The Gang Roasts an Award-Winning Nobody | Ep 67 (Audio only)

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Yo, turn it up.
Click the volume to 10.

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Guess what's for the crew who
won't bow again?

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The hosts are united, ready to
go.

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They tried to kill it, but we're
not that damn show.

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Fuck you back.
Louder than you'll know.

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Corporate radio can kill our
ass.

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They fired us trying to mute us,
Bold, but we're not that damn

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show.
Still wrong?

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Cutting Bold.
Welcome to America's loudest

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podcast.
We are not that damn show again.

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Jen is still having sex on it
even.

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I don't know what the hell she's
even doing now at this point.

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I haven't even heard from her.
Have you guys heard at all from

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she's even like chiming in on
our group text or anything?

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Probably busy man.
Yeah, if she's out in the middle

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of the cruise, she's probably
not receiving service and not

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paying for it.
So she's probably cut herself

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off from the world, which is I
blame.

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But you gotta cut yourself off
every once in a while.

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I would too.
I just want to be left the fuck

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alone.
She's busy having emo sex on the

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emo cruise.
She's fine.

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She's let her do her thing.
I couldn't help but when I was

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on the cruise in the summer, I I
still need the social media.

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I want to see what was going on.
Plus I knew we had our big show

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coming up so I wanted to be a
somewhat attached to the world I

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found.
Like I need something.

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Is the Internet weird on a
cruise like it is like on an

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airplane?
No, I felt like it was pretty

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stable actually.
No, OK, sometimes you get the I

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pay for like the social media
one.

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They have one that's just only
like for social media.

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So it was, you know, it wasn't
anything big, but I did go live

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one time with the Eno on there.
So it was enough to go live on

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Instagram or something?
Oh, that's cool.

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I remember we used to when we
would travel on the show, you

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would we would go live from the
airplane.

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Yeah, not the legal or something
or they tell us we can't do it.

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I'm not sure.
They tell us that I don't.

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Yeah.
Yeah, did it anyway.

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So they also say put your phone
in airplane mode, and I think

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that's been debunked and that's
not going to do a damn thing.

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That doesn't do shit.
I'm not going to.

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I don't put my phone.
I never.

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Put my phone in airplane mode?
Me never.

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Fuck you, I'm not going to do
anything.

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What's it going to do, bring
down the plane?

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That's what that's what they
make it sound like.

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If you don't, then you know the
navigational system is going to

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fail and we're all going to die.
Then build a better navigational

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system.
At this point if my if my phone

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can bring down this entire
plane, we shouldn't be allowed

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to have.
Planes that's that's another

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thing like I I've never gotten
on a plane that wasn't at least

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25 years old.
Yeah, well that's a good point

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too.
Shit.

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Stupid old.
I like when you when you're

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booking your planes, 'cause I
was looking at potential trips

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this year and it was telling me
about how much, how much gas it

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uses in fuel and for the
environment.

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I'm like, I don't give a fuck
how much is that?

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That's cheaper.
Why would they tell you that?

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Oh no, they started doing that.
I'm like, I want to go with the

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cheaper one.
If I can save 60 bucks here,

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fuck it, I'm not going to be
here in 100 years.

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I don't care how much it ruins
the environment, I'm taking the

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cheapest flight possible.
I want the worst possible gas.

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As long as it saves me some
money I don't give a fuck.

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I really don't.
Yeah, and the worst we, you

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know, I know we're about to get
to random facts here in a

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second, but remember when we
were on the air and I learned, I

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learned, you probably all did
too, that these planes can go a

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lot faster.
They're just saving fuel, just

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about.
To bring that up and I'm like.

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I could pay a little bit more.
We could get across the country

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instead of four hours and like
three or two.

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I will happily pay an extra $50
if you can get me there an hour

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earlier and.
I know that's true because after

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I learned that I'm watching one
day where the president is

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flying, I don't know if it's
Biden or Trump, I can't

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remember, but flying across the
country to California from DC

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and he was there in like 2
hours.

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I'm like, I will pay for that.
Happily.

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Only the president gets that
luxury.

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That's bullshit.
Bullshit.

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So stupid.
Man of the people, my ass.

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We should be the ones being able
to fly like that if we're flying

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on our dime anyway.
Those are tax dollars.

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Exactly.
Sons of bitches.

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Well said.
You brought that up.

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Let's get into random facts.
You're going to learn something.

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Random facts.
We're going to do it a little

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different this time.
Each one of us has brought a

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couple of random facts this week
and kind of mix it up a little

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bit instead of being just
bringing it.

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But Ian can still kick us off
with his very first one.

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Did you know that the Eiffel
Tower can be 15 centimeters

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taller during the summer due to
thermal expansion?

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The the the iron heats up and it
takes up more space.

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Really.
Interesting.

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It does.
I mean it.

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It, it's basically, I mean it's
basically every man on planet

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Earth, you know, it gets cold
and shrinkage happens.

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Yeah, that's true.
That makes sense.

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How has the I don't know if you
guys probably don't have an

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answer to this question that I'm
going to ask, but I'm going to

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ask anyway.
How has the Leaning Tower of

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Pisa not fallen?
I think it was built that way on

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purpose.
It was built sideways.

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I thought, Oh, I thought maybe
it was just like over time it

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started to lean.
I thought they just went with

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the cheapest architects, Like,
yeah, we'll get Bubba.

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Bubba can do it.
The college dropout architects.

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Forgive.
Me.

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Never really thought much into
that, but yeah, it's good, good,

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good thought.
You see people always with that

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stupid picture like they're
holding it up.

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Everyone's got to do it, I
guess.

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If I was there.
Tourism One O 1.

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I would too, yeah.
That's like here we have, we

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have beach accesses.
They each have a number one to

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like 100 or whatever.
So whatever, if it's your

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birthday, you go find beach
access 36 and stand in front of

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it.
That's our fucking.

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That's our leaning tower.
I would just go to 69 every time

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you.
Would.

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Come down here, which I mean,
you're going to have to wait for

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somebody else's wedding.
If there was 420 you would have

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went there.
That would be the best spot.

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We don't have one of those
because it would have been

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stolen.
Stroke what you got.

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Well I'm a little disappointed
because I double fact checked

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this but I'm going to say it was
it was going to be one of my

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random facts.
I actually heard it yesterday

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and then I'm like wow, I got to
dig into this and do some

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research and it's at least
according what I found that it's

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not true but people believe it.
The animal most likely to anal

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rape you?
A moose.

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Dolphin.
A moose Dolphin.

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That's what I heard, a moose.
And then I look into it and said

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there was no research.
So maybe the researchers like we

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ain't doing this study and plus,
who's gonna report every time a

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moose fucks you?
You know what I mean?

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Like.
I would never, no, nobody would

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ever know if that happened to
me.

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I was raped by a moose.
I would never tell anybody.

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Nope, I'm taking that to my
grave.

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Oh, I know that's not a fact,
but I just want to clear that

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one up.
And it really hurt me yesterday

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because that was a one that was
one that I had for today.

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You.
Know what?

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I want it to be true.
Let's just say it's true.

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Just.
Keep it going like.

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There's there's somebody,
there's somebody listening right

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now that's probably just started
crying.

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That goes it is true.
There's.

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One person I can't.
Tell anybody.

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I.
Bet there's a damn it but.

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Why?
Remember that?

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That was a fun.
Game Why would the moose go

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after your butt hole?
Because we don't have vaginas.

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Maybe if it's dirty and it
smells and it's like, oh, what's

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that smell?
And then it's like into it.

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And then it gets a hard on and
then you're but you have pants

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on it.
It would have to drill through

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your fucking clothes.
Dogs get horned up for no reason

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too and you dogs have just been
looking at you and getting a

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little.
Bored.

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But wouldn't you have to be
almost nude out in the woods to

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get anal fucked?
Or to get fully racist?

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Yeah, yeah.
Or is the Dick so strong it goes

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through the pants?
How big do you think a moose's

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Dick is?
Well, we can Google fact that

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one.
Yeah, if you.

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Want me to ask chat how big?
How big is a YEAH?

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Yeah, yeah, that's the average
size of a moose Dick.

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How big is a moose peanut?
For Jen too, I want.

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To get flagged, I'm going to
get.

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This is why you know what this
is.

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We need Jen for these types of.
Things I think short answer

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this.
Chat's a short answer bigger

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than you're imagining, sorry.
That's got SAS.

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I love it it.
Does roughly 3 to 4 feet long

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when fully.
Oh my God.

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Feet.
Yeah.

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But it says but it says about
two inches thick on average.

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So it's a thick and.
Long it's a thin Dick.

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It's a skinny long.
Oh, it's a rope.

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Remember last podcast when
Mandy's was mess?

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I know she was setting this up,
but she was talking about making

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mold.
I'm like I.

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Need Oh yeah, moose Dick make a
moose Dick.

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But I mean, but it's 3 to 4 feet
long.

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Good God, that's like a source.
Yeah, that will go right.

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That's going right through your
clothes.

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Anal raping you.
Oh, my God.

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That you're dead.
You might die.

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Yeah.
You're dead, you're dead.

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Your ass can't handle that.
Let's.

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Hold up in your stomach.
Yeah, I don't think.

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He's just giving you just, I
mean, just a tip for that.

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It'll still kill you.
Just the tip, all right, I got

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one for you.
So there are 42,000,000

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Kangaroos in Australia and only
3 million people in Jamaica,

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which means that if the
Kangaroos were to invade

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Jamaica, each person would have
to fight 14 Kangaroos.

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I couldn't fight one.
Those motherfuckers got hands.

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A kangaroo will fuck you up.
Absolutely.

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I saw Looney Tunes.
I hope by fighting you mean I

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have a weapon.
Seen that I see.

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You ever see the kangaroo square
up in real life?

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Like I've seen those videos and
they're like all of a sudden

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they just props.
I'm like.

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They go.
They go from chill to jacked

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immediately, like they're hiding
muscles that you don't see until

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you piss them off and then all
of a sudden just swole.

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Every time I'm on, if I'm online
and there's a kangaroo fight, I

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stop and watch.
Oh absolutely.

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I can't help it.
I enjoy it.

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I would watch that on ESPNI
would bet at Hard Rock and he's

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going to win it.
PN8.

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The Ocho.
Yeah, put the two Kangaroos in

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the fucking thing and let them
fight it out.

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I would bet on that.
Honestly, I would too.

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I would play that game more than
I would play like chicken chip

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bingo or whatever that'd be
watching, you know, betting on

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Kangaroos fighting.
That'd be way better.

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Let's start ATV network.
We need to do this with all

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these fucked up games.
So here's the So if you if you

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had to fight 14 Kangaroos or
just one, their hind legs can

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exert around 760 lbs of force.
You're dead.

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Their bite is comparable to a
grizzly bear.

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And their muscle.
Yeah, and their their muscle

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accounts for roughly 50% of
their total body weight.

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They're really 50% muscle.
Mikey that's.

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That's yeah, my the animal
Dicks.

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That's Mikey's department.
That's.

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Not me.
Yeah, Mikey.

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How big is a kangaroo Dick?
Oh.

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Man, I got to look at this.
Let's.

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Guess, let's guess.
I'm going to say 5 1/2.

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I don't think they're going to.
I don't think they're kind of a

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gigantic Dick.
That's what we have seen.

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What the hell is wrong with you?
It's taking a second.

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This is things people want to
know, yeah.

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We're answering the.
Questions.

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You're really committed to the
zoology's your journey, aren't

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you?
Yeah, I guess so.

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That's exactly that's exactly
what.

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We're going to call it the the
kangaroo penis, roughly 6 to 10

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inches long, depending on the
species.

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I guess.
So average size to, you know,

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large African American.
Size.

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So they're probably about seven
and a half 8 inches on an

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average.
Yeah, probably.

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Probably an average.
Yeah, 7 1/2 to 8 inches.

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Wow.
Damn.

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Did you know that chainsaws were
invented for childbirth?

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I actually.
Did know that?

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Yep, Yep, I knew that.
Well, I don't.

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Know what they were doing with
them, but.

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Y'all listen, I know what they
were doing, Yeah.

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They were developed in Scotland
in the late 18th century to help

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aid and speed up the process of
symphysiotomy.

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What Widening the pubic
cartilage and the removal of

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disease laden bone during
childbirth.

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So.
Like.

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Yeah, yeah, let's, let's go
ahead and get that baby out of

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here.
No.

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Thanks.
No, you scared me.

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I almost got.
I thought you was going to say

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something about my penis.
I.

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I remember.
Yeah, I heard that.

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I did.
I was like, what was he going to

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say?
What?

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I've heard that joke too.
I remember that joke back in the

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90s.
There was a version of Playboy

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printed in Braille back in the
70s.

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It didn't have any photos, so
you just would read the article.

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But how would you know?
I mean, I guess you've had to

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have something.
You were just.

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Why would you read it?
Did anybody ever read Playboy?

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Never.
Oh, the articles.

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I don't know, can't.
Say no, I can't say.

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But at least in the movie Ray
Ray Charles, he'd put his hands

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around their wrist, remember
that?

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And he'd know if they were fat.
And if they were fat, he didn't

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even fuck them.
Wow, I feel like I could tell if

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a person was fat by wrapping my
hand around their wrist.

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Yeah, but.
He for sure you could tell.

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Yeah, he'd he'd go.
Now I'm good think if this this

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wrist isn't Bony enough, I
can't.

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You'd think he'd feel a belly
too, but he's like or.

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Just give him a hug.
Yeah.

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Just be like, hey, come bring it
in now.

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We're good.
Yeah, Ray.

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Charles was a whore to be blind.
I mean, I, I love that guy.

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Was he really blind?
You know, they say Stevie

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Wonder, Probably.
Really.

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Is a legally, but I don't know
about.

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I think Ray Charles was.
I think he actually was, but

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he'd do heroin.
I don't know, imagine doing

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heroin blind you.
Have to have somebody do it for

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you.
Yeah.

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Shoot it in for you.
Hey, can you do this for me?

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I can't.
I need some.

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He.
Did he was doing them hard

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drugs?
I mean.

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I would, that'd be weird to see
a blind drug addict was like.

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Hardcore.
Yeah, that would be weird.

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And you wouldn't know if it was
working until you actually,

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like, smoked it because you
can't.

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You can't just look at it and be
like, no, that's not, that's not

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what I ordered.
You got to, you got to, you got

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to roll the dice.
Yeah, yeah.

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Somebody stumbles, he stumbles
around.

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I'm like, well mate, he's just
blind, leave him alone.

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Yeah, no, wait, he's actually
high on heroin right now.

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Oh, I didn't know that right.
There are more flake fake

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flamingos in the world than
there are real ones, which is

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probably a pretty obvious thing
I guess.

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Real flamingos is roughly 1.4 to
1.6 million total across all

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species.
That's it.

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And and then for plastic
flamingos, fake ones, there's

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about 30 million in the world.
And they're all Dicks.

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And most of them are in Florida,
apparently.

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Yeah, they are.
I mean, people have in their

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yard all the time.
We don't have like in this part

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of Florida, we don't have
flamingos, but you see them.

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Flamingos are assholes.
Yeah, that's so weird.

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I don't know why.
Why the Flamingo became like the

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yard art of all yard arts.
And then certain parts of

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Florida, they have toilets and
they grow stuff out of them.

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Like outside what?
What?

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What you don't know this like
some of these little hillbilly

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towns, they they grow like
plants and stuff inside of like

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their used toilet.
Like they have a used toilet

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outside as like a planter and
then it's just like a, you know,

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like a ficus growing out of it
or whatever.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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Guys are fucking weird in
Florida.

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It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a,
it's a, it's not like the big

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bigger cities.
It's more like out in the woods.

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You're like, why would you use
that?

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Because it's.
Gross.

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Yeah, there's also a truck with
no wheels on it out in the yard.

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Like this is not a classy home.
I got you.

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I got you.
Yeah.

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Is that all the facts you guys
have?

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That's all we got because we got
a lot of confessions to get into

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from this past week.
And I will say that a majority

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of this week's confessions are
pretty dirty.

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And there's one specifically for
you stroke that came in.

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And if you wanted to ever feel
like leaving us a confession,

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you can click the link in the
description here on this episode

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or any episode of not that damn
sure heading over to not

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tds.com.
Click the link there and tell

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us.
Spill your guts.

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There's no way we're ever going
to know who it is.

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It's not possible.
We'll never be able to figure it

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out.
We don't even care.

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But what do you like to try to
guess?

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I do like the is it a boy or is
a girl game.

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That's a lot of fun.
I do like that too.

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So we'll play that game today as
we get into this week's

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confessions.
And we'll start off with this

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very first one.
So he's not going to lie that

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water sports one from Craigslist
made me wet.

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Never done it, but it sounds
hot.

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Too bad I'm not closer to Reno.
I don't remember.

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That was somebody.
Somebody just wanted to be

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wanted to pee or be peed on.
I think it was either or.

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Yeah, they think they're just
into it.

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Hey if if that gets your boat
going, I guess float on.

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Well, we know this is a woman,
because that's what?

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So I just listen.
If you're listening, which I'm

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sure you are, I leave another
response, another message.

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I got to know what happened to
you.

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Like what?
In what world did you?

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What's your relationship with
your father?

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Yeah, what what happened that
made you that that term would

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turn you on just by Ian talking
about it was an.

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Easy way.
Yeah, it could be.

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It could.
Be and I've told you my theory

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on this.
You have actually.

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You say it again though.
They have parents that didn't

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change their diapers and didn't
check them and they wore piss on

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them a lot.
So they grow up and they are

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something warm.
Yeah, there's nothing to back

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that theory, but it's my theory.
Terrible wood.

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No, that's why they're into piss
play.

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The next one is no disrespect to
Mandy but ever since I heard

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Mikey on the radio I always
thought his voice was so damn

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sexy.
He could read smut books and I

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would get so moist listening to
him.

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Well, I will tell you this right
now.

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If there's anybody wants to pay
me to read smart books, I am.

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There it is.
He submitted this himself to

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trying to get work.
But I'm.

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Not knocking your hustle man, I
mean get after it.

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I'm just saying there were
easier ways to do it.

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Listen, whoever wrote this in
did you.

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Notice that he changed his voice
after somebody just after he

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read that.
You know that?

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Yeah.
He read it and then he's like,

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if anybody wants me to read the
some smart books, I was like,

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stop stunning and just get to.
Auditioning.

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I am auditioning.
Have you you guys have seen that

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guy that's on?
I always see him on Instagram,

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but I'm sure he's on TikTok and
whatever he pulls up in like a

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gas pump and he's playing these
sexual novels and they're really

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graphic, but other people are
like pumping gas and look, have

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you seen these?
Oh.

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My God, I'm going to send you a
dirty page.

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I want you to read it.
I'm going to play it really loud

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one day just just to troll
people at a gas station.

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Holy shit, that's funny.
I would.

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Let's do that.
That would be really funny.

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That's a really good idea.
I'll have to send you the video

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of the guy doing it.
He just sits there with a

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straight face, looking forward
and you see these other people

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like what the fuck?
Fuck that's funny.

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This next 1 is when I'm in the
mood to Jack off I like to look

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up hairy hairy pussy videos.
I feel like people write these

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things and make me read them.
So when I'm going to mood to

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Jack off I look up hairy pussy
videos in real life.

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I in real life.
I enjoy a nice shaved

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00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,440
presentable 1 though.
It's just a thing I enjoy

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online.
I wouldn't say that I have a

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preference.
Like if it's, if it's hairy, can

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you at least like I would say
if, if, if you, if you do have

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hair down there, can you at
least like make it presentable?

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I would say, but if you'd like
to have hair yeah or I no like

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trim it just like make it look
nice.

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Give it a little braid.
Yeah, I'd rather have no hair

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00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,760
down there.
Yeah, no hair, no hair.

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Keep it shaved.
I would just be, I'm, I'm like,

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hey, I'm just glad there's pussy
at the end of the rainbow, like,

439
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,320
right.
Yeah, but but this guy's not

440
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seeing the pussy.
There's so much hair around him.

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He's like, I don't, I don't know
what he's.

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Yeah, I don't know what, it's
just what he this is something

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he enjoys online.
That's it.

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I'd be confused.
I've never been with a girl with

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a big Bush.
I would know.

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I think we talked about this.
No, I haven't actually.

447
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I think we've talked about this
before.

448
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Like when?
When in society did we make that

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shift?
It was literally last week we

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talked about the 70s and 80s and
the 90s.

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Something happened.
Yeah, that's right, that's

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right.
This next one is, is this for

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you?
Stroke says my husband.

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Stroke is the only man that has
ever given me an orgasm during

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sex.
I'm almost 40.

456
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,960
I thought says I thought
something was wrong with me but

457
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,680
clearly they just didn't know
what the fuck they were doing.

458
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:49,640
This is 100% true there babe.
My confession about your Dick.

459
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,880
I love you and your Dick.
Oh my God, I did not do that

460
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,520
one.
Did not know that one was there,

461
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,520
but that's hilarious.
Well, we've all had, we've all

462
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,200
had something written about our
penis.

463
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,320
Now.
Now we just got to get lunch

464
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,480
Lady Kyle to write something
about.

465
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,960
Jen, she has told me that's
true, so I don't know.

466
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,200
I'm sure she has.
Do you believe it?

467
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,520
I was going to ask.
I do.

468
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,480
I'm holding you.
I've heard a bunch.

469
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,840
I was.
Going to say you could probably

470
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,600
tell.
You know, Oh yeah, I.

471
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,160
Think I can tell if a girl's
fake?

472
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,520
I don't care.
I don't care.

473
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,640
I wouldn't care.
I I get nasty if in there I'm

474
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,680
like you got to you about to
die, bitch, I'm about to choke

475
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,320
you if.
They're going to drown you.

476
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,240
You got to go down there and
like just drow me, bitch.

477
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,080
We better do some piss play
tonight, baby.

478
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,800
No, shoot what?
Absolutely not.

479
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:42,040
I'm just talking shit.
No way in hell I'm saying that.

480
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:47,040
Well, now we know Strokes,
strokes good in bed, this next

481
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,600
one says.
Years ago I got help from family

482
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,920
and friends to move out of an
abusive situation.

483
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,640
When we were 20 miles out, my
dad told me he pissed on my ex's

484
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,400
mattress since he couldn't beat
his ass, and then he told me he

485
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,360
tried to take a shit on the
mattress but he couldn't.

486
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,640
That's a good dad right there.
That's a.

487
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,600
Good dad, right?
There.

488
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,480
Absolutely.
I can't kick his ass.

489
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,080
Well, I'm gonna make his life
some kind of hell.

490
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,800
I'm gonna pee on his mattress.
Beautiful.

491
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,080
Oh, that's a great dad.
You've got a great dad.

492
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,280
Dad of the year for sure.
Send him this clip and tell him

493
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,840
to listen to the podcast.
He'll love that.

494
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,840
For sure, definitely.
We support this, Sir, and we and

495
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,480
we, we salute you.
Absolutely.

496
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,680
I'll send you a shirt or
something.

497
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,600
Yeah.
You know, guys like that deserve

498
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,760
it.
Oh yeah, I mean what you I mean,

499
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,240
I'm not even taking it depends
on what his career and

500
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,600
everything he was trying to look
out for.

501
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,200
It's easy to say I just beat his
ass and kill him, but you know,

502
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,320
you've got you.
You're conscious going.

503
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,560
I can't do this because it's I
won't be around my family, but

504
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,320
it'd be hard not to want to kill
him.

505
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,560
By the way, I read like the
first sentence of the next

506
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,160
confession before Mikey switched
it over.

507
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,000
I just got to say dirty horse,
all of you.

508
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:55,360
This one, This one is a total
dirt squirrel says I love random

509
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,600
random anonymous sex.
I go to the grocery store late

510
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,720
at night and park in the back of
the parking lot hoping somebody

511
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,960
will call me over for head or
just grab me and have their way.

512
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,960
I usually wear bright red
lipstick and heels to play the

513
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,480
part.
They think it, I think they

514
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,480
think it's all just a trap.
I I, where are you doing this?

515
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:14,720
Not that I actually, I take that
back.

516
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,600
I.
Was going to say, yeah, I don't

517
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,800
care.
I'm not, I don't care.

518
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,200
But maybe there's some.
Maybe there's a dammit out there

519
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,440
who does want to know and this
lady don't.

520
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,400
Look like a hooker.
If you're a woman and you

521
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:27,080
approach a guy and he's a he's
single and he's not, or maybe

522
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,560
he's not even voted.
It just depends.

523
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,800
It's going to be pretty easy for
you to say you would suck a

524
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,080
stick and he's going to be like,
cool.

525
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:38,080
A friend of mine who used to be
a police officer, she used to

526
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:42,800
pretend to be a hooker to catch
John's and she told me if

527
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:46,640
they're even moderately
attractive, that's a cop.

528
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,400
Basically, you got to be butt
fucking ugly to not be A to not

529
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,120
be a cop.
That's a real prostitute.

530
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:56,480
The the ugly ones.
Well my thing is here is maybe

531
00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,640
this is a guy.
Oh, oh, I guess.

532
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:05,360
Yeah, 'cause I've never, I mean.
Just the way it's written at the

533
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,920
end.
Like I usually wear bright red

534
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:10,200
lipstick and heels to play the
part I I mean I could just be

535
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,280
talking about hooker type
situation or whatever but.

536
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,800
I I went female honestly.
That's what I went with, the

537
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,840
hooker part, but you could be
right.

538
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,400
Yeah.
It is California.

539
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:20,880
It's true.
We don't know.

540
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,720
Actually, I have no idea.
This could be Florida, this

541
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,920
could be this could be Ohio.
Probably not.

542
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,160
Texas I'm ruling out in Maine as
well.

543
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,280
It could be Reno.
That's a good point, this.

544
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:36,400
Is a good Reno one next one here
is I like to watch my wife with

545
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:40,080
other guys or let her go out on
date and on dates and come home

546
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,480
to me.
I think we've had something

547
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:46,120
similar to this before.
I don't understand that either.

548
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:49,080
Like that's like that seems to
be a trend now it.

549
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,640
Is.
Why is that?

550
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,880
Because is it be is this these
young like younger and

551
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,320
millennials or whatever the
generation is after that it just

552
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,040
grew up on porn so much that
that's what their thing is now

553
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,120
is just they they watch somebody
drill.

554
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:04,360
This is parents that has told
your kids for and this kid, this

555
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,480
guy growing up that you know,
you have to share, you have to

556
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,040
share, you have to share.
You don't have to share every

557
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,520
fucking.
Thing no, no, what and and but

558
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:16,800
the like I would I won't say
that I I like it, but like my

559
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,200
girlfriend gets hit on
constantly and I'm I'm punching

560
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,400
way above my weight class with,
but it kind of makes me feel

561
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,480
good that other guys are like
they'll they'll they'll hit on

562
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,320
her and I'm like, no, she's
coming home to me, dawg.

563
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,640
Yeah, I mean, it's, it's good to
know your your girl or wife,

564
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,960
whatever is attractive, but you
don't want to watch her get

565
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,320
nailed by another dude, No.
I don't want her going on dates

566
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,760
with other guys and then coming
over to me.

567
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,800
Like how was dinner?
I don't give a fuck.

568
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,600
Why did you absolutely not like
no, if it's if it happens in

569
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,840
bars and I'm like I go to the
bathroom or something, some guy

570
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:51,040
comes up to her like she'll
she'll like, no, my boyfriend's

571
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,400
in the bathroom and I'll be
like, that's right, buddy, take

572
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:54,680
a.
Walk.

573
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,760
I get that.
I could.

574
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,480
That makes sense to me too.
I don't, yeah.

575
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,040
I don't.
I, I, I, I don't know.

576
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,400
Do you see, Will Smith's got a
new show and, you know, I, I

577
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,360
think of him immediately when it
comes to stuff like this.

578
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,360
It is.
Can you see the name of the

579
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:06,520
show?
Has anybody seen the name of

580
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,240
this show?
No.

581
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,920
What is it?
Pole to pole.

582
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,560
Oh my God, what the hell is
this?

583
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,360
Show, I don't know, I think he
travels around or something.

584
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,000
It was on, I think it was on
Disney Plus or something.

585
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,800
This National Geographic pole to
pole.

586
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,680
Figured it.
Out.

587
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,360
North Pole, South Pole,
Obviously.

588
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,680
That's the gayest thing I've
ever heard in my.

589
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,760
Life, I know.
Will Smith.

590
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,560
Come on dude.
I honestly if they're, that's a

591
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:31,760
great name for a gay porno.
I mean, it really is.

592
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:38,840
And the sequel Pole to Pole.
I was just thinking about him

593
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,920
and his is his wife not I don't
know where the fuck that guy.

594
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,360
Going his bitch.
Sheesh, no.

595
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,120
He's everybody.
Yeah, he's the bitch.

596
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:52,240
Yeah, his cunt.
Yeah, this next one is is I know

597
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:56,000
a chick who's nearly 40, lost
custody of all three of her kids

598
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,920
because of drugs and bad men.
She doesn't even get to see

599
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,640
them.
She's pregnant again and dating

600
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,800
another loser.
We all know this bitch.

601
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,800
We all do, actually.
It's so funny.

602
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,080
I was thinking about.
I don't know who you're

603
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,320
referring to.
Yeah, but.

604
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,400
We all know one just like this.
Absolutely.

605
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,960
That's crazy.
Dirty whores, all of you.

606
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,240
Yeah, a bunch of dirt,
squirrels, everybody #9 here is

607
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,960
life as a woman is annoying.
I wish I was born a dude.

608
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,000
I'm not gay or want the surgery
either.

609
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,480
Just saying that being a woman
sucks and I hate it.

610
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,600
Does it though?
I feel like it can't be that

611
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,200
bad.
Well, just don't forget about

612
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,920
that whole monthly thing.
I don't that's.

613
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,480
Probably the worst.
Yeah.

614
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,960
I wouldn't be very good at that.
And childbirth and all those

615
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,640
things that when they go
through, Yeah.

616
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,480
Depends on how much you like
Dick.

617
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,520
I mean, if you're the parking
lot lady, I mean sure, but like

618
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,680
not every woman wants to see
penises in their front.

619
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,320
They just want to go about their
day.

620
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:56,840
Not to mention, you know,
constantly being told to smile.

621
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,800
Living in a world with men is
just awful and I.

622
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,160
Apologize for it.
Yeah.

623
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,400
And a lot of times the mom is
the one that really keeps the

624
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,520
home together as far and not
always.

625
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,360
I understand there's different,
you know, different homes are

626
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,760
different ways, but a lot of
times moms has that traditional

627
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,840
role of, you know, cooking and
cleaning and taking care of it

628
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,120
and dad's out working longer
hours or, you know, maintaining

629
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:20,440
the the lawn or whatever else.
Not that that matters.

630
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,280
If the rolls are switched up or
you help, you should you should

631
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,000
help.
I'm just saying there's a lot

632
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,080
you're thinking.
It's very 1960s.

633
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,960
Well, it's wrong.
No, but I think it's still

634
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:29,960
relevant.
It's still true.

635
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,200
A lot of them go to work all day
and come back and they got lazy

636
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,640
ass men who don't even
participate or help or try to,

637
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,960
you know, move a vacuum or
anything.

638
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,320
That's too much.
There's a the the that whole

639
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,240
trad wife thing, traditional
wife thing sort of made a

640
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,520
comeback the past couple of
years.

641
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,920
Not saying.
It the most retarded shit I've

642
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,320
ever seen.
I I've seen the I've seen these

643
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,600
people on TikTok and by the way,
they're full of shit.

644
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,720
I'm pretty sure because yeah,
no, because they're making money

645
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,320
on their tik toks talking about
how they don't work.

646
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,480
I'm like, bitch, you are, you
have sponsors, you've got ad

647
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,520
revenue coming in.
You're working.

648
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,640
Stop fucking lying to people.
You're a you're a lying hoe.

649
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,480
That's true.
You know you hate women.

650
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,440
Wow.
No, I don't.

651
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,600
I hate lying women.
This last one, I don't know if

652
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,000
this is a guy or a girl.
I think if somebody has said

653
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,440
something similar to this on the
show before, it says I know it's

654
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,160
fucked up, but I think I have a
cheating fetish that's.

655
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,200
The whole I'm going with this
guy that's.

656
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,360
The whole thing it.
Could be, I don't know.

657
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:29,960
It could be.
It could be a woman.

658
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,040
There's so many women who died,
I can name three or four of them

659
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,080
right on top of my head without
really thinking about it.

660
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,440
Who was just can't quit sleeping
around.

661
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,840
Yep.
Yep, I think that this kid could

662
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,560
go either way on this one, but I
just don't understand it being a

663
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,600
fetish.
Like I mean I guess like is it

664
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,880
the sneakiness behind it?
The almost we're almost going to

665
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,680
get caught maybe.
I don't really know.

666
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,800
I mean, yeah, yeah, I had.
I had a girlfriend a long time

667
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,680
ago that also had that fetish.
She would dress up like herself

668
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:04,680
and then go fuck everybody.
That sucks man.

669
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,960
I'm going to be a whore for
tonight.

670
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,360
You've been one all fucking
week.

671
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,520
Ever since I've known you,
you've been a whore since we

672
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:15,720
met, you fucking slut.
All right, that's this week's

673
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,440
confessions.
Like I've said, if you have a

674
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,360
confession, you want to confess
your dirty secrets about being a

675
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,120
cheating whore, what kind of
dirt squirrel you are, feel free

676
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,840
to click the link in the
description or head on over to

677
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,440
not tds.com and submit it that
way as well.

678
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,080
Stroke.
Let's get into Florida, man.

679
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,600
Florida.
Man losing.

680
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,440
Well breaking up the headlines
crocodiles down from the keys to

681
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,600
the Panhandle.
He don't quit living life loud

682
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:43,800
with a wildness pitch.
Florida Man living on the edge

683
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,400
every day is local.
He's got a a legend in to make

684
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,680
it.
Say it if you can.

685
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,600
There ain't no one crazier than
Florida Man.

686
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,200
Make it waste time a little.
Florida might have better news

687
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,360
in Florida next week.
It's going to be, I mean this,

688
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,440
most of the state's actually
going to be really cold.

689
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:04,360
We're talking 20s and 30s, so
some crazy domestic violence,

690
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:08,080
crazy steps might go down, who
knows, Beating up roommates and

691
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,160
everything else.
People pissed off that they're

692
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,440
stuck in the house spaghetti.
Yeah, well, that was one story I

693
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,280
was going to.
I know we talked about it on on

694
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,760
Tuesdays podcast with Arnie, but
there was one Ian where he lives

695
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,600
my hometown too as well.
But Panama City, A woman

696
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,480
poisoned her roommate.
That's a that was such a crazy

697
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,680
story too, because you said like
the cops came in and pretty much

698
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,920
immediately could tell just by.
They knew like that.

699
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,600
That's poison.
But yeah, when I pulled.

700
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,000
Four bites of it.
Yeah, he had four bites.

701
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,840
When I pulled the police report,
I it said it was pretty obvious.

702
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,080
You could tell.
And there was and there was

703
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,880
some, but I didn't understand.
Maybe it's just the kitchen.

704
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,520
But it said that they could tell
part.

705
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,960
The guy said he could tell part
of the peroxide or whatever was

706
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,200
was missing.
But yeah, he got 4 bites into

707
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,080
it.
She warmed it up.

708
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,000
So we don't know what they were
fighting about, but that

709
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,600
happened locally where we're
where we're at.

710
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,960
So that was a a big story here
in the Panama City Beach.

711
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,080
And I, and I didn't, I didn't, I
didn't get a chance to, to grade

712
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,920
it last week.
But I mean, I've held on to

713
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,400
that.
That is a mug shot dolphin story

714
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,960
if I've ever heard one.
Yeah, I'm surprised.

715
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,360
I'm going to pick up a little
more traction as far as over the

716
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,560
news.
But you know, it's been a crazy

717
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,440
week, all right.
A 28 year old man here in

718
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,680
Florida was arrested for a
felony battery after hitting

719
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,440
someone with a packet of ketchup
at a bus terminal.

720
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,760
Police say he was out and it
looked like he had, you know,

721
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,080
passed out.
So someone went over to check on

722
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,960
and the man freaked out.
Do you freak out if somebody

723
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,880
wakes you up?
Like sometimes I'm I'm not like

724
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,000
a freak out kind of punch
someone kind of person.

725
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,320
I'm more like what's happening.
I'm not supposed to be awake.

726
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,760
I'm like, what?
And that's about as angry as I

727
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,120
get.
All right, when he threw a

728
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:52,520
ketchup packet, another guy who
was, you know, people don't mind

729
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,440
their own fucking business.
Me, I'm like, let that guy just

730
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,560
fucking sleep.
I'm not a cop.

731
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,760
You know what?
I'm under my business.

732
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,800
But he goes over, the guy throws
it.

733
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:03,040
Here's what it says.
He got 2 little spots of ketchup

734
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,680
on his jacket 2.
Little Wolf, now it's justified.

735
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,760
And it might seem minor, but
still it was an attack,

736
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,880
according to police, the police
showed.

737
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,160
Up and that's a missile.
I know they arrested the guy for

738
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:20,280
battery, it would normally be a
misdemeanor, but which is your

739
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,400
pussy for calling police?
Can I just be honest with you?

740
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,600
You're a pussy.
No, you're a you're a gigantic

741
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,960
pussy.
He had a previous battery

742
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,600
conviction on his record, so
they upgraded it to a felony

743
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,600
because of his past.
So he's looking at five years

744
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,040
plus they found a little bit of
cocaine on him, which cocaine

745
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,320
don't, let's be honest, cocaine
don't put you to sleep.

746
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,960
So he probably was not on the.
He just had it.

747
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,440
He just had it.
Just let.

748
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,840
People have cocaine bite.
I'm just saying to say that now

749
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,280
it just let people have their
coke.

750
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,480
It's just, it's like we just let
people have it.

751
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,360
Who gives a fuck?
There's other drugs to worry

752
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,000
about.
Yeah, you just, I just worry

753
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,480
about the fit and all getting
into the coke.

754
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,680
I'm not a coke head.
I just, I just, that's the only

755
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,680
thing I can concerned about it.
But that, you know, you go out

756
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:01,840
and you buy it from random
people.

757
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,160
That's true.
That's the gambling you do

758
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,120
anyway.
Deputies prevented a potential

759
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,320
catastrophic events after police
responded to what initially

760
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,840
appeared to be a routine
shoplifting case on Thursday.

761
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,080
That was last week.
Authorities say the suspect was

762
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,040
caught shoplifting at a public
store.

763
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,480
Publix is big.
You know how we talk about

764
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,120
Publix here.
Florida and on the southeast is

765
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:26,240
the biggest store.
And became confrontational and

766
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,880
verbally aggressive before
leaving the scene and walking to

767
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,240
a nearby Panera Bread where he
continued yelling at people and

768
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,760
entered the bathroom.
Now deputies followed and

769
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,160
discovered the man attempted to
ignite a 12 gauge shotgun

770
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,240
bullet.
It was actually the bullet was a

771
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:45,640
slug, but he was going to set it
on fire and that's not a good

772
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,880
thing to do.
Somebody could have obviously

773
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:51,520
been injured or killed by this
and including himself or any law

774
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,280
enforcement in there.
They have intervened before the

775
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,200
round discharged and discovered
the 2 shotgun shells.

776
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,760
This one's tough.
This is pretty tough.

777
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,600
You're trying to give us a
little.

778
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,920
I'm trying to think like I'm I'm
leaning, I'm leaning towards

779
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,639
mugshot dolphin and mullet
Gator.

780
00:34:09,639 --> 00:34:11,760
This one is kind of what do you
guys think?

781
00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:14,120
Mullet Gator.
What's the other option though?

782
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:18,159
There was another one.
Well, there's there's 5.

783
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,960
OK, I forget.
Yeah, there's elderly Flamingo.

784
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,400
That's not that.
Tornado in a bathing suit.

785
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,840
No, it's not that.
And sunburn manatee.

786
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:33,440
No, it's it's, it's probably the
I'm going to go the that one.

787
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that guy.
That's fair, that.

788
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,920
Guy.
For sure I was that was torn.

789
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,480
All right, another guy here in
Florida was arrested this

790
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,360
weekend, this past weekend after
doing Donuts in a church parking

791
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,960
lot.
It was on his first date.

792
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,239
Yeah, you did that last week.
It was at the IT was at the

793
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,719
Jehovah's Witness.
Parking lot?

794
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,199
Did I do this story last week?
Yeah, I gave it a mullet Gator I

795
00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:56,239
remember.
Oh OK, yeah, OK.

796
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,440
Oh God, I can't even remember
doing that story last week.

797
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Oh, I can, because it made me
laugh.

798
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,680
Yeah, it was a good one.
I have sometimes between

799
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,440
terrestrial radio and this, I
have a hard time realizing what

800
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,040
I do sometimes I need to get it
you.

801
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,760
Still have a job?
I know.

802
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,440
No, I'm not bragging about it.
I'm not bragging about it.

803
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,440
I'm just saying I can't remember
where I talked about it at.

804
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,240
I could celebrate it.
All right, an 18 year old was

805
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:21,760
arrested in Florida after
attempting A TikTok challenge.

806
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,480
It's called the 24 hour
challenge.

807
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,640
Anybody know anything about
this?

808
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,520
Yeah.
I know everything about this.

809
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,560
You did it last week well.
I did.

810
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:31,760
Yes, she.
Did stayed at a Walmart.

811
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,800
That's all I do, yeah.
Did I really?

812
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,680
Yes, I'm telling you dude.
What day did we record?

813
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,320
What day did we record last
week?

814
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,040
I'm I'm so damn confused of
what's on.

815
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,080
We recorded on Monday I believe.
No wonder some of my shit

816
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,720
crossed over.
OK, I'm like.

817
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,160
Your days were mixed up last
week.

818
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,000
That's right.
I tell you about somebody

819
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,280
poisoning someone's spaghetti,
but you've heard that and.

820
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,560
Twice.
Yeah, and I'll tell you about

821
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,200
the near my house in the massage
parlor.

822
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,520
Fang one.
No, this one's a different one.

823
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,040
Yeah, this guy, somebody noticed
the Department of Health

824
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,280
investigator noticed that the
and I talked about this last

825
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,760
podcast.
I do remember that God almost

826
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,200
was getting old.
Didn't get senile, but.

827
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:16,240
But if you missed it in the last
podcast, the health department

828
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:18,360
was there.
They observed the guy having

829
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,600
sexual activity.
Police got there and the guy

830
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:26,600
told police that she paid him
for sex.

831
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,640
Thing that has never happened on
planet Earth.

832
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:33,080
I know it seemed like the police
are like, okay, well, we'll just

833
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:36,640
get her anyway.
No woman has spent a dime on sex

834
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,280
with a man.
I know I could not believe this.

835
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,440
So then for the guy, he was
getting going to get charged.

836
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,720
With it don't say anything about
him being charged.

837
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,000
It doesn't say anything about
anything about him.

838
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,880
It's more focused on the massage
parlor.

839
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,320
So I have no idea.
But we do know that apparently

840
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,920
she got turned on and she paid
him for sex, according to.

841
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,680
Well, good for him.
I mean, that's what I'm saying.

842
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:02,160
Like good for that guy.
I ain't never got money he made.

843
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,480
And he didn't get in trouble.
He made like 20 bucks or

844
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,240
something.
He got a massage and he got a

845
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,080
blowjob and then she got paid
him.

846
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,600
Jeez, that's that's.
That's a great Saturday.

847
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,880
Some people are just living the
life.

848
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,840
I ain't living that life.
Yeah, I know.

849
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:20,360
All right.
Well.

850
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,280
That's same, well, half the
stories you've heard before, but

851
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,680
you know, I can't remember what
I've talked about before or not

852
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,680
so.
Listen, Florida's a crazy place.

853
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,080
It's it's hard to keep things
straight.

854
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:33,440
It is, yeah.
We we do have we got a couple

855
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,040
other things I want to get to,
but Rick is here.

856
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,320
You guys want to just jump in
and and bring Rick on the show

857
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,360
and start talking.
We got some questions to ask

858
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,600
him.
Do some Rick in the law.

859
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,440
Rick, welcome back man.
How are you?

860
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,720
Que Paso amigos.
Wow, so loud.

861
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,720
Yeah, hold on a second.
Oh my God, Rich got that amped

862
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:50,840
up.
There we go.

863
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:56,800
No, I my cat got into my fucking
cables and my stream stream yard

864
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,920
stopped recognizing the mic and
stuff so I got you.

865
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,440
It's probably all fucked up.
I got you.

866
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,800
Hope he's gone.
He left.

867
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,080
I missed that guy.
It was fun.

868
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,320
It was great breaking the lover.
I learned a lot actually.

869
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:12,480
Like honestly I I feel much
smarter than when we started it.

870
00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:14,320
Was nice having.
Thanks for joining us, Rick.

871
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,400
That was cool.
We could move on.

872
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,960
I don't know what the hell he's
doing.

873
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,200
He just disappeared.
Like his cat got into some wires

874
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,040
and he was.
There, that's it.

875
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,520
Maybe the cat showed up and
fucked everything up again.

876
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,240
He.
He was so loud when he jumped

877
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,720
on.
Was it loud for you guys or was

878
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:28,400
it just?
Oh yeah.

879
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,280
Oh yeah, I was.
I was afraid he was going to

880
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,400
bleed through my headphones to
the end of the mic I got.

881
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,200
I had to push it away.
All right, well, while he

882
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,840
figures his shit out, then we
can talk about this, this thing

883
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,160
that Ian presented the other
day.

884
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,600
Well, he said.
Things that you're addicted to,

885
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,320
or what's your latest addiction?
What's your newest addiction?

886
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,920
Newest addiction.
OK, OK.

887
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:50,320
Because like for like my buddy
came to visit and he he every

888
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,400
every January he comes down for
a month because condos are

889
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,720
stupid cheap so he just rents
them for the month.

890
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:01,120
I think what he paid for January
cost about the same as it would

891
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,160
for maybe four days in the
summertime, so he gets great

892
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,040
deals.
Does he have a remote job?

893
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,000
Like how the fuck do you just be
off for a whole month?

894
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,560
Yeah.
He gets, yeah, he gets, he gets

895
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:13,880
to work from home when he when
he travels, but he comes down

896
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,880
here and I don't know where we
just start where we, we played

897
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,240
pool, we played golf or, or
darts or whatever.

898
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,880
So he started to start playing
Golden T that arc, that golf

899
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,000
game where you just spin the
ball.

900
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,200
Dude it's so much fun though.
It is so much fun.

901
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,440
I've never played a game in my
life until a month ago and I now

902
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,960
I've got the app, I'm tracking
my stats, I've got I've, I've,

903
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,480
I've upgraded my clubs.
I'm like, Oh my God, I think I'm

904
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,640
addicted to this fucking game.
So much so that if I wanted a

905
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,560
Powerball, I'm like, I need a
house with enough living room

906
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,160
space so I can put my golden tea
machine.

907
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,280
That's how much I love this
game.

908
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,200
It's a very serious game.
I remember when I was this,

909
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,680
before my radio career, I was a
mover or whatever, but the truck

910
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,160
drivers were obsessed with
golden tea.

911
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,320
So every truck stop you'd go to,
there'd be like 50 truck drivers

912
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,680
hanging out, like arguing over
golden tea and betting on it and

913
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:06,520
all kinds of shit.
I was.

914
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:10,480
Like we were betting on it.
It got so bad that it affected

915
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,680
our plans.
Because like a friend of ours

916
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,800
would invite like, Hey, I'm
going to see this band tonight.

917
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,000
You guys should come hang out.
That bar doesn't have Golden

918
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:19,760
Tee.
I'm not interested.

919
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,520
I'm not going there that I'm not
going to go see you because they

920
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,960
don't have the game that I want.
And we literally on the app, it

921
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,960
shows you what locations have
Golden Tee.

922
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,840
So we just like there's four
within this like like 3 mile

923
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,360
radius.
So we played one game, have a

924
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,760
beer, Uber to the next bar, play
a game, have a beer, Uber to

925
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:41,160
that.
We did.

926
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,800
We had a, we did a Golden Tee
tour.

927
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,600
That's hilarious, you stroke.
Have you ever played Golden T?

928
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:48,240
No, I'm I don't really
understand what you're talking

929
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,360
about.
It's a golf.

930
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:53,000
It's in, it's on all the bars.
It's it's, it's got, it's got a

931
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,000
white ball in the center and you
see people just fling it as hard

932
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,520
as they can and.
OK, yeah, no, I don't.

933
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,240
I don't like games a lot I
guess.

934
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,160
I don't like golf, but I I do
like that game.

935
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,680
It's fun, it is.
I can't help that I'm addicted

936
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,480
to that fucking game.
What about you, stroke?

937
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,960
Well, I know this may go is
weird because it's more like

938
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,720
binge watching, but it it has
been my addiction lately.

939
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,240
I've went back.
There's been I think quite a

940
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:22,560
1718 seasons.
So I went back far.

941
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,960
I've watched it before in the
past, but not like I have

942
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,640
recently that show.
What would you do?

943
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:32,120
Anybody ever watch that?
It runs on ABC and they'll

944
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:35,480
they'll have actors and they'll
go no actors and actresses.

945
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,840
They'll go in and they'll, you
know, I'll give an example.

946
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,600
One of them was like this, these
teenagers.

947
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,960
And the guy was like, if you
don't, I made this AI video,

948
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:43,920
you're not gonna have sex with
me.

949
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,080
I'm gonna show it.
And then it's like watching the

950
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,600
people next to the table next to
him in a restaurant, like how

951
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,720
they react.
So I like it.

952
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,160
Now when I watch this show, I
debate, will I get involved?

953
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:58,040
There was 1 episode that I
watched recently where the they

954
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,840
and they reversed it twice.
But they were like the woman

955
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:04,520
didn't want to have the baby
and, and the the guy did and it

956
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,720
was, you know, talking about
maybe having an abortion.

957
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,240
So then she gets up and then
that's what they do.

958
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:12,760
And then he kind of likes talks
to the table, but at that point,

959
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,640
and then they reversed it to the
other way around.

960
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,080
I'm minding my own fucking
business.

961
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,480
Like some of these things, like
that's between your two.

962
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,840
I'm not telling you what to do.
But, you know, there's other

963
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,800
time where this guy, which I
told Christina, we need to do

964
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:28,280
this and fake it, not only
because we can get a cheesecake

965
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,400
if we fake and get engaged
again, like at these

966
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,920
restaurants.
But I told there was one where

967
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,840
this guy brought this prenup
papers and he's like, I know

968
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,720
we're getting married in a week,
but you know, getting to sign

969
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,360
it.
And then he walks away and then

970
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,040
she's like, oh, my God, the
people, people are getting

971
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,000
involved in it at the bar, but I
keep watching.

972
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,760
I'm like, oh, what would I do?
I probably mind my fucking

973
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,840
business on most of this.
But if you're mean to, yeah, if

974
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,440
you're mean, it's like sometimes
I'll have like a Down syndrome

975
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,280
actor or actress on there and
people get mean to him.

976
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,080
I would intervene on something
like that.

977
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,880
Yeah.
But other than that, I'm minding

978
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,240
my business.
And I, I've told you this

979
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:02,680
before, because I've done this
before.

980
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,960
Fake propose it.
And at restaurants, you'll get

981
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,080
all kinds of free shit.
I got fucking hammered out of

982
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,960
tgi Friday's because I proposed
to a friend of mine back in when

983
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,280
I was like 22.
We were just friends, but we,

984
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,640
we, we were like, let's try this
and see what we can get.

985
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,160
I was fucking hammered, you
know?

986
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,840
You got to do that, yes.
Get engaged again.

987
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,760
So that has been my kind of my
addiction in the last few weeks.

988
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:27,320
I know it's more, I guess you
would say binge watching, but I

989
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,400
went way back.
But it has been my addiction.

990
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,720
Like, I love that show.
Mine's kind of similar too.

991
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:34,480
Before we get to to Rick and the
law here, and I'll just tell you

992
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,920
mine because Rick's back it's
ATV show too.

993
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,000
It was actually on YouTube.
It's called Y files.

994
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,480
Have you guys ever have you guys
ever watched Y files on YouTube?

995
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,120
No.
All right, so.

996
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:48,120
Basically wild like Wil.
D like like WHI like Y.

997
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:52,960
Oh no.
So basically Y Files is, it's

998
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:57,280
just like this really well
informed dude who's pretty much

999
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:01,760
just a suburban dad and he's,
it's a camera shot where he's

1000
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:06,520
there and he's, he's talking
about conspiracies and

1001
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,920
government shit.
And he's got this little CGI

1002
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,640
alcoholic fish right next to
him.

1003
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,040
And this fish talk shit to him
the whole time.

1004
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,600
So this guy will be telling the
story and he tells these stories

1005
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:20,480
like he's really, really smart
and he he, he basically tells

1006
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:24,280
you anything.
But like I say, conspiracies, it

1007
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:28,000
could be CIA stuff, it could be
alien shit, but he really tells

1008
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,040
you the whole story about
whatever it is that it that he's

1009
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,720
talking about.
He tells you really paints the

1010
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:36,080
picture really well.
And at the end of it, he debunks

1011
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,680
the whole thing, which is great
if he can sometimes it's like,

1012
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:39,920
there's no way I can debunk
this.

1013
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,160
There's no way I can prove it,
whatever.

1014
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,600
But the whole time his fucking
fish, which is called Heckle

1015
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,640
fish, just jumps in and caught,
talks shit to him.

1016
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,440
And this has a hecklefish like
hates lizard people and he wears

1017
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,120
A tinfoil hat and he just
fucking talks mad shit.

1018
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,680
And it's actually really, really
funny.

1019
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,160
But at the same time you learn
all kinds of shit.

1020
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,720
It's really.
So if you're interested in I.

1021
00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:02,000
AM.
In conspiracies or whatever, you

1022
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,360
actually the stroke you would
really like this because the way

1023
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,560
this guy explains things, it's
so easy to understand and it's

1024
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,040
really well put together.
So the Y files on YouTube.

1025
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,800
Now, how did you find it?
Was it just an accident?

1026
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,520
Well, I think, I think it was
just like a suggested thing on

1027
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,840
YouTube.
I was just maybe flipping

1028
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:18,880
through.
I was like, oh, what's this?

1029
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,520
And because maybe the title was,
you know, something conspiracy

1030
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,600
or whatever that caught my
attention and I watched it from

1031
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,440
there and I've been hooked ever
since.

1032
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:28,240
It's really nice.
Some episodes are long, but

1033
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,960
usually they're about 30 minutes
or so.

1034
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,240
But it's really interesting
stuff.

1035
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,680
So the Wi-Fi, check it out.
Yeah, check that shit out.

1036
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:36,480
All right, so that's what I'm
addicted to.

1037
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:37,400
There you go.
There you guys go.

1038
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,640
Now, if you're looking for a new
addiction, you can either be

1039
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,680
Golden T or you can check out
the Y Files or or, you know,

1040
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,480
that TV show.
What would you do?

1041
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:47,760
But Rick is back, so let's see
if we can bring him on and see

1042
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:49,080
how he's on.
Welcome to the show, Rick.

1043
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:49,520
How are you?
I.

1044
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:52,200
Don't know, you tell me.
You sound great, sound

1045
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,200
beautiful.
All right.

1046
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,400
Sounds beautiful.
Yeah, man.

1047
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,080
Yeah.
I've never been a cat person,

1048
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:02,560
but this cat just like adopted
me and became just like was like

1049
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,160
clinging on me, jumping on my
shoulder like you're my person.

1050
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,880
And I have to close the door in
here to keep the motherfucker

1051
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,320
out.
But I don't know if when I walk

1052
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,240
around the house, he's like
fuck, constantly following me,

1053
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,360
gets on top of a counter.
If I'm sitting on, you know, I'm

1054
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,720
standing in front of one doing
something or whatever, always

1055
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,200
very interested in what I'm
doing.

1056
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,480
However, when he let him in
here, he's of course fascinated

1057
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,360
by the cables.
And my computer's under the desk

1058
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,840
and he gets back there and
starts pulling on shit and I'm

1059
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,520
like, I don't know where this
fucking plugged in, so I'm gonna

1060
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:32,120
have to pull the damn computer
out and figure out what hole it

1061
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,320
goes in.
Well, you completely disconnect.

1062
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,960
I was like shit ricks calling.
But we're glad to have you back.

1063
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,760
We do have I.
Was trying to adjust settings as

1064
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:40,840
you said the mic was too loud
but.

1065
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,280
A lot of times between US, and
I'm sure that listeners don't

1066
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,600
really care, but between a lot
of times, if your mic is too

1067
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,560
loud, I can usually adjust it on
my end too, so that's all good.

1068
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,920
Yeah, and Rick, you missed
something a couple weeks ago.

1069
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,520
Somebody said you had a sexy
voice.

1070
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,440
I just want to let you know.
You know what I missed a couple

1071
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,960
of weeks ago was your fucking
wedding.

1072
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,360
You piece of that's what.
I said dickhead.

1073
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:01,840
So did everybody.
There we go.

1074
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:06,160
Nobody made it.
It's easy when you do it and get

1075
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:07,520
it over with.
You ain't got to wear that

1076
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,400
bullshit.
I didn't get a fucking call.

1077
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,880
I had to find out on Facebook,
bitch.

1078
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,000
That's how everybody found out.
Yeah.

1079
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,600
Well, and it was one of those
things like me and Rick could

1080
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,320
have just been, we could have
been in, we could have been

1081
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,800
there in like 45 minutes.
We'd have got in the car well.

1082
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,080
Didn't it would have came down
to somebody else bitching how

1083
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,040
they didn't get told and this
didn't get told.

1084
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,720
It got to the point where
everybody was saying something

1085
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:27,560
because originally this was
going to be in the summer, but

1086
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,120
it got where everybody was being
a part of it and inviting

1087
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:31,520
themselves.
People I don't even fucking

1088
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:32,200
know.
He's like.

1089
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,760
You know what?
Let's just piss off everybody

1090
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,200
collectively.
Last time we were in Tallahassee

1091
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,480
in Dion's RV, you guys were
like, it's going to be in

1092
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,760
August.
I'm like, fuck yeah, it's my

1093
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,480
birthday month too.
And then?

1094
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,520
That's what I thought too, that.
Didn't happen.

1095
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,520
No.
Well, anyway, I forgive you.

1096
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,320
I'm happy for you.
Congratulations.

1097
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,040
I'm still working on it.
You know what I mean?

1098
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:53,760
It's a wedding.
Fuck it.

1099
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,200
Open bar is nice, food usually
sucks, resort rubber chicken or

1100
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,960
whatever you know, but yeah.
But it's a good time.

1101
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,000
I love hanging out.
The reception, yeah.

1102
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,240
Yeah, it's always a good.
Time my, my long marriage was

1103
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:10,640
the reception was just like one
giant party yeah, the DJ was

1104
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,560
booked until midnight and
motherfuckers were still dancing

1105
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:17,800
so we had to like negotiate an
extension of his contract but.

1106
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:19,920
That's always good.
That's when you know it's a good

1107
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,520
time when you got to extend the
DJ.

1108
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:25,200
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so Stroke isn't lying

1109
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,480
there.
We did get a confession.

1110
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,760
It was last week or the week
before that someone said that.

1111
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,480
I haven't been on the damn show
in a month.

1112
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:33,120
Yeah, it was just a couple of
weeks.

1113
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:37,000
So if somebody said I really
have I they enjoy your voice,

1114
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,720
they think it's sexy.
Well, when I was on the radio

1115
00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:42,560
with these guys, they all liked
it too, so.

1116
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,480
There you go.
You got a good voice, you got a

1117
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,240
good radio voice.
So talk real sexy when you

1118
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:47,440
answer these questions.
I'm just kidding.

1119
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:55,120
So what are we doing?
Oh no, we have a little fairy

1120
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,680
white in the background.
Should I play some sex music?

1121
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,720
No, I'm just kidding.
That would be the.

1122
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,520
Slow 6 Music Sexy sex music.
Yeah, where's that Craigslist

1123
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,080
background noise, right?
Yeah, play it.

1124
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:08,680
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm not gonna do it.

1125
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,160
But we do have.
Eventually, though, we're gonna

1126
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,080
get an intro, right?
Eventually I think stroke made

1127
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,120
one.
I just don't know what happened

1128
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,840
to it.
I don't he, I.

1129
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,440
Think because Rick never told me
which one he wanted, I totally.

1130
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,200
Did it?
Was the third one you sent?

1131
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,040
I said use this one.
Oh, maybe I'll forward it to

1132
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,440
Mikey then.
I don't remember, it's been a

1133
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,400
long time ago.
That's the buck.

1134
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,480
Hey, let's just all take the
fact I had nothing to do with

1135
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,360
it.
Could be my fault anyway, let's

1136
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,480
move on because we do have 4
questions here that hopefully

1137
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,320
you can help out some of these
damage with and and I want you

1138
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,560
to stick around and I want you
to stick around and and hang out

1139
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,920
with us for the comment section
which we'll get into after this

1140
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:45,560
it'd.
Be great, yeah.

1141
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,680
Thanks.
So, so the first thing is right

1142
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,560
here is this is actually from
Mississippi.

1143
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,000
So we got damage in Mississippi
that are listening to the show.

1144
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,120
It's right now like an octopus
now.

1145
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:56,000
I know that America's a lot of
podcast.

1146
00:49:56,720 --> 00:50:00,840
It says my ex-wife and her new
husband have put a live video

1147
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,800
feed camera in my children's
bedroom to watch them.

1148
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,560
My children are 11 and 9.
They live in Mississippi.

1149
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,520
Is this legal?
Well, in the surface, it

1150
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,440
certainly sounds like it should
not be.

1151
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,520
It sounds pretty as fuck.
I will tell you that there are

1152
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:18,600
circumstances where it could be
like say there are mental health

1153
00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:22,560
issues, maybe one's a violent
one and one's not and they're

1154
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:26,240
roommates and whatever.
I will also tell you 9 years

1155
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:29,960
old, it's kind of like a break
point.

1156
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,920
I mean, you know shit, you may
still be getting baited by your

1157
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,840
mom.
I don't know, but eleven, that

1158
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:39,160
fucker's probably got ball hair.
So it's you know, or whatever

1159
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:46,480
Coos hair, but I think that if
there's a lot of it depends in

1160
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:52,120
this question.
I mean, if they're common, if

1161
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,320
they're both female, you're
going to light a fuse on that

1162
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,360
one because they're going to be
some pissed off people.

1163
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,960
But if it's like, you know, two
brothers or something like that,

1164
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,760
you're not going to get as much
outrage from anybody.

1165
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:08,720
You might want to tell about it,
be it police or, you know,

1166
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,080
someone at the state attorney's
office or whatever.

1167
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:15,720
But again, it depends.
I mean, on its surface, if

1168
00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:19,720
there's no concerns about, you
know, safety in the room or any

1169
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:22,560
of that sort of thing, then I'm
going to say that you're going

1170
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,760
to have a hard time convincing
someone that it's OK.

1171
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:27,720
Is an outright illegal.
I don't believe so.

1172
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:31,480
I don't know Mississippi law,
but I do know that in Florida,

1173
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:35,400
obviously.
Hey Ian, when can you not record

1174
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:39,160
people?
Then there's no reasonable

1175
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:43,480
expectation of privacy.
Boom, all right, so obviously in

1176
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:47,160
your bedroom you do have that
and so there, there's a problem

1177
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:48,240
there.
So again, you would have to have

1178
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:52,480
some kind of a reason to do it
in your own room.

1179
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,000
Now this, that's an interesting
thing too.

1180
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,920
I back in the day had some
friends that like to record

1181
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,280
themselves doing recreational
activities with ladies.

1182
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,240
And I'm like, buddy, you can't
do that.

1183
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:04,880
He goes, why?
It's my bedroom.

1184
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,680
I'm like, yeah, but they don't
know it's there.

1185
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,240
I mean, so, so again, there's a
lot.

1186
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:13,320
There's still some question
marks surrounding this type of a

1187
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,840
question, but there's situations
where it would be OK.

1188
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:20,280
And then, you know, if the none
of those situations are present,

1189
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:21,720
I think that it's probably not
OK.

1190
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,320
Isn't that kind of sort of like
what what happened with Hulk

1191
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:28,120
Hogan where Bubba to love retard
was recording him fucking his

1192
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,000
wife?
Yeah, that's exactly what it

1193
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,800
was.
I forgot about that.

1194
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,840
Yeah, that was his Claire's
documentary.

1195
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,080
All right, so either.
Way he said he had a creepy can

1196
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,880
for a Dick and I'm like.
Wow.

1197
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,960
I had blocked that out of my
memory.

1198
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:50,400
Thank you.
But back to that.

1199
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,440
Work.
To this thing here though, like

1200
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,880
it's creepy and I.
Yes, it's.

1201
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,320
Very creepy.
Just put a fucking camera in

1202
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,760
your kids room can I like?
911 that's.

1203
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,280
Yeah, I don't like it.
I don't like it.

1204
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,200
Yeah.
I mean, I actually, I don't

1205
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,280
think the camera ought to be
there in anybody's room, but

1206
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,800
especially for children around
that age that are kind of break

1207
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,840
point, you know, like about to
become, you know, pubescent or

1208
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,080
puberty and all that kind of
stuff.

1209
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,680
And maybe, you know, one wants
to jerk off and you got him on.

1210
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,360
I mean, it's not.
Yeah.

1211
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:21,120
Would it would it qualify if the
kids have of some sort of mental

1212
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,680
health issues that you're more
concerned of?

1213
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,160
I know they'll have like the
monitors in there with, you

1214
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,040
know, certain kids, you know,
they just grow up with certain

1215
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,800
type of disabilities.
Would that be maybe more

1216
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,560
covered?
Yes, that's kind of when I

1217
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,480
started off with was the, you
know, if there's some sort of

1218
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,880
mental health issue or violence
issue and then, you know, maybe

1219
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,400
there can be an exception to
this.

1220
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,160
There's nothing written into it.
This would be more of an

1221
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,000
interpretational kind of thing
about a judge or whatever if it

1222
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,040
came to that point.
But if there is a mental health

1223
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:53,360
issue and it could potentially
either be dangerous for that

1224
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:58,440
person or someone else that's in
bunking with them, then, you

1225
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,080
know, you can make a case for I
need to watch them.

1226
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,520
Now you can make a counter case
with, well, how about a baby

1227
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:08,160
monitor, you know, something
like that where it's just audio.

1228
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:11,120
But you know, then again, they
they could, you know, come back

1229
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:14,680
with again, we're like going way
outside of any facts that I

1230
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:15,880
know.
So we're assuming a bunch of

1231
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,600
shit, but you know, if, if
again, if there's enough of a

1232
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:23,760
concern and it's a legit deal,
then I mean, I don't think

1233
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:27,680
anybody's going to bit being,
you know, like overly torches

1234
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:31,720
and pitchforks and stuff.
But I mean, just on the regular,

1235
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:34,400
you just have a couple of kids
and you want to stick a camera

1236
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,120
in the room.
And then it's a weird B

1237
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:41,200
probably, you know, pedophiliac.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

1238
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,280
Don't do it.
That's my answer.

1239
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,120
Yeah, pretty much don't.
I mean, it's not a great idea,

1240
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,520
again, in any circumstances, but
if you have a genuine safety

1241
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,600
concern or you know, for either
the person or the person they're

1242
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:54,400
blanking with and you know,
maybe, but it would depend on

1243
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:57,760
the severity of whatever was
going on and all of that.

1244
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:03,000
This next one is can a business
legally fire you for private

1245
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,680
things that you post on Patreon
or only fans if they found out?

1246
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:10,520
That's a pretty good question
because it you Facebook and and

1247
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:14,040
Instagram are one thing because
it's it's so it's public.

1248
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,000
So Patreon or an Onlyfans
becomes.

1249
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,240
A great you can make your own.
You can make your Instagram

1250
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:19,640
private.
That's true, That's true.

1251
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,480
But go on.
The vast majority of states in

1252
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:26,520
the country are at will
employment states anyway, as

1253
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,880
long as it's not for some
discriminatory reason.

1254
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,240
I mean, they could fire you for
wearing a red shirt if they

1255
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:34,760
wanted to or whatever.
So if they don't like the optics

1256
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,240
of whatever it may be that
you're doing out there, even if

1257
00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:42,000
it's behind the paywall or
something like that, they're,

1258
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:46,080
they're entitled to fire you.
And so, you know, I mean, again,

1259
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,320
it could be for any reason as
long as it's not and you know,

1260
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,920
quote UN quote illegal reason.
So but but because doesn't like

1261
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:56,400
adult content fall outside of
the protection of off duty

1262
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,160
activities sort.
Of what I was going to ask,

1263
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:00,960
yeah.
Yes, in most cases.

1264
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,760
Now, if you're in an employment
contract situation where you

1265
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,800
signed a contract to work there
and stuff, they generally all

1266
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,920
have some sort of, you know,
moral turpitude clause where if

1267
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,080
you're out there doing something
dirty, then they can fire you

1268
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:17,040
for it.
But if it's just a, I filled it

1269
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,840
out an application, you hired
me, shook my hand and agreed to

1270
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:23,480
pay me, that's a little bit more
difficult for the employee

1271
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:26,600
because of the fact that you
have no protections built into

1272
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,160
Allah.
The contract, like the contract

1273
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:32,200
says I can be fired for specific
things, not just whatever you

1274
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:35,120
want to.
And whereas an AT will employee

1275
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:38,480
is just a handshake employee.
They can be fired for whatever

1276
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,480
as long as it's not for, you
know, race, sex, creed, you

1277
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:43,720
know, religious.
Yeah.

1278
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,560
Interesting.
Yeah.

1279
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:50,200
So I guess if you get busted,
your boss finds your only fans.

1280
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,160
Well, I mean, maybe you give him
a free membership and I'll let

1281
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,440
you stick around.
There you go.

1282
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,480
Or hustle harder on that.
Only fans because you're

1283
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,640
unemployed.
Well, at that point, yeah, that

1284
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:01,800
that shit becomes your job.
So.

1285
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:05,400
Yeah, for real.
Go all in this next one.

1286
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,720
Can you get arrested for sending
your friend?

1287
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:10,200
This is actually funny.
Can you get arrested for sending

1288
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,560
your friend's nudes to his own
girlfriend as a prank?

1289
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,840
Asking for someone who might
need a lawyer.

1290
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:19,400
I believe that I know who sent
this.

1291
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,000
Really.
Yeah.

1292
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:26,480
There's a friend of mine and
Strokes and and Ian's named Fat

1293
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:31,440
Bag, and he had told me he was
going to send one in, that I

1294
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,640
would know it when I saw it.
And I think that this is it.

1295
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,120
If I'm picking one, this would
be 1.

1296
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,960
Especially the whole asking for
a friend who might need a

1297
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:41,520
lawyer.
But yeah, right.

1298
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:46,040
Yeah, the, you know, of course,
the transmission of nudes of

1299
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:49,360
someone else without their
permission, at least in the

1300
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:52,200
state of Florida.
I believe California got a like

1301
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,120
revenge porn type statute as
well.

1302
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,880
But so yes, it's a crime to send
news.

1303
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,680
This could fall in the revenge
porn type of thing, even though

1304
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,160
it's not.
It's more just like Joe kind of,

1305
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,280
well, a couple of guys fucking.
Around I was not even Joe it's

1306
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,680
like literally just sending it
to another individual, not

1307
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,800
posting it online or anything
because I don't really know

1308
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:12,160
where the definition of revenge
porn falls I'm.

1309
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,560
Using that because everybody
kind of has has heard that

1310
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:18,600
there's a transmission of an
unauthorized, you know, image

1311
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:22,200
and stuff.
And so it, it, it's less the

1312
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,880
publication of it as like
revenge porn would be versus the

1313
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:29,880
dissemination of it without, you
know, permission of the person

1314
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:33,360
that's in it.
Now if there are no identifying

1315
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:36,640
characteristics in the
photograph, he might be able to

1316
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,520
pass it off like Nope, no face
or whatever.

1317
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,800
Else or or something.
Yeah, yeah.

1318
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,600
I mean, like, no, you know, like
really remarkable tattoo or

1319
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:48,720
something like that.
But generally speaking, sending

1320
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:52,880
nudes that you got to somebody
else is, is going to fall under

1321
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,880
some sort of a misdemeanor type
type charge.

1322
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:04,440
And obviously they've, they've,
they've tried to look, the law

1323
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,480
is like about 10 years behind
technology.

1324
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,960
And so these old white dudes
that are in there trying to pass

1325
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,280
laws and stuff, they're too
worried about other stuff.

1326
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:16,400
And they're not worried about,
you know, where the, the state

1327
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,760
of the world is with regards to
how technology intersects with

1328
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,280
real life and the law and all
that.

1329
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:25,560
And so, you know, they'll write
a law about, you know, Facebook

1330
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:27,720
posts now, you know, some shit,
you know, so it's like

1331
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,720
Facebook's been around for, you
know, 15 years, 20 years.

1332
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,280
So.
They just got done talking about

1333
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:34,960
Myspace.
Exactly.

1334
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,240
So you know, they're they're
they're very behind the times.

1335
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:40,760
And so a lot of times they'll do
what's called an omnibus law or

1336
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:44,120
they would just put a bunch of
shit that covers the same

1337
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:47,560
subject into one law.
And a lot of it is, you know,

1338
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,680
all right, if you do this, it's
an infraction.

1339
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:52,400
If you do this, it's a
misdemeanor.

1340
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,480
If you do this, it's a felony,
you know, but it all within the

1341
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,840
same statute.
And the chapter that has the

1342
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:01,120
revenge porn, I think it's only
got about 3 or 4 entries. 1's

1343
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:06,720
definitions, but so.
I would say not a great idea if

1344
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:10,320
your homie can't keep his
fucking mouth shut.

1345
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:16,080
OK, now what?
Because the the the transmission

1346
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,600
of an image is one thing, but is
there literally any kind of law

1347
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:22,320
that because I because women do
this, men do it, Literally

1348
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:25,000
everyone does this.
If you just have it on your

1349
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,240
phone, it was sent to you and
you just turn the phone around

1350
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:30,040
and show your body, that's not a
trans that you're not sending

1351
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:31,040
it.
You're literally just showing

1352
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,000
the person.
You're making a great argument

1353
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:37,200
if that's not addressed again,
because it's, you know, they're

1354
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:40,000
behind the times, you know,
they're like, well, I guess you

1355
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,360
can send it to your phone.
Let's just, you know, outlaw

1356
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,720
that.
So yeah, that's not you're

1357
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:46,760
right.
Technically, transmitting it is

1358
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:50,280
just viewing it within the view
range of somebody else, you

1359
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,240
know, so you.
Could just say hey, he, I was

1360
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:53,640
looking at it.
He looked over my shoulder.

1361
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:56,240
And I think you might ought to
consider law school.

1362
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,240
Dude, I'm serious.
I mean you you've got a a pretty

1363
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:01,640
good argumentative mind, so.
I've been told that by my

1364
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:04,400
girlfriend.
I get told that by all of mine,

1365
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:08,200
so yeah, my latest one at least
puts up with it because she knew

1366
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,400
it coming in, you know, so.
Fair.

1367
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,280
All right, so there's one more
here.

1368
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:16,240
It says if your kids other
parent is posting them all over

1369
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:19,080
social media for clout and you
don't want that.

1370
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:21,360
Do you have do you have any
legal say?

1371
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:27,320
Sticky question, AI need to know
were they married?

1372
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,280
So if it was a divorce or if it
was just a paternity action.

1373
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:34,040
So if you're not married and
you're just trying to establish

1374
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,960
visitation and you know,
whatever child support situation

1375
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:40,040
might be or what have you,
that's a paternity action.

1376
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:46,840
And so if you're not married and
you don't go and conduct A

1377
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,360
paternity action in front of a
judge and get an order that

1378
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:52,240
establishes your rights, at
least in Florida, you have no

1379
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:55,760
rights.
So the mother has 100% and can

1380
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:57,160
tell you to fuck off if she
wants to.

1381
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:00,080
That's not going to look great
for her when you do file the

1382
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:03,400
paternity action and go back in
front of that judge and say

1383
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:06,040
she's refused to let me see the
kid for a year or whatever, you

1384
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:09,160
know?
But if they're married, well,

1385
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:12,720
now you're talking about more of
a 5050 sort of arrangement.

1386
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:16,040
And again, I haven't researched
this in California, but in

1387
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:20,800
Florida it used to be where the
mother received about 70% of the

1388
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:24,480
time they would get like, you
know, every other weekend, all

1389
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:27,000
of the weekdays, but every other
like say Wednesday or something.

1390
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:31,280
So it's like 2 days a week
during the month and then four

1391
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,800
days or you know, maybe let's
call it 5 because of the half

1392
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:35,960
day Friday or whatever they'll
get.

1393
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:41,000
So you know, you're getting less
than 10 days a month and the

1394
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:45,000
mother gets the rest.
Well, over time the, the system

1395
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,240
has recognized that, you know,
there's patriarchal type system

1396
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:51,240
isn't the way to go.
The the mother isn't always just

1397
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,080
naturally the better parent or
whatever.

1398
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:57,880
And so they've now gone to 5050
custody being the assumption.

1399
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:00,720
So unless there's something
wrong with one of the parents,

1400
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,480
5050 is kind of where they're
going to end up on the custody

1401
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:07,880
issue, which for my standpoint
is kind of nice because when

1402
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:10,280
they had to fight over, you
know, whether they were going to

1403
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:12,440
get weekends or more or
whatever, you know, that added

1404
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:15,920
probably another fucking year to
the case because, you know,

1405
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:18,560
everybody wanted to come out on
top of the kid custody thing.

1406
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,280
Sometimes it was because they
didn't want to pay child

1407
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:26,600
support, but whatever.
But going back to this one, if

1408
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,840
they were married and if there
was some sort of a, an order

1409
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:34,440
that divorced them and gave them
custody and all that, it can be

1410
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:38,320
put into that.
And so if this person is upset

1411
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:42,840
over their kids being posted
online, they can file a motion

1412
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:46,160
with the court to address this.
Now in Florida would be a

1413
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:50,520
petition to modify the whatever
the final judgement was probably

1414
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:52,240
called something very similar
out in California.

1415
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:58,680
But, and I'm not sure about
Mississippi, but that's right.

1416
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:03,960
But once you file that, then you
can have the court, you know,

1417
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:05,840
put some like restrictions on
it.

1418
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:09,400
You have to make it private to
family only or whatever, you

1419
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:12,280
know, cause a lot of people post
their kids online just to, you

1420
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:15,800
know, their whole family is like
connected up there and they'll

1421
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:19,160
comment on it and stuff, you
know, and so, you know, it might

1422
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,840
be just because of that.
Now if it's something racy or

1423
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:25,080
inappropriate or whatever, whole
different deal, you know, I

1424
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,200
mean, you could totally address
that, you know, immediately.

1425
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:32,720
But like I said, when, if you
have 5050 custody, when the

1426
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:36,600
children are with whatever
parent, then that parent kind of

1427
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:39,720
runs the thing.
If they get sick, they take them

1428
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:41,480
to the doctor.
If they get hurt to take an

1429
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:44,320
emergency room, if they, you
know, need something for school,

1430
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:45,640
then they get, you know, that
sort of a thing.

1431
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:47,920
And then it switches, you know,
when the other person has them.

1432
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:51,280
So if they've got them and they
want to take pictures and put

1433
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:54,720
them on Facebook, unless there's
a specific order that says no

1434
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:56,560
and there's, you know, unless
there's something wrong, like I

1435
01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:00,040
said it was a inappropriate
picture or whatever, then

1436
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,920
there's not going to be really a
whole lot that person can do

1437
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,000
like just by like going to the
police or whatever.

1438
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:10,160
But again, if they wanted to
file something and reopen this

1439
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:15,080
whole mess in court, then it's
possible because of the fact

1440
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:17,600
that, you know, look, each
parent, if you have 5050

1441
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:20,840
custody, their wishes all have
to be, you know, considered and,

1442
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:23,600
and you know, valued and
respected and all of that.

1443
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,720
And if they if they think it's
inappropriate, if they have a

1444
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:30,160
real reason, this sort of sounds
like somebody who's mad over

1445
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:33,320
something and is, you know,
found a little nitpicky spot to

1446
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:34,560
try to get after him or
whatever.

1447
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,920
And it may not be that in.
Apologies if it's not.

1448
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,800
It might just be like, I don't
want my kid to be Instagram

1449
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:42,480
famous.
I want them to be a fucking kid.

1450
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,760
So stop, stop putting all these
pictures.

1451
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:47,720
Yeah, stop posting all these
pictures of our kid because and

1452
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:52,640
I, I do post pictures of my kid
online, but very rarely and only

1453
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:55,360
if like like I was he had a
Christmas concert.

1454
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,280
Look at that.
Not hey, here he is.

1455
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:02,120
A 93 this year or whatever.
I don't need, I don't need to

1456
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:03,920
prove to you fuckers that he's
alive.

1457
01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:07,240
Right, that's just.
Rick, where does where does that

1458
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:12,040
fall with a 5050 cup?
Like the custody where if it's,

1459
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,920
I know it sounds silly, but you
know, parents, they fight over

1460
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:17,760
everything.
A haircut, you know, like,

1461
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:20,520
unless it's addressing that, we
go back to the modification.

1462
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:22,720
Like what?
See, one wants the kid to have

1463
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:24,160
long hair and the other one
doesn't.

1464
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:28,520
Well, I would say that that you
would have a hard time doing

1465
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:31,360
anything in court over a
haircut, even if it's a fucking

1466
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:34,080
Mohawk or whatever.
I mean, as long as the kid

1467
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:36,120
wanted it and you didn't like
force it on him or some shit,

1468
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,760
then yeah.
No, I think that would be a

1469
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,600
tough one to to try to convince
a judge.

1470
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:43,680
I mean, you may, you know, raise
an eyebrow out the fucking

1471
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:47,840
choices the kid made, you know,
but it's not going to be

1472
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:50,040
something that that's going to
be probably actionable,

1473
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:51,680
especially because it's not
permanent.

1474
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:53,840
Like, you know, getting him a
face tattoo at 10.

1475
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:54,920
That might be a.
Problem.

1476
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:57,520
Yeah, that was a big one.
Yeah, but you know, but you

1477
01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:59,120
know, just cutting the sand,
it's going to fucking grow back.

1478
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:01,600
So yeah.
At what age do they start taking

1479
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,320
the kids opinion into
consideration?

1480
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:06,440
Because there's Rosie who who
who cooks our wings.

1481
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:09,200
She's also a notary and there's
a tattoo shop next door and she

1482
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:12,360
notarizes underage consent for
tattoos.

1483
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,960
Yeah, I did the adoption for
her, for her kid, yeah.

1484
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:19,360
Yeah, So what if a, if a, if a
16 year old wanted a tattoo and

1485
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,840
one parent signed off on it and
the other one didn't and it was

1486
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:25,400
a 5050, whatever, would they
consider the the, the, the

1487
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:28,760
child's opinion at that point?
Generally speaking, most of the

1488
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:31,040
the orders and the agreements
and stuff that are drafted have

1489
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:35,480
some sort of clause that says
any major decision, major life

1490
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:39,880
decision has to be discussed
before it's made unless it's an

1491
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:44,240
emergency.
Now, a tattoo, I would say semi

1492
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:48,360
permanent, you know, is a
fucking major life decision.

1493
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:51,960
So I believe that could be
content, you know, the tattoo

1494
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:54,400
and stuff.
But I mean, Rosie's not going to

1495
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,840
be in trouble.
So, OK, all right, I I know

1496
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,440
people parents fight over silly
stuff.

1497
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:00,200
I just kind of curious about
that.

1498
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,560
Like the haircuts?
Like I said, the haircut things,

1499
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:05,160
it's not permanent, you know?
So I mean by the time you

1500
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,000
actually got in front of a
judge, you might have a fucking

1501
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,480
normal haircut again.
And there there's somebody

1502
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:12,000
listening right now that is
dealing with something similar

1503
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,600
to that, you know, whether it's
a haircut, food or whatever it

1504
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:16,640
might be.
So that knowing that they they

1505
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:19,080
can feel OK to do that with
their child.

1506
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:20,200
I think it's good.
Yeah, absolutely.

1507
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:21,880
Good question.
And you know, like, you know,

1508
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:26,319
henna tattoos or, you know, the
stick ONS or painting their

1509
01:08:26,319 --> 01:08:29,760
nails or, you know, hell, even
like ear piercing and shit that

1510
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:31,399
that, you know, the courts have
laughed him out of there.

1511
01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:35,479
So that sort of stuff.
Anything that's going to be, you

1512
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:36,720
know, kind of life changing for
them.

1513
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:38,399
Yeah.
Needs to be talked about.

1514
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:39,960
Yeah.
So when you bring this these

1515
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:42,439
little things up, you start to
look really petty and you start

1516
01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:45,760
to look when the parent who's
bring these things up, you look

1517
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:48,200
bad in the eyes of the court.
You know, but I'll tell you

1518
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:50,439
what, if my if my daughter was 8
and she came back with a shaved

1519
01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:52,479
fucking head, that'd be fucking
I'd probably.

1520
01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:53,960
Lose.
Well, she'd be fucking pissed

1521
01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:57,279
for sure.
But I mean, you know, like I

1522
01:08:57,279 --> 01:08:59,560
said, by the time you got in
front of a judge, she'd have a

1523
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:01,200
Pixie Bob or whatever, you know
for sure.

1524
01:09:02,279 --> 01:09:05,600
I know well, I think that's all
Mikey the questions that came in

1525
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:08,319
for you for that he has for you.
But I had one more it was just

1526
01:09:08,319 --> 01:09:11,399
local and I just wanted to keep
it is very quick.

1527
01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:15,040
You probably saw the story here
locally where the woman poisoned

1528
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:18,319
her roommate with the spaghetti.
It's come up several times last

1529
01:09:18,439 --> 01:09:22,040
couple podcasts and they
determined immediately it was

1530
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:25,720
bleach or peroxide.
As I read the police report,

1531
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:28,600
nothing talked about it was
being it was sampled and it ran

1532
01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:33,279
any kind of some kind of test to
prove it was as a defense

1533
01:09:33,279 --> 01:09:34,680
attorney.
And what would how, how would

1534
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:36,240
that work?
I mean if they they, they would

1535
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:37,840
have to test it right somehow,
like.

1536
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:40,319
Hopefully, hopefully there are
no prosecutors listening.

1537
01:09:41,319 --> 01:09:44,920
But yes, I would, I would hold
off if I recognize the fact that

1538
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:47,359
there was, I mean, they will
have to have chemical testing

1539
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:49,040
just because it smells like
bleach.

1540
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:51,920
I mean, you know, here's some
other shit that we know that

1541
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:54,640
smells like bleach.
OK, OK.

1542
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:57,360
I was curious because it didn't
say anything about going out and

1543
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,360
doing any tests and I know the
police force don't cover

1544
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:02,000
everything.
Forensic testing on whatever it

1545
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,360
was they claimed was poisonous
stuff.

1546
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:05,280
And they may already be doing
that, I don't know.

1547
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:06,960
It's still kind of early in the
case and everything.

1548
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:10,640
So, But yeah, as a defense
attorney, if they had not tested

1549
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,840
it, shit, I just sit on it,
wouldn't say any word.

1550
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:15,880
And then when they got close to
trial or whatever, that I'd play

1551
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,320
them out, you know?
Oh, yeah.

1552
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:20,720
How do you know?
Just 'cause you sniffed it.

1553
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:21,520
Yeah.
All right.

1554
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,280
Maybe this guy sucks cooking or
whatever.

1555
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:26,760
You suck.
His nose is broken not to smell

1556
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,440
things.
But yeah, that's a good

1557
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:30,000
question.
Hilarity.

1558
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:35,680
I had a client that was charged
with trafficking in oxycodone

1559
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:39,000
and these guys swore them down
to they had gone to Drugs.com,

1560
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:42,120
found out these things were
oxycodones and and all that.

1561
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:44,200
And it was a monster bag, dude.
I mean, it was huge.

1562
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:48,880
And yes, because they said,
well, they've, they've been, you

1563
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:52,440
know, altered or whatever and
they were never tested.

1564
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:59,040
And so they bust out this sack
of drugs during trial and try to

1565
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:03,120
lay it up there.
And I'm like, where's the the

1566
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:05,880
analysis of these pills?
Did you test 1 pill?

1567
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:10,200
Oh, well, no, the training and
experience in Drugs.com.

1568
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:15,160
I'm like, fuck you.
It's really hard for the defense

1569
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:18,160
to win motions to suppress her,
motions to exclude evidence.

1570
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:21,120
And that one was a good one
because it was like, he's the

1571
01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:21,920
judge.
He went, huh?

1572
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:26,320
It's like, yeah, he's not
coming.

1573
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:30,160
Yeah, I watched this guy that
had he just ate some some Donuts

1574
01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:33,000
and like, and they were like
they were the cops are already

1575
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,680
scooping out this area for like
drugs and they pulled the guy

1576
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,960
over there following him.
And I don't know, I can't

1577
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,800
remember what drug they thought
it was, but it was all his donut

1578
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:43,040
crumbs in the in the thing and.
That was.

1579
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:47,880
It was a pediatrician, no, a
gynecologist, a black dude, I

1580
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:50,800
forget his name now, but yeah,
he was riding around and they

1581
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,400
pulled shit off of his
floorboard.

1582
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:55,680
Said it was crack and turns out
it was like the piece of candy

1583
01:11:55,680 --> 01:11:58,200
or crust off gum or something.
You know, like a piece of, you

1584
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:02,400
know, chick litter or some shit.
And they tested it.

1585
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:04,640
They say they tested it.
And they put it roadside, Yeah,

1586
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:06,840
it was like.
These roadside tests are

1587
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:08,560
bullshit.
Yeah, that's why they're they're

1588
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:10,080
admissible.
Yeah, OK.

1589
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:14,240
Yeah, when it that well, they
love to film it like it look,

1590
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:15,840
it's turning blue, you know,
whatever.

1591
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:19,840
And it means nothing, you know
and so they can't even question

1592
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:21,960
them about why it's turning
blue, you know already that.

1593
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:24,960
So I mean, it has to be a lab
test for it to be admissible,

1594
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:25,600
but.
OK.

1595
01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:27,640
That's good to know too, I
didn't know that.

1596
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:31,840
Looks like roadside
breathalyzers here, at least

1597
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:33,560
here in Florida, are not
admissible.

1598
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,240
They're usually a tool to to,
you know, give them a quick,

1599
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:39,240
Yep, you're going to jail or
maybe not, you know, kind of a

1600
01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:39,600
thing.
So.

1601
01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:42,640
That makes sense.
All right, Well, thanks for

1602
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:44,600
those that Rick.
And if you, if you ever have a

1603
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:47,160
question for Rick, feel free to
e-mail me or any one of us or

1604
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:49,360
ask any one of us and we'll send
it off to Rick and we'll get him

1605
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:50,880
on the show and he'll answer
your questions.

1606
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:52,520
From Rick and the Law.
Sexy voice.

1607
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:55,240
Uses sexy voice for all those
dudes out there that are into

1608
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:58,160
him if there's.
Anything to do with recording in

1609
01:12:58,160 --> 01:12:59,120
public?
Just ask me.

1610
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:03,120
I'm, I'm, I'm pretty much I'm,
I'm fluent in bird law, if you

1611
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:05,480
if you know what I mean.
I'll make you a certified legal

1612
01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:09,800
intern, so.
So I do have this next thing

1613
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,760
that I, Rick, I want you to
stick around for because I think

1614
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:15,840
it's kind of funny.
You know, sometimes I'll do the

1615
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:18,360
digital dumpster, which is just
like the random videos that show

1616
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:21,160
up on my feed.
But one video keeps popping up

1617
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:23,160
on my feet and I can't stop
watching it.

1618
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:24,400
And I'm going to play it for
you.

1619
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,600
And the video's great.
It's that.

1620
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:29,560
Well, to say it's great.
It's a stretch, but the comments

1621
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,360
are what's really great.
So I'm going to play this video

1622
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:33,320
for you.
And then we're going to take a

1623
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:35,680
look at some of the comments and
I, I want to know what you guys

1624
01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:37,160
think of this.
This is this lady.

1625
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:40,840
She's a country singer on
Instagram, but she calls.

1626
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:42,960
She says she's an award-winning
country singer, which you guys

1627
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:45,200
will see all this.
But her name is Brenda Kay.

1628
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:48,680
And this is the song that keeps
showing up on my feed.

1629
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:52,360
And you guys have to listen to
this because it's it is what it

1630
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:52,920
is.
Here you go.

1631
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:54,520
You had me.
Buzzing.

1632
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:57,080
Yeah, you're like those shots.
Of Jack.

1633
01:13:57,880 --> 01:14:00,920
Smooth to see.
Fire, but that taste will never

1634
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:04,800
last.
You're up each day without the

1635
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:07,240
copper tone.
I hate this.

1636
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:11,920
Well, it gets better.
I think she said the N word at

1637
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:13,280
the beginning.
I thought.

1638
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:26,200
So she's a wore out whore.
So there's nothing left but the

1639
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,760
burn from I.
Heard the in Word like Rick did

1640
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:30,880
at the very beginning.
Yeah, that's weird.

1641
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:32,800
I'm a player.
Just to begin, just to just.

1642
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:34,520
Like the first half a second,
yeah, you had me buzzing.

1643
01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:41,640
You're like those shots, Yeah.
How many buzzing you like those

1644
01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:44,000
shots of Jack?
As a 1% black man, I'm offended,

1645
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,080
right?
You know what?

1646
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:49,320
Well, this is Brenda Kay, and
that is her song.

1647
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:51,200
I hated it.
The burn.

1648
01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:52,720
Well, you hated it.
You thought it was You didn't

1649
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:55,080
like.
It terrible, Yes, that was ear

1650
01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:57,120
rape.
That was, you know, Mikey for

1651
01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:59,840
raving my ear.
This lady has 20,000 followers

1652
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:01,520
on his.
He's an award-winning country

1653
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:03,520
musics.
First of all, karaoke.

1654
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:06,760
That's probably.
You can, Yeah.

1655
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:09,400
Hey, that's embarrassing.
And B17. 1000 what?

1656
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:12,800
Award because I can say I'm an
award-winning podcaster, but at

1657
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:15,560
the same time we won best
afternoon show, I still won an

1658
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:16,920
award.
You're not being clear.

1659
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:19,160
I'll bring everyone of you a
fucking award if you want to

1660
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:19,760
brag.
About it.

1661
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:23,160
There's a goddamn trophy store 3
miles from my house.

1662
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:25,560
I'll get you an award.
You won the chili cook off or

1663
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:26,960
whatever you.
Want I was going to get you

1664
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,360
those YouTube plaques.
You can get those on eBay that

1665
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:30,160
just say you got a.
Minute.

1666
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,000
Exactly.
Yeah, the, the silver square or

1667
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:35,360
whatever, Yeah, anybody, anybody
can get an award.

1668
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,920
You just got to go. 3D print
that.

1669
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:40,760
Yeah, there's a trophy store in
every fucking town that makes

1670
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:43,200
them.
Well, the best thing about this

1671
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:46,160
besides the incredible song,
which you have to admit is super

1672
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:47,760
catchy.
No, it ain't.

1673
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:52,560
Anyway, it's funny.
No, the lyrics are sophomoric.

1674
01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:57,640
All she's doing is singing about
stuff that she knows will get

1675
01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:01,520
the algorithm to push her song.
She's talking about Jack and B.

1676
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:04,960
That's literally the Luke Bryan
approach.

1677
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:11,640
It's catching as fuck.
No, it's not all she's doing.

1678
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:14,800
You'll get rid of that.
All she's doing is doing what

1679
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:19,320
Luke Bryan did you sing about
parties, beer, beaches, girls.

1680
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:22,800
It's it's lazy.
With that same 4/4 time, you

1681
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:26,240
know, yeah, just like.
She's got she's got a bunch of

1682
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:29,440
songs and 20,000 people that
love her except for these people

1683
01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:31,960
on these comments.
Mikey, we have 15,000 people

1684
01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:33,560
that like us on our personal
Instagram.

1685
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:36,640
I mean what the fuck?
I'm not an award-winning country

1686
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:38,680
singers.
She is massive.

1687
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:40,920
The only reason we're not an
award-winning podcast is

1688
01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:43,760
because, like, the submission
for the Webbie's is like 20.

1689
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,400
Dollars.
It's way more than that.

1690
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:46,280
I looked.
It's way more.

1691
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:50,560
All right, well, let's read the
comments.

1692
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:53,960
Let's dive into the comments
section of of Brenda Kay music.

1693
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:57,360
And the very first one is.
This pisses me off so bad for

1694
01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:59,480
some reason.
Me too, I agree.

1695
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:02,120
It's it's awful.
That's the reason it sucks.

1696
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:04,920
Ohh I love look at my favorite
thing I.

1697
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:07,440
Know.
She got that resting bitch face

1698
01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:08,520
too.
Like she doesn't even look she.

1699
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:10,800
Looks like she wants to talk to
the fucking manager.

1700
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:12,520
I was.
Gonna say she's called a manager

1701
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:14,240
or two.
She looks like a matter.

1702
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:16,920
She she's called the cops on
some black families in a park.

1703
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:19,400
But yeah, Brenda, she looks like
a Brenda.

1704
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:24,440
She she looks like a Brenda
Karen but she but her name is

1705
01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:25,800
Brenda.
You can go Karen or Brenda.

1706
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:27,960
Kay though so she had to reverse
it up and not put Karen.

1707
01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:30,920
In the front, Oh my God, total
most of black families at the

1708
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:31,920
park.
That's fucking.

1709
01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:34,520
Hilarious.
This next one is This is awful.

1710
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:36,200
Just as simple, just this is
awful.

1711
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,800
It is awful, I think we can all
agree.

1712
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:39,600
Yeah, I think most people do
agree.

1713
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:44,320
The next one is please stop,
Please, please stop.

1714
01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:46,520
I'm begging you, just stop.
Just stop this and.

1715
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,320
They're like 9 more please
please please please please.

1716
01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:54,680
This is horrible from Hunter
Hunter XO this is horrible.

1717
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:57,240
Please stop Rendecay the next
one Good God.

1718
01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:03,120
This is just good God.
Yeah, you.

1719
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:08,000
Oh my God, the comments I'm
telling you is people are

1720
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:10,560
fucking great.
This one is like she says, more

1721
01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:11,760
like copper.
Whatever.

1722
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:13,760
This one's more like copper.
Tone deaf.

1723
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:17,720
That guy gets a fucking Gold
Star.

1724
01:18:18,160 --> 01:18:21,000
This person wins.
A couple more comments here.

1725
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,720
The next one is This is the
worst thing I've heard today.

1726
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:27,640
Agreed.
I'm gonna go leave a comment on

1727
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:29,400
her bullshit.
Should Brenda Kay?

1728
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,920
She's got a lot of people that
like her too.

1729
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:31,920
I was going to show you guys.
I don't.

1730
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:34,040
Believe that?
Yeah, show me some love, because

1731
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:36,840
is it Kay?
What?

1732
01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:38,400
Is it?
It's Cay people.

1733
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:40,440
Seriously people, be like you.
Do your thing, girl.

1734
01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:42,680
Brenda, this is so great.
I love this for you.

1735
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:45,000
Brenda, this is so good.
It's incredible.

1736
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:48,040
I heard.
Today either 2 cats fucking or

1737
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:51,040
fighting behind my fence and
this is still the worst thing.

1738
01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:52,920
But this is definitely the
worst.

1739
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:55,560
This one's my favorite sister.
What in tarnation?

1740
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:57,800
Hang on, I'm leaving her a
comment.

1741
01:18:58,080 --> 01:18:59,440
No, I don't know what your
comment is.

1742
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:01,960
This one's just.
Garbage you waiters.

1743
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:05,000
Nightmare.
I wrote on there too.

1744
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,520
I said I've I've listened to
this song 87 times and I can't

1745
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:09,600
stop.
This.

1746
01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:13,720
Sucks so bad I can't quit it.
This last 1 is my favorite.

1747
01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:15,880
Just delete your account.
Just delete everything.

1748
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,160
Just delete your account.
Stop.

1749
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:20,280
Just.
Stop.

1750
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:22,640
Damn it, man.
But I do want to I did want to

1751
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:24,720
show you guys, this is her.
This is her page right here.

1752
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:27,920
This is 24,000 followers
award-winning country and

1753
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:30,800
Americana singer slash
songwriter and CMA member.

1754
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,400
Anybody could be a CMA member
hold.

1755
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:35,880
On I'm going to I'm going to say
what awards this bitch.

1756
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:39,280
Is there a way to see how long
she's been on?

1757
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:41,680
Like whatever this format is
this?

1758
01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:43,560
Oh, I had no idea.
Maybe.

1759
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:47,760
Because I mean 17109 post.
I think lifelong.

1760
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:53,520
I don't have 17109 post.
Somebody I'm friends with has is

1761
01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:56,640
following Gideon on the radio.
This is the award.

1762
01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:59,720
This is the award that she won.
Pay attention.

1763
01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:03,080
Brenda Kay has received
recognition for her songwriting

1764
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:07,560
notability, winning the American
Songwriter Lyric Contest in

1765
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:10,120
2023.
And that's all.

1766
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:13,440
First Baptist Church of
wherever.

1767
01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:15,160
Yeah, exactly her.
Town.

1768
01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:18,240
It's a chili cook off.
Yeah.

1769
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:20,040
Get out.
I'm going to say newbies too.

1770
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:21,520
Where he is at?
Right.

1771
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,640
Yeah.
I think we should.

1772
01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:25,280
I think we should listen to more
of the song, no?

1773
01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:28,840
Now that you're gone.
I think you're a sadist, breath

1774
01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:30,320
my.
Memories are.

1775
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:40,480
Blurred, there's nothing.
Left but the you match up to the

1776
01:20:40,480 --> 01:20:43,880
fucking words it's.
So bad, it's so bad bread decay

1777
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:45,960
as that last.
Part of it didn't sound like she

1778
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:49,080
was shaving her muff because it
was like the ferns going off the

1779
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,800
thing or whatever.
It was a tone.

1780
01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:54,520
Shift at some point.
She's got a bunch of spend some

1781
01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:56,920
time on her, on her account if
you want to, Ian, she's got

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01:20:57,800 --> 01:21:00,960
guaranteed to go platinum.
I showed up, said my piece and

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01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:02,920
moved on.
I didn't even follow her.

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01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:04,360
I got.
I got better things to do with

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01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:07,080
my time.
I do like this this segment, the

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01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:08,880
comments section.
I'm going to keep looking for

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01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:11,000
more of this because sometimes
the comments are the best

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01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,720
fucking part about.
This.

1789
01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:15,360
You're generally the best part
of any of the social media shit

1790
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:19,000
because I mean even see some
fucking savages in the comments

1791
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,120
dude.
Delete your account.

1792
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:22,760
Just delete it.
Delete yourself.

1793
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:25,000
Like Coppertone death.
Coppertone death.

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01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:28,320
It was the best.
Fucking great one all right, so

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01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:30,480
that's Brenda K and that is
today's show.

1796
01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:32,280
Thank you again for coming on
the show today, Rick.

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01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:34,080
We appreciate it and if anybody
has legal.

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01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:36,720
Always glad to be here.
And we will have Rick answer

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01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:38,400
them for you.
Don't forget to subscribe on

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01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:40,000
Spotify.
And if you want to get the full

1801
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,120
experience, go on over to
Patreon and subscribe there to

1802
01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:44,240
support the show.
Make sure you like follow Cher,

1803
01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:46,200
tell somebody about the show and
grab that shirt.

1804
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:48,440
This is the the dirt squirrel
shirt is this is it.

1805
01:21:48,440 --> 01:21:51,120
It got a couple days and it's
gone and the new shirt shows up

1806
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:53,080
and you're going to want to
collect them all because it's

1807
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:54,280
like Pokémon or something like
that.

1808
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:55,040
I don't know.
I don't know.

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01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:57,040
Just kidding.
That's good stuff.

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01:21:57,320 --> 01:21:58,560
All right, take it easy,
everybody.

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01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:00,200
Have a good weekend, and we'll
see you next time.

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01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:02,600
Bye.
Hey this was really fun.

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01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:05,080
We hope you liked it too.
You know, we've had a lot of

1814
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:07,840
laughs tonight.
Seems like we've just begun when

1815
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:11,200
suddenly we're through but.
I'll tell you what, you're not

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01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:12,280
funny.
Bye.

1817
01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:16,000
Goodbye, good friends, goodbye.
Kevin Strippers.

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01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:20,160
Because now it's time to go.
Strippers are people, too.

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01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:23,320
Naked people who may be willing
to pleasure you for a price.

1820
01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:25,320
You negotiate later behind the
curtain at a VIP room.

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01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:28,720
We'll see you very soon on
Mashiah.

1822
01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:30,520
Just no need to kill him.
Very soon.

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01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:32,480
I know because.
Most of them are already dead

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01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:34,760
inside.
Goodbye, goodbye.