On todays episode of Not That Damn Show we started with Dammits asking the important questions: who should pay for the condoms, whether Matt’s karaoke date is about to become a terrible decision, and why we call an animal a pet when “pet” is also what you do to it.
Then your comments dragged us back into last week’s horrifying racist and sexist commercials and one of our favorite radio pranks, when a fake cat meow had people pulling over their cars and trucks looking for an animal that wasn’t there.
After that we tried to figure out what actually counts as flirting.
Hearting stories?
Touching somebody’s arm?
DMs?
A “work wife”?
Then we got to the fact that 26% of people think flirting with AI is cheating, which somehow turned into OnlyFans, live cam models, strip clubs, and why paying for one specific person changes the whole argument.
Also video of a woman on a cruise ship scraping foot fungus off with a communal fork 🤮
Reno Craigslist closed things out with hour-long bl*wjob requests, a debate over bisexual versus pansexual, and a guy trying to film POV oral with Meta glasses.
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