The Gang Whips It Out | Ep 115

Mikey leaves one bad pizza review and wakes up to an apology from the woman who cooked 90 pizzas, so naturally he spends the next few minutes feeling like shit.

Ian’s kid nearly passes out from heat exhaustion at school when it feels like 115 degrees outside, and that goes exactly as calmly as you’d expect.

Then a verified sugar daddy profile belonging to a radio host we already hate appears, Jessicles delivers “Emergency Jackoff Mode,” and Darth Vader shows up at a San Diego City Council meeting to go after Flock cameras.

By the end, we’re teaching people how to fart-bomb memory foam, fake a dropped call with airplane mode, bury vodka before a festival, and apparently solve almost anything by whipping it out. If you take any of that advice, Mikey already warned you: that is your fault.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸

👕Before you spend $69 on Shit Shoes, maybe buy something from the people actually keeping this stupid show alive instead. https://www.nottds.com/store/

📩If your confession is worse than fart-bombing somebody’s pillow or burying vodka at a festival, congratulations, we probably need to hear it. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2

⭐ Follow, subscribe and leave a review. Mikey is apparently only famous in his own yard, so clearly there’s still work to do. https://linktr.ee/nottds

🎥The audio people missed the Shit Shoes, Darth Vader and everybody’s faces while this thing completely fell apart. Watch the uncensored video on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

Not That Damn Show Goodwill bins Whatnot selling Shit Shoes Johnny’s New York Pizzeria pizza review undercooked pizza customer service heat exhaustion Florida school feels like 115 degrees sugar daddy website verified sugar daddy Emergency Jackoff Mode Alaska outhouse Hashimoto’s thyroid disorder WTF News fake 12 year old adoption fraud dodgeball assault Mexican fishermen fishing cooler five days at sea Flock cameras San Diego City Council Darth Vader surveillance cameras Great Advice for Shitty People life hacks terrible people memory foam fart bomb airplane mode call failed bar pays Uber home Jehovah’s Witness visits festival vodka Aftershock homeless people baby pictures tri tip Applebee’s Chili’s Goodwill clothing by pound Whatnot show