Who the F*ck Is Temu Lara? | Ep 23

What the hell do a monkey’s ass, a used condom, medicinal cocaine, and clam-covered coochies have in common? They’re all part of this week’s disasterpiece featuring team audition #2: Temu Lara. Plus: a new song, Florida’s crack cavity king, wild voicemails, trashy confessions, and proof that PBR really is poor beer.

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✅ Co-host Audition: Meet Temu Lara a.k.a. Lara a.k.a. Lolly a.k.a Lawley or so shit like that.
✅ The Trapt Drummer saga continues: More dirt, more drama, more cringe
✅ Strokeified Bangers: "I F**king Hate Ian" & "Beach Vibe" (Coochie poppin’ edition)
✅ Florida Man returns with a crackpipe in his crack
✅ Voicemails from a young dammit, a Greek penis-pump enthusiast, and Jesse (yes, he’s back)
✅ Confessionals: Poor people tacos, used condoms, Target scammers, monkey butts & more
✅ A new game: “Boobs, Butt Crack, or Other” (it’s exactly what it sounds like)
✅ Can We Stop: Jeep cults, horn honkers, cold plunges, and dog people who hate freedom
✅ And of course… karaoke rage, measuring ass cracks, and peeing in the shower

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