The Internet is Broken and So Are We | Ep 47

This one hits harder than a rollercoaster duck to the face. The gang fires shots at SeaWorld lawsuits, modern-day radio, and the death of privacy then Mikey drops the most accurate '90s nostalgia banger of all time.

Stroke relives his Jerry Springer trauma, Ian becomes a wet dream, and Jenn freezes like a malfunctioning OnlyFans stream.

Plus, Florida brings us coke-snorting teachers, naked intruders, duck-induced lawsuits, and a dude smashing pumpkins because the internet hurt his feelings.

Also, someone tracked their wife. And it might be legal. What the fuck?

• 🎤 Stroke’s Jerry Springer clip resurfaces—shirtless, pissed, and fully white trash

• 💊 Florida teacher shows up to class on coke, lets kids hit her vape, then sells snacks. Capitalism.

• 💩 Naked Florida man breaks in, poops on patio, writes “blessed and drugs” in shit

• 🤯 Listener confesses to fantasizing about Stroke’s girlfriend (yes, really)

• 🧠 The 90s Breakdown: Mikey’s top 10 list of things Gen Z will never understand

• 🎟️ Real talk about how radio, TV, cartoons, and Taco Bell all went downhill

• 🧑‍⚖️ Legal Q&A with Rick In The Law: Can you track your spouse’s car? What if someone else reports your crime?

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