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We Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Have Microphones | Ep 13
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April 30, 2025

We Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Have Microphones | Ep 13

Episode 13 of NOT That Damn Show is proudly sponsored by ScoopSharks.com – mention NTDS and get your first month of poop scooped for just $50! 🦴💩 Get your tickets now for That Damn Night Out (Aug 30 at The Boardwalk) https://www.nottds.com/p/events/ TDNO is sponsored by Elite Pool Tile Cleaning This week, the crew is unhinged and fully loaded: They torch some truly chaotic co-host applications Check voicemails and read your comments Play a savage game of "Hire or Fire?" And update The Damn List ...
The Biggest Thing to Ever Happen (Probably) | Ep 12
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April 23, 2025

The Biggest Thing to Ever Happen (Probably) | Ep 12

💸 Hey Freeloader... yeah, you. If you’re listening to the free audio-only version of this show, congrats—you’re riding in the back of the content bus. Meanwhile, our Patreon crew gets full video episodes and exclusive content, which helps us keep this trash circus rolling (and growing). Support the show, the live events, the giveaways, the dumb ideas—and become part of the Damn Fam. 👉 Join now at NotTDS.com/join _______________________________ Mikey’s mom pays to hate-watch the show, Stroke’s we...
Arnie States Joins The S*itshow | Ep 11
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April 16, 2025

Arnie States Joins The S*itshow | Ep 11

Arnie States joins the degenerates this week for what might be the most unhinged episode of NOT That Damn Show yet. We talk glory holes, racist dogs, hot teachers, and dudes fist-fighting trees in Florida. Mikey rants about Chipotle cheese crimes, Ian loses it over karaoke rules, and Stroke waves a gun again (obviously). We also announce that we have an announcement...?? Drop a new Strokeified banger about anonymous head, and dig into the creepiest fetish list Reddit has ever birthed. Oh, and so...
One Dumb Click from Prison: Rent-A-Hitman.com | Ep 10
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April 9, 2025

One Dumb Click from Prison: Rent-A-Hitman.com | Ep 10

The final free video episode is here —and it’s a wild one. Mikey accidentally drives straight into a full-blown police standoff while doing Lyft. Stroke brings a new Strokefied anthem to life. Ian breaks down bar fights. We drop TWO new “Am I the Asshole?” stories that include chicken nuggets, a funeral, and a literal litter box dump. And yes, we finally talk to the man behind the legendary internet trap for idiots — Bob Innes, creator of RentAHitman.com . Plus: Florida Man, voicemail chaos, bid...
This Episode Violates HOA Guidelines | Ep 09
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April 2, 2025

This Episode Violates HOA Guidelines | Ep 09

This week, we launch our new website and merch store! NotTDS.com We kick off the Aftershock giveaway! Click here for Instagram 👈 Click here for Facebook 👈 We go full throttle into HOA rage, Florida Man madness, and internet trash you can't unsee. Mikey gets fined for letting his kids be kids, Ian brings useless products, and Stroke dives into the swamp. Also, one girlfriend thinks her man is secretly gay for his best friend. Oh, and a bird tries to eat someone’s eye. Welcome to Digital Dumpster ...
Everything’s Dumb and We’re Making It Worse | Ep 08
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March 26, 2025

Everything’s Dumb and We’re Making It Worse | Ep 08

In this jam-packed, almost-too-much-to-handle episode of NOT That Damn Show , we: Launch the damn merch store (finally), Kick off the Aftershock Giveaway (April 2nd—mark it or suck it), Read wild voicemails, including one from a stoner sandwich lover, Introduce the most tragically hilarious Lara Farewell Song (get tissues), Debate the dumbest fashion trends women wear (don’t cancel us), Crown new Florida Men (including an ear-biting beach brawler), Laugh at bidet etiquette, jean jackets, and the...
A Major Shakeup: What’s Next for NOT That Damn Show | Ep 07
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March 19, 2025

A Major Shakeup: What’s Next for NOT That Damn Show | Ep 07

We didn’t think this episode would start like this —but here we are. Lara drops major news, and it changes everything. Is this the end of an era, or just another chapter in the madness? But don’t worry, we don’t get sentimental for too long before diving headfirst into: 🔥 “Am I The Asshole?” – One of us might actually be the villain 🔥 Florida Man Strikes Again – Another day, another dumb crime 🔥 New NOT That Damn Show Songs – Bangers or absolute disasters? 🔥 We’re Selling Our Songs on Patreon – ...
Florida Man Meets AI – What Could Go Wrong? | Ep 06
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March 12, 2025

Florida Man Meets AI – What Could Go Wrong? | Ep 06

🚨 AI is officially out of control, and we’ve got proof. 🚨 Stroke got his hands on some wild new AI tech – and it’s already causing problems. "You're On The List" debuts! We’re putting people in their place, one roast at a time. Florida Man strikes again – because stupidity is undefeated. Aftershock & Rockville talk – Mikey’s daughter wants to go, but there’s some drama. Random chaos because, well, it’s NOT That Damn Show. This one gets unhinged fast – you’ve been warned. _______________________ ...
Humanity is a Dumpster Fire | Ep 05
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March 5, 2025

Humanity is a Dumpster Fire | Ep 05

Subscribe to our Patreon to keep this show alive: https://linktr.ee/nottds Lara finally shows up ( late, obviously ), just in time to hear Stroke’s horrific pants-shitting incident at work—yes, full details included. From there, we dive into your unhinged voicemails , covering everything from old radio grudges to someone (allegedly) having herpes on their butthole. Then, in WTF News , we break down the week’s dumbest headlines, including a guy locked in a storage unit for days and a lunatic tryi...
This Might Get Us Canceled… But We’re Saying It Anyway | Ep 04
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Feb. 26, 2025

This Might Get Us Canceled… But We’re Saying It Anyway | Ep 04

This episode has everything —sketchy Craigslist finds, a voicemail from the depths of hell, and Stroke casually dropping a baby into the conversation. Ian and Mikey are at peak sarcasm, Lara is just trying to hold it together, and things spiral quickly into absolute madness. 🔹 WTF Craigslist: Why are people like this?🔹 Strokes' big news—no one saw this coming🔹 The worst things we’ve seen this week🔹 The dumbest arguments we’ve ever had Takeaways? Probably nothing life-changing, but you will laugh...
Fired, F*cked, And Full Of WTF! We’re Back In The Groove | Ep 03
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Feb. 19, 2025

Fired, F*cked, And Full Of WTF! We’re Back In The Groove | Ep 03

Mikey gets fired (yes, really) for talking sh*t on his job, Ian bragged about something to do with Dave and Busters (IDK I wasn’t paying attention), Lara’s family survives a car wreck, and Stroke… well, he’s just vibing. Plus, we’ve got WTF News featuring a Florida man crashing into a tree, a Mormon-hunting airline passenger, and a teacher who thinks she's a cat… Metal Monday, Am I The Asshole, Damn Problem … Also, a huge bombshell voicemail drops confirming something we've all suspected about S...
Wine Rack Gets Roasted & Lara Burns Bridges | EP 02
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Feb. 12, 2025

Wine Rack Gets Roasted & Lara Burns Bridges | EP 02

In this episode of NOT That Damn Show , we’re going all in. Stroke’s engagement kicks things off, third time’s the charm, right? But just when you think it’s all love and happiness, we bring on Wine Rack’s ex-wife, Janelle , to spill the tea on what life was really like with him (spoiler: it wasn’t pretty). Let’s just say warts and jizz shirts make an unexpected appearance. Then, Lara reads her infamous email, the mic-drop moment that ended her time at 98 Rock. It’s a masterclass in how to quit ...
We’re Back…And It’s Your Fault | Ep 01
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Feb. 5, 2025

We’re Back…And It’s Your Fault | Ep 01

You begged. You pleaded. You clearly have questionable taste. And now, you got what you wanted. This is NOT That Damn Show … PODCAST In this long-overdue reunion, Mikey, Lara, Ian, and Stroke dust off the mics and jump back into what they do best: talking sh*t, getting sidetracked, and questioning their life choices. From broken equipment to old radio war stories, the crew relives the good, the bad, and the definitely-shouldn’t-be-recorded moments. You asked for this. You only have yourselves to...
NOT That Damn Show!
Jan. 31, 2025

NOT That Damn Show!

NOT That Damn Show Podcast – Stroke, Mikey, Ian, and Lara are back. The show that owned the airwaves is now a podcast, picking up right where it left off. Same attitude, same hosts, zero restrictions. You wanted it, so here it is.
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