The Gang Watches Racist Commercials | Ep 109

Let’s say you’re a virgin in your mid-20s and decide the best solution is spending $1,500 at a legal brothel.

Bold strategy.

Now imagine getting home afterward and thinking, “You know what? I need to leave a Yelp review.”

That’s where we begin.

We also found a married couple who went to the same brothel FOR DINNER and were significantly more upset about missing ranch than the fact that they were eating chicken strips surrounded by prostitutes.

Then Florida brought us a fake dick abandoned in a police car, Nana Squeeze Ass, two school principals getting separate DUIs in the same vehicle, and a 75-year-old man pepper-spraying children who wouldn’t pet his dog.

Stroke also tells the story of getting attacked by a herd of lesbians.

And then we watched old commercials about racist toothpaste, sexist coffee, Bill Cosby warning people about drugs and AYDS helping people lose weight. The past was weird.

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