The Gang Makes Christmas Worse | Ep 57
Confessions hit a new low. Or high. Depends how you feel about cousin-throatf*cking, blowjob-based food psychics, and judging your self-worth by your dog’s penis. Ian drops a top 10 Christmas movie list that isn’t as terrible as every other list he’s given us. Mikey shares a full Trans-Siberian Orchestra-style Strokeified Christmas song called “Christmas With The Dammits”. Jenn makes us guess if elves are getting boned. And somewhere in the background, Stroke’s kid falls down the stairs mid-show. Happy Holidays, degenerates.
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Stuffed Peas and Pizza Piss Rants
Rear Naked Choke at Home Depot
Confessions Include: Doggy dick envy, mailbox robbery, cousin rimjobs, and a literal blowjob food psychic.
Ding-Dong Ditch Assault
Jen’s “Smut or What” goes full Christmas porn
Ian’s Christmas Movie List starts chill... and then he puts Batman Returns on it.
Someone tries to murder their grandma, the gun jams, and now they live together. That's the confession.
Jenn admits to elbowing Kyle in his sleep. Stroke admits to pissing in a bottle mid-podcast.
Black Santa Promo reaches “going out of business” levels of urgency.
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Christmas with the Dammits
Not That Damn Show
Strokeified Christmas song
Christmas confessions
top 10 Christmas movies
Black Santa promo
Blowjob psychic
dog dick confession
Smut or What segment
Florida Man umbrella choke
rear naked choke Home Depot
confession cousin sex
elf porn
milk and cookies Santa porn
dog penis confession
Dutch Brothers coupons theft
Black Santa Patreon
Ian top 10 list
Die Hard Christmas movie
Christmas Vacation top movie
ASMR gift wrapping
Stroke Santa suit
cousin rimjob
Stevie Wonder fake blind
elves on a shelf porn
piss bottle podcast
mailbox coupon theft
grandma shotgun jam
Placerville cousin dreams
Black Santa merch
puss in a box
Mikey podcast daughter fall
paid firefighter assault
cops fucking prostitutes
fire hazard cookies
Home Alone movie
Bad Santa movie
Stroke humps elf
confessions about Ian
weird listener confessions
Christmas-themed Smutter What
Patreon Black Santa promo
NTDS merch hat
AI Santa porn
board games confessions
milk and nog jokes
Mikey podcast confessions
weirdest podcast episode ever
Not That Damn Show Episode 57