Apparently, the secret to having smarter kids is a bigger ass, sperm whales are essentially underwater sonic weapons, and somebody once thought blowing cigarette smoke up a drowning person's asshole was a legitimate medical procedure.
Meanwhile, a guy in Illinois mailed politicians envelopes full of salt and was thoughtful enough to include his actual return address, while another genius allegedly taped his wife to a chair so he could watch football without interruptions.
We also got into a surprisingly serious debate about Jason Voorhees, interrogated Jenn about her Halloween costume history, and somehow ended up discussing which M&M would be the most embarrassing to sleep with.
And if you think any of that makes sense, wait until we start arguing about cops on bicycles.
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