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April 26, 2025

Humanity is a Dumpster Fire | Ep 05

Subscribe to our Patreon to keep this show alive: https://linktr.ee/nottds Lara finally shows up (late, obviously), just in time to hear Stroke’s horrific pants-shitting incident at work—yes, full details included. From there, we dive into your unhinged voicemails, covering everything from old radio grudges to someone (allegedly) having herpes on their butthole. Then, in WTF News, we break down the week’s dumbest headlines, including a guy locked in a storage unit for days and a lunatic trying to assassinate a cat with a makeshift bomb. Damn Problem brings us a listener whose girlfriend smells so bad he’s considering an intervention (or a crime scene cleanup crew). And finally, Dead or Alive challenges us to remember which celebrities are still breathing—because apparently, we’re terrible at that. This episode is a shitstorm in every sense—and we wouldn’t have it any other way. 🎧 Listen now. Because it can’t get worse… right? 🔹 Highlights: • Stroke’s pants (and dignity) …
April 26, 2025

Florida Man Meets AI – What Could Go Wrong? | Ep 06

🚨 AI is officially out of control, and we’ve got proof. 🚨 • Stroke got his hands on some wild new AI tech – and it’s already causing problems. • "You're On The List" debuts! We’re putting people in their place, one roast at a time. • Florida Man strikes again – because stupidity is undefeated. • Aftershock & Rockville talk – Mikey’s daughter wants to go, but there’s some drama. • Random chaos because, well, it’s NOT That Damn Show. This one gets unhinged fast – you’ve been warned. _______________________ 🔥 AI is coming for all of us – might as well laugh while we still can. 🚨 Only 4 free video episodes left! After that, you freeloaders are getting audio only (like it's 2005 or something). Want full video, behind-the-scenes chaos, and extra content? It’s all moving to Patreon. And listen, it’s so cheap even Florida Man could afford it – if he could figure out how to use the internet. 👉 Join our Spotify, subscribe on Patreon, and follow us everywhere – all in …
April 26, 2025

A Major Shakeup: What’s Next for NOT That Damn Show | Ep 07

We didn’t think this episode would start like this—but here we are. Lara drops major news, and it changes everything. Is this the end of an era, or just another chapter in the madness? But don’t worry, we don’t get sentimental for too long before diving headfirst into: 🔥 “Am I The Asshole?” – One of us might actually be the villain 🔥 Florida Man Strikes Again – Another day, another dumb crime 🔥 New NOT That Damn Show Songs – Bangers or absolute disasters? 🔥 We’re Selling Our Songs on Patreon – Because why not monetize chaos? 🔥 Feet Pics for Cash? – A side hustle none of us saw coming 🔥 Bad Yelp Reviews – The internet is unhinged, and we love it Plus, should we rebrand? Should we burn it all down? Or should we double down on selling everything we can, including our dignity? There’s only one way to find out. Listen now. 👀 Want more episodes, video access, and exclusive content? Join Patreon. The more of you that subscribe, the more insanity we can keep making. Plus, you get excl…
April 26, 2025

Everything’s Dumb and We’re Making It Worse | Ep 08

In this jam-packed, almost-too-much-to-handle episode of NOT That Damn Show, we: • Launch the damn merch store (finally), • Kick off the Aftershock Giveaway (April 2nd—mark it or suck it), • Read wild voicemails, including one from a stoner sandwich lover, • Introduce the most tragically hilarious Lara Farewell Song (get tissues), • Debate the dumbest fashion trends women wear (don’t cancel us), • Crown new Florida Men (including an ear-biting beach brawler), • Laugh at bidet etiquette, jean jackets, and the dark truth behind iguana eggs, • AND drop our first official show sponsor: Scoop Sharks 🦴💩 This episode is loaded with controversy, confessions, and chaos. Two more free video episodes left. After that? Pay up, buttercup. 👀 You only have TWO free video episodes left. Then it's audio-only unless you subscribe…
April 26, 2025

This Episode Violates HOA Guidelines | Ep 09

This week, we launch our new website and merch store! NotTDS.com (https://www.nottds.com/) We kick off the Aftershock giveaway! Click here for Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/notthatdamnshow/) 👈 Click here for Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/groups/665765452458672/) 👈 We go full throttle into HOA rage, Florida Man madness, and internet trash you can't unsee. Mikey gets fined for letting his kids be kids, Ian brings useless products, and Stroke dives into the swamp. Also, one girlfriend thinks her man is secretly gay for his best friend. Oh, and a bird tries to eat someone’s eye. Welcome to Digital Dumpster Fire. <#> New merch + official website launch <#> Aftershock contest begins — free weekend passes up for grabs <#> Listener voicemails and unhinged comments <#> Florida Man stories return in full force <#> Mikey’s HOA violation for basketball turns into suburban war <#> The Violation Station: real or fake HOA rules (spoiler: they’re all real and all …
April 26, 2025

One Dumb Click from Prison: Rent-A-Hitman.com | Ep 10

The final free video episode is here—and it’s a wild one. Mikey accidentally drives straight into a full-blown police standoff while doing Lyft. Stroke brings a new Strokefied anthem to life. Ian breaks down bar fights. We drop TWO new “Am I the Asshole?” stories that include chicken nuggets, a funeral, and a literal litter box dump. And yes, we finally talk to the man behind the legendary internet trap for idiots—Bob Innes, creator of RentAHitman.com (https://rentahitman.com/) . Plus: Florida Man, voicemail chaos, bidets, aftershock updates, and the worst-smelling Lyft passenger of all time gets added to the Damn List. This is why we can’t be free. And next week, if you’re not a patron, you’ll miss everything. 🔒 This is the LAST free video episode. Wanna keep watching? Join the Patreon (https://patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink) and unlock everything: 👉 NotTDS.com (https://nottds…
April 26, 2025

The Biggest Thing to Ever Happen (Probably) | Ep 12

💸 Hey Freeloader... yeah, you. If you’re listening to the free audio-only version of this show, congrats—you’re riding in the back of the content bus. Meanwhile, our Patreon crew gets full video episodes and exclusive content, which helps us keep this trash circus rolling (and growing). Support the show, the live events, the giveaways, the dumb ideas—and become part of the Damn Fam. 👉 Join now at NotTDS.com/join (http://NotTDS.com/join) _______________________________ Mikey’s mom pays to hate-watch the show, Stroke’s wearing Gucci bunny ears, Ian might be living in a crime scene, and Mikey may or may not have driven past a Klan meeting in the hills of NorCal. Welcome to NOT That Damn Show. We’re talking: • Katy Perry’s 11-minute “I’m an astronaut now” delusion • Our official search for a female co-host—Mandy’s Skank Watch™ has been activated • Voicemails, awkward lingerie fights, and stepkid betrayal • …
April 16, 2025

Arnie States Joins The S*itshow | Ep 11

Arnie States joins the degenerates this week for what might be the most unhinged episode of NOT That Damn Show yet. We talk glory holes, racist dogs, hot teachers, and dudes fist-fighting trees in Florida. Mikey rants about Chipotle cheese crimes, Ian loses it over karaoke rules, and Stroke waves a gun again (obviously). We also announce that we have an announcement...?? Drop a new Strokeified banger about anonymous head, and dig into the creepiest fetish list Reddit has ever birthed. Oh, and someone fights the Easter Bunny. This episode is NSFW, NSFL, and absolutely not for free—unless you're a Patreon subscriber 😉 Don't be a turd, spread the word! Tell someone about Not That Damn Show Watch the full video + bonus content → NotTDS.com/Join (https://www.nottds.com/join/) Leave a review on Apple Podcasts, it might just end up on our website 👉🏻 https://shorturl.at/LfxwS
April 11, 2025

Calm down, bro!

Screaming “I’M THE BEST CHARTER CAPTAIN!” before jumping onto someone else’s boat is a bold move 🛥️ Watch the full clip and get more Florida Man stories on this weeks episode of Not That Damn Show 🎙️ Available on all podcast platforms and at NotTDS.Com #floridaman #boatcaptain #bro #notthatdamnshow #sacramento #destin #panamacitybeach #california #florida
April 9, 2025

Popping For Justice 🐱 💩

Was he right or wrong? 💩 #pooptalk Get more of Not That Damn Show on all podcast platforms and at NotTDS.Com 🤘🏼 #aita #catpeople #roommate #drama #notthatdamnshow #sacramento #destin #panamacitybeach #california #florida
April 9, 2025

How To Hire A Hitman

Some people hit “reply all” others try to hire a hitman from google. Humanity is doomed. Watch the last FREE video episode of Not That Damn Show. Available on Spotify, YouTube and NotTDS.com or listen wherever you get your podcasts 🤘🏼 #googlefails #truecrime #wtf #notthatdamnshow #sacramento #panamacitybeach #destin #california #florida
April 9, 2025

One Dumb Click from Prison: Rent-A-Hitman.com | Ep 10

The final free video episode is here—and it’s a wild one. Mikey accidentally drives straight into a full-blown police standoff while doing Lyft. Stroke brings a new Strokefied anthem to life. Ian breaks down bar fights. We drop TWO new “Am I the Asshole?” stories that include chicken nuggets, a funeral, and a literal litter box dump. And yes, we finally talk to the man behind the legendary internet trap for idiots—Bob Innes, creator of ⁠RentAHitman.com⁠. Plus: Florida Man, voicemail chaos, bidets, aftershock updates, and the worst-smelling Lyft passenger of all time gets added to the Damn List. This is why we can’t be free. And next week, if you’re not a patron, you’ll miss everything. 🔒 This is the LAST free video episode. Wanna keep watching? Join the ⁠Patreon⁠ and unlock everything: 👉 ⁠NotTDS.com⁠ 👈 🎯 Get exclusive shows, merch, and more—join the Damn Fam today. 💥 Special thanks to Bob Innes from ⁠RentAHitman.com⁠ for coming on and sharing some truly insane stories. #RentAH…
April 2, 2025

He drank the water 😳

This man drank out of a bottle that had no business being in his mouth… and he STILL doesn’t know. Until now. 💦 Hear the full story on this weeks episode of @notthatdamnshow Watch it for free at NotTDS.Com or listen on all podcast platforms 🎙️ #StoryTimeGoneWrong #GrossAF #PodcastConfessions #WTFMoments #NotThatDamnShow #sacramento #california #florida #panamacity
April 2, 2025

This Episode Violates HOA Guidelines | Ep 09

This week, we launch our new website and merch store! ⁠NotTDS.com⁠ We kick off the Aftershock giveaway! We go full throttle into HOA rage, Florida Man madness, and internet trash you can't unsee. Mikey gets fined for letting his kids be kids, Ian brings useless products, and Stroke dives into the swamp. Also, one girlfriend thinks her man is secretly gay for his best friend. Oh, and a bird tries to eat someone’s eye. Welcome to Digital Dumpster Fire. New merch + official website launch Aftershock contest begins — free weekend passes up for grabs Listener voicemails and unhinged comments Florida Man stories return in full force Mikey’s HOA violation for basketball turns into suburban war The Violation Station: real or fake HOA rules (spoiler: they’re all real and all insane) Ian’s dumb product segment continues to disappoint (and entertain) The Damn List This week’s Digital Dumpster Fire includes birds, bar pissers, repo rage, and an old man with a tongue that should be illegal Wha…
March 26, 2025

Everything’s Dumb and We’re Making It Worse | Ep 08

In this jam-packed, almost-too-much-to-handle episode of NOT That Damn Show, we: Launch the damn merch store (finally), Kick off the Aftershock Giveaway (April 2nd—mark it or suck it), Read wild voicemails, including one from a stoner sandwich lover, Introduce the most tragically hilarious Lara Farewell Song (get tissues), Debate the dumbest fashion trends women wear (don’t cancel us), Crown new Florida Men (including an ear-biting beach brawler), Laugh at bidet etiquette, jean jackets, and the dark truth behind iguana eggs, AND drop our first official show sponsor: Scoop Sharks 🦴💩 This episode is loaded with controversy, confessions, and chaos. Two more free video episodes left. After that? Pay up, buttercup. 👀 You only have TWO free video episodes left. Then it's audio-only unless you subscribe to our Patreon. 🎁 Gift a damn membership like it’s the most chaotic charity ever. 💥 Get the new Strokeified song, Lara's goodbye track, and exclusive bonus content. 🎟️ And don’t forget—A…
March 19, 2025

Larry vs Lawrence

Find out why we’ll never work with a guy named Larry… But Lawrence? Maybe 🤔 New episode available now on all podcast platforms or watch for free on Spotify & YouTube. #comedypodcast #funnyaf #notthatdamnshow #podcastclips #larry #lawrence #sacramento #california #florida
March 19, 2025

A Major Shakeup: What’s Next for NOT That Damn Show | Ep 07

We didn’t think this episode would start like this—but here we are. Lara drops major news, and it changes everything. Is this the end of an era, or just another chapter in the madness? But don’t worry, we don’t get sentimental for too long before diving headfirst into: 🔥 “Am I The Asshole?” – One of us might actually be the villain 🔥 Florida Man Strikes Again – Another day, another dumb crime 🔥 New NOT That Damn Show Songs – Bangers or absolute disasters? 🔥 We’re Selling Our Songs on Patreon – Because why not monetize chaos? 🔥 Feet Pics for Cash? – A side hustle none of us saw coming 🔥 Bad Yelp Reviews – The internet is unhinged, and we love it Plus, should we rebrand? Should we burn it all down? Or should we double down on selling everything we can, including our dignity? There’s only one way to find out. Listen now. 👀 Want more episodes, video access, and exclusive content? Join Patreon. The more of you that subscribe, the more insanity we can keep making. Plus, you get exclusiv…
March 13, 2025

Lara’s Secret Stash

Lara’s is weird. But this? This is next-level. She collects her husband’s beard hair. In a bag. Willingly. 🫠 Watch this episode: Spotify and YouTube 📺 Listen on all major podcast platforms 📱 👉 Want more behind-the-scenes madness? Join us on Patreon for exclusive content, and the stuff that doesn’t make the cut. Link in bio 🔗 #PodcastClips #WeirdCollections #BeardHair #WTFMoments #NotThatDamnShow
March 12, 2025

Gay Flamingo

We said flamingos were the gayest bird… so Stroke made a whole damn song about it. You’re welcome. 🎧 Listen to Not That Damn Show on all podcast platforms! 🔥 Subscribe on Patreon! #ComedyPodcast #FunnyAF #WTFMoments #ViralSounds #PodcastClips #flamingo #notthatdamnshow #sacramento #california #podcast
March 12, 2025

Florida Man Meets AI – What Could Go Wrong? | Ep 06

🚨 AI is officially out of control, and we’ve got proof. 🚨 Stroke got his hands on some wild new AI tech – and it’s already causing problems."You're On The List" debuts! We’re putting people in their place, one roast at a time.Florida Man strikes again – because stupidity is undefeated.Aftershock & Rockville talk – Mikey’s daughter wants to go, but there’s some drama. Random chaos because, well, it’s NOT That Damn Show. This one gets unhinged fast – you’ve been warned. _______________________ 🔥 AI is coming for all of us – might as well laugh while we still can. 🚨 Only 4 free video episodes left! After that, you freeloaders are getting audio only (like it's 2005 or something). Want full video, behind-the-scenes chaos, and extra content? It’s all moving to Patreon. And listen, it’s so cheap even Florida Man could afford it – if he could figure out how to use the internet. 👉 Join our Spotify, subscribe on Patreon, and follow us everywhere – all in one place:⁠ https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠…
March 5, 2025

Humanity is a Dumpster Fire | Ep 05

Subscribe to our Patreon to keep this show alive: https://linktr.ee/nottds Lara finally shows up (late, obviously), just in time to hear Stroke’s horrific pants-shitting incident at work—yes, full details included. From there, we dive into your unhinged voicemails, covering everything from old radio grudges to someone (allegedly) having herpes on their butthole. Then, in WTF News, we break down the week’s dumbest headlines, including a guy locked in a storage unit for days and a lunatic trying to assassinate a cat with a makeshift bomb. Damn Problem brings us a listener whose girlfriend smells so bad he’s considering an intervention (or a crime scene cleanup crew). And finally, Dead or Alive challenges us to remember which celebrities are still breathing—because apparently, we’re terrible at that. This episode is a shitstorm in every sense—and we wouldn’t have it any other way. 🎧 Listen now. Because it can’t get worse… right? 🔹 Highlights: Stroke’s pants (and dignity) did not su…
Feb. 26, 2025

This Might Get Us Canceled… But We’re Saying It Anyway | Ep 04

his episode has everything—sketchy Craigslist finds, a voicemail from the depths of hell, and Stroke casually dropping a baby into the conversation. Ian and Mikey are at peak sarcasm, Lara is just trying to hold it together, and things spiral quickly into absolute madness. 🔹 WTF Craigslist: Why are people like this? 🔹 Strokes' big news—no one saw this coming 🔹 The worst things we’ve seen this week 🔹 The dumbest arguments we’ve ever had Takeaways? Probably nothing life-changing, but you will laugh. Or cry. Maybe both. 📢 Join the Sh*tshow! Drop a comment on YouTube or Spotify. And while you’re at it, hit subscribe so we can keep this circus going. All the link you need: https://linktr.ee/nottds #Podcast #Comedy #WTFNews #Craigslist #NotThatDamnShow
Feb. 22, 2025

Scandal in Sacramento 🔥

A whistleblower just confirmed what we speculated last week, our old boss and Mr. Rogers were definitely getting it on. The affair? 100% real. The fallout? Even better. Resignations, leaked texts, and a corporate meltdown. Like, follow and subscribe to NOT That Damn Show on YouTube and all podcast platforms #WorkplaceDrama #ScandalExposed #RadioTea #NotThatDamnShow #CorporateChaos #sacramento #california
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