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Nov. 4, 2025
NTDS: Neglected Tropical Disease Show | Ep 46
We found out Google thinks our show is about dengue fever and dick rash. That tracks. From there it only gets dumber. This episode has it all: karaoke rage, foot fetish crimes, hangover confessions, and a brand-new Strokeified banger — the Dirt Squirrel National Anthem. Also, someone scheduled sex like it’s a fuckin’ dental cleaning. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. • 🦠 NTDS vs. NTDS — The crew discovers they’re fighting SEO against tropical diseases like “Chagas” and “dungy fever.” • 🥴 Hangover Jen — Sunglasses, puke bucket, zero regrets. • 🎤 Karaoke Vigilante Strikes Again — Ian goes full rage-DJ on mic-grabbers and drunk idiots. • 👠 Shoe Bandits & Butt-Legos — WTF News gets uncomfortably specific. • 🛏️ Stroke’s 10 Reasons Women Are the Worst • 📆 Calendar Sex is Real 💌 Damn Problems One listener finds out she’s the side chick. …
Oct. 31, 2025
Top Worst Halloween Candies
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Oct. 30, 2025
Top 10 WORST Halloween Candies
The Breakdown returns—because Ian decided Halloween needed to be ruined. From candy corn to banana Runts, we tear apart his “Top 10 Worst Halloween Candies” list while debating who actually buys this sugary garbage. 🎧 Watch the full episode of NOT That Damn Show for more candy fights, confessions, and probably therapy-worthy moments. 👉 Listen On all podcast platforms. 👉Support: patreon.com/notthedamnshow 🎃 Follow: YouTube.com/@NOTThatDamnShow 🐸 Sponsored by: GreenFrogDelivery.com (Promo code DAMMIT to save money) #NOTThatDamnShow #HalloweenCandy #Top10 #ComedyPodcast #PodcastClips
Oct. 30, 2025
Pixie Stix and Prison Time | Ep 45
The gang returns with another unfiltered round of oversharing — poop confessions, weird hygiene talk, astrology nonsense, and an honest debate about which Halloween candy belongs in hell. Craig’s Lust makes a filthy comeback, someone learns what “sugaring” really means, and it all ends in snacks, shame, and laughter. 🚨 Today on America’s Loudest Podcast: 💩 Poop stories and post-wipe routines nobody needed. 🧼 The horror of “sugaring” explained in too much detail. 🔮 Astrology talk that goes absolutely nowhere. 🍬 The official Halloween candy tier list gets violent. 🔥 Craig’s Lust returns for another sticky disaster. 🚗 Digital Dumpster Fire: baby, car, chaos. 🍪 Cookie crimes and munchie confessions. 🎧 Subscribe & WatchNew episodes Tuesdays and Thursdays — audio & video.👉 ThatDamnShow.com 💸 Join the Damn Fam on PatreonFull video episodes, bonus content, AI songs, and more.👉 patreon.com/ThatDamnShow This episode is brought to you by Green Frog Delivery — Sacramento’s favorite way to get…
Oct. 28, 2025
Top 10 Things Men Do That Piss Women Off (According to Jenn)
The gang lets Jen cook. She brought a list… and receipts. From “passenger-princess GPS duty” to dryer-mummified laundry, here are the Top 10 things men do that make women rage-text the group chat. Vote on the worst, roast us in the comments, and yes, Mikey earned at least three of these. New full video + audio every Tuesday and Thursday. Want the full show, BTS, Strokeified songs and more? Join Patreon and support America’s Loudest Podcast. 🎧 Watch/Listen: • Full episodes + extras: https://patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow • Audio only: Spotify, Apple, everywhere
Oct. 24, 2025
Top 10 Guitarists… Apparently | The Gang Reacts
This is NOT our list. Let’s just get that out of the way before you start screaming in the comments about Stevie Ray or Synyster Gates. We’re breaking down someone else’s “Top 10 Greatest Guitarists of All Time” — and like most of these internet lists, it’s a mix of legends, snubs, and some choices that feel like they were made by a drunk uncle at Guitar Center. 🎸 Hendrix? Obviously. 🎸 Van Halen? Mandatory. 🎸 Prince? Hell yes. 🎸 Ace Frehley? Uhhhh… Watch us react, roast, and rant our way through this questionable countdown — and tell us who you think belongs on the REAL Top 10. 📢 This is part of our podcast – full video episodes drop every Tuesday and Thursday on Patreon. Get more at NotTDS.com
Oct. 22, 2025
The Gang Gets Sugared | Ep 42
The gang slides face-first into Episode 42 with pumpkin patch PTSD, death comets, and two new contenders for the horniest songs of all time. It’s definitely not family-friendly... unless your family’s into docking, vasectomy stories, or Elk Grove Kia jingles. This week on America’s Loudest Podcast: • 🎃 Mikey & 2N watch the Goonies in a field of genital-wart-covered pumpkins • 🍆 2 new Strokeifieds “The Power of My Dick” — a New Dicks on the Block classic & Organic Vagina (nobody asked for this) • 💚 Damn It Jessica returns with the filthiest song we've ever played • 🚨 WTF News: Alien motherships, $20K pumpkins, and murder in a Tesla • 🔥 Breakdown: Top 10 Guitarists of All Time — who made it, who got snubbed, and why Slash deserved better • 🧼 Smut or What? – Featuring Brazilian massages, anime girls running, desk-humping, and something called “soaking” • …
Oct. 17, 2025
The Gang Kills the Tooth Fairy | Ep 41
🎧 Today on America’s Loudest Podcast, things get uncomfortably hilarious FAST. From thermoses shoved up asses to 100 bloody tampons thrown on a lawn, this episode is equal parts felony and freakshow. This is America, People.. Its not us. The gang debates: • What to do if your girl’s OBGYN is a smoke show 👨⚕️🔥 • Is it ever okay to NOT tell your spouse about old nudes? • The Digital Dick of the Week showdown: Notebook Rape Threat Guy vs. Bodybag Halloween Psycho 🎃📓 • A Florida man turns his colon into a coffee thermos ☕️🍑 • Public brawls, dildo poetry, face tattoos, and a full roundup of felons who look like they bathe in meth 🧼🔥 Plus: • Stroke ranks lowest in a gay dude’s smash list This episode is proudly sponsored by: • 🐸 GreenFrogDelivery.com (https://greenfrogdelivery.com/) — Save 20% with code DAMMIT • 🍺 Infusio…
Oct. 16, 2025
The Gang Is Back and Slightly Less Terrible | Ep 40
After a week off, the NTDS crew limps into episode 40 with questionable energy, AI-generated pussy anthems, and a jingle countdown no one asked for. It’s weird. It’s immature. It’s slightly less terrible. 🎶 Mikey drops two new songs: “The Power of Pussy” (Country vs. Pop). One is giving Reba, the other is giving Kesha on mushrooms. You vote, winner goes on Strokeified Vol. 2. 👩🎤 “Girl or Metalhead” returns. The hair is flowing. The confusion is real. 🧠 Jenn delivers WTF News: a murder over not saying thank you, $600K fortune teller scammers, and a serious convo on California’s end-of-life law. 🪞 Stroke is prepping for his Patreon-mandated butthole wax and has officially started mirror reconnaissance. 🎵 The gang breaks down the most brain-destroying jingles of all time... including the return of the Elk Grove Kia earworm.💬 Listener voicemails get roasted. One guy is deeply upset with Mikey. We don’t care. 🗳️ Vote in the Spotify poll: Which Power of Pussy song slaps hard…
Oct. 8, 2025
The Gang Hires a Lawyer, Talks Porn Instead | Ep 39
Wanna know what happens when four degenerates with low testosterone and bad judgment get together to solve legal dilemmas, talk porn algorithms, and debate the ethics of peeing yourself for Nine Inch Nails? Welcome to Episode 39. 🧠 Ian drops Random Facts about signal lights, milk, medieval words, and porn search stats. 🥵 Mikey diagnoses everyone with Irritable Male Syndrome, aka Male PMS, and the crew takes the highly scientific IMS symptom quiz like broken middle-aged men in denial. 🧼 The waxing countdown is on: Stroke’s ass will be waxed soon. But first, can we find a waxer willing to handle his...situation? 🍆 We talk gangbang queens, mommy milkers, foot-fucking for gay men, and whether Jenn would be a total man whore if she had a dick (spoiler: yes). But it's not all foot fetishes and male menopause 🧑⚖️ The episode, we welcome our new show lawyer for the first-ever "Rick In The Law" segment: • Can you sue your ex for giving you herpes? • …
Oct. 2, 2025
Don’t put drunk raccoons in your butt
Please don’t put drunk raccoons in your butt 🎧 Full episode available on Spotify and all podcast platforms 📺 Get the uncensored video version on Patreon NotTDS.com #ntds #notthatdamnshow #trashpanda #podcastclip #weirdfacts
Oct. 1, 2025
Did they die?
One of the worst game ideas ever… or is it genius? 🎧 Full episode on Spotify + video on Patreon 👉 Watch, vote, and cringe: nottds.com #NotThatDamnShow #deadoralive #DarkHumor #PodcastClips #NTDS
Oct. 1, 2025
How to Make a Cowboy Cry & Other Life Skills | Ep 38
Cowboys cry. Raccoons get drunk. And someone’s dad might be cheating on Instagram. Episode 38 of America’s Loudest Podcast delivers the most unhinged game segment yet and a confessional pile of emotional damage you can’t unsee. Also: ass swabs. For real. 💥 Stroke makes a grown-ass cowboy cry in a karaoke bar, then drops science about raccoons in buttholes. Yes, you read that right. 💥 Ian gets philosophical about dick pics, balls, and breast milk all in one segment. 💥 Jenn brings WTF News including zombie squirrels, fart spray attacks, drunk raccoons, and a fungal superbug so nasty it requires a literal ass swab test. 💥 Mikey introduces “Did They Die?” — the worst game ever — where the crew watches intense video clips and tries to guess who survived. It’s dark. It’s wrong. It’s glorious. 💥 Plus: Digital Dick of the Week pits DoorDash Dahmer against Boiler Bus Bandit — a Motel murderer vs. a 75-year-old school bus driver who tried to cook kids alive. Vote now on Spotify. 💥 And in Damn …
Sept. 27, 2025
We Broke the Seal (and the Internet) | Ep 37
America’s Loudest Podcast returns with whale handjobs, strip club lies, and a scuba-suited Florida Man who pulled off the most badass Disney robbery of all time. Episode 37 is a sweaty mess of skunk beer, disappearing dogs, and confessions that probably require a legal team. 💥 Stroke brings Florida Man madness involving meth, sea turtle eggs, and flying children.💥 Ian hits us with random facts no one asked for, like how Hitler got a Nobel Peace nod and why your beer smells like roadkill.💥 Jen turns mustard bottles into erotica during “Smut or What?”💥 Mikey reads Confessions feature drive-by ex-stalking, secret Snapchats from the boss, and one guy who jerked it in his girlfriend’s mom’s bathroom — because of course he did.💥 And in Digital Dumpster Fire: a violinist KO’s a stranger, a subway pisser marks her territory, and a high school football player channeling WWE breaks a kid’s back. 🎥 Watch the full episode (with all the offending visuals) on Patreon. If you're not in the Damn Fa…
Sept. 24, 2025
We need help …
Just another wholesome family-friendly conversation about spontaneous poop and why this show should come with a psychological warning label. 🎥 Watch the full unfiltered video version + get exclusive segments only on Patreon 🎧 Audio drops free every Wednesday & Friday on Spotify and all platforms 💩 Join the Damn Fam and support independent wrongness at NotTDS.Com #NotThatDamnShow #PodcastClips #candidconversations #comedypodcast #ntds
Sept. 24, 2025
The Village Idiot Drives a Cybertruck | Ep 36
Episode 36 of NOT That Damn Show is pure gasoline on the dumpster fire. Mikey and his family almost get family T-boned by a Cybertruck douchelord, Stroke debates whether his asshole waxing is medical or sexual, and Jenn admits she got fired for the “hard R” without ever saying it. The crew dives headfirst into Jimmy Kimmel’s spectacular fall, why late-night TV is DOA, and the corporate/advertiser chokehold that makes “free speech” a punchline. WTF News serves up a singer with a corpse in his Tesla, porn stars getting punched at meet-and-greets, and Costco toilet paper riots. Toss in “What’s Their Damage?”, the new game of public meltdowns, and you’ve got America’s Loudest Podcast at its absolute glory. Leave Your confessions here https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Quick shoutout to the people dumb enough to support this mess: Green Frog Delivery (https://greenfrogdelivery.com/) – they bring you weed faster than Elon’s midlife crisis Cybertruck. Use promo code DAMMIT to save 20%…
Sept. 24, 2025
Florida Man vs Vagina Pants | Ep 35
Stroke’s dodging Facebook death threats, Target’s out here selling pants with built-in vagina lips, and somehow we end up in a full debate about whether our d**ks qualify as “pretty.” Along the way we run into a woman blasting her neighbor with a flare gun, a lady who registered her dog to vote, squirrels that jerk it for fun, and a Craigslist couple recruiting for their 100-man urinal fantasy league. Then we break down the worst products ever made, from exploding blenders to killer airbags, before wrapping it all up with dumpster-fire videos that prove humanity is circling the drain. 👉 Like, follow, share, and tell a friend their baby’s ugly.👉 Send anonymous confessions at ngl.link/notthatdamnshow (https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow) 👉 Leave a voicemail: 916-312-DAMN👉 Full uncensored video + bonus content: NotTDS.com (https://www.nottds.com/join/) 🔥 Green Frog Delivery — Weed at your door. Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com (https://greenfrogdelivery.com/) 🍺 Infus…
Sept. 17, 2025
Six-Pack Jesus and the Smut or What Olympics | Ep 34
Stroke gets into a flag fight so dumb it almost ends with FBI involvement all because he pissed off some CA clown with a trolling post. The guy even threatened to cave in his skull. Normal stuff. Mikey tries to keep the show grounded, but that goes to hell once Ian starts braggin about all the stupid shit he's bought. Meanwhile, Jenn defends her taste in long-ass, boring movies. Smut or What returns, and yes it's just as disturbing as you remember. Also, if 50 more people join the Patreon, Stroke has agreed to wax his butthole for your entertainment. Oh, and Jesus has a six-pack now. It’s NOT That Damn Show. And you’re welcome. 🪴 Sponsored by: • Green Frog Delivery – Sacramento's go-to for legal weed. Greenfrogdelivery.com (https://Greenfrogdelivery.com) Use promo code DAMMIT to save hella! • Infusion Taproom Lincoln CA – Proud sponsor of the Digital Dumpster Fire Go to NotTDS.com (https://NotTDS.com) to leave your confessions an…
Sept. 16, 2025
She Played His DEAD WIFE
This is the kind of confession that makes you rethink every dating app DM. 😳 Want more confessions? Link in bio or NotTDS.com. Or leave yours here https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow #NotThatDamnShow #Confessions #PodcastClips #WTFNews #GrossButTrue
Sept. 12, 2025
Never Forget, But Definitely Laugh | Ep 33
Episode 33 of America’s Loudest Podcast starts heavy with 9/11 ... yeah, we went there. Real stories, conspiracy chatter, and the weird quiet that followed. Then we do what we do best: derail into the dumbest shit imaginable. Bigfoot is just blurry, Disney employees had crabs, Trader Joe’s is running psy-ops with their parking lots, and Big Bread is burning your toast on purpose. Craigslist? Absolute filth. Birthday blowjob requests, pussy-eating contests with prizes, and some guy who literally wants to guzzle strangers’ loads. Florida Man shows up with foot fetishes, bug spray assaults, Chuck E. Cheese credit card fraud, and an inflatable dog strangling kids. Confessions hit even lower: cheating dirt squirrels, loogie sex gone wrong, and some dude admitting to sex in a church. Sprinkle in random facts about syphilis weddings, frog orgies, and why grandma smells like death ... boom, that’s Episode 33. 👉 Full video, bonus filth, and Stroke’s butthole waxing — only on Patreon. Go to…
Sept. 12, 2025
Spina Bifida… But for your junk 🍆
If your junk’s shaped like a question mark, this one’s for you. 🍆 Jk it’s much worse Listen free on Spotify. Watch the d*ck drama on Patreon. 👉 Link in bio, ya filthy animal. #notthatdamnshow #ntds #UrbanDicktionary #podcastclips #comedypodcast
Sept. 10, 2025
Catfishing Your Kid & Other Bad Parenting Tips | Ep 32
This episode is brought to you by Green Frog Delivery (https://greenfrogdelivery.com/) , the only people more reliable than Ian’s casino luck. Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com (https://greenfrogdelivery.com/) for up to 40% off. And the price you see? That’s it. Taxes are already cooked in. Boom. The crew is back with the first of TWO episodes a week. What could go wrong? • We kick things off with the Patreon Party and That Damn Night Out – karaoke disasters, Ian’s casino luck, Thunder Cover murdering the stage, Stroke rolling in late, and yes…the cops showed up. • Voicemails bring us everything from OD's in Stockton CA stories to a hype man who might be our new intro guy. And Jesse is back! • Then it’s Netflix time: we rip into Unknown Number: The High School Catfish. The story of a Michigan mom who spent over a year catfishing her own teenage daughter. Naturally, this leads to our Top 10 Shittiest Parents brea…