The Gang is Giving Away a Hooker | Ep 74 (Audio Only)

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Yo turn it up, crack the volume.
To 10.

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Guess what's for the crew who
won't bow again?

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The hosts are united, ready to
go.

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They tried to kill it, but we're
not that damn show.

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Fuck it, we're back.
Louder than you'll know.

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Corporate radio can kiss our
ass.

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They fired us, tried to make us
bold, but we're not that damn

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show.
Still wrong?

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Cutting bold.
Welcome back to another mind

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blowing episode of America's
loudest podcast.

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We are not that damn show.
We are all here.

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And I do want to start the show
off with by saying that next

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week, starting of the next week
episode, you need to be

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listening for a certain key
phrase, like a phrase, code word

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in order for you to win the
steak in a blowjob from not

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that.
Damn.

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Well the steak from not that.
You better stop that.

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Sorry, I keep it's it's the
steak in a blowjob day.

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Is the is the the holiday we're
celebrating that nobody

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celebrates as much as they
should.

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I feel like it doesn't get the
recognition that it deserves.

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And I think the whole show
agrees.

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So we're making it a bigger deal
than it needs to be.

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And we're going to give you guys
gift cards to go get yourself a

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steak.
You can worry about the low job

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and figure that out yourself,
but you have to be listening for

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a phrase.
So and we'll tell you when the

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phrase comes out, we're going to
say that's the phrase.

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And you have to take that
phrase.

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And then you go over to Facebook
and then you put the phrase in

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the Facebook page and we'll give
you all the details as it comes

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down.
But that's pretty much what it

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is.
And you have to be, you have to

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like our Facebook page in order
to win.

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If you don't like the page, you
can't win the phrase.

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The phrase that pays, you don't
get the win.

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The phrase the.
Phrase that pays.

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I love it.
Yeah.

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I so I learned about that
because that, I mean, it falls

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on my birthday, but that's just,
you know, it's my birthday.

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But I Googled that one time and
I realized how awesome that was.

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That's great.
And I'm like, the world needs to

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celebrate this day.
It does.

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I don't think it's very common.
I don't think everybody knows

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about.
It we are we've been spreading

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the word about steak and BJ day
for well, at least stroke and I

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have for at least like 13 years.
And then once we got this once

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was not that not there was that
damn show.

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Then we'd every year it's like,
listen, we're going to make this

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a bigger thing and we're just
trying to continue that mission.

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Yeah, so that's, that's what
we're going to do here.

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So make sure you're listening
next week, your couple chances

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to win.
So you just got to listen for

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the phrase and we'll tell you
what to do and everything like

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that.
But you just make sure you're

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liking the page and you listen
for the phrase.

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The phrase can be really
anything.

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It might be weird.
You might be a grown adult

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typing something super weird on
Facebook and your name attached

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to it.
And that's your life now.

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That is what it is.
It's who you are as a as a

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person.
The phrases yet but I can't wait

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I.
Don't know what the phrases I I

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I have an idea of what those
phrases are going to be, but I

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really want them to just be
really funny and random and so

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that like.
Like my meat stick?

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Yeah, yeah, like meat stick.
Pagan stick.

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Yeah, yeah, I want, I want.
But The thing is, is we also

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have to say that phrase.
One of us on the show has to say

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the phrase.
So if it's like I want strokes,

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meat stick, it has to be Ian who
says it.

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It can't be me or Jen.
Yeah, it has to be something

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like that.
Don't.

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Want him to say that?
All right, anyway, don't forget

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too, this is your last or Yeah.
Well, is it this week?

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Yeah, this week is your last
week to to get the shirt of the

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month, the one that for February
that says true love doesn't

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knock.
And you know, I've seen people

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post, I've seen people posting
these shirts online.

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Have you guys been seeing them?
They're putting them in a group.

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They're putting them on Patreon,
Everything, everybody's.

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Getting their shirts.
So what's our March shirt going

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to be?
Do you know or?

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I don't know yet.
I think we've thrown out some

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ideas, but we haven't really
locked it in quite yet.

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I don't know.
Well, maybe it's a steak and a

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blowjob shirt.
Who knows?

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I mean.
That's beautiful.

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I mean, it might be, it may,
maybe that's what it is.

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Maybe it's a steak and a blowjob
shirt and the winners get the

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the steak and we throw in the
shirt too for the winners they

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get.
The shirts, damn it, why did we

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you know, I tried to reach out
to the damn most of the the

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brothel and out there near.
Vegas.

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Oh yeah.
We could have actually sent

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somebody with a steak and got
yourself blown.

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It's funny you mention that
right with.

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Blown.
Well, we literally have a

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segment later, I know a segment
later this of this show, I'm

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going to be reading Yelp reviews
from the Bunny Ranch.

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Oh, perfect, I can't wait for
that.

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That's going to be a lot of fun.
We do have a lot to get through

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on this episode, so let's just
move on and get into random

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facts.
You're going to learn today.

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You're going to learn something.
Yay, learning random facts.

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This is where we make you the
smartest person ever, at least

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amongst your friends.
Or maybe not.

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Maybe it's not smart at all.
Maybe these facts make you

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Dumber, which is possible as
well.

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Ian, you want to go first?
Sure, why not?

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I know I y'all know me, I'd like
there's one thing I'm afraid of

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and it's snakes and I'm, I've
always been like I don't know

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which ones are poisonous and
which aren't.

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But there are only four types of
venomous snakes in the United

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States.
Rattlesnakes, copperheads,

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cottonmouths, and coral snakes.
But yeah, fuck them all.

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I don't give a shit.
I don't care if they're venomous

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or not because I don't have
time.

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All I see is a snake.
I don't have time to figure out

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which one's filled with kill me
before my next heartbeat poison.

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I got another.
Google it, take a picture of it,

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upload it, take a chance.
Which one?

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Which one is it No that kill
more?

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I don't like snakes either.
Oh, you know there's a great

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story behind this, Ian.
Mike could help me remember

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parts of the details, but the
first radio station I ever

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worked for, our afternoon guy,
they were, I think they were

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cleaning out like a swamp next
to it.

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And so they had all these, all
these snakes like moccasin

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started coming over and somebody
in the office called the

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Sheriff's Department, which Ida
went out and just killed it, you

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know, right.
So the Sheriff's Department come

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out and cut its head off.
And then he filmed it, put it on

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Facebook.
Oh, people got mad.

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Of course they would.
Can't kill a snake and put it on

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the Internet.
I mean, well, I will.

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I will.
Yeah, I don't give a shit.

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Fuck snakes, kill them all.
Next week I got 2 beta fish

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right here and they're going to
be in the bowl during the

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podcast and you can watch them
and see who you can bet on who's

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going to kill each other first.
Oh my.

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God, that's a good idea.
Who bet on who wins?

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Marking that idea #20.
Yeah, that's awesome.

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I love that idea.
I don't hate it.

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I think it's Jen.
Hates it.

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That's a good idea.
I'm all right with that.

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It's going to happen live during
the show.

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We're going to leave it on until
one of them dies.

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We're going to we're.
Going to broadcast God.

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Imagine this.
PETA already hates us anyway,

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so.
Nothing.

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I give a shit.
All right, I'll go.

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I'll do the next one.
Is this next one off for me?

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Is your pupils dilate when
you're sexually attracted to

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someone.
Did you know that?

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I feel like I've heard that
before.

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Well, but so like if you if like
your body basically exposes you

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immediately.
So if you're like you're, you're

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like, no, she's ugly.
Why your eyes so dilated then?

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Because I'm high, I.
Took drugs, yeah.

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Done.
It was the boner in my pants

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and.
I'm not trying to hurt.

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I'm on heroin.
Yeah, weird.

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Did you know that the band The
Ataris recently released a new

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single on vinyl that is illegal
in eight states because a

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portion of the lead singer's
dad's ashes is pressed into each

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one?
That's not.

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That's actually really.
Cool, I've actually I, I, I, I

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saw a long time ago you can have
your loved ones pressed into an

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album and I'm like, damn.
So it let let's say like, you're

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like, because me and my dad bond
over classic rock.

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Yeah.
Would if I was going to get his

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ashes pressed into a vinyl,
should I pick songs that he

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liked or songs that I liked?
Because it's like, how does this

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work?
Because they're his actually.

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But I but I'm making some
playlist here.

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Yeah, songs that remind you of
him.

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Yeah, OK, because I would
definitely do that.

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I think he's probably going to
be buried, but like, I would

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definitely make an album out of
it.

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That'd be dope.
I've told my kids to do that.

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I was like I said, that was like
put half of me in an album or

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each one.
You get a little album and then

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the rest of you can you can dump
me in the ocean and then in the

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the in top in Tahoe or something
or.

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The Taylor Swift concert, you
know, we know how you are, Yeah.

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Whenever you roll me up in a
joint and smoke me, I don't care

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what you do, but just put a
little bit of me in an album.

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Well, he doesn't know this, but
come up in the summer, we're

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going to do a segment called
spread my mom and it's going to

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be us, but and then we got ashes
and.

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Tourists, you're right, I did
not know this.

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Sick.
We did.

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We did talk about that.
Arnold Schwarzenegger never

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blinks during Terminator 2,
that's true.

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I never got that before.
I am sick.

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That's scary.
That's super super creepy and

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weird.
And pretty cool.

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And it's your turn out so I
almost cut you off.

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There is, You know how there's
like a patron St. for

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everything?
Yeah, there is a patron St. of

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Television.
It's Saint Claire of Assisi and

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the Pope made her the patron St.
of TV in 1958.

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For what?
Why?

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What's she doing?
Why not Oh.

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God, there's there's there's
probably going to be a that or a

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Saint of or patron St. of
podcasts.

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Podcasts.
That's how.

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That damn show shows.
Did you know that there are

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people who can't physically
picture images in their mind?

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That's weird.
What?

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And there's a it's called, how
can I say it's called

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Andphantasia?
What?

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Yeah, Athantasia.
That's how it is.

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Athantasia you can't see, so you
can't picture pictures.

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Weird.
I can literally see.

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I can right now.
I can imagine an ocean.

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I can be in an island.
Like whatever, Whatever I'm

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thinking of, I see.
I don't know.

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You know, last week we were
talking about like the inner

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monologue voice, OK, I was
talking to lunch lady.

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He doesn't have one.
What?

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Get out of here, I don't
believe.

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How does he think?
He doesn't have one.

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I said, what do you mean you
don't have one?

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I was like, that seems serial
killers to me.

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He's like, I there's nothing in
there.

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I'm like, what do you mean
there's?

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Nothing.
You're just now learning this

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about this manager that you've
been married to.

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It's like a whole new person.
It's weird.

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I was like, are you OK?
What does he do?

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I don't.
Know.

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Yeah, what I mean, I have
questions.

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Yeah, like what are you doing
when it's like silent?

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It's just silent.
There, silent, he said.

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It's just silence.
There's nothing.

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Great.
That's I don't, I can't.

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I can't even picture that.
It's apparently a thing.

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It's a thing.
It's OK.

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It is a thing because I've seen
other you know, I've read other

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people say, but I've never like
been close to something I.

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Know.
Mikey marked this spot just in

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case I need it for.
Court for the trial, yeah.

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All right, did you did you know
that China has mosquito sized

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micro drones?
I believe it.

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I mean, they have, they have
ninja robots.

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They're little.
Which tells me that birds aren't

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real.
They're not that whole thing

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that birds aren't real.
Conspiracy is got to be true.

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I never, I ain't never seen a
baby pigeon, never seen a baby.

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Pigeon that's.
That's literally charge outside.

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That's that's all the pandemic
was.

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It was to keep us inside while
they change the batteries.

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And they put, they put up those
5G towers everywhere.

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That's what they did during the
pandemic.

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That's I'm telling you.
Just don't even get me started.

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Well, this one is kind of a
recent poll, so I don't know if

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you'd call that necessarily a
fact, but we'll roll with it

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anyway.
When you get a phone call and

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you don't know the number, do
you answer it?

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Never.
Matter of fact, I got what?

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I am still in the silence thing.
If I don't know you, it ain't

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new?
Poll asked.

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If you're not in my, if you're
not in my contacts, you're

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going, you go straight to
voicemail.

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Yep.
Yeah, automatically like I.

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Don't know, they asked people.
How frequently do you answer the

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phone call when you don't know?
The #22% of people said no, 5%

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said always, 5%.
Who are you?

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I don't answer numbers I do
know.

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I don't even use my phone for a
phone.

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Like don't call me.
I don't know.

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That's not what I use that.
I literally will.

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I will get that my phone will go
off and it is my own mother and

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I'll immediately go to Messenger
and I'll be like what's up?

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What?
What?

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Do you want and it's never
anything important.

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It's hey, the HBO logged me out
again.

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I'm like, you should have it
written down, mother.

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I can vouch for Mikey.
I tried to call him recently and

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he did not answer.
So I called his wife.

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I called his wife.
Barely.

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Well, yes she did.
She called my wife.

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And I was right next and I was
like, is your husband right

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there?
To be fair, I did that last

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night because, like a bunch of
Stroke's friends were at the bar

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and they were like, yeah, we we
asked Stroke if he was going to

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come out and he kind of stopped
talking to us.

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So I messaged him 30 minutes
later.

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I just went straight to his
wife.

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I'm like hey where y'all at?
Yeah, I didn't even know Jen

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called me that day, so I don't.
I didn't.

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Sure you did.
Usually my usually my wrist will

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vibrate like because whatever,
but it's.

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Dirty.
My wrist.

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My.
Wrist is vibrating.

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All right, well, hopefully you
feel smarter and not Dumber from

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those random facts because we
are the smartest podcast on the

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radio.
At least for that 5 minutes,

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it's about to get a lot Dumber.
It's about to get a lot Dumber.

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So it's yeah, because we're
getting into floor to mail.

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Let's do that.
For the man loose and wild,

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breaking all the headlines
crocodiles down from the Keys to

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the Panhandle.
He don't quit living life loud

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with a wild misfit.
Florida man living on the edge.

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Everyday's logo he's got a a
legend in the make it.

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Say it if you can.
There ain't no one crazier than

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Florida Man.
What a great song.

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It's a great song.
By the way, that's our only

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song, but if you want to find it
on your Reels, it's available

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Instagram and Facebook for any
Florida store you want to share.

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Yeah.
All right, So a guy here in

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Florida's facing charges after
he tried to get revenge on his

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ex by smashing up her car, but
the car he attacked wasn't hers.

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I.
Feel like that's an important

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thing you should know?
Yeah, that's that's the first

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thing you should know.
How do you not know what your

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girlfriend?
Ex-girlfriend what?

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Kind of relationship do you guys
have?

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So he showed up at a grocery
store with a hammer last Friday

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and went to town on the Honda
SUV.

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He broke out a window, got
inside.

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Then he smashed up the radio
'cause he was playing 98 Rock

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and he ordered cops.
Valid.

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That's a good reason.
I'm OK with that.

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Now I'm just kidding.
Unless they want to hire us.

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I'll give this guy a pass for
one reason, because he didn't do

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it at her house in a grocery
store parking lot.

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There could be several different
cars that look like hers.

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And I don't know my girlfriend's
license plate number, so he

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might have just seen one that
was the same make and model.

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Well, Honey got in there and
been like OK, this is not hers.

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And then, well, some people.
I mean, yeah, once you get

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inside the car, you would think
you would know.

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Some people keep theirs like
like if, if you, if you saw the

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same make as my car's next to
mine, you know which one's mine

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because mine's a fucking trash
heap inside.

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Some people don't even don't
don't keep a scrap of paper or

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trash in their car.
It is crystal clean.

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You could eat off of it.
So I don't know, maybe she was

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one of those weirdos.
Well when the cops got there

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they had their footage Cam and
they were able to look and if

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you view it looks like he may
have been on something like

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drugs.
Gosh, I'm so shocked.

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That might have helped.
That might have helped him make

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the mistake he'll.
Fire.

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Me up, Yeah, He's facing
burglary charges, possession of

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burglary tools, a hammer.
That's not a burglary.

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Burglary tool.
A hammer.

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He used it to burgle, so yes, he
was.

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Burgling.
Such a weird way to say that

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burglar is accurate.
Burglar, Yeah.

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Is it really the?
Burgling.

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Burgling.
Yeah, Burger word.

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This dude over here burgling
everybody.

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Wow, I've never heard anybody
ever say it like that.

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So if you burglize.
If you burglize something like,

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I don't think.
That's a word.

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I think the word is burgled if
you burgled.

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Can you can you pass tense of
burgled, burgled, burgled or is

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it going to be burglized?
It's got a game called Burgled.

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Burgled.
They always say Amanda

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burglized, but I.
Think it's too close to burgled?

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Yeah, yeah, stroke.
You're right.

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They always say personally
burglarized.

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No one says burgled.
They should though, because it's

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way funnier.
And that's a correct word, the

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way to say it.
I don't think so.

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I don't believe yet.
OK.

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I mean, I can ask our sponsor.
Then ask our sponsor.

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Oh.
Jeez, sorry.

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Or just accept that I'm right
all the time.

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Can we just burgle something?
If he burgle something I would

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just be so confused.
What?

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What?
Burgled is not a word.

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It sounds burgled.
It says it sounds like what

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happens when your brain trips
over grammar that's is.

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That what we're always doing,
just tripping.

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Tripping over?
Yeah.

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Oh, wait, no, no, it is it, I'm
sorry.

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The correct word burgled or
burglarized it is.

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No, it's right.
I don't know.

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I guess maybe I spelled it wrong
that's why.

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You were tripping.
Over.

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He burgled it.
So the Brits, oh it's a Brit,

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but it's British because sorry,
as I was reading, it's Americans

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usually say burglarized, but the
Brits will say burgled.

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See that's.
What stroke just said sounds

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like worse like that.
Like when you when you're

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running for a for a foot for a
pass and you and you don't catch

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it, it's like I burgled it.
Sounds like you fucked something

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up.
Yeah, you fucked up.

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Yeah, yeah, it kind of does
sound like that.

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All right.
Gainesville, FL Oh, Ian can tell

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us all about this city.
He he worked once lived there.

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Yeah.
Guy was arrested on Thursday

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after police say he exposed
himself and masturbated outside

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a woman's window.
Oh my God, Can you imagine?

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00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,040
Sounds like Gainesville.
Wait, is that normal?

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00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,920
There's a guy outside my window
and he's jacking off.

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00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,440
According to the report, what's
weird is I'm on the second

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story.
Flapping his wings.

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He got a ladder just to come up
here and just jerk off.

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Oh, that would be even creepier.
You had to climb up there like

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you had.
That was your intention?

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00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,600
Yeah, you had to put a lot of
effort into it.

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A lot of.
Somewhere, at some time in

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history, somebody has climbed a
ladder and jerked off.

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All right, I'll ask our sponsor
Chad TPT while.

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You.
Oh my God, God.

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Oh, well, if you find that
answer, let me know.

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According to the report, the 28
year old man was appearing

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through the victim's window.
Oh yeah?

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Oh yeah.
Yeah.

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The victim told police the man
stayed there.

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No, no, he stayed there for 45
minutes.

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I mean he didn't even have a
quick nut.

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Good God.
That's a long time to be.

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Can you?
Please finish.

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00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,000
Can you finish?
I got.

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00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,360
Please call the police.
Arm hurts.

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According to Chat, our sponsor
chat DVT that multiple times

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this has happened.
It's not even rare, it's

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actually disturbingly common.
What?

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Jacket off on a ladder.
A man was literally caught

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00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,040
sitting next to a woman's
bedroom window masturbating

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after climbing up and and
cutting the screen to look

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inside.
No.

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On a ladder.
Not a ladder, it's a board game.

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Skeets and ladders.
You know people.

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Do it vlader baiting.
Really.

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Come Jats mad at me now and said
that this may violate their

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thing.
All right, sorry.

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00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,920
Leave her alone.
Jats pissed.

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00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,520
Well after 45 minutes the woman
still didn't call the police.

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00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,080
They said that she she
eventually went to her a vehicle

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just left, which I would have
been calling the police

439
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,160
immediately if there's a guy
jacking out left by my window

440
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shot him.
I mean, I was going to.

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00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,240
Say she could be, she could have
been into it.

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00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,360
I've seen those videos online.
I know there's not technically

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in your house, but it was not
real.

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00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,680
Like when can you just shoot
somebody for jacking off outside

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00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,760
your window?
Anytime I feel like.

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Anytime.
I.

447
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Agree.
Yeah.

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Half a minute like you.
Know yeah, and we have a lawyer

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00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,320
coming on at the end of the the
later part of the show like,

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00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,880
hey, can I shoot somebody for
jacking off outside my window?

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00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,120
I mean, probably not, but but
you should.

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You should.
Police say the victim walked to

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her car to leave the area.
Again, let's stress 45 minutes

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later.
And by the way, this guy's last

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name is Johnson.
That's just of.

456
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,000
Course extraordinary.
Wow.

457
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,080
She then left the apartment
complex and returned a short

458
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,520
time later.
She's like, what if you're still

459
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:51,040
jacking off?
The guy's really into me.

460
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,280
And then she's like, you know
what?

461
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,920
I think it's a good time to call
911.

462
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:59,160
I think it's like an hour That's
officers said they found the man

463
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:03,080
walking out of a shared entrance
of the complex and the victim

464
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,000
later, positively, it said
that's that.

465
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,800
That's the Jack off guy.
And before his post Miranda

466
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,320
rights, the man admitted to
exposing himself and shaking his

467
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:17,120
genitals at the victim.
So yeah, what was he shaking

468
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:17,680
them?
Or was he?

469
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,000
Is he shaking?
That's.

470
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,760
The difference?
Yeah, that's some aggressive

471
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,880
jerking off.
But in his defense, according to

472
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:28,440
what he told police, he was not
sexually motivated.

473
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,680
I don't know if you know how
jacking off works.

474
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,720
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Like, maybe he really wasn't

475
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,720
doing that.
Maybe he was just, you know, the

476
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,800
helicoptering.
Can't be just out there shaking

477
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:45,760
your Dick in a window.
What was his motivation?

478
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,960
Because if he wasn't sexually
motivated, what was his?

479
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:48,760
Did he tell them?
What?

480
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,360
He was motivated by.
For science.

481
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,920
I know.
He's got a career, they say of

482
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,320
being a an offender.
So a career.

483
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:02,320
That's how he's worded it says
career like he like he makes

484
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,200
money being the Jack off guy.
He's.

485
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:08,880
Like Jackass or whatever, you're
filming him privately.

486
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,760
That's what I'm saying.
He's this guy's just making

487
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,240
movies.
I told you it's real.

488
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,880
I mean, if he's jerking outside
your window, you want him hard,

489
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,280
you know what I mean?
Like won't you be?

490
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,360
No, I don't.
I don't want.

491
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:20,560
Him there at all?
I know this is just honestly I

492
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,600
would prefer if I don't.
Want you a little soft Dick if

493
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,320
you're watching me for 45
minutes.

494
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,520
I do I do I?
Want it to be soft?

495
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,760
I don't want any Dicks in my
window.

496
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,280
No, no thank.
You pop off a piece of my Dick.

497
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,360
That's a good one.
Just look at it.

498
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,880
Just oh God.
Weave them on.

499
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,080
That's even better.
I've gone stuff.

500
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:51,280
Fix the fuck?
A restaurant owner in North Palm

501
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,920
Beach is getting a lot of
backlash.

502
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,320
We talked about this recently on
one of the Florida news because

503
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,960
of how cold it's been with the
iguanas.

504
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,640
He has now put a topping that
you're going to order iguana

505
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,480
meat on the pizza.
So it's not like you're making

506
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,040
it.
Now.

507
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:11,000
This is a restaurant who is says
you can order it and he's got a

508
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,080
bunch of phone calls, people
wanting to try it.

509
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:16,480
But a lot of people are going,
they're mad.

510
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,520
Well, yeah, you're just taking
iguanas off the street and

511
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,280
killing them and beating.
Them, there's like a waste any

512
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,640
way around.
They really are.

513
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,680
They're just everywhere.
I mean, I get it.

514
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,040
I get that.
Like, they're everywhere.

515
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,640
It's not that big of a deal.
But like, so are cats.

516
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,840
And you don't just grab cats off
the street and start eating them

517
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,640
either.
Well, they do.

518
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:38,040
In Ohio, but that one.
Also, dammit dogs too.

519
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,680
No.
In Brandon, FL, deputies say a

520
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,120
door to door cells visit,
escalating to a violent

521
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,440
encounter when a homeowner
allegedly shot a salesman.

522
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,200
I get it.
I really get it.

523
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,120
People go door to door selling
still.

524
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,720
No, that's what I that was my
thing.

525
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,920
Like what?
Was he selling a Hoover vacuum?

526
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,840
What the fuck?
He was offering telephone

527
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:04,280
services like I don't need a
home phone, get out.

528
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,920
Of here.
That he sounds like he's a

529
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,240
serial killer.
I get so mad when I'm just like

530
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,600
walking in in Target and the
AT&T people stop me and they're

531
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,720
like, excuse me, Sir, how you
What kind of phones are you?

532
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,760
I'm good.
I'm good.

533
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,320
No, leave me alone.
You know what I tell them?

534
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,080
Oh, I work in radio.
I have an endorsement.

535
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,400
Oh yeah.
I was like, I don't pay for my

536
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,520
phone.
They're like, Oh my.

537
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:28,760
Phone.
Oh fancy.

538
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,760
Look at you.
Thinking of like, I know they're

539
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:36,440
not listening, but I had an
endorsement with an Internet

540
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,040
company that she'll remain
nameless.

541
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,960
I don't work there anymore and
they have not figured that out,

542
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,640
so they're still giving.
Me a discount.

543
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,200
Oh, I had that for years too.
Yeah, something like that too.

544
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,360
It was pretty cool.
It's pretty great, yes, Still I

545
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:53,000
got I got cable and Internet and
I'm like don't say it, don't say

546
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,600
anything.
Yeah, but it's great until they

547
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,920
get until they catch up with you
and they shut it off and you're

548
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,680
like.
Oh well, then I'll go back to

549
00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,880
18.
You just start paying it.

550
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:03,000
Yeah, well, whatever.
So the door to door salesman's

551
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,680
there and they're arguing and
then he shoots the guy several

552
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:06,960
times.
He's still alive.

553
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,480
But then police are called like
what?

554
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,560
What, what happened?
What?

555
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:15,040
What did you tell him to leave,
or you didn't leave or what are

556
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:19,440
you fighting about?
Some of those guys are pushy,

557
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,760
some are pushy.
I know, I know.

558
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,880
You tell them no and they're
like, well, what about what if

559
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,920
Ioffer you this or what if I do
that or whatever.

560
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,880
Let's go away, yeah?
What if I kill you?

561
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,080
Bang, Bang, bang.
And that's Florida.

562
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,720
Bang, Bang, bang.
Bang, Bang, bang.

563
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,680
Bang, bang, bang.
It's a great way to end that.

564
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,400
Thank you, Stroke.
Appreciate that.

565
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,000
There's always some interesting
stuff going on in Florida.

566
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,800
And yeah, as Ian said, we will
have our lawyer on in a little

567
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,640
bit here to answer some
questions for you guys and we

568
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:48,800
did.
What was the question we wanted

569
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,840
to ask him?
Can I shoot somebody jacking off

570
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,400
outside my window, Jen?
We write that down.

571
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,520
We have to ask him if.
We have that stand your ground

572
00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:01,160
thing here, but yeah, I'm not
sure.

573
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,440
I don't know if it applies to
somebody putting her Dick in

574
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,760
your window are.
They putting my Dick but I think

575
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,120
we can on my window.
Let's all agree that we I should

576
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,720
be able to.
If it's limp, you feel like, I

577
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,800
think it'd be kind of funny if
you smashed it up against the

578
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,720
window.
Yeah, yeah, you just pushed it.

579
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,920
What is that?
The old the old press noodle.

580
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:20,440
Yeah, clean cleaning the.
Window she's trying to clean.

581
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,040
The cleaning the window for you.
The old pressed noodle, like

582
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,200
that's something people do, you
know I.

583
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,200
Don't even know if that's a real
thing, but that's what I'm

584
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,960
calling it.
The old press noodle.

585
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,040
I love it.
That's black.

586
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,080
When you used to send her Dick
pictures and you used snail

587
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,640
mail, you know what I mean?
It's like it'll be there in

588
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,520
three days.
Now you just walk up to the

589
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,000
house and put your Dick on their
window and knock on it.

590
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,440
Faster so I can.
I feel like if you were going

591
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,640
to, if you were sending Dick
pics through the mail, it had to

592
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,680
be a Polaroid.
So you didn't have to go to like

593
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,880
Walmart or something and get it
developed so somebody else had

594
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,560
to see it.
Oh, I guarantee that some of

595
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,600
those old film developers saw
some sick back then.

596
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,720
If you're.
Perfect.

597
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,400
I'm taking pictures of my own.
Like, listen, I used, I used

598
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,680
portable, other people's
portable cameras and took

599
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,920
pictures of my junk and just,
and I have no idea what they did

600
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,640
with it because I, yeah, because
someone else's cameras.

601
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,400
At weddings.
Yeah, weddings at the like I saw

602
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,320
I did this at a bar because
somebody brought a bunch of

603
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,240
cameras to the bar and put them
on the table and I'm like, all

604
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,240
right, fuck it, I was gonna
take.

605
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,560
Nobody, my Dick.
God, next week marking that

606
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:25,680
never #25 see if we can pick out
Mikey's Dick for all the other

607
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,120
Dicks.
That's a terrible.

608
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:32,440
Idea we're not doing that that's
a bad idea what's actually a

609
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,480
really good idea is what's
coming up next is Ian's going to

610
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:39,880
read us some brothel Yelp
reviews is this is are you are

611
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,000
these from any specific brothel
or just.

612
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:47,360
This is from the Bunny Ranch.
All of the yeah, in Nevada I've

613
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:51,600
got, I've got 4-1 star reviews
and 1 five star reviews because

614
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,160
I wanted to see it like the one
star reviews.

615
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,240
Like let's see what these people
are bitching about.

616
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:59,000
But how do you go to a brothel
and then decide that was?

617
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,240
I need to let the whole world
know that I went, and not only

618
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,400
that I went, but I had an awful
experience.

619
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,520
That's hilarious.
So I think.

620
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,680
I think we should probably have
a little like maybe play some

621
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,080
some of the some porn music.
Go for it.

622
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,440
Print Oh, we'll do the
Craigslist music.

623
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,320
That's fine.
All right.

624
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:23,520
This is from Brent on July 18th,
2025.

625
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,960
That's a white guy if I've ever
heard a name.

626
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:26,760
The name.
Brent.

627
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,920
Oh yeah, right, Brent.
Brent in Reno?

628
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,160
Are fans up in Reno?
I've come to this establishment

629
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,880
over the years.
The quality has gone down

630
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:39,080
tremendously.
I booked with Stacey Tyler

631
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,360
because I like what she posts
her on her Twitter but her

632
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:46,720
photos are highly edited.
Our time together was rushed and

633
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,600
she wasn't as she just wasn't as
fit as her pictures.

634
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,480
Very nice in person but it feels
like a switch and bait.

635
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,720
I think he means bait and
switch.

636
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,160
She's a SO he's not an idiot.
It's in bait.

637
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,240
Oh my God.
She lures you in with her edited

638
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,720
pics.
Also Cowgirl Austin is a photo

639
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,760
editor because she looked.
Night and day difference.

640
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,480
This guy sucks at the English
language.

641
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,400
Cami is using pictures from 10
years ago so I recommend doing a

642
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,400
lineup.
Gentlemen.

643
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,720
When I booked my appointment I
felt like I had to commit

644
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,040
because I have been rejected my
whole life.

645
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,200
Very hard day for me.
Trust me.

646
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,120
Do the lineup.
So you can do it.

647
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,240
So you can go in there and they
can line them up for you and

648
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,800
just pick the ones you like.
Which is that?

649
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,440
What I'm saying?
I know, look, I know that this

650
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,280
is an establishment where you go
and pick out a woman and for

651
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,040
money, but doesn't having a
lineup feel a bit degrading

652
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,000
where you have to be like you,
The rest of you get the fuck

653
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,760
out.
What are you doing is.

654
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,080
That her that's.
Her founder.

655
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,560
This is not a full it's not a
nude photo, but it does look

656
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,640
very edited.
Listen, I would I would have to

657
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,480
have the light up.
I'm not trusting any of these

658
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,960
pictures online.
I wonder what AI can do get out

659
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,480
of here.
I know a lot of girls who do

660
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,360
that too.
They don't look anything like

661
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,680
their pictures.
You know we're going to do.

662
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,320
That kick my whore?
No, no, not, not.

663
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:06,600
Not that we're going to brothel,
but that.

664
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,200
Like.
Catfish, No, no, but like

665
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,160
catfish I, I know women in real
life were like, oh, that's not

666
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,920
your face.
That is not your face.

667
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,320
Yeah, I don't know how I'd pick
up my whore, though.

668
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,800
I mean, maybe I'd.
I'd have to have a little

669
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,800
conversation, I think.
I know that's like reading the

670
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,560
articles.
But I want to say, yeah, what is

671
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,520
that?
You look, you look hot, but I

672
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,880
want to hear like you be a
little bit nasty and then I'm

673
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,680
like, OK.
You got to hear your voice too,

674
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,360
because you can't be like, she
can't be hot and then walk up to

675
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,560
you and be like, hey, how you're
doing?

676
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,640
I don't want any of that.
If you wanted, if you wanted to

677
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:42,520
do your research, I guarantee
90% minimum of these women have

678
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,040
only fans.
So just go to the room and then

679
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,120
look into it and be like, OK,
she sounds like this when she

680
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,920
moans, All right, this is what
her voice sounds like.

681
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,360
All right, cool.
Anyway, some people just hit the

682
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,000
lottery, just playing with their
pussy all day.

683
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,200
Just.
I know.

684
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,360
So mad.
I wish I was a hot chick I.

685
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,480
Know like dudes jacking off the
Internet just.

686
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,320
All day I wouldn't care.
Whatever.

687
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,560
This one's from James in
Portland.

688
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,640
Good looking girls, but be
prepared to spend way more money

689
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:16,440
than you're expecting.
I was quoted that $1000 would

690
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:20,400
have only gotten me 15 minutes.
Do the math and that's $4000 an

691
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,480
hour.
No, thank you.

692
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,480
God.
Wow.

693
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,080
Is that the?
I would have no way of knowing

694
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,920
if that's true, but.
From some of these other reviews

695
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,720
that I'm going to get to, I
think that you can negotiate a

696
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,680
price with the woman.
Oh, OK.

697
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,640
So I think they set their own
rates, at least from the reviews

698
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,720
that I'm about to read.
So, you know, form your own

699
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,640
opinion.
I don't know.

700
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,440
He must be real ugly.
You're probably right.

701
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,280
They probably pay like a house
fee or whatever it is to be

702
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,720
there and then then the rate
and.

703
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,240
A room rental fee probably, but
I'm they probably just they can

704
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:58,440
negotiate like like this one.
Who would pay $4000 for ABJ or?

705
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,320
Never.
I don't care how hot she was.

706
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:05,520
Even with more money than cents
and lonely losers like this,

707
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:09,280
review right here from Joe.
Exactly as multiple other guys

708
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,360
on here have already said.
Negotiated 90 minutes with

709
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,880
Mercedes.
She wanted thousands.

710
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:19,760
We settled at 600.
Got 15 minutes of starfish sex

711
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,280
before she said time was up and
finished things quickly with a

712
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,800
bad handy.
She got super pissy when I

713
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:31,800
pointed out that 15 minutes is
only 1/6 of 90 minutes and even

714
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,360
had the gall to demand I tip her
beyond what was already

715
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,880
negotiated at the end.
Mercedes is a bad person and a

716
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,160
downright scam artist.
She's a bet.

717
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,040
You're a bad person, Mercedes.
Listen, you're a bad she.

718
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,160
Fucks for money, all right.
Her moral compass doesn't

719
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:50,040
exactly point north.
I don't think, Yeah, they're

720
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,440
part of the BBB, you know what I
mean?

721
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,720
I'm pretty sure it's a whore
brothel.

722
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,120
What is starfish sex though I'm
assuming?

723
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,120
Just lay.
Yeah, just lays there like a

724
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,480
dead mattress.
Pillow, Princess Pillow.

725
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,040
Princess.
Yeah.

726
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,600
You can do nothing and then
that's it.

727
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,600
Yeah.
That sounds if she wanted

728
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,520
thousands and settled on $600.00
she ain't got to be happy about

729
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,040
it.
Not to mention either she

730
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:17,160
already was set like has a
minimum amount and she she just

731
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,960
started high to see where she
could how much she could get and

732
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:23,040
then you think she settled?
No, she knew she was getting

733
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,240
that.
Yeah, probably.

734
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,520
And 15 minutes, I'm like, bro,
for thousands you'd have got

735
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,400
that 90 minutes.
You got to you got to understand

736
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:35,400
$600.00 for these ladies ain't
it's a lot for me.

737
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:39,080
I would never spend $600.00 for
Hell no would.

738
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,480
Never spend money, I guess made
$40 to go pick up a whore or

739
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,360
just woefully, if I was, you
know, that kind of guy.

740
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,920
I mean, you know, it's true.
You could.

741
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,120
I mean, you're not wrong.
Jane could go and get Dick for

742
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,400
free if you were single.
Yeah, it's.

743
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,720
Just a fact.
That is a fact.

744
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,440
It is a fact.
These guys just throw Dick at

745
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,160
you.
This one's from a.

746
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,080
This is another Reno customer,
all right.

747
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,159
I mean, I, I mean, Reno's in
Nevada, so it's probably not

748
00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:12,760
that long of a drive.
To down to Vegas, it's a pretty

749
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,040
far drive or Vegas area, it's a
pretty far drive.

750
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,840
But either way, we appreciate
you, Reno.

751
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,520
I am a frequent customer of
Dennis Hof Ranches.

752
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,480
I just have to write this.
I was at the Kit Kat Ranch

753
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,719
August 2018 with a very nice
young lady.

754
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,360
I paid for an hour, $800.
The bell rang, time was up.

755
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:37,159
It lasted 10 minutes longer.
Who cares when coming out of the

756
00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:40,880
bar by when coming out of the
bar the Madam slash supervisor

757
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:45,360
yelled at the lady at the top of
her lungs in front of me because

758
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,800
of that extra 10 minutes.
I was very embarrassed for her.

759
00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:52,199
She berated her in front of the
customer me.

760
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,920
She was treated like by her
manager.

761
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,320
I had to leave because I would I
was I would have spoke up and

762
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,480
gotten unwanted attention.
I've seen this before at the

763
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,160
Love Ranch.
I can't keep going there when I

764
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,920
see these women are treated so
badly by the madam's.

765
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,520
There are some very wonderful
women at these brothels.

766
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,280
It's really surprising, but
Dennis Hoff needs to treat them

767
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,160
better.
I hate seeing people being

768
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,480
abused in any way.
Bro you just paid for a hooker.

769
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:22,800
Well, Dennis Hoff is dead.
Yeah, I got into a fight with

770
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:28,800
Dennis Hoff, but that's a long.
Story What True story?

771
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,360
True story.
It is a true story.

772
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,480
Well, they reached out to me and
they wanted to do some kind of

773
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,240
radio thing on in here in
Florida.

774
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,640
And then we were giving away
something with hookers and then

775
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:41,360
the show that we replaced, it
was somehow got in their ear.

776
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,080
And then he would become a Dick
head and it was just such a

777
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,560
fight.
But when I called.

778
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,640
Him, he was going to give away a
hooker like a night with a

779
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:51,720
hooker.
Yeah, wow.

780
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,360
Yeah.
We can still get passes.

781
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,160
Do we still do that?
No.

782
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,960
Wait, wait.
Wait, why?

783
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:04,080
Why are you against this, Jen?
Because it's that I know we

784
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,040
can't, we can't do that.
If she can, he agrees.

785
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:12,560
These are consenting adults.
Wow, that scene you have to

786
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,480
watch.
Yourself.

787
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:18,560
I I don't know if I want our
name slapped on a on a hooker

788
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,080
sale.
I'm with Jen on that one.

789
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,120
It's a funny idea.
I think it's funny, but I also

790
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,920
don't want to.
I also don't want to pay for it.

791
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,560
Absolutely I do.
It ain't.

792
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,560
I'm not the one going to bang a
hooker.

793
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,840
Here, here, here.
I will.

794
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,800
I will throw this out.
I'll pitch this out to you guys.

795
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:34,120
You find the sponsor who's going
to pay for it and slap their

796
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,760
name on it as well, and we'll do
it because if not, we have to

797
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,160
pay for it and we don't have the
money.

798
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:42,160
Astro fly this weekend we.
Wouldn't need a sponsor to do

799
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:42,840
it.
We would just have.

800
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,160
We just have the the the the the
establishment comp it.

801
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:50,280
Oh wow, you guys leave comments
and everyone leave comments and

802
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,600
tell me if they're wrong and
that we should we should give

803
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,440
away try to give away a hooker.
I am not a hunt, I am saying

804
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,560
that if we have to pay for it,
I'm not in.

805
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,120
No, we don't pay for it.
We don't pay to give if they're

806
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:04,800
giving us the gift certificate.
Promo side of things I might

807
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,560
consider it.
No, they give us the gift

808
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,120
certificate.
You get like a love card.

809
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,200
Yeah, fuck.
Exactly.

810
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,520
So if we don't, if we can do
this without having to spend any

811
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,040
of our money, you're saying
you're down?

812
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,600
I'm saying I'd consider it.
No.

813
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,560
That's what I'm saying.
If you but you got to, you got

814
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:26,240
to get them to it to commit.
I'm not doing all that, so I'm

815
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:27,120
not.
Reaching out to them.

816
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,800
I guess I have a whole week to
work on this, but Jen's going to

817
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,760
be mad at me.
Who cares what Jen thinks?

818
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,280
You don't understand what my boy
is.

819
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,360
You know what?
We're not like you get a keeper,

820
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,800
you're just using her.
It's not five years keepers, No,

821
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,320
I don't.
Know it just doesn't feel right

822
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,720
to me it's.
Just improved, yeah.

823
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,280
It's not a prude, it's.
The world's oldest.

824
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,600
For Jen out of the show, Jen is
definitely not the prude.

825
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:00,320
Last episode we learned that.
Yeah, and Ian wasn't here.

826
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,200
That was one of our most up
episodes, I think, Jen.

827
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,560
Well, Jen, I'll have to just
convince you all week that

828
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,800
you're going to.
Have to convince me, hey?

829
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,960
I'm technically a scholar, I
will get research on why this is

830
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,840
healthy for a person let.
Me try to convince you, OK,

831
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:21,960
because Stroke and I once almost
gave away a foursome with three

832
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,040
porn stars.
Yeah.

833
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,840
We never actually got to do it,
but because the the the

834
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,760
promotion got pulled because
sponsors didn't like that, but

835
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:36,280
we got international attention.
So if you want to, if you want

836
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,800
that kind of attention that we
got, we have to go through with.

837
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,080
This the attention is good, but
if it brings if it brings

838
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:46,080
negativity to it and not money,
then the attention is not good.

839
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,520
In what way could this be spend
is negative?

840
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,480
Well, I mean, we making that
much money anyway, so we got to

841
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,240
lose.
Thank you.

842
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,680
Could it be considered though
across state lines like?

843
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,240
Could that be an issue like?
No, we just gave you a gift

844
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,280
card.
We give you a gift card like a

845
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,040
Visa gift card like you get you
have to make Christmas and it's

846
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,560
just a hooker card and you.
You don't even have to use it.

847
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,040
You could change your mind if
you want.

848
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,000
You'd be like, yeah, you know
what?

849
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,520
Maybe not.
Listen, I like I said, if you

850
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:19,440
give them to the get them to
donate it and all of that and we

851
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,520
can turn it into an actual
thing, I would definitely

852
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:25,160
consider making that a, you
know, do a promo behind it and

853
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,280
all that.
But I'm not I'm not being the

854
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,840
sales guy on this.
This is I'm not.

855
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,640
The point person, I will do it.
I just need Jen to say I can do

856
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,920
it because I don't want to make
her mad.

857
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,040
She's already.
Mad Jen is not liking this

858
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:38,760
hooker idea.
I.

859
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,800
Don't like it.
I don't like it.

860
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,800
I don't like it at all.
I don't know.

861
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,280
I don't know.
I have to think about it.

862
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,040
Is because it's already a place
where people are.

863
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,480
Yeah, for money.
So we did.

864
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,360
Oh, we do this.
And guess what?

865
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,680
But are we encourage?
We're encouraging it.

866
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,240
Yeah, they are totally.
Not encouraging everyone go to

867
00:39:57,240 --> 00:40:00,480
the brothels.
Because some of those women

868
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,080
aren't there on their own
accord.

869
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,240
That's why, yeah.
And and.

870
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,360
We know that.
In these Nevada, no.

871
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,480
They're not, Yeah.
Because.

872
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,600
It's literally legal.
They are there to make money.

873
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:12,760
You.
Literally.

874
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,520
You literally handle with them
or.

875
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,560
The biggest we've ever used.
This potential of being

876
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,920
connected to trafficking in some
way that makes the.

877
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,280
Same we're gonna have.
Trafficking.

878
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:21,960
Nobody.
These women don't come out of a.

879
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,000
Crate when they have their own
website and they're saying come

880
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,440
me for $5000 they.
Literally have a website where

881
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:32,120
you pick out the bitch.
This is this is this.com.

882
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,040
This is as transparent
prostitution as it gets.

883
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,680
You don't know what's going on
behind the scenes.

884
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:38,960
Now I want to see where they
live.

885
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,160
OK, what if?
We had.

886
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,400
I want to make sure it's all
good if.

887
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:47,320
We had the general manager come
on the show and explain to us

888
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,680
how this.
You can see the whole interview,

889
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,760
we'll just.
Watch, if we did it a thing like

890
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,640
that where we could actually
have like the owner or the

891
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,800
manager, come on, the pimp,
whatever you want to call him,

892
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,680
come on and talked about this
and then we do the giveaway,

893
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:01,760
maybe that could become a thing.
I'm here, I'm seeing a lot of

894
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:05,600
maybes and nose like stroke and
I will just do it on our on our

895
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:09,480
damn own.
Go ahead, give it away on your

896
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,560
Facebook page.
I know what you're going to do.

897
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,200
You're right.
This is the biggest fight we've

898
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,800
ever had.
I want everyone to comment about

899
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,760
why we should give away a whore
or don't.

900
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,440
Actually, yeah, Mikey.
Create a poll.

901
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,520
Create a poll Yes or no?
Should we give away a hooker a

902
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,840
legitimate?
Prop they brothel though because

903
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,840
people don't understand.
Yeah, this is a legitimate

904
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,960
business that pays taxes.
I think we.

905
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:42,880
Don't know that, but well, it's
Nevada that maybe potentially

906
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,040
federal taxes at least.
All right.

907
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:49,280
Last review.
So pissed, but it could be I

908
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,480
mean, I this is this is a good
poll to create and put up there

909
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:52,800
and get people.
I'm going to put it on Spotify

910
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,400
so everybody can participate.
This is just.

911
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,080
Going to and that's your listing
contest.

912
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,920
Give her the poll.
Oh, that's exact.

913
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,680
Oh my God, I'm writing that down
right now.

914
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,080
You might have just sold me on
the name I'm in just.

915
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,080
Because now I just.
Want to create the things you're

916
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,520
out now?
You're outvoted.

917
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,040
Jen, I'll call you.
I'll call you later.

918
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,360
We'll talk it out.
I can't like it or Jen, I just

919
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,800
needed one more vote and I'm
like, all right, we've decided

920
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,000
you whoever says no just got out
voted all.

921
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,840
Right and then my wife is going
to listen to this episode.

922
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,840
She'd be like, but we.
Ain't got to go and watch them.

923
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,840
Yeah, we're not going to be
there.

924
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,440
Giving you the.
Yes.

925
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,640
What if?
What if we want them?

926
00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:28,600
What if we want to watch it?
No, I don't want to watch.

927
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,560
What if we want them to call and
leave us a voicemail?

928
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,880
Well, when we when we, when we
give away the gift card at like

929
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,040
Texas Roadhouse or whatever,
we're not going with them to

930
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,320
eat.
You should.

931
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,960
I could, I could keep making
points, but I want to get

932
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,720
through this last review and
then move on.

933
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:49,200
Gofundme.com just do it and I'll
go and make sure everything

934
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,400
looks legit.
Actually, you know what, matter

935
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,320
of fact, why don't we ask our
lawyer coming up if it's like

936
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,920
about these places, Like it's
perfectly legal.

937
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,640
He's right here.
He's going.

938
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,680
To say yes.
Let's find out, all right,

939
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,280
because he's actually sitting
here waiting.

940
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,440
So let's just let's bring Rick
on right now.

941
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,760
Rick and the law, welcome to the
show.

942
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:06,960
We're sorry you've been sitting
there waiting.

943
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:13,600
Why are mom and dad fighting?
Because because Mom doesn't want

944
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:18,600
us to give away a hooker.
OK, so what's the question here?

945
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,840
What is the question here?
I mean.

946
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,960
Are you, you're saying morality
versus legality, right?

947
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,840
I I don't even know what she
said, why she's saying no

948
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,920
because it's part.
It's a perfectly legal and legit

949
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,200
business in Nevada to go to a
brothel and fun.

950
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,400
Quite popular as I understand
SO.

951
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,400
Yeah, so.
I mean they they made whole HBO

952
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,440
series out of it and stuff.
Is it legal for us to give away

953
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,280
a gift card to send somebody
there, whether they're from

954
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,520
California, Florida, Texas,
Colorado Limited?

955
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,400
To that establishment in the
locale where it's legal and all

956
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,800
that.
They're, they're right.

957
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:55,080
It's like a freaking gift card
to Lone Star or whatever, I

958
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,320
mean.
OK, yeah, as long as they they

959
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,720
'cause they can only use it
there.

960
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,840
These are these bitches can't
come to your house.

961
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:05,960
Now you know it, it's still kind
of a little scuzzy, but you

962
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,840
know, it's, I think it's Mikey's
point, but it's that's.

963
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,120
Jen's point at my point is.
That it's about the.

964
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:14,440
Morality of it.
Yeah, we're not.

965
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,480
I'm not really concerned about
the morality either, but I would

966
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,200
say that it it is, you know, it
does sling a little stank.

967
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:24,520
I mean, so, but that's what we.
Call it Sling a little stank.

968
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,280
Oh, there.
I'll write that name down.

969
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,600
It was told to get you, you
know, a lot of eyeballs.

970
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,680
Oh my.
God, that's fine, because I, I,

971
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,360
I'm we're trying to to expand
our listenership.

972
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:43,760
And you, you see a headline on
Facebook, you know, podcast

973
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,160
gives away night with a hooker.
The people are going to be like

974
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:47,040
Megan Hooker.
Yeah.

975
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,640
I mean, that does seem like we
would get, we would get

976
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:56,320
contacted by like Bar Stroll or
possibly SiriusXM or something

977
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,720
like that something.
Yeah, that sounds a little bit

978
00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:01,880
more of a of an attractive offer
now doesn't?

979
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,160
It see now when you start
dangling those type of carrots

980
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,760
in my face, then it's a
different story.

981
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,360
I start to see the business side
of it instead of the morality

982
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:09,760
side of it.
And there is no morals in

983
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,560
business, so whatever.
New name Dangle your carrot in

984
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:13,720
my face.
Dangle.

985
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,600
Dangle your carrot.
Stop giving him.

986
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,600
Material This could be our
Easter giveaway.

987
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,240
Right.
Dangle your carrot.

988
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:30,360
Dangle your carrot.
Welcome to our side of the

989
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,800
aisle.
Dangle your carrot at the Bunny

990
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,080
Ranch.
We just that we just named.

991
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,560
It look at that, you've already.
Gone to our side of the aisle.

992
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,640
This is happening.
So do you want do you want to

993
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:44,240
help stroke sell this idea now?
I'm just still not.

994
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:46,160
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not the
point person.

995
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,040
This is all stroke.
I will put it all together and

996
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,280
make sure it happens.
Can you at least make stroke a

997
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,400
package?
Nobody has to go.

998
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,560
Our sales package.
Maybe.

999
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,360
So it's so that's so we can so
somebody can give their package

1000
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,680
to the hooker.
Right.

1001
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,240
Jesus, do we have another Yelp
review so we can do?

1002
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,480
This one, This is our five star
Yelp review.

1003
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,440
It says the Bunny Ranch is
literally heaven on earth for an

1004
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,120
extremely high class, top of the
line, comforting experience.

1005
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,480
You cannot get any better than
that.

1006
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,840
The Bunny Ranch.
Gorgeous, professional, sexy

1007
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,320
ladies that treat you like they
have known you for years.

1008
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,280
Excellent service and worth
every penny.

1009
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,280
Don't just take my advice, try
it for yourself, you'll be

1010
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,120
hooked.
I love the Bunny ranch.

1011
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,880
God damn right he does.
He looks like he does.

1012
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:35,360
This guy's been multiple times.
Damn, I can't get over the

1013
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,040
dangle your carrot at the Bunny
ranch.

1014
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,040
How about with Easter now?
I don't know, we could get with

1015
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:40,400
that.
We.

1016
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,560
If we're doing listen, if we're
doing it, it's attached to

1017
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,680
Easter.
It's only way like if I want.

1018
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,240
To be gone, not.
On Jesus's birthday, I'm not.

1019
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,160
With the resurrection brother.
I'll be in Mexico.

1020
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,680
Are you going to Mexico?
Yep, I'll leave Mexico you.

1021
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,080
Need to be careful down in
Mexico.

1022
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,640
There's a lot to say, stuff
going on down here.

1023
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,960
I'm going, I go straight to the
resort and we stay inside.

1024
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:02,920
That's what happens.
They're fucking that place up.

1025
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:04,480
Yeah.
Where are you going?

1026
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,000
Riviera Maya.
Oh yeah, yeah, she.

1027
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,360
Didn't have so much money.
She's always taking trips.

1028
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,080
I know because I have a big girl
corporate job unfortunately.

1029
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,000
Yeah, that thing we don't have.
Are you an early fans?

1030
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,720
I wish I was I told you I'm
starting a feat Finder.

1031
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:23,200
That's right, that's right.
Have you put together a gallery?

1032
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,200
I have.
I've I've begun.

1033
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,160
I've begun collecting.
My my.

1034
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,000
We support you.
We will put your link in the

1035
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,360
description of every episode.
Absolutely, Absolutely.

1036
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,920
We will be like in the wild, you
know, and just like out in the

1037
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,720
yard or whatever.
I think next week we need to

1038
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:42,960
have about 5 or 10 pictures and
let people vote on your favorite

1039
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,520
photo of your foot.
Free samples.

1040
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,240
Free samples.
When you're no.

1041
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,600
They're not because you go
subscribe to Patreon, Yeah.

1042
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,640
When you're ready, we will do
that.

1043
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,640
And then when you're like, if
you're serious, we'll support

1044
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:55,520
this.
We, you got it.

1045
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,280
We're we support you 100%.
Thank you.

1046
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,400
You should have another like
site only feats.

1047
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,200
Only feats.
Only feats.

1048
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,920
You guys, we were going to do,
can we stop?

1049
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,200
Do you guys want to get into
confessions?

1050
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,280
Because there's some good
confessions here that I think we

1051
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,680
should jump into and then we can
get to our lawyer stuff too.

1052
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:19,560
So let's play the confession
music and just jump into these.

1053
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,920
By the way, I, I, before you go
on, I have a, I have a, a little

1054
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,600
bit of a confession.
I think Rick might be my lucky

1055
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:32,840
rabbit's foot all night.
I made more money tips than

1056
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:34,120
ever.
He stood behind my boot the

1057
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,480
whole time.
I was like, I like, I think

1058
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,080
Rick's lucky.
I made like $300 in tips last

1059
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,400
night just for him standing
there.

1060
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,760
I was helping you tell SO.
Yeah, because every, because I

1061
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,360
had the longest wait list I've
ever had, somebody would come

1062
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,240
up, request a song, and Rick
would literally go, he takes

1063
00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:51,880
bribes.
He's a damn lawyer for you.

1064
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:57,360
Good wing man right there.
All right, so we got about 10

1065
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:58,960
confessions here.
These are the confessions from

1066
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,600
you guys this past week and you
can leave a confession at any

1067
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,760
point in time heading over to
Not tds.com and we have no way

1068
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,400
of knowing who leaves these
confessions.

1069
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,400
It is absolutely impossible for
us to figure it out.

1070
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,800
Again, Not tds.com or you can
click the link in the

1071
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,200
description of this in every
episode of Not That Damn Show.

1072
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,080
Here is the first one says I
slept with my husband's twin

1073
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,120
brother the night before my
wedding.

1074
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,800
He was bigger and better and now
I want to be with him.

1075
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,880
Yep, dirt squirrel right out of
the gate.

1076
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,400
Yeah, right off the bat, right
off the wow.

1077
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,880
That would suck to be twins and
your brother's Dicks bigger than

1078
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:32,120
you.
I know.

1079
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,160
I thought y'all were stressed
exactly the same.

1080
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,720
Somebody told him he would like
never be the same.

1081
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:41,200
I think we could, if we, if we
really spent time, we could

1082
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,000
probably figure out who this was
about because how many twins

1083
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,520
actually listened to this show?
Or how many?

1084
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,640
You know what?
I mean, here's the thing.

1085
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,080
Yeah.
Not neither of the twins

1086
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,320
submitted the confession.
This is the part that's true.

1087
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:52,280
That's true.
Let's.

1088
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:52,920
Dirt.
Grow it.

1089
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:57,560
All to get them up, yes.
The next one says my wife thinks

1090
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:01,440
I poop a lot but really I sit
down to pee and play Candy Crush

1091
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:02,800
all.
Right.

1092
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,760
It's not not good for your a
hole.

1093
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,080
We've talked about this.
Yeah, they.

1094
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,480
Play Candy Crush.
Good way to get one.

1095
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,640
I know, do people still play
Candy Crush?

1096
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,640
Maybe.
It could just be any game I

1097
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:13,800
guess, but.
Yeah.

1098
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,080
Yeah, old people like, you know,
old people will call like every

1099
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,400
game something like the every
game is a Nintendo like.

1100
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,560
So every game of the phone, like
my mom, every dream on the phone

1101
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:28,360
is Candy Crush.
Yeah, this next one is is.

1102
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,960
Oh, this is a good one.
It says I won't poop around my

1103
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,360
man.
So I went to the gas station

1104
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:37,080
down the road and I pooped there
and there was no toilet paper or

1105
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,320
paper towels.
I panicked as someone was

1106
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:43,240
knocking on the door and I had
to wash my in the sink and walk

1107
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:47,080
out like nothing happened.
You suck.

1108
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:50,480
It was too, so it was pretty
bad.

1109
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,480
Wow.
Why won't you poop at your man?

1110
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:54,640
Why?
Why won't you poop around your

1111
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,200
man?
That's way worse what you just

1112
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,800
did.
That's just that's way worse

1113
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,320
than what you just did.
I I don't, I don't support

1114
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,960
pooping around.
I mean, I don't poop around my

1115
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,520
girl or anything, but and I
appreciate that she didn't do it

1116
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,280
around me.
I mean, come on, dude.

1117
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,960
This.
I mean, yeah, yeah, I don't.

1118
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,120
I don't like doing it, much less
watching someone else do it.

1119
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,000
So you have to watch them do it.
So.

1120
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,160
Why would you watch her poop?
You just people poop.

1121
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,640
And it's not as everybody poop.
There's a whole book about it.

1122
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,200
Everybody's putting.
Blasting farts into a bowl or

1123
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:24,080
some shit and like then like
think of them as sexy.

1124
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,520
Get out of here.
That's that's weird.

1125
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,880
Yeah, Christina's.
I mean, nobody wants it.

1126
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:31,040
I never know when she's a.
Pooper.

1127
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,880
I never know when she poops she
swears you don't.

1128
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,560
I'm like poop at some.
Point mine doesn't does not poop

1129
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,520
so.
She did at it.

1130
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,840
Maybe this is one of your guys
ladies right in this thing

1131
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:43,160
because they're afraid to poop
around you.

1132
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,160
I.
Mean.

1133
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,680
Well mine wouldn't have gone
down to the gas station and

1134
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:50,080
washed her ass in the sink, but.
You never know.

1135
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:54,360
You never.
Know, I know that I know that

1136
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,040
when me and my wife first got
together, Mandy did not want to

1137
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,680
use my bathroom at my apartment
because there was no fan.

1138
00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:00,840
Like we're not my apartment, my
house.

1139
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,280
There was no fan in there.
So she would like she would go

1140
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,040
to a different place to go to
the bathroom because she didn't

1141
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,480
want to use the bathroom there.
All right, I got that.

1142
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:11,240
That's fair.
This next 1 is when I was in

1143
00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:14,320
Navy boot camp.
A pump and dump referred to 5

1144
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:16,400
minutes to use the bathroom.
There's a lot of poop talk in

1145
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,480
today's episode.
So much poop.

1146
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,760
We were talking about pump and
dump last week with crypto or

1147
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:22,640
something like that.
Hilarious.

1148
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,360
Because I'm thinking.
About it was also doing

1149
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,480
Craigslist stuff.
Yeah, somebody was like, you

1150
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,680
know, just show up, pump and
dump and get out.

1151
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:32,600
Yeah, yeah.
Come I worked in the NICU for a

1152
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:36,000
long time and pump and dump was
like when mom had been drinking

1153
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,680
or whatever, you know, they had
to get rid of that couldn't give

1154
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,520
it to the baby.
So they just pump it out and

1155
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,600
make room for the the new milk,
you know, but.

1156
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,240
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.

1157
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,000
Yeah.
Pump and dump.

1158
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,200
Duh.
I didn't think about that.

1159
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,480
This next one is y'all we're
talking on Tuesday about why

1160
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:55,120
farts stink and I can tell you
that tell you first hand that I

1161
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:59,280
farted after getting pegged and
it smells the absolute worst in

1162
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,800
the Lube bubbles while the farts
were coming out.

1163
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,880
That's tough, I.
Hate, I hate you all.

1164
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,000
This is this is my this guys are
sick.

1165
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:13,880
This guy's getting pegged.
Lube, Lube.

1166
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:15,160
Bubbles.
Lube bubbles.

1167
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,160
Lube bubbles.
Oh my God, do you think?

1168
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,360
That's real?
Or are they just talking?

1169
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,640
I mean, that's you got to be
real with that and that's

1170
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,240
really.
Really no experience, I cannot

1171
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,800
testify, but what I can say is
that is a very apartment

1172
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:29,960
description.
I mean.

1173
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,200
Lube bubbles.
Bubbles.

1174
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,280
Farts coming out.
Don't try a Dick because it

1175
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,400
sounds like that's what you
want.

1176
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,800
It's a little gay, my guy, just
so you know.

1177
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,280
Wow, everything.
'S gay.

1178
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:49,160
This one I magnetized myself by
accidentally and maybe Tarek.

1179
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,120
I don't know what that means.
I put a pot over my head like

1180
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,600
like Mork and Mindy and now I
have a tick in my mouth and

1181
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:56,800
uterus feels cold.
What?

1182
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:03,640
This is someone who's got
English as a second language or

1183
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,040
something.
What is going on here?

1184
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,720
Maybe Derek?
How did you magnetize?

1185
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:08,720
Yourself.
You.

1186
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:11,680
Can't magnetize yourself.
Well, I mean, you know, maybe

1187
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:13,200
they read a lot of comic books
or something.

1188
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:13,560
I don't know.
I.

1189
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,840
Don't know, you need to go see
somebody.

1190
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:18,840
Well, you need to see a
psychiatry, Yeah, I would say

1191
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,280
yeah, definitely go see
somebody.

1192
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,000
Probably some hooked on phonics.
I don't know what the fuck

1193
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,240
you're talking about.
I can't magnetize.

1194
00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:26,080
Muzzy.
Well, I mean, who's?

1195
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,000
Greek.
I don't know.

1196
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,520
That's what it means.
All right?

1197
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:32,440
I ignored a friend's call the
night he tried to.

1198
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,400
Oh my God.
Tried to kill himself because I

1199
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,000
didn't want to deal with his
drama.

1200
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:40,880
He survived, but he never.
He never knew I saw the call.

1201
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,800
God damn that's some heavy shit
to live with.

1202
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:45,040
Thank God, that person.
Survived.

1203
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,200
Could you imagine if they died?
They.

1204
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:52,000
Died.
Oh my God, that'd be rough.

1205
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,040
That's rough.
Well, way to bring us down,

1206
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,240
Mikey.
Let's talk about that one dude

1207
00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:59,320
that's gay that gets pegged.
There's more.

1208
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,160
Don't worry about it.
This was, this is not the the

1209
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,880
end, because this one here's
Years ago, I answered a

1210
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,560
Craigslist hookup at 2:00 AM,
and when I walked in, there were

1211
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,920
already three other guys there
who clearly knew what was going

1212
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,400
on.
I didn't.

1213
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,600
I stayed longer than I should
have because I didn't want it

1214
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,320
to, didn't want to look awkward.
I'm assuming you.

1215
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,200
Participated, didn't you?
Yeah, right.

1216
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,720
Is this like one of those
situations where it's probably

1217
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:23,920
like a hooker?
Like you go to Craigslist and

1218
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:24,920
or?
Just a gangbang.

1219
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,360
Bang like they say it's a
gangbang or whatever, but they

1220
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:30,400
show up and you got to pay 50
bucks and I mean I don't know if

1221
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:31,920
I'm experienced.
I'm just assuming that's what

1222
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:32,560
happens.
That's crazy.

1223
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,520
It's.
Pretty specific.

1224
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:39,720
I know it was sorry.
This one, I think that's what

1225
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:41,840
that was.
This one says listening to you

1226
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,400
guys talk about how some dudes
end up with women way out of

1227
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,120
their league hit a little too
close.

1228
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,080
I'm the hotter one in my
relationship and people remind

1229
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:50,200
me of it.
Constantly.

1230
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:53,120
Says I love him but part of me
resents that he gets the

1231
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,960
upgrade.
Wow, that's fucked up.

1232
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,880
I.
Really do love my girlfriend

1233
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,040
texts us.
What about keeping it real?

1234
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:04,200
Oh my God, that's kind of.
Babe, stop leaving confessions.

1235
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:09,360
Well, I did say last week, you
know, a guy has to be a

1236
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,000
salesman.
He's basically selling that Dick

1237
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,040
the whole time.
So yeah, for.

1238
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,840
Sure, for sure.
Yeah, if you got a personality,

1239
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:16,560
you you know that's how he got
you.

1240
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,840
Yep.
Yeah, but if you resent him over

1241
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,160
time, that's going to lead to
some real resentment and most

1242
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,080
likely the guy's going to break
up.

1243
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,200
Resentment doesn't get smaller.
Yeah, it gets worse.

1244
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,000
Yeah.
And finally, the last one here

1245
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,920
is as you guys joking about
steak at a blowjob day is making

1246
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:34,560
me horny.
My husband and I haven't had sex

1247
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,640
in eight months and I.
What?

1248
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,120
The fuck?
I'd suck the skin off his Dick

1249
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,040
right now.
Oh my God.

1250
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,160
Wow.
Jesus.

1251
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:46,040
All right.
I've never.

1252
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:48,960
Heard that before.
Dude, you need to take care of

1253
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:51,480
your woman, man.
I'm telling you right now, yeah.

1254
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:54,240
Eight months does this.
Not work, you know.

1255
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,560
Guys have some issues man.
And you're not sucking the skin

1256
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,120
off, that's A and that's a hell
of a blowjob.

1257
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:02,200
It's.
Aggressive.

1258
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:05,560
For a lot of them at.
Least Jesus.

1259
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:09,520
Don't forget you can win a gift
card to Texas Roadhouse from Not

1260
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:11,920
That Damn Chauffeur's taking.
A blowjob there and.

1261
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,200
Get the skin sucked off your
Dick.

1262
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:19,200
Wow.
Wow wow, I have never heard

1263
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,920
anybody say sucking the skin off
a Dick.

1264
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:24,000
That was a grass going on a
shirt this year.

1265
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,400
No, it ain't.
Pretty serious.

1266
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,000
He's very frustrated, Lord.
Wow.

1267
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,560
All right, all right, so, so
Rick joined us a little bit

1268
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,240
early today.
We do have some.

1269
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,960
We have a listener submit a
question here and a couple other

1270
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,440
things we want to talk to Rick
about.

1271
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,560
I don't remember there was a
couple of things that came up

1272
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:42,040
during the show.
We'll start with those.

1273
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:43,800
Jen what were they can.
Yes.

1274
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,480
If somebody's jerking off
outside my window, can I shoot

1275
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:47,440
them?
Yeah.

1276
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:52,160
No.
I think we all knew the answer

1277
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,800
to that.
You just really wanted it to be.

1278
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,400
Yes, you just really wanted it
to be.

1279
00:57:56,400 --> 00:58:00,160
Confirmation, yes.
OK, but like they're on my

1280
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,680
property.
We're staying my property.

1281
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:05,480
No.
So why?

1282
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:08,400
No Stand your ground in Florida
that allows a.

1283
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,440
So I only get to shoot somebody
if they're inside, not literally

1284
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,360
in my backyard with a fenced in
area.

1285
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:17,120
To commit a forcible felony and
him jerking off is only forcible

1286
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:20,720
on himself.
So you can't kill him for it,

1287
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,560
but you can't call the cops and
they might kill him for it.

1288
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:27,120
Yeah, but that's not as fun.
I know.

1289
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:30,440
Do I need to drag him inside?
Because, I mean, I've never had

1290
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:31,880
a guy Jack off outside the
window.

1291
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:33,720
Grab him by the.
Shirt Well, Grady, Judd said.

1292
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:35,960
Drag him aside so.
Oh yeah, that's right.

1293
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,120
Not even drag, he's outside
jerking off.

1294
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:39,720
Just be like, hey, you want to
come in here for a SEC?

1295
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,560
No, there you.
Go.

1296
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,560
And you have to, you know, make
sure your story straight, so.

1297
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:48,280
Oh my God, and Mikey found out
those people that as I asked a

1298
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,600
question and he researched it,
there's people that jerk off on

1299
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,760
ladders.
Yeah, they go, they climb.

1300
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,760
They'll climb the ladder and
jerk off in somebody's window.

1301
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,440
You still had a case like that.
Have you ever?

1302
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,240
Have you ever like target
practice or what?

1303
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,520
I mean no.
I was just like up there.

1304
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:01,800
Watching.
They just saw Animal House one

1305
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,160
too many times, yeah.
Right, but it mean though.

1306
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,520
Have you ever defended anybody
who who masturbated in

1307
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,040
somebody's window?
I have not.

1308
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:12,720
And is that's as far as I mean,
at least around here, not a

1309
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,960
thing.
It would have made the news, Ian

1310
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:17,680
Stroke and I would have all
heard about it.

1311
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:21,080
So yeah.
No offense, but I feel like

1312
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,160
you'd be the lawyer that'd be
the one that would defend.

1313
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:26,120
You're probably right, I
represent a lot of dirt bags.

1314
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:30,480
And he was cleaning it.
Yeah, right.

1315
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:36,280
He had a squeegee.
Was there another question that

1316
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,880
we had for him or or do I can I
just move on to what the no?

1317
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:42,440
OK, All right, so, so this one
came in through Rick and I sent

1318
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:44,480
this over to you, but I want to
read it to everybody so that

1319
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:45,600
they'd say everybody can get
bored.

1320
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,000
What's going on here?
Somebody said this for the

1321
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,560
lawyer says I work in a for a
health company.

1322
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:53,080
Now this was kind of hard to
read a little bit so I if I

1323
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:55,200
stumble over my words it's
because maybe they wrote it

1324
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,160
differently.
Weirdly.

1325
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:59,480
Does I work for a health does I
work for a health company here

1326
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,680
in California.
Not naming them but they're in a

1327
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,240
certain area.
I do maintenance work for them

1328
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:08,400
and have been written up three
times for poor for poor

1329
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,240
productivity.
We are required to get 7 work

1330
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,160
orders done a day.
None.

1331
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:17,320
No one meets that criteria.
I will do like maybe 3 or 7 a

1332
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:22,160
day, depends on the job.
So I get called in, they tell me

1333
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,040
they tell me no one likes
helping me.

1334
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:28,200
I slack off when I when I don't.
We all we all work alone, we all

1335
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:29,720
get along.
No hate at all.

1336
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,400
So basically this guy's saying
that they're telling him

1337
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:34,000
everybody hates him, but he says
that nobody hates him, it's all

1338
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,000
fine.
He says they get tons of emails

1339
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,080
and calls about my care centers
complaining about me.

1340
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,960
Thing is, I'm liked everywhere.
I get along with everyone.

1341
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,880
They all like me.
Supervisors ask me about how my

1342
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:53,920
family and stuff is.
It's OK Anyway, so this is kind

1343
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,480
of weird to be on the horizon.
Yeah, this is weird.

1344
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:57,360
Yeah, it's coming.
He says.

1345
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:00,480
My coworkers, whatever says my
bosses are trying to make it

1346
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:03,720
seem like I'm hated everywhere.
I asked them for proof in the

1347
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:05,680
emails.
They they they said nothing.

1348
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,360
They can't show me.
And then he says yes, they

1349
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:08,640
can't.
They cover up the person's name,

1350
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:11,360
whatever.
There's a lot more to this brief

1351
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,720
story.
I've had five meetings with HR

1352
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:17,800
and HR hasn't done anything.
Basically, I'm getting bullied.

1353
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,120
Do I have a fight worth getting
a lawyer?

1354
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,400
This guy thinks he's getting
bullied at work and he wants to

1355
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,680
know if any of these reasons are
good enough to.

1356
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:27,920
Get, I mean, he started off the
conversation with I kind of

1357
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,800
slack off and only do three out
of the seven if I'm supposed to

1358
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:34,240
do a day and all that.
You kind of told on yourself.

1359
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:40,000
I mean, so you know, and then
it's like we all work alone and

1360
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,560
we get along but and everybody
loves me and just compromise us

1361
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:44,800
to ask about my family and
stuff.

1362
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:50,080
So I mean, this guy seems like
he's got a real inflated sense

1363
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,240
of self over there and wherever
he's at.

1364
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:56,400
And you know, despite the fact
that he's doing, you know, less

1365
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:59,600
than 50% of what he's supposed
to be doing on the daily.

1366
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:04,760
So I mean, I'm just off the RIP.
I'm going to say no, not really.

1367
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:06,520
Thank you.
I think you're being bullied.

1368
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:09,840
I think that you might be
getting over on these people and

1369
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,440
you're probably lucky they still
employing you.

1370
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:15,040
Yeah, exactly.
And I'm so glad that a lawyer

1371
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,760
said it because I think coming
from maybe any like them writing

1372
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:20,000
in and us reading it, they might
not take it seriously.

1373
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,960
But the truth is, dude, you
don't have nothing because

1374
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:24,080
you're not doing your job.
Exactly.

1375
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:27,760
A boss giving you for
underperforming is not bullying.

1376
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,800
Yeah, and especially.
If you know the criteria.

1377
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,840
Yeah, consistently
underperforming.

1378
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:35,640
Then you're going to get
letters, I mean, or emails or

1379
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:38,320
whatever, so.
Not to mention like the you're,

1380
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:40,960
you're saying that there's
they're they're telling you that

1381
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:44,400
people don't like you.
I'm like, that's not illegal.

1382
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:48,120
Yeah, yeah, illegal.
Hey, people don't like you.

1383
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:52,240
It might be apartment though.
I mean, maybe he's an unlikable

1384
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:54,720
person because he doesn't do his
job and everybody else has to

1385
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:57,480
pick up his.
Probably Yeah, I already hate

1386
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,240
him.
That was a long ass e-mail it.

1387
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:03,120
Was it was not great and it was
hard to read and and dude, it

1388
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,160
almost feels like we're talking
to a teenager right here.

1389
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,720
If you don't do your job, Yeah,
we could be.

1390
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:11,240
If you don't do your job, you
only do it halfway around and

1391
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:14,160
you slack off and you think, you
think everybody likes you,

1392
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,040
there's a really good chance
nobody likes you.

1393
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:19,080
And your bosses are probably
going to fire you if you keep.

1394
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,640
Nobody can walk around thinking
that everybody likes them.

1395
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:26,360
I mean, there's a lot of people
that hate me so I mean, and if

1396
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,600
you don't have enemies, you
haven't been doing it right, so.

1397
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:32,400
Like this, this is definitely a
a young person who probably

1398
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:37,040
hasn't worked maybe one job
before this and definitely

1399
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:40,800
suffers from delusions of
grandeur because like you learn

1400
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:44,160
a pretty early on, not
everyone's going to like you.

1401
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:49,520
It's just a it's, it's a law as,
as there's immutable as gravity

1402
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:51,600
and there's nothing you can do
about it.

1403
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,480
So stop going around thinking
everyone likes you.

1404
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,880
You don't have a case.
Don't.

1405
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,880
Don't spend any money.
Yeah, I make enemies every week,

1406
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:02,120
but intentionally.
Yeah, that's, I mean, yeah,

1407
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:03,520
you're trying to rack up.
We're going to play.

1408
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:05,160
Videos of that.
Oh you know what?

1409
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,840
You're a puss for not coming out
last night, bitch.

1410
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:11,360
Oh, you know what?
I'm getting old.

1411
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:12,840
I had arthritis.
I took a pain pill.

1412
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,720
In a rye if you're going to go
bowling, his name be fine piece

1413
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:16,480
of.
Stroke is gone.

1414
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:21,240
No, it's still hurting.
All of his friends are out and

1415
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:23,360
like we're stroke.
Everybody was there.

1416
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,160
We were like, we're stroke.
Well then I.

1417
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:28,080
Asked his wife where they're at
and she just opens up the

1418
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:31,640
rolodex of excuses.
My daughter's sick strokes, got

1419
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:33,720
a hurt ankle, we're old, we're
tired.

1420
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:34,800
Like just pick.
Well, that's true.

1421
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,960
Her daughter didn't have 103
temperature, but you know.

1422
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:39,400
Just pick one excuse and go and
run with it.

1423
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:41,840
I didn't need, I didn't need all
of them because the more you add

1424
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:44,960
on to it, the more I'm like you.
Liars cast net throw, Yeah.

1425
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:50,000
But it was all true, True.
We just had a bad day yesterday.

1426
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:53,720
Hey, we all have bad days.
Just I'm just like, she's adding

1427
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:56,960
too many things and now I'm just
like, sounds like horseshit.

1428
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,160
You can just say.
I'm tired of getting old, I'm

1429
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:02,120
starting to hurt more.
Steve no, that's no.

1430
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,400
I told her that.
She's like, we're old.

1431
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:06,440
I'm like, just say that.
Just say that.

1432
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:08,840
Sam Elliott, y'all watch that
lawman.

1433
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:12,640
No.
Sam Elliott's in it and he was

1434
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,640
like, he's, you know, he's
getting up there in age and all

1435
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:17,400
that.
He's like, son, just sitting

1436
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:18,840
here, I feel like I've been in a
car crash.

1437
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:21,480
So it's like what?
Do you mean land man?

1438
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:22,920
Land man.
I'm sorry.

1439
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:23,680
Yeah, yeah.
Land Man.

1440
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:27,080
All right, so a couple other
ones, a couple other things that

1441
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:30,360
have come in that people wanted
to know and ask we can ask our

1442
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:31,440
lawyer about.
And I think that these are

1443
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:33,400
really good because people
listening might be curious on

1444
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,400
these two.
And one of them is if you know

1445
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:38,920
about a crime and stay silent,
are you liable?

1446
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:42,400
This is so fun.
I know I had a case that was

1447
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:46,640
like, I mean, legit on point.
This local doctor, he was an

1448
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:49,920
Islamic fellow, had his house
firebombed.

1449
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:53,800
Somebody thrown a homemade
Molotov cocktail at his house

1450
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:58,760
and it hit and it was a brick
house and it was close to the

1451
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,720
window.
I suppose when the throat, you

1452
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:02,600
know, where it hit.
But I, I think they're trying to

1453
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:06,080
get it into the window, but they
missed and it hit the brick wall

1454
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:09,440
and, you know, of course was
spectacularly flame and, and all

1455
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:10,800
that stuff, you know, but didn't
hurt the house.

1456
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:13,680
They go and arrest a bunch of
people.

1457
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,560
I get hired by one of the three
folks that were involved.

1458
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:20,840
And the whole thing was the,
the, the case centered on the

1459
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:23,880
law principle, which is
basically what they like to call

1460
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:26,120
aiding and abetting.
It's not what the charge is

1461
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:29,280
called anymore, but it's it's
the term that's used in the

1462
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:31,400
statute that that sets up that
law.

1463
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:34,880
But the law principle says that
if you help a crime happen, then

1464
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:37,240
you can be convicted of it as if
you had done it.

1465
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:39,280
So it's like you're the wheel
man and somebody murders

1466
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,120
somebody in the bank.
You can be convicted of the

1467
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:44,880
murder just because you were
involved in the crime and so.

1468
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:47,040
Saying like if you knew about it
like.

1469
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:48,720
Well, I'm getting to there, but
yeah, 'cause.

1470
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:51,880
I was, I was like, get you, You
used to always say like.

1471
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:54,520
The law doesn't require you to
be Batman, yeah.

1472
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:56,200
You know what?
It's not your job to be Batman.

1473
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:59,200
Yeah, yes.
So, but, and that's how I won

1474
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:00,920
this case.
I mean was, I mean, the law

1475
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:04,480
doesn't, if you can be present
when a crime is committed and

1476
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,880
not have committed a crime, all
right, you're not, you're not

1477
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:09,680
guilty of being an 80 or better
a principal to the crime.

1478
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:13,520
By being there, you can know
that a crime is happening and be

1479
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,560
there and not be a principal to
the crime.

1480
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,320
You can have been there and
known that the crime was

1481
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:21,320
happening and not reported and
still not be a principal to the

1482
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:26,480
crime as long as like the the
law requires that you do or say

1483
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:31,760
something that was intended to
and that actually did assist

1484
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:34,920
this crime to happen and so.
OK, so.

1485
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:38,240
OK.
So we're trying to, we're trying

1486
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:40,560
to get a psychic on and she may
still come on in the future.

1487
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:43,400
But if I go out there and I find
Miss Guthrie that passed away, I

1488
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,160
mean, that's what she said she
was, you know, alive.

1489
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:47,720
And I see the body and I take me
and Mikey's out there.

1490
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:49,800
We take a selfie and then I
leave.

1491
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:52,520
Well, I was.
Going to be kind of up, I know,

1492
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:54,320
but I'm saying that I'm just
asking for the question.

1493
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,400
Aren't, aren't.
There and then I just leave, but

1494
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,560
I don't say nothing.
Would I be liable I.

1495
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:01,480
Was going to say aren't there
one or two crimes you are

1496
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:03,920
legally you have to tell like
murder.

1497
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:07,240
I think you have you, you, you
have to, you have to tell the

1498
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:11,560
police about and the other one's
like some kind of child violence

1499
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:13,840
or something, but there.
Are there's something called

1500
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:15,760
mandatory reporters?
Yeah.

1501
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:19,000
That are they have to report.
And so it's like health care

1502
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:22,240
providers, teachers, school
personnel, those kind of things,

1503
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:26,240
you know, if they see something
like that, they have to report

1504
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:28,840
it.
You not reporting it.

1505
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:32,800
And if there's a crime that's
been undiscovered and you know

1506
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:36,600
about it and you're not
reporting it helps it to not be

1507
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:39,680
discovered.
You can then make your way into

1508
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:42,279
being a principal to that crime
that's gone after the fact.

1509
01:08:42,319 --> 01:08:49,200
OK, so by actively helping to
conceal the fact that this crime

1510
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:51,399
has happened, you've made
yourself that accessory.

1511
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,840
Actively concealing, meaning
you're just not telling anybody.

1512
01:08:56,479 --> 01:09:01,240
But you now know that this crime
has occurred, and you have.

1513
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,720
By not telling anybody, you are
now helping the person that did

1514
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:07,920
it get away with it.
So if Stroke is literally the

1515
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:10,880
only person on planet Earth that
knows where Miss Guthrie is, and

1516
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:14,600
he doesn't tell anybody, and it
can be proven that he knew about

1517
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:18,080
it.
No, because he's not attempting

1518
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:23,040
to help the crime happen.
But he's not, he's, he's, he's

1519
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:25,160
not attending to be covered up.
He's not trying to help the

1520
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:27,000
person that did it.
OK.

1521
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,520
So I mean, if, if you're with
the person and it happened and,

1522
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:30,920
and I think we're going to
sideways a little bit.

1523
01:09:31,359 --> 01:09:34,960
The, the whole thing here is
that you're assisting the crime

1524
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:38,319
to happen or to be undiscovered
so that the person does not

1525
01:09:38,319 --> 01:09:40,920
become entangled because of the
crime.

1526
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:43,920
So that's the after the facts
that the keeping them safe.

1527
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:46,279
If you hide them out and you
know that the police are looking

1528
01:09:46,279 --> 01:09:49,760
for them, you can be convicted
of after the fact.

1529
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:56,520
So those things come into play.
But the reporting of the murder

1530
01:09:56,520 --> 01:10:00,480
itself, if it's not in
furtherance of the crime by the

1531
01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:03,320
not reporting, you're OK.
I mean like stroke going out

1532
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,640
there, not whatever.
He's not going to get tagged on

1533
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:07,360
anything because he's not
helping out.

1534
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:12,200
He doesn't even know who did it.
No, but if Jen poked the body

1535
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:15,440
with a stick, would she?
Well, that would be, that would

1536
01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:17,680
be, you know, messed with
evidence, which is a different

1537
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:19,400
crime, but OK.
Pretty sure doesn't seem like

1538
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:21,240
that kind of person.
I would poke it with a stick

1539
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:23,280
too.
Well, you know, at least with a

1540
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:24,880
mirror up there, but you know,
something.

1541
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:28,160
But no, so I mean the, the, it's
the print law principle is a

1542
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:30,920
little bit complicated, but
especially when you start

1543
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:32,920
getting, you know, attenuating
it out to like, you know,

1544
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:34,680
stroke, finding a dead body or
whatever.

1545
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:39,720
But the the whole thing is, is
that you have to intend to

1546
01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:43,080
assist for the crime to happen
or for the person not to be

1547
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:44,760
punished.
So for the crime to happen would

1548
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:47,760
be principled during the
Commission of it, or the person

1549
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:50,840
not to be discovered or arrested
would be after the fact.

1550
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:54,000
All right, OK.
Wow, OK.

1551
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:58,080
Hopefully that helps.
This next one is question.

1552
01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:02,480
It says what can what can
actually get you sued for in

1553
01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:04,920
defamation?
For defamation in 2026.

1554
01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:09,480
Donnie J says anything but, you
know.

1555
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:12,400
Don't you have to prove
financial losses or something?

1556
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:14,400
That's what I thought too.
I thought you had to prove that

1557
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:16,320
it impacted your life in some
way.

1558
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:19,480
There, there's, there's a few
steps to it, just like in the

1559
01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:22,200
law, everything depends.
But if you're a public figure,

1560
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:24,880
then the rules are different
than if you're, you know, just a

1561
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,360
regular citizen.
But you know, you have to show

1562
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:31,520
that there was a some sort of
untrue statement, the fact that

1563
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:34,960
you knew was untrue, that you
then published or transmitted to

1564
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:39,120
another person, another third
party or the public at large, so

1565
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:43,240
that the knowledge that it was
untrue, the transmission of it,

1566
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:46,120
and then it has to have damaged
you because of that.

1567
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:49,880
So those three steps get you to
where you might be able to

1568
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:53,160
sustain a defamation suit.
So if somebody you know

1569
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:56,280
publishes an opinion online, I
didn't like the food because it

1570
01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:58,720
was too salty for me or
whatever, that's not a

1571
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:00,320
defamation.
But if?

1572
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:05,080
I found a Roach in my plate and
it's not true is defamation.

1573
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,760
So when you're stating a fact
that's not true versus an

1574
01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:09,760
opinion.
An opinion is protected on the

1575
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:13,040
1st amendment.
So, but that's.

1576
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:16,560
Good because because I think it
was specifically about a Yelp

1577
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:19,640
review review.
And, you know, again, assuming

1578
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:23,920
that the review was just opinion
and not stating some fact that

1579
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:27,000
was untrue, like, you know, the,
the paint on the walls was

1580
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:30,800
peeling or, you know, whatever
seat was torn, that kind of a

1581
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:33,960
thing.
And it wasn't that's that's, you

1582
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:36,520
know, actionable.
But I just didn't like the food

1583
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:38,800
and the service sucked.
That's really not.

1584
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:43,160
So what if we say that a former
radio personality allegedly

1585
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:46,360
wrecked his car and, you know,
during Did he wreck his car and

1586
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:47,080
got hurt?
Well.

1587
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:49,440
Was it alleged that he wrecked
his car?

1588
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:50,720
I mean, yeah, I was going to say
did.

1589
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:51,720
He or didn't, that's what I
mean.

1590
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,280
You're stating a fact that's
true.

1591
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:55,720
It was alleged that he wrecked
his car and was alleged that he

1592
01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:57,920
was drunk or whatever, you know
and all that stuff.

1593
01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:01,680
I mean, you're just repeating,
you know, stuff that facts that

1594
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:04,480
have been obviously they didn't
put out there.

1595
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,520
You repeating it doesn't make a
defamation, even though it sucks

1596
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:10,200
for the person that you're
repeating it, you know on.

1597
01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:14,720
I got AI got a question like,
'cause it's, it's a lie, but at

1598
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:16,440
the same time, maybe this person
didn't know.

1599
01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:19,760
It was like we somebody posted
on Facebook like a month and a

1600
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:22,120
half ago.
They were at they were at our

1601
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:25,080
bar and they claimed that this
is a gay person.

1602
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:28,920
They claimed the manager came up
to them, said we don't want gay

1603
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:30,600
people in here and that they
need to leave.

1604
01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:32,400
Now.
The person who said this,

1605
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:35,800
whether they did or not, was not
a manager because the manager

1606
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:38,120
was behind the bar the whole
time and never once left or

1607
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:41,720
spoke to this person.
So either they made it up or

1608
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:44,320
somebody did and was pretending
to be the manager.

1609
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:49,040
So they're they're technically
saying that this happened.

1610
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:51,440
But if it did or didn't, is that
defamation?

1611
01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:53,800
Like, let's say that's what.
They call a question of facts,

1612
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:56,680
and that's like the juries
aren't ultimately the arbiters

1613
01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:57,840
of what's true and it's not
true.

1614
01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:01,800
So if you sued them over
defamation, then, you know, they

1615
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,640
would have to prove that this
happened in order to that they

1616
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:06,680
have like a what's called a
burden of proof and then a

1617
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:09,040
burden of persuasion.
So the burden of proof is on the

1618
01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:11,480
plaintiffs.
If, if if you sued them for

1619
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:14,480
defamation, you would show that
the the manager never left, you

1620
01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:16,720
know, is posted behind the bar.
Boom.

1621
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:19,120
Now it's on them the burden of
persuasion to say that.

1622
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:22,520
Well, here's extra evidence that
it did happen the way I said it

1623
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:26,360
is whatever.
So, but I mean that happens at

1624
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:28,120
that stage, not at the
beginning.

1625
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:30,240
I mean, like I've always said,
you can sue anybody for

1626
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:30,840
anything.
So all.

1627
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:35,440
Right last.
One last last thing here.

1628
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:39,080
I mean, back on the defamation
thing though, with like public

1629
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:41,880
figures, folks like, you know,
even like you guys now have kind

1630
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:46,680
of become that.
So the standard for proving

1631
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:50,400
defamation is generally
speaking, that it the, the

1632
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:52,960
comments or the whatever, the,
the thing that was made with it

1633
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:56,800
was written or spoken was
negligent.

1634
01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:59,560
You know, like you should have
known better than to post this.

1635
01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:02,920
If you're a public figure, then
it has to be shown that it was

1636
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:05,920
wood made with actual malice,
like intent to harm you.

1637
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:10,920
And so that's something you guys
should be aware of because I've

1638
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:13,400
got straight into that a couple
of times myself.

1639
01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:15,560
So you might want to bleep that
out, Mikey.

1640
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,800
Told you.
I don't think you got to bleep

1641
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:25,040
it out because I think you're
just using a word.

1642
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:27,440
Yeah, I don't think so.
Either Oh, maybe you do the way

1643
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:29,360
she said it, not the way I.
She called him.

1644
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:33,120
It was with malice.
She called somebody to I have to

1645
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:35,400
beep it out.
No, all right.

1646
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:38,720
I think we've we've, we've made
some strides in that area.

1647
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:42,960
So.
Yeah, and look at you start

1648
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:46,240
starting to be joining the show
trying to get us sued all.

1649
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:47,640
Right.
Last, last thing, last thing.

1650
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,720
I I want to know about this too.
It says when can you legally

1651
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:53,480
refuse to identify yourself?
Oh, that's a great question.

1652
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:56,360
I mean.
Not in not very many

1653
01:15:56,360 --> 01:16:01,160
circumstances unless you know,
if it's like just a rando, hey,

1654
01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:02,720
who are you?
Let me see your license or

1655
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:04,600
whatever.
You can tell them to fuck off.

1656
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:08,760
But generally speaking, like in
a roadside stop or if they stop

1657
01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:11,640
you like walking around or
whatever and they say, hey, what

1658
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:12,440
are you doing?
Come over here.

1659
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:15,680
And then you give them what they
call, you know, reasonable

1660
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:17,760
suspicion.
That's all they need to detain

1661
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:19,360
you.
Once they detain you, then you

1662
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:21,480
have to provide your your
information.

1663
01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:24,400
And do they have, do they have
to be specific and tell you

1664
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:26,120
you're being detained so that
you not well?

1665
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,640
They don't so that you're
tricky.

1666
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:31,560
So you as a citizen should say,
am I free to leave?

1667
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:35,120
If they say no then you better
tell them what they want to

1668
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:37,520
know.
If they say yes then walk on

1669
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:38,680
buddy.
Good to know.

1670
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:40,560
And I.
Think it's pretty simple too

1671
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:43,240
because I I've seen this come up
in videos and stuff like that

1672
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:45,880
online.
So I think you if you say it's

1673
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:47,920
if anybody listening, am I free
to leave?

1674
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:50,080
If they say no then you're
technically being detained.

1675
01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:52,480
Just just answer their questions
and do what they ask.

1676
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:55,520
Well, and I mean, up to the
point where you're required to

1677
01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:58,640
answer, you still have the 5th
Amendment right to just shut the

1678
01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:00,680
fuck up.
And that's what you ought to do.

1679
01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:03,120
So where, who are you and where
do you live?

1680
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:04,720
That's all you.
That's where you limit it to,

1681
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,720
you know, boom, you've
identified yourself, you've

1682
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:08,240
satisfied the requirements of
the law.

1683
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:10,440
That's it.
And then after that.

1684
01:17:10,440 --> 01:17:12,560
Point.
Just say the lawyer.

1685
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:15,080
Yeah, as we say the one magic
word, just say lawyer.

1686
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:17,360
And you don't have to tell them
where you're going or any or

1687
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:18,760
where you came from or anything
like that.

1688
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:21,000
No, no, no.
They always ask those questions.

1689
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:24,480
They do because you know all
they're doing is collecting

1690
01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:26,640
evidence and once they get
pattern level, you're going to

1691
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:28,360
be in hand.
You answering questions going.

1692
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:32,000
Well, briefly touch on the
Miranda rights too, because you,

1693
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,760
you told me one time.
I told you when I I got

1694
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:36,960
arrested.
They don't have to give you your

1695
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:39,920
Miranda rights when you're being
arrested, right?

1696
01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:41,600
That's right.
Only when they're like it's.

1697
01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:43,000
Only if they're asking you
questions.

1698
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,880
They're going to ask you
questions once you've been

1699
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:48,320
arrested or you're detained,
what the law says to the extent

1700
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:51,560
that is comparable to a formal
arrest.

1701
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:54,800
The then when they ask you
questions, they have to have

1702
01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:57,960
read you your rights.
But before that, if they're not

1703
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:00,000
going to ask you any questions,
they don't have to read you.

1704
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:02,840
OK, Stuff and stuff.
Yeah, all.

1705
01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:05,520
Right, yeah, We're not anti
police.

1706
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:06,800
There's just.
I just want to.

1707
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,440
Know do you understand?
What is my rights?

1708
01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:10,600
What is their rights?
You know what can we do?

1709
01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:13,360
Just like our fellow that was
working at the healthcare

1710
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:16,080
center, the police are going to
do exactly as little as they

1711
01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:17,480
have to do when it comes to
that.

1712
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:20,440
They're going to, you know,
safeguard your Miranda rights by

1713
01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:23,240
reading you that card when
they're going to question you.

1714
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:25,440
But a lot of times they don't.
And that's where you, you know,

1715
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:29,240
whether it's by mistake or by
design, you know, that's up to

1716
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:32,040
open for debate.
But that's, you know, a lot of a

1717
01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:35,600
lot of the cracks in the
sidewalk are there, but you

1718
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:38,360
know, they have to have arrested
you and then be questioning you

1719
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:41,400
or have done something that is
supposed to elicit some kind of

1720
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:43,680
incriminating response from you,
you know, and.

1721
01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:46,400
You hear you.
You see in like movies and TV

1722
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:49,840
shows where they get off on that
technicality, like you didn't

1723
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:51,440
read them the rights and we had
to let them go.

1724
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:54,120
Well, I got so many clients when
they come into my office and

1725
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:56,440
they're just like, we didn't
remember I'm our heights man,

1726
01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:59,240
that that that arrest is illegal
and all that stuff like Bud, but

1727
01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:01,480
yeah, that's.
Not how it works but.

1728
01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,200
You know, law and order's great.
I love it.

1729
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:06,640
But you know, no.
Well, that that's why we have

1730
01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:09,640
you on the show, Rick, because a
lot of people get their legal

1731
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:11,440
advice from Law and Order or
from.

1732
01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:12,840
Television, right?
Yeah, they.

1733
01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:16,000
Do it's nice to get some some
clear answers and have things

1734
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,760
cleared up and like that.
Ian, were you trying to say

1735
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:18,160
something?
I was.

1736
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:20,680
Going to say, yeah, like is
there is there a case of where

1737
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:23,360
somebody can be let go for not
being read their rights?

1738
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:25,240
I mean they were questioned but
weren't read their rights.

1739
01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:28,440
Well, not let go, but any
statements they made might be

1740
01:19:28,440 --> 01:19:31,880
thrown out because of the lack
of reading the Miranda rights.

1741
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,160
You know, they didn't warn them
that you don't have to answer

1742
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:38,160
these questions, buddy.
So, and I mean, I've gotten in

1743
01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:40,920
the recent like last two years
or whatever, several large cases

1744
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:43,840
thrown out because their
statement was all they had.

1745
01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:46,880
And so once the statement goes
away, then they don't have a

1746
01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:49,560
case.
And so, you know, in those

1747
01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:52,880
cases, it becomes very important
to analyze, you know, or their

1748
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:56,720
rights protected and all that.
I'll just tell everyone homework

1749
01:19:56,720 --> 01:19:59,120
assignment, look up Gideon
versus Wainwright.

1750
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:01,760
Well, it was right here, baby
Judge.

1751
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:05,200
Turner in our hometown.
Yeah, Judge Turner, actually, I

1752
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:06,640
used to know him before he
passed.

1753
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:10,520
He was the public defender, that
or the lawyer that established

1754
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:12,320
the the right to having a public
defender.

1755
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:14,320
And it happened right here in
Bay County, so.

1756
01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:15,600
Nice.
OK.

1757
01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:18,280
Well, I appreciate you answering
those questions.

1758
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:22,600
Identification stuff though,
like with say a mall cop gets

1759
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:26,720
you or you know, Walmart
security or whatever, you know,

1760
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:29,680
you don't have to identify
yourself to private citizens at

1761
01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:31,680
all.
Some of them have the right to

1762
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:35,000
temporarily be paying you and
they can hold you, but there's

1763
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:37,120
no legal requirement for you to
you.

1764
01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:38,520
Know I'm.
I'm serious.

1765
01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:39,640
Like bouncers is a good
question.

1766
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:41,960
Yeah, if I'm trying, if
someone's trying to get into a

1767
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:45,120
bar and they ask you for your
ID, you legally have to give it

1768
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,720
to them, don't you?
You don't have to legally give

1769
01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:48,960
it to them.
If you want to go in there

1770
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:51,520
legally, you know they can
legally require you to give it

1771
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:54,960
to them to get in, but that's
that's a consensual exchange.

1772
01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:58,600
OK.
And it's not in, you know it,

1773
01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:01,400
It's that's if you want to do
this, you have to show me this,

1774
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:05,120
otherwise you can't do this.
So I mean, it's an agreement

1775
01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:07,800
between two people or, or the
establishment and the person

1776
01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:11,360
that you have to satisfy certain
requirements.

1777
01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:12,800
And the only way you can do that
is.

1778
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:14,560
By this you got to do this.
Exactly.

1779
01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:17,520
The other one is just give me
your ID, you know, whatever.

1780
01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:20,240
So.
All right, Well, good.

1781
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:21,040
Thank you.
Appreciate that.

1782
01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:22,360
Reckon send.
Your a lot.

1783
01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:23,200
You might.
Yeah, I know.

1784
01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:25,720
Seriously, you might as well
hang out for this last segment.

1785
01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:28,520
We're going to do our new
segment called.

1786
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:37,160
Sounds like a crime, but it's
not.

1787
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:41,120
Stroke in the streets hits the.
Streets and question about

1788
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:42,920
jerking off outside the way.
Yeah, exactly.

1789
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:45,560
That's.
Sort of kind of like this

1790
01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:47,480
actually.
No stroke has hit the streets

1791
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and I got 2 videos here. 1 is
about a blumpkin and the other

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one I'll just let stroke set it
up.

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Well, if we're doing the
Blumpkin does, I don't know if

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everybody knows what that term
means.

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01:21:57,560 --> 01:21:59,080
It means you're getting a
blowjob where you're shit.

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That's what it means.
I've seen Harold and Kumar too.

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I know what it means.
And a lot of people.

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So you're in a bar here in this
particular video, and my

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favorite part about this video,
I have to tell you guys, is the

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beginning where you're like sort
of singing the song that's

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played, and you kind of like,
walk up to this lady and you're

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going, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's hilarious.

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Also subscribe to Patreon.
Also, subscribe to Patreon or on

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Spotify or you're not going to
be able to see these videos.

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Here you go.
This is the first video of this

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week's Stroke in the Streets.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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yeah.
I was talking to the guys over

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there.
They didn't know what a blumpkin

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was.
I'm like, how do you know what

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that is?
You know what a blumpkin is?

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Oh, it's really nasty.
I'm not going to be gross.

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They were just, they were, they
were laughing.

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I don't think I'll wear it
differently.

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When a woman gives you a little
oil while you're pooping, I'm

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like, that's gross.
Like it's not a blumpkin.

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I read on the Internet I.
Like unipause that's gross.

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Who's are you talking to?
The black guy or the old woman?

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You.
Know he's talking to this.

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He's talking to this lady right
here.

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The black guy just happens to
just be here.

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Yeah, he's just have it all
right there.

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Yeah.
I like how it changed it to oil.

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Yeah, I tried to catch.
That so I could fix all anything

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when it said oil, that's what.
I like, why do people do that?

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That's what was it?
Don't you think it's gross?

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Yeah.
Who's name of that?

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Kind of people nasty.
Oh yeah.

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I mean, I can't imagine like why
somebody's pooping and then

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doing that.
That's great.

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You're.
Terrorizing people.

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Then she's dancing.
The lady's dancing in the back.

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Leave me alone.
Stroke's done.

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She's not giving you eye contact
anymore.

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She's like, if I keep looking
forward, he'll get the hint.

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He's protesting too much.
He wants a Blumpkin.

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Did you just did you know?
You didn't know that person?

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It was just a random person at
that bar.

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01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:06,040
Christina's got these
microphones and she's just

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recording.
She's laughing her ass off.

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So funny.
So the next one is I actually, I

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didn't really realize that there
was a black dude in that first

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video.
This next one might be involving

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one one of the same African
American men because this is you

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talk, but it's you talking about
your butt hole to basically on a

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phone where you're trying to
like trying to get people to

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01:24:27,960 --> 01:24:29,760
hear your conversation.
Is that what's going on here?

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01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:31,080
Yeah, like eavesdropping.
Yeah.

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Yeah, OK.
All right.

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This is pretty funny.
Oh, I.

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Don't want to meet her.
Last time I was with her she

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said lick my ass.
Do.

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You remember what she said.
Look, you remember.

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01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:46,600
What She said.
You knew what I was talking.

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01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:49,480
I remember.
That so the right so just for

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01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:52,400
people listening, stroke is
standing right next to two guys

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01:24:52,400 --> 01:24:56,160
and he's acting as he's on the
phone and and telling somebody

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he does want to meet somebody
because he tried to lick his

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butt hole.
And I don't think the dudes

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heard you at first.
So you end up repeating it

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again, which is coming up here.
Then once she tried to, she

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tried to lick my ass and then
tried to kiss me afterwards.

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I'm like no, hell no, you ain't
going to kiss me after licking.

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It.
Yeah.

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I'm.
Done.

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I am done.
Oh my God, it's so funny.

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He is not having this coverage.
He looks at you up.

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And down.
You're right, Jenny.

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He looks me up and down.
He's just like, I'm out.

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Like no, no hell.
No, you don't kiss me.

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After this, it's like the
audacity of this.

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These white people are crazy.
These white people are crazy.

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01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:46,840
Look, you're at Dave and
Bucker's or something.

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Where are you even at there?
Just somewhere over there

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destined this in my house.
It's like the karaoke.

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It's like a pizza place, but
it's also a karaoke place late

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at night.
It's kind of a fun place, but.

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They.
Love it.

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They love it there when I go
there.

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I love this.
So that's this week's Stroke and

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Streets.
We have more stroke and St.

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videos and we'll keep doing is
the stroke heads out into the

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wild and and records these
videos.

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We will play them for you every
episode as he does them.

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And I think he's only going to
get better in the summer as we

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head towards the summer, nicer
weather, he can spend more time.

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That wants the real freak show
up.

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Yeah, I got, I got a real.
Microphone with our label on it

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and everything.
Like what do you call the book?

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Like, yeah, we gonna, I'm gonna
go and ask people questions.

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Yeah, this would be fun.
All right, well, you got to make

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sure you join Spotify and
Patreon so you can see those

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videos and see all the things
that we've posted and shared and

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01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:41,560
all the other stuff.
And that's how you support the

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01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:43,080
show.
This is probably probably got

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like 1-2 more days to grab the
shirt of the month for this

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month.
And if that's not, we're moving

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on to a new shirt and you're
lost.

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And don't forget, we start next
week.

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You got to listen for the secret
phrase so that you can win a

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stake and a blowjob courtesy of
not that.

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Well, it's just the again, just
the stake.

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No blowjob.
That's correct.

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How we settled this?
We're just giving away the state

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and all that.
And yeah, we're talking, well,

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that's a whole different
contest.

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Dangle your, dangle your carrot,
dangle your carrot at the Bunny

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Ranch.
The for Easter.

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That's that's our Easter
contest.

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The way you spun that, I mean I.
I love it.

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I'm not saying we're not going
to hell, I'm just saying that

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might just speed things up.
Well, I mean, I could even I

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could, I already could picture
the graphic like we could we

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could put we could put Jesus in
a Bunny costume.

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01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:26,640
No, I don't think we did put
Jesus.

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Could put this little carrot
hanging out?

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01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:30,040
No, you want to.
Do this out of it I.

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Was going to say like I mean you
show the hooker you rest

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erection.
Exactly, exactly.

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I love it.
But we'll get to that as we get

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closer to Easter and we'll do
the dangle your carrot at the

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Bunny Ranch.
But right now we're giving away

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steak and a blowjob.
Or just the steak.

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You get the blowjob courtesy.
Blowjob's on you.

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Not that damn show, but that
starts next week, so make sure

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you're listening.
Everybody stay safe and we will

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see you next time.
Bye and say bye to Jen because I

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01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:59,440
don't think she's coming back.
Hey, this was really fun, we

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hope you liked it too.
You know, we've had a lot of

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laughs tonight.
Seems like we've just begun when

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suddenly we're through but.
I'll tell you what's not funny.

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Bye.
Goodbye, good friends, goodbye.

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Kevin Strippers.
'Cause now it's time to go.

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01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:18,760
Strippers are people too, naked
people who may be willing to

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pleasure you for a price you
negotiate later, behind the

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curtain in the VIP.
Room.

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We'll see you very soon.