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The confessions came in hot — one about Christmas car sex with an ex, one about getting “moist” from our lawyer's voice, and a truly tragic Bingo-related grievance. That set the tone. Then it spiraled into Yelp vengeance, a full Chicken Shit Bingo tangent, and one of the dumbest games we’ve ever played: AI Fart or Real Fart?. Things were said. Lives were changed. Farrell’s Ice Cream may never recover. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. • Listener says Lawyer Rick’s voice made them “moist.” No one recovers. • Farrell’s Ice Cream is possibly dead because of a Yelp review from one of us. No regrets. • Bingo comes up. Not normal bingo. Chicken shit bingo. • Confession of ex-wife car sex on Christmas Day — bonus: she’s remarried. • Another listener blew out two women in one night at Ms. Newby’s and wanted us to know. • Grandma’s still fucking the man who brings her…

The show’s back and somehow dumber than ever.  Stroke got engaged, then immediately waxed his asshole. The Celebrity Death Pool is back with wild card picks and 10 times more disrespect. From California gun rulings and Bangkok coffin resurrections to shamans stating the obvious, prison drone surf-and-turf and STD-sounding dinosaurs — nothing in this episode lands clean, and that’s exactly how we like it. Add voicemails, Reddit hate, dog-related bedroom trauma, and the quiet realization that everyone on this show is probably already flagged by multiple federal agencies.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🧠 Episode Breakdown • Season Two officially launches with the Dirt Squirrel mascot discussion and a debate about never changing the intro song • Stroke announces his engagement while also explaining a same-week butthole wax, manicure, and Santa costume logistics • The return of Celebrity Death Picks includes point scor…

It’s the final episode of the year and the show immediately spirals into Christmas outfits, Black Santa politics, Florida crimes, expired eggnog confessions, and a shocking amount of vagina-based drug transport. The gang reflects on 59 episodes of accidental success, revisits the dumbest and best moments of the year, and somehow ends up defending a man who eats raw hog meat on a sidewalk. There’s gratitude, there’s filth, there’s Florida, and there’s absolutely no plan. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 🧠 Episode Breakdown • Ian unveils a full “Top 10 Best Things NTDS Did This Year” list, including Black Santa Month, Dirt Squirrel, Stroke’s songs, and the NTDS party • A Florida woman hides anti-anxiety pills in her vagina during a DUI arrest, launching the “pussy pills” and “pussy smuggler” discussion • Confessions include role-playing as someone’s mother during sex, a mysterious 20-inch “weiner,” and someone shitting their pants from expired eggnog • Rick and the…

It’s the second-to-last episode of the year and nothing is festive except the murder songs. The gang spirals from Christmas movie arguments into porn logic, listener comments, cousin ethics, and a fan-submitted song literally titled “Cousin Fucker.” A Christmas rewrite of Goodbye Earl turns into a full slasher musical, WTF News delivers dead celebrities, sex offenders, and international orgy arrests, and Mikey explains why the holidays are the greatest excuse to not give a shit. Somewhere in the middle, people fight at Walmart, someone refuses a liver transplant, and everyone agrees Andy Dick should’ve stayed dead. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 🧠 Episode Breakdown • Ian gets called out for leaving A Christmas Story off his Christmas movie list, triggering a full argument about what even qualifies as a Christmas movie • Listener comments derail into discussions about sex ed childbirth videos shown to middle schoolers • …

Confessions hit a new low. Or high. Depends how you feel about cousin-throatf*cking, blowjob-based food psychics, and judging your self-worth by your dog’s penis. Ian drops a top 10 Christmas movie list that isn’t as terrible as every other list he’s given us. Mikey shares a full Trans-Siberian Orchestra-style Strokeified Christmas song called “Christmas With The Dammits”. Jenn makes us guess if elves are getting boned. And somewhere in the background, Stroke’s kid falls down the stairs mid-show. Happy Holidays, degenerates. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🧠 Episode Breakdown Stuffed Peas and Pizza Piss Rants  Rear Naked Choke at Home Depot  Confessions Include: Doggy dick envy, mailbox robbery, cousin rimjobs, and a literal blowjob food psychic. Ding-Dong Ditch Assault  Jen’s “Smut or What” goes full Christmas porn  Ian’s Christmas Movie List starts chill... and then he puts Batman Returns on it. Someone tries to murder their grandma, the gun jams, and now they live togeth…

A professional phone sex operator joins the show and immediately traumatizes everyone with stories of locked dicks, cum bottles, humiliation kinks, and clients who pay extra just to cry. Stroke’s daughter questions the Black Santa takeover, Ian gets hustled with counterfeit silver, and everyone tests out the phrase "ovary walls" on their partners with disturbingly horny results. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🧠 Episode Breakdown • Stroke brings a new Black Santa to the collection and gets culturally reclassified. • Mikey retells a school nativity play gone full James Earl Jones. • Ian accepts a karaoke bribe in the form of fake silver and exacts brutal revenge. • The gang texts their partners “ovary walls” and chaos (and back blowouts) ensue. • Listener voicemails include math pickup lines and a kid yelling “African American!” at the Boardwalk • A listener's girlfriend wants to swing, and nobody wants to be the ugly half. • “Misheard Lyrics” becomes th…

Black Santa has officially taken over the show, Stroke has turned his ancestry results into a full-blown lifestyle. The the crew calls 1-900 sex hotlines on-air, and Craigslist brings us Fairbanks, Alaska’s horniest citizens alive.  Florida Man destroys a Cybertruck, someone’s pussy weaponizes itself at a concert, a trio gets busted mid-noon delight at Winn-Dixie, and confessions escalate from “Ian isn’t cute” to “I nut on faces for emotional regulation.”  Lawyer Rick shows up immediately after placenta talk because this show has no god. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🧠 Episode Breakdown • Mikey melts down because he cannot physically begin the show without saying “Episode 55.” • Stroke unveils a full catalog of Black Santas from CVS and his house now looks like Beyoncé's multiverse. • Ian gets double-charged at a restaurant by what Stroke calls “that damn cracker,” prompting late-night drunken bank-checking. • Jen mourns the loss of her stripper lights…

Episode 54 kicks off with the gang arguing about whether a naked Jimmy John’s founder sexually assaulted a shark, swings immediately into dolphin rape, and somehow ends up debating if humans should breathe through their assholes. Jen gets verbally waterboarded with a listener’s “moist pussy” R&B track, a 12-year-old’s titty wizard gets an art critique, and Campbell’s Soup catches shit after their executive calls all their customers poor. It’s deranged, it’s beautiful, and it’s exactly what you sick Dammits signed up for. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🧠 EPISODE BREAKDOWN • The crew debates Black Santa, Big Nick Energy, and Stroke’s new pimp-Santa cane. • A listener’s song reveals the philosophical horror that “every hand has held a dick.” • A debate erupts on whether feeding scrambled eggs back to chickens is “period cannibalism.” • The gang discusses “dirt squirrels” evolving into potential new mascots like sand walruses and sand otters. • Stroke celebrat…

Thanksgiving is ruined the second Stroke waddles in wearing a turkey costume. Jen’s back on her anti-moist crusade. Ian brings back “Who Said It?” and loves reminding everyone how insane they are. Mikey accidentally offends every race, religion, and gender. There’s a Florida threesome gone sideways, a listener’s explosive diarrhea in the shower, and a sex song from Stroke’s girlfriend that might singlehandedly give the pilgrims PTSD. Plus: turkeys from helicopters, diaper violence, and the most disgusting confession of the year....so far. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. • Confessions include: Porn revenge crimes, strip club poop disasters, cheating justifications, and one guy crop-dusting arcade children at John's Incredible Pizza. • A Thanksgiving sex anthem  • Random Facts derail into Moses, circumcision stand-offs, and who licked the first toad. • Florida Man news includes: ATM forklift heists, egg debates turned gunfire, and a TikTok nudist challenge wit…

The crew opens Thanksgiving week by cannonballing straight into Stroke nearly drowning in face-sitting when a 7 a.m. creeper tried to recruit him and his GF for a threesome. From there it only gets dumber: McRib betrayal, gas-station Cuban sandwiches, a cat licking its own asshole on Jen’s car, voicemails from unhinged dammits, and a Smurf-themed musical that nobody asked for. Then comes a parade of cheaters, panic-attack manipulators, Roblox predators, period-blood skincare, and two idiots trying to conquer Haiti with a homeless army.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🧠 Episode Breakdown • A Gravy Slut turkey-costume video is confusing  • Jen explains the Emo’s Not Dead cruise and the crew immediately spirals into “we sponsor a flamingo at a zoo” fantasies, including branding a tortoise shell with the NTDS logo. • Voicemails include: DP Jeff torturing Jen with “moist,” a dude contemplating the gayness of sucking his own dick, and another listener announcing he’s…

Mikey drops a brand-new Strokeified track, and it’s so nasty it might violate community guidelines. Then somehow, things get worse. From ass print forensics to church sermons about butt hygiene, the crew spirals into a full breakdown of poop physics, drone shootdowns, HOA cone wars, and legal advice that may or may not hold up in court. A guy hides in a porta potty, a dog fires a shotgun, and someone confesses to farting so hard they woke their girlfriend. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast! 🎨 Ass Facts explores butt fingerprinting, painted starfish, and a potential CSI crossover. 🐶 Florida or Not includes: • A staged carjacking to avoid shopping • A porta-potty standoff with pants down and wooden stakes • A man shot by his own dog • A 107mph Little Caesars run • Golf course destruction with a pickup • Murder instructions from a cockroach 📜 Legal Q&A …

Episode 50 and we thought, “Hey, let’s do this one LIVE.” Bad idea? Maybe. Hilarious trainwreck? Absolutely. This one’s got listener voicemails, live comments, dream sex with Ian, confessions involving drive-in theater vomit, and the debut of a new romantic classic: “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt.” Jenn gives us WTF News, Ian brings a Top 10 List that’s… something, and we wrap with the worst game ever invented: Like A Second Song. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. • A listener wrote an actual song about Ian • Mikey drops the world premiere of the new Strokeified anthem, “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt” • Voicemails include dreams, dunk tanks, and violent karaoke bar brawls with pool balls • One listener forgot a butt plug was still in until it launched into a toilet like a gunshot • Jenn reports on the Duck Guy jerking off in public during WTF News and we all feel unsafe …

t’s our 50th episode and for some reason… we decided to do it LIVE. Brace yourself for whatever the hell this ends up being: 📞 voicemails & comments 🎤 A listener-submitted tribute song to Ian (he definitely didn’t ask for it) 🍑 A brand new Strokeified banger about putting things in your butt 📰 WTF News, because the internet refuses to chill 📝 Ian’s new list… which will probably be terrible. 💩 Another round of Damn Problems where your dysfunction becomes our content 🎶 And a new old game: Like a Second Song 👇 Wanna support the madness? 🎧 Listen on Spotify, Apple, or whatever shady app you use 📺 Watch the full uncensored video + bonus segments on Patreon 💚 Brought to you by Green Frog Delivery – the official weed plug of NTDS. Use code DAMMIT for 20% off. 🛒 Grab some merch or join the Damn Fam at NotThatDamnShow.com 📱 Follow us everywhere @NotThatDamnShow 📬 Got a problem? Confess. Got a list? Bring it. Got a brain? Use it. 🤫 Leave Your confessions here https://ngl.link/notthatdamn…

t’s our 50th episode and for some reason… we decided to do it LIVE. Brace yourself for whatever the hell this ends up being: 📞 voicemails & comments 🎤 A listener-submitted tribute song to Ian (he definitely didn’t ask for it) 🍑 A brand new Strokeified banger about putting things in your butt 📰 WTF News, because the internet refuses to chill 📝 Ian’s new list… which will probably be terrible. 💩 Another round of Damn Problems where your dysfunction becomes our content 🎶 And a new old game: Like a Second Song 👇 Wanna support the madness? 🎧 Listen on Spotify, Apple, or whatever shady app you use 📺 Watch the full uncensored video + bonus segments on Patreon 💚 Brought to you by Green Frog Delivery – the official weed plug of NTDS. Use code DAMMIT for 20% off. 🛒 Grab some merch or join the Damn Fam at NotThatDamnShow.com 📱 Follow us everywhere @NotThatDamnShow 📬 Got a problem? Confess. Got a list? Bring it. Got a brain? Use it. 🤫 Leave Your confessions here https://ngl.link/notthatdamn…

Episode 49 is a masterclass in low-brow genius. Stroke’s obsessed with assholes, Ian’s defending freedom for naked chainsaw guys, Jenn’s fighting school drop-off rage, and Mikey’s trying to figure out how the hell they still have a podcast. There’s “Can We Stop” meltdowns, Florida Man’s bowel-related crime spree, and a Viking turd so legendary it deserves its own museum wing. Then the crew plays the new trivia game “Beat the Cock,” and everyone loses their dignity trying to answer before the rooster crows. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast! • Stroke unveils Ass Facts, a new educational series for degenerates. • Jenn’s mom-rage reaches DEFCON 1 • Ian explains why “Run, Forrest, Run” should be punishable by public shaming. • Mikey tries to stop the team from talking about poop. Fails instantly. • The gang debates tramp stamps, Chinese tattoos, and parental delusion in youth spo…

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Stroke’s d*ck broke a land-speed record this week. He’s two testosterone shots in and suddenly his girl needs an ice pack and a sabbatical. Meanwhile, Ian’s live bar performance of “No Wrong Hole” becomes a real "crowd pleaser" Jenn breaks the news about Starbucks bear riots, and Mikey tries to figure out why South Lake Tahoe is crying over a city seal. Then it gets dumber: – A stepmom finds the Pornhub tab open… and she’s the category. – A listener sends in a song about buying dicks with a credit card. – A guy runs a secret Instagram account just to simp in private and thinks that’s normal. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 🗣️ A guy ends a voicemail with one word: “moist.” Then hangs up. Power move. 🧻 Listener confesses he remembers only two phone numbers: his childhood home… and 916-312-DAMN. 📆 Dammit Nick complains that our merch is $19.99 and $20. We respond with spite pricing. $21.87, bitch. 🧂 Troy returns to the comments section to roast Jenn and Mikey… then confesses …

Back when Taco Bell was cheap, privacy was real, and you could punch a DJ without getting canceled. This clip from NOT That Damn Show is a full-blown nostalgia bomb: we’re talking Blockbuster Fridays, fanny packs being “hella gay” (but not in that way), concert tickets you actually had to stand in line for, and when Saturday morning cartoons raised us better than the school system. Stroke even reveals how he ended up shirtless and swinging fists on Jerry Springer. No joke. Peak 2000s trash TV. If you’re Gen X or a proud elder millennial, this list will hit you right in the soul—and if you're Gen Z, take notes. This is why we're built different. 🎙️ Listen to Not That Damn Show on Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts. 🔥 Get the full video podcast + exclusive songs and segments like “Strokefied” and “Digital Dick of the Week” by joining our Patreon: 👉 https://patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow – Become a Damn DP. #90sNostalgia #NotThatDamnShow #JerrySpringer #BurnedCDs

This one hits harder than a rollercoaster duck to the face. The gang fires shots at SeaWorld lawsuits, modern-day radio, and the death of privacy then Mikey drops the most accurate '90s nostalgia banger of all time. Stroke relives his Jerry Springer trauma, Ian becomes a wet dream, and Jenn freezes like a malfunctioning OnlyFans stream. Plus, Florida brings us coke-snorting teachers, naked intruders, duck-induced lawsuits, and a dude smashing pumpkins because the internet hurt his feelings. Also, someone tracked their wife. And it might be legal. What the fuck? • 🎤 Stroke’s Jerry Springer clip resurfaces—shirtless, pissed, and fully white trash • 💊 Florida teacher shows up to class on coke, lets kids hit her vape, then sells snacks. Capitalism. • 💩 Naked Florida man breaks in, poops on patio, writes “blessed and drugs” in shit • 🤯 Listener confesses to fantasizing about Stroke’s girlfriend (yes, re…

In this clip from episode 46 of Not That Damn Show Stroke finally snaps. After Jenn’s viral list about why men suck, Stroke delivers his brutally honest "Top 10 Reasons Why Women Piss Men Off.” From taking 2 hours to get ready to holding the pu—never mind, you'll see... It’s raw, unfiltered, and just the kind of thing that’ll get this podcast demonetized. 🧼 Silent treatment? Weaponized vaginas? Bathroom doors wide open? Yeah... we cover it all. Plus: Pillow hoarding psychology, grocery store trauma, the war on choosing dinner, and why the hell she asks how she looks if we can’t tell the truth anyway. It’s NOT about hating women. It’s about being real. And Stroke? He’s real AF. 📢 Support the show, grab merch, and stream all episodes: 👉 https://www.NOTTDS.com 👕 Hit up the Damn Store for that “Free the Pussy” shirt! 👇 Comment your favorite part, tag a friend, or tell us what you hate about the opposite sex. Subscribe for more real-ass podcasting from America’s Loudest Podcast.