Somebody has apparently decided to start mailing mysterious frog paintings to members of this podcast, and the fact that they somehow know where everybody lives is becoming a little concerning.
Meanwhile, Ian encounters a woman who orders a dirty martini with a sugared rim and then has the audacity to complain that it tastes like shit.
Our anonymous confessions take an unexpectedly sexual turn, including someone willing to pay to watch Mikey and Ian jerk off on OnlyFans.
Then Florida delivers a double homicide over ice cream, which naturally turns into a debate about whether the flavor makes the whole thing more understandable.
And just when you think we've established the absolute bottom of human intelligence, we discover actual products called Mega Pussy, My Dad's Nuts, and Soup for Sluts.
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