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More like Intrusive Thoughts 🤮
Nov. 12, 2025

More like Intrusive Thoughts 🤮

Let that haunt your dreams 🤮 šŸŽ§ Listen to the full episode of Not That Damn Show now on all podcast platforms šŸ“ŗ Get the uncensored video and bonus content on Patreon.#NTDS #NotThatDamnShow #PodcastClip #ComedyPodcast #PelosiRetirement
Bass Akwards Songs
Nov. 11, 2025

Bass Akwards Songs

Is it a dumb game? Yes. Better than anything on the radio? Also yes. šŸŽ§ Play Bass Ackwards on Episode 48 of Not That Damn Show — out now on all podcast platforms.šŸŽ„ Full uncensored video + bonus shit on Patreon.NotTDS.com #NTDS #NotThatDamnShow #GuessTheSong #PodcastClip #Comedy
38 Bangs and a Coffee Enema | Ep 48
Nov. 11, 2025

38 Bangs and a Coffee Enema | Ep 48

Stroke’s d*ck broke a land-speed record this week. He’s two testosterone shots in and suddenly his girl needs an ice pack and a sabbatical. Meanwhile, Ian’s live bar performance of ā€œNo Wrong Holeā€ becomes a real "crowd pleaser" Jenn breaks the news about Starbucks bear riots, and Mikey tries to figure out why South Lake Tahoe is crying over a city seal.Then it gets dumber:– A stepmom finds the Pornhub tab open… and she’s the category.– A listener sends in a song about buying dicks with a credit card.– A guy runs a secret Instagram account just to simp in private and thinks that’s normal.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.šŸ—£ļø A guy ends a voicemail with one word: ā€œmoist.ā€ Then hangs up. Power move.🧻 Listener confesses he remembers only two phone numbers: his childhood home… and 916-312-DAMN.šŸ“† Dammit Nick complains that our merch is $19.99 and $20. We respond with spite pricing. $21.87, bitch.šŸ§‚ Troy returns to the comments section to roast Jenn and Mikey… then confesses …
Things We Miss From the 90s
Nov. 7, 2025

Things We Miss From the 90s

Back when Taco Bell was cheap, privacy was real, and you could punch a DJ without getting canceled.This clip from NOT That Damn Show is a full-blown nostalgia bomb: we’re talking Blockbuster Fridays, fanny packs being ā€œhella gayā€ (but not in that way), concert tickets you actually had to stand in line for, and when Saturday morning cartoons raised us better than the school system.Stroke even reveals how he ended up shirtless and swinging fists on Jerry Springer. No joke. Peak 2000s trash TV.If you’re Gen X or a proud elder millennial, this list will hit you right in the soul—and if you're Gen Z, take notes. This is why we're built different.šŸŽ™ļø Listen to Not That Damn Show on Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts.šŸ”„ Get the full video podcast + exclusive songs and segments like ā€œStrokefiedā€ and ā€œDigital Dick of the Weekā€ by joining our Patreon:šŸ‘‰ https://patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow – Become a Damn DP.#90sNostalgia #NotThatDamnShow #JerrySpringer #BurnedCDs
The Internet is Broken and So Are We | Ep 47
Nov. 6, 2025

The Internet is Broken and So Are We | Ep 47

This one hits harder than a rollercoaster duck to the face. The gang fires shots at SeaWorld lawsuits, modern-day radio, and the death of privacy then Mikey drops the most accurate '90s nostalgia banger of all time. Stroke relives his Jerry Springer trauma, Ian becomes a wet dream, and Jenn freezes like a malfunctioning OnlyFans stream. Plus, Florida brings us coke-snorting teachers, naked intruders, duck-induced lawsuits, and a dude smashing pumpkins because the internet hurt his feelings. Also, someone tracked their wife. And it might be legal. What the fuck?• šŸŽ¤ Stroke’s Jerry Springer clip resurfaces—shirtless, pissed, and fully white trash• šŸ’Š Florida teacher shows up to class on coke, lets kids hit her vape, then sells snacks. Capitalism.• šŸ’© Naked Florida man breaks in, poops on patio, writes ā€œblessed and drugsā€ in shit• 🤯 Listener confesses to fantasizing about Stroke’s girlfriend (yes, re…
Women, Please Stop Doing These 10 Things 🤬
Nov. 4, 2025

Women, Please Stop Doing These 10 Things 🤬

In this clip from episode 46 of Not That Damn Show Stroke finally snaps.After Jenn’s viral list about why men suck, Stroke delivers his brutally honest "Top 10 Reasons Why Women Piss Men Off.ā€ From taking 2 hours to get ready to holding the pu—never mind, you'll see... It’s raw, unfiltered, and just the kind of thing that’ll get this podcast demonetized.🧼 Silent treatment? Weaponized vaginas? Bathroom doors wide open?Yeah... we cover it all.Plus: Pillow hoarding psychology, grocery store trauma, the war on choosing dinner, and why the hell she asks how she looks if we can’t tell the truth anyway.It’s NOT about hating women. It’s about being real. And Stroke? He’s real AF.šŸ“¢ Support the show, grab merch, and stream all episodes:šŸ‘‰ https://www.NOTTDS.comšŸ‘• Hit up the Damn Store for that ā€œFree the Pussyā€ shirt!šŸ‘‡ Comment your favorite part, tag a friend, or tell us what you hate about the opposite sex.Subscribe for more real-ass podcasting from America’s Loudest Podcast.
NTDS: Neglected Tropical Disease Show | Ep 46
Nov. 4, 2025

NTDS: Neglected Tropical Disease Show | Ep 46

We found out Google thinks our show is about dengue fever and dick rash. That tracks. From there it only gets dumber. This episode has it all: karaoke rage, foot fetish crimes, hangover confessions, and a brand-new Strokeified banger — the Dirt Squirrel National Anthem. Also, someone scheduled sex like it’s a fuckin’ dental cleaning. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.ā€¢šŸ¦  NTDS vs. NTDS — The crew discovers they’re fighting SEO against tropical diseases like ā€œChagasā€ and ā€œdungy fever.ā€ā€¢ 🄓 Hangover Jen — Sunglasses, puke bucket, zero regrets.• šŸŽ¤ Karaoke Vigilante Strikes Again — Ian goes full rage-DJ on mic-grabbers and drunk idiots.• šŸ‘  Shoe Bandits & Butt-Legos — WTF News gets uncomfortably specific.• šŸ›ļø Stroke’s 10 Reasons Women Are the Worst • šŸ“† Calendar Sex is Real šŸ’Œ Damn Problems One listener finds out she’s the side chick.…
Top Worst Halloween Candies
Oct. 31, 2025

Top Worst Halloween Candies

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Top 10 WORST Halloween Candies
Oct. 30, 2025

Top 10 WORST Halloween Candies

The Breakdown returns—because Ian decided Halloween needed to be ruined. From candy corn to banana Runts, we tear apart his ā€œTop 10 Worst Halloween Candiesā€ list while debating who actually buys this sugary garbage.šŸŽ§ Watch the full episode of NOT That Damn Show for more candy fights, confessions, and probably therapy-worthy moments.šŸ‘‰ Listen On all podcast platforms. šŸ‘‰Support: patreon.com/notthedamnshowšŸŽƒ Follow: YouTube.com/@NOTThatDamnShow🐸 Sponsored by: GreenFrogDelivery.com (Promo code DAMMIT to save money)#NOTThatDamnShow #HalloweenCandy #Top10 #ComedyPodcast #PodcastClips
Pixie Stix and Prison Time | Ep 45
Oct. 30, 2025

Pixie Stix and Prison Time | Ep 45

The gang returns with another unfiltered round of oversharing — poop confessions, weird hygiene talk, astrology nonsense, and an honest debate about which Halloween candy belongs in hell. Craig’s Lust makes a filthy comeback, someone learns what ā€œsugaringā€ really means, and it all ends in snacks, shame, and laughter.🚨 Today on America’s Loudest Podcast:šŸ’© Poop stories and post-wipe routines nobody needed.🧼 The horror of ā€œsugaringā€ explained in too much detail.šŸ”® Astrology talk that goes absolutely nowhere.šŸ¬ The official Halloween candy tier list gets violent.šŸ”„ Craig’s Lust returns for another sticky disaster.šŸš— Digital Dumpster Fire: baby, car, chaos.šŸŖ Cookie crimes and munchie confessions.šŸŽ§ Subscribe & WatchNew episodes Tuesdays and Thursdays — audio & video.šŸ‘‰ ThatDamnShow.comšŸ’ø Join the Damn Fam on PatreonFull video episodes, bonus content, AI songs, and more.šŸ‘‰ patreon.com/ThatDamnShowThis episode is brought to you by Green Frog Delivery — Sacramento’s favorite way to get…
Top 10 Things Men Do That Piss Women Off (According to Jenn)
Oct. 28, 2025

Top 10 Things Men Do That Piss Women Off (According to Jenn)

The gang lets Jen cook. She brought a list… and receipts.From ā€œpassenger-princess GPS dutyā€ to dryer-mummified laundry, here are the Top 10 things men do that make women rage-text the group chat. Vote on the worst, roast us in the comments, and yes, Mikey earned at least three of these.New full video + audio every Tuesday and Thursday. Want the full show, BTS, Strokeified songs and more? Join Patreon and support America’s Loudest Podcast.šŸŽ§ Watch/Listen:• Full episodes + extras: https://patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow• Audio only: Spotify, Apple, everywhere
Top 10 Guitarists… Apparently | The Gang Reacts
Oct. 24, 2025

Top 10 Guitarists… Apparently | The Gang Reacts

This is NOT our list.Let’s just get that out of the way before you start screaming in the comments about Stevie Ray or Synyster Gates.We’re breaking down someone else’s ā€œTop 10 Greatest Guitarists of All Timeā€ — and like most of these internet lists, it’s a mix of legends, snubs, and some choices that feel like they were made by a drunk uncle at Guitar Center.šŸŽø Hendrix? Obviously.šŸŽø Van Halen? Mandatory.šŸŽø Prince? Hell yes.šŸŽø Ace Frehley? Uhhhh…Watch us react, roast, and rant our way through this questionable countdown — and tell us who you think belongs on the REAL Top 10.šŸ“¢ This is part of our podcast – full video episodes drop every Tuesday and Thursday on Patreon.Get more at NotTDS.com
The Gang Gets Sugared | Ep 42
Oct. 22, 2025

The Gang Gets Sugared | Ep 42

The gang slides face-first into Episode 42 with pumpkin patch PTSD, death comets, and two new contenders for the horniest songs of all time. It’s definitely not family-friendly... unless your family’s into docking, vasectomy stories, or Elk Grove Kia jingles.This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:• šŸŽƒ Mikey & 2N watch the Goonies in a field of genital-wart-covered pumpkins• šŸ† 2 new Strokeifieds ā€œThe Power of My Dickā€ — a New Dicks on the Block classic & Organic Vagina (nobody asked for this)• šŸ’š Damn It Jessica returns with the filthiest song we've ever played• 🚨 WTF News: Alien motherships, $20K pumpkins, and murder in a Tesla• šŸ”„ Breakdown: Top 10 Guitarists of All Time — who made it, who got snubbed, and why Slash deserved better• 🧼 Smut or What? – Featuring Brazilian massages, anime girls running, desk-humping, and something called ā€œsoakingā€ā€¢ …
The Gang Kills the Tooth Fairy | Ep 41
Oct. 17, 2025

The Gang Kills the Tooth Fairy | Ep 41

šŸŽ§ Today on America’s Loudest Podcast, things get uncomfortably hilarious FAST. From thermoses shoved up asses to 100 bloody tampons thrown on a lawn, this episode is equal parts felony and freakshow. This is America, People.. Its not us. The gang debates:• What to do if your girl’s OBGYN is a smoke show šŸ‘Øā€āš•ļøšŸ”„ā€¢ Is it ever okay to NOT tell your spouse about old nudes?• The Digital Dick of the Week showdown: Notebook Rape Threat Guy vs. Bodybag Halloween Psycho šŸŽƒšŸ““ā€¢ A Florida man turns his colon into a coffee thermos ā˜•ļøšŸ‘ā€¢ Public brawls, dildo poetry, face tattoos, and a full roundup of felons who look like they bathe in meth šŸ§¼šŸ”„Plus:• Stroke ranks lowest in a gay dude’s smash listThis episode is proudly sponsored by:• 🐸 GreenFrogDelivery.com (https://greenfrogdelivery.com/) — Save 20% with code DAMMIT• šŸŗ Infusio…
The Gang Is Back and Slightly Less Terrible | Ep 40
Oct. 16, 2025

The Gang Is Back and Slightly Less Terrible | Ep 40

After a week off, the NTDS crew limps into episode 40 with questionable energy, AI-generated pussy anthems, and a jingle countdown no one asked for. It’s weird. It’s immature. It’s slightly less terrible.šŸŽ¶ Mikey drops two new songs: ā€œThe Power of Pussyā€ (Country vs. Pop). One is giving Reba, the other is giving Kesha on mushrooms. You vote, winner goes on Strokeified Vol. 2.šŸ‘©ā€šŸŽ¤ ā€œGirl or Metalheadā€ returns. The hair is flowing. The confusion is real.🧠 Jenn delivers WTF News: a murder over not saying thank you, $600K fortune teller scammers, and a serious convo on California’s end-of-life law.šŸŖž Stroke is prepping for his Patreon-mandated butthole wax and has officially started mirror reconnaissance.šŸŽµ The gang breaks down the most brain-destroying jingles of all time... including the return of the Elk Grove Kia earworm.šŸ’¬ Listener voicemails get roasted. One guy is deeply upset with Mikey. We don’t care.šŸ—³ļø Vote in the Spotify poll: Which Power of Pussy song slaps hard…
The Gang Hires a Lawyer, Talks Porn Instead | Ep 39
Oct. 8, 2025

The Gang Hires a Lawyer, Talks Porn Instead | Ep 39

Wanna know what happens when four degenerates with low testosterone and bad judgment get together to solve legal dilemmas, talk porn algorithms, and debate the ethics of peeing yourself for Nine Inch Nails? Welcome to Episode 39.🧠 Ian drops Random Facts about signal lights, milk, medieval words, and porn search stats.🄵 Mikey diagnoses everyone with Irritable Male Syndrome, aka Male PMS, and the crew takes the highly scientific IMS symptom quiz like broken middle-aged men in denial.🧼 The waxing countdown is on: Stroke’s ass will be waxed soon. But first, can we find a waxer willing to handle his...situation?šŸ† We talk gangbang queens, mommy milkers, foot-fucking for gay men, and whether Jenn would be a total man whore if she had a dick (spoiler: yes).But it's not all foot fetishes and male menopausešŸ§‘ā€āš–ļø The episode, we welcome our new show lawyer for the first-ever "Rick In The Law" segment:• Can you sue your ex for giving you herpes?• …
Don’t put drunk raccoons in your butt
Oct. 2, 2025

Don’t put drunk raccoons in your butt

Please don’t put drunk raccoons in your butt šŸŽ§ Full episode available on Spotify and all podcast platforms šŸ“ŗ Get the uncensored video version on Patreon NotTDS.com #ntds #notthatdamnshow #trashpanda #podcastclip #weirdfacts
Did they die?
Oct. 1, 2025

Did they die?

One of the worst game ideas ever… or is it genius? šŸŽ§ Full episode on Spotify + video on PatreonšŸ‘‰ Watch, vote, and cringe: nottds.com#NotThatDamnShow #deadoralive #DarkHumor #PodcastClips #NTDS
How to Make a Cowboy Cry & Other Life Skills | Ep 38
Oct. 1, 2025

How to Make a Cowboy Cry & Other Life Skills | Ep 38

Cowboys cry. Raccoons get drunk. And someone’s dad might be cheating on Instagram. Episode 38 of America’s Loudest Podcast delivers the most unhinged game segment yet and a confessional pile of emotional damage you can’t unsee. Also: ass swabs. For real.šŸ’„ Stroke makes a grown-ass cowboy cry in a karaoke bar, then drops science about raccoons in buttholes. Yes, you read that right.šŸ’„ Ian gets philosophical about dick pics, balls, and breast milk all in one segment.šŸ’„ Jenn brings WTF News including zombie squirrels, fart spray attacks, drunk raccoons, and a fungal superbug so nasty it requires a literal ass swab test.šŸ’„ Mikey introduces ā€œDid They Die?ā€ — the worst game ever — where the crew watches intense video clips and tries to guess who survived. It’s dark. It’s wrong. It’s glorious.šŸ’„ Plus: Digital Dick of the Week pits DoorDash Dahmer against Boiler Bus Bandit — a Motel murderer vs. a 75-year-old school bus driver who tried to cook kids alive. Vote now on Spotify.šŸ’„ And in Damn …
We Broke the Seal (and the Internet) | Ep 37
Sept. 27, 2025

We Broke the Seal (and the Internet) | Ep 37

America’s Loudest Podcast returns with whale handjobs, strip club lies, and a scuba-suited Florida Man who pulled off the most badass Disney robbery of all time. Episode 37 is a sweaty mess of skunk beer, disappearing dogs, and confessions that probably require a legal team.šŸ’„ Stroke brings Florida Man madness involving meth, sea turtle eggs, and flying children.šŸ’„ Ian hits us with random facts no one asked for, like how Hitler got a Nobel Peace nod and why your beer smells like roadkill.šŸ’„ Jen turns mustard bottles into erotica during ā€œSmut or What?ā€šŸ’„ Mikey reads Confessions feature drive-by ex-stalking, secret Snapchats from the boss, and one guy who jerked it in his girlfriend’s mom’s bathroom — because of course he did.šŸ’„ And in Digital Dumpster Fire: a violinist KO’s a stranger, a subway pisser marks her territory, and a high school football player channeling WWE breaks a kid’s back.šŸŽ„ Watch the full episode (with all the offending visuals) on Patreon. If you're not in the Damn Fa…
We need help …
Sept. 24, 2025

We need help …

Just another wholesome family-friendly conversation about spontaneous poop and why this show should come with a psychological warning label.šŸŽ„ Watch the full unfiltered video version + get exclusive segments only on PatreonšŸŽ§ Audio drops free every Wednesday & Friday on Spotify and all platformsšŸ’© Join the Damn Fam and support independent wrongness at NotTDS.Com #NotThatDamnShow #PodcastClips #candidconversations #comedypodcast #ntds
The Village Idiot Drives a Cybertruck | Ep 36
Sept. 24, 2025

The Village Idiot Drives a Cybertruck | Ep 36

Episode 36 of NOT That Damn Show is pure gasoline on the dumpster fire. Mikey and his family almost get family T-boned by a Cybertruck douchelord, Stroke debates whether his asshole waxing is medical or sexual, and Jenn admits she got fired for the ā€œhard Rā€ without ever saying it.The crew dives headfirst into Jimmy Kimmel’s spectacular fall, why late-night TV is DOA, and the corporate/advertiser chokehold that makes ā€œfree speechā€ a punchline. WTF News serves up a singer with a corpse in his Tesla, porn stars getting punched at meet-and-greets, and Costco toilet paper riots. Toss in ā€œWhat’s Their Damage?ā€, the new game of public meltdowns, and you’ve got America’s Loudest Podcast at its absolute glory.Leave Your confessions here https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowQuick shoutout to the people dumb enough to support this mess:Green Frog Delivery (https://greenfrogdelivery.com/) – they bring you weed faster than Elon’s midlife crisis Cybertruck. Use promo code DAMMIT to save 20%…
Florida Man vs Vagina Pants | Ep 35
Sept. 24, 2025

Florida Man vs Vagina Pants | Ep 35

Stroke’s dodging Facebook death threats, Target’s out here selling pants with built-in vagina lips, and somehow we end up in a full debate about whether our d**ks qualify as ā€œpretty.ā€Along the way we run into a woman blasting her neighbor with a flare gun, a lady who registered her dog to vote, squirrels that jerk it for fun, and a Craigslist couple recruiting for their 100-man urinal fantasy league.Then we break down the worst products ever made, from exploding blenders to killer airbags, before wrapping it all up with dumpster-fire videos that prove humanity is circling the drain.šŸ‘‰ Like, follow, share, and tell a friend their baby’s ugly.šŸ‘‰ Send anonymous confessions at ngl.link/notthatdamnshow (https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow) šŸ‘‰ Leave a voicemail: 916-312-DAMNšŸ‘‰ Full uncensored video + bonus content: NotTDS.com (https://www.nottds.com/join/) šŸ”„ Green Frog Delivery — Weed at your door. Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com (https://greenfrogdelivery.com/) šŸŗ Infus…
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