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Jenn’s still gone and within minutes the show derails into emo sex cruises, hypothetical dildo merch, Craigslist freak mapping, and a brand-new life lesson that pulling your pants down is sometimes the fastest way to end a confrontation. Add in bleach-laced spaghetti, karaoke bans over ten dollars, stolen landmark flags, Walmart reality glitches, Arnie States joins the show to calmly explains how radio lawyers killed creativity while also pitching stand-up comedy about things no lawyer would ever approve. This episode wanders, spirals, overshares, and somehow still lands on abandoned mattress calendars and dick-shaped light switches. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸Get tickets to see Arnie at The Boardwalk HERE (https://app.opendate.io/e/an-evening-with-arnie-states-live-may-23-2026-657326) 👕 Shirt of the MonthOne shirt. One month. Then it’s gone and you’re stuck buying the leftovers like a loser.🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something You’d N…

Stroke exposes his balls (again), Ian lays out all the lies your parents fed you, and Mikey declares war on fake work marriages. Also, we investigate the science of dick elasticity, the revenge potential of a Wendy’s cup, and why everyone on the internet needs to be tased. Jenn’s out on a cruise, but the testosterone is flowing, along with violent sex confessions, sad vape dads, and another Florida Man baptism in dumbassery.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.• Stroke shares a traumatizing hotel room incident involving the “mouse on the trampoline” technique and a very unlucky housekeeper..• Ian drops 10 childhood lies that were complete horseshit, from gum myths to the bullshit about the Great Wall of China being visible from space.• Florida Man does donuts at a Jehovah’s Witness church on a first date. Because Florida.• Mikey blows up the concept of “work wives” and goes full scorched earth on del…

Stroke’s married, Ian’s bitter, and Mikey’s rethinking friendship contracts. Jenn’s out getting one of her Ns removed (finally), so the boys spiral into poop-launching massage parlor arrests, Craigslust, and getting real about just how damn old they’ve become. Also: Copper thieves cripple Sacramento transit, nobody wants Ian at their wedding, and Reno is full of freaks. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.• Jenn’s missing in action due to a mysterious medical “N removal,” and the gang immediately spirals without female supervision.• A Defuniak Springs massage parlor owner weaponizes her poop to avoid arrest (actual Florida police report quote: “defecating toward the officer”).• Sacramento’s Gold Line was shut down by a copper-stealing crackhead who probably netted $50 and a Subway sandwich.• Haters still obsessed with the show — and Stroke drops the truth about white-label turkey brine and fake “rad…

Why did we stop putting babies in cages outside apartment windows? That was peak American innovation. 🇺🇸Also…. no, don’t shake your baby 👶Full episode is up. Link in bio or go to NotTDS.com.More inappropriate parenting tips and terrible advice await.#NTDS #NotThatDamnShow #parentinghumor #darkcomedy #wrongbutfunny

You ever find yourself inventing vagina breath strips and betting on poultry to shit on a number while judging prison inmates for murder and theft? No? Then you’re not living right. In this episode, we do all of that and way too much more. By the time the felon dating game hits, it’s already too late to back out. One woman’s in for burglary. Another for homicide. And we all still picked her. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 Grab Our ShitPerfect for bingo, jail visits, or disappointing your dad:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something Fucked UpYou’ve done worse than us. Prove it:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowRate, review, subscribe, like, follow, or go touch grass.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottdsWant to see our faces while we shame each other publicly?🎥 Full video + exclusive extras at: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowChicken Shit Bingo prison dating game vag t…

This episode is like an emotional handjob that ends with someone shoving a shampoo bottle up their ass. We start with everybody feeling feelings — like real, ugly cry-type shit — and just when you think we might be growing as people, we immediately go full brain rot. Grave-robbing psychopaths? Check. Cops turning into frogs? Yep. Federal butthole report? Hell yes. Then it’s open season on hate comments, the bitter trolls finally get their time to shine while we drag their sad little Reddit fingers through the dirt. And we wrap it up with “Who Had the Worst Week” – Dammit Edition, where one listener spirals so hard we almost call a hotline. It’s sincere. It’s disturbing. It’s aggressively dumb.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.👕 Grab Our ShitBuy merch that’ll get you kicked out of family events:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/💌 Confess Something Fucked UpSend us your anonymous confessions. We won’t judge (much):🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshowLike, Follow, Subsc…

The confessions came in hot — one about Christmas car sex with an ex, one about getting “moist” from our lawyer's voice, and a truly tragic Bingo-related grievance. That set the tone. Then it spiraled into Yelp vengeance, a full Chicken Shit Bingo tangent, and one of the dumbest games we’ve ever played: AI Fart or Real Fart?. Things were said. Lives were changed. Farrell’s Ice Cream may never recover. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.• Listener says Lawyer Rick’s voice made them “moist.” No one recovers.• Farrell’s Ice Cream is possibly dead because of a Yelp review from one of us. No regrets.• Bingo comes up. Not normal bingo. Chicken shit bingo.• Confession of ex-wife car sex on Christmas Day — bonus: she’s remarried.• Another listener blew out two women in one night at Ms. Newby’s and wanted us to know.• Grandma’s still fucking the man who brings her…

The show’s back and somehow dumber than ever. Stroke got engaged, then immediately waxed his asshole. The Celebrity Death Pool is back with wild card picks and 10 times more disrespect. From California gun rulings and Bangkok coffin resurrections to shamans stating the obvious, prison drone surf-and-turf and STD-sounding dinosaurs — nothing in this episode lands clean, and that’s exactly how we like it. Add voicemails, Reddit hate, dog-related bedroom trauma, and the quiet realization that everyone on this show is probably already flagged by multiple federal agencies. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.🧠 Episode Breakdown• Season Two officially launches with the Dirt Squirrel mascot discussion and a debate about never changing the intro song• Stroke announces his engagement while also explaining a same-week butthole wax, manicure, and Santa costume logistics• The return of Celebrity Death Picks includes point scor…

It’s the final episode of the year and the show immediately spirals into Christmas outfits, Black Santa politics, Florida crimes, expired eggnog confessions, and a shocking amount of vagina-based drug transport. The gang reflects on 59 episodes of accidental success, revisits the dumbest and best moments of the year, and somehow ends up defending a man who eats raw hog meat on a sidewalk. There’s gratitude, there’s filth, there’s Florida, and there’s absolutely no plan.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸🧠 Episode Breakdown• Ian unveils a full “Top 10 Best Things NTDS Did This Year” list, including Black Santa Month, Dirt Squirrel, Stroke’s songs, and the NTDS party• A Florida woman hides anti-anxiety pills in her vagina during a DUI arrest, launching the “pussy pills” and “pussy smuggler” discussion• Confessions include role-playing as someone’s mother during sex, a mysterious 20-inch “weiner,” and someone shitting their pants from expired eggnog• Rick and the…

It’s the second-to-last episode of the year and nothing is festive except the murder songs. The gang spirals from Christmas movie arguments into porn logic, listener comments, cousin ethics, and a fan-submitted song literally titled “Cousin Fucker.” A Christmas rewrite of Goodbye Earl turns into a full slasher musical, WTF News delivers dead celebrities, sex offenders, and international orgy arrests, and Mikey explains why the holidays are the greatest excuse to not give a shit. Somewhere in the middle, people fight at Walmart, someone refuses a liver transplant, and everyone agrees Andy Dick should’ve stayed dead.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸🧠 Episode Breakdown• Ian gets called out for leaving A Christmas Story off his Christmas movie list, triggering a full argument about what even qualifies as a Christmas movie• Listener comments derail into discussions about sex ed childbirth videos shown to middle schoolers• …

Confessions hit a new low. Or high. Depends how you feel about cousin-throatf*cking, blowjob-based food psychics, and judging your self-worth by your dog’s penis. Ian drops a top 10 Christmas movie list that isn’t as terrible as every other list he’s given us. Mikey shares a full Trans-Siberian Orchestra-style Strokeified Christmas song called “Christmas With The Dammits”. Jenn makes us guess if elves are getting boned. And somewhere in the background, Stroke’s kid falls down the stairs mid-show. Happy Holidays, degenerates.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.🧠 Episode BreakdownStuffed Peas and Pizza Piss Rants Rear Naked Choke at Home Depot Confessions Include: Doggy dick envy, mailbox robbery, cousin rimjobs, and a literal blowjob food psychic.Ding-Dong Ditch Assault Jen’s “Smut or What” goes full Christmas porn Ian’s Christmas Movie List starts chill... and then he puts Batman Returns on it.Someone tries to murder their grandma, the gun jams, and now they live togeth…

A professional phone sex operator joins the show and immediately traumatizes everyone with stories of locked dicks, cum bottles, humiliation kinks, and clients who pay extra just to cry. Stroke’s daughter questions the Black Santa takeover, Ian gets hustled with counterfeit silver, and everyone tests out the phrase "ovary walls" on their partners with disturbingly horny results.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.🧠 Episode Breakdown• Stroke brings a new Black Santa to the collection and gets culturally reclassified.• Mikey retells a school nativity play gone full James Earl Jones.• Ian accepts a karaoke bribe in the form of fake silver and exacts brutal revenge.• The gang texts their partners “ovary walls” and chaos (and back blowouts) ensue.• Listener voicemails include math pickup lines and a kid yelling “African American!” at the Boardwalk• A listener's girlfriend wants to swing, and nobody wants to be the ugly half.• “Misheard Lyrics” becomes th…

Black Santa has officially taken over the show, Stroke has turned his ancestry results into a full-blown lifestyle. The the crew calls 1-900 sex hotlines on-air, and Craigslist brings us Fairbanks, Alaska’s horniest citizens alive. Florida Man destroys a Cybertruck, someone’s pussy weaponizes itself at a concert, a trio gets busted mid-noon delight at Winn-Dixie, and confessions escalate from “Ian isn’t cute” to “I nut on faces for emotional regulation.” Lawyer Rick shows up immediately after placenta talk because this show has no god.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.🧠 Episode Breakdown• Mikey melts down because he cannot physically begin the show without saying “Episode 55.”• Stroke unveils a full catalog of Black Santas from CVS and his house now looks like Beyoncé's multiverse.• Ian gets double-charged at a restaurant by what Stroke calls “that damn cracker,” prompting late-night drunken bank-checking.• Jen mourns the loss of her stripper lights…

Episode 54 kicks off with the gang arguing about whether a naked Jimmy John’s founder sexually assaulted a shark, swings immediately into dolphin rape, and somehow ends up debating if humans should breathe through their assholes. Jen gets verbally waterboarded with a listener’s “moist pussy” R&B track, a 12-year-old’s titty wizard gets an art critique, and Campbell’s Soup catches shit after their executive calls all their customers poor.It’s deranged, it’s beautiful, and it’s exactly what you sick Dammits signed up for.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.🧠 EPISODE BREAKDOWN• The crew debates Black Santa, Big Nick Energy, and Stroke’s new pimp-Santa cane.• A listener’s song reveals the philosophical horror that “every hand has held a dick.”• A debate erupts on whether feeding scrambled eggs back to chickens is “period cannibalism.”• The gang discusses “dirt squirrels” evolving into potential new mascots like sand walruses and sand otters.• Stroke celebrat…

Thanksgiving is ruined the second Stroke waddles in wearing a turkey costume. Jen’s back on her anti-moist crusade. Ian brings back “Who Said It?” and loves reminding everyone how insane they are. Mikey accidentally offends every race, religion, and gender.There’s a Florida threesome gone sideways, a listener’s explosive diarrhea in the shower, and a sex song from Stroke’s girlfriend that might singlehandedly give the pilgrims PTSD. Plus: turkeys from helicopters, diaper violence, and the most disgusting confession of the year....so far.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.• Confessions include: Porn revenge crimes, strip club poop disasters, cheating justifications, and one guy crop-dusting arcade children at John's Incredible Pizza.• A Thanksgiving sex anthem • Random Facts derail into Moses, circumcision stand-offs, and who licked the first toad.• Florida Man news includes: ATM forklift heists, egg debates turned gunfire, and a TikTok nudist challenge wit…

The crew opens Thanksgiving week by cannonballing straight into Stroke nearly drowning in face-sitting when a 7 a.m. creeper tried to recruit him and his GF for a threesome.From there it only gets dumber: McRib betrayal, gas-station Cuban sandwiches, a cat licking its own asshole on Jen’s car, voicemails from unhinged dammits, and a Smurf-themed musical that nobody asked for. Then comes a parade of cheaters, panic-attack manipulators, Roblox predators, period-blood skincare, and two idiots trying to conquer Haiti with a homeless army. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.🧠 Episode Breakdown• A Gravy Slut turkey-costume video is confusing • Jen explains the Emo’s Not Dead cruise and the crew immediately spirals into “we sponsor a flamingo at a zoo” fantasies, including branding a tortoise shell with the NTDS logo.• Voicemails include: DP Jeff torturing Jen with “moist,” a dude contemplating the gayness of sucking his own dick, and another listener announcing he’s…

Mikey drops a brand-new Strokeified track, and it’s so nasty it might violate community guidelines. Then somehow, things get worse. From ass print forensics to church sermons about butt hygiene, the crew spirals into a full breakdown of poop physics, drone shootdowns, HOA cone wars, and legal advice that may or may not hold up in court. A guy hides in a porta potty, a dog fires a shotgun, and someone confesses to farting so hard they woke their girlfriend.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast!🎨 Ass Facts explores butt fingerprinting, painted starfish, and a potential CSI crossover.🐶 Florida or Not includes:• A staged carjacking to avoid shopping• A porta-potty standoff with pants down and wooden stakes• A man shot by his own dog• A 107mph Little Caesars run• Golf course destruction with a pickup• Murder instructions from a cockroach📜 Legal Q&A …

Episode 50 and we thought, “Hey, let’s do this one LIVE.”Bad idea? Maybe. Hilarious trainwreck? Absolutely. This one’s got listener voicemails, live comments, dream sex with Ian, confessions involving drive-in theater vomit, and the debut of a new romantic classic: “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt.” Jenn gives us WTF News, Ian brings a Top 10 List that’s… something, and we wrap with the worst game ever invented: Like A Second Song.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.• A listener wrote an actual song about Ian• Mikey drops the world premiere of the new Strokeified anthem, “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt”• Voicemails include dreams, dunk tanks, and violent karaoke bar brawls with pool balls• One listener forgot a butt plug was still in until it launched into a toilet like a gunshot• Jenn reports on the Duck Guy jerking off in public during WTF News and we all feel unsafe…

t’s our 50th episode and for some reason… we decided to do it LIVE.Brace yourself for whatever the hell this ends up being:📞 voicemails & comments 🎤 A listener-submitted tribute song to Ian (he definitely didn’t ask for it)🍑 A brand new Strokeified banger about putting things in your butt📰 WTF News, because the internet refuses to chill📝 Ian’s new list… which will probably be terrible. 💩 Another round of Damn Problems where your dysfunction becomes our content🎶 And a new old game: Like a Second Song👇 Wanna support the madness?🎧 Listen on Spotify, Apple, or whatever shady app you use📺 Watch the full uncensored video + bonus segments on Patreon💚 Brought to you by Green Frog Delivery – the official weed plug of NTDS. Use code DAMMIT for 20% off.🛒 Grab some merch or join the Damn Fam at NotThatDamnShow.com📱 Follow us everywhere @NotThatDamnShow📬 Got a problem? Confess. Got a list? Bring it. Got a brain? Use it.🤫 Leave Your confessions here https://ngl.link/notthatdamn…

t’s our 50th episode and for some reason… we decided to do it LIVE.Brace yourself for whatever the hell this ends up being:📞 voicemails & comments 🎤 A listener-submitted tribute song to Ian (he definitely didn’t ask for it)🍑 A brand new Strokeified banger about putting things in your butt📰 WTF News, because the internet refuses to chill📝 Ian’s new list… which will probably be terrible. 💩 Another round of Damn Problems where your dysfunction becomes our content🎶 And a new old game: Like a Second Song👇 Wanna support the madness?🎧 Listen on Spotify, Apple, or whatever shady app you use📺 Watch the full uncensored video + bonus segments on Patreon💚 Brought to you by Green Frog Delivery – the official weed plug of NTDS. Use code DAMMIT for 20% off.🛒 Grab some merch or join the Damn Fam at NotThatDamnShow.com📱 Follow us everywhere @NotThatDamnShow📬 Got a problem? Confess. Got a list? Bring it. Got a brain? Use it.🤫 Leave Your confessions here https://ngl.link/notthatdamn…

Episode 49 is a masterclass in low-brow genius. Stroke’s obsessed with assholes, Ian’s defending freedom for naked chainsaw guys, Jenn’s fighting school drop-off rage, and Mikey’s trying to figure out how the hell they still have a podcast. There’s “Can We Stop” meltdowns, Florida Man’s bowel-related crime spree, and a Viking turd so legendary it deserves its own museum wing. Then the crew plays the new trivia game “Beat the Cock,” and everyone loses their dignity trying to answer before the rooster crows. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast! • Stroke unveils Ass Facts, a new educational series for degenerates.• Jenn’s mom-rage reaches DEFCON 1 • Ian explains why “Run, Forrest, Run” should be punishable by public shaming.• Mikey tries to stop the team from talking about poop. Fails instantly.• The gang debates tramp stamps, Chinese tattoos, and parental delusion in youth spo…