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Six-Pack Jesus and the Smut or What Olympics | Ep 34
Sept. 17, 2025

Six-Pack Jesus and the Smut or What Olympics | Ep 34

Stroke gets into a flag fight so dumb it almost ends with FBI involvement all because he pissed off some CA clown with a trolling post. The guy even threatened to cave in his skull. Normal stuff.Mikey tries to keep the show grounded, but that goes to hell once Ian starts braggin about all the stupid shit he's bought.Meanwhile, Jenn defends her taste in long-ass, boring movies. Smut or What returns, and yes it's just as disturbing as you remember. Also, if 50 more people join the Patreon, Stroke has agreed to wax his butthole for your entertainment.Oh, and Jesus has a six-pack now.It’s NOT That Damn Show. And you’re welcome.🪴 Sponsored by:• Green Frog Delivery – Sacramento's go-to for legal weed. Greenfrogdelivery.com (https://Greenfrogdelivery.com) Use promo code DAMMIT to save hella!• Infusion Taproom Lincoln CA – Proud sponsor of the Digital Dumpster FireGo to NotTDS.com (https://NotTDS.com) to leave your confessions an…
She Played His DEAD WIFE
Sept. 16, 2025

She Played His DEAD WIFE

This is the kind of confession that makes you rethink every dating app DM. 😳 Want more confessions? Link in bio or NotTDS.com.Or leave yours here https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow #NotThatDamnShow #Confessions #PodcastClips #WTFNews #GrossButTrue
Never Forget, But Definitely Laugh | Ep 33
Sept. 12, 2025

Never Forget, But Definitely Laugh | Ep 33

Episode 33 of America’s Loudest Podcast starts heavy with 9/11 ... yeah, we went there. Real stories, conspiracy chatter, and the weird quiet that followed. Then we do what we do best: derail into the dumbest shit imaginable. Bigfoot is just blurry, Disney employees had crabs, Trader Joe’s is running psy-ops with their parking lots, and Big Bread is burning your toast on purpose.Craigslist? Absolute filth. Birthday blowjob requests, pussy-eating contests with prizes, and some guy who literally wants to guzzle strangers’ loads. Florida Man shows up with foot fetishes, bug spray assaults, Chuck E. Cheese credit card fraud, and an inflatable dog strangling kids. Confessions hit even lower: cheating dirt squirrels, loogie sex gone wrong, and some dude admitting to sex in a church. Sprinkle in random facts about syphilis weddings, frog orgies, and why grandma smells like death ... boom, that’s Episode 33.👉 Full video, bonus filth, and Stroke’s butthole waxing — only on Patreon. Go to…
Spina Bifida… But for your junk 🍆
Sept. 12, 2025

Spina Bifida… But for your junk 🍆

If your junk’s shaped like a question mark, this one’s for you. 🍆Jk it’s much worse Listen free on Spotify.Watch the d*ck drama on Patreon.👉 Link in bio, ya filthy animal.#notthatdamnshow #ntds #UrbanDicktionary #podcastclips #comedypodcast
Catfishing Your Kid & Other Bad Parenting Tips | Ep 32
Sept. 10, 2025

Catfishing Your Kid & Other Bad Parenting Tips | Ep 32

This episode is brought to you by Green Frog Delivery (https://greenfrogdelivery.com/) , the only people more reliable than Ian’s casino luck. Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com (https://greenfrogdelivery.com/) for up to 40% off. And the price you see? That’s it. Taxes are already cooked in. Boom.The crew is back with the first of TWO episodes a week. What could go wrong?• We kick things off with the Patreon Party and That Damn Night Out – karaoke disasters, Ian’s casino luck, Thunder Cover murdering the stage, Stroke rolling in late, and yes…the cops showed up.• Voicemails bring us everything from OD's in Stockton CA stories to a hype man who might be our new intro guy. And Jesse is back!• Then it’s Netflix time: we rip into Unknown Number: The High School Catfish. The story of a Michigan mom who spent over a year catfishing her own teenage daughter. Naturally, this leads to our Top 10 Shittiest Parents brea…
A moment we’ll never forget
Sept. 8, 2025

A moment we’ll never forget

A Dammit dropped this on us at the live show — heavy, raw, real. 💔🎧 Listen to our first live show wherever you get your podcasts 📺 Watch the show, live band performance and more on our Patreon Link in bio or NotTDS.com #NotThatDamnShow #NTDS #LivePodcast #podcastclips #AmericasLoudestPodcast
Live From the Boardwalk | Ep 31
Sept. 4, 2025

Live From the Boardwalk | Ep 31

They said it couldn’t be done. So we did it live, loud, and in front of a massive crowd.This episode is the full recording from our first-ever live show at The Boardwalk, and it was absolutely unhinged in the best possible way. Lara came back. Amanda grabbed the mic. Confessions got weird. Dicks were flying. And somehow a gay flamingo ended up on stage.🔻 What’s inside:• The night opens with a funeral for Sacramento radio and all radio 📻• Lara returns and reflects on That Damn Show and what came next• Craigslist gets weird• We play FL or Not with the crowd • Amanda from RAD Radio makes an appearance• A Dammit shares a gut-punch story about grief and the return of the show• Confessions from the crowd that should’ve stayed buried• Aftershock giveaways, penis guns, merch, and more dumb shitAnd Thunder Cover closed out the night with an unbelievable set.If you weren’t there you missed out. 🧼 Big thanks to:Elite Pool Tile Cleaning – Title SponsorJLS Outdoor Servic…
The Psychedelic Jester | Ep 30
Aug. 27, 2025

The Psychedelic Jester | Ep 30

Reno guy writes in, we drag 98 Rock again, and Mikey wonders if we’re about to completely tank our first live show. Stroke rolls out a Florida Man highlight reel featuring sharks, drunk teachers, a drug drone, and a dagger-wielding jester. Ian piles on with his contrarian takes, Jenn gets her first official roast in song form, and somehow we end up knee-deep in confessions that should’ve stayed buried.This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:• Listener email from Reno → why people cling to comfort even when it sucks.• Nervous promo for That Damn Night Out (Thunder Cover, Aftershock passes, giveaways).• Top 10 Celebrity F*ck-Ups.• Lincoln High kid gets body-slammed by a cop.• Florida Man: gun in a backpack, drunk teacher, shark bite, fake dentist, meth drone, and a psychedelic jester with a dagger.• Damn Problem: the $98 tipper date, the $2k vacation voucher, and more.• Stroke-ified song debut: “Write It Down, Bitch” (Jenn roast).• Listener confess…
Is this old age?
Aug. 27, 2025

Is this old age?

Getting old is just butt cracks, sagging balls, and not giving a damn.🎧 Full episode at NotTDS dot com or search Not That Damn Show wherever you get podcasts.#GettingOld #DadLife #ComedyPodcast #AgingLikeFineWine #RelatableAF #ntds #notthatdamnshow
America’s Loudest Back-to-School Special | Ep 29
Aug. 20, 2025

America’s Loudest Back-to-School Special | Ep 29

It’s back-to-school season, so naturally we’re talking about Narcan in the backpack, Plan B in the pencil pouch, and how Florida Man managed to strike again… except this time it wasn’t even Florida.98 Rock celebrates itself as if anyone outside the building cares and somehow voicemails spiral into butt stuff thanks to a man name Nick Monroe. This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:• 98 Rock throws itself a holiday and nobody is sure why.• Back-to-School “emergency kits” with condoms, ramen, Plan B, and Narcan.• Voicemails that prove our listeners are either brilliant or need therapy.• Florida Man(ish)• Random Thoughts from the Dammits• And a bunch of weird shit🎟 That Damn Night Out → August 30 @ The Boardwalk. Lara’s coming (God help us), Amanda will be there, Thunder Cover’s bringing the noise, Aftershock passes are on the line, and yes — penis guns and a gay flamingo will be involved. Tickets → NotTDS.com.Sponsored by Green Frog Delivery 🐸 (code DA…
2N Jenn Gets Baptized in Bullsh*t | Ep 28
Aug. 15, 2025

2N Jenn Gets Baptized in Bullsh*t | Ep 28

2N Jenn survived the auditions, ignored all the red flags, and officially joined America’s Loudest Podcast 🤷🏼‍♂️This week on NTDS:Our new fourth mic gets roasted, interrogated, and instantly dragged into listener drama thanks to some Facebook detectives with way too much free time.Voicemails range from meh to “please never call us again,” and Florida Man returns with headlines that make you wonder if the state is even real. Oh, and we debut a brand-new game that we probably shouldn't have.Plus way more that I really don't remember because I'm stoned.🎟 That Damn Night Out → August 30 @ The Boardwalk. Aftershock ticket giveaways, Thunder Cover melting faces, penis guns, surprise guests, and the world’s most offensive flamingo art—get your tickets now at NotTDS.com (https://nottds.com/) .Sponsored Elite Pool Tile Cleaning 💦, JLS Outdoor Services 🌱, and The Wrecking Crew Bakery & Café 🧁—helping us throw the kind of party corporate radio never could.
Confessions
Aug. 8, 2025

Confessions

Some of you send in funny confessions.Some send in filthy ones.And then there’s the ones that make us want to set our inbox on fire.This is one of those.Hear more confessions and the rest of this weeks nonsense at Not TDS dot com. 📺 Full video on Patreon#NOTThatDamnShow #Confessions #PodcastClip #RelationshipDrama #ToxicAF #WTFMoment #Trash
Coffins, Layoffs, and a Bag of Plastic D*cks | Ep 27
Aug. 6, 2025

Coffins, Layoffs, and a Bag of Plastic D*cks | Ep 27

Corporate radio’s circling the drain, Ian’s job just got flushed, and somehow we ended up buying penis guns for That Damn Night Out 🤷🏼‍♂️This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:• Ian gets the classic radio exit package—ignored, ghosted, and canned without a single word.• Amanda formerly of RAD Radio is back… this time, crashing OUR party.• Florida Man strikes again with butt-sniffers, a 400-pound mushroom bust, and headlines only Florida could write.• Random Thoughts returns, confessions get filthy, and the kind of NTDS stupidity HR already fired us for once.🎟 That Damn Night Out → August 30 @ The Boardwalk. Aftershock ticket giveaways, Thunder Cover melting faces, penis guns, surprise guests, and the world’s most offensive flamingo art—get your tickets now at NotTDS.com.💥 Love this brand of wrong? Support the mayhem and help keep NTDS alive—join the Damn Fam on Patreon for early access, fu…
Meet Jaime: HR’s Worst Decision Yet | Ep 26
Aug. 6, 2025

Meet Jaime: HR’s Worst Decision Yet | Ep 26

Ozzy’s dead. Hulk’s dead. Theo Huxtable’s dead. Our childhood officially tapped out last week, and we’re not okay about it. But the show must go on, so we drag Jaime into the NTDS Thunderdome for her shot at the fourth mic and things get... messy.From farting up a plane cabin, selling pussy lips on eBay, Rob Williams’ drunk decline, Craigslist degenerates, Florida’s finest weirdos, and a very gay flamingo painting you can actually win…this is the episode you’ll regret listening to but can’t turn off.🎟️ That Damn Night Out – Aug 30 at The Boardwalk💥 Aftershock ticket giveaways, live NTDS madness, penis guns, and Thunder Cover closing the night.👉 Grab your tickets now at NotTDS.com (https://nottds.com/) before they’re gone.Send Confessions to NGL.LINK/NotThatDamnShowBe a Dammit. Get early access to full video episodes, behind-the-scenes dirt, and help us hit two shows a week. Join the Damn Fam → Patreon.com/NotThatDamnShow
Meet Steph. She’s Probation-Approved 🚨 | Ep 25
July 24, 2025

Meet Steph. She’s Probation-Approved 🚨 | Ep 25

What do you get when you mix a cheating CEO, a Florida man who sucks off a goat, and a blunt-smoking woman who’s been to jail and thinks pegging is romantic?Episode 25 of Not That Damn Show.Steph from Steph’s Rock Show joins us for an audition, and within minutes we’re talking about:• Shitting your pants to get out of a speeding ticket• Bleaching your asshole “out of respect”• And whether or not it counts as rape if the guy just “wasn’t ready” to be peggedAlso:• 💋 Coldplay Kiss Cam scandal: the CEO ducked, the internet doxxed, and he lost everything• 🐐 A Florida man literally sucks a goat’s dick.• 🥇 The Damn Breakdown: Top 10 most overblown media circus stories• 💀 Jeffrey Epstein and our no-holds-barred reaction• 🥪 The most uncomfortably erotic peanut butter voicemail you’ve ever heard• …
Who the F*ck Is Temu Lara? | Ep 23
July 16, 2025

Who the F*ck Is Temu Lara? | Ep 23

What the hell do a monkey’s ass, a used condom, medicinal cocaine, and clam-covered coochies have in common? They’re all part of this week’s disasterpiece featuring team audition #2: Temu Lara. Plus: a new song, Florida’s crack cavity king, wild voicemails, trashy confessions, and proof that PBR really is poor beer.✅ Sponsored by Scoop Sharks (they pick up poop, you lazy bastard)✅ Co-host Audition: Meet Temu Lara a.k.a. Lara a.k.a. Lolly a.k.a Lawley or so shit like that. ✅ The Trapt Drummer saga continues: More dirt, more drama, more cringe✅ Strokeified Bangers: "I F**king Hate Ian" & "Beach Vibe" (Coochie poppin’ edition)✅ Florida Man returns with a crackpipe in his crack✅ Voicemails from a young dammit, a Greek penis-pump enthusiast, and Jesse (yes, he’s back)✅ Confessionals: Poor people tacos, used condoms, Target scammers, monkey butts & more✅ A new game: “Boobs, Butt Crack, or Other” (it’s exactly what it sounds like)✅ Can We Stop: Jeep cults, horn hon…
Meet Jenn With 2 Ns and Zero Shame | Ep 24
July 16, 2025

Meet Jenn With 2 Ns and Zero Shame | Ep 24

Jenn with Two Ns crashes America’s Loudest Podcast and instantly regrets her life choices. Stroke drops another dick anthem, Ian gets roasted by a listener named Chad Rock (yes, seriously), and Mikey forces everyone to play “Girl or Metalhead.” Confessions get dark, a murderer shows up in our dating game, and the Digital Dumpster fire is overflowing with digital fire.This episode’s got everything: thirst traps, cereal moans, dick wiggles, a three-legged dog named Trip, and a woman smuggling pills in places pills should never be. You’ll laugh, cringe, and wonder if you too have chlamydia out of spite.🎟️ Grab tickets now for That Damn Night Out – August 30 @ The Boardwalk HERE (https://app.opendate.io/e/not-that-damn-show-podcast-that-damn-night-out-august-30-2025-586054) 🎟️ Huge thanks to the maniacs making That Damn Night Out possible:✨Elite Pool Tile Cleaning (https://www.elitepooltilecleaning.com/) – Keeping your pool sexy, even if you’re not.🏡JLS Outdoor Service (https:…
Did we just invent the dirtiest app ever? #podcast
July 3, 2025

Did we just invent the dirtiest app ever? #podcast

Google Faps. Coming soon to absolutely nowhere. Or San Fransisco… probably. 🎧 Full audio free everywhere you get podcasts📺 UNCENSORED video + bonus insanity at NotTDS.comJoin the Damn Fam on Patreon. Don’t be a hole.#SanFranciscoNights #ComedyPodcast #PodcastClips #WildStories #NotThatDamnShow #sacramento #sanfrancisco
Fisting the 90s, One Slang Term at a Time | EP 20
July 3, 2025

Fisting the 90s, One Slang Term at a Time | EP 20

<#>🔥 Support the show for just $1 – all of June with code DAMMIT • 🎥 Full video episodes• 🎵 Exclusive songs• 🎧 Behind-the-scenes chaos• 💬 and morehttps://www.nottds.com/join/ Strap in (or on) because this week’s NTDS is a fully loaded buffet of internet insanity, foot freaks, and digital degenerates. We break down toe-suckers, tampon-hurling Ironman runners, coke-loving dumbasses who literally call the cops on themselves, and the worst tippers in delivery history. We get pegged on Craigslist, question outdated slang like "Talk to the hand," and debate if towing is the foot version of fingering (spoiler: it is).💀 Plus: We crown a new Digital Dick of the Week, Play a couple stroekfied tracks, and give you a perfectly unholy Craigslist Lust segment full of barkers, peggers, and foot creeps.🎟️ That Damn Night Out is coming fast—grab your tickets now or you’re officially dea…
This One Is Ohio’s Fault | Ep 21
July 3, 2025

This One Is Ohio’s Fault | Ep 21

Mikey’s back from a wild vacation and somehow survived Ohio, Cedar Point, a tornado, Mr. Hero, and a midnight visit from the weirdest cop alive. Ian and Stroke are here to break down the madness, question Mikey’s life choices, and play a round of Real News or Fake News that includes Costco cards, pole dancers at a middle school, and a sex cult startup.💩 Can We Stop? returns with Dammits calling out society🧠 Confessionals include fake IBS, burner Instas, and spicy secrets🧻 Voicemails, CraigsLust, Florida Man, and the Top 10 Most Annoying Songs👀 Plus: Who had the worst ex? And what the hell is “BaconNips69”?💀 Got secrets? Shame? Weird sh*t you’d never say out loud?Drop your confessions here, Dammit 👇https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow (https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fngl.link%2Fnotthatdamnshow%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExaVQ2c2k3SFNkNmhNalRJMgEeTawK_A2A3ybE2eLGbQmIXA4gJIhppzjfUw8jy1xa0M6q2mOcJHI7hHoW_Ls_aem_dGhqYuROuu60WKWRz_EZUQ&h=AT3oHJytCQC0U…
Meet Kira: Is She the One? | Ep 22
July 3, 2025

Meet Kira: Is She the One? | Ep 22

We’ve added a new level of Damn to the show this week—meet Kira, our female co-host candidate who isn’t afraid to jump into the insanity. We talk Aftershock, mom life, bartending, and how to tell someone to “go f*ck a horse” in sign language. Yeah. That happened.Meanwhile, Mikey saw a certain ESPN douchebag walking down his street, which kicked off a Damn List of people who need to vanish. Ian brings back CraigsLust, we roast weird confessions, get into the Biggest Pervert segment (spoiler: it’s all of us), and drop an explosive Damn Breakdown featuring warning labels that exist because humans are absolute morons.🔪 This Episode Includes:• 🚨 A brand-new co-host tryout• 🧏‍♀️ Learn to insult someone silently (Sign Language 101)• 📜 The Damn List• 🧠 The Damn Breakdown: 10 real warning labels, 10 real idiots• 🥵 Confessions that will make your skin crawl• 🧼 Who’s the biggest pervert? You decide• 🎤 A very special 4th of July song premiere• 📞 What’s Your …
Is the Bidet Gay?
June 11, 2025

Is the Bidet Gay?

It’s pride month so naturally we’re debating gay objects 🏳️‍🌈🎧 get the free audio only episode everywhere 📺 Watch the full episode on our patreon. Join now for only a $1 with code DAMMIT #pridemonth #bidetlife #podcastclips #bathroom #debate #notthatdamnshow #california #florida
The Episode is So Gay | Ep 19
June 11, 2025

The Episode is So Gay | Ep 19

Patreon is just $1 all June with code DAMMIT.🎥 Get exclusive video segments like dick gun debates, gay microphones, and the full Damn Confessional.🎧 Or be a cheap bastard and listen for free wherever you get your podcasts.👉 Go to ⁠NotTDS.com⁠ (https://nottds.com) and pick your poison.America’s Loudest Podcast is back, and this week’s show is a flaming mess you won’t be able to look away from. We’ve got gay objects, tampon-slinging marathoners, a dude fucking pool floats, and the worst confessional you’ll wish you never heard.💩 Poop scooping PSA🧼 Moist towelettes are gay now🦴 Florida Man is back and humping🩸 Runners yeeting tampons mid-stride🍫 Chocolate guns & mom’s OnlyFans🎯 Digital dicks, sex confessions, and cousin hookupsIt’s dumb. It’s loud. It’s Not That Damn Show.• 💩 Scoop Sharks – Show sponsor and local poop legends. Mention us at ScoopSharks.com (https://scoopsharks.com/) and get your first month for $50. If it poops, they scoop.• 🍺 Infusi…
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