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Episode 54 kicks off with the gang arguing about whether a naked Jimmy John’s founder sexually assaulted a shark, swings immediately into dolphin rape, and somehow ends up debating if humans should breathe through their assholes. Jen gets verbally waterboarded with a listener’s “moist pussy” R&B track, a 12-year-old’s titty wizard gets an art critique, and Campbell’s Soup catches shit after their executive calls all their customers poor. It’s deranged, it’s beautiful, and it’s exactly what you sick Dammits signed up for. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🧠 EPISODE BREAKDOWN • The crew debates Black Santa, Big Nick Energy, and Stroke’s new pimp-Santa cane. • A listener’s song reveals the philosophical horror that “every hand has held a dick.” • A debate erupts on whether feeding scrambled eggs back to chickens is “period cannibalism.” • The gang discusses “dirt squirrels” evolving into potential new mascots like sand walruses and sand otters. • Stroke celebrat…

Thanksgiving is ruined the second Stroke waddles in wearing a turkey costume. Jen’s back on her anti-moist crusade. Ian brings back “Who Said It?” and loves reminding everyone how insane they are. Mikey accidentally offends every race, religion, and gender. There’s a Florida threesome gone sideways, a listener’s explosive diarrhea in the shower, and a sex song from Stroke’s girlfriend that might singlehandedly give the pilgrims PTSD. Plus: turkeys from helicopters, diaper violence, and the most disgusting confession of the year....so far. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. • Confessions include: Porn revenge crimes, strip club poop disasters, cheating justifications, and one guy crop-dusting arcade children at John's Incredible Pizza. • A Thanksgiving sex anthem  • Random Facts derail into Moses, circumcision stand-offs, and who licked the first toad. • Florida Man news includes: ATM forklift heists, egg debates turned gunfire, and a TikTok nudist challenge wit…

The crew opens Thanksgiving week by cannonballing straight into Stroke nearly drowning in face-sitting when a 7 a.m. creeper tried to recruit him and his GF for a threesome. From there it only gets dumber: McRib betrayal, gas-station Cuban sandwiches, a cat licking its own asshole on Jen’s car, voicemails from unhinged dammits, and a Smurf-themed musical that nobody asked for. Then comes a parade of cheaters, panic-attack manipulators, Roblox predators, period-blood skincare, and two idiots trying to conquer Haiti with a homeless army.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🧠 Episode Breakdown • A Gravy Slut turkey-costume video is confusing  • Jen explains the Emo’s Not Dead cruise and the crew immediately spirals into “we sponsor a flamingo at a zoo” fantasies, including branding a tortoise shell with the NTDS logo. • Voicemails include: DP Jeff torturing Jen with “moist,” a dude contemplating the gayness of sucking his own dick, and another listener announcing he’s…

Mikey drops a brand-new Strokeified track, and it’s so nasty it might violate community guidelines. Then somehow, things get worse. From ass print forensics to church sermons about butt hygiene, the crew spirals into a full breakdown of poop physics, drone shootdowns, HOA cone wars, and legal advice that may or may not hold up in court. A guy hides in a porta potty, a dog fires a shotgun, and someone confesses to farting so hard they woke their girlfriend. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast! 🎨 Ass Facts explores butt fingerprinting, painted starfish, and a potential CSI crossover. 🐶 Florida or Not includes: • A staged carjacking to avoid shopping • A porta-potty standoff with pants down and wooden stakes • A man shot by his own dog • A 107mph Little Caesars run • Golf course destruction with a pickup • Murder instructions from a cockroach 📜 Legal Q&A …

Episode 50 and we thought, “Hey, let’s do this one LIVE.” Bad idea? Maybe. Hilarious trainwreck? Absolutely. This one’s got listener voicemails, live comments, dream sex with Ian, confessions involving drive-in theater vomit, and the debut of a new romantic classic: “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt.” Jenn gives us WTF News, Ian brings a Top 10 List that’s… something, and we wrap with the worst game ever invented: Like A Second Song. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. • A listener wrote an actual song about Ian • Mikey drops the world premiere of the new Strokeified anthem, “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt” • Voicemails include dreams, dunk tanks, and violent karaoke bar brawls with pool balls • One listener forgot a butt plug was still in until it launched into a toilet like a gunshot • Jenn reports on the Duck Guy jerking off in public during WTF News and we all feel unsafe …

t’s our 50th episode and for some reason… we decided to do it LIVE. Brace yourself for whatever the hell this ends up being: 📞 voicemails & comments 🎤 A listener-submitted tribute song to Ian (he definitely didn’t ask for it) 🍑 A brand new Strokeified banger about putting things in your butt 📰 WTF News, because the internet refuses to chill 📝 Ian’s new list… which will probably be terrible. 💩 Another round of Damn Problems where your dysfunction becomes our content 🎶 And a new old game: Like a Second Song 👇 Wanna support the madness? 🎧 Listen on Spotify, Apple, or whatever shady app you use 📺 Watch the full uncensored video + bonus segments on Patreon 💚 Brought to you by Green Frog Delivery – the official weed plug of NTDS. Use code DAMMIT for 20% off. 🛒 Grab some merch or join the Damn Fam at NotThatDamnShow.com 📱 Follow us everywhere @NotThatDamnShow 📬 Got a problem? Confess. Got a list? Bring it. Got a brain? Use it. 🤫 Leave Your confessions here https://ngl.link/notthatdamn…

t’s our 50th episode and for some reason… we decided to do it LIVE. Brace yourself for whatever the hell this ends up being: 📞 voicemails & comments 🎤 A listener-submitted tribute song to Ian (he definitely didn’t ask for it) 🍑 A brand new Strokeified banger about putting things in your butt 📰 WTF News, because the internet refuses to chill 📝 Ian’s new list… which will probably be terrible. 💩 Another round of Damn Problems where your dysfunction becomes our content 🎶 And a new old game: Like a Second Song 👇 Wanna support the madness? 🎧 Listen on Spotify, Apple, or whatever shady app you use 📺 Watch the full uncensored video + bonus segments on Patreon 💚 Brought to you by Green Frog Delivery – the official weed plug of NTDS. Use code DAMMIT for 20% off. 🛒 Grab some merch or join the Damn Fam at NotThatDamnShow.com 📱 Follow us everywhere @NotThatDamnShow 📬 Got a problem? Confess. Got a list? Bring it. Got a brain? Use it. 🤫 Leave Your confessions here https://ngl.link/notthatdamn…

Episode 49 is a masterclass in low-brow genius. Stroke’s obsessed with assholes, Ian’s defending freedom for naked chainsaw guys, Jenn’s fighting school drop-off rage, and Mikey’s trying to figure out how the hell they still have a podcast. There’s “Can We Stop” meltdowns, Florida Man’s bowel-related crime spree, and a Viking turd so legendary it deserves its own museum wing. Then the crew plays the new trivia game “Beat the Cock,” and everyone loses their dignity trying to answer before the rooster crows. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast! • Stroke unveils Ass Facts, a new educational series for degenerates. • Jenn’s mom-rage reaches DEFCON 1 • Ian explains why “Run, Forrest, Run” should be punishable by public shaming. • Mikey tries to stop the team from talking about poop. Fails instantly. • The gang debates tramp stamps, Chinese tattoos, and parental delusion in youth spo…

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Is it a dumb game? Yes. Better than anything on the radio? Also yes. 🎧 Play Bass Ackwards on Episode 48 of Not That Damn Show — out now on all podcast platforms. 🎥 Full uncensored video + bonus shit on Patreon. NotTDS.com #NTDS #NotThatDamnShow #GuessTheSong #PodcastClip #Comedy

Stroke’s d*ck broke a land-speed record this week. He’s two testosterone shots in and suddenly his girl needs an ice pack and a sabbatical. Meanwhile, Ian’s live bar performance of “No Wrong Hole” becomes a real "crowd pleaser" Jenn breaks the news about Starbucks bear riots, and Mikey tries to figure out why South Lake Tahoe is crying over a city seal. Then it gets dumber: – A stepmom finds the Pornhub tab open… and she’s the category. – A listener sends in a song about buying dicks with a credit card. – A guy runs a secret Instagram account just to simp in private and thinks that’s normal. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🗣️ A guy ends a voicemail with one word: “moist.” Then hangs up. Power move. 🧻 Listener confesses he remembers only two phone numbers: his childhood home… and 916-312-DAMN. 📆 Dammit Nick complains that our merch is $19.99 and $20. We respond with spite pricing. $21.87, bitch. 🧂 Troy returns to the comments section to roast Jenn and Mikey… then confesses …

Back when Taco Bell was cheap, privacy was real, and you could punch a DJ without getting canceled. This clip from NOT That Damn Show is a full-blown nostalgia bomb: we’re talking Blockbuster Fridays, fanny packs being “hella gay” (but not in that way), concert tickets you actually had to stand in line for, and when Saturday morning cartoons raised us better than the school system. Stroke even reveals how he ended up shirtless and swinging fists on Jerry Springer. No joke. Peak 2000s trash TV. If you’re Gen X or a proud elder millennial, this list will hit you right in the soul—and if you're Gen Z, take notes. This is why we're built different. 🎙️ Listen to Not That Damn Show on Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts. 🔥 Get the full video podcast + exclusive songs and segments like “Strokefied” and “Digital Dick of the Week” by joining our Patreon: 👉 https://patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow – Become a Damn DP. #90sNostalgia #NotThatDamnShow #JerrySpringer #BurnedCDs

This one hits harder than a rollercoaster duck to the face. The gang fires shots at SeaWorld lawsuits, modern-day radio, and the death of privacy then Mikey drops the most accurate '90s nostalgia banger of all time. Stroke relives his Jerry Springer trauma, Ian becomes a wet dream, and Jenn freezes like a malfunctioning OnlyFans stream. Plus, Florida brings us coke-snorting teachers, naked intruders, duck-induced lawsuits, and a dude smashing pumpkins because the internet hurt his feelings. Also, someone tracked their wife. And it might be legal. What the fuck? • 🎤 Stroke’s Jerry Springer clip resurfaces—shirtless, pissed, and fully white trash • 💊 Florida teacher shows up to class on coke, lets kids hit her vape, then sells snacks. Capitalism. • 💩 Naked Florida man breaks in, poops on patio, writes “blessed and drugs” in shit • 🤯 Listener confesses to fantasizing about Stroke’s girlfriend (yes, re…

In this clip from episode 46 of Not That Damn Show Stroke finally snaps. After Jenn’s viral list about why men suck, Stroke delivers his brutally honest "Top 10 Reasons Why Women Piss Men Off.” From taking 2 hours to get ready to holding the pu—never mind, you'll see... It’s raw, unfiltered, and just the kind of thing that’ll get this podcast demonetized. 🧼 Silent treatment? Weaponized vaginas? Bathroom doors wide open? Yeah... we cover it all. Plus: Pillow hoarding psychology, grocery store trauma, the war on choosing dinner, and why the hell she asks how she looks if we can’t tell the truth anyway. It’s NOT about hating women. It’s about being real. And Stroke? He’s real AF. 📢 Support the show, grab merch, and stream all episodes: 👉 https://www.NOTTDS.com 👕 Hit up the Damn Store for that “Free the Pussy” shirt! 👇 Comment your favorite part, tag a friend, or tell us what you hate about the opposite sex. Subscribe for more real-ass podcasting from America’s Loudest Podcast.

We found out Google thinks our show is about dengue fever and dick rash. That tracks. From there it only gets dumber. This episode has it all: karaoke rage, foot fetish crimes, hangover confessions, and a brand-new Strokeified banger — the Dirt Squirrel National Anthem. Also, someone scheduled sex like it’s a fuckin’ dental cleaning. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. • 🦠 NTDS vs. NTDS — The crew discovers they’re fighting SEO against tropical diseases like “Chagas” and “dungy fever.” • 🥴 Hangover Jen — Sunglasses, puke bucket, zero regrets. • 🎤 Karaoke Vigilante Strikes Again — Ian goes full rage-DJ on mic-grabbers and drunk idiots. • 👠 Shoe Bandits & Butt-Legos — WTF News gets uncomfortably specific. • 🛏️ Stroke’s 10 Reasons Women Are the Worst • 📆 Calendar Sex is Real 💌 Damn Problems One listener finds out she’s the side chick. …

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The Breakdown returns—because Ian decided Halloween needed to be ruined. From candy corn to banana Runts, we tear apart his “Top 10 Worst Halloween Candies” list while debating who actually buys this sugary garbage. 🎧 Watch the full episode of NOT That Damn Show for more candy fights, confessions, and probably therapy-worthy moments. 👉 Listen On all podcast platforms. 👉Support: patreon.com/notthedamnshow 🎃 Follow: YouTube.com/@NOTThatDamnShow 🐸 Sponsored by: GreenFrogDelivery.com (Promo code DAMMIT to save money) #NOTThatDamnShow #HalloweenCandy #Top10 #ComedyPodcast #PodcastClips

The gang returns with another unfiltered round of oversharing — poop confessions, weird hygiene talk, astrology nonsense, and an honest debate about which Halloween candy belongs in hell. Craig’s Lust makes a filthy comeback, someone learns what “sugaring” really means, and it all ends in snacks, shame, and laughter. 🚨 Today on America’s Loudest Podcast: 💩 Poop stories and post-wipe routines nobody needed. 🧼 The horror of “sugaring” explained in too much detail. 🔮 Astrology talk that goes absolutely nowhere. 🍬 The official Halloween candy tier list gets violent. 🔥 Craig’s Lust returns for another sticky disaster. 🚗 Digital Dumpster Fire: baby, car, chaos. 🍪 Cookie crimes and munchie confessions. 🎧 Subscribe & WatchNew episodes Tuesdays and Thursdays — audio & video.👉 ThatDamnShow.com 💸 Join the Damn Fam on PatreonFull video episodes, bonus content, AI songs, and more.👉 patreon.com/ThatDamnShow This episode is brought to you by Green Frog Delivery — Sacramento’s favorite way to get…

The gang lets Jen cook. She brought a list… and receipts. From “passenger-princess GPS duty” to dryer-mummified laundry, here are the Top 10 things men do that make women rage-text the group chat. Vote on the worst, roast us in the comments, and yes, Mikey earned at least three of these. New full video + audio every Tuesday and Thursday. Want the full show, BTS, Strokeified songs and more? Join Patreon and support America’s Loudest Podcast. 🎧 Watch/Listen: • Full episodes + extras: https://patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow • Audio only: Spotify, Apple, everywhere

This is NOT our list. Let’s just get that out of the way before you start screaming in the comments about Stevie Ray or Synyster Gates. We’re breaking down someone else’s “Top 10 Greatest Guitarists of All Time” — and like most of these internet lists, it’s a mix of legends, snubs, and some choices that feel like they were made by a drunk uncle at Guitar Center. 🎸 Hendrix? Obviously. 🎸 Van Halen? Mandatory. 🎸 Prince? Hell yes. 🎸 Ace Frehley? Uhhhh… Watch us react, roast, and rant our way through this questionable countdown — and tell us who you think belongs on the REAL Top 10. 📢 This is part of our podcast – full video episodes drop every Tuesday and Thursday on Patreon. Get more at NotTDS.com

The gang slides face-first into Episode 42 with pumpkin patch PTSD, death comets, and two new contenders for the horniest songs of all time. It’s definitely not family-friendly... unless your family’s into docking, vasectomy stories, or Elk Grove Kia jingles. This week on America’s Loudest Podcast: • 🎃 Mikey & 2N watch the Goonies in a field of genital-wart-covered pumpkins • 🍆 2 new Strokeifieds “The Power of My Dick” — a New Dicks on the Block classic & Organic Vagina (nobody asked for this) • 💚 Damn It Jessica returns with the filthiest song we've ever played • 🚨 WTF News: Alien motherships, $20K pumpkins, and murder in a Tesla • 🔥 Breakdown: Top 10 Guitarists of All Time — who made it, who got snubbed, and why Slash deserved better • 🧼 Smut or What? – Featuring Brazilian massages, anime girls running, desk-humping, and something called “soaking” • …

🎧 Today on America’s Loudest Podcast, things get uncomfortably hilarious FAST. From thermoses shoved up asses to 100 bloody tampons thrown on a lawn, this episode is equal parts felony and freakshow. This is America, People.. Its not us. The gang debates: • What to do if your girl’s OBGYN is a smoke show 👨‍⚕️🔥 • Is it ever okay to NOT tell your spouse about old nudes? • The Digital Dick of the Week showdown: Notebook Rape Threat Guy vs. Bodybag Halloween Psycho 🎃📓 • A Florida man turns his colon into a coffee thermos ☕️🍑 • Public brawls, dildo poetry, face tattoos, and a full roundup of felons who look like they bathe in meth 🧼🔥 Plus: • Stroke ranks lowest in a gay dude’s smash list This episode is proudly sponsored by: • 🐸 GreenFrogDelivery.com (https://greenfrogdelivery.com/) — Save 20% with code DAMMIT • 🍺 Infusio…

After a week off, the NTDS crew limps into episode 40 with questionable energy, AI-generated pussy anthems, and a jingle countdown no one asked for. It’s weird. It’s immature. It’s slightly less terrible. 🎶 Mikey drops two new songs: “The Power of Pussy” (Country vs. Pop). One is giving Reba, the other is giving Kesha on mushrooms. You vote, winner goes on Strokeified Vol. 2. 👩‍🎤 “Girl or Metalhead” returns. The hair is flowing. The confusion is real. 🧠 Jenn delivers WTF News: a murder over not saying thank you, $600K fortune teller scammers, and a serious convo on California’s end-of-life law. 🪞 Stroke is prepping for his Patreon-mandated butthole wax and has officially started mirror reconnaissance. 🎵 The gang breaks down the most brain-destroying jingles of all time... including the return of the Elk Grove Kia earworm.💬 Listener voicemails get roasted. One guy is deeply upset with Mikey. We don’t care. 🗳️ Vote in the Spotify poll: Which Power of Pussy song slaps hard…