So apparently we're giving marriage advice now.
Which, if you've listened to this show for more than five minutes, should concern you.
This week, somebody wrote in because his wife wants her unemployed ex-husband to move into their guest bedroom for six months.
SIX. FUCKING. MONTHS.
Ian didn't even let Mikey finish reading the email before shutting that shit down.
And that's not even the only relationship we're potentially ruining.
Mikey's refusing to pay a $10.75 toll ticket from a Giants game, and what should've been a simple question about who owes ten bucks turns into Ian questioning his authority as a stepfather.
Another listener's sister is marrying the guy who bullied him throughout high school. Apparently he's supposed to just forget about it and stand in the wedding.
Then Stroke brings us Florida, Man. A teacher throwing scissors, a gun hidden in a fake boob, and a bear breaking into somebody's outdoor fridge for booze.
And somehow, we end the show debating penis weights and whether butt stuff tickets should be used at A Damn Warped Christmas. (tickets on sale now BTW)
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