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Dude that’s not yours 😳
June 5, 2025

Dude that’s not yours 😳

This dude picked up a random cat… and LICKED IT. Then just chucked it like yesterday’s leftovers and walked off like nothing happened.We have so many questions. Mostly: why tho?🎧 Stream the audio free anywhere you get podcasts.🎥 Watch the full video only on Patreon.💸 First month’s just $1—all of June.Join the Damn Fam or stream at NotTDS.com#RingCam #WeirdAF #CaughtOnCamera #PodcastClips #WTFisThis #notthatdamnshow #cat #catpeople #cats_of_youtube
Dick Guns & Digital Meltdowns | Ep 17
June 5, 2025

Dick Guns & Digital Meltdowns | Ep 17

Stroke nearly gets fired for accidentally recording the CEO of a major radio company.Some ex-drummer from that band Trapt is still publicly sobbing because seven years ago, the NTDS crew helped his wife get a divorce—on air.And meanwhile, a full-grown Facebook lunatic thinks Messenger is a federal offense and wants to fight Mikey in a Walmart parking lot.Welcome to Episode 17!Also:• 🔥 AI snitches and the jobs still safe from getting replaced• 🍆 Digital Dick of the Week• 🧨 The most banned, dangerous, lawsuit-worthy toys from your childhood• 🎙️ A co-host update that definitely won't make everyone happy• 📞 Your Voicemails & unhinged comments • 🎶 And another deeply inappropriate Strokeified banger: Put Your P**y on the Screen*💩 Poop Clean-Up by ScoopSharks → https://scoopsharks.comAlso: That Damn Night Out is coming.Live recording. Real prizes. Thunder Cover.No VIP section. No bullshit. Get your tickets before they’re gone.…
Six Chicks, One Shitshow | Ep 18
June 5, 2025

Six Chicks, One Shitshow | Ep 18

The Co-Host Search hits a turning point—and yeah, we had to break our own rules again.Things are getting real: six badass women made the cut, and it’s time to see who can survive a full episode with the guys without running for the hills.This week:• Full breakdown of the Top 6 picks—and why one of them may already be cursed• Voicemails, confessions, and comments straight from the Damn Fam• A brand-new Strokeified banger that’s pure #FuckTrapt• The Breakdown: Karaoke Choices That Could Start a Bar Fight• Dumpster Fire: Possible brain damage, definite bad decisions• A new Digital Dick of the Week gets crowned in glorious, embarrassing fashion• Plus: Craig's Lust, Damn Problems, and whatever Ian's malfunction was this time⚠️ Join our Patreon for only a $1 🎟️ Tickets, links, merch, and more at NotTDS.com (https://nottds.com/)
We Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Have Microphones | Ep 13
May 21, 2025

We Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Have Microphones | Ep 13

Episode 13 of NOT That Damn Show is proudly sponsored by ScoopSharks.com (https://ScoopSharks.com) – mention NTDS and get your first month of poop scooped for just $50! 🦴💩Get your tickets now for That Damn Night Out (Aug 30 at The Boardwalk) https://www.nottds.com/p/events/TDNO is sponsored by Elite Pool Tile Cleaning (https://www.elitepooltilecleaning.com/) This week, the crew is unhinged and fully loaded:• They torch some truly chaotic co-host applications• Check voicemails and read your comments • Play a savage game of "Hire or Fire?"• And update The Damn List with everything from internet challenges to Cheez-It dustbags.Stroke brings the Florida heat (and a Florida Man anthem), Ian dives deep into Craigslist depravity, and Mikey launches the Digital Dumpster Fire — featuring 5 of the most WTF videos on the internet, courtesy of Nipple Man™. Also: some unsolicited life advice, arg…
America’s Loudest Bad Influence | Ep 14
May 21, 2025

America’s Loudest Bad Influence | Ep 14

America’s Loudest Podcast is back with an episode full of wild internet drama, viral trends, unfiltered life advice, and the kind of stories you probably shouldn’t be listening to at work.Mikey, Ian, and Stroke dive into stalker DMs, poop-scooping startups, and the most uncomfortable listener messages we've ever received—including one about foot stuff (yep). They break down the viral “100 men vs gorilla” debate, rant about karaoke etiquette, and answer real-life problems from fans involving thirst traps at work and passive-aggressive roommates.Plus, we introduce our new game, “Why the F**k Would I Know That?”—where dumb questions get even dumber answers.We also drop some life coaching wisdom for the graduating class of 2025… because obviously, we’re the best people to be giving advice.🎟️ Don’t forget: Tickets are on sale now for That Damn Night Out (https://app.opendate.io/e/not-that-damn-show-podcast-that-damn-night-out-august-30-2025-586054) , August 30 at The Boardwalk …
Auditions, Arson & Meth Raccoons | Ep 15
May 21, 2025

Auditions, Arson & Meth Raccoons | Ep 15

Episode 15 of Not That Damn Show kicks off with Mikey calling out some Facebook crybaby for whining about being @’d—so naturally, he’s on the list. From there, it gets worse. Someone brought nachos to a date. Ian may or may not have touched a horse d*ck. And Mikey's daughter’s school? Evacuated. Because some idiot lit a Chromebook on fire thanks to TikTok.We watch co-host audition tapes from the applicants who actually sent videos (some should probably be on a list). Creepy or Crazy returns with a guy who drops the L-word halfway through a beer, and someone else who brought a f**king fanny pack to a first date. Ian shows more useless products, Stroke loses it over meth raccoons, and the Digital Dumpster Fire might’ve peaked this week... for real its hard to watch.Don't forget That Damn Night Out! is happening August 30th at The Boardwalk - Orangevale, CA. There will be merch. There will be drinks. There will be live music. There will be a podcast.🎟️ Get tickets to That Damn N…
Mt. Fleshmore & Other Bad Ideas | Ep 16
May 21, 2025

Mt. Fleshmore & Other Bad Ideas | Ep 16

Episode 16 of Not That Damn Show starts with Mikey losing his sh*t over people who send voice memos instead of texts. From there, it spirals (as usual). A listener wears a fanny pack with zero shame. Someone’s brother owns a raccoon. Listeners also pitched merch ideas like a band-style poster and a Not That Damn Show tote bag, because apparently y’all want to carry us around now.. And the Facebook group? Still out of control.The team goes deep into your voicemails and comments—including a few from people who might be legally unwell. We watch more co-host audition videos—some promising, some concerning, and at least one Temu Lara. We also launch a brand new segment: The Damn Breakdown, where we roast other people’s dumb rankings. First up: Mount Fleshmore—AskMen’s top 10 21st-century porn stars. Some of the picks? Solid. Others? Who tf is that?That Damn Night Out is less than 100 days away. August 30th. Boardwalk. Live podcast. Thunder Cover. Aftershock ticket giveawa…
Molly came for all of our enemies. Savage!
May 16, 2025

Molly came for all of our enemies. Savage!

Molly wants to be our new cohost, so she started with a meditation, a singing bowl… and a savage roast of our enemies. Namaste, Dammit.Wanna see the rest of the applicants? Full video auditions are on Patreon. Listen to the latest episode anywhere you get your podcasts.#Podcast #meditate #FunnyPodcast#ComedyReels #CohostSearch #auditiontape #comedytok #castingcall #podcasttok #notthatdamnshow #youtubeshorts #youtubepodcast
Humanity is Doomed
May 15, 2025

Humanity is Doomed

The future is screwed … and apparently you can be too for $40. 🔈 full episodes of NTDS on all podcast platforms 🎥 get exclusive videos and bonus content when you join Patreon NotTDS.com #weirdtech #podcastclip #podcasttok #wtfmoment #notthatdamnshow #podcast #comedypodcast
NOT That Damn Show!
April 26, 2025

NOT That Damn Show!

NOT That Damn Show Podcast – Stroke, Mikey, Ian, and Lara are back. The show that owned the airwaves is now a podcast, picking up right where it left off. Same attitude, same hosts, zero restrictions. You wanted it, so here it is.
We’re Back…And It’s Your Fault | Ep 01
April 26, 2025

We’re Back…And It’s Your Fault | Ep 01

You begged. You pleaded. You clearly have questionable taste. And now, you got what you wanted. This is NOT That Damn Show … PODCASTIn this long-overdue reunion, Mikey, Lara, Ian, and Stroke dust off the mics and jump back into what they do best: talking sh*t, getting sidetracked, and questioning their life choices. From broken equipment to old radio war stories, the crew relives the good, the bad, and the definitely-shouldn’t-be-recorded moments.You asked for this. You only have yourselves to blame.👀 WATCH the chaos on Spotify & YouTube 🎧 LISTEN on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & iHeart📲 FOLLOW @notthatdamnshow on Instagram TikTok for the best (worst) clips🚨 Subscriber-only content coming soon! Tell us what you want, or just subscribe out of guilt. We’ll take it either way.The reunion nobody thought would happen (including us) is here. The crew jumps into:• How this whole comeback happened (spoiler: it’s your fault).…
Wine Rack Gets Roasted & Lara Burns Bridges | EP 02
April 26, 2025

Wine Rack Gets Roasted & Lara Burns Bridges | EP 02

In this episode ofNOT That Damn Show, we’re going all in. Stroke’s engagement kicks things off, third time’s the charm, right? But just when you think it’s all love and happiness, we bring on Wine Rack’s ex-wife, Janelle, to spill the tea on what life was really like with him (spoiler: it wasn’t pretty). Let’s just say warts and jizz shirts make an unexpected appearance.Then, Lara reads her infamous email,the mic-drop moment that ended her time at 98 Rock. It’s a masterclass in how to quit with style.But first, Ian went to the Super Bowl, but did he really? And Mikey’s got a near-death story from Vegas involving plane turbulence, no drink service, and an existential crisis at 30,000 feet.👉Follow, subscribe, and share the show!🎯All our links are here: https://linktr.ee/nottds📣Leave a voicemail 916-312-DAMN
Fired, F*cked, And Full Of WTF! We’re Back In The Groove | Ep 03
April 26, 2025

Fired, F*cked, And Full Of WTF! We’re Back In The Groove | Ep 03

Mikey gets fired (yes, really) for talking sh*t on his job, Ian bragged about something to do with Dave and Busters (IDK I wasn’t paying attention), Lara’s family survives a car wreck, and Stroke… well, he’s just vibing. Plus, we’ve got WTF News featuring a Florida man crashing into a tree, a Mormon-hunting airline passenger, and a teacher who thinks she's a cat… Metal Monday, Am I The Asshole, Damn Problem … Also, a huge bombshell voicemail drops confirming something we've all suspected about Sacramento radio. 👀🎤 Highlights & WTF Moments:• Mikey's Week from Hell: Fired from his job for saying he only gives 10%, his computer dies, and his new one gets "delivered" (aka stolen).• Who Had the Worst Week? Lara's husband and kid were in a car accident, Stroke’s Valentine’s gift was a disaster, and Ian thinks his life is great. Vote on Spotify & YouTube!• Florida Man Madness: One guy rides a lawnmower straight into mailboxes, another fights cops while tweaking on meth…
This Might Get Us Canceled… But We’re Saying It Anyway | Ep 04
April 26, 2025

This Might Get Us Canceled… But We’re Saying It Anyway | Ep 04

This episode has everything—sketchy Craigslist finds, a voicemail from the depths of hell, and Stroke casually dropping a baby into the conversation. Ian and Mikey are at peak sarcasm, Lara is just trying to hold it together, and things spiral quickly into absolute madness.🔹 WTF Craigslist: Why are people like this?🔹 Strokes' big news—no one saw this coming🔹 The worst things we’ve seen this week🔹 The dumbest arguments we’ve ever hadTakeaways? Probably nothing life-changing, but you will laugh. Or cry. Maybe both.📢 Join the Sh*tshow! Drop a comment on YouTube or Spotify. And while you’re at it, hit subscribe so we can keep this circus going.All the link you need: https://linktr.ee/nottds #Podcast #Comedy #WTFNews #Craigslist #NotThatDamnShow 
Humanity is a Dumpster Fire | Ep 05
April 26, 2025

Humanity is a Dumpster Fire | Ep 05

Subscribe to our Patreon to keep this show alive: https://linktr.ee/nottdsLara finally shows up (late, obviously), just in time to hear Stroke’s horrific pants-shitting incident at work—yes, full details included. From there, we dive into your unhinged voicemails, covering everything from old radio grudges to someone (allegedly) having herpes on their butthole.Then, in WTF News, we break down the week’s dumbest headlines, including a guy locked in a storage unit for days and a lunatic trying to assassinate a cat with a makeshift bomb. Damn Problem brings us a listener whose girlfriend smells so bad he’s considering an intervention (or a crime scene cleanup crew). And finally, Dead or Alive challenges us to remember which celebrities are still breathing—because apparently, we’re terrible at that.This episode is a shitstorm in every sense—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.🎧 Listen now. Because it can’t get worse… right?🔹 Highlights:• Stroke’s pants (and dignity) …
Florida Man Meets AI – What Could Go Wrong? | Ep 06
April 26, 2025

Florida Man Meets AI – What Could Go Wrong? | Ep 06

🚨 AI is officially out of control, and we’ve got proof. 🚨• Stroke got his hands on some wild new AI tech – and it’s already causing problems.• "You're On The List" debuts! We’re putting people in their place, one roast at a time.• Florida Man strikes again – because stupidity is undefeated.• Aftershock & Rockville talk – Mikey’s daughter wants to go, but there’s some drama.• Random chaos because, well, it’s NOT That Damn Show.This one gets unhinged fast – you’ve been warned._______________________🔥 AI is coming for all of us – might as well laugh while we still can.🚨 Only 4 free video episodes left! After that, you freeloaders are getting audio only (like it's 2005 or something). Want full video, behind-the-scenes chaos, and extra content? It’s all moving to Patreon.And listen, it’s so cheap even Florida Man could afford it – if he could figure out how to use the internet.👉 Join our Spotify, subscribe on Patreon, and follow us everywhere – all in …
A Major Shakeup: What’s Next for NOT That Damn Show | Ep 07
April 26, 2025

A Major Shakeup: What’s Next for NOT That Damn Show | Ep 07

We didn’t think this episode would start like this—but here we are. Lara drops major news, and it changes everything. Is this the end of an era, or just another chapter in the madness?But don’t worry, we don’t get sentimental for too long before diving headfirst into:🔥 “Am I The Asshole?” – One of us might actually be the villain🔥 Florida Man Strikes Again – Another day, another dumb crime🔥 New NOT That Damn Show Songs – Bangers or absolute disasters?🔥 We’re Selling Our Songs on Patreon – Because why not monetize chaos?🔥 Feet Pics for Cash? – A side hustle none of us saw coming🔥 Bad Yelp Reviews – The internet is unhinged, and we love itPlus, should we rebrand? Should we burn it all down? Or should we double down on selling everything we can, including our dignity?There’s only one way to find out. Listen now. 👀Want more episodes, video access, and exclusive content? Join Patreon. The more of you that subscribe, the more insanity we can keep making. Plus, you get excl…
Everything’s Dumb and We’re Making It Worse | Ep 08
April 26, 2025

Everything’s Dumb and We’re Making It Worse | Ep 08

In this jam-packed, almost-too-much-to-handle episode of NOT That Damn Show, we:• Launch the damn merch store (finally),• Kick off the Aftershock Giveaway (April 2nd—mark it or suck it),• Read wild voicemails, including one from a stoner sandwich lover,• Introduce the most tragically hilarious Lara Farewell Song (get tissues),• Debate the dumbest fashion trends women wear (don’t cancel us),• Crown new Florida Men (including an ear-biting beach brawler),• Laugh at bidet etiquette, jean jackets, and the dark truth behind iguana eggs,• AND drop our first official show sponsor: Scoop Sharks 🦴💩This episode is loaded with controversy, confessions, and chaos. Two more free video episodes left. After that? Pay up, buttercup.👀 You only have TWO free video episodes left. Then it's audio-only unless you subscribe…
This Episode Violates HOA Guidelines | Ep 09
April 26, 2025

This Episode Violates HOA Guidelines | Ep 09

This week, we launch our new website and merch store! NotTDS.com (https://www.nottds.com/) We kick off the Aftershock giveaway!Click here for Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/notthatdamnshow/) 👈Click here for Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/groups/665765452458672/) 👈We go full throttle into HOA rage, Florida Man madness, and internet trash you can't unsee. Mikey gets fined for letting his kids be kids, Ian brings useless products, and Stroke dives into the swamp. Also, one girlfriend thinks her man is secretly gay for his best friend. Oh, and a bird tries to eat someone’s eye. Welcome to Digital Dumpster Fire.<#>New merch + official website launch<#>Aftershock contest begins — free weekend passes up for grabs<#>Listener voicemails and unhinged comments<#>Florida Man stories return in full force<#>Mikey’s HOA violation for basketball turns into suburban war<#>The Violation Station: real or fake HOA rules (spoiler: they’re all real and all …
One Dumb Click from Prison: Rent-A-Hitman.com | Ep 10
April 26, 2025

One Dumb Click from Prison: Rent-A-Hitman.com | Ep 10

The final free video episode is here—and it’s a wild one.Mikey accidentally drives straight into a full-blown police standoff while doing Lyft. Stroke brings a new Strokefied anthem to life. Ian breaks down bar fights.We drop TWO new “Am I the Asshole?” stories that include chicken nuggets, a funeral, and a literal litter box dump.And yes, we finally talk to the man behind the legendary internet trap for idiots—Bob Innes, creator of RentAHitman.com (https://rentahitman.com/) .Plus: Florida Man, voicemail chaos, bidets, aftershock updates, and the worst-smelling Lyft passenger of all time gets added to the Damn List.This is why we can’t be free.And next week, if you’re not a patron, you’ll miss everything.🔒 This is the LAST free video episode.Wanna keep watching? Join the Patreon (https://patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink) and unlock everything: 👉 NotTDS.com (https://nottds…
The Biggest Thing to Ever Happen (Probably) | Ep 12
April 26, 2025

The Biggest Thing to Ever Happen (Probably) | Ep 12

💸 Hey Freeloader... yeah, you.If you’re listening to the free audio-only version of this show, congrats—you’re riding in the back of the content bus. Meanwhile, our Patreon crew gets full video episodes and exclusive content, which helps us keep this trash circus rolling (and growing).Support the show, the live events, the giveaways, the dumb ideas—and become part of the Damn Fam.👉 Join now at NotTDS.com/join (http://NotTDS.com/join) _______________________________Mikey’s mom pays to hate-watch the show, Stroke’s wearing Gucci bunny ears, Ian might be living in a crime scene, and Mikey may or may not have driven past a Klan meeting in the hills of NorCal. Welcome to NOT That Damn Show.We’re talking:• Katy Perry’s 11-minute “I’m an astronaut now” delusion• Our official search for a female co-host—Mandy’s Skank Watch™ has been activated• Voicemails, awkward lingerie fights, and stepkid betrayal• …
Arnie States Joins The S*itshow | Ep 11
April 16, 2025

Arnie States Joins The S*itshow | Ep 11

Arnie States joins the degenerates this week for what might be the most unhinged episode of NOT That Damn Show yet. We talk glory holes, racist dogs, hot teachers, and dudes fist-fighting trees in Florida. Mikey rants about Chipotle cheese crimes, Ian loses it over karaoke rules, and Stroke waves a gun again (obviously).We also announce that we have an announcement...?? Drop a new Strokeified banger about anonymous head, and dig into the creepiest fetish list Reddit has ever birthed. Oh, and someone fights the Easter Bunny.This episode is NSFW, NSFL, and absolutely not for free—unless you're a Patreon subscriber 😉Don't be a turd, spread the word! Tell someone about Not That Damn Show Watch the full video + bonus content → NotTDS.com/Join (https://www.nottds.com/join/) Leave a review on Apple Podcasts, it might just end up on our website 👉🏻 https://shorturl.at/LfxwS
Calm down, bro!
April 11, 2025

Calm down, bro!

Screaming “I’M THE BEST CHARTER CAPTAIN!” before jumping onto someone else’s boat is a bold move 🛥️ Watch the full clip and get more Florida Man stories on this weeks episode of Not That Damn Show 🎙️ Available on all podcast platforms and at NotTDS.Com #floridaman #boatcaptain #bro #notthatdamnshow #sacramento #destin #panamacitybeach #california #florida
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