Stroke’s married, Ian’s bitter, and Mikey’s rethinking friendship contracts. Jenn’s out getting one of her Ns removed (finally), so the boys spiral into poop-launching massage parlor arrests, Craigslust, and getting real about just how damn old they’ve become. Also: Copper thieves cripple Sacramento transit, nobody wants Ian at their wedding, and Reno is full of freaks.
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Jenn’s missing in action due to a mysterious medical “N removal,” and the gang immediately spirals without female supervision.
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A Defuniak Springs massage parlor owner weaponizes her poop to avoid arrest (actual Florida police report quote: “defecating toward the officer”).
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Sacramento’s Gold Line was shut down by a copper-stealing crackhead who probably netted $50 and a Subway sandwich.
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Haters still obsessed with the show — and Stroke drops the truth about white-label turkey brine and fake “radio products.”
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Craigslist Confessional: Reno's finest include piss freaks, titty milk suckers, open-relationship blowjob seekers, and a 68-year-old dom with a milking machine.
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Ian reveals the Florida Scale — an actual visual ranking system featuring mugshot dolphins, mullet gators, and general degeneracy.
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