The Gang Skips Stroke’s Wedding | Ep 64

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Yo, turn it up.
Crank the volume to 10.

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Guess what's for the crew who
won't bow again?

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The hosts are united, ready to
go.

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They tried to kill it, but we're
not that damn show.

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Fucking we're back louder than
you'll know.

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Corporate radio can kiss our
ass.

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They fired us, tried to make us
fall, but we're not that damn

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show.
Still wrong.

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Uncut in gold.
Fuck you.

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Fuck you all right.
Welcome to America's loudest

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podcast.
We are not that damn show.

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We are all not here today.
It is just me and and well, none

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of us are really all technically
here mentally, but I'm talking

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about physically on the show it
Jen 2 N is not with us today.

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She's having a procedure to have
one of her ends removed, and

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she'll only be one end, Jen.
Todd, finally.

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That second one was driving me
crazy.

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I was like, what, are you going
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It looks it's yeah.
I can't stop staring at it.

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You're going by the name 2 N,
which is.

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Turn.
Actually, I just found it funny,

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yeah.
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which you should be, we
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You can see that it also looks a
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It's kind of a different little
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By the way, this is something I

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just, and I don't even think I
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like, 'cause there was like 20
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Mikey were talking about waiting
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in.
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Yeah.
And Full disclosure, today is

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Martin Luther King Day and I am
working.

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I did not want to be here today
because it is my day to

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celebrate my 1% and my people.
But there was a parade down the

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street and I didn't get a chance
to go because I have to be right

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here for this podcast.
So I love you.

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Dude, I am so sorry Stroke.
I didn't even think about that

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in your heritage.
I apologize.

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We can get into the show right
now.

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There was that that just
reminded me of something back

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when Stroke and I worked
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We had a a black Co host and for
some reason it was Martin Luther

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King Day and we all decided
after our morning show let's go

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down to like this park where
they were having a big Martin

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Luther King Day celebration
where it was me and Stroke, the

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two whitest people on earth at
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Stroke didn't know he was black
yet.

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Our black Co host and our and
our Mexican afternoon guy.

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Well, I didn't know we were
going to do that.

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When I got to work.
We decided that either during or

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after the show I came to work.
Long black trench coat.

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You idiot.
He looks like the white kid that

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shoots the school of the people
were questioning it looked.

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Like a school shooter in the
middle of like I was, I was like

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this.
Where's Waldo in a sea of black

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people.
And you, you can definitely tell

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that that guy probably shoots
schools.

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I don't, I don't.
But at the time I looked like

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it.
It was the best food too.

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I'm telling you what my black
people know how to cook.

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Oh my God, yeah dude.
I I guarantee I could find that

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photo somewhere that we took at
the at the celebration.

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Do you remember when you guys,
when you guys lived here in

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California, there was we were
like on the hunt for like the

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best barbecue and added a final.
Yeah.

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And it was it was an African
American guy.

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He had the best I I.
He was from southern Georgia, I

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remember.
He's from Georgia.

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That's right.
Let this sound stereotypical

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racist, whatever the fuck you
want.

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I would say like.
The best barbecue.

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They absolutely do.
And he knew what he was doing.

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He had good sweet tea, too.
I remember that.

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I mean, I don't even like.
Yeah.

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Real sweet tea.
He told me he got up at like

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4:30 or five and would smoke and
prepare the meat like way before

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the restaurant opened.
It was so good.

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Yeah, I don't.
Know if that guy's still open,

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actually.
I don't I would very much like

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to know if he was because like
that, that's that would be worth

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a trip to California on its own.
Yeah, for sure.

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Yeah, we can come on out of
here.

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And and we actually this weekend
of you trip to California.

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There's some things we're
working on here for Damn.

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It's I want you guys to to hear
hear us in the next couple of

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months.
There's going to be some

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announcements of some things
that not that damn show was

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working on and a few other
things that we're working on

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behind the scenes where we're
going to have some events and

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we're going to invite you guys
and want you to enjoy to join

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us.
So just keep paying attention

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and make sure you're following
us along on social media and

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you're and you're, you know,
paying attention to what we're

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doing so that you could be a
part of it.

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And we are doing a lot of
things.

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But the one person who did the
most this past week?

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Or maybe it was 2 weeks.
No, it was.

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It was like 5 days ago at this
point 5.

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Days ago stroke you got fucking.
What did I do?

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You got fucking very give shit
right there.

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What do you mean what did I do?
That's actually a really cute

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picture of you, of you and your.
Wife.

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I don't know how to get it off
the screen.

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I just know how to put it up.
What did I do?

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So right here it says we eloped
Mr. Mrs. Mastro on 1/15/2026.

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Yeah, we did upset some folks,
but it was not intentionally to

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hurt anybody.
It got to the point where there

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were so many people telling you,
Mikey, I don't know if you've

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experienced this in your
wedding, but so many people were

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making suggestions and do this
and do this.

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And it just got overwhelming
that we just decided let's knock

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it out.
So we found this great company

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that I'd met back in September
our where I work still at a

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radio station.
They do a women's Expo, which

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they had me there for some
reason.

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But we met the we met these
people that do that like on the

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beach.
And then she reached out to

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them.
They're like, we can do it

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Thursday and they're like, OK.
We can do it Thursday, we're in.

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Yeah.
So we just did it Thursday.

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It was just, but it was, it was,
it went, it was, it was perfect

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because it didn't have any.
There was there was, there

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wasn't nobody going where's my
seat?

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What do I do?
Where's the food?

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What you know what I mean?
Like you get people that just

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get involved so much that it
just becomes stressful on

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everybody else.
Let.

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Me tell you I'm mad?
Yeah.

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Same.
I'm pissed off, OK?

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I'm sorry.
I was looking forward to going

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to your wedding.
Yeah, so was I guess.

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What you don't have to now I was
looking forward to.

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Even better, I was looking.
Forward to being in it, because

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if I wasn't going to be in it,
then don't invite me at all

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because I've only known you for
like 16 years.

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So.
So who was there?

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No to watch.
Nobody, it was just the IT was

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the officiant.
It was the lady that took

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pictures and then us 2 and then
people were in the condo watches

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from the beast cheering.
I'm like, whoa, they're looking

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to go.
Well, they didn't know they were

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going, but they got to watch it
and so they.

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I'm surprised.
Like you've heard from me.

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I've said my piece.
I'm pissed off.

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What did Danny have to say?
Because Danny was just here and

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you waited till he was gone.
Everybody, everybody.

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You can see and hear the
disappointment when you had to

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make those personal phone calls.
You know, my sister and her

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family and you could hear it in
their voices.

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There was.
Yeah.

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Everybody's a little
disappointed, but I keep telling

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the same thing.
At least you don't have to be

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drugged to a fucking wedding.
For you I would have.

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For you I would have done it.
I would have been dragged.

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I would have been dragged to a
wedding.

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Free alcohol, free food.
I will tell you the the biggest

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challenge I think is going to be
that we cannot really physically

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live together till September.
We have leases, we're in two

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different cities.
We're going to move in between.

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You didn't.
Think about that.

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No, I thought about it.
She was the one that like, let's

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get married, let's do it.
So I have a wife part time.

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That actually sounds perfect.
You can do that.

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She probably doesn't think of it
as that way, I think.

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That's that's a beautiful thing.
What's?

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So.
Sorry, so, but I got to ask you,

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you upset some, some people
probably upset.

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Well, how's your daughter feel
about it?

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Like family My.
Daughter was the coolest one and

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she goes, my daughter's kind of
like a Stoner.

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She's like, OK.
Cool.

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Nice, yeah.
Her daughters were like, but

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they knew it was coming.
They just didn't know it was

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coming then.
And then yeah, I I think maybe

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we upset like I think her, I
think when he comes down to her

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parents, they may have been a
little upset because they wanted

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to be there.
I can understand that.

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But sure, it was not meant to be
that way.

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It was just happened.
I got peer pressured into

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marriage.
So it's not your fault.

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It's her fault.
She fought, yeah.

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I blame it, I told her.
I'm blaming her on your

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families.
All on you.

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Yeah, it.
Was marriage rape?

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But it was a great day.
I mean, it wasn't cold.

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Yes, it was a little cold on the
beach, but we got married on the

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beach and that was our beach
that we love to go to put that.

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Picture back up on the screen
and you got to fix the thing.

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But I mean, that doesn't look
cold.

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It looks beautiful.
That's a really.

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You know no better.
It was like 40°.

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That's what I say.
That's because they were

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embracing the warmth of their
love.

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Wow, 40° is beautiful you.
Got your job, I got mine.

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Yeah, how you do?
That I don't know what you're

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doing or whatever well good well
hey the.

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Button that's you see the button
that's highlighted right now

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that that's, that's what I'm
doing.

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If you can't see, having him
down there below the two of us

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on the screen is just nuts.
So now I get the bitch whenever

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your bitch is about their wife.
Like damn bitch, that damn wife

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part time part time wife to
September I'm.

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Also going to bitch about your
wife but I'll let you go first.

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She's your.
She's your wife.

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So when when September rolls
around, is she going to move to

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you or are you going to move?
In the middle.

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In the middle because.
Her, yeah, her, her daughters

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are going to be like seniors.
So she's going, we're going to,

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there's, I live in Okaloosa
County.

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There's a county between Walton.
So we're going to live in Walton

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County, which is just on the
other side of where Ian lives in

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Bay County.
So it's going to be right there

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at the probably a 45 minute
drive each way.

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Well, you'll be it'll be a lot
easier to go see you because hit

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strokes.
This is going to this is this.

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Sorry, I almost said girlfriend
or fiance strokes wife, so get

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used to that.
Stroke's wife messages me on

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Saturday.
I'm not going to say piss drunk,

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but she was mimosa drunk because
they were still celebrating the

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nuptials apparently.
And she's like you got me and my

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girlfriend.
So you, you and Corey need to

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come out here and celebrate with
us.

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And it took everything in my
power not to respond.

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Bitch, you didn't even invite me
to your wedding, why the fuck

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would I do that?
I know it got invited I.

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Know, but still, I'm supposed to
be like on a different level.

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Like apparently I can't even be
thought of like hey, we're

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getting married today.
No, I find out a couple days

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afterwards.
Look, nobody wants you at their

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wedding.
No.

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Apparently my one of my best
friends in the entire world got

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married like 3 or 4 years ago.
I didn't find out till I was at

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the bar.
I'm sitting at the bar on a bar

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stool with a buddy and I get a
message that says, hey, Ashley

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and I are getting married today.
We're having the reception at

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the bar.
I'm like, you mean the bar?

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I'm already at, you
motherfucker.

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So you're telling me that you're
getting married in about And

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he's like, well, I'm only
inviting, you know, like my mom,

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my sister, her mom, her brother.
I'm like, so apparently family

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ends with blood cool.
I've only been your best friend

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for 20 years.
Fuck off.

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Now I did find out my sister was
married after like 3 weeks.

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Really.
Wait when?

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Yeah, she got like, no, I mean,
she's not married now, but she

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was married.
And I guess that, I guess that

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my, one of my aunts went over
there and just, you know, notary

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or something.
But it was like my mom's just

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casually saying, you know, your
sister got married like like 3

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or 4 weeks ago.
I'm like what?

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Oh, that's awesome.
Thanks for including me in

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things in the Yeah.
Well, you got to do the same

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thing to her, but and I but I
did say, but before we move on,

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I did say that I was not at
Stroke's first wedding.

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I was not at his second one.
And what happened to those two?

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Now, do I want him and Christina
to break up because I wasn't

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there?
Absolutely not.

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I'm just still a little bitter
about that because I said that

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the third time would be.
I did say the third time would

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be the charm, but I also had to
fucking be there.

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You didn't.
That wasn't one of the rules.

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You didn't say you had to be
there.

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That was.
The second one.

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I don't remember you ever saying
that.

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I did say the third time would
be the charm.

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You did say that.
Yeah.

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Christine's really locked down.
We're not going to be buried

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now.
She's like, we know we're buried

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together, right?
So if if, if something happens

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next to each other, same hole
and you get remarried like and

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you're like 90, you have to be
buried next to me.

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OK, You're.
Not going to live tonight.

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That far, So we guess we're
going to have a plot.

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Just bitch at me blah blah blah
blah blah.

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Forever for eternity.
That's why women do those

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things.
Is that this for eternity?

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They can just be in your ear
about whatever the fuck.

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I wish Jen was here to just
correct us.

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Yeah, there is no two this this
episode could get a little weird

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without having a lady on the
show to let's.

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See what happens, It's been a
while since it's just been the

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three of us.
Like this might get disgusting.

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But when stroke told us, he sent
us a message, he texted us and

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said, oh God, I have, I have I
have some news or I have

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something to tell you guys.
He.

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He he didn't just come out and
say it.

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He gilded the Lily for a little
bit and he's like, yeah, I have

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got an announcement to make and
what did you and I say

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immediately, you're not
pregnant, are you it?

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Sounds like you coming out of
the closet or you're not

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pregnant.
I was pregnant.

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Men get pregnant.
I know that's a debate in

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America right now, but Ben
cannot get pregnant.

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Well, we.
Know that but I was like you got

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pregnant didn't you?
God damn it.

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That's y'all are not ready for
this.

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I'm not ready for this.
I'm not babysitting.

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But then, but then we found out
that you you got married.

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Then all of a sudden Ian just
complaints about how he's never

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he does.
Nobody wants him at anybody's

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wedding.
Nobody wants me at their

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wedding.
Another friend of your guys that

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you guys were mentioning that
got married and Ian wasn't

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invited to it.
Oh yeah, one of our old Co

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hosts.
He's getting married and either

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Saint Augustine or Jacksonville
or something.

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He keeps moving it.
Yeah, he keeps moving it.

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And we're in a group chat of all
the old people that we used to

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work with another guy to get
invited either.

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And I'm just like, OK, why are
we not going?

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Well, because there's there was
already too many people on the

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guest list.
Like yeah, fuck you.

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I was going to get out of it
because they had to move the

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date, but I was like, damn, it's
the same date.

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I really can't.
It's closer to home, not so

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much, that's what.
I'm saying it's it's only close

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to about like 45 minutes.
It's still like 6 hour drive.

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I had a song that I wanted to
play about nobody wanting Ian at

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their wedding and.
I'm not sure.

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I don't know.
One does.

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Huh.
Like.

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Nobody does like I I I We both
agreed.

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Yeah, OK, well, nobody does want
you at the wedding.

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And we'll just play the song and
and see if this is the right

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song.
If it's I haven't made it.

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I made like 10 songs for you.
I just want you to know that.

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Wow, why are you so obsessed
with me?

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Because they weren't coming out,
you know, this weren't coming

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out the way I want them to come
out.

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They weren't hitting the mark
the way it needed to hit.

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So we'll see if this is the
correct one.

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This is nobody wants Ian at
their wedding.

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He rolls in late, no gift in
hand.

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OK, cracks of Joe.
No one understands.

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He's two shots deep before the
stair won't even begin.

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He hijacks the room just to make
it about him.

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He's not even drunk yet, it's
just who he nailed it.

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Nobody wants see an happy
wedding.

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He'll kill the moon.
No point in pretending.

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He'll Heckle your vows, chain
smoke by your cake.

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He'll sing karaoke like it's his
big break.

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He shows up loud and talks
through the speech, hits on the

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bride through his teeth.
He's a headache and sandals a

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ceremony curse.
And somehow he always makes

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everything worse.
Nobody wants seeing at their.

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Wedding you.
Get me?

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You really do.
That's the song.

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There's another there.
This really is actually not the

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correct version, but.
Oh, I think I was like, wow,

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like you.
It was.

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It was, it was hitting all the,
it was hitting all the all the

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details perfectly.
I thought that was the one

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because you just let it play.
Well the the lyrics were were

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right, but there was the other
one had a little bit of a a

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better beat to it.
I like.

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I like it when Reba sings about
me.

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Reba did a great job on that
one.

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We'll put that up on the Patreon
so you guys can hear the full

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song.
If you're a Patreon supporter,

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you get.
All the ones and let them decide

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which one they like, because you
said there were more versions.

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If you're a Patreon supporter,
you get the full signs.

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I'm thinking like maybe when we
play, when we do stroker fight

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songs on the podcast, they only
get a little sample of the song

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if you're not a subscriber.
I mean, they're playing the

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Spotify, people are paying 399,
just let them have it.

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But they can't download it like
this Patriot listeners like

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because I know I know some
people like our buddy listener

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Tim.
He downloaded No Wrong Hole and

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made it his fucking ringtone.
That's a great song by Spotify.

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People can't do that.
That's true.

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That's true, that's true.
But so we'll get that up on

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Spotify over on Patreon so you
can hear the whole song and then

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we'll make sure we play all the
songs, I guess for the Spotify

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people since the end because
they deserve it.

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But if you're paying for it, I
guess maybe.

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Because the Patreon people,
they've been there, you know,

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for so long, like Spotify, this
is a brand new thing.

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Like you got a reward people for
sticking around and paying, you

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know, like 6 bucks a month.
Because I'm sure a lot of these

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people have been doing it since
the beginning.

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Well, it's 399 on Patreon, it's
590 or 399 on Spotify, 599 on

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Patreon if you want to really
support show.

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So get on over there and do
that.

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Also, Hey, hey, look, is that a
new gun?

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Is that a new gun?
Strokes have it next to me

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today.
It's good.

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You should always.
Everybody show your weapons.

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Anybody got weapons in there
upstairs?

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I just.
Thought mine's damn mine's in

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my.
I could see it from where it is.

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It's at.
It's when do you start doing.

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Weapon J we know.
Just show weapons.

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We do, actually.
That's a great idea.

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When 2 N comes back, because she
has some, she's got some some

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weapons as well.
We can start.

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We start showing off our
weapons.

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And we make it.
Right.

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And come to our house and be
fucking hilarious.

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We got a bunch of comments and a
couple of voicemails and I want

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to get to before we move on to
the rest of the show.

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So let's do this first.
Not that damn show.

453
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,240
Don't you want to leave us a
message on that damn voicemail?

454
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,680
Yeah, I can tell you how to
leave us a message on that damn

455
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:39,040
voicemail.
Call 916312 DAM and damn 916312

456
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,720
DAM and damn.
All right, so the I believe the

457
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,280
first voicemail is a little
long.

458
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,960
The second one is open.
It's a story.

459
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,920
So you just it's not it's not a
terrible story.

460
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:52,320
It's it's our old or not our
old, but it's the hype guy,

461
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,520
Matt, hey.
MTV.

462
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:54,760
Nope, that's not.
See, that's wrong.

463
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,360
This is.
This is actually somebody else.

464
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,560
Poor decision damn it.
Here, Quick question for you.

465
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,360
Have you all taken some Southern
Comfort line?

466
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,440
Some hot dam.
Some Everclear.

467
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,320
Mix that together with some
Orange Jubilee.

468
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,000
MD 2020.
No.

469
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,720
That.
Sounds terrible.

470
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,440
That sounds like a really bad
idea, yeah.

471
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,160
Let us know how that went if you
can remember him.

472
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,600
He, this is this guy.
He's he's got a TikTok called, I

473
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,040
think it's called bad decisions
or poor decisions, something

474
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,200
like that.
And that's what he does, is he

475
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,480
mixes a bunch of alcohol
together and tries it out.

476
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,640
That sounds like a really bad
idea.

477
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,520
I kind of want to watch it.
It's pretty interesting stuff.

478
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,880
It's pretty interesting.
It's a huge fan.

479
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,360
All right, so here's Matt.
Damn it, hype man Matt here

480
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,400
today.
I don't know why I decided to do

481
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:51,840
this, but I just kind of
punished myself by listening to

482
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:56,520
how bad 98 Rock continues to be.
But that made me think of a

483
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,920
little story time.
A million years ago I was an

484
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:06,080
intern at 98 Rock, and one night
we were out in Roseville and we

485
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,800
were doing an event giving away
Nickelback tickets.

486
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:14,160
They were coming later that
summer, a group of drunk

487
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:18,040
females.
Come up to me and the the girl

488
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,760
that was getting married was
like Oh my God, like what are

489
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,320
you guys doing here?
Oh my God.

490
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:26,880
Nickelback tickets.
What do I got to do to get these

491
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:30,480
tickets?
And I was like, well, we haven't

492
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:34,040
really quite set up yet.
My manager was inside this and

493
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,440
that, kind of like trying to
tell her that I personally don't

494
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,880
have the Nickelback tickets.
She was like, what if I show you

495
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:46,640
my tits, will I get the tickets?
Then sure, why not?

496
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:52,560
She had a nice pair of tits and
her drunken friends were like.

497
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:56,120
Hey, we got to go.
Their party bus was leaving so

498
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,840
she showed me.
Your tapes and she didn't get

499
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:01,480
Nickelback tickets?
The joys of interning in radio.

500
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,760
Yeah, show us your pussy.
I don't know why that was one of

501
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,640
the biggest things that just, I
wouldn't say it like grinded my

502
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:13,040
gears, but it's just like, what
do I need to do to get you

503
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:16,880
people to understand We don't
carry tickets on our person.

504
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,280
I will be honest with there was
moments in time where I actually

505
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,040
had a couple of stacks of
tickets in my pockets for things

506
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,760
and there I'd be out and about
someone, be like hey, you know,

507
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,800
whatever, and I give them a pair
of tickets.

508
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,720
I don't know why I would have
them, but it actually did

509
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:32,960
happen.
Not anymore though, because

510
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,760
nobody has physical tickets
anymore for anything.

511
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,640
It's all digital shit nowadays.
Yeah, I try to block out that

512
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,200
whole other than the fact that I
enjoyed us working together.

513
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,080
I should have blocked out that
radio station in my head

514
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,800
mentally.
Dude so much.

515
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,040
Horrible.
I tried to block out the the one

516
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:51,280
I just got fired from back in
August, but I had left my phone

517
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,160
at home.
I was I was taking my girlfriend

518
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,920
home.
She came over here, it's like

519
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,440
maybe 12:30 at night.
I drive her home.

520
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,480
She lives like a mile and a half
away and it's dead silent in my

521
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,000
car.
And I'm like, all right, let's

522
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,640
see what they're doing.
It was the gayest pop punk emo

523
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,880
songs you could he listened to.
I'm like, this is not

524
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,880
rock'n'roll, that's
embarrassing.

525
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,240
And I wanted to, I wanted to
laugh so hard it almost made me

526
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,520
cry, but I was so tired.
It just made me mad.

527
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,560
Well, you know, I I I don't want
to get into all the details, but

528
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,360
over the week I said I sent a
message.

529
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,960
I said, did you guys see this?
Because it was about a former

530
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,800
employee who got another DUI.
Yeah.

531
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,280
And I was like, did you guys see
this?

532
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,440
Because I don't, I don't follow
and keep up with Reddit and keep

533
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,720
up with that stuff.
So I was like, is this real?

534
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:40,120
And it was, I was just thinking
like the amount of like Vince

535
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,560
Richards, I have to say it too.
And I like him.

536
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:49,800
But Fox, they enabled that shit
so bad, it allowed that to take

537
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,160
place.
And I know that they, I know

538
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,720
that that person's going through
a lot, losing someone, but

539
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:56,960
you're also going to kill
somebody.

540
00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:00,040
And they've enabled that.
They enabled all of that.

541
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,920
And it really just pisses me off
to think about what we had to go

542
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,560
through.
Dude, tell me about it.

543
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,120
Like we were treated poorly and
we were fucking, we were out

544
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:10,680
there fighting to to win and and
we were doing things that other

545
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,360
shows weren't doing and then but
they were just babying and

546
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,040
coddling this fucking guy who is
a total piece of shit.

547
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,440
What pissed me off the most was
we were there for like 5 years

548
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,800
and we were always considered
the new show.

549
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,920
I'm like it's been how long?
Why are y'all still treating us

550
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,160
this way?
But no, it was.

551
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,520
Really stupid.
I don't want to talk about radio

552
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,200
just.
Shitty sales.

553
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,280
Honestly just shitty
salespeople.

554
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,840
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.

555
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,680
But I.
I still deal with that sometimes

556
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,560
a day.
Like it's still like, yeah, just

557
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,760
people just don't like your
news.

558
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,080
Like why are you not telling me
you got everything you need?

559
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:49,040
So stupid.
For those that don't know, just

560
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,000
go, go fucking find the Reddit
thread and read what's going on,

561
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,120
because there's because I know
Ian, you said you want to talk

562
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,000
about I don't really want to
either, but man, that's that

563
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,640
whole story with that guy.
That old morning host has has is

564
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:04,440
disgusting and it's incredible.
It is.

565
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,400
It is shocking, the fact to
fall, to fall from where you

566
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,920
were at, to just allow yourself
to get to that way.

567
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,120
It's really sad.
I am sorry for the loss, but

568
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,440
yeah, you can't kill people on
the highway.

569
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,040
Nope that's crazy all right they
got a bunch of comments to get

570
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,600
to this one come to get some
emails too that have come in.

571
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,160
This is from Ron.
It says all right, gang, all

572
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:29,000
right, the gang is hilarious and
I want to support you this

573
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,160
capital want.
So the question is is I hate not

574
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,760
being able to watch the video
content on on pocket casts.

575
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,120
I don't know what Pocket Casts
is, but I think it's an I.

576
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,680
Don't know what that is.
But we are available on pretty

577
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,800
much all platforms so that would
make sense.

578
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,520
So he's asking if he should
either support us through

579
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,120
Spotify or Patreon.
He said which one supports you

580
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,080
all the best?
Spotify is already in use and I

581
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,840
hate the Patreon app, but if
Patreon is better for the gang

582
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:53,840
I'll suck it up.
He says.

583
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,320
Thank you for all for cracking
me up through my shifts working

584
00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:00,640
with assholes.
So you get a little more behind

585
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,960
the scenes with Patreon, right,
But Spotify is a cheaper

586
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,360
version.
You just get pretty much the

587
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:06,720
show, if I'm correct, right,
that's.

588
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,920
Yeah, that's exactly it, yeah.
So really, that's your choice.

589
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,520
Yeah, it's up to you.
If Spotify, you're.

590
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,280
Supporting us.
Yeah, either way, we appreciate

591
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,800
it.
So if Spotify is easier for you,

592
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,840
which is why we did this, is
because I know a lot of people

593
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:22,480
do use Spotify, then that's not
then just go for Spotify.

594
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,200
That's fine.
But if you want to get in, if

595
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,800
you want to be a little bit more
into a, into the community

596
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,040
that's on Patreon, get some of
the behind the scenes stuff,

597
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,400
some of the rants that I post,
Ian, Ian does his food reviews,

598
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,080
things like that and whatever
other new stuff we put on this

599
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,120
year.
Then join Patreon.

600
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,520
You know, it's your, it's really
your choice.

601
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,520
That's a bitch about karaoke
from time to time just because

602
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,000
y'all are pretty much tired of
it.

603
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,720
So I was like, yeah, I'll just
put it on Patreon.

604
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,280
Yeah, maybe start out with
Spotify and if you want more

605
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,000
than you can just move over, you
know what I mean?

606
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,080
Like you got always upgrade,
Yeah.

607
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:51,960
That's true.
That's.

608
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,040
Basically what it is I heard a
lot, I'm sure you guys may have

609
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,720
too, but a lot of people was at
last last Tuesday's episode

610
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,360
where we did the Happy cries.
People fucking loved that shit.

611
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,320
People were all about it when we
were doing those.

612
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,360
Were real people and they want
that they want to know that

613
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:09,120
we're we're not just, you know,
the the haha Dicks, pussies,

614
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,480
butt holes.
No, we have emotions.

615
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:17,000
We are also that, yes, let's be
real, but so because we we

616
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,160
didn't get messages about about
happy cries, Renee says.

617
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,840
After hearing the stories about
happy cries, I thought of mine

618
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:27,080
and she said I put my sweet dog
down in April 2025 after 17

619
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,200
years of companionship.
I miss her every day.

620
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,760
She was a rescue from Stockton
and seriously the best dog ever.

621
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,200
My son who's 28, he was 11 when
we brought her home, made it,

622
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,240
made a donation for the rescue
in her hand, blah.

623
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,600
Basically he's.
Blah blah blah her her happy

624
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,920
cry.
Then my daughter 26 sorry I just

625
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,560
didn't didn't read that part and
so anyway it was the first

626
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:51,200
present I opened and ugly cried
the the donation that her son

627
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,640
head mates.
Sorry, I didn't mean to blah

628
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,480
blah blah.
You Renee.

629
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,240
How?
Dare you?

630
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,640
Then my daughter, 26, who was 9,
gave me a digital frame loaded

631
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,680
with pictures of the dog.
It was a cry fest all around.

632
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,560
I.
Know I'm going to cry when

633
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,280
Dexter goes.
Fuck, I don't even like to think

634
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,960
about when the cats go.
I don't really care about when

635
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,280
the I have two dogs and one of
them, either one of them goes is

636
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,720
going to be upsetting.
I never thought I'd be this dog

637
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,640
person but I I see why I.
Remember you fighting tooth and

638
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,080
nail against her getting a dog
because she wanted one for so

639
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,920
long?
Then you get this tiny little

640
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:28,040
fucking Pokémon size dog.
And.

641
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:32,800
Then you got and once you got
the backpack for the dog with

642
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,280
the with the view hole so you
could take it on motorcycle

643
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,920
rides, I was like, that's it for
him.

644
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,840
Yeah, yeah, we.
So I'm still trying to hunt down

645
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,080
an asshole that lives over here
in this area where I live.

646
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:49,480
A my Co host on the actual
radio, she's walking her dog and

647
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,600
then she's able to get a Ring
camera footage.

648
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,560
Some asshole come by and clipped
her dog and hit it and left.

649
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,600
So she had to run the dog to the
vet.

650
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,800
Yeah, the dog's fine, just, you
know, just had to take some

651
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,320
medications.
But some asshole just hit the

652
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,720
fucking dog and left.
That's insane.

653
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,040
That's.
Nearly hit her.

654
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,080
Like if you watch the video,
nearly hit her.

655
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,560
I'm like, oh that's awful.
So we're looking for a white

656
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,160
issue, I'm supposed.
To say is she posting it on

657
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,560
Facebook because I'll share that
shit.

658
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,680
We did, yeah.
I shared it and we all shared

659
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:16,080
it.
We can't.

660
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,400
The cops.
There you go.

661
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,960
I mean, how much investigation
they going to do?

662
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,800
Yeah, but if the Internet gets
involved.

663
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,920
I'd like to, I mean, yeah,
because.

664
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,480
I mean, I want you to think
about this.

665
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:32,480
In the entirety of four movies,
John Wick killed like 1000

666
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,440
people because one dog died and
no one cared.

667
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,360
Pretty makes sense, Matthew here
says.

668
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,160
Ironstone Amphitheatre at
Murphy's, California hosts an

669
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,920
annual cow pie social, AKA Cow
Shit Bingo. 25 bucks a square.

670
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,920
Did we hear anybody that has
chickens or cows that would do

671
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,440
this?
We could do it live on Facebook.

672
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,640
Do we hear anything?
One of the damage posted on

673
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:01,360
patron and said another damage
she knows has has chickens but

674
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,360
that's as far as it went.
Lovely.

675
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,520
Danny, damn it, Danny said that.
For the record, I don't have

676
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,680
Ian's personal phone number, but
if someone wants to give it to

677
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,200
me, I can definitely work up a
good protein.

678
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,160
I think we were trying to get
Danny to send you a picture of

679
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,720
his poop maybe?
I.

680
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,760
Don't remember but that sounds
like US.

681
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:24,400
I will try that D Nice says
thanks for the morning tears

682
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,320
again back to the the happy
cries.

683
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,080
I'm definitely a crier.
Love you guys.

684
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,320
I'm going to make it make more
people cry is.

685
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,960
That another guy.
That's a guy, I think.

686
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,480
So there's another guy.
This guy Ryan right here is love

687
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,440
the conversation of happy cries.
Jen's story reminds me of my

688
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,080
youngest son.
On senior night he was doing

689
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,960
cheer and he did not fill me in
about senior night until the day

690
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,840
of.
I had to go to HR for approval

691
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,440
to allow me to leave early to go
watch.

692
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,640
When they announced his name,
all of the students screamed so

693
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,600
much louder than the other kids.
I was always shy in school so it

694
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,080
was awesome seeing that.
Then a few months ago, he

695
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,160
informs me that in that Army
recruiters, recruiters are

696
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,520
tough.
He was walking by their office

697
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,520
and they kicked the door open
and the next thing you know,

698
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,560
he's going to Sacramento from
Carson City to do some testing.

699
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,200
He leaves for the Army on March
30th.

700
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,600
Being a dad can be can bring
great moments and pride along

701
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,880
with stress made my eyes a
little wise.

702
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,360
You know, good for your son.
Man, That's that's awesome.

703
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:22,160
Thank you for that.
We appreciate him to go serve

704
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,560
the country.
It's that's if one of my kids

705
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,120
would have told me they were
doing that, I don't know how I

706
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,080
would have reacted.
I don't know.

707
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,800
But I do wish, but at the same
time I don't want it.

708
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,120
I do wish I would have though.
I know, me too.

709
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:39,000
Just five years.
Yeah, you get a little money,

710
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,920
you get, you know.
That's why I married.

711
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,680
That's why I got married.
I got I'm about to get military

712
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:44,760
insurance.
Don't.

713
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,400
Say that's why.
No, I'm just.

714
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,400
Kidding, got married.
No, she's, she's like, you know

715
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,160
what?
We only have $100 deductible in

716
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,080
all of us.
I'm like what?

717
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,120
Fucking awesome man.
This.

718
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,720
Shitty radio station has got
terrible insurance.

719
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,600
I can get what I've never.
Worked for a radio station that

720
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:05,560
had good insurance.
It's my wife works for Kaiser

721
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,120
and her insurance is fucking
great.

722
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,560
I.
Bet Yeah, yeah, no, she was

723
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,320
telling me.
But I'm going for real.

724
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,000
For real?
Yeah.

725
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,120
Oh yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, that's nice.

726
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,320
And no and no help with your
loans, your school student loans

727
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,400
like what I do.
That's what I'm saying.

728
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,680
Let's get married tomorrow.
And then you did.

729
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,360
Another comment here is this
from Jeremy says the first thing

730
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:34,680
that came to mind about vag
mints inserts instead of certs

731
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,000
the the candy certs.
Remember those?

732
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,080
He just called them inserts.
Vagina.

733
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:43,680
Mints.
#Dollar idea, Ali says.

734
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,520
Vag smell does not happen
because you don't shower, it's

735
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,120
because there's an internal
problem with your vag hole.

736
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,800
I like the word fat chol, but
I'm.

737
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,280
Sure, I'm sure showering
probably helps.

738
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,160
And then she calls you out
stroke and she says, why do fat

739
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,560
people have to be at Walmart
stroke?

740
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,120
Why can't they be at Target or
the mall?

741
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,320
Because fat people don't go
there.

742
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,720
I've never seen a fat person
hardly in Target buying a frozen

743
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,920
pizza fat.
People at Target, I see fat

744
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,600
people at the mall all the
fucking time.

745
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,679
I'm for real.
I mean, yeah, a couple more

746
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:18,719
comments here, Josh said.
I had an art teacher all the way

747
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,239
from elementary school to high
school.

748
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,120
She would just transfer and get
better positions.

749
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,760
Her name was Miss Wellman, but
my God, everyone called her Miss

750
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:30,120
Whale back.
That ass could shake Africa,

751
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,120
Dale.
Fuck, dude.

752
00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:37,560
OK.
All right.

753
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,120
Last one, this is Ali again.
She says these haters, are we

754
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,080
talking about the haters?
So the haters are funny I and

755
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,360
she quotes I hate them, but I
know everything that's going on

756
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,960
with them.
Obviously, they listen to our

757
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,360
show.
Obviously.

758
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,760
Hi haters.
Yeah.

759
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,320
Hi, haters.
We appreciate you guys tuning

760
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,719
in.
You're probably our biggest

761
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:55,880
supporters.
That's that.

762
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,280
That was the weirdest thing
because like, I didn't know

763
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,280
because like, because like we
make fun of that morning show

764
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,400
all the time.
I know nothing about what they

765
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,440
sound like.
Because like I said, I've only

766
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,640
listened like 20 minutes, but
this person was like, they knew

767
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,720
that you and Jen and Mandy and
Kyle were friends.

768
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:12,720
Like I we're on this show and we
didn't know that.

769
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,760
Yeah, this person is.
They were obsessed, but either.

770
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,480
Way you know what, these people
are stupid.

771
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:23,160
You bought his Turkey brine and
brine and it was and it was

772
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,000
fucking white label.
Let me explain that for you

773
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,960
stupid fucks.
That means people don't

774
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,720
understand that he slapped the
label onto something that was

775
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:33,840
already a product that we could
buy right now and slap our label

776
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,000
on it.
And you were fooled for years

777
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,520
because you're a dumb ass.
Yeah, unfortunately, guys, you

778
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,600
know, I think this it it Leela's
leader in this podcast.

779
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,360
We will pull back the fucking
curtain on some radio stuff and

780
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,680
we post it online.
And but that is a true fact

781
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,840
right there.
Which stroke said that white

782
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,040
label shit.
I mean, it's something that we

783
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,280
could do right now.
We could do that with.

784
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,480
We could.
Put our name on a wine bottle.

785
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,200
I mean, it's so fucking easy.
It's like, dude, you didn't you

786
00:35:56,200 --> 00:36:00,680
think if they were making the
the the gravier of the Turkey

787
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,400
brine, you think it would have
got out of Don's house?

788
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,840
She'd have ate it all?
Sorry.

789
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:08,120
Oh shit, I said that.
It's fun like I'm like they're

790
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,200
not the only people that do
that.

791
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,840
Like that wing place that stroke
took us to which I still haven't

792
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,040
forgiven him for.
I'm 90% sure those were Tyson

793
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,440
Nuggets my girlfriend ordered
that just came out of a freezer

794
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,360
bag like 20 minutes before we
ordered them.

795
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,760
Yeah, slap our name on it in
TDs.

796
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,080
There you go.
Boom.

797
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,080
Yeah, a lot of radio people, a
lot of podcasters do stuff like

798
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,880
that, and then they just sell it
as their own product.

799
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,880
I mean, we could if we really
wanted to cough.

800
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:35,640
But no, like, yeah, no, these
hats that that Mikey and I are

801
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,640
wearing, these are ours.
These were made.

802
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:38,880
This is not white label
anything.

803
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,480
These were made here.
Selling Lube?

804
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,440
We could.
We could want TDs Lube.

805
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,360
Oh wait, every time everybody's
about to fuck, they see our

806
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:46,880
picture.
Oh my.

807
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,280
God that'd be fucking hilarious.
Grab the Lube.

808
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:56,480
Grab the NTDS, Lube the.
Last thing I want to do is see

809
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,920
your faces when you're about to
fuck.

810
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,680
Instant fucking boner.
Gone.

811
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:02,480
Gone.
Instant impotent.

812
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,080
All right, if you ever want to
leave a comment or voicemail,

813
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,680
you know what to do.
You can just click the link in

814
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,800
the description and give us a
call.

815
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,240
Whatever, fucking just just do
it because we read them back and

816
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,080
no matter what they say, you can
leave them on Patreon, you can

817
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,480
leave them on Spotify, you can
leave them online, you can do

818
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,520
whatever you got to do and we
will read them.

819
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:25,000
But now I think, Ian, you have a
list for us, am I right?

820
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,240
Every once in a while I like to
because it happens to me.

821
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,960
It happens to you guys.
Every once in awhile there's

822
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:37,480
something that just makes you
feel old and.

823
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,800
Usually my kid.
Yeah, just recently, I think it

824
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:45,440
was two or three days ago,
because stroke's daughter and my

825
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,200
baby mama's daughter are the
same age.

826
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,800
She's not my daughter, but
they're the same age.

827
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:54,360
And she just turned 15 and I
went fuck, I feel so old because

828
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,040
I because I, I met her when she
was like 3 or 4 and I went, oh

829
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,560
God, it's been that long.
Fuck me, I am old.

830
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:04,040
Dude, my daughter said to me the
other day, she goes, you were

831
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,760
alive during the Cold War.
I was like, what?

832
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,320
Fuck you don't.
Fuck you.

833
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,400
And who the fuck do you think
you are?

834
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,000
Tell me I'm just alive.
And she was right.

835
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,360
I've been alive since well.
Still, you don't say that like

836
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,760
God.
Things.

837
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:17,920
Oh, they like to just tell
you're old.

838
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,720
I thought my parents were old in
their 30s, You know, I thought

839
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,640
they were old.
Now I'm old, but and.

840
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:27,480
I before I get to this list, to
anyone that I ever said was old,

841
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,800
that was in their 30s when I was
a kid, I am so stuck because I'm

842
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:34,360
35I deeply apologize for that.
Those people are probably dead

843
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:39,320
now, but still.
So this is a couple of things

844
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,160
that that will be turning 20
years old this year.

845
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,440
So damn.
It this is going to make me feel

846
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:49,120
really, really old.
Yeah, like for example, movie

847
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:53,440
wise, the movies, the movie Cars
will be turning 20 years old

848
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,720
this year.
No way, swear to God.

849
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,920
Yeah, the movie holding.
Up the movie holds up.

850
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,400
The fucking ride at Disneyland
holds up.

851
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,280
It's one of the best rides.
Oh.

852
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,320
That's a great ride, I know, but
20 years?

853
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,680
High school musicals turning 20
this year.

854
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,000
Well, I didn't know I that, that
I don't care about, but that's I

855
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,520
feel like that was only like 10
years ago maybe.

856
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,320
And Pirates of the Caribbean 2
is 20 years old this year.

857
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:18,600
Damn, that feels like to me
though, that feels like forever

858
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,960
ago.
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 I I

859
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,800
mean, it almost feels like it
should have been even longer ago

860
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:23,440
to me.
I.

861
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:28,200
Remember seeing the first one in
the theater and I was like 13

862
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:31,960
and I thought am I allowed to
watch this Because it got pretty

863
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,320
violent, which I loved but I was
like that.

864
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,520
It surprised me how violent this
movie was for a Disney film.

865
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,240
Yeah, and let's give up to
Johnny Depp.

866
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:44,040
He came out of that divorce and
that whole trial and that lady's

867
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,800
career is done 'cause she shit
in his bed.

868
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,680
I would just say I like wouldn't
give her credit to another man

869
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,600
out there.
He won.

870
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,200
He kicks ass dude.
He he, he definitely won.

871
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:59,520
Music wise, the song Sexy Back
is turning 20 years old.

872
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,040
Oh Jesus.
Wow.

873
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:04,320
Yeah.
Shakira's Hips Don't Lie is

874
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:09,200
turning 20 years old and Crazy
by Gnarls Barkley, which we used

875
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:13,000
to play on 98 Rock for God knows
what fucking reason.

876
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,640
That's 20 years old.
Yeah.

877
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:24,040
Oh my God.
Why did we play that on 98 Rock?

878
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,200
I don't loose.
Yourself.

879
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,680
I don't remember.
It was one of those things that,

880
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,760
you know, Peterman was always
like, we want to, you know, we

881
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,120
want to make people be like,
what the fuck?

882
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,040
Why are they playing this?
It was he.

883
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,560
He always was like we the hits,
play the hits, even if it's not.

884
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,320
It wasn't the worst.
I mean, it wasn't the worst

885
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,120
'cause he was playing Eminem and
it wasn't the worst.

886
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,720
It would just break it up.
Especially when you play in

887
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,760
fucking Evanescence over and
over and over and over.

888
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,720
No, fuck Evanescence.
Wake.

889
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,080
Me up.
Yeah, seriously.

890
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:52,520
But the the one I couldn't stand
was how, how often it was almost

891
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:56,000
every fucking day at 4:00,
coming out of a commercial

892
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:00,640
break, that fucking stained song
would play, remember?

893
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,640
We tried to call him out, call
out the PD for that, and then he

894
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,360
was like, no, it moves.
I move it all.

895
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,320
I move it around you.
Maybe you move it 10 minutes.

896
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:13,360
Yeah, every.
Day, every day and and I and we

897
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,200
and we would.
It could almost be a drinking

898
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,160
game at that point because I was
like every time, like thank God

899
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,480
there it's not an open rafter
concept because I would have

900
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,880
hung myself days ago from how
many times I had to hear that

901
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,200
fucking song.
If I never hear it again, I'll

902
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:29,280
be fine.
I would I would like to say I've

903
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:33,160
never met a rock radio
personality that enjoyed

904
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,200
Evanescence.
I was just thinking Oh my Co

905
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,680
host on the regular radio she
hates it.

906
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,000
I know all of you have said how
much you hate it.

907
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:43,560
I I'm out of.
Radio and I still hear it

908
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,040
because people want to sing it
at the bar.

909
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,760
Yeah, like every time it comes
home, it's like, please stop.

910
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:54,400
Yeah, song sucks.
TV shows Heroes, which I did not

911
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,880
watch, is turning 20 years old.
Oh.

912
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,640
My God, really?
That Yeah, I remember that show.

913
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,960
That was a pretty decent show.
I watched the first season.

914
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,600
It was pretty good.
I love this show, I still do.

915
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:09,080
Psych is turning 20 years old.
I thought that shows way I'm

916
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:13,440
going to lie.
And Dexter is turning 20 years

917
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,080
old.
Fuck.

918
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:20,400
I did not see that coming, God.
Damn I don't watch.

919
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:24,080
I didn't watch my my.
Earbuds Dexter Dexter's turning

920
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,320
20 years old this year.
It doesn't seem like it.

921
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,560
No.
And I loved, I mean I love it.

922
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:35,400
Still holds up. 20 years ago,
Pluto was declassified as a

923
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,520
planet.
I remember that they lied to us.

924
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,600
Isn't it a planet again?
Didn't they say, well, you know

925
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,600
what, it's a planet now.
Technically it's considered a

926
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:47,440
dwarf planet, but I'm still I,
I, I tell my kid like when he,

927
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,720
if he ever comes home needing to
make a solar system, I'll be

928
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:53,880
like, no, we're putting Pluto in
that motherfucker.

929
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,640
I don't care.
Fuck what your teacher says.

930
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,280
Because if we're still calling
it we, we don't call.

931
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,000
We didn't, we didn't give
anything else a name, but we

932
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,560
still call it Pluto because some
people just can't let go.

933
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,600
Like me.
I was taught for 15 years that

934
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,880
Pluto was a planet, and I'll be
damned if anybody's going to

935
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,480
tell me it's not.
What made them say it wasn't

936
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,520
like what happened?
All this was was.

937
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,520
Too small.
Get out of here.

938
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:19,160
Fuck off.
Steve Irwin was killed by a

939
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,440
Stingray 20 years ago.
God.

940
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,800
Damn.
Wow, it's been that long?

941
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,480
Everyone sounds like.
His son this has been the the

942
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,280
2025 was like the year for his
son.

943
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,520
Did you guys hear like he?
Went like Dancing with the Stars

944
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,240
or something, yeah.
He went Dancing with the Stars

945
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,600
is like everybody loves that
guy.

946
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,800
And I watched a little bit of
that because my wife loved it.

947
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,080
And I was like, this dude is a
really good dancer.

948
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,160
He seems like such a really
good.

949
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,640
They they his whole family seems
like good people.

950
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:46,160
If they brought back the
crocodile Hunter, I'd watch the

951
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,840
shit out of it.
Yeah, Especially if it was his

952
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,320
it.
But that's the only way it

953
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,240
works.
It has to be his family or his

954
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,360
kid.
No one else can be the Crocodile

955
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:54,520
Hunter.
People would.

956
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,440
I mean, it's 20 years later, but
I still can't get over the fact

957
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,160
that a Stingray got him.
I know of all things.

958
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:05,800
Yeah, that's crazy. 20 years
ago, the Nintendo Wii was

959
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,880
released.
God, we used to play the hell

960
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,880
out of that back in the day.
Yeah.

961
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,960
And subsequently somebody lost
their life 20 years ago, I'm

962
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,960
assuming with we for a we, I
don't know what.

963
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,040
I don't think it was 20 years
ago, was it?

964
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,120
Oh fuck it.
Yeah, I think it was pretty.

965
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,720
Damn close.
I know we never got to kill a

966
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:28,720
listener, thank God.
We still can.

967
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:31,640
There's still time, guys.
It's podcast now.

968
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:32,440
I think we're good.
We can.

969
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,680
Do whatever we want, we'll kill
them for fun.

970
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,520
I was always afraid because you
know you, you, you.

971
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,160
We hear from people all the time
they have to pull over because

972
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,360
they're laughing so hard.
I was always worried about

973
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,760
killing somebody because we made
them laugh so hard they got

974
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,720
distracted and ran off the side
of the road.

975
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,440
Do you get upset or do you?
Are you proud of yourself or

976
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,720
something like that?
Yes.

977
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,760
I guess they probably sue us and
then we worked at Odyssey.

978
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,760
They'd have been like, you guys
should not be funny.

979
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,840
That's the thing like there's,
there are these, there's these,

980
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,760
there's these lawsuits that
everybody makes fun of.

981
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:07,000
But there there was a lawsuit
where I think somebody sued a

982
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:07,880
theme park.
It was either.

983
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:08,960
It was, I think it was
Universal.

984
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,120
What for scaring her too much?
Could you sue us for making you

985
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,080
laugh too hard?
That would be great.

986
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:15,840
That would be great.
Gross.

987
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,480
Oh, I'd.
Wear that with a badge of honor.

988
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,080
Yeah, yeah, that'd be a good
loss I'd.

989
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,240
Be kind of proud of that.
Like please publish this please.

990
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,520
I'll share it and I'll give you
one more.

991
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:30,280
Twitter debuted 20 years ago on
March 21st.

992
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,440
I, I still, I still call it
Twitter.

993
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,560
I don't give a fuck.
I know Mikey goes there for his

994
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:40,600
news but I hate fucking X
Twitter X whatever I I.

995
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,760
Go there daily and it's that's
where I see stuff and you know,

996
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,440
people trying to, you know, talk
shit about Candace Owens and

997
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,360
there's all kinds of great.
Like the place is hilarious.

998
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,720
That guy.
I just have to tell you that is

999
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:53,800
the place where all the If you
think Reddit is bad, holy shit,

1000
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,440
Twitter is fucking great.
Twitter lets you put your

1001
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,800
titties into coochie on the
Internet like they don't care.

1002
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,400
That's true.
Yeah.

1003
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,160
So, all right, those, that's a
lot of things turning 20.

1004
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,880
Yeah, my, my back hurts just
reading that.

1005
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,240
Damn, we are getting old.
Oh.

1006
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:16,120
Damn dude.
Guess I need to start shopping

1007
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,760
for that plot of land to bury
myself in.

1008
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,920
I.
Know, dude, hi.

1009
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:20,960
Now your wife will do it for
you.

1010
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:28,920
So 20 years ago was what, 2006?
2006 five 2006 I was like 3.

1011
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,400
Four years in the radio, I was
young, I was AI.

1012
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:37,160
Was a sophomore.
I was I was getting ready to

1013
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,920
move to California for my second
radio job or third radio job.

1014
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,360
I was in high school listening
to Stroke on the radio.

1015
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,520
That's.
Horrible.

1016
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,360
Please don't ever.
Please go tame that I.

1017
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,600
Can't help.
It fuck that was a long time ago

1018
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,800
man.
It was.

1019
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,440
Those were the times, though.
Those were the good old days,

1020
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,840
and then that was good.
The end of the good old days of

1021
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,320
radio.
Right.

1022
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,640
Yeah, it was.
And I remember, like there was

1023
00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:07,960
things you could say still in
movies when you watched the two

1024
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,800
early 2000 movies.
You still hear certain words you

1025
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:11,160
like.
Yeah.

1026
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,880
'Cause like 2006, 2000, that
that's, that's like the years of

1027
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:20,440
like Anchorman and and Ricky
Bobby and, you know, movies that

1028
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,760
still took a chance, 'cause
like, that was like the last

1029
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,840
good decade for comedies, in my
opinion, Yeah.

1030
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:27,800
Oh yeah, for sure.
There's nobody doing.

1031
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,720
There's nobody.
Do we even make comedies

1032
00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:30,600
anymore?
They.

1033
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,800
Do.
But they don't, A, they don't

1034
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,400
make as much money and B they go
straight to streaming where like

1035
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,120
we've said before, they don't
put as much effort into being

1036
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,440
funny as they used to 'cause
they used to have.

1037
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:44,360
They used to have what we call
in the business writers.

1038
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,080
Now you just hire somebody that
can improv through an entire

1039
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,800
movie, and that's not as fun.
Yeah, and once Brokeback

1040
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,240
Mountain came out, it just
queered it all up and came.

1041
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:56,520
Movies are just awful.
I didn't see that it was.

1042
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,000
About that time when?
Did that movie come out?

1043
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,960
No who come up with that movie?
Like 2 Cowboys just holding each

1044
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:07,280
other and Dick in their mouth.
That's what's called Oscar bait,

1045
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,680
OK?
I never watched it.

1046
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,160
I was like I.
Don't, I don't remember what

1047
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:16,080
year it came out, but what I do
remember is I was, yeah.

1048
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:20,400
Because I, I think I was in high
school listening to Stroke and

1049
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,960
he, I think he was talking about
people were protesting that

1050
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,520
movie at our local theater.
Really.

1051
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:29,080
Yeah, I don't know queer stuff
around here.

1052
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:33,240
Queer cab boys.
Yeah, I remember listening to

1053
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:35,240
Stroke on the radio talking
about that movie.

1054
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,560
Oh my God, that's fucking
hilarious.

1055
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:40,000
I'm trying to see what year that
came out now since we brought

1056
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,680
that up.
Let's see, people.

1057
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,120
Fucking protested Brokeback
Mountain?

1058
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,720
Are you sure?
Yeah.

1059
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,040
We don't live in California.
You know.

1060
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:49,600
Things are a little different in
Florida.

1061
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:50,760
Like what?
The queers?

1062
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,360
I got them queers.
Can you imagine tricking some

1063
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,200
way to go with me?
Brokeback Mountain came out in

1064
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:58,040
2005.
Can you imagine tricking a

1065
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,360
redneck to go in there and he's
like watching the movie and he's

1066
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,000
like, what the fuck?
Go check out this that would.

1067
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,120
Be fun.
That would be a lot of two.

1068
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:09,480
1005, 2005 So yeah, ever since
then, everything went queer.

1069
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,840
Damn, how about that?
Everything queer.

1070
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,240
Everything went fake and gay.
Everything's fake and gay.

1071
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:19,400
Yeah.
Even the show stroke wax

1072
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:23,480
asshole.
I know you've watched the early

1073
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,240
movies.
I mean, I'm just using the word

1074
00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:26,520
like they moved, they're using
the movie.

1075
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,800
They would say fag and it had
nothing to do with being gay.

1076
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:31,640
They would just say it, you know
what I mean?

1077
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,160
Like it'd be like who being a
fag, It had nothing to do with

1078
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,640
being gay.
I don't.

1079
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,720
Think anybody's ever in a movie
that I've ever watched called a

1080
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:41,120
gay person that ever?
It's no I.

1081
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,400
Don't think so either.
It's always just.

1082
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,400
I've seen gay people call
themselves that before.

1083
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,920
And it and.
It was hysterical, dude.

1084
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,560
Oh my God.
Because like, because when I was

1085
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:56,000
in college, there were some
friends that a bunch of us got

1086
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:00,240
together because they were going
to vote on gay marriage.

1087
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:04,000
So we went down there to the, to
some of the voting centers to,

1088
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,720
to hype it up.
And we're like, yes, you know,

1089
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,720
let legalize gay marriage, these
two, these two guys walk by and

1090
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:13,200
we're like, excuse me, are you
in favor of gay marriage?

1091
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,680
And they're like, we're fags.
What do you think?

1092
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,920
And I went, I, I about pissed my
fans.

1093
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:20,920
I laughed so fucking hard when
they when he said that.

1094
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,480
We used to work with a guy and
he would call out other guys

1095
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,320
that were too gay.
Like he's super gay.

1096
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:27,840
Remember John?
Johnny.

1097
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:28,720
Yes.
I didn't make.

1098
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:30,120
Fun of him?
Well, this guy.

1099
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,280
This guy was gay and we worked
with him for like 8 months

1100
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:36,960
before we even knew that because
he's like, yeah, my husband and

1101
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,400
all this.
And I'm like, you're what?

1102
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:40,840
And I and I ran to the next
room.

1103
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,480
I'm like stroke, did you know
John was gay?

1104
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,840
And he's like, no, I'm like
John, come here, tell Stroke

1105
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,080
what you just told me.
And we were like, what?

1106
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,600
That's crazy.
No way.

1107
00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:54,560
There are some, there's just are
some gay guys that just have a

1108
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,680
really good sense of humor about
things or some that are that

1109
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,880
don't actually harass you all
the time like Orphan Andrew used

1110
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:00,200
to do.
Oh.

1111
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,400
Yeah.
I love Orphan.

1112
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,680
He's he's, I mean, I'm not
trying to, you know, get him in

1113
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:05,760
any shit.
He was good people.

1114
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,240
He's sexy.
He was cool.

1115
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:08,360
Everybody all the time.
Yeah.

1116
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,400
Like John was cool, but he would
go, he would go, that guy's

1117
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:14,480
being so fagged and I'm like,
you're gay.

1118
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,040
You can't say that.
Like I guess.

1119
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:20,080
He can't say that.
As I say, that's almost their N

1120
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,160
word.
Yeah, pretty much.

1121
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,320
Right.
And is that what it is?

1122
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,640
He's making us gays look bad.
I'm like, because he's too gay.

1123
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,520
I like when.
He what's funny is he would even

1124
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,920
say that about his husband
because his husband like because

1125
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:36,840
our, our friend John, you know,
you could not tell by hanging

1126
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,240
out with him for for hours.
You would not be able to tell.

1127
00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:44,960
But his husband would come in.
Yeah, yeah.

1128
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,680
But his husband, he literally
would say sometimes it's like

1129
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,240
he's too gay for for the for
what we're like.

1130
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:52,040
He's like, he's acting super gay
right now.

1131
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:56,040
But I love them both.
His husband does my taxes which

1132
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,640
is hilarious.
Yeah, he has great.

1133
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,480
He has great vocals.
That's for all the Dicks

1134
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,320
sucking.
Yeah, we tell.

1135
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,720
I tell him that to his face,
though, because he's a good guy.

1136
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,280
Yeah, I miss that dude.
Fucking all that Dick.

1137
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,360
I wouldn't even know how to suck
a Dick.

1138
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:16,000
I'm like, he should go off of my
mouth anytime.

1139
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,560
He's going to do it the way
you'd want it to be done to you,

1140
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,520
right?
I don't know, the whole time I'm

1141
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,080
thinking, is this bitch about to
go off?

1142
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,320
That would always be in the back
of my mind.

1143
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,840
But yeah, at the same time, like
there, I guess we got to bring

1144
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,040
it back our like our for
$1,000,000.

1145
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:36,440
Would you do it?
For a million.

1146
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,120
Yeah.
Hey, man, a million's a million.

1147
00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:42,960
I know I wouldn't be good at
giving somebody head, though.

1148
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,120
I'd be like, yeah, like.
This isn't based.

1149
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,880
On I'd be the worst blowjob ever
gave Yeah, like it's.

1150
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:51,080
It's not based on performance.
It's just you do it and it's

1151
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:55,160
over and you get the money.
First of all, I want to.

1152
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,880
I don't want to see, I don't
want to, I don't want to see

1153
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,600
him.
I want to see the check the

1154
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:02,760
whole time.
I want to see that check.

1155
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,680
I want to look at the check as
I'm like.

1156
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,080
But if it's 1,000,000 bucks, I
don't know that I'd be able to

1157
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:11,080
turn it down.
It's a lot of money.

1158
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,520
Do your balls tickled?
Do you want your balls tickled?

1159
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,480
That's another another.
You're going to have to give me

1160
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,120
another million for that.
Yeah, I.

1161
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:24,280
Need Jen here.
Walking out a room with Dick

1162
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,800
breath.
Pop off a piece of my Dick.

1163
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:30,360
There it is.
Let's move on.

1164
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:33,800
Yeah, we should move on because
we stroke brought up a really

1165
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,120
good idea.
He's brought this up a bunch of

1166
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:37,600
times and we never really did
it, but it was you.

1167
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:40,560
Don't listen.
Basically what happened in your

1168
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:45,040
town this week, or we all just
kind of find one really crazy

1169
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:50,120
out, just outrageous story that
happened in our town or at least

1170
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:51,320
around our town.
No.

1171
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,000
Because nothing happens and I I
live in Rockland.

1172
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:54,960
That's.
What I'm saying, are you going

1173
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:58,120
to go Rockland or Sacramento or
Cleveland because you, I don't

1174
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,880
know what you claim to be your
hometown.

1175
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,120
I couldn't.
Win Cleveland.

1176
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:02,720
I even think about that.
I but I I thought you were.

1177
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:06,320
In Cleveland I should have win
Cleveland if if. 2 N was here.

1178
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,680
I would definitely do Cleveland.
So when we play this game again

1179
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:11,880
and when when she comes back,
you can have Sacramento area and

1180
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:12,200
I'll do.
This.

1181
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,680
I think I won this one this
week.

1182
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:15,920
Well, all right.
Well then, do you want to go

1183
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,040
first or do you want to go last?
Don't matter, I'm still going to

1184
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,560
win because this story is so
fucking crazy that it's like.

1185
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,520
If yours is that we'll save
yours for last then, because,

1186
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,680
because I, I think that that if
it's going to be that good, then

1187
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,880
it is what it is.
Ian's I know already know a

1188
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,160
little bit of and it's kind of
depressing, I think.

1189
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,480
So why don't you go first, Ian,
and then I'll go.

1190
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,040
We'll just go, we'll go ahead
and get this out of the way.

1191
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:45,440
A fire broke out at the Zoo
World Zoological Park on Front

1192
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:48,080
Beach Rd. here in Panama City
Beach, claiming the lives of

1193
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:51,480
seven lemurs.
Yeah, that's sad.

1194
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,320
Yeah.
Not only that, this is also the

1195
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:59,240
same town that last year our
aquarium killed 4 dolphins.

1196
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:03,200
We should not be housing animals
on Panama City Beach.

1197
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:07,640
We are so fucking bad at it.
It's not the same place, right?

1198
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,560
No, no, no.
These are two separate places,

1199
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,800
but they used to take us to both
of those places on field trips.

1200
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:16,040
Like we go to Zoo World like in
the spring and then like in the

1201
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,360
in the fall we go to whatever.
Like that's just, this is where

1202
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,000
we went when we were kids and
what?

1203
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Do you mean is a lemur?
I don't worry, I gotta Google.

1204
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,240
This is what my my cat, yeah.
Lemur a little bit.

1205
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:31,800
So they died from.
They didn't die necessarily in

1206
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,000
the fire.
It was the smoke that took him

1207
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,120
out.
Yeah.

1208
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:37,320
They thought it was 6, but then
the next day he was like, Nope,

1209
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:38,960
it was 7.
I'm like, oh great, that's

1210
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:39,720
sadder.
Yeah.

1211
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:44,360
And I know, I know a firefighter
who was on the scene and it

1212
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,960
nearly broke his heart because
he's like loves animals.

1213
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,880
So it really hurt him a lot.
I'm just.

1214
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,880
Going to show it but I won't.
No, I won't show but.

1215
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,320
Yeah, a lot of people were were
seriously concerned because my

1216
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,800
girlfriend, she was like, is the
giraffe OK?

1217
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,800
I hope the giraffe's OK.
I'm like, I'm sure it is.

1218
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:06,200
But I mean, yeah, it was, it was
a big deal around here.

1219
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:14,760
Damn, that's that's sad.
My story is not sad at all, but

1220
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,320
it's pretty frustrating for
people who have to ride the RT.

1221
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,560
If you were stranded this past
week in Sacramento taking the

1222
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,560
public transportation, you can
blame some copper thirsty

1223
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,280
dirtbag who decided to treat
Sacramento's train system like a

1224
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,640
fucking scrap yard.
Here's my Here's my rendition of

1225
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,920
what this guy might actually
look like he looks like.

1226
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:33,960
Rickety cricket.
This could potentially be him,

1227
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:38,920
maybe not, I don't know AI made
this, but the story is multiple

1228
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:42,840
sections of the gold line got
jacked for copper wiring and I'm

1229
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:46,120
talking about actual signal and
power wires, not just some shit

1230
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:48,920
off a fence or whatever.
They forced the trains to shut

1231
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,000
down.
People had to get get off mid

1232
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,800
route and figure out how the
fuck they're going to get to

1233
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,560
basically walk or find another
ride.

1234
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,440
I don't feel what the fuck
you're going to do So this isn't

1235
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:01,240
your this guy.
He like you know people steal

1236
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,680
catalytic converters and stuff
for the for the copper.

1237
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:07,840
This guy was stealing basically
train tracks like public

1238
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:11,280
transportation that gets used on
a daily basis.

1239
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:14,080
This guy's in there stealing
this shit to go sell it for, you

1240
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,840
know, probably fucking crack or
whatever.

1241
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:20,200
I don't understand this.
Why is copper so expensive?

1242
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,040
It didn't.
I don't feel like people were

1243
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:23,000
stealing.
Everything.

1244
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,440
When people weren't stealing
copper when I was a kid, were

1245
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,960
they?
I don't know if you just didn't

1246
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:32,520
worry about it, but yeah, copper
just goes in fucking everything.

1247
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:35,040
That's why people steal it, and
you can get a good price for it.

1248
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,000
I didn't even know people stole
catalytic converters till I

1249
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,200
moved to California.
I'm like, what the fuck is that?

1250
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:40,960
I don't know.
Yeah.

1251
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,440
That doesn't happen around here
like it does in California.

1252
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:45,760
Yeah, I.
Don't I think they're, I don't

1253
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,800
know that they're on all cars,
are they?

1254
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:50,360
I think they're only on.
Cars, I have no idea because

1255
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,680
like, I didn't know what that
was.

1256
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,440
And it happened to a friend of
mine when I lived out there.

1257
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:57,040
I didn't know what that meant.
She's like, I can't.

1258
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,160
Someone stole my catalytic
converter.

1259
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:01,040
I'm like, well, we've got hot
water if you want to use our

1260
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,240
shower.
I didn't know what that fucking

1261
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,640
meant.
Well, this people steal it for

1262
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,200
the, the, the, the copper and
they sell it for like, you know,

1263
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,400
50 bucks a fucking spool or
whatever.

1264
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,480
And then they go just go buy
crack or who knows what the fuck

1265
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:14,800
they do with it.
But they ended up catching one

1266
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,600
of these guys.
Apparently there was more than

1267
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,480
one of them, but the, the RT,
the SAC RT was shut down near

1268
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:23,000
sunrise and Folsom and downtown.
But there's they're still trying

1269
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,280
to fix all this shit so.
Your if your day got.

1270
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,560
Ruined.
You can.

1271
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,960
You can be ruined by this
crackhead.

1272
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,400
That's the weirdest.
On stroke I got to know.

1273
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,440
I will say this before, before
you go on stroke, there was

1274
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,280
another there.
There was a couple other stories

1275
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:40,360
because I don't get called out
by people and I realized that

1276
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,560
there was some crazy fucking.
There was like a really bad fire

1277
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:43,960
and a couple of things.
I just don't want to get to

1278
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:45,160
those because there was deaths.
Well.

1279
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,280
Fire in California.
You're blowing my mind.

1280
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:48,840
Yeah.
Yeah, but somebody died and it

1281
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,160
was not good, so there.
So I feel like an asshole.

1282
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,360
Yeah, well anyway, but go on
stroke.

1283
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:55,880
All right, I'll bring it up.
This is right down the street

1284
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,560
from me, like within a mile,
this place.

1285
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:03,720
On Tuesday, police responded to
a place called Palms of the

1286
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:08,000
Emerald Coast Massage Parlor to
investigate an alleged attack.

1287
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,040
Someone from the Department of
Health was there and they were

1288
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:12,720
kind of doing their, like,
inspection.

1289
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,400
Make sure everything was, you
know, properly done.

1290
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:19,360
And the cops had to show up
because the the people from the

1291
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:21,320
Department of Health called
them.

1292
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:25,240
A woman was showing her ass.
Her name is her name is almost

1293
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,560
unbelievable, but her name is.
I want to make sure I get this

1294
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:34,040
right.
Wang Wang, Hang Wang.

1295
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:36,760
I'm not making that up.
That's.

1296
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,480
Fucking great.
Yeah, I'm not making this up.

1297
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:40,440
Yeah.
Hang Wang.

1298
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,840
So they showed up and the cops
showed up.

1299
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,320
They tried to cuff the woman,
Fang Wang, she began.

1300
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,280
Here's where I'm confused by the
story.

1301
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:51,240
Please help me.
This is the police report

1302
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:54,680
defecating towards the officers
in an attempt to avoid being

1303
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:57,400
arrested.
Towards them like was she like

1304
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,600
that's?
All she asked to I point my ass

1305
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,000
at.
You and fire.

1306
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,080
I don't feel like poop shoots
out like that, it just I feel

1307
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:08,200
like it would just fall.
Have you ever had beer shits?

1308
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:10,920
All right, you know what?
That is valid.

1309
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,080
I have had.
It was rode in the police report

1310
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:16,240
defecating towards the officers
in an attempt to avoid being

1311
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,800
arrested.
So I'm picturing ass running

1312
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:21,240
backwards.
I don't know and just.

1313
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:25,040
Backing up towards them like.
Won't fuck with me, I'm going to

1314
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:25,600
shoot my poopy.
Oh.

1315
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,320
Yeah, it didn't work.
She was arrested for battery.

1316
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,960
By the way, this place, Palms of
Emerald Coast, was previously

1317
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,000
called Classy Spa.
Before that it.

1318
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,160
Was not anymore, she just
downgraded them.

1319
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,560
Classy spa they.
Lost a few stars, let me tell

1320
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:41,120
you.
Yep.

1321
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:44,160
Yeah, so she's running an ass
backward shit and trying to shit

1322
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:47,040
on cops.
I mean, you're right, that story

1323
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:47,600
wins.
That's.

1324
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:51,640
I mean, I was so happy.
I I was like, this story is

1325
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:53,520
going to go national and it did
this week.

1326
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:57,280
I was like you.
Know what on the on the on the

1327
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:00,840
on the Florida scale.
I I got to give that one a mug

1328
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:01,480
shot.
Dolphin.

1329
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:04,480
Yeah, if that didn't make it, it
would have made it in Florida

1330
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:09,720
news for sure.
Oh my God, if you are not on

1331
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:12,280
Patreon or even Spotify now
watching the video, you just

1332
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:15,080
missed the most random thing
that Ian has ever put on the

1333
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,080
screen before.
I was so confused.

1334
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:18,880
I was like, what was?
That put that back up there.

1335
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:25,200
This is your Florida scale and
it's a it's a a fucking dolphin

1336
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,840
on.
The Florida On the Florida

1337
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:28,720
scale, this gets a mug shot
dolphin.

1338
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:31,560
Mug shot dolphin.
What's the Florida scale?

1339
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,440
How?
How do we know with like?

1340
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:35,840
Shit in the words officer trying
to shit on them.

1341
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:39,880
I would say that's a 10.
What's what's the worst possible

1342
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:41,880
thing that you could get on the
Florida scale?

1343
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:44,320
It's the.
Florida scale.

1344
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:46,400
So it really just depends on
what you did.

1345
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:50,480
Only thing she could do was like
shit in her hand and then wipe

1346
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:52,560
it on their faces.
I mean, that's I can't think.

1347
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:55,600
Of anything worse, like for
example, like because yours,

1348
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,240
your story Mikey does have
Florida elements to it

1349
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,560
definitely sounds like something
like somebody's stealing copper

1350
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:03,080
off a train.
Yeah, that sounds like something

1351
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,520
that could happen in Florida.
And I would give that 1A mullet

1352
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:08,240
Gator.
Oh my God.

1353
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:12,480
That's perfect as this.
That looks like somebody or a a

1354
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:13,920
Gator that would steal.
Yeah.

1355
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:16,560
Put Copper Guy back up there and
we'll compare the 2.

1356
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:20,040
There, there he is, right there.
And there he is, right there

1357
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:21,640
that they're the, they're the
same person.

1358
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:25,200
Yeah, they are.
That's hilarious. 3000 miles

1359
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,200
away, but they are the same
people.

1360
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:29,640
Holy shit, that's funny as hell.
I love the Florida scale.

1361
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:30,880
We got to keep that.
We can bring that up.

1362
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:31,880
I'll.
Keep the Florida scale.

1363
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:34,160
Porter Scale's great.
Great.

1364
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,600
Well, I guess you wait.
If we keep doing this, maybe we

1365
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,280
should we should start doing it.
No, we won't do it this week,

1366
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:41,440
but when when 2 ends back and we
keep doing this, we could put it

1367
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,080
for a vote for the damage and
let them pick.

1368
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,160
Put a poll up.
But pick which one, yeah.

1369
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,840
Whose city's more fucked up this
week?

1370
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:48,400
This week, whose city's more
fucked up?

1371
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,040
I.
Mean, I think mine won, but you

1372
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:51,600
know, I'm so happy.
Won.

1373
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:53,560
Yeah, there's no I.
Was so happy by that story to be

1374
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:55,120
down the street.
I'm like, this is awesome.

1375
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:58,080
I did.
I mean, I'm Wang fame Wayne.

1376
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:01,200
I can admit that I I did, I
didn't look too hard because

1377
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,960
that's the biggest thing that
happened in our hometown this

1378
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:07,040
week because that's that's all
anybody was talking about for

1379
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,440
for days.
That's big news, yeah.

1380
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,480
Anyway.
Anyway, let's move on.

1381
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:13,720
We do.
We haven't done this in a little

1382
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:14,840
while.
I don't think we've done it all

1383
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,120
year.
As cheesy as that.

1384
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:19,440
All year.
Let's do a fucking Craigslist,

1385
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:20,600
man.
You got a list of those?

1386
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:24,160
It's been a while.
My deepest desire is.

1387
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,160
There a place on the web that
panders to my lust.

1388
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:29,040
Too desirable.
Craig's Lust.

1389
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:32,120
And I know, I know that we give
them shout outs every once in a

1390
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:36,880
while, but I just wanted to to
decentralize this Craig's lust

1391
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:42,520
to the biggest little city in
the world, Reno, NV.

1392
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:47,400
We know they're big over there.
And you, if you have a town that

1393
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:50,200
you want me to feature on
Craigslist, leave it in the

1394
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:54,200
comments of this episode and I
will read it and I will and I'll

1395
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:57,000
and I'll see what I can do.
Was this a this was a damn it

1396
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:59,760
suggested, wasn't it a damn it?
Say do Reno once I do.

1397
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:02,720
Believe so, but I wanted to do
it just because we we've been

1398
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:05,440
growing in that area and I want
us to continue to grow in that

1399
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:08,240
area.
In Reno.

1400
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,760
Looking to entertain in my well
equipped playroom.

1401
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:19,280
This is a 68 year old man
experienced master in between

1402
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:22,040
slaves right now.
I did not like saying that.

1403
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:25,760
I'm going to be honest.
Have a turn the music down.

1404
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:30,320
Have a very well equipped
playroom with new fucking

1405
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:33,760
machine, handheld machine,
milking machine.

1406
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:39,600
Wide variety of floggers, whips,
toys, vibes, Electro and sharps.

1407
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:45,000
Only interested in female and
but we'll consider couples.

1408
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:49,200
No strings, just fun.
Respecting limits yet pushing

1409
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,520
boundaries.
Discretion assured.

1410
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:54,320
Milking machine.
That's what I thought.

1411
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:55,720
I'm glad you brought that back
up.

1412
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:58,880
What the hell is even is that?
Like a machine that sucks you

1413
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:01,560
off I guess.
I was assuming like a breast

1414
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:04,240
pump or something but it could
be anything he.

1415
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:07,920
Could have just said breast pump
milking machine sounds so weird

1416
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,040
I.
Mean, I guess daddy's milk

1417
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:14,480
tastes funny.
That's pissed off.

1418
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:21,400
Look at her and see any ladies
into water sports, no?

1419
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:26,480
Probably not.
That's a 40 year old man looking

1420
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:30,160
for a woman into water sports.
Parentheses piss play.

1421
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:31,280
If you weren't figuring it out,
he.

1422
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:33,960
Wants to pee on you or he wants
to be peed on.

1423
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:38,560
Seeing a woman piss is a huge
turn on for me.

1424
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:41,160
I would also love to give a
golden shower to a woman.

1425
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:44,320
So doesn't matter where, it
doesn't matter how this goes,

1426
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:47,360
he's into it.
Hey, piss on you, you piss on

1427
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:48,120
him.
Doesn't matter.

1428
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:51,920
I don't understand.
If I was there, if I was a

1429
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:54,600
single man, I would piss on
someone, but I would not want to

1430
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:56,640
be with him just to know what it
was like.

1431
01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:59,480
I don't think it would be.
It wouldn't.

1432
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:01,040
Turn me on at all?
No, I'm just saying I'm good.

1433
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:05,600
She's nasty.
I just peed on her to see if I

1434
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:06,720
could.
She left me so.

1435
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:09,480
It might take me a second to be
able to get the piss out, you

1436
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:10,800
know what I mean?
Like you'd be sitting there like

1437
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,280
you'd be nervous.
Yeah, yeah, I'd be very nervous.

1438
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:15,200
I'm not saying.
I'm too many people.

1439
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:16,560
In the restroom, I can't even
pee.

1440
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:17,880
I'm like, all right, man,
there's too many people here.

1441
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,320
I'm not.
Saying I'm a nervous peer, but

1442
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:22,200
if somebody's literally staring
at my penis while I'm trying,

1443
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:24,280
you're like, because normally
you have the partitions in

1444
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:27,440
between the urine.
But but if she's begging for it

1445
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:28,840
like she's on the cross, like
can you pee?

1446
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:32,960
Now I work with years ago work
with a guy and I always thought

1447
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:36,160
he was just trying to be sick
and joking, but he he liked to

1448
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:39,520
be pissed on.
And I met this this lady and she

1449
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,120
said, yeah, he gave me tickets
and I come over and I had to pee

1450
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:43,320
on him.
He laid in the bathtub.

1451
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:47,680
I'm like oh was this a *?
Wars character by chance?

1452
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,320
This is.
That Yoda guy, he's dead now.

1453
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:51,320
I'm hope he's burning in hell.
He's AI.

1454
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,040
Really hope he is too.
Yeah, that's what I thought he

1455
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:54,480
meant.
He liked to get pissed on.

1456
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:57,840
I don't understand that well.
Jimmy, Jimmy this and this the

1457
01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:02,600
same guy that, and correct me if
I'm wrong, used to just get on

1458
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,400
Greyhound buses for no fucking
reason.

1459
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,960
Weird.
That is weird.

1460
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:10,240
He was the guy that I said that.
He said I'll he never met my

1461
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:11,360
daughter.
He's like, I'll see you at a bus

1462
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:11,840
stop.
I said.

1463
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:13,160
I'll put a bullet in your
fucking school.

1464
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,240
Oh, I remember you talking about
this before.

1465
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:16,840
He's a piece of shit.
Anyway.

1466
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,240
I hope hell is enjoying him
right now.

1467
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:21,720
Devil's peeing on him right now.
Hold.

1468
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:26,360
On we'll do it.
We'll do.

1469
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:32,960
It.
This one, this one piss.

1470
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:37,600
The title for this one is just
hookups 27 year old man.

1471
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:41,440
So I'm in an open relationship
but I'm looking for a mean

1472
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:43,960
blowjob because my girlfriend
can't blow me.

1473
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,600
Hit me up I'm new and would love
to play with some new people.

1474
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:49,360
Couple What's a?
Mean blowjob?

1475
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,560
Just wondering.
Just just somebody who can deep

1476
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:56,640
like a champion.
I guess I'm just wondering why

1477
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,680
can't your girlfriend?
Yeah.

1478
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:03,000
Gag reflex or your Dick smells,
or what's happening right now.

1479
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:05,080
Maybe.
Maybe she's just not good at it.

1480
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:06,480
Maybe.
That's what I'm saying.

1481
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:08,120
Like she tries and it's just not
good.

1482
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:12,080
Look, I'll I'll say this right
now, not all women are and it's

1483
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:14,520
OK.
But the thing, too was like,

1484
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:17,040
they're always good.
Like, I mean, it's like, yeah.

1485
01:08:17,319 --> 01:08:19,640
Because like, like sometimes
you're just having like, hey,

1486
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:22,200
good for you for trying.
You can't even college try.

1487
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:24,600
Yeah, exactly.
Like, hey, I got head like as a

1488
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:26,240
guy, you're like, oh, she's
she's sucked my Dick.

1489
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:27,760
That's crazy.
It's like eating pizza or I got

1490
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:29,240
I got some pizza, I got
whatever.

1491
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:31,359
It's good shit.
No matter what, it's still going

1492
01:08:31,359 --> 01:08:32,600
to be good.
There's not.

1493
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:35,479
I mean, there's bad pizza, but
it's still kind of good, is what

1494
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:37,399
I'm saying.
Kind of, yeah.

1495
01:08:37,399 --> 01:08:40,279
You know what I mean?
Yeah, there's, there's bad head,

1496
01:08:40,279 --> 01:08:42,160
but it's still kind of good
because it's, you know, it's

1497
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,800
head.
And you appreciate the effort.

1498
01:08:44,319 --> 01:08:47,520
I get it.
Just like I'm sure like I, I

1499
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:51,319
don't know, because nobody's,
nobody's actually sat me down

1500
01:08:51,319 --> 01:08:53,960
and told me I don't know how I
am at eating pussy.

1501
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:57,359
I have no earthly idea.
I like to assume that I'm good,

1502
01:08:57,359 --> 01:08:59,000
but they might just be going
along with it.

1503
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,399
Be like, you know what he's
trying.

1504
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,040
Yeah.
If this were, if this, if this

1505
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:06,120
were a picture, we'd put it on
the fridge just because he did

1506
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:08,080
it.
But if she's so good at sucking

1507
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,120
Dick, you're like, how many
Dicks have you had?

1508
01:09:10,399 --> 01:09:12,160
Yeah, you need to start.
Yeah.

1509
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:16,359
I remember it having this that
conversation in my head because

1510
01:09:16,359 --> 01:09:19,200
when I was I was like my
girlfriend hate it was probably

1511
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,200
hates when I talk about why sex
my past sex life.

1512
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:25,479
But when I was 24 I was I was
dating a 19 year old for like 4

1513
01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:30,560
months and she was fantastic and
I thought how many how You are

1514
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:34,080
19 you should not have any
experience doing this.

1515
01:09:34,279 --> 01:09:36,840
This is weird.
It could just be that she's, you

1516
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:40,399
know, watched a lot of porn too.
It's still, it's still, it's

1517
01:09:40,399 --> 01:09:41,600
still weirded me out.
We didn't.

1518
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:44,800
We lasted like not very long.
I've definitely had those

1519
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:47,920
thoughts in my head before.
Natural and then you're down

1520
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:55,600
there eating pussy and you're
like, I didn't do an alphabet 86

1521
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:58,480
that's what.
They tell you.

1522
01:09:58,800 --> 01:09:59,920
I don't know if that's true or
not.

1523
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:02,240
I don't know, but I'm like damn,
how long are they going to?

1524
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:05,560
I've done the alphabet 17 times
already.

1525
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:06,200
What?
The fuck?

1526
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:08,720
Cream my face.
Let's get this over with.

1527
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:10,000
I'm cutting the bottom of my
tongue all.

1528
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:20,760
Right female to man here for
anything or breeding.

1529
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:24,760
Hey there, looking for a woman
to breastfeed from.

1530
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:29,720
Can be but doesn't have to be
sexual and I can respect you

1531
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:33,720
either way or to be bred into
taboo stuff.

1532
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:38,800
DM me so.
What does it mean to be bred?

1533
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:43,560
I think it's like a like I'm
going to get you pregnant

1534
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:46,080
fantasy, but like not getting oh
wait, there ain't.

1535
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:49,880
Nothing about that hot.
Or maybe or the person that's

1536
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:52,640
getting fucked like this is a
female to a man.

1537
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:55,280
So who's who's getting bred
here?

1538
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:58,160
I don't know.
Oh wait, so it's trans person,

1539
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:01,200
is that what is that?
Yeah, but it's important.

1540
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:06,000
It's important to understand the
the from part like what was what

1541
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,480
was this person before?
So we can see where they are

1542
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:14,560
now.
But you just want to breast they

1543
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:15,920
want.
To be they want to be bred.

1544
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:21,760
I don't it's or to be bred
looking for a woman to be to

1545
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:24,560
breastfeed from or to be bred.
So I think the woman that

1546
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:26,360
they're looking for would be
bred.

1547
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:31,400
I'm so confused, is this a real
woman or or a transformer?

1548
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:37,120
Yes, that the second one.
So the person is was a woman is

1549
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:40,600
now a man, but also want is also
looking for.

1550
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:43,840
A woman to breastfeed from.
OK, OK.

1551
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:47,240
OK, All right.
I guess I'm it's.

1552
01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:49,080
Confusing, I know, I know, it's
a confusing time.

1553
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,960
Y'all some nasty motherfuckers
on that.

1554
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:54,080
You get the fucking.
Gross.

1555
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:56,040
You know the Hell's wrong with.
You.

1556
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,640
Well, here's one more Dirty
Girl.

1557
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,880
Yeah, this is Reno.
Dirty Girl wanted.

1558
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:07,360
This is a 49 year old female.
Hi ladies, I'm looking for a

1559
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:11,240
proper dirty slut to play with
my male partner while I watch.

1560
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:15,880
I can participate or not.
The dynamic can be flexible, we

1561
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:18,200
both can be dominant or
submissive depending on the

1562
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:21,400
vibe.
Can be fairly vanilla or we can

1563
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:23,840
get the ropes out, whatever
you're into.

1564
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:26,120
I'm just itching to see him with
another girl.

1565
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:30,320
Femme trans girls welcome to
hoping to find a fabulous fucker

1566
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:32,920
for fun games.
We'll be in Reno next week.

1567
01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:34,920
Does he know he's?
Got.

1568
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:38,400
But he does he know that there
could be a trans?

1569
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,600
It's fine.
You can't make those blanket

1570
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:44,520
statements without him knowing.
I don't know, man.

1571
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:46,720
Some people have those those
sort of relationships, I guess.

1572
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:49,200
Well, I.
Mean I'm I'm assuming he has to

1573
01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,600
know that she would put that
there because you can't just

1574
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,560
bring home a girl and then she
whips out a Dick like babe, we

1575
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:58,440
did not decide that it's like
no, you got to you have you have

1576
01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:01,440
to communicate when it comes to
surprise penises.

1577
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:06,840
Like her pussy looks fake.
But does it feel real?

1578
01:13:07,480 --> 01:13:08,000
I don't know.
I.

1579
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:09,240
Don't know.
I don't.

1580
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:10,920
Want to know?
I don't want to know at all, no.

1581
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:13,800
I just want a real, organic,
natural vagina.

1582
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:16,600
That's all I want, life.
That's it, That's it.

1583
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:20,080
Everybody else can do the nasty
stuff.

1584
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:22,160
I just don't know.
I just want a real pussy.

1585
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:24,080
Just want to be nasty stuff with
my wife.

1586
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:26,640
I don't want to.
That's like a female, a woman.

1587
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:29,720
Yeah, A.
Real woman, but people can do

1588
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:31,080
what they want.
I'm not judging a little bit.

1589
01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:33,400
I'm kind of her.
Clit's getting hard.

1590
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:35,640
Oh shit.
All right, Reno, you a bunch of

1591
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:37,520
freaks.
That's Craigslist for this week.

1592
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:41,560
Jesus, that was pretty good.
Damn, I didn't know Reno was

1593
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:44,120
like that.
Everywhere's like that, you just

1594
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:45,480
got to turn out the lights.
I.

1595
01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:47,600
Don't try to know people's lives
like that.

1596
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:50,320
That's nasty.
Hey, in the words of Houdini,

1597
01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:53,600
the freaks come out at night.
They sure do, and there's a lot

1598
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:55,160
of freaks in Reno Bay.
If you ever like.

1599
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:58,120
Like Ian said, if there's any
city you want us to want Ian to

1600
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:01,680
do the Craigslist from, put it
right there in the comments and

1601
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:03,720
we'll get to it.
All right.

1602
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:06,720
So by the way, just a quick
reminder, you can subscribe for

1603
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:10,040
videos on Spotify or a little
less than what it's on what's on

1604
01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:12,160
Patreon, but you're not getting
anything but the video.

1605
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:14,960
Also, there is our shirt of the
month on sale right now at not

1606
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:17,200
tds.com in the damn store.
So get on over there and make

1607
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:19,960
sure you say congratulations to
Stroke, who is now officially

1608
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:21,280
married.
I don't even think I said

1609
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:23,320
congratulations to you.
So congratulations.

1610
01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:24,400
Don't worry, I was.
Just a bitching.

1611
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:28,440
It's still me absorbing it.
It's still weird.

1612
01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:31,200
You know what I mean?
Like, it's still you don't like

1613
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:32,760
Mikey when you first put on your
ring.

1614
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:34,680
It's weird, right?
It was weird, yeah.

1615
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:37,000
Like you're getting used to this
ring and I have a nice ring, but

1616
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,080
it's just, well.
That's what I'm saying.

1617
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:40,360
This is your third ring.
How's it weird at this point?

1618
01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:46,520
Because I haven't wore one since
2017.

1619
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:48,800
Eighteen, 1718.
Jimmy Fair.

1620
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:52,440
So that pitch was crazy.
Oh my God, being crazy.

1621
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:54,280
Yeah.
But that one, I didn't know the

1622
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:57,240
first one, so I can't say I do,
I do.

1623
01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:59,080
The second one I knew a little
bit well.

1624
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:02,560
That's that's the the the the
first one is you know, his his

1625
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:05,400
daughters mom, so he's not going
to say that much was crazy.

1626
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:06,800
I.
Don't feel like this one is

1627
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:08,920
going to kill me though.
She's nice and does good stuff

1628
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:11,480
for me and tasting fun I know I
like.

1629
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:13,640
I like her.
I think she's super sweet.

1630
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:16,200
I, I she's got great ideas.
She's funny.

1631
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:17,640
I think she's great.
I think she's perfect.

1632
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:21,680
She doesn't scare me and she's a
former Army vet and I know.

1633
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,120
So she can kill you, but she
won't.

1634
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:25,480
She can kill me but I don't
think she will.

1635
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:29,200
She just our only biggest fight
is spending money.

1636
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:34,600
You or her?
Her he doesn't spend money.

1637
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:36,640
That's true.
I'm stingy and she's talking.

1638
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:38,440
Stroke is frugal as a
motherfucker.

1639
01:15:38,480 --> 01:15:41,880
He is, yeah.
She's like Mikey, Mikey Target,

1640
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:44,800
you know, like Mikey and Target.
They just I tell her all the

1641
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:45,760
time, don't go to.
Target.

1642
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:48,640
But what's weird is like he like
he he he he he.

1643
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,960
He'll sit home for for days and
not spend a cent but then want

1644
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:56,040
to go stupid but do stupid shit
like bingo and drag all of us to

1645
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,520
it.
Now we all got to spend money.

1646
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:00,360
You're never letting that go.
Never.

1647
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:02,120
That's the worst bingo
experience ever.

1648
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:05,040
That's my only bingo experience.
Halpi bingo.

1649
01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:08,280
I'm all about burn chip bingo.
Whatever I'm in, we'll do that.

1650
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:11,080
Chicken chip Bingo, Yeah.
Bingo, whatever the fuck we'll

1651
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:12,560
get that planned out.
That'll be a that'll be an

1652
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:14,280
event.
Maybe this year, not that damn

1653
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,160
show.
But anyway, it makes you guys

1654
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:17,480
are following us in in
supporting the show and

1655
01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:20,800
subscribing and doing all the
things and until next time we

1656
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:23,320
will see you on Thursday.
Bye.

1657
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:27,560
Hey, this was really fun.
We hope you liked it too.

1658
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:29,000
You know, we've had a lot.
Of laughs tonight.

1659
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,160
Seems like we've just begun.
When?

1660
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:34,520
Suddenly we're through.
But I'll tell you what's not

1661
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:35,600
funny.
Bye.

1662
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:39,320
Goodbye, good friends, goodbye.
Kevin Strippers.

1663
01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:44,520
Because now it's time to go.
Strippers are people too, naked

1664
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:46,720
people who may be willing to
pleasure you for a price you

1665
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:49,080
negotiate later, behind the
curtain in the VIP room.

1666
01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:53,000
We'll see you very soon.
Shy, just no need to kill him.

1667
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:54,720
Very.
Soon I know because most.

1668
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:58,120
Of them are already dead inside.
Goodbye.

1669
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:00,560
Goodbye.