that's my daughter.

1539
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:12,760
That's my daughter.
I feel like I.

1540
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:15,000
I love that this person is, I
hope there's more to this

1541
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:19,120
because that's every child on
planet Earth.

1542
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:20,800
And I mean, maybe that's one of
them.

1543
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:23,880
Maybe that's just what this
person needs to hear because to

1544
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:26,640
go on and say when I ask how
school was, it's fine.

1545
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:29,560
So I remind them that they when
they have to do their, they have

1546
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:33,120
to do their homework.
I know I try to joke around with

1547
01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:35,960
them in in public and I get this
blank stares if I embarrass them

1548
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:37,200
or whatever.
Well, yeah, this is.

1549
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:40,120
Clearly your first child.
I think so.

1550
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:42,480
The other day I asked them to
take out the trash they said can

1551
01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:44,840
you not right now?
Like I was interrupting

1552
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:46,720
something important.
They were just on their phone

1553
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:49,080
since I know middle school is
weird.

1554
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:52,360
I know hormones are a thing, but
it feels personal sometimes.

1555
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:55,040
I'm the one driving them around,
paying for everything, blah blah

1556
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:57,360
blah, doing all that and I get
treated like a nuisance.

1557
01:11:57,880 --> 01:12:00,040
Basically they're just asking is
this is a because there's a

1558
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:03,600
little bit more here, but it's
like basically they want to

1559
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:06,640
know, is this just a phase or am
I letting it slide too much?

1560
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:09,960
They they, they don't want their
they don't want to be

1561
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:13,760
disrespected in their own home.
Can I just say, I know, I know

1562
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:17,120
that the kid is 12, but I want
to congratulate the emailer on

1563
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:20,800
being born yesterday because.
That's well, I mean, I get it

1564
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:23,600
because this is, I don't want to
normalize being, but so there's

1565
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:25,120
that's what.
They're asking.

1566
01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:27,920
Where's the line you?
That's when you do this thing

1567
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:31,000
called parenting, because I
rolled my eyes of my dad when I

1568
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,720
was 15.
He almost beat the shit out of

1569
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:34,720
me.
Yeah, you can't do that now,

1570
01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:36,720
but.
Well, are you are you suggest?

1571
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,680
OK, so you're not suggesting
this person beat their kid?

1572
01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:42,040
No, I'm just saying that there
are there are these things

1573
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:47,960
called punishments that they're
not supposed to enjoy and teach

1574
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:51,440
them to not do that anymore.
I have a dictionary if you if I

1575
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:55,520
if you want me to go get it.
Here's how I determined was.

1576
01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:58,440
And it was the same thing when
you.

1577
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:01,960
I think I only have a daughter,
so I can't speak for like having

1578
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:06,600
a son, but there was like,
Daddy, I love you and you're

1579
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,400
great.
And then all of a sudden it was

1580
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:10,560
like, boom, you're the asshole.
Right?

1581
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:13,480
Like around 12:13, Like it was
that.

1582
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,680
Yeah, yeah.
So that's a little bit tough

1583
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:18,920
when all of a sudden you're
loved and they're painting

1584
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:21,080
stupid little pictures that's
terrible artwork.

1585
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:24,760
And, you know, and then all of a
sudden they're just now being an

1586
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:26,920
asshole.
It's a little tough.

1587
01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:28,320
I can get that.
But you know what?

1588
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,520
Take that damn phone away.
No shit.

1589
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,400
I was going to say that too,
especially like if you're saying

1590
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:35,360
and that your kid said can you
not right now and they're just

1591
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:37,080
scrolling on their.
Phone when you go right to them

1592
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:38,560
and snatch it out of their hands
well my.

1593
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:41,400
My daughter would said, yeah, if
my daughter said that to me, I'd

1594
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:43,240
be like, no, can you not be on
your phone right now?

1595
01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:44,440
As a matter of fact, put it
down.

1596
01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:46,720
And she would because she's not
super disrespectful.

1597
01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:48,600
So she would do like I asked and
look.

1598
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,240
But my my daughter does do all
these things.

1599
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:52,880
She does roll her eyes in me.
She does have attitude.

1600
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:55,040
She's thirteen years old, you
know, and that.

1601
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:57,440
That's an age where you, like
Mike, Stroke said.

1602
01:13:57,440 --> 01:14:00,240
You know, it was all, it was all
pictures of y'all holding hands

1603
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:02,160
and rainbows and shit.
But now you got to put your foot

1604
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:04,120
down and be a parent.
You're not their buddy anymore

1605
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:06,280
because they don't get, they
don't get to get away with that

1606
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:07,040
shit.
Yeah.

1607
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:09,440
But it's a little bit of a
transition where it's a little

1608
01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:11,240
bit tough for the parent.
I think it is.

1609
01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:13,280
At least for me it was.
It wasn't.

1610
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:16,120
For me it's 100%, but it will be
for you.

1611
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:18,320
Watch when you when.
I mean, I can't say for sure,

1612
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:21,920
actually, I don't know, but it
is when you go from that daddy,

1613
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:24,120
I love you or dad this and they
love you and they want to hang

1614
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:26,200
out with you all the time to
them always just wanting to be

1615
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:29,080
in their room and and anytime
they come by you, you're just

1616
01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:31,760
annoying.
That's a weird transition and

1617
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:35,640
it's I think it's it's I, I'm
not trying to be sound like a

1618
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:37,920
total bitch, but it's hard as a
parent, But it's also got to be

1619
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:39,960
kind of weird for a child too,
who's got they're going through

1620
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:41,400
a lot.
They got hormones and all kinds

1621
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:43,360
of shit going on in their life,
so they they don't even know

1622
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:44,520
what the fuck they're doing
either.

1623
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:47,880
So as a parent though, if your
kid is being disrespectful you,

1624
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:52,240
you got to draw a line you.
Have to, because that's how your

1625
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:56,000
kid ends up in jail.
But you also have to understand

1626
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,640
that kids are going to be kids.
So you got to find that line and

1627
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:00,720
figure out, are they just being
a teenager and going through

1628
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:02,520
their stuff or they're just how
was school?

1629
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:04,480
Fine, That's normal.
Yeah, You got to do your

1630
01:15:04,480 --> 01:15:05,840
homework.
I know that's normal.

1631
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:07,920
That's one thing I wanted to
point out because she's like

1632
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:12,760
literally every single preteen
on planet Earth has always has

1633
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:16,280
said fine, because here's here's
the thing that parents don't

1634
01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:18,200
understand.
Kids don't want to answer a

1635
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:21,040
question that's stupid.
And I get that.

1636
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:22,840
We ask.
I get that we ask.

1637
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:24,960
I ask as a parent everyday
because my kids still 10.

1638
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:27,240
I'm like, but I asked several
questions at once.

1639
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:28,440
How was school?
Great.

1640
01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:29,520
Do you have fun?
Yeah.

1641
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:30,600
Did you miss me?
Yeah.

1642
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:32,320
Cool.
But how was school?

1643
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,760
Fine.
Every kids given that answer.

1644
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,960
I gave that answer.
I give that answer now when

1645
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:41,120
people ask me how it was work
fine because it's the only

1646
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:43,960
question that we got when our
brains are fucking tired.

1647
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:48,920
Yeah, I don't know as a little
boy that I spent as much time in

1648
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:50,640
the room as like a little girl
does.

1649
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:55,280
It's because you grew up in the
like 80s or 60s or whatever you

1650
01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:56,440
got, you played outside.
But I'm.

1651
01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:58,120
I'm but, but I'm actually being
serious.

1652
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:00,800
I was like, does little boys
spend more time in their room?

1653
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:02,320
I mean, yeah, Jerking off.
I did.

1654
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:03,120
Yeah.
OK.

1655
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:06,200
I think nowadays, like when I
look at like my stepson, he

1656
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:08,680
spends a lot of time in his room
and my daughter spends his just

1657
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:11,640
recently this year started like
really spending a lot more time

1658
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:13,360
in her room too.
And I'm like, I, you know, she's

1659
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:14,120
13.
I get it.

1660
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:16,400
And he's he's, he's about to be
16 years old.

1661
01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:17,360
He doesn't want to hang out with
us.

1662
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:19,440
He's trying to drive and, you
know, meet girls and do all that

1663
01:16:19,440 --> 01:16:20,360
shit.
He doesn't give a fuck.

1664
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:24,400
So I got it.
So I think I think back to to

1665
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:27,440
that stroke like you and IA
little bit different because

1666
01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:30,400
like Ian said, for some reason
in the 90s and we went outside

1667
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:33,600
even even as teenagers and
middle schoolers and stuff, we

1668
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,000
were outside more than anything
else at.

1669
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,960
Least I think our generation
ruined the children because we

1670
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:41,160
wouldn't.
Maybe because we didn't keep

1671
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:43,880
that, we were just somehow we
got pussified.

1672
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:47,080
Yeah, because you wanted to be
your kids friends.

1673
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:49,080
My mom, my parents didn't want
to be my friend.

1674
01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:52,240
They they made me go outside.
It wasn't bad.

1675
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:55,040
No.
I think it was just all of a

1676
01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:57,280
sudden you're told, oh, you're
beating your child or you're

1677
01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:59,280
doing this.
We got our ass beat.

1678
01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:02,400
You said fine.
There's times I really don't

1679
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:04,320
remember, like I got knocked the
fuck out.

1680
01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:08,120
It all started when we started
giving kids this kind of sound.

1681
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:12,400
So stupid and and so old, but
participation trophies that

1682
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:15,160
started happening.
That was sort of the beginning

1683
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:19,880
of this downward spiral of the
pussification of America, I

1684
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:22,200
guess.
Yeah.

1685
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:25,120
But to but to you letter
writers, since you I don't know

1686
01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:26,520
what your name is because I
didn't put it here.

1687
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:30,440
It it is just a phase and
eventually they'll grow out of

1688
01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:31,680
it.
But just don't let your kid be

1689
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:33,600
disrespectful to you.
That's my advice.

1690
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:36,840
Yeah, I've talked to a lot of a
different ladies and and women

1691
01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:40,080
over the years and they've told
me like they'll come back, but

1692
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:41,840
to daughters, they'll come back
to you.

1693
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:44,160
Oh yeah, yeah.
Especially daughters like that.

1694
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:46,320
Like as teenagers for daughters,
they're going to hate their

1695
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,400
moms.
But when they get into the 20s.

1696
01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:49,800
They're going to be best
friends.

1697
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:54,400
Yeah, so I already got one more
here.

1698
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:57,440
This one is.
This is about sex.

1699
01:17:57,440 --> 01:18:02,000
I guess I need help because I
don't know if I'm being lame or

1700
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,760
if this is actually a
compatibility issue.

1701
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:07,040
My boyfriend loses interest if I
don't talk dirty during sex.

1702
01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:09,720
Like a not like a little whisper
here and there.

1703
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:13,840
He wants wants full dialogue.
If I'm quiet he literally stops

1704
01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:15,800
and goes why aren't you saying
anything?

1705
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:18,760
The problem is the stuff that he
wants me to say sounds like a

1706
01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:22,040
2009 porn audition.
Think this person says.

1707
01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:25,960
Think things like tell me how
bad you want this, say you're

1708
01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:27,760
obsessed with it, like you want
him to fight, you want to

1709
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:29,280
worship your Dick or something
like that.

1710
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:30,360
What the?
Fuck you talking about?

1711
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:33,080
Yeah, this is definitely a
compatibility issue because

1712
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:38,920
look, some people A aren't into
it and some people B are bad at

1713
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:42,360
it, and some people are both.
She says that.

1714
01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:46,280
She says she's just not she he
wants to play by, he wants play

1715
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:49,280
by play commentary and these
over exaggerated reactions and

1716
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:50,640
shit and she just feels
ridiculous.

1717
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:53,000
She says I feel like I'm acting
and if I don't do it he loses

1718
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,040
momentum.
It's weird.

1719
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:56,840
This goes back to the to the
fucking participation trophy

1720
01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:58,480
thing.
He wants to be acknowledged

1721
01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:00,680
after every little fucking thing
he does like.

1722
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:02,200
Do you like that?
Do you like that?

1723
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:04,880
Tell me I'm doing a good job.
I need to be told I'm doing a

1724
01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:09,040
good job because society raised
me to need constant validation.

1725
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:14,440
I hate to say this, but I feel
like you might be right.

1726
01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:19,480
I'm.
Always right, right there.

1727
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:22,440
I just.
Lie to him, Tell him he's a big

1728
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:23,600
old Dick.
Well, you.

1729
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:24,640
Can't.
She might.

1730
01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:27,920
It might dry her up having to
lie like this and talk so

1731
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:30,680
fucking much.
So if if she's not into it.

1732
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:34,560
But I also want to know.
I don't want to know, but I have

1733
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:37,880
to ask, are you making noises at
all?

1734
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:40,880
I'm not saying like speaking
roles, but I mean like, are you

1735
01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:44,960
a moaner or are you a, a, a a
heavy breather?

1736
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:49,960
Because just just just noises
alone are enough.

1737
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:51,720
I don't need to have a chit
chat.

1738
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:54,800
We'll talk later.
Enjoy the quietness because

1739
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:59,080
fucked all they do is talk.
I hate to agree with stroke.

1740
01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:03,280
The stroke's never right.
I I.

1741
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:06,880
I think this is a compatibility
issue because I if you're not

1742
01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:09,040
into it and it makes you feel
weird and it's fucking up your

1743
01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:11,440
guys's you're, you're, you know,
you guys are in the middle of

1744
01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:13,720
having sex and it starts to get
weird because you got to pretend

1745
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:16,800
like you're a porn star.
And if you're not, he's goes

1746
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:18,560
limp like there's something
wrong there.

1747
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:22,200
So I think, I think, I hate to
say this, but man, you guys are

1748
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:23,440
on it.
It's not going to work.

1749
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:25,480
Yeah, just put in your butt and
see what happens.

1750
01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:29,960
The female, the the the writers.
The emailer is a female.

1751
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:31,680
Yeah, she might not want that
at.

1752
01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:34,080
All OH.
She doesn't want it in her butt.

1753
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:36,920
Now normally if it was a male
writing in, I'd be like yeah,

1754
01:20:36,920 --> 01:20:38,560
stick it in her ass like a man,
but no, this.

1755
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:42,040
Is a get some of that
Astroglide, start watching porn,

1756
01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:44,440
touch each other, do all kinds
of nasty shit.

1757
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:48,720
There you go.
I think that.

1758
01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:50,720
Everybody fucks in different
ways.

1759
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:52,000
Everybody fucks in different
ways.

1760
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:53,480
That might just like everybody
grieves.

1761
01:20:53,480 --> 01:20:54,920
Differently.
Everybody fucks differently.

1762
01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:57,360
That might not be a bad idea.
Put on some porn where they do

1763
01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:59,360
talk dirty.
Let them do the dialogue for

1764
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:02,360
you, because it's.
Because his ears are.

1765
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:05,640
Still hearing it.
Yeah, actually, because that's

1766
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:07,000
all he needs is he's trying to
hear.

1767
01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:09,840
He's trying to hear her stuff.
So yeah, try that.

1768
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:12,600
If if you love this dude and you
don't, you know, you feel like

1769
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:14,840
you guys actually have this
super connection every other way

1770
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:16,640
and that's all it is, then maybe
that's all you got to do.

1771
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:18,640
That could be good.
That could be a good fix.

1772
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:19,920
Yeah, it's sad Jen's not with
us.

1773
01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:21,880
She can answer this, but she's
she passed away.

1774
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:23,960
We we fired her.
We.

1775
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:27,600
Already put her on the ER.
Is that what it was?

1776
01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:30,720
Yeah, she tried this move called
the rodeo clown and it didn't

1777
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:34,320
work.
I thought I thought she got

1778
01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:37,000
suspended for a couple episodes.
I don't know, you know, as the

1779
01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:38,600
the show continues.
We didn't.

1780
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:40,360
Nobody shows up.
We just make up shit the whole

1781
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:42,120
time.
Every time somebody's not.

1782
01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:46,160
Actually, she's got explosive
diarrhea and poor old lunch room

1783
01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:49,000
lady you don't want to hear what
happened to.

1784
01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:51,800
Us normally when somebody on the
radio, No, because when somebody

1785
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:53,840
didn't show up on the radio, we
just fucked with your desk.

1786
01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:56,200
Yeah, that's true.
We didn't do a show.

1787
01:21:57,880 --> 01:21:58,760
She.
Pooped on him.

1788
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:02,760
She pooped on her.
She pooped on lunch lady Kyle

1789
01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:05,160
and he's got pink eye and he got
infection.

1790
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:08,000
And now they're like.
He didn't do anything wrong.

1791
01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:13,760
The word is eat my meat.
The phrase the page is eat my

1792
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:14,720
meat.
You got to go over to our

1793
01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:17,800
Facebook page, the NTDS podcast
Facebook page.

1794
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:20,760
Look for this today's episode,
this episode that you're that

1795
01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:22,840
you're listening to right now.
Look for the the little thing

1796
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:24,920
that we posted about it, the
summary of the show.

1797
01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:28,360
Put eat my meat in the comments.
That's all you got to do and

1798
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,800
your it's your chance to win 50
bucks, a $50.00 gift

1799
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:33,480
certificate, Texas Roadhouse so
that you can get a steak and

1800
01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:35,520
then later on go get a blowjob.
And if you're a lady, then maybe

1801
01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:38,360
you'll get the steak and then
give the blowjob.

1802
01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:41,960
I was going to say, if if a lady
wins this, who says you got the

1803
01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:43,960
steak has to go to the man,
that's your steak.

1804
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:47,040
You want it, That's your steak.
If everyone loves you, she will

1805
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:49,960
give you the steak.
Or if you have to give the

1806
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:52,400
blowjob later, I'll be like, I
earned this steak.

1807
01:22:53,560 --> 01:22:56,440
There you go, whatever you got
to do, just put Eat My Meat in

1808
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:58,280
the comments and good luck to
you.

1809
01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:00,840
All right, that's it.
That's today's show.

1810
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:03,160
Everybody stay safe.
Don't forget, make sure you

1811
01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:05,000
subscribe on Patreon or on
Spotify.

1812
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:07,240
We're trying to work this out so
we keep things free and keep

1813
01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:09,680
things uncensored.
So that's the ultimate goal

1814
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:10,880
here.
And we're going to fucking start

1815
01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:13,600
beeping everything again.
So enjoy the rest of your day.

1816
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:14,640
Stay safe.
We'll talk to you next time.

1817
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:18,280
Hey, this was really fun.
We hope you liked it too.

1818
01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:19,720
You know, we've had a lot of
laughs tonight.

1819
01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:23,240
Seems like we've just begun when
suddenly we're through.

1820
01:23:24,440 --> 01:23:25,880
I'll tell you what's not funny.
Bye.

1821
01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:30,000
Goodbye, good friends, goodbye.
Killing strippers.

1822
01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:35,200
'Cause now it's time to go.
Strippers are people too, naked

1823
01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:37,320
people who may be willing to
pleasure you for a price.

1824
01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:39,760
You negotiate later, behind the
curtain of the VIP room.

1825
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:42,680
We'll see you very soon.
I'm shy.

1826
01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:45,520
There's no need to kill them.
Very soon I know 'cause most of

1827
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,000
them are.
Already dead inside.

1828
01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:48,840
Goodbye.
Thank you everyone good.

1829
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:50,640
Friends, goodbye.