There's something comforting about knowing Stroke has a plan for every emergency. Unfortunately, his current plan involves shit and Clorox.
We kicked off with anal bleaching and why putting vodka up your ass is a terrible idea. Then Stroke showed off his loose dental bridge and explained that if he swallowed it, he'd dig it out after it passed, bleach it, and put it right back in his mouth. The rest of us suggested literally any other option.
Jenn also received an anonymous Amazon package containing a framed frog with a Lord Farquaad haircut. Nobody knows who sent it. Ian's dog then locked him and his girlfriend out of their apartment, before Jenn casually topped him with her own dog-lockout story that ended with a hospital 5150 hold.
We got a priest killed by a falling crucifix, grenades from an estate sale, ten live birds in one man's underwear, and Ian's zombie movie rankings.
And just when it seems like things couldn't get any more disgusting, Mikey reads the confessions and somebody confesses to leaving a massage therapist $100 after shitting on the sheet.
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