Fisting the 90s, One Slang Term at a Time | EP 20

Strap in (or on) because this week’s NTDS is a fully loaded buffet of internet insanity, foot freaks, and digital degenerates. We break down toe-suckers, tampon-hurling Ironman runners, coke-loving dumbasses who literally call the cops on themselves, and the worst tippers in delivery history. We get pegged on Craigslist, question outdated slang like "Talk to the hand," and debate if towing is the foot version of fingering (spoiler: it is).

💀 Plus: We crown a new Digital Dick of the Week, Play a couple stroekfied tracks, and give you a perfectly unholy Craigslist Lust segment full of barkers, peggers, and foot creeps.

🎟️ That Damn Night Out is coming fast—grab your tickets now or you’re officially dead to us.

https://www.nottds.com/p/events/

🎙️ Episode Highlights:

• Sponsored by Scoop Sharks – Because someone has to clean up your ferret poop.

• WTF News – Toe suckers, naked flight attendants, methy delivery drivers & underwear bandits.

• Festhole Confessions – Taylor Swift makes a metalhead cry, weed over memories, and toe-powered rope climbs.

• Digital Dick of the Week – Dancing laptop thief vs. the man who called the cops to get his cocaine back.

• Craig’s Lust – Pegging partners, gangbang invites, foot pic freaks, and "King Chocolate’s" throne.

• Damn Breakdown – Shit we used to say that Gen Z will never understand (psych!).

• AI Song Premieres – “I Hate Ian” & “Goodbye Mr. Rogers” now streaming exclusively on Patreon.

• Digital Dumpster Fire – Butthole fire warnings, lingerie fights, Juggalos smashing bricks, and a full-blown Karen meltdown.

🧠 Takeaways:

• Never tell your boss your real opinion.

• Always pack your cocaine in someone else’s car.

• Toe jobs = towing.

• Tampons and running don't mix.

• Juggalettes = fun, foot jobs = not so much.

• And yes, there's a Dammit out there who’s been towed. We believe in you.