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July 24, 2025

Meet Steph. She’s Probation-Approved 🚨 | Ep 25

What do you get when you mix a cheating CEO, a Florida man who sucks off a goat, and a blunt-smoking woman who’s been to jail and thinks pegging is romantic? Episode 25 of Not That Damn Show. Steph from Steph’s Rock Show joins us for an audition, and within minutes we’re talking about: • Shitting your pants to get out of a speeding ticket • Bleaching your asshole “out of respect” • And whether or not it counts as rape if the guy just “wasn’t ready” to be pegged Also: • 💋 Coldplay Kiss Cam scandal: the CEO ducked, the internet doxxed, and he lost everything • 🐐 A Florida man literally sucks a goat’s dick. • 🥇 The Damn Breakdown: Top 10 most overblown media circus stories • 💀 Jeffrey Epstein and our no-holds-barred reaction • 🥪 The most uncomfortably erotic peanut butter voicemail you’ve ever heard • …
July 16, 2025

Who the F*ck Is Temu Lara? | Ep 23

What the hell do a monkey’s ass, a used condom, medicinal cocaine, and clam-covered coochies have in common? They’re all part of this week’s disasterpiece featuring team audition #2: Temu Lara. Plus: a new song, Florida’s crack cavity king, wild voicemails, trashy confessions, and proof that PBR really is poor beer. ✅ Sponsored by Scoop Sharks (they pick up poop, you lazy bastard) ✅ Co-host Audition: Meet Temu Lara a.k.a. Lara a.k.a. Lolly a.k.a Lawley or so shit like that. ✅ The Trapt Drummer saga continues: More dirt, more drama, more cringe ✅ Strokeified Bangers: "I F**king Hate Ian" & "Beach Vibe" (Coochie poppin’ edition) ✅ Florida Man returns with a crackpipe in his crack ✅ Voicemails from a young dammit, a Greek penis-pump enthusiast, and Jesse (yes, he’s back) ✅ Confessionals: Poor people tacos, used condoms, Target scammers, monkey butts & more ✅ A new game: “Boobs, Butt Crack, or Other” (it’s exactly what it sounds like) ✅ Can We Stop: Jeep cults, horn hon…
July 16, 2025

Meet Jenn With 2 Ns and Zero Shame | Ep 24

Jenn with Two Ns crashes America’s Loudest Podcast and instantly regrets her life choices. Stroke drops another dick anthem, Ian gets roasted by a listener named Chad Rock (yes, seriously), and Mikey forces everyone to play “Girl or Metalhead.” Confessions get dark, a murderer shows up in our dating game, and the Digital Dumpster fire is overflowing with digital fire. This episode’s got everything: thirst traps, cereal moans, dick wiggles, a three-legged dog named Trip, and a woman smuggling pills in places pills should never be. You’ll laugh, cringe, and wonder if you too have chlamydia out of spite. 🎟️ Grab tickets now for That Damn Night Out – August 30 @ The Boardwalk HERE (https://app.opendate.io/e/not-that-damn-show-podcast-that-damn-night-out-august-30-2025-586054) 🎟️ Huge thanks to the maniacs making That Damn Night Out possible: ✨Elite Pool Tile Cleaning (https://www.elitepooltilecleaning.com/) – Keeping your pool sexy, even if you’re not. 🏡JLS Outdoor Service (https:…
July 3, 2025

Did we just invent the dirtiest app ever? #podcast

Google Faps. Coming soon to absolutely nowhere. Or San Fransisco… probably. 🎧 Full audio free everywhere you get podcasts 📺 UNCENSORED video + bonus insanity at NotTDS.com Join the Damn Fam on Patreon. Don’t be a hole. #SanFranciscoNights #ComedyPodcast #PodcastClips #WildStories #NotThatDamnShow #sacramento #sanfrancisco
July 3, 2025

Fisting the 90s, One Slang Term at a Time | EP 20

<#> 🔥 Support the show for just $1 – all of June with code DAMMIT • 🎥 Full video episodes • 🎵 Exclusive songs • 🎧 Behind-the-scenes chaos • 💬 and more https://www.nottds.com/join/ Strap in (or on) because this week’s NTDS is a fully loaded buffet of internet insanity, foot freaks, and digital degenerates. We break down toe-suckers, tampon-hurling Ironman runners, coke-loving dumbasses who literally call the cops on themselves, and the worst tippers in delivery history. We get pegged on Craigslist, question outdated slang like "Talk to the hand," and debate if towing is the foot version of fingering (spoiler: it is). 💀 Plus: We crown a new Digital Dick of the Week, Play a couple stroekfied tracks, and give you a perfectly unholy Craigslist Lust segment full of barkers, peggers, and foot creeps. 🎟️ That Damn Night Out is coming fast—grab your tickets now or you’re officially dea…
July 3, 2025

This One Is Ohio’s Fault | Ep 21

Mikey’s back from a wild vacation and somehow survived Ohio, Cedar Point, a tornado, Mr. Hero, and a midnight visit from the weirdest cop alive. Ian and Stroke are here to break down the madness, question Mikey’s life choices, and play a round of Real News or Fake News that includes Costco cards, pole dancers at a middle school, and a sex cult startup. 💩 Can We Stop? returns with Dammits calling out society 🧠 Confessionals include fake IBS, burner Instas, and spicy secrets 🧻 Voicemails, CraigsLust, Florida Man, and the Top 10 Most Annoying Songs 👀 Plus: Who had the worst ex? And what the hell is “BaconNips69”? 💀 Got secrets? Shame? Weird sh*t you’d never say out loud? Drop your confessions here, Dammit 👇 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow (https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fngl.link%2Fnotthatdamnshow%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExaVQ2c2k3SFNkNmhNalRJMgEeTawK_A2A3ybE2eLGbQmIXA4gJIhppzjfUw8jy1xa0M6q2mOcJHI7hHoW_Ls_aem_dGhqYuROuu60WKWRz_EZUQ&h=AT3oHJytCQC0U…
July 3, 2025

Meet Kira: Is She the One? | Ep 22

We’ve added a new level of Damn to the show this week—meet Kira, our female co-host candidate who isn’t afraid to jump into the insanity. We talk Aftershock, mom life, bartending, and how to tell someone to “go f*ck a horse” in sign language. Yeah. That happened. Meanwhile, Mikey saw a certain ESPN douchebag walking down his street, which kicked off a Damn List of people who need to vanish. Ian brings back CraigsLust, we roast weird confessions, get into the Biggest Pervert segment (spoiler: it’s all of us), and drop an explosive Damn Breakdown featuring warning labels that exist because humans are absolute morons. 🔪 This Episode Includes: • 🚨 A brand-new co-host tryout • 🧏‍♀️ Learn to insult someone silently (Sign Language 101) • 📜 The Damn List • 🧠 The Damn Breakdown: 10 real warning labels, 10 real idiots • 🥵 Confessions that will make your skin crawl • 🧼 Who’s the biggest pervert? You decide • 🎤 A very special 4th of July song premiere • 📞 What’s Your …
June 11, 2025

Is the Bidet Gay?

It’s pride month so naturally we’re debating gay objects 🏳️‍🌈 🎧 get the free audio only episode everywhere 📺 Watch the full episode on our patreon. Join now for only a $1 with code DAMMIT #pridemonth #bidetlife #podcastclips #bathroom #debate #notthatdamnshow #california #florida
June 11, 2025

The Episode is So Gay | Ep 19

Patreon is just $1 all June with code DAMMIT. 🎥 Get exclusive video segments like dick gun debates, gay microphones, and the full Damn Confessional. 🎧 Or be a cheap bastard and listen for free wherever you get your podcasts. 👉 Go to ⁠NotTDS.com⁠ (https://nottds.com) and pick your poison. America’s Loudest Podcast is back, and this week’s show is a flaming mess you won’t be able to look away from. We’ve got gay objects, tampon-slinging marathoners, a dude fucking pool floats, and the worst confessional you’ll wish you never heard. 💩 Poop scooping PSA 🧼 Moist towelettes are gay now 🦴 Florida Man is back and humping 🩸 Runners yeeting tampons mid-stride 🍫 Chocolate guns & mom’s OnlyFans 🎯 Digital dicks, sex confessions, and cousin hookups It’s dumb. It’s loud. It’s Not That Damn Show. • 💩 Scoop Sharks – Show sponsor and local poop legends. Mention us at ScoopSharks.com (https://scoopsharks.com/) and get your first month for $50. If it poops, they scoop. • 🍺 Infusi…
June 5, 2025

Dude that’s not yours 😳

This dude picked up a random cat… and LICKED IT. Then just chucked it like yesterday’s leftovers and walked off like nothing happened. We have so many questions. Mostly: why tho? 🎧 Stream the audio free anywhere you get podcasts. 🎥 Watch the full video only on Patreon. 💸 First month’s just $1—all of June. Join the Damn Fam or stream at NotTDS.com #RingCam #WeirdAF #CaughtOnCamera #PodcastClips #WTFisThis #notthatdamnshow #cat #catpeople #cats_of_youtube
June 5, 2025

Dick Guns & Digital Meltdowns | Ep 17

Stroke nearly gets fired for accidentally recording the CEO of a major radio company. Some ex-drummer from that band Trapt is still publicly sobbing because seven years ago, the NTDS crew helped his wife get a divorce—on air. And meanwhile, a full-grown Facebook lunatic thinks Messenger is a federal offense and wants to fight Mikey in a Walmart parking lot. Welcome to Episode 17! Also: • 🔥 AI snitches and the jobs still safe from getting replaced • 🍆 Digital Dick of the Week • 🧨 The most banned, dangerous, lawsuit-worthy toys from your childhood • 🎙️ A co-host update that definitely won't make everyone happy • 📞 Your Voicemails & unhinged comments  • 🎶 And another deeply inappropriate Strokeified banger: Put Your P**y on the Screen* 💩 Poop Clean-Up by ScoopSharks → https://scoopsharks.com Also: That Damn Night Out is coming. Live recording. Real prizes. Thunder Cover. No VIP section. No bullshit. Get your tickets before they’re gone. …
June 5, 2025

Six Chicks, One Shitshow | Ep 18

The Co-Host Search hits a turning point—and yeah, we had to break our own rules again.Things are getting real: six badass women made the cut, and it’s time to see who can survive a full episode with the guys without running for the hills. This week: • Full breakdown of the Top 6 picks—and why one of them may already be cursed • Voicemails, confessions, and comments straight from the Damn Fam • A brand-new Strokeified banger that’s pure #FuckTrapt • The Breakdown: Karaoke Choices That Could Start a Bar Fight • Dumpster Fire: Possible brain damage, definite bad decisions • A new Digital Dick of the Week gets crowned in glorious, embarrassing fashion • Plus: Craig's Lust, Damn Problems, and whatever Ian's malfunction was this time ⚠️ Join our Patreon for only a $1 🎟️ Tickets, links, merch, and more at NotTDS.com (https://nottds.com/)
May 21, 2025

We Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Have Microphones | Ep 13

Episode 13 of NOT That Damn Show is proudly sponsored by ScoopSharks.com (https://ScoopSharks.com) – mention NTDS and get your first month of poop scooped for just $50! 🦴💩 Get your tickets now for That Damn Night Out (Aug 30 at The Boardwalk) https://www.nottds.com/p/events/ TDNO is sponsored by Elite Pool Tile Cleaning (https://www.elitepooltilecleaning.com/) This week, the crew is unhinged and fully loaded: • They torch some truly chaotic co-host applications • Check voicemails and read your comments • Play a savage game of "Hire or Fire?" • And update The Damn List with everything from internet challenges to Cheez-It dustbags. Stroke brings the Florida heat (and a Florida Man anthem), Ian dives deep into Craigslist depravity, and Mikey launches the Digital Dumpster Fire — featuring 5 of the most WTF videos on the internet, courtesy of Nipple Man™. Also: some unsolicited life advice, arg…
May 21, 2025

America’s Loudest Bad Influence | Ep 14

America’s Loudest Podcast is back with an episode full of wild internet drama, viral trends, unfiltered life advice, and the kind of stories you probably shouldn’t be listening to at work. Mikey, Ian, and Stroke dive into stalker DMs, poop-scooping startups, and the most uncomfortable listener messages we've ever received—including one about foot stuff (yep). They break down the viral “100 men vs gorilla” debate, rant about karaoke etiquette, and answer real-life problems from fans involving thirst traps at work and passive-aggressive roommates. Plus, we introduce our new game, “Why the F**k Would I Know That?”—where dumb questions get even dumber answers. We also drop some life coaching wisdom for the graduating class of 2025… because obviously, we’re the best people to be giving advice. 🎟️ Don’t forget: Tickets are on sale now for That Damn Night Out (https://app.opendate.io/e/not-that-damn-show-podcast-that-damn-night-out-august-30-2025-586054) , August 30 at The Boardwalk …
May 21, 2025

Auditions, Arson & Meth Raccoons | Ep 15

Episode 15 of Not That Damn Show kicks off with Mikey calling out some Facebook crybaby for whining about being @’d—so naturally, he’s on the list. From there, it gets worse. Someone brought nachos to a date. Ian may or may not have touched a horse d*ck. And Mikey's daughter’s school? Evacuated. Because some idiot lit a Chromebook on fire thanks to TikTok. We watch co-host audition tapes from the applicants who actually sent videos (some should probably be on a list). Creepy or Crazy returns with a guy who drops the L-word halfway through a beer, and someone else who brought a f**king fanny pack to a first date. Ian shows more useless products, Stroke loses it over meth raccoons, and the Digital Dumpster Fire might’ve peaked this week... for real its hard to watch. Don't forget That Damn Night Out! is happening August 30th at The Boardwalk - Orangevale, CA. There will be merch. There will be drinks. There will be live music. There will be a podcast. 🎟️ Get tickets to That Damn N…
May 21, 2025

Mt. Fleshmore & Other Bad Ideas | Ep 16

Episode 16 of Not That Damn Show starts with Mikey losing his sh*t over people who send voice memos instead of texts.  From there, it spirals (as usual). A listener wears a fanny pack with zero shame. Someone’s brother owns a raccoon. Listeners also pitched merch ideas like a band-style poster and a Not That Damn Show tote bag, because apparently y’all want to carry us around now.. And the Facebook group? Still out of control. The team goes deep into your voicemails and comments—including a few from people who might be legally unwell.  We watch more co-host audition videos—some promising, some concerning, and at least one Temu Lara.  We also launch a brand new segment: The Damn Breakdown, where we roast other people’s dumb rankings.  First up: Mount Fleshmore—AskMen’s top 10 21st-century porn stars. Some of the picks? Solid. Others? Who tf is that? That Damn Night Out is less than 100 days away. August 30th. Boardwalk. Live podcast. Thunder Cover. Aftershock ticket giveawa…
May 16, 2025

Molly came for all of our enemies. Savage!

Molly wants to be our new cohost, so she started with a meditation, a singing bowl… and a savage roast of our enemies. Namaste, Dammit. Wanna see the rest of the applicants? Full video auditions are on Patreon. Listen to the latest episode anywhere you get your podcasts. #Podcast #meditate #FunnyPodcast #ComedyReels #CohostSearch #auditiontape #comedytok #castingcall #podcasttok #notthatdamnshow #youtubeshorts #youtubepodcast
May 15, 2025

Humanity is Doomed

The future is screwed … and apparently you can be too for $40. 🔈 full episodes of NTDS on all podcast platforms 🎥 get exclusive videos and bonus content when you join Patreon NotTDS.com #weirdtech #podcastclip #podcasttok #wtfmoment #notthatdamnshow #podcast #comedypodcast
April 26, 2025

NOT That Damn Show!

NOT That Damn Show Podcast – Stroke, Mikey, Ian, and Lara are back. The show that owned the airwaves is now a podcast, picking up right where it left off. Same attitude, same hosts, zero restrictions. You wanted it, so here it is.
April 26, 2025

We’re Back…And It’s Your Fault | Ep 01

You begged. You pleaded. You clearly have questionable taste. And now, you got what you wanted. This is NOT That Damn Show … PODCAST In this long-overdue reunion, Mikey, Lara, Ian, and Stroke dust off the mics and jump back into what they do best: talking sh*t, getting sidetracked, and questioning their life choices. From broken equipment to old radio war stories, the crew relives the good, the bad, and the definitely-shouldn’t-be-recorded moments. You asked for this. You only have yourselves to blame. 👀 WATCH the chaos on Spotify & YouTube 🎧 LISTEN on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & iHeart 📲 FOLLOW @notthatdamnshow on Instagram TikTok for the best (worst) clips 🚨 Subscriber-only content coming soon!  Tell us what you want, or just subscribe out of guilt. We’ll take it either way. The reunion nobody thought would happen (including us) is here.  The crew jumps into: • How this whole comeback happened (spoiler: it’s your fault). …
April 26, 2025

Wine Rack Gets Roasted & Lara Burns Bridges | EP 02

In this episode ofNOT That Damn Show, we’re going all in. Stroke’s engagement kicks things off, third time’s the charm, right? But just when you think it’s all love and happiness, we bring on Wine Rack’s ex-wife, Janelle, to spill the tea on what life was really like with him (spoiler: it wasn’t pretty). Let’s just say warts and jizz shirts make an unexpected appearance. Then, Lara reads her infamous email,the mic-drop moment that ended her time at 98 Rock. It’s a masterclass in how to quit with style. But first, Ian went to the Super Bowl, but did he really? And Mikey’s got a near-death story from Vegas involving plane turbulence, no drink service, and an existential crisis at 30,000 feet. 👉Follow, subscribe, and share the show! 🎯All our links are here: https://linktr.ee/nottds 📣Leave a voicemail 916-312-DAMN
April 26, 2025

Fired, F*cked, And Full Of WTF! We’re Back In The Groove | Ep 03

Mikey gets fired (yes, really) for talking sh*t on his job, Ian bragged about something to do with Dave and Busters (IDK I wasn’t paying attention), Lara’s family survives a car wreck, and Stroke… well, he’s just vibing.  Plus, we’ve got WTF News featuring a Florida man crashing into a tree, a Mormon-hunting airline passenger, and a teacher who thinks she's a cat… Metal Monday, Am I The Asshole, Damn Problem … Also, a huge bombshell voicemail drops confirming something we've all suspected about Sacramento radio. 👀 🎤 Highlights & WTF Moments: • Mikey's Week from Hell: Fired from his job for saying he only gives 10%, his computer dies, and his new one gets "delivered" (aka stolen). • Who Had the Worst Week? Lara's husband and kid were in a car accident, Stroke’s Valentine’s gift was a disaster, and Ian thinks his life is great. Vote on Spotify & YouTube! • Florida Man Madness: One guy rides a lawnmower straight into mailboxes, another fights cops while tweaking on meth…
April 26, 2025

This Might Get Us Canceled… But We’re Saying It Anyway | Ep 04

This episode has everything—sketchy Craigslist finds, a voicemail from the depths of hell, and Stroke casually dropping a baby into the conversation. Ian and Mikey are at peak sarcasm, Lara is just trying to hold it together, and things spiral quickly into absolute madness. 🔹 WTF Craigslist: Why are people like this?🔹 Strokes' big news—no one saw this coming🔹 The worst things we’ve seen this week🔹 The dumbest arguments we’ve ever had Takeaways? Probably nothing life-changing, but you will laugh. Or cry. Maybe both. 📢 Join the Sh*tshow! Drop a comment on YouTube or Spotify. And while you’re at it, hit subscribe so we can keep this circus going. All the link you need: https://linktr.ee/nottds  #Podcast #Comedy #WTFNews #Craigslist #NotThatDamnShow 
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