The Gang Finds a Hooker | Ep 119

We started this week by explaining why getting four adults with jobs, kids, side hustles, health stuff and actual lives together twice a week is harder than it sounds.

Somehow that turned into us becoming televangelists, offering miracle water, talking OnlyFans economics, and learning that one of the Dammits is allegedly a prostitute.

Then came confessions.

A guy claims he tells women a shark took one of his testicles. Somebody tasted their own semen more than once. Another listener says they physically cannot poop while listening to us, which is how the Poopedia Podcast was born.

Florida Man then completely ruined whatever dignity was left with a mother and son incest arrest, a woman charged after surveillance footage involving the family dog, and one genuinely organized drug dealer who at least understood customer loyalty.

We also brought back vaguebooking and ended with a Digital Dump featuring Massengill, a baseball to the face, and a pastor explaining “packing another man’s doo-doo.”

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