July 16, 2025
What the hell do a monkey’s ass, a used condom, medicinal cocaine, and clam-covered coochies have in common? They’re all part of this week’s disasterpiece featuring team audition #2: Temu Lara. Plus: a new song, Florida’s crack cavity king, wild voicemails, trashy confessions, and proof that PBR really is poor beer. ✅ Sponsored by Scoop Sharks (they pick up poop, you lazy bastard) ✅ Co-host Audition: Meet Temu Lara a.k.a. Lara a.k.a. Lolly a.k.a Lawley or so shit like that. ✅ The Trapt Drummer saga continues: More dirt, more drama, more cringe ✅ Strokeified Bangers: "I F**king Hate Ian" & "Beach Vibe" (Coochie poppin’ edition) ✅ Florida Man returns with a crackpipe in his crack ✅ Voicemails from a young dammit, a Greek penis-pump enthusiast, and Jesse (yes, he’s back) ✅ Confessionals: Poor people tacos, used condoms, Target scammers, monkey butts & more ✅ A new game: “Boobs, Butt Crack, or Other” (it’s exactly what it sounds like) ✅ Can We Stop: Jeep cults, horn hon…