The Gang Realizes None of Them Are Attractive | Ep 72 (Audio only)

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Yo, turn it up.
Crank the volume to 10.

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Guess what's for the crew who
won't bow again?

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The hosts are united, ready to
go.

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They tried to kill it, but we're
not that damn show.

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Fucking we're back louder than
you'll know.

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Corporate radio can kiss our
ass.

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They fired us, tried to make us
fall, but we're not that damn

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show.
Still wrong, Uncut in bold cut.

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Fuck you.
Fuck you.

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Welcome back to another mind
blowing episode of Not That Damn

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Show, We Are America's Lives
podcast.

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We are all here today too and
Jenna's here.

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Stroke Mastro is here and Bubba
Bo Bob Brain is here.

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Ian has made his way out of the
basement.

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Huh.
Mm hmm.

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Got acquitted for kidnapping.
Oh.

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Thought you were in a basement
getting pegged by an old lady.

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That's was the rumor y'all
made-up.

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It's believable that.
You did bring that up early.

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If everything falls together and
they don't find Miss Guthrie

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first.
We do have a, we do have a

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psychic on that is going to try
to help me find Miss Guthrie.

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And I said if she gives me
enough details, I will

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personally bill my pay for it
myself.

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Fought in Tucson if that's where
she's at and I will go find her.

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Listen, listen, listen.
Let me tell you, if that Lady

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has is convincing enough, I will
meet you in Tucson and the two

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of us will go find this lady.
Oh, I got to tell you what she

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said today is I don't think I
should talk about.

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Savannah Guthrie's mom, for
those of you that don't

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understand, we we're going to
have a psychic on the show next

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week.
If if you know, if all plays out

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well and she doesn't get found.
I know it's a horrible thing to

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say, but we're trying to, we're
trying to help and we don't want

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her to get found until we can
help, so.

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Does that sound?
Wrong.

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It sounds bugged up.
But it sounds wrong.

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Listen, she was involved.
In Gabby, is it Gabby Peto?

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What's her?
Name Tito Petito Tito, Yeah.

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And then and Sebastian and a few
more.

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So she's been involved in in
helping recover bodies.

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So she might, she might be.
Like what percentage was she

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helping like?
No, no, no.

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That gab like was she just on
TikTok saying videos of like I

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could see Gabby Petito somewhere
I can.

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See it, I don't know, it's, it's
fuzzy, but I I can see the

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person in a dark place.
Like no shit, Graves, basements,

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all those things are dark.
If she tells me it's 2 miles

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from that house and it's a pink
house, I will go to every

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fucking pink house and I will
knock on the door and I will

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yell.
I'm sure in Tucson there's not

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very many.
Well, yeah, I will yell for I

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will yell across the house and
they'll probably want to shoot

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me.
Nancy.

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I'll find her.
Fuck it, the police ain't doing

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shit.
So who's this?

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So.
So the lady's going to be on

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next week.
What's her name?

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Do we know?
I don't even know her name.

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Or her name.
Yeah, yeah.

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Is this is it like?
Madam.

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Something, Madam.
What was it?

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Miss Cleo?
Remember Miss Cleo?

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She.
Was Cleo.

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Yeah.
She.

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Was Cleo's dead?
Miss Cleo's dead.

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Miss Cleo's dead, you know it
was clearly didn't make no

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money.
Did you ever watch that

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documentary?
How they they fucked?

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They pretty much fucked her
over.

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No, I didn't.
I I watched a little bit of it,

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but I didn't make it that far
into it.

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She didn't make anything off the
Pine Salt commercials either.

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She was in the Pine Salt
commercials.

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Yeah, right.
I know that, yeah.

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I'm pretty sure she was.
Maybe I've got a fever dream.

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I think you're making up your
black people.

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I think you might be.
That's very racist of you.

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Especially in February, that's
like double race that's.

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Funny.
Yeah.

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What if I'm right?
Then you're all the assholes and

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you don't know your black
history.

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That's.
Is that?

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Actually black, I don't.
Know if you're right or not and

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I'm not going to look into it.
Is is Miss Cleo part of Black

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history?
I'm thinking, no, I don't.

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Know she wouldn't even she would
she faked.

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It yeah, that's.
What I'm saying, I mean, she's

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kind of part of black history
because she was like one of the

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biggest figures of the 90s.
Well, not only that, but like,

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she was like, you know, a big, a
big celebrity in the 90s.

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She was not a celebrity.
Everybody knew those

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commercials.
Everybody said it.

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Watch the documentary.
She had to end up living with a

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roommate, had no money, died,
broke, and Oh my God she.

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Wasn't financially responsible.
That's not all.

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And if I remember correctly, she
was eating pussy.

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She went lesbian.
Doesn't.

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Surprise me that's.
What I was just saying I

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remember.
She looks like a lesbian, but

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she did.
I mean she a little bit.

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Everyone's got a little gay in
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No, they don't.
Yes they do.

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Yes, they.
Do never had a little gay in me.

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Everyone's got a little fruit in
their tank.

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Come on.
I don't think so.

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That's I think so.
Anyway, good morning, good

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evening homos.
You're.

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Gay.
There's You're gay.

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By the way, I was telling Mikey
because we don't normally do the

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round tables, but I wasn't here.
I I did the opposite of romantic

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on Valentine's Day with my
girlfriend.

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I got her something I knew she
would hate but I but I think but

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there was there was romance
intended in it I think.

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Jen, you're a woman.
Let me know how you feel about

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this.
Because her her mother had

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passed away about a year before
we met.

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But she when we went to
Universal, she told me that her

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mother loved ET.
But it creeps my girlfriend the

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fuck out.
Like when we're in the when

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we're on the ride, it's just
creeping her out and I'll send

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her pictures of ET just to fuck
with her.

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Well, for Valentine's Day I got
her this 3 foot ET, the stuffed

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ET.
It's a thing.

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A nightmare.
That ain't getting no pussy wet

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that.
Is not a panic.

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Drop and it's in the front seat
and she's like.

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Get that fucking thing and that
ain't back.

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Well here's I got it because I
thought it would remind her of

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her mom and she's starting to
warm up to it but I it just

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proves that I listen to her.
You're terrorizing the poor

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woman.
Well, yeah, that's just that's

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kind of our thing.
Is that, is that romantic in any

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way, Jen?
In one hand, yes, because it is

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thoughtful.
You were thinking about her

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memory of her mother.
On the other side, you're just a

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Dick because you knew it would
terrorize her.

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So I mean they both they, they,
they wash each other off, I

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think.
OK, whatever.

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Just checking.
OK.

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I don't think it's sweet.
By the way, notice that it's

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here at my house and.
Not at her.

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House.
She didn't take it.

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Off there's a dog there that
will chew it to pieces and she

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won't do a goddamn thing to stop
it.

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Is it a feat?
Was it?

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Is it will chew it or will it
hump it because you feel like

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dogs will?
Hump the first one, then the

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other?
Probably, yeah.

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Same like a Black Widow.
Well, you fucked up Valentine's

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Day, got it.
Wrong.

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I nailed it.
You You got nailed on

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Valentine's Day.
I nailed Valentine's Day, Yeah.

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I didn't have sex on Valentine's
Day.

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Well, that's on you, because I
did.

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No, it's not Jen's fault.
Actually, you missed the whole

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episode, so it's.
I I got to that part, we all saw

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that stupid movie.
Yeah, I blame Jen.

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It's fine.
It's my fault.

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Before we move on real quick,
you need to make sure you are

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joining us on Spotify or on
Patreon so you can see the video

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because you would never even
seen his little ugly ass ET

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thing he's got going on.
And we don't know what's

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happening in the back of Ian's
apartment.

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What the hell is back there?
It looks like something

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different.
Same shit as always, it's just

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darker because we're recording
later, later in the afternoon

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evening.
Anyway, so you need to join us

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on all platforms if you want to,
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here's the thing, we give a lot.
We give this show away for free.

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You listen to the show for free,
the audio version for free.

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And then when, when the show is
a little late, people like to

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get online and start complaining
about it like it was on Tuesday.

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Oh my God, calm down.
I, I, we appreciate the passion.

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I really, really do.
But if you're getting it for

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free, you have no room.
To say anything.

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Now the people, the people that
were now the people that were

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like, it's not on Patreon.
I'm like, different story.

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I get, yeah, I get that.
But if you're just, if you are

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only listening to the sound of
our voice and you can't see my

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sexy face, shut the fuck up.
It'll get there when it gets

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there.
Yeah, sometimes, you know, it is

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just I'm, I'm doing, I'm
handling most of the post

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production stuff.
So sometimes when we record late

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it just becomes an issue.
So that's why that happened.

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If anybody, I was actually
wondering, but you're trying.

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To get them out to it on
Thursday and it was late that it

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was late today.
I didn't even know it.

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Somebody messaged me and I'm
like, what 'cause I don't pay

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attention to anything, you know?
They're on it, they're on it.

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And then Jen went off on
somebody on social I.

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Think.
Sure did.

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I don't even know what that's
about.

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I'm still I don't know what
happened here.

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No, there is OK.
So like over the last couple

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weeks I've noticed like people
will send me messages.

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I've seen some comments being
like one of them even likened us

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like having when we had the day
where there was like technical

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issue shoes and then I was
missing like they likened it to

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this looks like the circles app
situation again, like almost

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comparing us to like some fucked
up things like we're just taking

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people's money and like we're
not producing anything.

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And and yeah, and it really
pissed me off.

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And there was other like bitey
comments and shit.

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And I was like, you know what, I
let it go on.

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I know I let it go on for a
little while and I'm like, you

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know what, shut the fuck up.
I'm tired of it.

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So here's.
We don't have like for for a

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while.
Everything was smooth.

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But you've got to understand
this is not our job.

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We get to it when we can get to
it.

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Like our schedules don't always
match.

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So sometimes, like, we're
recording this on Wednesday

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night, supposed the episode's
supposed to be posted at

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midnight tonight, your time.
That's not going to happen.

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It might, it might happen, it
just depends on how the rest of

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my night goes to be honest with
you.

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Like it takes my time away.
I wouldn't even want you to do

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that.
Like, I'm like, this show should

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not be your entire life.
I mean, it would be great if we

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could make this our job we want.
It to be our job.

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Go spend time with your fucking
wife and kids.

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Good morning.
I.

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Think it's fair to say Mikey is
usually on time and has this

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damn thing up because I ain't
doing shit other than just

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showing up the day we record.
Busting his ass.

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I do want, my goal is to make
sure it's there at midnight.

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So for, for people who are
waking up or people who are

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working late, whatever.
They get the show and people

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wake up early on the East Coast,
they get the show when they're

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up and they're ready to
rock'n'roll.

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So I I do my best and if it if
we miss out, we miss out.

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It is what it is.
We're not trying to RIP anybody

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off.
If people think that, like

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you're paying for the video
version of this show in any

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extras that we put on Patreon.
The extras thing is also hard

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too.
I want people to be real like,

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or to be honest, like if, if
this was our job, if there, if

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we had 10,000 people paying us
to do this, you'd be getting

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content all day, every single
fucking day.

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Like that's because that's what
we would be doing.

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But you had to understand that
that's not the case right now.

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But we might get there.
Yeah, don't compare us to the

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circle jerk app.
Whatever.

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Never ever in your life do that
again or just stop listening to

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this show because we don't need
you.

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That's what lit.
That's what the lit the fire

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under my ass on top of
everything else.

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I was like, Nah, we're done.
I'm done hearing it.

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Shut the fuck up.
I appreciate that.

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I appreciate it.
Way to get that for us.

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Circle jerk app.
That's all.

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That is a big gigantic circle
jerk.

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Here's your flag.
I like cunt scab.

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I'm I'm here with that.
Cunt scab.

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I think that was.
I think that was it.

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Yeah, that son of a bitch, It
says he's coming back, OK.

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He's talking about old scab that
that's who, that's what Arnie

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calls him.
You talking about Rob?

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I'll just say his fucking name.
He thinks he's coming back.

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You guys, somebody posted it.
So if also, if you're not part

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of our Facebook group, not just
the page you need to be

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following us and stuff, but
there's a group of community of,

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of damn.
It's that post memes and share

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shit and talk shit and whatever.
It's a great time.

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So go join that group.
Links to everything you need are

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in the description of this in
every episode or on the website.

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But somebody posted a video of
that guy who was an old morning

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show dude here in Sacramento
talking about he's, he's the guy

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that's a big drunk.
For those of you that don't

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know, he's an alcoholic.
He ruined everybody's lives.

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He ruined his own life.
His wife just passed away.

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That's really sad.
But he went on, he decided to

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post a video of himself.
I can't even tell if he's drunk

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or not but he's like.
Wait, I was looking for in 2.

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Weeks we're going to be back.
We're he keeps saying this,

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we're going to be back.
We're what are you going to do?

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Are you going to put a podcast
out there?

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Because allegedly you're, you
got locked out of your studio

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and they're and they're selling
your shit, allegedly.

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Allegedly.
Oh, is that what happened?

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That's what I heard, allegedly.
Oh well, happy all about happy

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all retarded because I mean he
shows suck.

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You did not knock jokes and then
you know he he just never showed

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up and he sold things that he
put his label on and you balled

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balled it.
You are fucking stupid Happy you

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Sacramento people are stupid.
He literally hired a woman who's

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only that's like, like, if we,
if you really want to compare us

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to him, Jen's only job would be
to laugh at our jokes and not

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say anything else.
Like that's that's literally all

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she did.
Yeah.

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Nothing important came out of
that woman's fat mouth.

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Wow.
Wow, what?

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Nothing.
Nothing.

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We're in.
We are not that, Joe.

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I will tell you that.
And we're not like them.

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And we're not going to sell you
Turkey brine.

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Well, we might but it, but it
would be good.

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We will sell you anything, but
it'll be ours.

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It'll be our.
Recipe.

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That's really hard.
We won't slap a label on.

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We do have a shirt of the month
that is available for about

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another week or so.
It's gone after next week and it

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is the true love.
I see it too.

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I see people are posting it
online.

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The True Love Doesn't Knock
shirt.

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You only got another week or so
to get it.

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So get heading over to the
website, go to the damn store

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and grab that shirt.
Let's move on.

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We got a couple of random facts,
so he's got some random facts

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for us.
Let's get some.

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You're going to learn something.
You have some random facts.

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All right.
All right, do we all need to

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have random facts?
I don't.

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Give a shit.
Oh, never mind.

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I don't OK, a word with two
opposite meanings is called a

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contronym.
Like the word dust can mean dust

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that falls onto the shelves and
stuff, or dust mean the act of

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dusting, like cleaning it up.
Or eat my dust.

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No, just a one word that has
that can mean two different

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things, opposite things
actually, and a word that

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changes definition when you
capitalize.

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It is called a capitonym, like
Polish and Polish you just

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change one, you take, you change
it to a capital letter, it

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changes the the meaning the.
English language is retarded.

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It's so.
Stupid.

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Right now it is so stupid I
fucking hate it.

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Every time we say we're retarded
today, have a shot.

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I can't do that.
I'm going to have.

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Any alcohol?
I.

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Don't have any alcohol.
Rob is loving the show today.

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I'll play retarded.
I'm going to.

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Text him retarded.
Y'all slow down, all right?

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Scripts.
Scripts for Mork and Mindy were

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shorter than most sitcoms
because of Robin Williams.

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Improv sections of the script
would be noted with things like

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Robin will do something here and
then just let him go.

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I think it had to be so hard to
work with that dude.

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People say it was.
Like, I mean, I I respect

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everything he did.
I loved him as an actor and as a

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comedian.
He was OK but but I think he

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would be be really hard to work
with a guy like that.

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As yeah, as and, and it's funny
you bring that up.

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As a comedian, he was notorious
for either buying other people's

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jokes or straight up stealing
them.

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But most people didn't want to
talk about that when the Carlos

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Mercia and everything happened
on the Amy Schumer thing

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happened because he was already
dead.

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Oh, I did see.
I didn't know he bought the

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jokes, but I remember when I was
younger watching Whose Line Is

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it Anyway?
And he was like on there and he

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ruined the whole episode because
he.

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He was so bad, yeah.
He's just all over the place.

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I like I like him as an actor.
Yeah, I like he.

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He will always be the genie and
Peter Pan.

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But when?
Yeah, but when he when he was on

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Whose Line?
I know exactly which episode

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you're talking about.
It's terrible.

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And funny enough, there's an
episode where Stephen Colbert

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was one of the four.
That 1 was awful too.

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Like you need to let these leave
this alone to the professionals.

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Yeah, Stephen Colbert sucks.
I didn't see that.

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What?
Did he hang himself with a belt

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or was it a rope?
I don't know.

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It was with the door, but it was
with that on the door, wasn't

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it?
It was something real, like he

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really wanted to.
Oh if it was on the door I just

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assumed he was jacking off.
Yeah, like you hang.

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Yeah, you.
Hang yourself from the Raptors.

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If you want to die from the
door, you're.

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Just rubbing one up.
No, she's, but I think she's

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right.
It was from the door.

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That's why I was like, was it a
belt?

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I think it was a tie, if I think
I remember right, but he's

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really.
Sad the tie from going out.

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He wasn't, he wasn't jacking off
though, right?

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He, he was.
It wasn't one of those

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situations.
Not that they said, but you know

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he.
They would leave that part out

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doing to protect the man's
legacy.

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He.
Loves the famous guy that died.

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There's a word I can't think of
the word.

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Auto Erotic.
Asphyxiation.

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Yeah.
Ian does this a lot.

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He knows a lot about it.
Ian, Who was that guy?

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David Carradine.
I think that that was.

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Yeah, that's who it was.
That's the guy, and then it was

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the dude from the from INXS who
died the same way, the band.

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INXS.
I wonder if it's like when

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you're with a woman sexually and
those women like to be kind of

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choked a little bit.
Yeah.

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I assume that's the same thing,
but there's nobody around it and

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you can't just like, pat your
head and rub your stomach.

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I can't jerk off and truck
myself so I guess I gotta get a

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rope or a tie or something.
Yeah, I only got plans tonight.

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Thanks Let.
Me know how?

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Well, you got a wife that can
choke you.

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You don't need a tie.
She's not there.

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You know, sometimes you gotta
change things up.

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Keep it spicy.
Well, if has she choked you

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before?
Because if if not, then that's

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changing things up, then that's
changing things up by having her

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do it.
No, she choked me.

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I'd choke her back.
I'm like bitch, stop.

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She might like it.
I.

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Do choke her a little bit.
I do choke her, she likes it.

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Let's choke each other.
It's a good time.

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Good.
That's that's that's just not

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information that I needed.
I didn't want to hear about the

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chokes at strokes.
That's a shirt coming up in July

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and showed me strokes.
You got to have, you got to have

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like a picture of you 2 just
choking each other.

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We're going to get a we're going
to we're going to do a You got

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stroked shirt because that
stroke goes out on the streets

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and fucks with people.
But like, you just got stroked.

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Oh God, it's going to be another
fucking What was that?

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What was that show with Jamie?
Jamie Kennedy it.

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Was is it punk D you talking
about punked?

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No, not punked.
It was, it was, it was like

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punked, but he tried to do one
too.

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It was like a prank show.
Not.

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Timmy Kennedy.
That guy sucks.

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Yeah, he does suck.
I I agree.

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There's a couple more videos, I
got one of them.

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I'll just get people hitting
ahead of time with you talk

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about a woman trying to lick
your asshole and then you kiss

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her like she tried to kiss you.
Afterwards.

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People will let me leave the
bar.

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Yeah, well, actually.
Next I imagine that.

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Next week we'll do another
another a segment of stroking

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the streets.
Yeah, unless we find a body, we

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find a body, everything is all
planned, totally different.

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Yeah, you're gonna stroke the
stroke the stroke the bounty

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hunter up in this pitch.
That'd be awesome.

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Oh, we're going straight to
SiriusXM when I find a dead

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body.
That is our dream.

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Stand by me, the NTDS, they
don't pay their jocks that well.

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Unless you're like a but.
They're gonna pay us 'cause I'm

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gonna take selfies before I call
the police.

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Unless she's alive.
Then I'm like, hey, hey, how

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you?
Doing take a selfie real quick.

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I'm getting the first interview.
That would get us somewhere.

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That would definitely get us
something, sure.

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That's it for random facts.
All right, what's this move?

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Unless strokes got something he
said he did.

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No, I don't.
He's a liar, I.

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Thought it did.
Well, we can get into

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confessions because there are
some confessions that that came

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in over the past week or so.
And I think there's an update

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one for Ian too.
So some of these are kind of

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long.
I I feel like people are writing

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00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,880
fucking like really long
confessions and some of them are

454
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,400
really stupid, but it is what it
is.

455
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,720
Because there should be.
There, I don't know, actually

456
00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,600
there might be.
Listen, you can leave any

457
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,960
confession whatever you want.
There's no way of us knowing

458
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,360
who's sending this confession is
completely anonymous.

459
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,920
You can get the link in the
description here of this episode

460
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,400
in every episode, or just
heading over to Not tds.com.

461
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,920
You know what he knows?
I don't want to know because

462
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,120
y'all leave confessions.
Like I feel like my opinion of

463
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,320
some of you would lower if I
knew who you were.

464
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,800
I'm with you on that I.
Don't.

465
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,760
Want to know, Don't tell us.
I don't want to know all right,

466
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:25,320
this first one here is say hey,
so I ordered from green frog by

467
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,040
your guys recommendation and the
weed I got tonight just looks

468
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,880
sad, looks old and looks like
it's been on the shelf for

469
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,640
years.
He messaged the manager of green

470
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,800
frog and they said sorry, you're
stuck with what you get no

471
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,400
refunds.
I won't be using them again.

472
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,880
Hey look green frog they they
sponsored the show for a little

473
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,040
bit and then that was the end of
it.

474
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,320
They didn't they want to they
didn't respond to any other

475
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,360
emails or whatever.
I know that they actually got

476
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,160
people.
There's one person right here,

477
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,160
so that's on them if they didn't
have a good product.

478
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,760
The products that I got from
them are pretty good.

479
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:58,480
And but I will say this, my
brother-in-law also ordered from

480
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:03,600
green frog around Christmas time
and got excuse me and ordered a

481
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,120
a vape pen and he said it was
terrible.

482
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,960
They actually gave him his money
back because it was so bad.

483
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,120
So that's a bummer.
Hopefully they get their shit

484
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,720
together and and if you're, hey,
if you want to advertise with

485
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,760
us, hit us up.
We're looking for a new weed, a

486
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:20,360
new dispensary.
Next one here is Why are panda

487
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,560
bears so sad?
Well, polar bears don't like

488
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,480
them 'cause they're half black.
And black bears don't like them

489
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,560
'cause they're half white.
And koala bears don't matter

490
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,520
'cause they don't meet the right
qualifications.

491
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,320
Yuck, yuck, yuck.
Do you get it?

492
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,880
Qualifications.
Yeah.

493
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,960
Yeah, yeah, it's funny when you
explain the joke.

494
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,400
They should have spelled Koala
Vacation I would have laughed

495
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,440
at.
That.

496
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,200
Would have laughed at that part,
I wouldn't have laughed.

497
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,600
I didn't laugh at it when I put
it in here and I'm not laughing

498
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,240
at it now.
And I'm kind of annoyed that

499
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,000
this.
Person.

500
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
I'm disappointed in you even
including it.

501
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,680
I know there's got to be some.
Do you leave confessions out

502
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,360
that are just so stupid because
that should have been one of

503
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,440
them or do I just leave them
all?

504
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:02,920
I don't usually leave anything
out.

505
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,720
I just go and order the ones
that come in.

506
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,880
And sometimes there's like a
backlog of them and I try to get

507
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,040
caught up.
But I, hey, whatever you send is

508
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,720
what comes out.
And these are our listeners.

509
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,840
And I think it really paints a
picture of who these people are.

510
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,760
Yeah, 1% of me hates you, you
racist.

511
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,960
The black percent, I assume?
All right.

512
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,160
Well, we don't know what else he
is because he won't.

513
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,760
He doesn't talk about that.
See here's a here's an example

514
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,480
right here says this is for
stroke bro.

515
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,600
Respectfully, stroke your wife
look like she stepped straight

516
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,800
off a movie set and you look
like an average white dude, but

517
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,240
he's but 1% black.
By the way, Steve's going to say

518
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,200
that you look like an average
white dude who just walked out

519
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,360
of Target on a Tuesday.
Out here living my dream.

520
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,040
No hate man.
Guys just asking what's your

521
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,880
secret for bagging one of those
wives or how does he get?

522
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:50,000
One is that 1% Dick.
Is the 1% black Dick?

523
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,400
This is new listener.
Great show.

524
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,680
Appreciate you listening by the
way.

525
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,440
Thank you.
No, I, I don't know, you know

526
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,800
what it is.
And, and I have talked to many

527
00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:01,000
women in my life and, and I
don't mean all sexual guys

528
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,960
cannot talk.
Have you have you heard like

529
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:08,160
like women, they go out on dates
and they say guys are so born on

530
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,440
dates and they can't make me
laugh and they can't talk and

531
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,920
they can't do this.
I never had a.

532
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,400
Problem with that, if you've got
charisma and you can vibe with

533
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,400
somebody and talk, you
immediately go from A5 to A10 in

534
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,480
my book.
Immediately, that's how

535
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,080
immediately the three guys on
this show, that's how the three

536
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,800
of us actually have women.
We are not attractive people.

537
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,720
That's what I say like.
Salesman all all three of us are

538
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:33,800
batting way outside of.
Our way, way outside.

539
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,520
Yeah.
It's all about like your no, no

540
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,440
offense to you guys, your wives
are out of your leagues.

541
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,520
And I can say that same thing
about my girl.

542
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,120
We just sell our Dick.
You got to learn to sell it like

543
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:47,680
it's like you're a car salesman.
Well, on down.

544
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,000
I was, I was, that's what I was
selling at 1st and then it was

545
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,640
just like, I mean, it's, it's
just lucky for her that I, that

546
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,240
I, I was, I'm blessed with what
I got, but the the rest of it

547
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,360
and now I'm just selling myself
as, hey, you know, you want to

548
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,960
stick around.
Yeah, you got to keep selling

549
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,160
yourself because if not every
day out, yeah.

550
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:10,640
Pop off a piece of mine also it
doesn't.

551
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:15,680
It doesn't hurt if you
continuously date your partner.

552
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,720
True, and you better know how to
eat pussy and know how to fuck

553
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:26,320
and talk dirty and all the other
things that involves life.

554
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,920
No, I would definitely, I would
you, you were right there at the

555
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,600
beginning.
Like definitely if if you don't

556
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,400
know how, like there's some
lesbians that'll teach you how

557
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,720
to do it.
Just and just ask.

558
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,720
And so I put this new confession
up on the screen and for those

559
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,720
of you that are watching, which
is part of the reason why you

560
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,760
should be a Patreon or Spotify
supporter, you can see John's

561
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,200
face as soon as it went up on
the screen.

562
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,680
I'm going to read this to you
guys.

563
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,920
It says I want a flashlight of
Ian's anus and his mouth with a

564
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:53,400
little goatee to tickle my nut
sack since he found someone.

565
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,440
See what I mean when I say I
don't want to know who this?

566
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,840
Is I don't like any of this, I
wouldn't want to know that

567
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:02,560
either.
I don't.

568
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:08,600
I mean I'm like 20% flattered,
the rest grossed out.

569
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,040
I'm zero.
I would be 0% flattered by this.

570
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,440
That's because nobody wants
your.

571
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,920
That's because nobody wants to
fuck your Fleshlight.

572
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:20,320
I don't want another man to want
to fuck my Fleshlight of me, of

573
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,440
my mouth.
No, but when Ian's go teasing

574
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,600
your butt hole, I'm talking for
personal experience.

575
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,960
It's wonderful.
Wow, so you know.

576
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,040
Who do you think was the
confession 3 weeks ago?

577
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,200
We wrote.
We lived together for six years,

578
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,720
so I'm like, hey, about time to
eat this asshole.

579
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,680
So you guys did it.
You guys were a little gay

580
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,600
together.
That's all right.

581
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,400
Everybody's a little gay.
Told you everyone got a little

582
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,560
fruit in their tank.
Sugar, yeah.

583
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,120
Little fruit in their tank.
That we took out of context a

584
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,680
bunch of homo, yeah.
Absolutely shit, by the way,

585
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,480
speaking.
Speaking of sugar in the tank,

586
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,920
yeah, this stroke made our
midday guy at the at the radio

587
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,840
station we used to work at cry
for saying that exact phrase.

588
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,760
He was such a bitch.
You.

589
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,680
Remember that in the tank.
Yeah, because he he was he, he

590
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,880
would come, he would come in
during our show and just stand

591
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:13,040
there and it started to annoy
everybody.

592
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:18,520
And then Stroke just made a
comment that his name was on his

593
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,200
on their name was Mac.
Like, yeah, Max got a little

594
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,960
sugar in his tank and he went
crying.

595
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,600
Literal, physical tears.
To the.

596
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,560
General Manager.
Doesn't help your case bud.

597
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,320
Well, Ian, if we want to be
honest that you're going to

598
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,120
bring up the past stories,
Mikey, remember that?

599
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:36,440
Remember that time I told you
about me having relations with

600
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,800
the deaf girl?
Yeah, I do.

601
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,040
Yeah.
Which was really weird.

602
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,960
We did like a threesome it.
Was that guy?

603
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,480
'S girlfriend, yeah, he dated
her and Ian wanted me to tell

604
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,400
him so bad on the air, coming
early, yeah.

605
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,440
Just trauma, just traumatizing.
She came.

606
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,240
On.
Party and I had to pretend I

607
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,880
didn't know her.
That's good radio right there.

608
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,360
That's what I was.
I thank.

609
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,400
You, Mikey, you know.
What I tried to say sick.

610
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,280
You bring.
You bring because he was he.

611
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,120
Was coming.
He was his show was right on

612
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,480
after ours.
I'm like, let's get back in

613
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,640
here.
Let's let's have a little bit of

614
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,360
confession time.
Oh yeah, that'd have been

615
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,880
awesome.
Oh God, that's a real drama

616
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,520
radio right there, man, I like
that.

617
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,640
Yeah, that's weird.
When they were like, make that,

618
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,520
they made like she made like,
it's African like.

619
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,720
He's not.
That's not for.

620
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,960
Comedy she actually did sound
like that because she didn't

621
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:26,360
know what word sounded like, but
she was a go go dancer for for a

622
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:27,480
while.
That's how she made money

623
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,760
because she would Just Dance to
the to the bass that she was

624
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,600
feeling in her.
Hand did she click when you were

625
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,640
doing her?
I don't that that's.

626
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,760
OK again this is pre young horse
stroke days.

627
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:42,240
Yes me and my buddy we were out
and she wanted both of us and we

628
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,360
did and then we high fived in
the middle of it and she was

629
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:49,240
like.
Man, that's fucked up.

630
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,880
So I felt like I can go to.
That's probably because the I

631
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,480
feel like you're going to get a
hell for this, but.

632
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,760
You're going.
To the deaf, The deaf chick that

633
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,280
I was with.
No clicking, no no sound, no

634
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,680
nothing.
You both fucked the deaf chick.

635
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,960
That's weird dude.
I'm the same one.

636
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,200
No, but still like that's like
the odds of that.

637
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,000
Jaden.
I don't even know a deaf person.

638
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,520
No, no, I've never fucked a deaf
dude.

639
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,320
Can't say I can't.
I can't say half.

640
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:13,880
We're all married.
We're.

641
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:18,480
Retarded and tied down.
There's another one I will say

642
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,760
this.
She didn't make any noise, but

643
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,360
she was screaming her hands off.
I'll tell you that.

644
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,520
Oh my.
God next one this one here says

645
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,280
this is somebody asking us funny
or am I the a hole when it's

646
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,200
really poorly written.
So I'm going to try to read this

647
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,160
the right way.
When women try to promote

648
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,920
content on X about how great
they are, I do 2 minute search

649
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,560
to find their content leaked and
share it back to their page

650
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:45,680
saying guys save the money it's
free everywhere and and then if

651
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,400
I can't find it I tell them they
aren't famous enough and this is

652
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:52,400
also the OK.
Also, I know Mike, but I have to

653
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,760
tell you E because.
The E is capitalized.

654
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,360
I don't.
Think they know this?

655
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:01,720
But this makes me think if this
person is being, if they're

656
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,040
writing it like this for a
reason, it might be somebody

657
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,320
from Cleveland, because that was
my radio name in Cleveland.

658
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,720
Mike E Mike with a Big E look.
At us branching out of

659
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,920
Sacramento, finally.
Finally, Cleveland people.

660
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,520
That's hilarious.
That's hilarious.

661
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,120
That's in trouble, you ask If
it's funny or you're the a hole,

662
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,800
yes.
Yeah.

663
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,720
You're you're a funny asshole.
That's funny as.

664
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,920
Hell yeah, you're you're a Dick,
but that's funny.

665
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,280
Welcome to the show.
This next one is I'll tell you

666
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,160
who I am and take good credit.
Oh this is it, this what is

667
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,120
this?
I'll tell you who I am and take

668
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,560
credit.
Oh if it seems like a good idea.

669
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:39,200
But I can't help but wonder how
you guys miss the idea with all

670
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:44,600
the Dick statements from NTDS.
Not that Dick song or show from

671
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,240
stroke.
So I think we got to do a not

672
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,040
that Dick song, strokeified
song, not that Dick What?

673
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,000
Does that even mean?
I don't know, NTDS.

674
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,960
I'm confused.
Not that Dick show, not that

675
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,000
Dick show.
I don't know.

676
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:02,120
That'd be kind of hard to write.
Whose Dick is it not whose Dick

677
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,960
is it?
Yeah, it was.

678
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,640
Like the what the song's about.
We don't know whose Dick it is.

679
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,200
Is everybody.
Starting a new podcast called

680
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,800
Stroke and Dick Podcast.
Stroke and Dick we put on

681
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,440
forehead finally.
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang

682
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,280
on.
This is how obsessed Stroke is

683
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,400
with Dick.
Going back to the old days,

684
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,720
every intern we had, whatever
their name was, that was your

685
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,120
last name was Dick.
So if your name was we had Josh,

686
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:34,520
Intern Josh, your name's Josh
Dick or Easy, Easy Dick.

687
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,080
I'm like, what is up with Why do
you keep naming our interns?

688
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:42,120
That you weirdo, actually.
Been a while.

689
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,800
I wouldn't defend myself, but
that's true.

690
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,280
That's what I'm saying.
Well, we had a female chick on

691
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,480
the on the show.
Her name wasn't Iris Pussy.

692
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,840
Well, it should have been.
I would have been way better.

693
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,480
That's definitely a better name.
2M pussy.

694
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,520
We should have had all black
names this this month.

695
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,080
Oh, maybe.
I don't know.

696
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,960
What would they be like?
I want to be la Fonda for real.

697
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,160
Oh my God.
I want to be.

698
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:20,600
What is?
What is?

699
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,040
What was that dog's name?
Oh.

700
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,880
Jabarcus.
Jabarcus.

701
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,320
I want to be Jabarcus.
We love you blacks.

702
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,880
We're just messing with you.
I'm 1% of you so you can hate

703
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,160
the other 99%.
They probably.

704
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,640
Do they do they do?
With the Midget talk from last

705
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,520
episode, I was terrified
thinking about Midget Dicks.

706
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,600
Did we do this one before we
did?

707
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,960
We did.
Is this one Here's I'm the

708
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,640
person who pegged Ian.
It's not a lie.

709
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:47,880
It's not a lie.
You.

710
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,840
Should bring that up every week.
Is this, is this true, Ian?

711
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,640
Honestly, they're pushing it.
They're pushing it.

712
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:57,840
And I'm.
Pretty.

713
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,600
I, I have AI have a pretty good
guess of who this might be

714
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,120
fucking with me.
I have I have like maybe 3

715
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,680
guesses.
It's either it's either no, I've

716
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:09,280
never been.
It's either Danny Fat back or

717
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,480
Tim.
It's one of those three that are

718
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,320
just fucking with me.
I think if it was Danny, I think

719
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,080
Danny would have told me.
Yeah.

720
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:17,920
Do you think you would have
told?

721
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,200
Me.
Are you making it clear you've

722
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,880
never been pegged?
I just want you to make it very.

723
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,200
I'm making it very clear.
All right.

724
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,240
He's serious.
He's fucking serious.

725
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,160
He's serious.
He's Ian has never been pegged,

726
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:31,040
according to Ian, except for
this person says yeah.

727
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,800
We call it What'd you Call it
last?

728
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,880
What'd you Call it last podcast?
A pegging stick.

729
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,040
A pegging stick.
He's never been pegged with his

730
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:43,480
pegging stick from Dong.
If you if you actually had the

731
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:47,920
testicular fortitude to let us
know who you really were, come

732
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,520
on the show and prove it.
What, Peggy on the show?

733
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,800
No whoever.
Whoever is it, no, whoever this

734
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,720
is that's saying it.
Nobody wants that.

735
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,280
Whereas this is that's saying
it, let us know who you are and

736
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,480
come on the and come on the show
and tell us the story because

737
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:04,560
I'll tell you right now, you are
either a man that's just trying

738
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,600
to get on the show and make and
make fun.

739
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,800
Oh.
Actually the.

740
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,600
Voicemail.
We haven't played voicemails in

741
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,760
a while.
They can tell us all about.

742
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,560
Yeah, leave us a voicemail.
Tell us the whole story.

743
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,560
We'd love to hear that.
Don't write a song about it.

744
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,920
I should write a song about
that.

745
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,040
A peg.
It looks dirty.

746
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,280
It looks like Doo Doo.
We should write a song called

747
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,360
but that's what is the next song
is going to be pegging stick.

748
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:31,360
It's the pegging stick the the
pegging stick.

749
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,720
All right, last one here says
why won't people protest pedo's

750
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,440
writing the world, but we're
protest federal agents doing

751
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,400
their job?
Who thinks they are protesting

752
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,600
that?
And B there is spelled wrong.

753
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,520
Oh.
Yeah, and I guess it is.

754
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,400
So maybe, maybe learn how to
spell before you come at us with

755
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,160
politics.
I don't nobody.

756
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,400
I haven't seen a single person
protest any, well at least in

757
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,680
America, protesting any of the
pedos.

758
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,120
They were literally outside
Trump's building in New York

759
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,400
over president.
'S day, but they were protesting

760
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,000
ice retard.
It's like.

761
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,440
David, I want.
To get in this for a second,

762
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,800
because half of you I have our
audience is really stupid and I

763
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,480
really do appreciate you
listening.

764
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,800
But half of you are stupid
because if you are on the

765
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:18,480
Epstein list doesn't necessarily
mean you were a rapist or you

766
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:22,920
knew about child rape.
You could literally everybody on

767
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:27,199
the show but Jen had somebody on
their Facebook one time that was

768
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:30,840
called molesting somebody and we
didn't know anything about it.

769
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,520
You could be on that list
because of you just and that

770
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,040
and.
That's the guy that we

771
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,120
communicated with.
Like that's a guy that sent

772
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,800
messages and emails and
whatever.

773
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,440
Like he was a fan of the show.
Oh.

774
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,199
God, like I posted name Courtney
Cox, she's related to our town.

775
00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:47,040
Somebody's like, oh, she's on
the Epstein list.

776
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,239
I don't believe Courtney Cox
well knew about child

777
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,520
molestation.
Here's the thing, to what extent

778
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,760
are they in it?
Because.

779
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,719
Yeah, that was, that's what I'm
saying, yeah.

780
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,560
Like 2 weeks ago Jon Stewart was
saying that he was on the

781
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:04,040
Epstein list but it was because
Epstein was pitching a show to

782
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,280
somebody that John that they're
like what a like a Jon Stewart

783
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,080
type show.
Elvis is in these Elvis is

784
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,480
mentioned in these emails.
Fucking fucking Kurt Cobain is

785
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,440
mentioned.
It just because the the names

786
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,280
that were mentioned doesn't
necessarily mean anything.

787
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,640
And they they redacted all those
names and then about a week

788
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,760
later they released a list of
all the names that were redacted

789
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,440
but didn't connect them to the
emails.

790
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,640
It's just here's the list of the
names that we redacted.

791
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,400
And so people were seeing this
listener like what?

792
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,240
How the fuck is Kurt Cobain on
there?

793
00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:33,000
Is this bullshit?
There's like, no, it's not.

794
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,680
Yeah, that it's.
Like that you.

795
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,200
Being mentioned is.
Not is not is not an omission of

796
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,680
guilt and what struck saying is
100% accurate because this is

797
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,120
for the the, the Patreon and the
subscribers.

798
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:50,000
This is a photo of the, the
party that I had three nights

799
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,880
before I moved away to
Sacramento.

800
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:56,120
I had all my friends there.
OK, this motherfucker right here

801
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,640
three months after I moved to
Sacramento was caught with child

802
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,480
porn just because.
He's in my photo.

803
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,920
Does not mean anything.
I was and do you real?

804
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:13,680
Do you know how quickly and how
like how quickly I wrote him off

805
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,720
like because people were like,
well, he he was accused of it.

806
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:20,520
I'm like, I don't give a shit
because one that's something you

807
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,320
don't walk away from because
they're like, oh, did you

808
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,480
remember Brad?
This is what happened to Brad.

809
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,440
I always hated Brad.
I always say to.

810
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,880
Brad, I would rather be
associated with a murderer than

811
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,680
a absolutely.
Than.

812
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:35,240
A real, you know what I mean?
If I if I knew, we all probably

813
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,480
know somebody that's a
pedophile.

814
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,840
We just don't know because I
wouldn't associate with them.

815
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,520
Well, they're good at hiding it.
I mean, a lot of people are

816
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,480
really good at masking that
shit.

817
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,840
Like to a certain degree they
really are.

818
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,960
It is.
I hope everyone of them tunes

819
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,840
out and never listens again.
And I hope you get hung.

820
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:51,880
I will say that's.
What I'm saying like why?

821
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:55,000
Like why are there no like
because Florida just passed a

822
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,640
law Like if you're caught
molesting or fucking a kid under

823
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,280
12, you get the death penalty.
I'm like how?

824
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,680
That number should be a little
bit higher.

825
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,640
Listen, so and I know that we
all agree with this.

826
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,080
First of all, the government has
had these files for a very long

827
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,800
time.
It was before Trump.

828
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,640
They've had them for a long time
and they didn't release the

829
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,280
files, but they knew those names
were there.

830
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,080
Somebody went through those
fucking files and then redacted

831
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,000
the fucking names.
Some of those files that have

832
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,640
come out are disgusting.
Some of the shit that they have

833
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,560
done and said is so fucking
nasty it's unreal.

834
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:27,640
Those names are redacted.
So who the fuck redacted those

835
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,840
names?
Why did they redact those names?

836
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,720
And why are those people whose
names were redacted in jail?

837
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,800
Who actually who?
They can prove that they did

838
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,360
something.
Answer for it now.

839
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:39,600
Answer for it now, right now.
Why are we, what are we doing?

840
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,240
What the fuck are we doing is
this?

841
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:42,480
Crazy.
Yeah.

842
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,160
It's it's like that.
I don't know.

843
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,360
I don't know.
I mean, you, you get the people

844
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,560
blame left and right blames
different politicians, but what

845
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,320
are they really?
Did they really do it?

846
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,000
Like, did they do it?
Did they not do it?

847
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,280
I don't know.
Here and and, and one thing that

848
00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:00,840
I will say because you know,
people on and I really didn't

849
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,560
want this to get political, but
I'll say people on the right are

850
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:07,360
very quick to be like well y'all
are protecting Democrat like I

851
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,000
right or left.
If they did what they are

852
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,600
accused of doing, fuck them.
Fuck, turn it down.

853
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,160
Turn it down if.
They're on the right.

854
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,000
If they're on the left, fuck I.
Don't care nobody.

855
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:17,520
Cares.
I give a.

856
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:21,920
Shit, I agree, but then I see
things where like when they try

857
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,920
to blame Trump at one point and
then the defense attorney that

858
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:30,800
actually represented the Epstein
says the guy never said anything

859
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,120
about him, said he had nothing
on him.

860
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,160
Then I see these other emails
where him and his brother's

861
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,200
talking back and forth.
I'm saying there's a lot of

862
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,280
bullshit.
We don't even.

863
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,840
You just don't know what the
fuck's true.

864
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,120
That's the problem too, is
there's a lot of shit out there

865
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,400
that's fake and then there's a
lot of stuff that just is

866
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,080
missing contact.
So it it is really confusing,

867
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:50,520
but there's also some stuff that
really is legit and is solid.

868
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,000
Like Bill Clinton's supposedly
picture on the wall.

869
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,160
I mean, I only know what I've
seen, but is that true?

870
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,640
I don't know.
That actually that painting.

871
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:00,880
Is real but do but because, and
I've I've heard this a lot,

872
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:06,080
really didn't want to go there.
But there are so much of the

873
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,640
files that have yet to be
released.

874
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,920
Do y'all believe in full
transparency?

875
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,200
I do.
OK, so you want I.

876
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:14,960
Do if they want it all out
there, give us the yeah, yeah, I

877
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:16,240
want.
It all out there and if you're

878
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,120
guilty?
Everything.

879
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:18,760
I don't care.
Everything.

880
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,560
They're saying that, well, if
we, if we, you know, investigate

881
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,600
everyone that's on the list, the
system will collapse, then

882
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,320
clamp.
It down.

883
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,880
On this.
I've shared, I've shared a few

884
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,240
memes like that where it's like
they're funny and I'm like, this

885
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,480
is for real.
Burn that shit down.

886
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,840
I'll take that deal.
I'll make that deal right now.

887
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,760
Burn the shit.
Burn it to the ground.

888
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,680
This is not OK.
Not OK for me, not OK for my

889
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,920
children or my children's
children or anyone who came

890
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,840
before me.
This shit is disgusting.

891
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,240
Burn it down, I don't want to
live in.

892
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:49,240
If it's not my little pedophiles
then any of them.

893
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,800
Then burn Rome to the ground.
Yep, baby eating fucking

894
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,160
weirdos.
Let's get into Florida, man.

895
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:58,160
Florida.
Man, now breaking all the

896
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,360
headlines.
Crocodiles.

897
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,480
Down.
From the Keys to the Panhandle,

898
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:06,120
he don't quit living life loud
with a wild misfit Florida man

899
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,200
living on the edge every day's
loco.

900
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,680
He's got a a legend in the Make
it.

901
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,640
Say it if you can.
There ain't no one crazier than

902
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:18,800
Florida Man.
Before you get started.

903
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,280
Yeah, changing the tone up a
little bit here.

904
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,200
Needed to change the tone up was
get a little too heavy.

905
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,960
I say this a.
Lot we get too heavy.

906
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,200
I missed the fart jokes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

907
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:29,880
And.
Play that big thing again, Mike.

908
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:30,600
Yeah, I could just.
Do.

909
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:33,960
We're all feeling.
Better.

910
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,440
I'm a best better.
There you go.

911
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,080
That'll make everybody laugh.
Hey, we go.

912
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,640
We go.
We go in a lot of places.

913
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,880
That's what we do here.
We do.

914
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,480
All right.
So last week, police here in

915
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,360
Florida confronted a 30 year old
man because they thought he

916
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,920
resembled someone with an active
arrest warrant.

917
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,920
When they asked him his name, he
says his name was George

918
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,840
Costanza.
Do you remember that?

919
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,840
That's great.
That wasn't his name.

920
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,080
I mean, that could be somebody's
name, possibly, but that was not

921
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,360
his name.
They later identified him as and

922
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,520
I, I can't, I usually I don't
mention names because it's

923
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,120
boring.
But he's Joshua Darling, which

924
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,760
is a That's just such a stupid
name.

925
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,080
Joshua.
Darling.

926
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:18,320
Yeah.
Darling.

927
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:19,400
No.
You know what?

928
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,520
It's.
I think it's Josiah.

929
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,600
I think I read that wrong.
Josiah.

930
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,040
We're not talking about his
first name here.

931
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,560
It's the last name.
That's stupid.

932
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,400
Yeah.
Josiah.

933
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,480
Darlene.
Josiah.

934
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,040
What is Josiah?
Is it like Mormon?

935
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:37,360
Sounds more like Amish, yeah?
No, he was then arrested on

936
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,560
trespassing a warrant along with
an out of charge for resisting

937
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,480
officer.
Somehow they used facial

938
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,520
recognition for this.
That's a lot going into this for

939
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,560
trespassing, wouldn't you say?
Oh shit, right.

940
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,640
What was he trespassing on?
Jesus.

941
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,760
If they're using facial
recognition to find people

942
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,400
trespassing, we are fucked.
The world is fucked.

943
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,080
Like I hate to get home.
I know we're.

944
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,880
Fucked.
You can't even get away with

945
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,880
murder Harley these days
anymore, unless you're taking

946
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,920
out Miss whatever her name is
that he has got in his basement

947
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:03,520
a quid.
In.

948
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,720
Miss Guthrie?
No, apparently nobody has any

949
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:09,120
cameras.
I know.

950
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,960
That story's not adding up to
me, but.

951
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,240
I there's a lie not adding up to
that dude, that's why we're

952
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,360
going to send fucking stroke the
bounty hunter down there and

953
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:17,520
you're going to fucking find
her.

954
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,720
Well, if I die, just come to my
funeral, please.

955
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:21,720
I just need at least four of
you.

956
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:22,840
I'll.
Be there.

957
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:28,400
OK, I did it for this show and
all these three sons of bitches.

958
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,640
I'll make sure there's three
strippers there like you always

959
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,960
wanted.
Yeah, I don't think it's all

960
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,880
these three sons of bitches who
ain't paying this.

961
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,600
I'm going to have to pay in my
own pocket to get murdered when

962
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:41,080
I take down the GET.
To pay out of your own.

963
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,680
Pocket Mexican mafia.
What kind of fucking damn it is

964
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:45,760
that?
I don't understand.

965
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,440
I'm so confused.
I'm going to have to pay myself

966
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,280
to get murdered.
Nobody will just murder me.

967
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,160
I don't know.
You know what?

968
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,680
I'm a fucking write a ransom
note to TMZ and like, got her.

969
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,760
She ain't going nowhere.
I think everybody should write a

970
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,280
ransom note to TMZ.
They're reading them.

971
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,200
They don't give a fuck, man.
They're like, I don't even know

972
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,840
if this guy's real or not.
We'll just read it anyway, OK?

973
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,160
Yeah, that one, that last note
said what will you give me one

974
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:15,560
Bitcoin one, yeah.
It's worth way less than what it

975
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,840
was a couple weeks ago, yeah.
It's worth like 67,000 but now

976
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,720
they're giving you a $250,000 I
think I heard today.

977
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:25,800
Yeah, Jesus.
Christ, I think I'd they don't

978
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,880
trust the FBI, 'cause when you
when you call Crime Stoppers and

979
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,160
shit, they always try to fuck
you over.

980
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,520
Always.
Take your money.

981
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,800
Dude, I don't want to pay.
And I remember too, when 'cause

982
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,440
I was in like 6th grade and they
were talking to us about Crime

983
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,880
Stoppers.
I'm like, I'm about to rattle on

984
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:44,080
all you motherfuckers if I catch
you, but but a officer friend of

985
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,560
ours is like, don't even fucking
bother.

986
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,520
You're not going to.
You probably like the odds are

987
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,000
you're probably not going to get
as much as you think, or if you

988
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
get paid at all.
That's bullshit.

989
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,400
You have to pay taxes on that.
Good question.

990
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,400
Not the Bitcoin though.
No.

991
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,040
Well, whoever that was, huh?
Maybe they knew something.

992
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:07,320
A political argument at a place
in Cape Coral escalated into an

993
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:12,000
unusual incident when a 55, I'm
sorry, 59 year old man allegedly

994
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,560
threw a cupcake at a city
employee.

995
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,840
Get it did.
They call him the Man.

996
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:20,000
Nearby the The guy still had
frosting on him.

997
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,120
He didn't clean himself up.
Yeah.

998
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,160
He claimed an employee had
thrown the cupcake at him

999
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,560
instead.
Officers noted that his behavior

1000
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,080
and speech appeared like he was
disorganized.

1001
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,480
And in Florida, it's called
Baker Act.

1002
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:36,200
California, I remember it was
called. 5150. 5150 where they

1003
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,640
put you in the loony boom is
that.

1004
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,000
Baker act for a man with you a
cupcake.

1005
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,040
It's kind of funny.
Yeah.

1006
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,280
So in Florida, we like put him
in the Baker Act.

1007
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,560
I don't know why we have it
that's called that here and

1008
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,880
other states are different, but
well, you're taking the.

1009
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,200
Stand your ground law.
Other places it's castle

1010
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,920
doctrine.
It's just depends on what state.

1011
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,360
What's so crazy about throwing a
cupcake?

1012
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,760
I mean besides, you know,
ruining.

1013
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:00,280
Wasting a cupcake a that's crazy
behavior because I you throw,

1014
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,680
you bring me a cupcake, I'm
going to eat it.

1015
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,760
I don't want to throw it.
Yeah.

1016
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,680
So are you telling me that if I
go down to the City Hall in my

1017
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,840
town, I throw a cupcake, you
guys are going to bail me out?

1018
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,920
No, absolutely I would.
Have Patreon subscribers to

1019
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,640
bail.
You know, that's actually a good

1020
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:15,480
point.
I'm gonna.

1021
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,320
Use my own money.
Actually anything you need to

1022
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,880
subscribe just in case we need
bail money for one of us.

1023
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,640
Probably stroke.
Probably, probably, probably.

1024
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:26,920
A large fight broke out this
past Sunday on a pickleball

1025
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:31,960
court and Port Orange Country
Club involving 20 people,

1026
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,640
including several seniors.
That is the most Florida

1027
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,120
sentence I've ever heard in my
life.

1028
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,680
I need you to read that to me
again.

1029
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:45,360
Pickleball Orange fight 20
people seniors.

1030
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,760
Yeah, that's just.
You got it.

1031
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,520
You got everything right?
Yeah, according to police.

1032
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,840
So.
Much in Florida in one sentence.

1033
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,640
It started when a 63 year old
player accused another man of

1034
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,760
rules violation.
I don't even know how to play

1035
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,840
this fucking game in global I
thought.

1036
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:01,000
It was just big tent or big ping
pong.

1037
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,640
People take it way too
seriously, man.

1038
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,400
They're building a whole
pickleball thing over here right

1039
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,840
by my house.
Oh.

1040
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,400
They haven't.
The my result was just weird or

1041
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,640
Ian do your research real quick.
The other player accused the

1042
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,760
other one of a rules violation
involving the kitchen area.

1043
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,720
It says quote kitchen area.
Fuck.

1044
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,840
I don't know what that means in
pickleball.

1045
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,320
Ask our sponsor ChatGPT.
I am talking to our sponsor

1046
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,000
ChatGPT right now to try to
figure out what this is about.

1047
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,680
And after the match, the
argument escalated when he

1048
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,160
insulted the other player's
wife.

1049
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:36,040
Like whore, your wife's a whore.
So the kitchen is the non volley

1050
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,480
zone.
The non yeah, that's what you're

1051
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,120
looking at right now.
According to our sponsor Chad

1052
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:43,280
GBT, you cannot volley while
standing in the kitchen.

1053
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,840
Wherever the kitchen is I don't
know, but it's the non.

1054
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:49,600
It's basically the the the
middle area of the court.

1055
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:51,000
He.
Can't do that.

1056
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,600
Well, this dude was sending this
dude's kitchen and he punched

1057
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,000
the man in the face and then he
struck him with the paddle,

1058
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,080
which I think is awesome.
Right above the eye.

1059
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:03,040
Well, I mean he's also say he
punched another man and pushed a

1060
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,120
70 year old woman to the ground.
Now that ain't cool.

1061
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:08,120
You can't be hitting a woman.
His 51 year old wife was also

1062
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,280
involved.
His face.

1063
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,160
Felony charger for battery on a
person over 65.

1064
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:15,200
Remember the rule, if they're 64
you can beat their ass.

1065
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,600
They're 65.
Nope.

1066
00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:19,640
Elderly.
Oh God.

1067
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,080
One day for their birthday, beat
the shit out of them.

1068
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,720
Fuck yeah, you're not going to
be able to do it anymore.

1069
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:26,360
But.
Yeah, dude was all up in his

1070
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:31,080
kitchen.
It's the whole point is to

1071
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,120
prevent people from camping by
the net.

1072
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,680
They say, OK, all right, to keep
it all fast because we're not so

1073
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,080
close to the Nets.
I mean, I guess that makes

1074
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,080
sense, yeah.
Because that way you're not

1075
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:43,160
just, you know, like, like
volleyball basically, you know,

1076
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:44,520
you can't be spiking it the
whole time.

1077
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:47,640
I know more.
About pickleball now than I did

1078
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,840
5 minutes ago.
Me too, which is last story.

1079
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,680
A 47 year old man here in
Florida got into an R game with

1080
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,760
some teenagers at McDonald's
this past Saturday night.

1081
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,200
They say it's unclear what
started it, but the guy was so

1082
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:06,440
mad that he it says he heaved a
Doctor Pepper at the teens.

1083
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,640
There's a there's tossed, throw
and heave.

1084
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,120
Obviously everybody knows that.
What was what was the difference

1085
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,920
between tossed and heaved?
I'm serious.

1086
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:17,080
You got to, you got to like.
He has a lot more stank on.

1087
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,360
It, yeah, you got to like really
fucking mean it, like hug that,

1088
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,880
toss something, you kind of just
toss it, you know, like yeah,

1089
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,680
yeah.
Like a granny shot basketball

1090
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:27,520
kind.
Yeah, if I.

1091
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,480
Leave something at you.
I'm not expecting you to catch

1092
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,120
it, I'm expecting it to hit you.
Yeah.

1093
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,800
OK, well, well.
He heaved his Doctor Pepper at

1094
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,160
the teens.
And then we're going back to

1095
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,120
1990s because no one does this
anymore.

1096
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,320
He pulled out his pants and
mooned the teenagers.

1097
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,480
Good for him, although although
they're teenagers, maybe we

1098
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:45,120
don't do that anymore.
I.

1099
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:49,480
Do that all the time.
Then he smacked his left ass

1100
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,320
cheek.
What?

1101
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,520
Yep.
He made it weird.

1102
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,960
Hey dude, this.
I was rooting for him until

1103
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,280
then.
Yeah, yeah.

1104
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,720
It was like, oh, still there.
I remember when people just

1105
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:02,480
mooned you for, you know, it was
just fun, like a.

1106
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,400
Teenager, you just.
You can't do it anymore when.

1107
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,840
The last time somebody moved
somebody in a moving car.

1108
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,880
It's been a.
While I I was in my early 20s.

1109
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,520
It's been a long time for me,
but I miss it.

1110
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,000
But amazingly, because I'm
driving everywhere I go, so I'm

1111
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:19,000
never, I'm never a passenger.
You can't do it.

1112
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:23,240
Yes, I certainly can.
If I knew that anybody who

1113
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:26,000
watches this has to be at least
the age of 18, I'd show my ass

1114
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,360
to you right now.
But I can't 'cause I'm I don't

1115
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,640
want to be on the list.
Like what you what you in for?

1116
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,600
That one time Stroke was in town
and he caught me driving and he

1117
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,720
was filming me.
I'm like, dude, if I if I was in

1118
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:37,080
the passenger's seat, I'd mooned
your ass.

1119
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:43,760
Yeah, well, I can't guarantee
that there is everyone up

1120
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,400
watching.
This is over the age of 18.

1121
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,960
There's no way.
To and that's what I can do it.

1122
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,560
That's all I need to do.
If you're on a sexual list of

1123
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,440
like can't I got a knock on my
neighbor's door and be like.

1124
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,520
We don't have bail money.
I'm Moon to everybody.

1125
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,440
It's fair to say though, you,
you mean you got to be at least

1126
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,360
18 to have a credit card, right?
And or even I guess you don't

1127
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,040
really need one.
To you don't need to have a

1128
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:07,120
debit card.
My kid watches my Disney Plus

1129
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,200
subscription.
All right, Yeah, the, the card's

1130
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,320
not in his name.
It's on mine.

1131
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,480
That's true.
And there's R rated shit on

1132
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,120
there.
Yeah, I better that is true not

1133
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:20,080
not get on the list that's.
The best.

1134
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,720
That's the best thing to Yeah,
that's the best thing to do.

1135
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,720
Just stay off the list.
There was that one time Ian got

1136
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:26,000
up and his whole ass was hanging
out though, but that was an

1137
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,320
accident.
It was.

1138
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,760
It was into last.
It was like crack of it though,

1139
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:30,840
right?
Just like the tip.

1140
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,480
Cracky.
But it was his whole crack.

1141
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,240
It was.
It was a lot of crack.

1142
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,760
It was a long crack, it was.
But if we're at Walmart, Ian

1143
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,160
walks find his ass crack is
showing.

1144
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,920
I don't think they're going to
put him on a list, but if he

1145
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,360
pulls out his Dick and he pisses
outside of Walmart, definitely

1146
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:45,920
on the list.
That's yeah, that's a list.

1147
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,440
Yeah, even if a little bit of
your Dick is showing, like you

1148
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,760
could get away with a little bit
of your ass showing, but if any

1149
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,400
part of your penis is showing
any.

1150
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,840
More balls.
You can't just show a little

1151
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,120
tested.
You can't just show a test

1152
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,560
little not just.
A little a little test.

1153
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,160
I only showed like a millimeter
of my Dick.

1154
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,960
I only showed one nut I.
Didn't even know that was just.

1155
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,360
Even know I didn't show both of
them so I feel like as you get.

1156
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,840
Like So what if?
What if my zippers down?

1157
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,520
And because that happens,
sometimes you forget it and just

1158
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,360
a little bit of a testicle comes
out.

1159
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,360
Am I on the list?
It depends on where you are and

1160
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,400
who's complaining.
If you're at Walmart, my list,

1161
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,160
you're on my list.
Yeah, but Walmart?

1162
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,960
Walmart my I don't know, my left
testicle is hanging out just a

1163
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:23,200
little bit and somebody could
see it.

1164
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,160
That's what I was going to say.
Like if you're if you're at

1165
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:26,720
Walmart, something's probably
going to complain.

1166
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:28,800
But if you're at Mikey's house,
probably Mikey's not going to

1167
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,120
complain.
Listen, if you're walking around

1168
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:33,840
and your Dick falls out, it's
possible because you might not

1169
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,160
even know.
You know what?

1170
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,000
I mean, you may.
Not even realize it.

1171
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,480
You may not if your zipper's
down and maybe you're free

1172
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:41,840
balling.
Maybe you don't even have boxers

1173
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,040
on or underwear on.
And your zipper boxers since

1174
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,440
2010, I always know when my
zipper's down.

1175
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,400
So you're free.
Balling all the time.

1176
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:51,760
At all times it it.
My girlfriend does not

1177
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,640
understand how I do it, but I
haven't worn underwear in 15

1178
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:55,840
years.
What?

1179
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,600
Wait, hold on.
What's sad is I knew this

1180
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:01,560
because you said that when we
were on the radio before and I

1181
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:02,840
had to sit.
Next to I don't make it a.

1182
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,000
Stupid of hiding it because I
just don't care.

1183
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,520
God, it's not a thing that's
important.

1184
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:10,880
Well, if it.
Was.

1185
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:14,000
Important had my penis out, my
zip run done.

1186
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,200
Can you imagine everyone of
those late night shows would

1187
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,000
just make fun of a guy named
Stroke with his Dick out and

1188
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:19,960
then.
Absolutely they would.

1189
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:22,560
And then I'd be on a list, and
then I have to explain to the

1190
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,520
judge how it was an accident.
Like yeah, no.

1191
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,000
Way you'd be on Jimmy Kimmel.
So a man named Stroke something

1192
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:33,360
about married himself.
According to ours, our sponsor

1193
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:38,160
chat ChatGPT underwear is very
important and it's for hygiene

1194
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:43,240
reasons, moisture control,
support, temperature regulation,

1195
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,640
infection prevention, I could go
on and on and on.

1196
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:51,080
Oh no please explain some of
those things because you're just

1197
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,920
throwing out things and not
looks like like for example

1198
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,280
hygiene.
I keep my balls and asshole very

1199
00:52:56,280 --> 00:53:00,360
clean as it is.
So for hygiene, your body sheds

1200
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:04,160
skin, sweats, lots of other
things are kind of produced

1201
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,680
underwear absorbs that in is so
that your jeans don't have to.

1202
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,000
I do laundry regularly, so
that's.

1203
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,400
Unless you're washing your
dandem every single day, man.

1204
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,120
Well, I change pants.
I don't wear the same jeans

1205
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,080
every day.
But you wash them before you

1206
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,240
wear them again, correct?
Yeah, usually.

1207
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,080
I.
Mean if I'm just.

1208
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,840
Always.
You need to 100% wash them well

1209
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:25,600
every.
Time.

1210
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,400
If I if I'm if it's a layer, if
it's a layer on the House day

1211
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,720
and I'm off work, I might wear
the same jeans I wore yesterday.

1212
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:33,800
But if I'm going out and I have
to work, then yes, I'm not an

1213
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:37,320
animal.
So, but Ian's pants ladies, if

1214
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,520
you get get a pair of them, they
smell like Dick.

1215
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,200
The most important thing on here
though is confidence.

1216
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:45,360
It says that nobody talks about
this, but good underwear changes

1217
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,960
posture and comfort so.
That's just not true.

1218
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,960
That's according to Hey, listen,
this is our sponsor ChatGPT.

1219
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:53,520
You need to watch watch your
mouth.

1220
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,640
We we trust them.
Well has that if that if that

1221
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,640
check hasn't cleared yet, so I
don't give a fuck.

1222
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,440
All right, now that we're asking
all these weird questions,

1223
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,280
anybody wear Whitey tighties?
I don't.

1224
00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:06,200
I do not I.
Wear boxer briefs.

1225
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,240
Boxer briefs.
I have some but I don't really

1226
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:10,200
like them, I just wear.
Boxer.

1227
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,360
I don't like them either.
I'm just a boxer guy.

1228
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,440
My wife wants me to wear boxer
briefs because she likes the way

1229
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,920
it, you know, aligns your
fucking package and shit.

1230
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,400
But.
Yeah.

1231
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:23,960
Anyway.
Panties.

1232
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:28,000
I don't know what to say.
And now that's a trip to HR

1233
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,080
Thanks.
Now it's weird.

1234
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,800
And now Manny, I know that makes
sense.

1235
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,480
I hate going to HR.
There's no good answer for that.

1236
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,280
There's not so much.
There really isn't.

1237
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,400
There really isn't.
Let's just move on and get into

1238
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:43,040
Craig's lust.
It is my deepest desire.

1239
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,160
Is there a place on the web that
panders to my lust?

1240
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,000
Yeah.
Too desirable to be real.

1241
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,400
Craig's Lust.
All right.

1242
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:54,520
Already in.
Because I and I and I apologize

1243
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,560
to everybody that left a
suggestion on where to go.

1244
00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:01,400
I didn't have the cities that
y'all had left me available to

1245
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:02,680
me.
So I'll have to go back and

1246
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,280
look.
But today I felt like you know

1247
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,120
what?
I don't think I've done this

1248
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:09,720
city yet.
Let's take a trip to Sin City

1249
00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:12,480
and see what those fucking guys.
That's a good idea, Vegas.

1250
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:13,280
That's.
Smart.

1251
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,240
Oh yeah.
What do they still?

1252
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,000
Give out those cards, you've
been there when they give up, I

1253
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,440
think.
They do.

1254
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,160
I think they totally still do.
When I hand out like the sex

1255
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,360
cards.
Yeah, call this number.

1256
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,600
Clark County's illegal to buy a
prostitute.

1257
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,120
Don't ask me how I know this.
Everyone knows this.

1258
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,600
Oh, do they?
Everyone.

1259
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:35,040
Everyone should at least.
But if you don't know, hey,

1260
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,840
we're going back to random
facts, Struck will teach you

1261
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,680
something.
Yeah, Clark County, you can't.

1262
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:41,560
They'll give you the cards.
You can call right outside and

1263
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:42,880
that's where you can go get you
a hooker.

1264
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:50,440
I heard, I heard.
Anyway, visiting for gangbang.

1265
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:55,360
Will be in too.
They will be in, they'll be in

1266
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,160
Vegas.
I don't know if this is their

1267
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,520
ultimate goal, but it's
definitely one of the things

1268
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:03,040
they're going to try to do.
We'll be in town March 27th

1269
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:06,240
through the 30th.
We'll be hosting in Harrah's

1270
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:09,680
Easy access.
Find me face down, ass up,

1271
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,480
taking loads.
Hope to get a gangbang going.

1272
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:16,600
Let's set it up.
Wow, Jesus Christ.

1273
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,080
Again, This is why you should
pay for our Spotify and our

1274
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,840
Patreon because if you give us
more money, I'll be able to take

1275
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:25,360
more trips and I'll go interview
people during gangbangs.

1276
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:26,760
That would be so awesome.
I always wanted.

1277
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,360
You to be able to do that.
I almost we we were so close to

1278
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:33,000
making that a reality.
One time I swear to God, stroke

1279
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,080
sent me to a gangbang live on
the air.

1280
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:40,800
It was the dumpiest, garbagiest
motel I've ever been to in my

1281
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:43,680
life.
I get because our we had a

1282
00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:47,240
listener who was an open, openly
admitted swinger.

1283
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,600
We called him Swinger John.
He's probably still listening.

1284
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,480
I hope Swinger John gave us a
call.

1285
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:55,000
He's like, hey, there is a gang
bang going on at this hotel

1286
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,080
right now.
I just left.

1287
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:00,000
It was on Craigslist and I
answered the advertisement.

1288
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,840
Here's the address and stroke
was like, Ian, get in your car

1289
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:08,560
and get your ass down there now.
So I haul ass like 30 miles

1290
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,800
maybe, probably less.
I get to this dumpy hotel.

1291
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,160
Dude answers the door.
He's got to be at least 60 years

1292
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:20,640
old.
He's got no shirt on, but he's

1293
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,760
got boxers on.
And I, he opens the door, just,

1294
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:26,080
he opens the door just a little
bit, and I see this Moat and I

1295
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:29,600
see the inside of this motel
room and this fat, nasty whore

1296
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,400
laying in the bed covered up
with the.

1297
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:34,800
Sheets.
And I went and I'm on the phone

1298
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:39,320
with Stroke, who is live at this
point, and I asked them, hey,

1299
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:41,560
I'm with the radio station.
Do you guys mind if I ask you a

1300
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:44,000
couple questions?
Slam the door in my face.

1301
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:46,560
I'm here to ask you some
questions.

1302
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,480
What the fuck?
Pull your Dick out first.

1303
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,480
We don't want real serious
questions.

1304
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,840
We just want to know like, hey,
what's your favorite topping on

1305
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,280
pizza while she's being fucked
by three guys?

1306
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:58,960
Do you think Aaron Rodgers
should retire?

1307
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,720
Anyway, that was a nice trip
down memory lane.

1308
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:07,120
Looking for feminine trans girls
to play.

1309
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,320
Looking for feminine tea girls
to play with.

1310
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,720
Experiment with and see what's
up.

1311
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:18,320
Open to three with my hot
significant other lady as well.

1312
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,840
Got head from a tea girl one
time and kind of liked it.

1313
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:24,920
No.
All right.

1314
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,720
UT that means a transformer.
Yeah, yeah.

1315
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:29,920
Tea girl.
Yeah.

1316
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:34,640
Sell me your used thong.
Sold.

1317
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,160
How much?
How much?

1318
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:41,080
38 year old man, I'm interested
in buying your recently used

1319
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:45,000
thongs, preferably stained with
your cum and smelling really

1320
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,520
strong.
If you're interested, just DM

1321
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,760
me.
Send me the link I.

1322
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,240
Was going to say, Jen, if you
want to, I mean, if you want to

1323
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,520
send this guy, I mean sold.
I don't know if he wants to meet

1324
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,000
in person or if you can do like
a U PS: kind of thing.

1325
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:58,840
But I mean, if the price is
right, you'll probably do it

1326
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,760
right.
I'll seal that bag up nice and

1327
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:03,000
tight.
If I was a woman, and I know

1328
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,440
we've all said this shit, I
would I would sell my underwear.

1329
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,400
I'd have an only fans.
I'd be the the huge perv.

1330
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,160
If I was a hot woman, I'd be
huge pervert on.

1331
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,840
I'd make so much money off dumb
men.

1332
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:14,760
Oh my God.
'S obviously just yeah, not, no

1333
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,280
pun intended, dip my toe in the
water.

1334
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:18,360
I'd sell my feet pics, I don't
give a fuck.

1335
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:21,320
I did say up recently for feet
Finder but I haven't added

1336
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,760
anything yet really.
I did be.

1337
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:25,120
Careful, that's a slippery
slope.

1338
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,280
You're you got dude, there's
damage right now.

1339
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:28,560
They're like going to message
you.

1340
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,000
Where can I find your feet
Finder?

1341
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,240
I'll tell.
You what I.

1342
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,640
Promise you that because we want
Jen to be as successful as

1343
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,160
possible when when she gets it
up and running, we'll include

1344
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,120
the link in the description.
Yeah, if you, yeah, if you

1345
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,560
really will promote it.
I think I'm going to go by

1346
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,000
Sacramento's maybe.
Yeah.

1347
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,080
If that's not already.
Taken I'm being.

1348
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:47,680
Fucking that's really good.
Did anyone realize I got my

1349
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:48,960
question answered about the
painting?

1350
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:53,160
What was the question?
Oh yeah, that's true.

1351
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:57,240
Roundabout way, baby.
Yeah, yeah, I'm asking if she

1352
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,640
wore panties and she if you
offered, she based offered a

1353
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:00,800
sell.
Gotcha.

1354
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,600
Yeah, what is it Japanning by
the vending machine when you use

1355
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:04,280
panties?
Yeah.

1356
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:07,400
We need to set them up around
America.

1357
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,040
I don't know why we don't have
them for perverts.

1358
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,760
At least in Vegas and New
Orleans, those fucking weird

1359
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:15,520
cities.
Yeah, Throat demon.

1360
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:20,760
Throat goat.
Now this is a throat.

1361
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:26,160
Demon. 27 year old female.
My throat is open 24/7.

1362
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:30,200
I love being used.
I love I love a Dick that's just

1363
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:33,080
used and still have a little
juice to it.

1364
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:37,920
I'm that girl that does groups
to bring the whole family which

1365
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,320
don't say that.
Yeah.

1366
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:44,000
What does that mean?
I don't know, need a nut.

1367
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:48,080
My job is to get it out.
Bring me that Dick here and let

1368
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,040
me clean it.
I'm a riff.

1369
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:55,000
I hate Rex Break.
Do something different and nasty

1370
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,000
to me.
Lately I've been into sense

1371
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,960
deprivation.
I love a good dark room session

1372
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:04,880
or glory hall.
That's from throat Demon.

1373
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,720
What's Gloria?
Does she mean by the juice that

1374
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,960
you just were inside somebody
else or?

1375
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:12,080
Does not let you figure that
out.

1376
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,760
Do we need do?
Is it a she?

1377
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,160
Do we know it's a?
Yes, it is a she.

1378
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:19,680
Oh, OK.
And finally visiting Vegas

1379
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:24,160
hotel.
Bang and go visiting Vegas

1380
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:28,800
looking to make it a good visit.
Schoolgirl pump and dump hosted

1381
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:30,320
in private hotel.
Pump and dump?

1382
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:34,560
That sounds like a crypto thing.
You'll pump up the cryptos and

1383
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,320
then they dump.
It, yeah, that's a pump and dump

1384
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,800
scheme.
That's the real thing, yeah.

1385
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:39,040
I'm thinking about
breastfeeding.

1386
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,080
That's what pump and dump, pump
and dump.

1387
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,560
It works for that too.
Invest in the pump and dump

1388
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:48,120
crypto.
Girly is petite, 55, pretty

1389
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:52,040
face, beautiful ass waiting in a
mini schoolgirl skirt, stalking

1390
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:55,040
and high heels seeking well
endowed men.

1391
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:59,600
Walk in, find girly on knees or
head down, ass up, pump and go.

1392
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:01,760
Very discreet play for those
attached.

1393
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,720
Must be well endowed, safe and
clean.

1394
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,760
Please be serious.
Send stats and a pick to be

1395
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:10,240
considered like.
I won't respond without a pick.

1396
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,920
I'm out number one.
I can't because I'm married and

1397
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:17,040
#2 it says well endowed twice.
So I just got an average take.

1398
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:20,960
But that 1%?
I don't.

1399
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:25,120
I wouldn't even if I was single.
I would not right never.

1400
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,920
Never pump and dump.
No pump and dump.

1401
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:30,240
No dumping and no no, that's a
baby.

1402
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:31,480
Pumping and dumping?
No.

1403
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,320
No, thank you.
Oh, that's a new shirt.

1404
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:38,000
That's gonna be a September.
Shirt pumping, pumping dump, not

1405
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,720
that damn show pumping I would.
Wear that shirt.

1406
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,760
It's man, you would wear that
shirt, OK?

1407
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,880
It's like peeling an onion with
you.

1408
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:52,920
I mean if it was like if it was
the innuendo was crypto maybe.

1409
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,480
We don't have a crypto coin yet.
Let's make one.

1410
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,800
I think everybody can make one,
yeah.

1411
01:02:58,280 --> 01:02:59,560
Right.
And that one then, yeah, Hop.

1412
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:02,200
To a that hop to a girl made us.
Say, but her career and her and

1413
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,480
that bitch's career is.
Over, yeah, but she made a ton

1414
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,280
of money and then it got pumped
and dumped and she got a ton of

1415
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,280
money and now she's doing only.
But now she's being fucking

1416
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,760
sued.
But now she's doing what's that

1417
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:16,160
streaming service Twitch and but
she's but only like 8 people are

1418
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,280
watching like her.
That bitch's career is over.

1419
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:20,440
That sucks.
Oh, she says.

1420
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:23,440
I took a RE marketing idea.
All the time with you on that,

1421
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,400
Yeah.
I come up with marketing ideas

1422
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:26,880
like last episode about five of
them.

1423
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,840
I got another one you did.
We can do the whore of the week

1424
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:31,840
and then women have to tell us
how they're such a whore and

1425
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,560
then we give them a shirt.
Or men.

1426
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,600
Yeah.
Or men do dirt squirrel of the

1427
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:40,320
week, dirt squirrel of the week,
dirt squirrel of the week.

1428
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:42,800
I like it.
But maybe we could just even

1429
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:46,320
just if we find a news story or
something happens, you know, you

1430
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,760
hear a story about something
that's going on, we could make

1431
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:50,040
that the dirt squirrel of the
week.

1432
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:53,000
But it's got to be sexual.
Yeah, in some way.

1433
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:56,400
And then.
And then if you're if you want

1434
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:59,480
to submit, feel free to tell us
your sex Capades and we'll

1435
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,040
decide if you're the dirt
squirrel of the week.

1436
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:04,240
We could technically leave your
name out, but we'll know where

1437
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:05,920
we got to, Mel it to.
But we'll just see.

1438
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:10,520
You're always going to be a
whore, men and women.

1439
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:11,960
Jen, I'm sorry, I was being
attentive.

1440
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:14,760
That's OK.
No, no, no, it's fine.

1441
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:19,120
I don't recommend typing in sex
arrest because it's all child.

1442
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,280
It's all it's all people
arrested for child porn.

1443
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,920
So that was.
About damn it, yeah.

1444
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:25,200
Because I was like, well let's
find this as fun as the dirt

1445
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,720
squirrel of the week.
Nope, it's a man for child porn.

1446
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:30,240
Another marketing idea.
What's that whore that that

1447
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:32,920
bangs like 300 dudes in one day?
Bonnie Blue.

1448
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,560
Yeah, we can give her a shirt
and she'll wear it during her

1449
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:36,680
porn.
We will be.

1450
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:37,760
Famous.
Oh God.

1451
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:39,920
I don't care if she like.
If they, if she.

1452
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:40,800
Like rips?
It apart.

1453
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:44,360
Dude, I tell you what, that was
like what we were trying to do

1454
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,120
with with when we were on the
radio.

1455
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:48,000
We were trying, we were giving
those shirts out to a bunch of

1456
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,720
people.
Like anybody that would wear

1457
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:51,600
them and take a picture is like
we were trying to find a porn

1458
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:54,000
star that would wear one.
We're like only fans, girls.

1459
01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:58,360
Anybody but when I but when I
pitched to Peterman that we

1460
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,680
clothed the homeless with our
shows and call it Hob

1461
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:02,840
overtizing, he was suddenly
against that.

1462
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:06,920
Well.
Well, we don't have no rules

1463
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:08,080
now.
Because we can do whatever we

1464
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,240
want to, but that means we got
to.

1465
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:11,440
Buy the shirts Hand out our
shirts to the homeless.

1466
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:15,480
Hold on, if we had a consultant
like radio they would say get

1467
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:19,960
the fuck off the podcast.
Yeah, it's cancelled.

1468
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:24,120
Cancelled.
A good consultant would be like

1469
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:27,600
you guys are fucking brilliant.
They're all like 90 years old

1470
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:29,840
and they're like, you can't do
this.

1471
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:33,280
You got to follow this rule.
So stupid.

1472
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:36,920
I got to follow no rules you.
Can do whatever we want, but I

1473
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:38,560
don't want to buy a bunch of
shirts and give them all the

1474
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:40,800
homeless people.
No, just whores.

1475
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:45,160
I just feel like then I'd have
to Jen would have to do that.

1476
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:48,080
Horse needs horse needs horse
needs shirts.

1477
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:49,600
I think my wife.
Needs.

1478
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,440
Shirts too.
Horses need shirts.

1479
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:52,880
OK, because they're not wearing
them.

1480
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:58,560
Homeless people need shirts.
Well, well, I will do.

1481
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:01,000
Fuck shirts that we do know
about that one guy.

1482
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:02,720
Wait, because.
Yeah, because, well, there's

1483
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:06,400
there's, there's certainly every
day on on strokenized way to the

1484
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:08,240
radio station in Sacramento.
We always pass.

1485
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:12,040
We go the same route and always
pass the same fucking person.

1486
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:15,760
Put a shirt on that guy.
It's cheaper than a billboard

1487
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:17,840
because the same people are
going to see it and you don't

1488
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,000
have to worry about your
advertisement playing at a

1489
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,400
certain time and somebody might
miss it.

1490
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,000
That dude's always on that
corner.

1491
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,560
Who Christina can make him one?
Thank you.

1492
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:29,160
I think I would.
Rather, his brain is turning.

1493
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:30,760
He's like, yeah, maybe we do
need no.

1494
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,520
Because I'm feeling.
Good points.

1495
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:35,120
No, I just feel like the the
association, like the shirt,

1496
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,760
like not that damn show on a
homeless person.

1497
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:39,720
I don't feel like it helps.
What do you mean?

1498
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:40,920
It don't helps.
We are.

1499
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:42,160
Losing.
Somebody.

1500
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:47,360
Yeah, we are doing a good deed.
It doesn't, doesn't, yeah, But

1501
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:48,920
the only people that know that
are the people that are

1502
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:50,840
listening to us.
And it wouldn't the people who

1503
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,880
are driving by and did.
We did, we instruct him as we

1504
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:56,160
give him a shirt.
Hey, hold up your sign but also

1505
01:06:56,160 --> 01:07:00,000
point to the logo.
So it's free labor, it's a

1506
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,440
little bit clothing and but
free.

1507
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,920
I just got to share something
with you since we're really on

1508
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,440
this topic before we move to the
next one.

1509
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:10,400
I went to the Goodwill the other
day and my station will not give

1510
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,480
me a shirt, like a real shirt.
Like they only gave me a

1511
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:16,280
listener shirt and I found our
radio stations in the Goodwill

1512
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,640
for dollar fifty and I bought
the jacket 'cause I needed one.

1513
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:22,600
It's so sad.
No, that's fucking funny.

1514
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:25,880
That is radio right there you
should go to work with.

1515
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:27,640
Like look at you.
Look at my new jacket I got from

1516
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:30,320
fucking Goodwill because you
guys won't even give me one.

1517
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:32,800
If I see a Not That Damn Show
shirt at the Goodwill, I'm

1518
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:34,080
burning that Goodwill to the
ground.

1519
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:36,680
I bought them.
I spent $3.

1520
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:38,000
I was like, I can't have this in
here.

1521
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:41,120
We look shitty.
But I, I know that there's the,

1522
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:44,760
the people were finding like the
old, that old morning show, they

1523
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:46,240
were finding their shirts in
Goodwill.

1524
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:49,800
And no, we cares.
About them.

1525
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:51,640
Oh, all right, so we got to do
the digital dumpster and we're

1526
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:53,520
doing a digital dumpster a
little different this week.

1527
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:57,120
Each one of us besides Ian,
because he was he had to work

1528
01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:58,360
and kind of missed out on some
of the things.

1529
01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:00,880
But each one of us brought
videos to do digital dumpsters

1530
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:03,800
when we go and we find the the
weirdest or just the craziest

1531
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:07,440
videos that came across our feed
in the past week or so or at any

1532
01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:10,640
point in time.
And these are the ones that we

1533
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:12,600
have for this week.
And each one of us, like usually

1534
01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:15,000
it's just me, but I like it that
everyone brought something this

1535
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,640
time because then I don't have
to sit there and my whole feed,

1536
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:19,880
by the way, is just terrible
singers.

1537
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:22,040
And I'm going to start and we'll
move on with that.

1538
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:25,640
So I'm going to start off, I'm
going to go first because I just

1539
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,600
want to get this out of the way.
And we're only supposed to bring

1540
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:32,279
2, but I actually brought 3.
And here's the first one.

1541
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:36,640
I blame you because I'm getting
the bad singers too, Mikey, I

1542
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:38,479
text you, I go.
Why am I getting all these

1543
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:41,399
fucking terrible singers?
I'm not getting any, thank God.

1544
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:45,000
Lucky you.
So, Jenna, are you having

1545
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,439
problems?
I told my children to shut the

1546
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:48,640
fuck up.
Oh, nice.

1547
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:51,120
I like that.
Shut the fuck.

1548
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:55,800
Up.
All right, so this is, I don't

1549
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:59,000
even know what this lady's name
is, I forget, but here's her

1550
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:11,600
singing.
I know this one.

1551
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:14,439
I know this one.
You do.

1552
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:19,520
I'm glad it's not just me.
Because so when this lady, when

1553
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:22,399
this fucking lady came up on my
feet, I'm like, I have to go to

1554
01:09:22,399 --> 01:09:26,720
her profile.
And so the very next thing I see

1555
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,920
is this hear people say my sound
is weird.

1556
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:31,240
What?
Good.

1557
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:38,319
Normal never changed culture.
If you get it, welcome.

1558
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:43,439
If you don't, also fine.
It's also fine woman.

1559
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:46,399
It's fine.
Keep scrolling.

1560
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,080
Oh, I might as well keep.
Scrolling.

1561
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:51,319
That's being said.
Oh.

1562
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:59,040
I just response to what's
strategically useful.

1563
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:03,440
The day isn't that day.
The day is not that day.

1564
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:08,880
OK so for those of you who can't
see this, she's got she's

1565
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:11,160
terrified, she's cross eyed and
has A5 head.

1566
01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,920
And I didn't know her.
Like based on this her eyes look

1567
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:21,600
fine.
This song's fucking fire, dude.

1568
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:24,400
You should do that.
You.

1569
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:29,160
Should agree with that.
Mikey, it's your video, you need

1570
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:30,640
to go give us a pair of.
Lyrics.

1571
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:33,560
Yeah, but apparently she only
knows a dance move and that's

1572
01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:38,240
the white person thing.
Every one of her videos is is

1573
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:42,760
that part of the song?
And then her saying something

1574
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:45,040
crazy to the camera, like we're
looking at it with one eye,

1575
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:48,200
fucking looking the wrong way,
and she's just like she's

1576
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:51,400
terrified.
I think she's retarded.

1577
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:53,040
I never.
Thought I would say this.

1578
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:57,080
I never thought I would say
this, but I think Brenda Kay is

1579
01:10:57,080 --> 01:11:00,160
looking a lot better.
Oh, as Brenda Kay is Grammy

1580
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:05,160
winning compared to That's what
we need to do.

1581
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:06,920
It just try.
It's just like just try to

1582
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:10,880
constantly find somebody either
worse or just see who ends up

1583
01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:13,000
like they.
Have the.

1584
01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:15,880
Gracies for movies.
They don't have an anti Grammy

1585
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:17,680
but that's not that damn show.
Can.

1586
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:22,320
I won't Mikey to do a parody.
I'll find the beat.

1587
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:23,760
I'll fucking make it.
I'll make it about.

1588
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:29,240
Not that damn show.
Not that damn show, not that

1589
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:29,960
damn.
Show.

1590
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:35,840
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
All right.

1591
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:38,640
Play it one more time.
All right, one more time, one

1592
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:47,880
more time.
See.

1593
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:52,720
OK, at least this one I can
laugh.

1594
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:57,440
At Oh, she thinks she's hot shit
too, you know that right?

1595
01:11:57,440 --> 01:12:00,000
Like the way she's moving, she's
got a little tight shirt on,

1596
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,400
little boobies bouncing around.
She's not.

1597
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:04,760
Can you imagine her like, on top
of you riding you and you're

1598
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:06,200
like, I don't know what she's
looking at?

1599
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:08,680
Oh my gosh, which way you're
looking, lady?

1600
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:10,920
The the the the the the the the
Dick.

1601
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:16,520
When you bring when you bring a
female to orgasm, you want her

1602
01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:19,640
eyes to either cross or go into
the back of her skull, but those

1603
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:20,960
look like they got lost on the
way.

1604
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,320
When she, when she?
Comes.

1605
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:26,280
Her eyes turn normal.
So you know you're doing your

1606
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:27,440
job.
She's looking right at you.

1607
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,760
2020.
I'm, I'm telling you guys, you

1608
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:34,760
need to be subscribed to see
this because it just that, that

1609
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:36,520
well, how long is that video?
8 seconds.

1610
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:38,840
That's worth 6-9 or five nine.
Nine.

1611
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:40,760
Oh my God, look at that
forehead.

1612
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:41,960
Right there.
That's A5 head.

1613
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,840
Just imagine if you're getting
head from this chick and she

1614
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,680
looks up at you in one of the
eyes like that.

1615
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:46,880
You're fucking trying to look
down.

1616
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:49,560
Well, she can look down.
She can make sure she's on point

1617
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:51,360
while she looks up at you.
Make sure you're enjoying it.

1618
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,920
I don't know how we have 100,000
listers and and they're not all

1619
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,120
buying the videos.
You gotta see this shit.

1620
01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:59,400
Man.
We're not even going to tell you

1621
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:01,720
what the bitch's name is so you
can go look her up on Instagram

1622
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:03,120
for free.
I don't even know.

1623
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:05,800
I don't even know.
All right, Who wants to go next?

1624
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:07,840
You want to go next?
Whoever wants to go next, let me

1625
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:09,680
know, Stroke.
I'll put your videos up if you

1626
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:10,880
want.
Me to trout sniffers.

1627
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:13,080
OK, let me go with the Harlem
preacher.

1628
01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:14,720
You know what you want I'm
talking about because Mikey has

1629
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:16,200
uploaded.
I can't do it on my side for

1630
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:19,680
some reason.
So this guy is James Manning.

1631
01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:25,040
He is in Harlem and he is, he's
a black guy that cracks me up.

1632
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:28,240
I love his videos and he's
preaching how he doesn't want to

1633
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:30,760
go into heaven.
If Jesus is black and he is

1634
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:32,480
black, I want to stress he is
black.

1635
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:35,400
Oh God, here we go.
Somebody said to me that if

1636
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:38,600
Jesus is black, heaven is a
ghetto everywhere.

1637
01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:41,200
Black people is a damn ghetto.
Why should I be yelling at the

1638
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:42,720
white man?
Hell wasn't for him.

1639
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:46,600
We'd all probably be dead from
diseases and sickness of hell

1640
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:48,800
with each other.
For the white man.

1641
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:50,640
Yeah.
White man built America.

1642
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:53,240
He said the slave built America.
Don't they cover that line?

1643
01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:55,560
I'll slap the taste out of your
mouth.

1644
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:57,960
Game built nothing half the
time.

1645
01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:01,080
What you did, Bill, as a slave,
the white man had to whoop your

1646
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,680
ass with a whoop to get you to
do that little bit of work that

1647
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:06,120
you didn't do it to whoop your
ass to get into talking about.

1648
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:08,400
We built them and built a damn
thing.

1649
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:10,040
Don't own a damn thing.
Nothing.

1650
01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:12,080
You had Harlem.
You threw that away.

1651
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:14,760
No.
Thank God for the white man.

1652
01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:19,000
Thank God he's built America.
Some other safe places built

1653
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:22,640
allies so you can ride around on
built automobile.

1654
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,600
Hell y'all ain't got one nation
in Africa.

1655
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:27,040
I haven't built a car talking
that damn talk.

1656
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:29,040
The only thing y'all can do is
play basketball.

1657
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:32,200
Run up and down the court like a
bunch of double jointed fools.

1658
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:36,760
There's a term for what he just
did, and I'm not going to say it

1659
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:39,520
out loud.
I just think of Uncle is Uncle

1660
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:43,280
Ruckus, that's from that that
show, because he just he I don't

1661
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:46,800
know if that maybe that clip cut
off, but he does go if Jesus is

1662
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:49,520
black, I don't want to go to
heaven because heaven is going

1663
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:49,680
to.
Be.

1664
01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:50,720
He said it right at the
beginning.

1665
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:51,920
He said that right at the
beginning.

1666
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:53,520
OK, Yeah.
OK, that was uncle.

1667
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:55,520
Uncle is one of the words that I
get that.

1668
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:57,680
Yeah, I'm not going to, I'm not
going to say the whole term.

1669
01:14:57,680 --> 01:15:01,240
But what he just did was.
I know a couple people named Tom

1670
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:03,440
so.
I don't know why he was.

1671
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:06,760
He's so anti black, being black.
That must be really weird in

1672
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:09,040
Harlem.
Must be hard.

1673
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:11,320
Yeah, that'd be hard to survive.
What's?

1674
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:13,840
Going to this church.
Not I was going to say who's

1675
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:16,800
going to if your church is in
Harlem, a predominantly white

1676
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:21,240
neighborhood, or Barrow as it
were, but who's going to that to

1677
01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:24,480
listen to you talk like that?
Honestly, I want to get him on

1678
01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:25,920
the show.
You.

1679
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:27,440
I like to have him.
On Bring him on the Show I.

1680
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:29,680
Think it'd be great I talk too.
Damn it, now I do too.

1681
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:32,560
Holy.
Shit, he's clearly he's, I mean,

1682
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:34,160
he's clearly got a setup going
on here.

1683
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,760
Like, I mean, he's got a
microphone and he's streaming.

1684
01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:39,800
It's giving Clayton's big,
Clayton big.

1685
01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:43,120
I'll reach out to his people,
see if I can get him on.

1686
01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:45,400
Tell me why the black man hates
black people.

1687
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:46,560
Oh.
That'd be so funny.

1688
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:48,960
All right, so what's your next
video here?

1689
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:52,480
Stroke?
Family Guy episode, A lot of

1690
01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:54,600
these you may have seen, but you
know, I still think it's

1691
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:56,200
hilarious.
It's to the sheep.

1692
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:58,040
Oh.
Yeah, it's a.

1693
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,800
Sheep cheer my ass, bitch.
Yeah, make me naked.

1694
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:05,240
Make me a naked fucking skin
sheep.

1695
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,960
Run that thing all over my ass.
Fuck yeah OK, I'm not doing

1696
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:10,640
this.
Come on dude, what's your?

1697
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:11,640
Problem.
I'm not going to do it.

1698
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:12,640
You're freaking me out.
You.

1699
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,040
Can't stop.
You're like halfway done.

1700
01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:15,600
I don't care.
You can't leave me halfway,

1701
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:17,120
sheared Sean.
Halfway Sean.

1702
01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:18,880
You can't do that.
Come on dude, don't be a douche.

1703
01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:21,920
OK, fine, but I swear to.
God, you keep doing it.

1704
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:23,600
I promise.
Relax.

1705
01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:25,360
It's all good now.
It's all good, all right.

1706
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,400
Oh, fuck.
Oh my God.

1707
01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:30,920
Fuck.
Yeah.

1708
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:35,600
Fucking sheer me the fuck up.
Oh yeah, I'm so fucking hard

1709
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:36,400
right now.
Shit.

1710
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:40,280
Fucking cotton boner.
Oh my God.

1711
01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:43,720
Me with that thing fucking
fucking sheer, my asshole, sheer

1712
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:46,360
around my fucking asshole.
Shove that fucking thing up my

1713
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:47,640
ass.
Stick it up my ass with me.

1714
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:50,680
Stick me up the ass with it.
Cheer me up the ass, dude.

1715
01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:53,560
I'm done.
What the fuck?

1716
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:55,040
You're not right in the head.
I'm done.

1717
01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:56,960
You jerk, I thought we were
friends.

1718
01:16:57,240 --> 01:17:01,480
I don't remember this episode.
This must be from like like like

1719
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:04,440
way way past when I stopped
watching.

1720
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,840
Holy crap, what?
The I've seen it.

1721
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:09,520
Wow, You've seen that episode?
I've seen it.

1722
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:12,160
Yes, I have.
I have only witnessed that in my

1723
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:15,160
feed, I've never watched it on
TVI mean I know it'd be blurred

1724
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:18,040
out and beeped but it was weird.
So here's the thing, like I'll

1725
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:20,720
say crazy shit to my wife and I
know she's like thinking why the

1726
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:22,320
fuck would you ever say
something like that?

1727
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:25,120
But at least I'm not like
where's your head when you come

1728
01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:27,080
up with something like that?
I don't.

1729
01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:29,760
I would never in my life would
have thought to to make the

1730
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:32,280
sheep like be getting off on
getting shaved like they're

1731
01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:35,640
shorn as as they corrected them
and then having like shove the

1732
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:38,840
fuck, shove that thing on my.
Eye, I actually probably think I

1733
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:42,120
could have helped write that.
I think if somebody would have

1734
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:44,040
sparked, would have triggered
the idea.

1735
01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:46,200
I don't think I ever would have
came up with the idea.

1736
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:47,720
But if some, if you would have
been like stroke, if you'd have

1737
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:49,920
been like, dude, I got an idea.
We can we have a sheep getting

1738
01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:51,760
shaved and the sheep's getting
off on getting shaved.

1739
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:53,480
And then I'd be like, Oh my God,
that's brilliant.

1740
01:17:53,480 --> 01:17:56,160
And then we just go back and
forth and come up with a million

1741
01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:59,640
different things for it to say.
Why don't we have an animated

1742
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:00,800
cartoon?
I think we would.

1743
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:04,800
Oh, we'd be the best cartoon.
Marketing idea #7.

1744
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:08,640
Yeah, we would have the best.
We would be the best cartoons.

1745
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:13,320
All right, Jen, so it's your
turn, right?

1746
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:19,960
Here we go.
You can't get out.

1747
01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:22,680
Oh my God.
Don't run a nose.

1748
01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:28,520
There's a kid in a mirror maze
which you should always keep

1749
01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:31,520
your hands in front at all times
because I've made that mistake.

1750
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:34,320
Holy shit, that was fucking
great.

1751
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:37,560
That kid went full force right
into that window and fell right

1752
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:40,280
down.
You guys, you got to be, you see

1753
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:42,120
it, man, You're missing out.
You can't get out.

1754
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:50,760
Oh Jesus, now because I'm
because I've openly admitted

1755
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:52,760
that I love my kid and hate
every other kid on earth.

1756
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:54,440
I don't mind watching kids get
hurt.

1757
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:55,400
I.
Think it's just terrible.

1758
01:18:55,720 --> 01:18:59,120
That shit was funny as hell.
Little kids getting hurt, I hate

1759
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:01,160
to say it, Little kids getting
hurt is funny.

1760
01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:03,080
Old people falling down, it's
kind of funny.

1761
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:06,000
People, you know, people getting
splashed by a car driving by,

1762
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:07,160
you know, other people's
misfortune.

1763
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:10,280
It usually it's, I hate to be a
Dick, but it's kind of funny if

1764
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:13,040
I enjoy in it.
Yeah, that was hilarious.

1765
01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:19,480
What the fuck is that?
And we'd lost Jen just as she

1766
01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:22,640
was playing her Kiki car crash,
it looked like.

1767
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:26,000
Yeah, this is.
Because I remember that being an

1768
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:30,280
online trend, People would walk
next to their cars.

1769
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:34,120
Oh yeah, I remember.
That and it was so fucking

1770
01:19:34,120 --> 01:19:36,040
stupid.
The car would be driving and

1771
01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,320
then people would just get out
of their car and start fucking

1772
01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:40,680
dancing.
Yeah, it's so weird.

1773
01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:43,800
Some people got run over by
their own cars doing it, into

1774
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:46,080
which case I say.
Good.

1775
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:48,640
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You deserve it.

1776
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:50,960
Well, we'll never know.
We'll never know what that video

1777
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:54,200
was supposed to be because Jen
is gone forever.

1778
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,080
Well, I'll get the psychic.
I'll go find her.

1779
01:19:58,440 --> 01:20:01,040
Because yes please, I will use
the psychic to find where where

1780
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:03,560
Jenna went.
Well.

1781
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:07,800
Well, I will say this.
I'm glad Ian is back from his

1782
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,920
pegging convention.
We appreciate.

1783
01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:12,080
We appreciate you coming back
and joining the show you.

1784
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:14,400
Were missed.
I can only stay away for so

1785
01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:16,720
long.
My asshole was killing me.

1786
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:21,080
Thanks for playing along anyway.
So don't forget you guys to

1787
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:23,840
subscribe on Spotify, subscribe
on Patreon, join the show,

1788
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:25,040
support the show.
Oh Jen, let's.

1789
01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:28,680
Push back.
My son unplugged the Wi-Fi.

1790
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:34,280
Damn kids did you get?
To see my video, at least no, 2

1791
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:36,080
seconds of it and then you're
gone for damn it.

1792
01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:37,840
You want to see it?
Sure.

1793
01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:39,480
Yeah.
I mean, if you if you have it, I

1794
01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:40,520
do.
I do have it.

1795
01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:43,840
I've got nowhere to be.
Little fucker.

1796
01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:49,160
Damn, kids, that's so funny.
Just as it was playing with this

1797
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:51,160
God and was like, damn, I guess
we're never going to know what

1798
01:20:51,160 --> 01:20:52,040
happened.
All right, here we go.

1799
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:57,680
Here we go.
This car's not even moving.

1800
01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:01,360
Oh my.
God, Oh my God.

1801
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:04,200
That was not what I was
expecting.

1802
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:05,360
There's a couple things I want
to bring up.

1803
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:12,640
That person is a racist because
that car hit that person on

1804
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:14,480
purpose.
How did you not see him?

1805
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:17,800
It was a white car.
It was a white car.

1806
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:19,720
I didn't see that.
That's why I thought you.

1807
01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:24,280
Was going to say, if you notice
like the car's not moving, he's

1808
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:27,720
just in the middle of the road.
So and he, he, he was in the

1809
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:32,280
street for quite a while, so the
driver would have had time to

1810
01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:34,440
react.
That's the big leap.

1811
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:36,560
But he also runs.
Towards the car.

1812
01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:37,640
Play it again.
Play it again.

1813
01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:40,040
Make this tell me this
motherfucker ain't racist.

1814
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:43,480
See.
Saw him get out dancing for Are

1815
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:47,480
you Riding 7 seconds?
Maybe that must.

1816
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:50,480
Go into the Harlem preacher.
Oh my.

1817
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:55,040
God, I know 7 seconds.
Oh my God.

1818
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,960
Just saying call it like I say
it.

1819
01:21:58,360 --> 01:22:00,000
Oh my God.
Can you can?

1820
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,880
What if a person was black?
Still racist?

1821
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:03,120
Because that's black on black
crime.

1822
01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:07,840
But it's not racist anymore.
I mean, well, Harlem.

1823
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:09,040
Preacher's racist.
What was that?

1824
01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:11,720
What was that that term that I
was trying not to use earlier

1825
01:22:11,720 --> 01:22:13,400
that the that the preacher?
Yeah, that.

1826
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:16,240
Uncle Tom.
Why you can't?

1827
01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:17,800
Why is that?
I probably can't say that is

1828
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:19,080
that.
AI don't know what I can't.

1829
01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:20,840
I can't say I ain't trying to
get cancelled up in this

1830
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:22,120
motherfucker.
Let me just ask.

1831
01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:27,400
Thank you.
There we go.

1832
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:31,400
I just had to leave them with
that.

1833
01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:33,000
Thank you.
Thanks.

1834
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:37,720
For going to the black preacher.
You should put the black

1835
01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:44,400
preacher to that music.
That's so fucked up.

1836
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:48,520
We already said our goodbyes
while we were.

1837
01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:51,560
Waiting on that's it.
So everybody, thanks for tuning

1838
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:52,120
in.
Bye.

1839
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:55,320
Bye.
Hey this was really fun.

1840
01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:57,760
We hope you liked it too.
You know, we've had a lot of

1841
01:22:57,760 --> 01:23:00,560
laughs tonight.
Seems like we've just begun when

1842
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:03,880
suddenly we're through but.
I'll tell you what, you're not

1843
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,000
funny.
Bye.

1844
01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:08,680
Goodbye, good friends, goodbye.
Kevin Strippers.

1845
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:13,920
Because now it's time to go.
Strippers are people too, naked

1846
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:16,000
people who may be willing to
pleasure you for a price.

1847
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:18,000
You negotiate later, behind the
curtain at a VIP room.

1848
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:21,400
We'll see you very soon.
I'm shy.

1849
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,200
Just no need to kill him.
Very soon.

1850
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:25,200
I know because.
Most of them are already dead

1851
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:27,480
inside.
Goodbye, goodbye.