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Oct. 8, 2025

The Gang Hires a Lawyer, Talks Porn Instead | Ep 39

Wanna know what happens when four degenerates with low testosterone and bad judgment get together to solve legal dilemmas, talk porn algorithms, and debate the ethics of peeing yourself for Nine Inch Nails? Welcome to Episode 39. 🧠 Ian drops Random Facts about signal lights, milk, medieval words, and porn search stats. 🥵 Mikey diagnoses everyone with Irritable Male Syndrome, aka Male PMS, and the crew takes the highly scientific IMS symptom quiz like broken middle-aged men in denial. 🧼 The waxing countdown is on: Stroke’s ass will be waxed soon. But first, can we find a waxer willing to handle his...situation? 🍆 We talk gangbang queens, mommy milkers, foot-fucking for gay men, and whether Jenn would be a total man whore if she had a dick (spoiler: yes). But it's not all foot fetishes and male menopause 🧑‍⚖️ The episode, we welcome our new show lawyer for the first-ever "Rick In The Law" segment: • Can you sue your ex for giving you herpes? • …
Oct. 2, 2025

Don’t put drunk raccoons in your butt

Please don’t put drunk raccoons in your butt 🎧 Full episode available on Spotify and all podcast platforms 📺 Get the uncensored video version on Patreon NotTDS.com #ntds #notthatdamnshow #trashpanda #podcastclip #weirdfacts
Oct. 1, 2025

Did they die?

One of the worst game ideas ever… or is it genius? 🎧 Full episode on Spotify + video on Patreon 👉 Watch, vote, and cringe: nottds.com #NotThatDamnShow #deadoralive #DarkHumor #PodcastClips #NTDS
Oct. 1, 2025

How to Make a Cowboy Cry & Other Life Skills | Ep 38

Cowboys cry. Raccoons get drunk. And someone’s dad might be cheating on Instagram. Episode 38 of America’s Loudest Podcast delivers the most unhinged game segment yet and a confessional pile of emotional damage you can’t unsee. Also: ass swabs. For real. 💥 Stroke makes a grown-ass cowboy cry in a karaoke bar, then drops science about raccoons in buttholes. Yes, you read that right. 💥 Ian gets philosophical about dick pics, balls, and breast milk all in one segment. 💥 Jenn brings WTF News including zombie squirrels, fart spray attacks, drunk raccoons, and a fungal superbug so nasty it requires a literal ass swab test. 💥 Mikey introduces “Did They Die?” — the worst game ever — where the crew watches intense video clips and tries to guess who survived. It’s dark. It’s wrong. It’s glorious. 💥 Plus: Digital Dick of the Week pits DoorDash Dahmer against Boiler Bus Bandit — a Motel murderer vs. a 75-year-old school bus driver who tried to cook kids alive. Vote now on Spotify. 💥 And in Damn …
Sept. 27, 2025

We Broke the Seal (and the Internet) | Ep 37

America’s Loudest Podcast returns with whale handjobs, strip club lies, and a scuba-suited Florida Man who pulled off the most badass Disney robbery of all time. Episode 37 is a sweaty mess of skunk beer, disappearing dogs, and confessions that probably require a legal team. 💥 Stroke brings Florida Man madness involving meth, sea turtle eggs, and flying children.💥 Ian hits us with random facts no one asked for, like how Hitler got a Nobel Peace nod and why your beer smells like roadkill.💥 Jen turns mustard bottles into erotica during “Smut or What?”💥 Mikey reads Confessions feature drive-by ex-stalking, secret Snapchats from the boss, and one guy who jerked it in his girlfriend’s mom’s bathroom — because of course he did.💥 And in Digital Dumpster Fire: a violinist KO’s a stranger, a subway pisser marks her territory, and a high school football player channeling WWE breaks a kid’s back. 🎥 Watch the full episode (with all the offending visuals) on Patreon. If you're not in the Damn Fa…
Sept. 24, 2025

We need help …

Just another wholesome family-friendly conversation about spontaneous poop and why this show should come with a psychological warning label. 🎥 Watch the full unfiltered video version + get exclusive segments only on Patreon 🎧 Audio drops free every Wednesday & Friday on Spotify and all platforms 💩 Join the Damn Fam and support independent wrongness at NotTDS.Com #NotThatDamnShow #PodcastClips #candidconversations #comedypodcast #ntds
Sept. 24, 2025

The Village Idiot Drives a Cybertruck | Ep 36

Episode 36 of NOT That Damn Show is pure gasoline on the dumpster fire. Mikey and his family almost get family T-boned by a Cybertruck douchelord, Stroke debates whether his asshole waxing is medical or sexual, and Jenn admits she got fired for the “hard R” without ever saying it. The crew dives headfirst into Jimmy Kimmel’s spectacular fall, why late-night TV is DOA, and the corporate/advertiser chokehold that makes “free speech” a punchline. WTF News serves up a singer with a corpse in his Tesla, porn stars getting punched at meet-and-greets, and Costco toilet paper riots. Toss in “What’s Their Damage?”, the new game of public meltdowns, and you’ve got America’s Loudest Podcast at its absolute glory. Leave Your confessions here https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Quick shoutout to the people dumb enough to support this mess: Green Frog Delivery (https://greenfrogdelivery.com/) – they bring you weed faster than Elon’s midlife crisis Cybertruck. Use promo code DAMMIT to save 20%…
Sept. 24, 2025

Florida Man vs Vagina Pants | Ep 35

Stroke’s dodging Facebook death threats, Target’s out here selling pants with built-in vagina lips, and somehow we end up in a full debate about whether our d**ks qualify as “pretty.” Along the way we run into a woman blasting her neighbor with a flare gun, a lady who registered her dog to vote, squirrels that jerk it for fun, and a Craigslist couple recruiting for their 100-man urinal fantasy league. Then we break down the worst products ever made, from exploding blenders to killer airbags, before wrapping it all up with dumpster-fire videos that prove humanity is circling the drain. 👉 Like, follow, share, and tell a friend their baby’s ugly.👉 Send anonymous confessions at ngl.link/notthatdamnshow (https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow) 👉 Leave a voicemail: 916-312-DAMN👉 Full uncensored video + bonus content: NotTDS.com (https://www.nottds.com/join/) 🔥 Green Frog Delivery — Weed at your door. Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com (https://greenfrogdelivery.com/) 🍺 Infus…
Sept. 17, 2025

Six-Pack Jesus and the Smut or What Olympics | Ep 34

Stroke gets into a flag fight so dumb it almost ends with FBI involvement all because he pissed off some CA clown with a trolling post. The guy even threatened to cave in his skull. Normal stuff. Mikey tries to keep the show grounded, but that goes to hell once Ian starts braggin about all the stupid shit he's bought. Meanwhile, Jenn defends her taste in long-ass, boring movies. Smut or What returns, and yes it's just as disturbing as you remember. Also, if 50 more people join the Patreon, Stroke has agreed to wax his butthole for your entertainment. Oh, and Jesus has a six-pack now. It’s NOT That Damn Show. And you’re welcome. 🪴 Sponsored by: • Green Frog Delivery – Sacramento's go-to for legal weed. Greenfrogdelivery.com (https://Greenfrogdelivery.com) Use promo code DAMMIT to save hella! • Infusion Taproom Lincoln CA – Proud sponsor of the Digital Dumpster Fire Go to NotTDS.com (https://NotTDS.com) to leave your confessions an…
Sept. 16, 2025

She Played His DEAD WIFE

This is the kind of confession that makes you rethink every dating app DM. 😳 Want more confessions? Link in bio or NotTDS.com. Or leave yours here https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow #NotThatDamnShow #Confessions #PodcastClips #WTFNews #GrossButTrue
Sept. 12, 2025

Never Forget, But Definitely Laugh | Ep 33

Episode 33 of America’s Loudest Podcast starts heavy with 9/11 ... yeah, we went there. Real stories, conspiracy chatter, and the weird quiet that followed. Then we do what we do best: derail into the dumbest shit imaginable. Bigfoot is just blurry, Disney employees had crabs, Trader Joe’s is running psy-ops with their parking lots, and Big Bread is burning your toast on purpose. Craigslist? Absolute filth. Birthday blowjob requests, pussy-eating contests with prizes, and some guy who literally wants to guzzle strangers’ loads. Florida Man shows up with foot fetishes, bug spray assaults, Chuck E. Cheese credit card fraud, and an inflatable dog strangling kids. Confessions hit even lower: cheating dirt squirrels, loogie sex gone wrong, and some dude admitting to sex in a church. Sprinkle in random facts about syphilis weddings, frog orgies, and why grandma smells like death ... boom, that’s Episode 33. 👉 Full video, bonus filth, and Stroke’s butthole waxing — only on Patreon. Go to…
Sept. 12, 2025

Spina Bifida… But for your junk 🍆

If your junk’s shaped like a question mark, this one’s for you. 🍆 Jk it’s much worse Listen free on Spotify. Watch the d*ck drama on Patreon. 👉 Link in bio, ya filthy animal. #notthatdamnshow #ntds #UrbanDicktionary #podcastclips #comedypodcast
Sept. 10, 2025

Catfishing Your Kid & Other Bad Parenting Tips | Ep 32

This episode is brought to you by Green Frog Delivery (https://greenfrogdelivery.com/) , the only people more reliable than Ian’s casino luck. Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com (https://greenfrogdelivery.com/) for up to 40% off. And the price you see? That’s it. Taxes are already cooked in. Boom. The crew is back with the first of TWO episodes a week. What could go wrong? • We kick things off with the Patreon Party and That Damn Night Out – karaoke disasters, Ian’s casino luck, Thunder Cover murdering the stage, Stroke rolling in late, and yes…the cops showed up. • Voicemails bring us everything from OD's in Stockton CA stories to a hype man who might be our new intro guy. And Jesse is back! • Then it’s Netflix time: we rip into Unknown Number: The High School Catfish. The story of a Michigan mom who spent over a year catfishing her own teenage daughter. Naturally, this leads to our Top 10 Shittiest Parents brea…
Sept. 8, 2025

A moment we’ll never forget

A Dammit dropped this on us at the live show — heavy, raw, real. 💔 🎧 Listen to our first live show wherever you get your podcasts 📺 Watch the show, live band performance and more on our Patreon Link in bio or NotTDS.com #NotThatDamnShow #NTDS #LivePodcast #podcastclips #AmericasLoudestPodcast
Sept. 4, 2025

Live From the Boardwalk | Ep 31

They said it couldn’t be done. So we did it live, loud, and in front of a massive crowd. This episode is the full recording from our first-ever live show at The Boardwalk, and it was absolutely unhinged in the best possible way. Lara came back. Amanda grabbed the mic. Confessions got weird. Dicks were flying. And somehow a gay flamingo ended up on stage. 🔻 What’s inside: • The night opens with a funeral for Sacramento radio and all radio 📻 • Lara returns and reflects on That Damn Show and what came next • Craigslist gets weird • We play FL or Not with the crowd • Amanda from RAD Radio makes an appearance • A Dammit shares a gut-punch story about grief and the return of the show • Confessions from the crowd that should’ve stayed buried • Aftershock giveaways, penis guns, merch, and more dumb shit And Thunder Cover closed out the night with an unbelievable set. If you weren’t there you missed out.  🧼 Big thanks to: Elite Pool Tile Cleaning – Title Sponsor JLS Outdoor Servic…
Aug. 27, 2025

The Psychedelic Jester | Ep 30

Reno guy writes in, we drag 98 Rock again, and Mikey wonders if we’re about to completely tank our first live show. Stroke rolls out a Florida Man highlight reel featuring sharks, drunk teachers, a drug drone, and a dagger-wielding jester. Ian piles on with his contrarian takes, Jenn gets her first official roast in song form, and somehow we end up knee-deep in confessions that should’ve stayed buried. This week on America’s Loudest Podcast: • Listener email from Reno → why people cling to comfort even when it sucks. • Nervous promo for That Damn Night Out (Thunder Cover, Aftershock passes, giveaways). • Top 10 Celebrity F*ck-Ups. • Lincoln High kid gets body-slammed by a cop. • Florida Man: gun in a backpack, drunk teacher, shark bite, fake dentist, meth drone, and a psychedelic jester with a dagger. • Damn Problem: the $98 tipper date, the $2k vacation voucher, and more. • Stroke-ified song debut: “Write It Down, Bitch” (Jenn roast). • Listener confess…
Aug. 27, 2025

Is this old age?

Getting old is just butt cracks, sagging balls, and not giving a damn. 🎧 Full episode at NotTDS dot com or search Not That Damn Show wherever you get podcasts. #GettingOld #DadLife #ComedyPodcast #AgingLikeFineWine #RelatableAF #ntds #notthatdamnshow
Aug. 20, 2025

America’s Loudest Back-to-School Special | Ep 29

It’s back-to-school season, so naturally we’re talking about Narcan in the backpack, Plan B in the pencil pouch, and how Florida Man managed to strike again… except this time it wasn’t even Florida. 98 Rock celebrates itself as if anyone outside the building cares and somehow voicemails spiral into butt stuff thanks to a man name Nick Monroe.  This week on America’s Loudest Podcast: • 98 Rock throws itself a holiday and nobody is sure why. • Back-to-School “emergency kits” with condoms, ramen, Plan B, and Narcan. • Voicemails that prove our listeners are either brilliant or need therapy. • Florida Man(ish) • Random Thoughts from the Dammits • And a bunch of weird shit 🎟 That Damn Night Out → August 30 @ The Boardwalk. Lara’s coming (God help us), Amanda will be there, Thunder Cover’s bringing the noise, Aftershock passes are on the line, and yes — penis guns and a gay flamingo will be involved.  Tickets → NotTDS.com. Sponsored by Green Frog Delivery 🐸 (code DA…
Aug. 15, 2025

2N Jenn Gets Baptized in Bullsh*t | Ep 28

2N Jenn survived the auditions, ignored all the red flags, and officially joined America’s Loudest Podcast 🤷🏼‍♂️ This week on NTDS: Our new fourth mic gets roasted, interrogated, and instantly dragged into listener drama thanks to some Facebook detectives with way too much free time. Voicemails range from meh to “please never call us again,” and Florida Man returns with headlines that make you wonder if the state is even real. Oh, and we debut a brand-new game that we probably shouldn't have. Plus way more that I really don't remember because I'm stoned. 🎟 That Damn Night Out → August 30 @ The Boardwalk. Aftershock ticket giveaways, Thunder Cover melting faces, penis guns, surprise guests, and the world’s most offensive flamingo art—get your tickets now at NotTDS.com (https://nottds.com/) . Sponsored Elite Pool Tile Cleaning 💦, JLS Outdoor Services 🌱, and The Wrecking Crew Bakery & Café 🧁—helping us throw the kind of party corporate radio never could.
Aug. 8, 2025

Confessions

Some of you send in funny confessions. Some send in filthy ones. And then there’s the ones that make us want to set our inbox on fire. This is one of those. Hear more confessions and the rest of this weeks nonsense at Not TDS dot com. 📺 Full video on Patreon #NOTThatDamnShow #Confessions #PodcastClip #RelationshipDrama #ToxicAF #WTFMoment #Trash
Aug. 6, 2025

Coffins, Layoffs, and a Bag of Plastic D*cks | Ep 27

Corporate radio’s circling the drain, Ian’s job just got flushed, and somehow we ended up buying penis guns for That Damn Night Out 🤷🏼‍♂️ This week on America’s Loudest Podcast: • Ian gets the classic radio exit package—ignored, ghosted, and canned without a single word. • Amanda formerly of RAD Radio is back… this time, crashing OUR party. • Florida Man strikes again with butt-sniffers, a 400-pound mushroom bust, and headlines only Florida could write. • Random Thoughts returns, confessions get filthy, and the kind of NTDS stupidity HR already fired us for once. 🎟 That Damn Night Out → August 30 @ The Boardwalk. Aftershock ticket giveaways, Thunder Cover melting faces, penis guns, surprise guests, and the world’s most offensive flamingo art—get your tickets now at NotTDS.com. 💥 Love this brand of wrong? Support the mayhem and help keep NTDS alive—join the Damn Fam on Patreon for early access, fu…
Aug. 6, 2025

Meet Jaime: HR’s Worst Decision Yet | Ep 26

Ozzy’s dead. Hulk’s dead. Theo Huxtable’s dead. Our childhood officially tapped out last week, and we’re not okay about it. But the show must go on, so we drag Jaime into the NTDS Thunderdome for her shot at the fourth mic and things get... messy. From farting up a plane cabin, selling pussy lips on eBay, Rob Williams’ drunk decline, Craigslist degenerates, Florida’s finest weirdos, and a very gay flamingo painting you can actually win…this is the episode you’ll regret listening to but can’t turn off. 🎟️ That Damn Night Out – Aug 30 at The Boardwalk 💥 Aftershock ticket giveaways, live NTDS madness, penis guns, and Thunder Cover closing the night. 👉 Grab your tickets now at NotTDS.com (https://nottds.com/) before they’re gone. Send Confessions to NGL.LINK/NotThatDamnShow Be a Dammit. Get early access to full video episodes, behind-the-scenes dirt, and help us hit two shows a week. Join the Damn Fam → Patreon.com/NotThatDamnShow
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