The Gang Gets Undicked | Ep 73 (Audio Only)

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Yo, turn it up.
Click the ball.

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The hosts are united, ready to
go.

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They tried to kill it, but we're
not that damn show.

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Fuck you back.
Louder than you'll know.

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Corporate radio can kiss our
ass.

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Try to make us.
Bold, but we're.

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Not that.
Damn show still wrong.

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Cut in bold.
Come fuck you.

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Welcome to another exciting
episode of America's Loudest

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Podcast.
We are not that damn show.

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Each one of us is here. 2
Angina's here.

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Stroke Mastro is here.
Bubbles is here with it.

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I don't know why it's Bubbles
today, but Ian is here as well.

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Stop asking why I do things,
it's just I don't know why.

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Yeah, I don't know why you do.
So much quicker to get through

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if you just don't question it.
See here we are talking about

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it.
Well, I'm just curious why you

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picked bubbles I guess.
Why do I pick any of the names

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that I that I pick 'cause I
watched something recently and I

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was just like, oh, I'll just
call myself that.

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What did you watch with
something had that bubbles in

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it?
I have to know, 'cause the only

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thing I can think of when you
say Bubbles, it was that Michael

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Jackson's monkey.
Wasn't his monkey named Bubbles

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when he was alive?
I think so.

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I was seeing Trailer Park Boys
is what I was thinking about.

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That's what I thought at first.
I.

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Didn't think about that.
Duh.

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See, I'm stoned so I didn't
think about that.

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It's.
Actually the last man standing,

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but let's just love that show.
Oh, all right.

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Well, anyway, now that we got
got that I do, I'm pretty

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excited about something that
we're going to kick off next

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week in this stroke.
This is completely his idea, his

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brainchild idea, but we're going
to make it happen where we give

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away a steak and a blowjob to.
That's false advertisement.

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I'm not doing home visits.
We're giving away steak.

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That'd be funny.
No, we're giving it.

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We're gonna give away a gift
card to to Texas Roadhouse so

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you can get a steak and then you
can go and get your own blowjob.

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That's not up to.
Us, yeah, let's we need that

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that like anytime there's like
an advertisement and all the

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legal stuff comes afterwards
really quick.

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Not responsible for your own
blowjob.

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Yeah, exactly.
That's exactly.

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Yeah, I I think I put in you,
you posted about this, right?

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I'm trying to remember because
there was.

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Yeah, we did.
Yeah, I think we both did.

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Maybe.
I don't know, but yes.

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And I said we would never got
this pulled off with that

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company because they would have
said somebody might choke on a

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Dick.
You know, they get the attorneys

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involved in it.
Think of all the shit that could

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go wrong they.
Never get anything fucking done.

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They have to because they did
kill somebody one time.

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So they, we, they can't, they
can't, we, they don't want to

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have a show on there.
That's like killing people with

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Dicks.
So we don't want to do that and

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we're not going to do that even
as a podcast.

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So if you choke on a Dick, it's
not our fault.

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If you choke on a steak, it's
not our fault.

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It's also, it's also not Texas
Roadhouse.

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The fault.
They have nothing to do with

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this thing.
This is just something that

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we're doing because we love you
guys and we want to have some

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fun.
But I'm not going to give you

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all the details to it right now.
It will kick off next week.

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But you need to make sure you're
following our Facebook page

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because that you have to be
following the Facebook page to

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win, not the group, the page.
Go over there and like it.

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Be a part of that page and then
you'll know more in the next

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episode.
Possibly, but that's all I want

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to give.
I don't tell everybody

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everything you know, but you can
get the stake in a blowjob that

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the I, I don't know, man, you
figure out the blowjob thing

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yourself.
Yeah, I think I have nothing to

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do with that.
You could do it if you want to.

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How's everybody's week?
How do you think exciting

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happen?
Spring cleaning this house.

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Fuck these kids.
Fuck all the shit in this house.

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Yeah, it's feels like it's
spring.

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I don't know.
I'm ready to clean it all out.

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I want to burn it down, bring
the whole house down.

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I feel you dude.
My backyard is a jungle.

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Like I'm not even joking, like
it is a legit jungle.

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I'm starting next week, I'm
ripping all the dirt and

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everything out of there and I'm
going to redo every fucking

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thing because it is so bad that
I, I, it's embarrassing.

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Like I don't even want to be in
my backyard.

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I hate that.
Shit, yeah.

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Just had a lot of sex on Friday,
a little bit in Saturday, 1:00

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this morning.
Yeah, that's really what I did.

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There's a lot like my Dick is
swollen, remember?

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God.
Poor thing.

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Maybe get a sequel to that
songs.

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It was how many times, how many
times you have sex?

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Oh, I don't know if that count.
I didn't know.

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I don't know how many times.
It was just a lot.

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I was 'cause I, I drove over,
you know, 'cause she, she hates

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when I say she's my part time
wife.

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I'm like when I get to her
Friday.

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She's mad.
I know, I know, I said when I

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get there on Friday, you be
ready.

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Have that hole ready for me.
I did.

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I did.
I even took one of them little.

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I took one of them Viagra pills
or whatever.

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I got one of those little pills
so I'd be ready.

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Yeah, those things are fun to
take.

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Which?
One did you get, We talked about

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this last week, I think.
Which one was it?

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I don't know.
I just somebody just, I got it

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from somebody and it wasn't, I
wasn't, didn't get from like a

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doctor, doctor, but you know, oh
God.

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Remember.
Remember when that one chick

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that used to be on the show,
whatever her name was, I forget,

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but she used to do that Blue
Chew commercials?

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Yeah, and you did the.
Blue Chew commercials too.

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Dude didn't.
You for a little while, yeah,

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because they finally were like,
maybe we should have somebody

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like.
Has a penis.

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Yeah, somebody else who can talk
about it and I'm just like

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y'all, y'all could have came to
me with this from the beginning,

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but they were just like, well,
we didn't know if you guys

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wanted to advertise a boner
pill.

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I'm like, does the does their
check clear?

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Because I will.
Maybe you should get Bluetooth

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to sponsor this podcast.
Yeah, it's not like I can't get

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hard.
You just take it.

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But it's like when you get on
the air though and you talk

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about it, it's like feels like,
oh, this Dick don't work, you

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know what I mean?
Like.

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We could probably, we could
probably have like a, a, a

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partnership with them were like,
you know, at checkout.

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Promo.
Code dam or whatever and then

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they kick back something to us.
It's worth looking into, I mean.

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That's a good.
Idea.

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The one thing I miss is having a
sales team because I mean, we

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should be making a lot more
money than we are.

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Yeah, but the last sales team we
have sucked.

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Yeah, this one's no.
Better.

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We're doing just to do the best
I can.

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I fucking created a whole
campaign for some guy.

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Let me tell you guys, I created
a whole campaign for some dude

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who just started his business.
I created a video for him, a

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Jingle, all kinds of shit.
He's going to sponsor the

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podcast and he fucking ghosted
me.

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So, so it's like it's really
difficult when you spend all

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that time doing that.
And you also have a job too, you

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know, so it's, it's kind of
frustrating.

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But we do test sponsorships and,
and we are sort of a marketing

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agency.
So we will work with you to

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create your brand and help you
build it up and we'll be a part

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of it.
So if you want to work with us,

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we're definitely open to do
stuff like that, but just don't

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ghost me.
If you can't do it, you can't do

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it, that's fine.
But.

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Just Speaking of ghosting, you
know, today was the day I was

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going to have the second on to
help me find Miss Guthrie.

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Oh.
Yeah, you want.

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So what's?
I did get an e-mail.

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I got it.
So last night I was in bed.

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I went to bed early and I got a
text and I looked at it this

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morning and the woman originally
coming on said her daughter was

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sick and like you should have
seen this coming.

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You didn't like?
Well, I mean, sometimes kids.

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How old are the kid?
Yeah.

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But I mean, if you're already,
if you're already booked and you

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know you're coming on there, you
should be able to look into the

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future and say.
I mean, that's a valid point.

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That's a valid point.
That's.

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True.
Maybe.

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I don't know how that works.
So then I found this other lady

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somehow, I don't know how
Christina kind of knows her, but

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reached out to her and Savannah
Guthrie actually follows her, is

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looking at her story.
And I sent part of it and I, so

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I sent her a couple messages
today and then boom, nothing.

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I'm like, why would you not want
to be on here?

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I'm not dogging her.
Who knows what's happening?

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But I will say this, she's
worked with the FBI and, and

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been able to find people.
If she can help, I know that's

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putting a lot on your, your
talent.

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I was going to go Friday.
I was going to leave that.

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I'd have looked at plane
tickets.

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Wait, so this lady, she's worked
with the FBI and has helped the

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second lady?
Yeah, yeah.

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And Savan Savannah.
I keep getting that lady's name.

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Savannah.
Savannah, Savannah.

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I sent the screenshot to you
guys.

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Did everybody see it today?
Yeah, she's watching her,

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because this woman must be
pretty good.

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Weird.
OK.

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So I but I haven't heard
anything back and I know she was

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active because I told one of my
friends and he's like, oh, let

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me go check her out.
She's kind of hot.

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I'm like, oh, OK.
And then she followed him back,

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but then she didn't answer my
text.

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I'm like, what did a mocker?
I just wanted to hear her

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reading.
But you know, you, you might

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have to give him a phone with me
if I'm out there looking for it.

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And by the way, according to the
text that I looked at today, the

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lady's.
I don't think this might be a

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shocker to most people, but
she's dead.

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You're you're saying Savannah
got.

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According to that Lady, Savannah
Guthrie's mom is dead.

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That's the screenshot I have in
front of me.

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It says she's, she's, she's
passed.

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It's probably safe to say that
she's dead.

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I don't think that's much.
Stretching this point.

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Yeah, asshole.
Yeah, I've been thinking that

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ever after like day 4.
After like day four, I was like.

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Well, guys, I had a really good
plan.

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I was going to go out there and
I was going to find her if she

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was alive or if I needed a
shovel or whatever.

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I went to Home Depot.
There's $200,000 on the line.

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Do you know what that and I
would split it with all of us

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because all of us are part of
this team other than my I'd I'd

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just take away more that cost me
to travel whatever.

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And then we'd all look at the
math we didn't have on that.

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You guys would be so proud of
me.

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I.
Would.

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Give you a free check cuz.
I'm a medal, get a medal.

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I'm fucking mad about it because
I didn't even think.

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I didn't even think about that
money.

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There's money involved here.
This bitch just lost us this

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chance to to gain potentially a
few $100,000 and now she didn't

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show up and now she ruined it
for.

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Us because she knows where the
person is and she wants that

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money for herself which that's
exactly I can't say I blame you

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that's.
Valid.

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I guess I don't know.
They said they found something

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in the news yesterday, found
some blood and something else a

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mile from her house.
I knew she's going to be close

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to her house.
I was going to go out there and

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find her.
I see the damn desert.

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Didn't they like block off like
they blocked off the street

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yesterday?
They weren't letting people down

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there and then they were like
kicking the media out and shit.

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So I, I don't even know, I
haven't checked any updates.

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Does anybody even know what's
going on at this point?

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I'm I'm not up to date either.
I was waiting for today.

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I was.
Hoping the psychic was going to

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tell us everything.
I mean, I was going to bring my

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my gun because it's Arizona will
recognize my Florida concealed

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license.
And I, I mean, I don't know who

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I'm out there fighting, but
I'll, I'll kill a son of a

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bitch.
I was hoping to rescue her,

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which would be bad.
I got a big shootout and then I

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got this old lady who can't
hardly move, you know.

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But I mean, I.
Even prepared.

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But I have to tell you guys, I
even like prepared to do like

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prepped for the show.
Like I actually did stuff

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instead of just coming on here
like, all right, let's see what

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happens.
Like I actually had questions

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for this lady and I was why do I
waste my fucking time?

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I'm so mad, right?
Now, well, she.

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This whole show's a waste of
time.

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Who?
Knows she may she may come on if

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she does, we may have some kind
of special we can put on a

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Patreon or something.
I don't know if I get an answer

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I'd.
Be fine if listen, I'll tell you

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what, if she even texts you
while we're in the middle of the

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show, we'll do like a breaking.
She could just break in.

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Breaking.
Breaking news with the We got

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our psychic on the show.
Psychic.

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Yeah, NTDS alert.
That's what we need.

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We need, we need an NTDS alert.
Sound effect.

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Fuck, I ain't gonna make that.
Damn it.

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So much stuff.
So anyway, I hate to this point

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people, but I was planning on it
was about I have to fly to

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Pensacola, which is a little bit
of drive for me, but it was

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about 600 something bus because
it's last minute.

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But if I would have got the
details, I'd have been on a

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plane Friday, right after my
morning show, and I'd have spent

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the weekend looking for it's.
OK, just stroke and a shovel.

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Why don't you just do it anyway?
I don't understand what's

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stopping you.
I don't know where to go I.

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Was going to say he doesn't know
where she.

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Is, I mean, I'm really big.
I don't like she's near a plant,

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you know?
Like what?

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Lots of.
Lots of shrubs, you know we're

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going to start what shrub you're
going to pick.

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Well, here here at this point,
you know this this episode is

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going to be this episode comes
out on Tuesday.

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So if any, when you hear this
episode, if any of you are

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psychic or know of a psychic
that wants to connect with us

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and then we can get stroke out
there this next weekend or so to

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go to go find Nancy got the all
work together.

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Mikey, you got me that
microphone with a little thing

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on it.
I was getting right in front of

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her house.
I was gonna do breaking live

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news.
I was gonna be all over the

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place.
And then I was gonna stop people

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who's jogging down the street
and I'm like, can I look in your

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backyard?
And they said no, go.

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Oh, why?
Why, Yeah.

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Are you guilty?
Yeah, what you what you hiding

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back there?
Yeah, what the fuck?

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Call the cops.
I would have probably dealt with

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the cops I'm sure a couple
times.

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You'd get the cops called on
you.

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Yeah, I hope so, to be honest
with you.

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All right, that's all I got.
All right.

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Well, we appreciate that stroke.
That's our update on the Nancy

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Guthrie case.
So we still haven't found her

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and nobody has found her and
she's probably dead at this

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point.
So we've accepted that, but

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we're going to try to find the
body so that we can get some

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money.
Let's move on to our voicemails

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and.
Yeah, because what's the?

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Reward not.
That damn show.

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Don't you want to leave us a
message on that damn voicemail?

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Yeah, I can tell you how to
leave us a message on that damn

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voicemail.
Call 916312.

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DAM.
And.

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Damn. 916312 DAM.
And.

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Damn.
Sorry Ian, I did not do that on

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purpose.
I swear to God I was.

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Like, yeah, but yeah, was is the
reward dead or alive?

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Like if she's dead are we still
fine or do we get the money?

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That's a great question.
OK, good.

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Because I was worried about that
as well.

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If she's like do we we get all
the money?

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Like it's not like they only get
half.

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Yeah, you get half like Dead
half Alive 200, No.

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I think it was.
I mean, I really hope that she's

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wrong and she is alive.
I'm not really mocking it, but I

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don't believe she is and I would
have.

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I just want to give the family
their body back so they can have

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a peaceful rest for.
She's alive, she's alive.

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That's more likely they make a
movie about you starring

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Channing Tatum.
I know my luck.

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I'd pick my luck.
I'd pick her up getting a car

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accident and she'd die.
Tatum, I don't think that's who

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it's.
I don't think that's who would

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play stroke.
I gotta be honest with you.

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I don't know who it would be,
but I don't think it would be

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Channing, even though everyone
says you guys look so much

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alike.
Yeah, when we were putting

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Stroke and I were working
together, that was a running

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joke.
Yeah, Stroke looks just like

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Channing Tatum, my ass.
They look more like Ian's ass

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than.
For real.

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That's hilarious.
All right, so we got a bunch of

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comments and we do have a
handful of voicemails and we'll

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start off with those.
And the first one is from Jesse,

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who hasn't.
I haven't heard from Jesse in a

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while, but he's checking in so.
They're doing Jesse.

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I just I just quit my job with
his and that it was his one the

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one of the worst things and that
was last so so I'm doing fine.

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Well, he's doing fine.
At least sound like he like he

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quit his job something.
And I, I'm just going to try to

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decipher because there was a
part I couldn't really

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understand.
He quit his job something,

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something somebody's mood swings
or something.

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Maybe his boss was heading to
any mood swings and that was the

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last.
Straw Mike, if we got any

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budgeting money where we can
maybe get him to be our voice

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guy.
Yeah, actually we probably could

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pay him to be our voice guy.
I have 10.

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Bucks or something I can.
Throw him a little bit of money,

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just record him a little bit.
If he'll just let me, if I just

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record a couple minutes of his
voice, I can pretty much do

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anything I want with it at that
point.

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Already done.
So it sounds weird.

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It does sound weird, but it is
true.

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Jesse, feel free to let us know
if you're open to be our voice

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guy.
If you need a job, we got you.

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Hey so I'm driving into work as
I do almost every single day and

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I see this almost guy on the
side of the road same spot every

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single day with his setup, his
tent, his table, all his junk.

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It made me realize if his home
is the side of the road in that

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spot that he's made his own
designated spot.

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Is he really homeless or does he
live there?

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Just thought I thought that out
there.

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Love you guys.
Bye.

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Deep thoughts.
Philosophical.

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Philosophical.
I mean, I guess the world is our

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home.
The world is your toilet.

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You go wherever you want to.
You can live and poop whatever

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wherever you want.
And thinking California can

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pretty much live anywhere on the
streets.

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Yeah, that's that's true.
I remember the old story.

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When I got the Roseville, they
told me that the homeless people

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came into Roseville in Placer
County.

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They would bring them back to
Sacramento.

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Like literally overstate line,
county line and be like shoot.

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Let me tell you, they're not
doing a good job of that right

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now because there's been some
weirdos walking around.

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And I hate to be that guy, but
man, Mandy and I were driving

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through our neighborhood and
there was this guy.

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He looked like he looked
homeless as fuck.

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And he's walking like out of the
development we live in.

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And I'm like.
Homeless as fuck.

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Like how the fuck this guy
doesn't belong here OK there's

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no reason for you to be in this
area.

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This is all houses and schools
and you look sketchy as Hells.

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And I'm not trying to be a Dick.
Like I get if I see somebody

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sometimes I'll help them but
this was sketchy as hell.

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I didn't call the police or
anything but like they're not

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They need to step their game up.
I don't want.

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What they what they call them
out there in California,

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Unhoused.
Unhoused I'm like, but homeless

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means I don't homeless.
I don't have a home.

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It's the same.
Damn word stroke.

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It's offensive.
Everything is fucking offensive.

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It's.
True, I've never met a homeless

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person who said that's
offensive.

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No.
Because.

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They don't care, they got other
shit to do.

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It's.
Ridiculous or undicked, I mean.

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Yeah.
You're undicked.

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You're not.
That's what it is.

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From now on you're that's you're
undicked.

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Undicked individual.
That's what women are.

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That's what start calling women
undicked.

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You're not even a.
Woman anymore.

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You were just an undicked
individual.

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I did see that one woman and
like tell.

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Everybody I've ever said.
I did see that one woman who

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worked at that one station we
worked at who said, you know,

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love to tell everybody she was a
Rainbow Warrior every break.

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Oh, she got fired.
She's undicked.

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She never.
Yeah, she's undicked.

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She's undicked, unemployed.
Yeah, she.

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Wow.
Jobless or unjobsed?

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Ridiculous, jobless, all the
things.

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Fuck her man.
That's what you listen.

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I don't want to be a Dick, but
I'm going to you.

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Literally just said fuck her.
I know that's what you get when

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you make your whole personality,
your sexual orientation.

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I'm sorry.
I'm just like, you could be gay,

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be gay.
I support you.

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I encourage that.
But I'm just saying you don't

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have to make that your whole
life.

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Uncared.
Yeah, and when you make that

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about your career too, you get
UN careered, unjobbed.

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Unemployed.
Then they fired that morning

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guy, too.
They're firing everybody over

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there.
Yep, they have been unhired that

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fucking.
Station is UN stationed like

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they're done.
Man.

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It's unbearable.
It's unlistenable.

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Like let me tell you, it is not
good.

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Yeah, I haven't checked in.
I haven't checked in months, but

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I looked at their ratings.
So I'm like, yeah, I'd clean

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house too.
Just fire everyone.

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Fuck.
Because a lot, because a lot of

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people don't know if you, if you
ever want to, if you ever want

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to go look, you can.
Radio ratings are public

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knowledge.
You can go look at them.

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So if you ever be like, oh, man,
like, how could they put this

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shit on?
They must be tanking.

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Yeah.
But those public numbers are

454
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,640
kind of bullshit though I guess.
Yeah, you get like the big

455
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,440
number, like the there are.
Numbers.

456
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,680
But they're a decent indication
of, like, where the station's

457
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,520
going.
Kind of, yeah.

458
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:16,160
Yeah, it depends for a layman.
Yeah, exactly.

459
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,560
A couple more voicemails here.
Hey.

460
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:25,640
So I just realized, and this
could because I'm really stoned,

461
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:30,720
but I can tell SpongeBob isn't
really the main character of

462
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:36,040
SpongeBob SquarePants because
Patrick is the star.

463
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:37,920
Shut the fuck up.
What?

464
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:43,400
The fuck?
Who are these people?

465
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,320
I.
Don't, I don't know.

466
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:48,240
And it's funny because that
voicemail came in through our

467
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,040
our website.
I've yeah, I always forget that

468
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,960
you can leave voicemails on our
website and somebody literally

469
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,720
went to the.
Website and goodness, so dumb.

470
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,320
He why did he sound like Buffalo
Bob though it?

471
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,760
Was very I'm voicemail him.
I know.

472
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,680
Nah.
Keep calling in.

473
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,080
That was pretty creepy, but it.
Was.

474
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,040
Very creepy.
Last one last.

475
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,880
Voicemail.
What the fuck girl?

476
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,040
In the last episode with the
pegging call me.

477
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,960
Would never.
I would never.

478
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:22,800
Fucking do that to you man.
I heard my fucking name dropped

479
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,120
in there dude.
Like we, it's a fuck.

480
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,840
Later.
Is he talking?

481
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,640
But did you say he was the one
that said you were getting

482
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,800
pegged?
Is that what he was?

483
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,640
Talking, I was like, I'm I'm
just trying to narrow down who's

484
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,720
leaving these fucking comments.
And I'm like, it's somebody

485
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,920
fucking with me.
And it's not Danny either,

486
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,640
because he also reached out
after that episode.

487
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,160
He's like, I want, I want to let
you know.

488
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,280
Trust me, if it was me, I'd have
fucking told you.

489
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,280
Damn, maybe it's the person who
actually pegged you, I mean.

490
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,560
No one.
Pegged me.

491
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,680
I don't know.
Well, whoever it is need to come

492
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:53,520
clean.
We want to know.

493
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,360
Yeah, stop hiding behind the
anonymity and show yourself.

494
00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:01,280
Unpacked, it's.
Pig and stick.

495
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,520
Oh man, that's funny shit.
We do have some some comments

496
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,680
too to get to the first one
here.

497
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:12,640
Is this person just subscribed
on here for the video to support

498
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,680
the show?
Definitely worth it.

499
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,240
He says is the best podcast
ever.

500
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,560
This is from Chris.
He's subscribed on Spotify.

501
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,800
What you can do by the way, you
can subscribe on Spotify.

502
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,920
We're on Patreon, support the
show.

503
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,280
That's we appreciate you Chris.
Thank you.

504
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,920
Oh oh so the next 1 is really
long.

505
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,960
You guys can't read that?
So I'm going to read it to you

506
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,880
because this actually this came
in through a voicemail or not an

507
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,720
e-mail to us and I have to read
it to you guys says I can't

508
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,840
listen to your show on full
volume in my car anymore.

509
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,120
Last week I was in a Taco Bell
drive through.

510
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,840
I paused your show to order food
and the girl at the window was

511
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,680
cute, smiling and a little
flirty.

512
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,640
She handed me my food, I said
thanks and then did what I

513
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:53,040
always do, press the play button
to keep to keep listening.

514
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,480
It wasn't the exact moment
Stroke yelled I'm going to lick

515
00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:05,200
your butt hole.
So I guess I can't go to Taco

516
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:09,400
Bell anymore.
And then he goes and then today

517
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,780
I'm pulling into my work parking
lot and one of my black Co

518
00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:14,920
workers was standing out there
having a smoke.

519
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,720
You guys were playing funny
videos that you found online.

520
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,220
And right as I pull into my
space next to the black Co

521
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:23,920
worker, my speaker blast out the
video of the black guy going

522
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:30,040
thank God for the white man.
Like I said, we just ruined this

523
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,400
dude's life.
You had a bad day.

524
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,800
Says I'm pretty sure my Co
worker thinks I listen to white

525
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,600
nationalist radio in the cards
now, which is fucking hilarious.

526
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:45,680
What channel is that on?
Yeah, where is that station?

527
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,920
Wet.
You listen to WET.

528
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:54,120
Why Entertainment key?
Sorry, Corey, we, we always say

529
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,480
it's probably best to keep us at
a low volume.

530
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,200
Actually, I tell people.
It's absolutely not.

531
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,480
If you're in your car driving
right now listening to us, roll

532
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,640
your windows down so that any
stop light you.

533
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,960
Yeah, because, because we want
people to spread the word.

534
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,960
So if somebody next to you at
the stop light right now has

535
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,760
their window down, look at them
and be like, not that damn show.

536
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,880
Give it a listen.
I still want Jen to read a a

537
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,880
whole like a part of a novel
dirty so I can go at the gas

538
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,280
station and do this kind of the
same thing and fuck with people.

539
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,120
Yeah, Stroke in the wild.
We got to do that.

540
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:29,360
We have stroke in the wild
coming up in the next episode.

541
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,320
It's a couple really good videos
that stroked it.

542
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:35,360
It would be really funny.
A couple more comments here,

543
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,560
actually more than a couple.
There's a bunch this one says.

544
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,440
Thank you Mikey for bringing
back the much needed clip.

545
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:45,160
In that clip he's talking about
is that one because that gay is

546
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,080
that is one of the best clips
ever.

547
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,400
We definitely needed that.
You're welcome Diego.

548
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,200
This next one here is from Alan
says.

549
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,520
I once got a ticket that I had
framed in decent exposure for a

550
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,480
peace to a peace officer in a
moving vehicle.

551
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,760
So you've known somebody?
He says that's what was written

552
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,640
on the ticket.
Got drunk and hung my ass out of

553
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,280
the window as we drove down the
Main Street.

554
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,760
Cop was parked on the side
street.

555
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,920
This was back in the 90s.
That's a good ticket to have

556
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,000
framed.
I would frame that.

557
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:10,920
I would frame that too.
Yeah.

558
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:11,520
That's.
Awesome.

559
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,720
My wife here, Mandy NTDSHR says
I should sell NTDS sourdough and

560
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,720
I believe everybody agrees with
that statement.

561
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:20,520
Hell.
Yeah.

562
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,400
She is literally on the other
side in in the kitchen right now

563
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:28,920
making she's making bread, she's
making sourdough English muffins

564
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,600
and sourdough cinnamon rolls my
house.

565
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,280
I love when she baked and your.
Wife just started start making

566
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,920
sourdough too.
What the fuck is going on?

567
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:35,960
I think.
It's Mandy.

568
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,360
I think Mandy told her something
about making bread and she made

569
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,960
some bread.
It was Mandy's recipe and it was

570
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,600
delicious.
Yeah, tell, tell Mandy she

571
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,400
should score it with NTDS like
our logo.

572
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,720
She needs to score her
sourdough.

573
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,200
I'll be over to pick some up
later.

574
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,640
Jen said you should score the
sourdough with NTDS.

575
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,960
She said OK.
We'll sell a recipe book shit we

576
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,000
ain't got.
We just need money.

577
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,760
We'll just do our we'll do a
whole recipe book.

578
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,400
I got some recipes things that I
make too.

579
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,000
We.
Could and these are.

580
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:01,520
The real.
Recipes.

581
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,920
That we make, it's really funny.
I'll say that because I, I, I

582
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,560
cook for my girlfriend all the
time and she's like, she's like,

583
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,720
I need to make, she wants to
make a recipe book of just shit

584
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,280
that I've made for her.
How Let's do that?

585
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,720
We should do that for real.
That could be like a Christmas

586
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,320
thing that we release.
That's a good idea, Jen.

587
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,640
Write that down.
I think that's a really good

588
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,320
idea.
I'm also still working on our

589
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,800
other book.
Oh yeah, the coloring book.

590
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,200
Well, never mind, I guess.
Well, not a surprise there.

591
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,680
I fucked it up.
Cut it out, Cut it out.

592
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,960
We can beep.
It out, I'll beep it out I'm.

593
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,720
Gonna write a little book about
how how to clean your dishes

594
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,440
when you're done cooking.
You know, as you go for women,

595
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,320
Ian.
Women.

596
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,240
That will know for Ian.
Oh my bad.

597
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,760
You motherfucker.
Just tried to fizz all the

598
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,480
ladies off today.
I'm doing.

599
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,880
A great job doing a great job.
We got some more messages here.

600
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,680
Anyway, sourdough.
Good stuff, Stephanie says.

601
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,680
I used to work at a porn shop.
I had a customer who tried to

602
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,080
return a pocket pussy after he
used it.

603
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,280
And no, that's fucking
disgusting.

604
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,840
Are you serious?
Other people are the worst part

605
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,920
of life.
Yeah.

606
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:03,760
Oh, I should try to do that with
my microphone, but it's nasty.

607
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,960
I don't listen.
That's disgusting and I would

608
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,920
love it if you did that because
I think that'd be fucking

609
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,520
hilarious.
And I know that's so gross, but

610
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,480
also I'm curious how somebody
would react to something like

611
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,120
that.
I probably, you know what?

612
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,480
I quit.
That's that.

613
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,120
It really I would too like do
whatever you want to.

614
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,120
You can have everything in the
store.

615
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,240
I'm out of here.
Especially if I have it like

616
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,800
it's real juicy and it just kind
of like drips on the counter.

617
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:31,120
Saying juicy gross man, come on.
You ruin every conversation you.

618
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,080
Can put some just kind of liquid
inside of it to make it look

619
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,760
like it.
Yeah, that's what I mean.

620
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:40,560
It's like like milk.
Or something so nasty.

621
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,560
Traumatize somebody.
This one's from your wife here.

622
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,200
Stroke, Christina Marie.
Lady Stroke.

623
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,960
She says part time wife.
She's mad at you.

624
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,140
I'm full time.
Not my fault you're only part

625
00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:52,560
time conscious because you're
old and and can't function every

626
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,240
day without a nap.
All right, man.

627
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,000
And then she give you the middle
finger.

628
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,280
I nap all the time too.
I don't understand what's so

629
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,240
wrong about that.
Sometimes people will just nap.

630
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,120
Sleep.
Yeah.

631
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,560
Thank you.
He gets up early.

632
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,480
When you work morning radio,
naps are essential.

633
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,360
You need them to survive.
That's true.

634
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,240
I wouldn't know.
I don't work morning radio, Ally

635
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,200
Cakes here says.
Did you guys hear about the the

636
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,320
hear about the What'd you say?
Neither does Rob.

637
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,120
For now, neither does, neither
does Neanderthal, and neither

638
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,320
does the lesbian from 9.
No, but none of them do this

639
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,120
one.
This prosescus.

640
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,920
Have you heard about the Midget
St. worker on Stockton Blvd. in

641
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,880
Sacramento?
Is that real?

642
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:34,800
Oh my God.
Live there?

643
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,400
I don't know.
Oh my God.

644
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:42,040
Yeah, we we need confirmation.
So, Sacramento listeners, can

645
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,320
anyone verify this?
We need pictures, we want

646
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,400
visual, we want visual
confirmation.

647
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,360
So proof of life.
It's a Midget hooker.

648
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:53,440
Is that what we're?
That's what I'm picking up right

649
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,960
now because that's Stockton
Blvd. where the where the hoes

650
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,000
hang out.
If you're and look, if you are,

651
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:03,040
if if, if you're a Midget and
you're even like slightly

652
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,280
attractive, I guaranteed like
you could probably make a

653
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:10,480
killing on only fans.
I'm sure there's plenty of

654
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,320
midgets on only fans.
I'm sure they're already.

655
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,640
I'm assuming there are, but it's
just like that's some kind of

656
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,520
weird bucket list thing for a
lot of people, so they they

657
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,920
would subscribe.
Let me see how many midgets are

658
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,840
in America, Do you?
Want me to ask our sponsor

659
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:24,920
ChatGPT?
Yes.

660
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,520
You search, I'm searching y'all
Have fun.

661
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,880
I mean, I don't think they like
the word midgets, but you know,

662
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,440
and.
But they know what you mean, so

663
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,040
we're.
Bringing it back, We're bringing

664
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:39,160
it back.
Well, let's see, roughly 30,000

665
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,080
to 40,000 people.
According to our sponsor Chad

666
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,280
GBT, there's roughly 30 to
40,000 people with some form of

667
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:49,160
dwarfism in America.
I've got 30,000 to 65,000.

668
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,160
All right, so we're just making
up numbers.

669
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,720
Well, I mean, that's pretty
fair.

670
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,640
I said 30 to 40 has went a
little bit higher.

671
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,600
So I think we're, you know,
we're somewhere in the range of,

672
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:01,280
you know, under 70,000.
I'm going to say about 50,000.

673
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:05,600
About 50,000.
Oh, did you know 7500 members

674
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,480
are a part of the Little People
of America?

675
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,320
Do you have to be?
Oh my God, that's a real thing.

676
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,080
That is a real thing.
So where do they meet and can I

677
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,760
go?
How do we it strokes microphone?

678
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,160
Do you have to be a little
person?

679
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,800
I'm assuming so.
Little People of America, The

680
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,160
LDA.
Can I get sponsored by?

681
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,000
Nonprofit organization that
provides support, advocacy and

682
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,240
resources for people who are of
short stature and their

683
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,200
families.
So there's not a convention.

684
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,760
I bet there is.
Pretty sure.

685
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,720
Little people convention.
Oh yeah, $55 annual membership.

686
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,480
Mike, you see this when you're
looking at it.

687
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,400
No, I didn't scroll any further.
That's.

688
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,440
That's a good deal.
That's a good deal.

689
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,640
They're not.
Going to turn down money.

690
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,760
They're just going to take it.
So, like Jen, how tall are you?

691
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:47,800
5 foot 5.
Foot one.

692
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,160
Close enough 5 foot 1 1/2 you
can be my family.

693
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,200
We need to squat that day when
you go in.

694
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,600
I know we'll just just we'll
tell them you're shorter.

695
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,960
Perfect.
All right, we're going to figure

696
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,680
this out and.
We're you identify as a Midget?

697
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,840
I can I will lead with that I
identify.

698
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:07,440
But but back to this, we do need
someone to confirm the Midget

699
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,400
St. worker on Stockton but for
us, so please send us a picture.

700
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,520
A couple more here last.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

701
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,400
Wait, what?
Did you find him?

702
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:19,320
The 37th Dwarf Athletic
Association of America National

703
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,560
Games will be held in New
Orleans in 2026.

704
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,640
Oh my God, wait wait, tickets
marketing I did #18.

705
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,160
Tickets to my ass, I want to go.
Oh yeah, let's go, we.

706
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,280
Can broadcast live from there.
Oh.

707
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,160
My God.
Yes, it just says in 2026.

708
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,240
So literally a Dwarf Athletic
Association national games.

709
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:40,480
I must be there.
Every break we do have to do,

710
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,080
when we talk, we have to use
helium do.

711
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,280
You remember we did that on the
radio before?

712
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,120
Do you remember that you, you
stroke.

713
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,200
You did the WTF news with a
helium voice.

714
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,400
Yeah, Oh my God, that was
hilarious.

715
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:58,840
We need to go.
I think it's in July, but either

716
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,480
way, like I'm I, I'm.
Gonna follow this.

717
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,480
Who cares?
I I know I.

718
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,960
Once asked our sponsor Chad TBT,
what kind of games midgets play?

719
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,880
Kind of games?
What?

720
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,880
Kind of games.
Play.

721
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:18,920
At their sporting, maybe.
We just chase them, like maybe

722
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,840
we get to be involved and we
just run around and chase some

723
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,480
midgets.
Here we go, Ched.

724
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,160
Hates me.
I know it does.

725
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,200
It's like dude, what are you
talking about sporting events

726
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,200
for?
Did they do track and field?

727
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,320
Swimming, basketball, soccer,
powerlifting.

728
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,000
What?
Oh fuck yeah.

729
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,840
There's a lot of pictures of
midgets on my right.

730
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,240
Now soccer, volleyball.
Oh my God, I have to.

731
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,240
I'm going to this.
I don't care.

732
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,480
And listen, we're not.
We're not.

733
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,000
I know it sounds like we're
making fun of you.

734
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:47,360
We're not.
We're.

735
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,880
I don't think we have a Midget
listener, but you can.

736
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,680
I know we probably don't.
I mean, I wouldn't watch your

737
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,760
Midget do anything.
I mean watch your Midget shit.

738
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,040
I'm like, this is funny.
God.

739
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:56,880
Nope.
Nope.

740
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,560
OK, no.
Man, God damn it.

741
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,200
OK, let's move on.
Fucking.

742
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,960
Hell, a little bit turds.
I bet it's like a little bit

743
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,400
like rabbit *** Turds.
Although rabbit, once we find

744
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,800
out where this is, now you got
me.

745
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,960
I got it.
Now I want to know.

746
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,920
Once we find out when this is,
we need to get tickets.

747
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,440
We do.
All right, the next shirt,

748
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,960
somebody says Donald says it
should be the River Cooter

749
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,160
shirt.
Yep.

750
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,920
Which I think is pretty funny
and I don't know.

751
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,160
What?
I don't know what it is.

752
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,960
But all right next, Sir River
Cooter.

753
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,960
Was I not here for this
conversation?

754
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,000
Yeah, I think that was one of
the episodes.

755
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,120
Oh, you.
Mean yeah, I think you might

756
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,280
have missed that episode.
It was 2 episodes ago.

757
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,000
Dude.
It's River Cooter.

758
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,840
Yeah, kind of like an Otter of
sorts.

759
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,120
I.
Was thinking about the other day

760
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,160
and they sent The Daily Show
down there and it was Helms and

761
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,120
I can't find it online.
I don't know if they made him

762
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,200
take it down, but he went out
there and interviewed people

763
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:47,000
because Ian, you know, the
Cooter Festival is River Cooter.

764
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,240
It's a, that's what they call
it.

765
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,800
You know that that's down here
in Florida.

766
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,720
That's how that came up.
Ed Helms the actor.

767
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,200
Yeah, he was on The Daily Show.
Yeah.

768
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,280
Yeah, yeah.
I can't find the episode.

769
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:58,440
I don't know if they yanked it
down or what.

770
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,240
I've looked everywhere.
Yeah, Steve Carell was on The

771
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,560
Daily Show, and Ed Helms was.
Yeah, I didn't know Ed Helms was

772
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,600
though.
And last one here finally just

773
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:13,680
from Nico's Gen. sucks so.
Hi Nico, you fucking asshole.

774
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,920
Wow, wow, let's beat that.
That's huh.

775
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,800
I really think we should
probably beep.

776
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,160
That beep.
Why would I beep that?

777
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,240
I wouldn't beep.
Anything.

778
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,400
Dude.
I've been nice enough.

779
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,160
I've been nice enough.
Shut the fuck up.

780
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:31,680
Go away.
I mean, the guy is kind of an

781
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,800
ass.
I didn't have to put that

782
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,000
comment in there, that's for
sure.

783
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,520
But you know.
Thanks.

784
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,400
Thanks, Mikey.
I thought it was funny after

785
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,880
going through all those all
those comments.

786
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,840
The last one was just Nico's.
The Gen. sucks.

787
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,800
It's all I.
Mean I was like 95% of that is

788
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:50,000
Nico's fault, but Mikey chose to
put that there just to just to

789
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,160
get a rise out of you.
So Mikey's also a Dick.

790
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,440
I could have left it.
You're welcome.

791
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,040
In case he needs to beep it
again, she caught him a fan I'm.

792
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,080
Going.
To.

793
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,200
Beep it.
I'm not even going to beep it.

794
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:06,320
It is what it is, OK.
So we are going to get so

795
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,440
cancelled.
We, I like who, who, who can

796
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,360
cancel.
We don't even hate everybody.

797
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,679
We just fuck with everybody.
By them there's nobody we can't

798
00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:17,400
get cancelled.
We we're we are funded by the

799
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,560
listeners like So what they
going to cancel them for

800
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,840
themselves?
They're going to be mad.

801
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,080
I'm going to cancel the show I
pay for.

802
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,960
Literally was trying to get
sponsors like 30 minutes ago and

803
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,480
then Jen and Stroke just ruined
it.

804
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,679
Well, I, I know a guy that's
like, you know, he's a gay guy,

805
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:36,239
super cool guy and he calls he,
he goes, that guy is super

806
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,719
queer.
You know, I got the, he just the

807
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,920
way he describes it, he's like,
he's too gay.

808
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,880
He don't like being around
super, super gays.

809
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,080
He's too gay.
I'm like he's too.

810
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,719
Gay.
I don't know.

811
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:51,080
I guess you could be too gay, I
guess.

812
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,760
You call me a cracker if you
want to, but I'm only 99% of 1.

813
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,880
Whose dogs are that?
Not mine.

814
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:01,120
Look, look, look at Dad.
She's yelling.

815
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,040
She's.
Like a mother, I saw a mother

816
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,560
fucker shut up.
I think I just is what she said.

817
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,840
Turn the fucking make the dog
shut up.

818
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,280
Wow.
That was great.

819
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,960
That was aggressive.
That was very aggressive.

820
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,480
By the way, my sister-in-law has
two queer dogs.

821
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,520
I just want to tell you that
they lick each other's Dicks.

822
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,520
Feel like.
How do you know they're gay?

823
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,000
He.
Just like you can.

824
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,080
Text her they're they're
constantly like just doing gay

825
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,520
shit.
Even her sister tell you they're

826
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:30,600
just gay.
Maybe not gay, they just like to

827
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,320
do gay things.
All righty.

828
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:38,160
Wouldn't that make you gay,
Mike?

829
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,440
If I wanted to shake you in the
butt, wouldn't that make me gay?

830
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:45,000
It's sugar if you're gay.
All right, let's squash this.

831
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,320
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.

832
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,840
I got to squash this.
Is it fruit in the tank or sugar

833
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,040
in the tank?
It's sugar.

834
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,560
I say fruit.
Shoot, it's sugar.

835
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:54,440
I thought.
It's sugar.

836
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:55,720
I.
Always said fruit.

837
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,080
Honey Boo Boo said fruit, and
I'm going to say fruit.

838
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,600
Oh, so we're, so we're going off
of what Honey Boo Boo said, OK.

839
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,680
That's my life.
That's your life.

840
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,840
God damn that is a good
representation of America still

841
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:11,200
to this day as a matter of fact.
Jenny, you ready to get into WTF

842
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,400
news?
I think we should do that.

843
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:13,880
Let's do.
That what the?

844
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,520
Is going on here.
What the?

845
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,360
What the?
What?

846
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:23,360
The.
What the All right, so today's

847
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,240
first story comes straight from
the dark web.

848
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,280
I love the dark web, it's my
favorite.

849
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,520
I actually don't go there but.
Was it gonna be dark?

850
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,520
I always, yeah, it's racist, but
I always do.

851
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,960
You have to like, you have to
have like a different browser

852
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,160
and shit like that to kind of
get access to the dark web and.

853
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:40,640
Yeah.
I'm good.

854
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:45,240
Yeah, well, somebody on the dark
web decided that the next big

855
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:48,800
weight loss weight loss trend
would be the tapeworm diet

856
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,760
pills.
Oh my God.

857
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,360
Oh yeah, I've heard of this
before.

858
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:55,920
So, yeah, as in, like the
tapeworms that dogs get.

859
00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:58,200
Yeah, what they'll do, Yeah,
people get.

860
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:03,280
Tapeworms, they do.
So here's what went down.

861
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:06,680
A 21 year old woman bought
capsules filled with tapeworm

862
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:11,720
eggs, a variety of them, and at
first, after she took them, she

863
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:15,720
lost tons of weight.
But then, yeah, then she started

864
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:20,480
getting stomach cramps,
fainting, headaches, and lumps

865
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:25,640
under her chin.
Fast forward to almost a year

866
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:29,400
later, a doctor starts scanning
her and discovers there's

867
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:35,440
multiple cysts in her brain, in
her tongue, and her liver.

868
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:40,200
Turns out she didn't just get
one tapeworm, she got multiple

869
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,760
species throughout her entire
body, including the pork

870
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,400
tapeworm, which is apparently
the final boss of parasites from

871
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,600
what I've.
Read Yeah, that's that'll kill

872
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,040
you.
Yeah, she ended up in the

873
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,600
hospital for three weeks getting
anti parasitic meds and steroids

874
00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:01,560
and surprisingly she did recover
but they were crawling out of

875
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:02,840
her ass.
It.

876
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:06,600
Was so bad.
There was worms in her, I bet

877
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,320
her.
There was like worms in her shit

878
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,240
when she pooped I bet.
Yeah, yeah.

879
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,840
That they, they would like try
to climb back.

880
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,680
It was terrible.
It was terrible.

881
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,160
Apparently it's hell of popular.
People are still buying them all

882
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,520
over the dark way.
What'd you say, Ian?

883
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,960
So when she's talking about
worms coming out of their asses,

884
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:26,120
anyone's just like, clench a.
Little Yeah, I.

885
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,320
Know, but I've I've told you and
this is true.

886
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:32,200
I mean this is maybe they don't
remember this but when I was a

887
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,600
little kid my mom would shine a
flashlight in my butt hole.

888
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,880
You have talked about this.
Yeah, and to see if you have

889
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,680
worms and it's a real thing,
look it up.

890
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,200
They also put tape around your
asshole and the worms will crawl

891
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,160
and stick to the tape.
Google it, I'm not making it up.

892
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,800
I'm sorry, but like, this might
be unpopular to say, but if

893
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,960
you're stupid enough to do that
and you die, I don't feel sorry

894
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,000
for you.
Because look, I, yeah, I mean,

895
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,440
it's like dieting.
There's so there's like a

896
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,440
million different diets out
there and you decide to to get

897
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:04,600
tapeworm eggs in pill form, you
have to be a special kind of

898
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,600
retardant.
Like just just take whatever the

899
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,200
pill is that everyone's taking
nowadays.

900
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,680
What's everybody on Ozempic or
whatever do that?

901
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,240
I don't understand.
Or just get off your fat ass and

902
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,760
walk around the block a couple
times.

903
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,960
Diet, exercise, do it the old
fashioned way.

904
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,960
I cannot believe people are
buying fucking tapeworm eggs off

905
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,680
the dark web of all things.
What the fuck?

906
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,360
Yeah, what the?
Fuck, don't buy anything off the

907
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,920
dark web, but definitely don't
buy tapeworm eggs off the dark

908
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,120
web.
That's really disgusting.

909
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,600
I'm surprised she survived in
all honesty.

910
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,120
I got to the end.
I was like, did she die?

911
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,640
She should have died.
I'm.

912
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,840
Disappointed on that too.
I'm kind of disappointed.

913
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,000
We don't need people like that
on on don't if.

914
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,280
Anything.
We need people like her to die,

915
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,160
so people will not do that.
Yeah, she should have been an

916
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,040
example.
The dark, the dark web.

917
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,800
But you get whatever, you know,
if you, if you, if there's

918
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,240
never, none of this shit is ever
going to stop.

919
00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,720
Because if the dark web exists,
it's there's going to be.

920
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:03,520
What is it used to be called the
Silk Road where you could go and

921
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,640
get any drug, anything you ever
wanted in on on the dark web.

922
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,760
So that stuff still exists.
So anything you want is going to

923
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,440
you're going to, but you just
got to find you got to figure

924
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,080
out how to get to it and make
sure you're not, you know,

925
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,760
buying, you know, child
nastiness and God knows what.

926
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,560
See, that's the thing.
Like, I don't want to play

927
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,560
around in the dark web because
you never, you never know where

928
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,080
you're going to end up by an
accident.

929
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:26,000
Yeah, I just watched a really
fantastic documentary about some

930
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,280
guys that worked for the worked
for national security who like

931
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,600
that's their whole job.
It's tracking down the dark web,

932
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,120
those types of sites, the child
predator sites.

933
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,160
And man, they just like knocked
down a whole bunch of them, like

934
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,560
17 of them recently.
And I was like, that's awesome.

935
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,560
It makes me.
Happy that they're they're doing

936
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,040
that, but I couldn't even
imagine the shit that they see

937
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,920
and Oh yeah, the the trauma that
they.

938
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,920
Can want to think about.
It from I know me either, it's

939
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,720
just fucked up.
Yeah, yeah.

940
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,600
Heroes.
Yeah.

941
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,080
All right, so we're going to go
over to China.

942
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:01,360
China, they had a Spring
Festival gala that featured a

943
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:06,440
performance with humanoid Kung
Fu robots that were dancing,

944
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:12,200
flipping performing martial arts
choreography alongside human

945
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,200
dancing.
No, thank you.

946
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:15,480
These new.
Robots demonstrated improved

947
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,200
synchronization, balance, and
joint control compared to.

948
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,920
I guess they did this last year
too.

949
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,560
I didn't see this last year, but
this is something I guess

950
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,720
they're doing for a second time
around.

951
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:28,040
And these robots are apparently
way more badass.

952
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,240
We are so fucked as we are
fucked.

953
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,080
We are fucked.
I know, show you, let me show

954
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,080
you.
This shit, it's just going to

955
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,720
kill.
US 4 rising humanoid.

956
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,800
Robot startups.
Get the hell out of here.

957
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:41,960
Oh.
Hell no.

958
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:44,280
Basic They're moving like
humans.

959
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,720
For a televised event, well.
We had a good run sort.

960
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,400
Of.
Like this is it, this is the

961
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,600
beginning this.
Is the beginning.

962
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,800
This is.
When in in 50 years when when

963
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,160
people are looking back like
when was the trigger the people

964
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,640
going to find not that damn
showed up like this video was

965
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:01,720
not even like this video and
they're not even like, you know,

966
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,120
slow.
Moving Terminators.

967
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,440
These are Jackie Chan robots.
Look at them.

968
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,560
Look at them learning all these.
Look at imagine.

969
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,360
If they just decided to just
stab those children, that's what

970
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,240
I'm like.
Oh my God.

971
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,080
Good Lord.
Terrifying.

972
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,800
But yeah, yeah.
So they, they're.

973
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,920
Yeah.
It's a it's a public.

974
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,680
Flex people are saying it wasn't
just for television.

975
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,240
This is them flexing on their
robotics progress.

976
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:27,040
Oh yeah, for sure.
Yeah, there's.

977
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,320
Like tell America to.
Watch out.

978
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,560
Yeah, we're competing with China
like.

979
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,920
I don't really want us.
I don't want anybody to win

980
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:38,240
this, no, But I hope that we do.
You know, if if anybody is going

981
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,520
to win, I want it to be us.
So I was reading that Elon Musk.

982
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,600
Has like publicly acknowledged
about the robotics companies in

983
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,840
China, making them a major
competitor.

984
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:52,080
So I looked into it and there's
over 500,000 smart robotics

985
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:55,880
companies in China alone.
Oh my God, that's insane.

986
00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:02,080
And they're nearly, what is it,
$935 billion in capital?

987
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,000
My God, it's insane.
It's a little scary to me.

988
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,120
What a lot of scary to me doing
like, have we?

989
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,280
Not seen.
You know, I robot, what's any of

990
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,680
this shit?
Fucking Terminator.

991
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,960
Anything like we're This is why
are we doing this?

992
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,920
I don't understand why does it
continue to get pushed?

993
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,000
It's like we all know the
outcome of this.

994
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,560
We've all seen, like, if you
haven't seen the Matrix, we all

995
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,040
know the outcome of this.
This is a really bad idea.

996
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,640
Well, I for one welcome our
robot overlords.

997
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,400
And I was on their side the
whole time.

998
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:33,360
You're on China's side, or.
Shut up, I'm just trying to be

999
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,080
on the robot's good side.
So they don't kill.

1000
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,760
If I get a Chinese robot, I want
to go back.

1001
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,600
You know, I wanted to sound like
it's from China.

1002
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,960
We should say thank you to our
sponsor chat sheet, PT I.

1003
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:47,040
Want to sound like Jackie Chan?
Also, what am I robot to sound

1004
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,440
like if it comes from China?
Yeah, no robots.

1005
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,600
For me, what about?
These sex robots, like I've seen

1006
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,360
some of these.
Things too like that like you we

1007
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,080
got robots that are going to
kick basically are going to kill

1008
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,520
people and then robots that
people are sleeping with now

1009
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,080
there's we're going to stop
reproducing and we're and

1010
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,240
they're going to kill us as time
goes on we're just done

1011
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,280
everybody's done let's answer
this question we're all.

1012
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:11,960
In relationships or marriages,
if your significant other came

1013
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,720
home and caught you with a
robot, how would they react?

1014
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,720
Oh, my wife would be very upset.
I'd.

1015
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,400
Probably end up on dateline for.
Sure.

1016
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:23,280
Dead.
Yeah, dead like because.

1017
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,800
Like I, I.
I we've had this.

1018
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,880
Conversation before and it's
like it's a really weird thing

1019
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,160
to think about because you think
about sex toys and stuff like

1020
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,000
that.
But it the the difference is is

1021
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,520
this thing is made to look like
a human and might even have a

1022
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,840
personality or something.
I just think my wife would leave

1023
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,560
me.
Yeah, 'cause also you're

1024
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,760
sleeping with a robot.
And it's just I was.

1025
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:41,560
Gonna say like.
You see what?

1026
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,360
There's something wrong with
you.

1027
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,760
To what level?
Of.

1028
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,320
Like like what kind of like are
we talking?

1029
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:49,400
Like you're taking it down Just
like.

1030
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,160
But what?
But is it like the the kind of?

1031
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,040
Sex robot that does that just
lays there and just looks or

1032
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,320
like a sex doll or like a
companion side level yeah,

1033
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,320
that's a good question.
Sex doll, it's like there's.

1034
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,240
This movie called.
Companion where she's a little

1035
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:06,440
little sex robot, but she looks
like us, talks like us and then

1036
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:07,840
there's the ones that are just
like.

1037
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,160
It's a great, great
representation.

1038
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,240
I'm a one that's a little Moody,
you know?

1039
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:17,520
It's like more real if I was
going to have one, you know,

1040
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,200
Like you don't know what you're
coming home to.

1041
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,920
Sometimes just a little grumpy.
What's your daylight Won't shut

1042
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,480
the fuck up.
You know, like I need it.

1043
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,880
It feels more natural.
No, no.

1044
00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:31,840
That's why people are moving to
sex robots.

1045
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,520
They don't deal with what you
just said.

1046
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,760
I need one that maybe he's like
I can't do.

1047
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,600
It this week I'm having my
period Okay, no, only stroke

1048
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,040
would want a robot that did all.
That, yeah, seems real

1049
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,400
realistic.
Why don't you just get a human

1050
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,440
then?
I got.

1051
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,840
I got 1.
Of those, I just, I went and got

1052
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,200
me a human.
I'm just.

1053
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,680
Saying like there's no reason
to.

1054
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,800
Get a sex robot if you want one
that is literally doing all the

1055
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,280
things a human does.
Yeah, look, can I go out this

1056
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,200
weekend?
And the bitch.

1057
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,040
He's a little bitchy.
No, you're not going out.

1058
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:05,200
You're arguing with your sex
robot now.

1059
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:09,560
Like I would not want that.
They literally do that in a.

1060
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:14,960
South Park episode where the the
Alexa is now a robot and all she

1061
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,880
does is bitch at you until you
buy shit.

1062
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,720
It's hysterical.
Quit going to.

1063
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:24,800
Target where he got.
Enough money that's.

1064
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:25,880
Funny.
Oh fuck.

1065
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,400
All right, another.
Story here is a while ago I

1066
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:33,800
think it was one of my first WTF
news reports was about that

1067
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,400
suicide pod that we were talking
about people the gal came from

1068
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,840
California to Switzerland to
commit suicide in one of their

1069
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:44,080
pods.
OK, well that's Swiss creator is

1070
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:48,720
now building a two person
version called the Double Dutch

1071
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,440
for the couple that wants.
To die together.

1072
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,320
That's I.
Mean why?

1073
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,360
There you go.
I mean.

1074
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:56,720
Who am I?
To say.

1075
00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:57,560
You can't.
Check out.

1076
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,640
Early.
But if that's we're that's more,

1077
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,360
that's just more sci-fi shit
we're moving towards because

1078
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:07,440
Futurama literally has suicide
booths that you just walk into.

1079
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,320
What's that booth do?
I can't.

1080
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,040
Remember, I know.
You talked about this, so this

1081
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,960
is actually even crazier than.
Before.

1082
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:20,040
So this one actually allows both
people to go into the model.

1083
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,760
I'll show I have a rendering of
it because he's still building

1084
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:23,600
it.
So it's like this.

1085
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,960
It's side by side, side by side.
That was like the little case

1086
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:29,760
you put your apple.
Earbuds in does look like

1087
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,040
Airpods.
Airpods.

1088
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:34,440
Little Airpods so.
You both get in.

1089
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:38,520
And it closes and they you each
have an activation button.

1090
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,360
You have to click it
simultaneously or it won't work.

1091
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:45,040
And that releases toxic gas that
will put you out, put you to

1092
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:49,000
sleep, and ultimately kill you.
But the craziest part about this

1093
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,920
model is that it doesn't use a
real person anymore to assess

1094
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:57,640
your mental capacity.
It uses AI instead of a

1095
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,480
psychiatrist.
What's the point?

1096
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,000
Oh my God, so so.
Like you have to go through.

1097
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:06,040
AI to see if you're if you're
yeah of sound mind and you're

1098
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,000
doing.
This whatever.

1099
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,280
Yeah, that's so.
Before.

1100
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:11,800
Like before.
From my last.

1101
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,040
Report about it was that you had
to go through these medical

1102
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,520
screenings and talk to a
psychiatrist and it was a it was

1103
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,520
like a stages thing till you got
to that point.

1104
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:26,440
Now it's like we're going A to
A-Z immediately.

1105
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:29,760
There's no in between like 5
question quiz AI.

1106
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,480
Is like there shouldn't be look,
there shouldn't be.

1107
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:35,320
Any of that and I've had, I've
had friends of mine that have

1108
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,120
killed themselves before and
it's devastating.

1109
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,160
But there shouldn't have to be
some kind of psychology process.

1110
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,440
If you're going to walk into a
suicide booth, you'll just be

1111
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:44,400
like, you know what?
I think I'm done.

1112
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,360
I'm not going to work at this
job. 30 more years for a, for a

1113
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,640
gold watch at the end and they
tell me to get the fuck out and

1114
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:50,840
now I'm done.
I'm done.

1115
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,200
You say this at Switzerland.
Is that what you said?

1116
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:54,840
Switzerland?
Why?

1117
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,000
Spend all that money when you
can.

1118
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,240
Just do it in.
America, you just.

1119
00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:59,800
Kill yourself.
Yeah, bullets are not cheap or

1120
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:03,080
not expensive, sorry.
I'm not encouraging.

1121
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,680
People to kill themselves
unless.

1122
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,320
You want to?
Why would I spend that money?

1123
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,080
Yeah, well, legally they haven't
allowed it yet.

1124
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,880
He's still.
In production, but he plans to

1125
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,280
move forward with it.
So that's fucking crazy.

1126
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,400
Like if you were going to kill
yourself, why not just shoot up

1127
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,360
a bunch of.
Heroin, you know, it's a good

1128
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:19,280
point.
I mean, I'm not.

1129
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,040
Saying.
Again, I I don't know what even

1130
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:22,320
that.
Really would feel like, but I'm

1131
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,800
assuming people do heroin.
It feels really good and then

1132
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,480
you just OD at some point.
But I'm sure it's maybe it's

1133
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:28,360
painful.
I don't know.

1134
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,200
It's really painful.
I don't know.

1135
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,120
There there's a comedian named
Christian Finnegan and.

1136
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,960
He's, he's like my retirement
plan is spend all the money I

1137
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,360
have and then kill myself.
He's like, I'm going to spend

1138
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:39,680
all, I'm going to go through all
my savings.

1139
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,160
Then I'm going to, or then I'm
going to apply for as many

1140
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,640
credit cards as they will give
me, rank up all the debt.

1141
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,880
And the day they start coming to
collect, I'm just going to go in

1142
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,320
the car, turn it on and go to
sleep.

1143
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:52,480
I'm like, that's not as
depressing as you as people

1144
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:53,880
think it is.
Like that's actually kind of a

1145
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:55,960
good idea.
Except for if you got kids, then

1146
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,240
you leave all that debt to.
Your kids and because your.

1147
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:00,480
Kids end up with but if you
don't I get what he's saying.

1148
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,040
Also the.
The mental trauma of you also if

1149
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,680
you kill.
Yourself too, your life and if

1150
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,560
you got.
Life insurance and whatever, it

1151
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,120
doesn't cover it.
So which sucks, yeah, but I

1152
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:12,880
think it's really dumb.
Why, Yeah, I insured it.

1153
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,360
I paid for.
It fucking give it to me.

1154
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,160
Yeah, exactly.
And my family, I guess, 'cause

1155
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:18,680
you go out and buy a policy and
then just.

1156
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,160
Cough yourself.
Yeah, and it's fraud, I guess.

1157
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,640
What?
I don't like is I can't buy one

1158
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,640
on random people.
You know, like if I see an old

1159
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,840
lady, I think it's about to die.
I can't just go buy one because

1160
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:29,880
that's fucking tough.
Can you buy?

1161
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,720
One for like a parent?
Yeah you can.

1162
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,880
I can do it for your.
Children too, Yeah, but if I

1163
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,800
have an old lady walks by me and
I'm like, oh that bitch.

1164
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:37,880
Ain't gonna be here in three
months.

1165
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,760
I I just have a feeling and I
can't like gamble on it and pay

1166
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:45,200
100,000.
Like yeah, fucking, I don't know

1167
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,320
the gambling.
Of these old people's lives.

1168
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,200
Oh my, I don't know.
For sure, so don't quote me on.

1169
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:54,400
This, but I think there is a way
where you can buy somebody's

1170
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:59,440
insurance policy like if they
need money now and like maybe

1171
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,280
they die, they're going to die
in like 6 months.

1172
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:02,320
Yeah.
GPT, yeah.

1173
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,080
Like you can really buy
someone's insurance policy.

1174
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,360
Then why the hell are we not If,
if Mike, you can.

1175
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,920
Find out this is legal then we
need to start I'm I'm willing to

1176
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:13,280
invest every month.
I mean, that's.

1177
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:14,880
One good death and we are
fucking.

1178
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:22,040
If it's a good one potentially.
Let's see, you can.

1179
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,880
Only take out of those.
My existing policies there is a

1180
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,240
legal market called life
settlements.

1181
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,120
Someone already owns a life
insurance policy.

1182
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:33,000
They sell it to an investor for
cash.

1183
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,120
The investor keeps paying the
premiums.

1184
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,960
When the insurance person dies,
the investor collects the

1185
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,840
payout.
There you go.

1186
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,920
Damn, this might fix some
problems of mine.

1187
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,240
This might fix some problems.
Yeah, like I'm gonna go to the

1188
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:48,600
bingo hall tonight, be like
that.

1189
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,360
Bitch is gonna die.
Well, I got I got a nice big

1190
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,600
insurance policy.
On my life, you know you can

1191
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,480
just sell it, Sell it right now,
right?

1192
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,120
Yeah.
I mean, fuck, I'm not.

1193
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,440
I mean.
I don't think yeah, but you're

1194
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,280
not really a sound.
Investment because you're going

1195
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:04,680
to be around for a while.
I think they won't pick up on

1196
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,800
people who they think aren't
going to last very long.

1197
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,520
Maybe Kyle, he's kind of
diseased.

1198
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,280
Yeah, I could do.
My wife too.

1199
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,440
Mine suit the radio.
Station to work at, I'm not sure

1200
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,240
if.
It's legit.

1201
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:15,920
This is bigger than mine.
Anyways, we're fucking.

1202
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:18,160
We're wrong.
We're.

1203
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:21,880
All, all right, last story
Speaking of.

1204
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:27,640
Dead People Centric Cedric Lodge
He's a former manager of the

1205
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:31,480
Harvard Medical School morgue
was sentenced to only eight

1206
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,640
years in a federal prison after
he stole human body parts from

1207
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:38,080
cadavers donated for medical
research, and he sold them with

1208
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:41,720
his wife for profit.
He has been managing the morgue

1209
00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:47,680
at Harvard for over 28 years,
it's reported that.

1210
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:51,440
This man removed.
Brains, skin, hands, faces,

1211
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,200
whole heads, and all sorts of
other body parts that were

1212
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:57,480
entrusted to their anatomical
donation program.

1213
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,280
If you didn't need another
reason not to donate your body

1214
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:04,680
to science, here it is.
I wasn't going to anyway.

1215
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:07,280
A lot of people do.
A lot of people got that little.

1216
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,360
Button on their their ID.
You know, don't.

1217
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,760
How do you find you know what?
I'm sorry, single people.

1218
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:16,120
But how do you find this person?
Like just agrees with you.

1219
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,760
Like I see these people that
fuck.

1220
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,800
Animals together and all these
other weird shit or selling body

1221
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,880
parts.
How do you find each other?

1222
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,280
Probably the dark web.
Yeah, that's.

1223
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,960
True, that's true.
Jump on the dark web and just

1224
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,120
search.
I don't know.

1225
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,960
I don't want Mike go down the
mend and say, hey, you want to

1226
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,720
start selling body parts.
She's going to like, get the

1227
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:34,640
fuck out of my house.
Yeah, that's for real.

1228
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,640
No, literally ask her right now.
I know.

1229
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:40,800
She's in there and I don't know
where she's at.

1230
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,080
She.
Might go how much?

1231
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,600
Is it worth?
Yeah, for how much she.

1232
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,520
Might well they.
They earned hundreds.

1233
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,800
Hundreds.
Of thousands of dollars and one

1234
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:55,480
buyer was even confirmed that he
used human skin that was sold by

1235
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,760
this guy to make a book like
there's not just weird

1236
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:02,440
Necronomicon got it what the.
Fuck crazy, where did you just

1237
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,760
say?
Necronomicon.

1238
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,240
Is that a real thing?
What you call me from?

1239
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:08,720
The the evil.
Dead.

1240
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,960
The book is bound in skin.
Yeah.

1241
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,360
Oh yeah.
Well, he was.

1242
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,760
Only given eight years, which I.
Think is bullshit and his wife

1243
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,920
only received one like that's
crazy what the fuck did he get

1244
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,760
more and she only got that like.
They're in it.

1245
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,600
Together she might have ratted
his ass out like it was maybe.

1246
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,560
Cut a deal.
And also she.

1247
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:28,280
Was just an accomplice.
He was the one stealing.

1248
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,360
The shit how do you even find
somebody that wants to make?

1249
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,760
A skin book.
I don't know these people.

1250
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,840
I don't know.
I don't know, but this scandal

1251
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:41,720
forced Harvard to suspend the
body donation program and they

1252
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:46,680
found that at least six other
individuals, including

1253
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:50,160
crematorium employees, have
pleaded guilty in connection

1254
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,000
with a huge trafficking network
for this shit.

1255
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,600
There's people all over.
Yep.

1256
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,400
Didn't you tell a story?
Wasn't.

1257
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:58,440
There a story a couple weeks
ago.

1258
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,880
About a guy in Pennsylvania who
was collecting body parts or

1259
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,240
some shit.
Like maybe these are connected.

1260
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,840
I guarantee you it is wasn't he
was.

1261
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,480
In Pennsylvania.
OK, yeah, I think so.

1262
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,200
Yeah.
Yeah.

1263
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:12,760
Nuts.
So yeah, you can't say none but

1264
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,760
pick a body part.
If he's going to buy one, I

1265
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:15,680
won't.
What would you get?

1266
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,160
The skull?
Well, like.

1267
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:22,040
Body parts I don't.
Want a femur?

1268
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:24,640
A pretty solid.
That's pretty.

1269
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:25,960
Solid.
He hurt somebody with a femur.

1270
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,600
I think I'd go with a skull too.
Like if it's going to be like

1271
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,640
the, I mean, it feels like it'd
be the coolest looking thing.

1272
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:34,320
You can put a candle in it.
You can.

1273
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:35,160
Bowl with it.
Dope.

1274
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:36,760
A lot of shit you can do with
it.

1275
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,120
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
A skull cereal bowl.

1276
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,880
Why didn't.
Ian answer this question.

1277
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:41,920
She's still.
Thinking.

1278
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,840
But a whole skeleton would be
kind.

1279
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,280
Of cool too.
Though Yeah, like the.

1280
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:49,360
Whole.
Skeleton.

1281
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,560
Like a.
Whole fucking skeleton.

1282
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,120
You can shape it and have it.
Do stuff.

1283
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,000
It's probably expensive.
Where would you have it in your

1284
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,320
house, Mikey?
I don't buy my front door.

1285
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,640
It could be I was going to say
as you open the.

1286
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,840
Door Halloween.
Decorations, yeah.

1287
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,240
Halloween, I'd be.
Like oh, that looks so.

1288
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:03,600
Real.
Yeah, well, sit on down.

1289
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:04,680
Let me tell you something.
Well, let.

1290
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,520
Me tell you something.
Are you going to are?

1291
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,040
You going to pick?
One of you or he's not going to

1292
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:12,840
say I legitimately don't know.
I mean, a skull does sound like.

1293
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:15,240
The best answer, you know, like
somebody said, put it in a

1294
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:16,960
bowling ball.
Like, yeah, I've seen those.

1295
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:23,280
And here's his authentic Oh.
Shit, that's funny.

1296
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:26,360
There.
You have it all right.

1297
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:26,920
Thank you, Jen.
I.

1298
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:28,120
Appreciate.
That the world is.

1299
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:32,200
Continuously a fucked up place
and we appreciate you bringing

1300
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,720
the news to us Ian's got a bunch
of stupid products for us today.

1301
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:36,680
I I don't know what any of these
products are.

1302
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:40,040
We were going to do a game that
I didn't do because I am lazy.

1303
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:43,720
So, Ian, what do you got?
All right, your stupid products.

1304
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,760
Of the day, Jen, this one might
be good for you since you do

1305
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:49,600
work in an office.
And I thought of you Does

1306
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:52,760
anybody ever just come in and
put papers down on your desk

1307
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,640
that you don't want to fill out?
Yeah.

1308
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:58,280
Well, this is perfect for you
for only 999.

1309
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:01,080
You can stamp it with the Not My
Job stamp.

1310
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:04,280
I kind of want that just.
Because that's pretty.

1311
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:05,240
Awesome.
Yeah.

1312
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,880
Fuck yeah.
Oh yeah, let me get right to

1313
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:08,600
that.
Bam.

1314
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,440
Not my job.
It's I almost wish it said, Not

1315
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:15,200
my job, bitch.
I can sign it, bitch.

1316
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,440
Yeah.
That's one of those things you

1317
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,280
wish you had, like when?
You work in radio because they

1318
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:21,960
because you got to you got to do
a million different things

1319
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,440
working in that industry and
instead of just being on the

1320
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,080
air.
So like, Hey, can you do this?

1321
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:29,360
Not my job.
Well, we had the well that one,

1322
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:32,680
lady.
That's now a a life coach.

1323
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:36,640
She would always say I there's
no such thing as that's not my

1324
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:37,720
job.
We're a family.

1325
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,720
I'm like, I don't know how to do
half the shit in this building.

1326
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:43,520
So she was given blow jobs.
That's.

1327
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,640
True.
That was your job?

1328
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,200
Yeah.
That was her.

1329
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:49,840
Job she's also.
Now UN jobbed as well

1330
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:52,720
unemployed.
Oh no, from that could have

1331
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,440
happened.
To a nicer bitch, she sucks.

1332
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:57,960
They all suck.
Well, the 4th of July is coming.

1333
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:00,760
Up Mikey, I know how you like.
To have your little parties at

1334
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,640
your house, it's coming up every
single year.

1335
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,280
We're very far away from it.
Just so you.

1336
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,000
Know would you shut up and just
let me get to the to the Segway?

1337
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,240
God damn it anyway.
So you like?

1338
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:12,680
Just how fuck.
It's the, it's a, it's a, it's a

1339
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:16,080
keg of ketchup.
That's actually kind of amazing.

1340
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:17,960
Oh my.
God, I don't really like ketchup

1341
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,520
that much but.
I know a lot of people do.

1342
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:22,040
But it yeah, that's it's pretty
cool little thing that you put

1343
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,040
out for the BBQ.
I like that, Yeah, yeah.

1344
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:25,920
Especially if you're just most
people.

1345
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,640
To keep it simple, on 4th of
July they do hot dogs and

1346
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:31,360
burgers and there you go.
You think you could keep it

1347
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,800
cold?
Put in a little thing a.

1348
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,400
Bowl of what?
A nice Yeah, fuck yeah.

1349
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,080
You know what I want one of?
Those that's there's no how.

1350
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:38,080
Much.
How much is it?

1351
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,400
I don't know, but I can.
I can definitely check because

1352
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:46,200
other people liked it though
because it's saved. 45 people.

1353
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:49,120
Yeah, the Heinz keg.
Chup is this a real?

1354
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:53,400
I'm literally on their website
right now, but Heinz is really

1355
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,240
behind it.
Like they're, they're, they're

1356
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:57,520
behind it.
No, I'm at the website right

1357
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,960
now, Heinz dot.
Com slash keg chup This is a

1358
00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:01,360
real website.
Oh, it's a real thing.

1359
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:04,520
Oh my God.
Be the first.

1360
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:07,560
To know when the keg chip drops,
sign up now and you can sign up

1361
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:10,000
and when it and when it becomes
available they'll e-mail you.

1362
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,680
That's awesome.
We should give those away.

1363
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:13,720
We should write them, say hey
give.

1364
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,320
Us a couple of them I would love
sponsor.

1365
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,200
It away shit I'll put.
I'll put.

1366
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,760
Ketchup on a lot of a lot of.
Stuff.

1367
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:25,760
I'll have it in my fridge.
And next, this is just dumb.

1368
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:28,200
Which is why it's here.
It's.

1369
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:33,560
I don't know who needs this, but
it's a a wall lamp that looks

1370
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:35,800
like a BIC pen that hangs on
your wall.

1371
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,240
OK, if you're not on Patreon,
you got to see this.

1372
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:41,200
It's $350.00.
That's it's so stupid.

1373
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:45,040
It's like it's.
It's part art, part nostalgia,

1374
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:46,880
is what they say.
Like what's nostalgic about it?

1375
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,720
I people use these to this day.
Yeah, that's not even a good

1376
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:51,440
pin.
It's not.

1377
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:52,680
Even a good option for the pin
I.

1378
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000
Know who would want this?
I mean, I don't even think a

1379
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:55,800
writer.
Would want.

1380
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,040
That writers don't use those
cheap ass BIC pens.

1381
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:00,600
No this this is more for like
waiters.

1382
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,440
Who?
You know, don't who don't care

1383
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:06,600
if they're stolen or offices who
just stack the the the the

1384
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,320
office supply drawer with this
with this garbage.

1385
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:12,520
But a headlight, Yeah, it's
dumb.

1386
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:15,480
It is dumb.
This is not dumb.

1387
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:18,000
Again Mikey, this is good.
This will be good for 4th of

1388
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,880
July.
What you got Jello shot Giant

1389
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:23,400
Django?
Oh my God, are you serious?

1390
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,880
That's, that's awesome.
That's a good idea.

1391
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:29,360
I know, right?
Yeah, I have a.

1392
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,440
Giant Jenga set right now in my.
Backyard.

1393
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:32,840
I'll start.
I'll make Kyle.

1394
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:33,880
I've got a project.
Yeah.

1395
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:34,880
Make.
Yeah.

1396
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,800
Start drilling holes.
Yeah, I mean if you've.

1397
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:39,720
Already if you've.
Already got the giant?

1398
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:43,400
Jenga I do just go get a drill
and and the and the saw bit for

1399
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,320
it.
You could you could have a jello

1400
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,360
shot Jenga game in like maybe an
hour.

1401
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,080
I was at oh hell yeah I was at
Costco and they have Giant.

1402
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,160
Kerplunk.
You guys know Kurt?

1403
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,240
Plunk is where you pull.
Yeah.

1404
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:54,440
Out in the marbles.
Fall.

1405
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:56,200
I wanna get that.
I'm like, that'd be fun for the

1406
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:57,360
yard giant.
Yeah.

1407
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,720
Interesting.
White people, they love this.

1408
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,240
They love giant yard games white
people do.

1409
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:04,680
Love giant yard games?
Jello shots.

1410
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,400
I mean this is the lightest.
Thing I've ever heard.

1411
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,000
I mean what's weird?
I'm not a jello shot person.

1412
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:13,160
But I but if, if somebody gives
me one for free, I'll, I'll

1413
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:16,480
usually take one, but I'm never
I don't get excited about them.

1414
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,360
But but and I'm also not a giant
Junga guy.

1415
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:21,480
Now, the outdoor game that I
prefer is cornhole.

1416
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:23,800
Like that's maybe, maybe it's
the South in me.

1417
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:29,720
But yeah, this, this is weird.
But it's.

1418
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:34,040
Also like reasonably priced so
we could probably get one for

1419
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,880
the show.
I It's so white that I feel like

1420
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:37,840
the Klan.
Members are.

1421
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:41,680
Having these out and they're
woods, these things, these

1422
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,000
things.
Nightclub.

1423
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:45,840
The the the corn holes.
Are in the no.

1424
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:48,320
No, the jello shotgun I feel
like.

1425
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,640
It's so white.
I was like, yeah, this is not,

1426
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:55,520
doesn't look like something.
That KKK would be using no well

1427
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,680
this.
This is a. 30 foot inflatable.

1428
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:00,480
Nightclub tent, You know how hot
it would get in that

1429
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:02,560
motherfucker.
Like I would sweat my balls,

1430
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:03,200
right?
What makes it?

1431
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:06,840
What makes it a nightclub tent?
And not just a regular tent,

1432
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,320
does it have lighting or it's
something like is it called the

1433
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,200
sound system?
Tents aren't usually.

1434
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,640
Inflatable this.
Is meant to.

1435
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:16,200
Just serve as a covering.
A lot of new tents are actually

1436
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,160
inflatable.
That's.

1437
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:21,400
Dumb.
But it's only 10.

1438
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:23,880
But it's only, it only fits like
30 people and.

1439
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:26,400
We've got like twice as many
fans as that that come to our

1440
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:27,200
shows.
That's true.

1441
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,640
We'll probably need two.
Yeah, for sure.

1442
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,640
Anyway, yeah, those were those
were dumb today.

1443
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,360
Well, I appreciate you putting
out together since the.

1444
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,960
Psychic bailed on us and didn't
show up.

1445
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,320
She didn't see it coming.
She didn't see it coming.

1446
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,080
That's all right.
We just we do have some other

1447
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:47,200
things.
We got a damn problem and still

1448
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:51,200
want to get to digital dump.
So I want to get into the damn

1449
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,760
problem.
Got a problem?

1450
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:54,560
What the hell is your problem?
Maybe we can help.

1451
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:55,520
I felt I had a.
Problem.

1452
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:57,880
What's your?
Damn problem.

1453
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,480
We have two damn problems and if
you ever want to submit a damn

1454
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:05,360
problem you got over, you're
going over to our website and

1455
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,840
submit it through there.
You can e-mail us, you can

1456
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:11,040
message us whatever you want.
These both came in through

1457
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:14,760
e-mail from not tds.com.
This first one here says hey

1458
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,360
guys, I hope everything is going
well.

1459
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:19,480
I've got a damn problem.
I've been seeing this girl off

1460
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:21,600
and on for the better half of 6
years.

1461
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,880
Something you should know about
us is that we're both bigger

1462
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:26,880
people.
No, not like beluga whale size,

1463
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:30,520
but both of us are heavier kind
of.

1464
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,680
And it goes on and says well
about 7-8.

1465
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,640
I'm sorry, 7-8 months ago I
decided to make a change in my

1466
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:42,040
life and I lost 65 lbs since
then and until, oh until I tore

1467
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:43,160
my horn.
Wait, what?

1468
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,440
Oh it's I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm
reading this wrong.

1469
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:46,720
It says I'll toot my horn
quickly.

1470
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:50,320
I look damn good too.
And then he references one of

1471
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,560
our listeners.
So I think this is somebody we

1472
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,240
all know.
And he goes kind of like the

1473
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:57,840
Danny effect.
Always been handsome.

1474
01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:59,640
He doesn't.
Need an effect?

1475
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:01,600
He's.
Always been handsome, just

1476
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:04,240
needed to lose.
The weight that's this guy must

1477
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,440
know the Danny hoop for those of
you that are tuning in that may

1478
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:07,560
not know is a big fan of the
show.

1479
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:09,920
He's been a been a big supporter
of not that damn show and that

1480
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:12,120
damn show for years.
So Danny and he's a good looking

1481
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:15,720
dude and he goes on well for the
first time in about four months,

1482
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:17,520
we hung out in person.
Talk about him and his girl.

1483
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,600
I don't know why.
Why not hung out in so long for

1484
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:25,120
four months, but whatever they
the schedules finally linked up

1485
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,640
whatever they hung out and they
start talking about his weight

1486
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:29,640
loss.
She's happy for me, but when I

1487
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:32,000
told her I wanted to lose more
weight and get into better

1488
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:35,760
shape, possibly bodybuilding
stage ready, she lost it started

1489
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:38,320
crying and saying that I was
intentionally trying to make her

1490
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,760
feel bad because she couldn't do
it.

1491
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,000
And he says by the way she's
never tried.

1492
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:46,640
She ultimately told me that she
would not find me an attractive

1493
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:50,000
find me attractive anymore.
I guess my question is should I

1494
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,840
take her feelings into
consideration and as she said

1495
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:56,120
tone down my working out?
Or should I just say fuck that

1496
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:59,840
bitch and keep getting shredded?
Love you guys.

1497
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:02,880
Peace dude.
Do what makes you feel happy and

1498
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:04,360
go work.
Out if that's what you love to

1499
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:07,200
do, fuck that.
Fuck that bitch.

1500
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:10,440
Come on, she's going to.
Diminish you getting healthier.

1501
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,800
Fuck that I didn't even know you
could do that.

1502
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:15,400
Like.
Like for like, it's usually the

1503
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:19,000
other way around.
Wow, yeah, for I just.

1504
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,120
Feel like this lady's kind?
Of like, you probably should

1505
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:22,760
move on dude.
I feel like maybe you've all

1506
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:25,400
grown in this relationship.
She's just jealous 'cause she's

1507
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,000
just a fat ass and he's.
Trying.

1508
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:30,800
No, it's not even that lazy.
Like if you, if you want, if you

1509
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:34,120
want to be fat, hey, be, if
you're fat and happy, great.

1510
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:36,920
I don't, I, I don't care.
But if you're if you're putting

1511
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:41,000
somebody else down for literally
improving their health and and

1512
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,680
the way that they look, you're a
cunt.

1513
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:46,440
Yeah, well, a lot of people do
that on the Internet.

1514
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:48,080
Now.
They shame people for getting

1515
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:50,920
healthy because your, your
body's shaming the fat

1516
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:53,360
community.
It's not healthy to be fat.

1517
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,680
I don't give a shit who you are.
It's not healthy.

1518
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,600
No, any doctor's gonna tell you
not to.

1519
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,280
So what the fuck?
The whole the whole like.

1520
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,520
What it was body positivity,
Body positivity movement.

1521
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:07,280
Thing look, I've.
Be positive, whatever, but be

1522
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:09,520
healthy.
It is not healthy to be fat.

1523
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:12,760
All these women like it.
Lizzo and shit who are with big

1524
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,800
supporters of the body
positivity has started taking

1525
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:17,760
fucking weight loss medication
to lose weight.

1526
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:23,760
So like, it's being health,
Being fat is not healthy and

1527
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:25,440
this lady's crazy.
Yeah, and by.

1528
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:26,880
The way.
Those like GLP.

1529
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:29,120
Ones and this shit that
everyone's taking now.

1530
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:33,280
There's no long term scientific.
What the fuck is that doing to

1531
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,600
your body?
Like I get it, it's helping

1532
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:39,320
people, but I also terrifies me.
Like I'm not a super skinny mini

1533
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:42,960
and I'm not super athletic
either, but I'm not obese by any

1534
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:44,600
means.
I'm a little curvier.

1535
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:49,800
But like there's, there's no
part of me that wants to shame

1536
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:52,560
anybody for being more healthy
or taking these GLP ones.

1537
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:55,040
But you have to understand that
there's a, there's a right and a

1538
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:57,560
wrong way to do this.
And not always the easiest way

1539
01:06:57,560 --> 01:07:01,240
is the way to do it either.
So I worry that in like 10-15

1540
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:04,080
years you're going to see.
Commercials on TV asking you did

1541
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:07,720
you take GLP ones be available
for compensation I just.

1542
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:09,280
Got to be careful with that
stuff, guys.

1543
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:11,520
I mean, you really do.
But don't shame him.

1544
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:12,760
Fuck that bitch.
Yeah, I think.

1545
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,080
We're all but fuck that bitch.
Yeah, yeah, I.

1546
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:16,720
Don't know.
I don't know about the.

1547
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:18,200
Medication.
I just know there's no.

1548
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:21,440
There's no long term study on
it, so I would I would just

1549
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:23,600
caution someone.
But you know what, if you're

1550
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:27,080
just super obese and you lose
150 lbs, maybe it's worth it.

1551
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:29,880
They will say no, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, I.

1552
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:31,440
See, a lot of people are taking
it.

1553
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:33,200
And they look great.
And they, they're getting in

1554
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:35,360
shape.
And I'm not knocking anybody to

1555
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:36,640
do it.
I just want people to be very

1556
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:38,560
careful of that.
But this is not one of those

1557
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:40,120
cases.
This is someone who's making you

1558
01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:42,840
feel guilty for being healthy
and that's that's fucked up.

1559
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:46,440
And if my whole thing.
Is like if you're using it, it's

1560
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:49,920
isn't it a diabetes medication?
And I think first and foremost,

1561
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:56,160
it is like it shouldn't be
anyone's like permanent solution

1562
01:07:56,160 --> 01:08:00,160
like take it if you need to, but
also work out and eat better.

1563
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:03,080
Because if you're only doing
that, that's cheating and it

1564
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:05,160
will not last.
You will gain it back.

1565
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:07,360
When I see the commercial of the
ads, it does.

1566
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:11,800
Still say, you know, on a diet
program and exercise, so you're

1567
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:15,720
still supposed to move.
I'm like, I'm curious when.

1568
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:18,960
In a relationship.
If like one person does level up

1569
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:21,680
physically, doesn't that does it
create?

1570
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,920
Does it naturally create some
sort of imbalance in the

1571
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:26,760
relationship?
It should motivate you if you're

1572
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:28,640
a really.
Good partner you want to be with

1573
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:31,880
somebody, it should motivate you
to want to be better rather than

1574
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:34,439
like a jealousy side.
Like that's a that's a deep

1575
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:38,279
seated issue with yourself.
If you're looking at it as a Oh

1576
01:08:38,279 --> 01:08:40,160
well, you're the problem like
that.

1577
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:43,080
I don't in anything in any
leveling up, not just losing

1578
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:46,319
weight, but like, you know,
advancing in your career or you

1579
01:08:46,319 --> 01:08:49,359
know, whatever that may be.
But yeah, that's that's a

1580
01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:51,960
problem literally ever and
everyone does it for different.

1581
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:54,000
Reasons.
I mean, whatever your motivation

1582
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:59,240
to get in better health and
shape is, don't shame somebody

1583
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:01,399
else.
Because I like when the last

1584
01:09:01,399 --> 01:09:04,200
time I joined the gym, literally
the guy asked me, you know, what

1585
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,960
are your workout goals?
I literally said women.

1586
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:09,439
And he's like, there you go,
you're on it now.

1587
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:12,800
Now my workout.
Goals are I don't want tits.

1588
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:15,439
Yeah, that's the that's the best
goal to have.

1589
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:18,240
I think maybe she's just scared
that that she's going to get

1590
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:20,160
left behind, like this guy's
going to get shredded and ripped

1591
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:21,960
and he's going to look good and
other women are going to be

1592
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:24,760
attracted to him.
And what I mean, does he?

1593
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:26,720
Like what?
How how deep into this

1594
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:28,840
relationship even are you?
Like, do you love each other?

1595
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:31,160
Because it because then it
shouldn't matter together for a

1596
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:32,760
long time.
OK, then it doesn't matter.

1597
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:34,640
Like to him it.
Shouldn't it's like, babe, I

1598
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:36,840
still love you, I just, I want
to do this for me.

1599
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:41,279
But there there is.
But there also is that that, you

1600
01:09:41,279 --> 01:09:43,800
know, suspicion that people get
in better shape because they're

1601
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:45,200
planning on leaving the
relationship.

1602
01:09:45,279 --> 01:09:46,680
That's true.
That is that's people.

1603
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:48,520
I've heard that.
I've heard well and he said they

1604
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:49,960
didn't say, didn't say they're
committed.

1605
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:52,359
He said they've been on and on
like just she.

1606
01:09:52,359 --> 01:09:53,840
It's almost like a situation
ship.

1607
01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:56,640
So what all these years?
What stopped you guys from like

1608
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,800
being together?
Is it she always had this kind

1609
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,960
of behavior?
Why can't you commit to each

1610
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,480
other in that way?
Is it just like, oh, we just

1611
01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:05,000
want to be polyamorous?
Maybe they've been on off

1612
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:07,760
because she's a cunt.
Because she's literally giving

1613
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:09,600
him shit for getting, for
getting in shape.

1614
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:11,960
Yeah, yeah.
I wouldn't want to be with

1615
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:12,880
somebody that.
Did that.

1616
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:16,080
No, who would?
Yeah, I say.

1617
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:17,680
Keep in shape.
Yeah, Leave.

1618
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:20,360
Her keep getting in shape, she's
not even your girlfriend and

1619
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:22,360
then keep it.
Pushing and then when you're in.

1620
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:26,400
Great shape, then you can get
the better looking chicks.

1621
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:30,640
Exactly.
We have another one here.

1622
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:33,480
This is a about a 15 year old
daughter, which I feel like is

1623
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:36,400
going to be great for us since
we all have teenage girls since

1624
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:39,440
I have a 15 year old daughter,
well I know, but the three of.

1625
01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:40,840
Us do, and you have.
A child.

1626
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:42,560
So I think you can relate.
You said we all have daughter.

1627
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:44,000
I'm like no or no, no, no, no.
Well, I.

1628
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,000
Wasn't talking about you?
I'll bet you do somewhere.

1629
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:51,840
I hope I never meet her.
So this is from a dad says.

1630
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:54,840
I have a 15 year old daughter.
She is generally a good kid,

1631
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:57,160
good grades, play soccer, has
friends that I've met.

1632
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:00,760
We've always had what I thought
was a solid trust thing.

1633
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,600
Last Friday she told me she was
going to her friend's house to

1634
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:05,240
study.
Totally normal.

1635
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:08,040
I've met the friend I know the
parents know red flags.

1636
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:10,960
Around 9:30 I texted her just to
check in.

1637
01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:13,520
She didn't respond.
That's not super unusual, but it

1638
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,760
felt a little off.
It says.

1639
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:17,720
I don't know how to explain it.
Just one of those parent gut

1640
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:19,720
feelings.
We've all, I think every fucking

1641
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:22,720
one of us have had that you just
the parent gut feeling is a real

1642
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:23,840
thing.
Yeah.

1643
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:26,280
So he says I did something I
don't usually do.

1644
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:28,440
We have location sharing turned
on.

1645
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:31,000
I opened it and she wasn't at
her friend's house and let me

1646
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,560
stop before I go on the right
off the bat.

1647
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:35,520
You don't usually do that.
I would have already.

1648
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:37,240
I'd be doing that.
I do that.

1649
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:40,320
I would do that every.
Day Yeah, I, I, my, my daughter

1650
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:41,120
and I share.
Location.

1651
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:43,240
I check it randomly like I just
went to school at school.

1652
01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:45,120
I know you're at school.
My my son's ten.

1653
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:48,280
He doesn't have a phone yet.
But bet your ass I'm going to be

1654
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:51,080
checking his location all the
time if I don't know where he

1655
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:52,880
is.
And even if I do know where he

1656
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:55,720
is, I'm going to make sure that
he is or I pay for that

1657
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:57,400
motherfucking phone.
I'm going to know.

1658
01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:58,640
Where you at?
Yeah.

1659
01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:00,480
And the second you turn it off,
I'm.

1660
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:02,960
Taking that phone away and
probably for sure, for sure.

1661
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:04,560
So Dad here, let me just tell
you, don't.

1662
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:06,320
Feel bad about checking
location?

1663
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:08,160
Absolutely not.
I think it's a good idea if your

1664
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:09,520
child did to.
Check the location, there's

1665
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:10,560
nothing.
Wrong with that, but he says she

1666
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,960
wasn't at her friend's house.
She she was at a house he didn't

1667
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:16,280
recognize.
This is where I think he drove.

1668
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:17,520
There he goes.
I want to.

1669
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:19,560
I went to the house, I drove
there.

1670
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:22,160
It was a house.
Party cars lined on the street.

1671
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:25,920
I texted her again and said
outside now.

1672
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:32,360
She came out crying saying she
didn't, she didn't tell me

1673
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,560
because I wouldn't let her go
and that everyone lies to her

1674
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:36,360
parent, their parents, about
stuff like this.

1675
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:39,640
And now she says I evaded her
privacy by tracking her.

1676
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:43,040
She says she feels violated and
doesn't trust me anymore.

1677
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:46,240
So that's just he feels kind of
stuck.

1678
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:48,200
He's like, do I double down on
the consequences because she

1679
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:50,600
lied to me and put herself in
potentially an unsafe situation?

1680
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:53,280
Or do I ease up because she
feels like now I'm spying on her

1681
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:54,480
or whatever?
No, no, no, no, no.

1682
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:57,400
You don't get to.
Play the victim here, little

1683
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,440
girl.
Oh no no no.

1684
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:02,960
Invaded your privacy on a.
Phone you don't pay.

1685
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:07,080
For you can get fucked, you lie.
Look at teen yeah.

1686
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,520
That's how this here's what
happened you.

1687
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:13,680
Lied.
You got caught, you suffer the

1688
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:15,600
consequences.
Full stop.

1689
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:18,560
Period.
Don't you dare play the victim.

1690
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:20,200
Oh you.
She's good.

1691
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:21,800
She's good.
She's pretty good.

1692
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:26,120
She's way ahead of her year.
She's very cool woman.

1693
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:29,520
She's she's already a woman.
Manipulative as fuck.

1694
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:31,120
Are you sure you?
Don't have a daughter because

1695
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:32,600
you really.
Into that.

1696
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,480
That's perfect.
That's perfect.

1697
01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:36,600
But I mean honestly though.
Truthfully, every teenager.

1698
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:38,400
Does.
Lie and it is kind of part, you

1699
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:40,200
know, it's a part of growing up
and whatever.

1700
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:43,680
But luckily she didn't get, she
didn't get hurt, she didn't get

1701
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:45,760
any trouble.
So I guess that's probably a

1702
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:48,920
good thing.
You're not wrong, Dad.

1703
01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:50,680
You're not wrong.
That could have been the night

1704
01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:52,080
that she lost her virginity and
got.

1705
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:53,760
Pregnant and you stopped.
That, Sir.

1706
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:57,200
Well.
They lie.

1707
01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:59,640
They play parents.
Against each other they talk

1708
01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:01,160
shit.
You know, there's little

1709
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:03,640
bastards and I'm and they're
always in girls.

1710
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:06,480
I don't mean just girls, I mean
they're all like little shits.

1711
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:09,840
I'm wondering with this.
Guy if if the real.

1712
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:12,440
Issue is the fact that she lied
or if it was that she was that

1713
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:14,720
if she was mad he was mad that
she went to a party.

1714
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:17,560
Probably just the lie.
Like I think she lied and when

1715
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,480
she should have just put so.
These two, those two things are

1716
01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:21,880
the same thing that he's mad
about.

1717
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:23,760
Well, she should have.
She should have probably.

1718
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,600
I feel like it.
Maybe she was honest and I got

1719
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:26,400
out.
It'd have been find out.

1720
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:29,080
I'm going to go to a party.
A bunch of kids from school are

1721
01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:31,280
going.
You guys got to be honest.

1722
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:32,880
If you're a kid and you're
listening to this, and I know we

1723
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:35,360
have a lot, some teenagers like
just be honest with your

1724
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:36,560
parents.
But here's the thing.

1725
01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:38,960
What?
Kind of party is this because

1726
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:41,720
you like you all have daughters
stroke.

1727
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:43,880
I think yours is 15 right now,
right?

1728
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:47,120
So, so so if it was a party.
With.

1729
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:52,400
All girls fine, but if this is a
boy girl party, who the fuck's

1730
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:54,480
going to be there?
Will there be adults there?

1731
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:56,240
What kind of party are we
talking about?

1732
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:58,520
Because if it's like that kind
of party that you see in like

1733
01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:03,760
Superbad and shit, then right?
Well, honestly, like.

1734
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:06,800
This is, again, I've got a
little bit older teen daughters

1735
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:11,280
now, like my oldest is about to
be 18 and my youngest is about

1736
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:13,680
to be 14.
And they both are very social

1737
01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:17,560
creatures.
And we have pride in ourselves

1738
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:21,080
that we have open communication
lines about, you know, here's

1739
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:22,440
what happens.
And I can't tell you how many

1740
01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:25,440
times, like with our oldest
who's 17, she's got a part time

1741
01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:27,160
job, She cheers all the sort of
stuff.

1742
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,320
She's got a car she can go to
and from.

1743
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:31,960
And yes, I have her location
everywhere and I'll check in on

1744
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:34,240
her randomly.
But like, there was a situation

1745
01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:38,000
recently where she, you know,
lunch lady was like, you're

1746
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:41,160
going to be home by this time.
Well, why?

1747
01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:43,280
You know why?
Why do you ask?

1748
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:45,640
Like, why can't my friends, my
friends, this my friends.

1749
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,280
I don't give a fuck what your
friends say.

1750
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:51,000
If I say it's my car, you're
driving my car.

1751
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:54,520
You live at my house.
You are 17 years old.

1752
01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:56,080
I don't give a shit what your
friend says.

1753
01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:59,880
And it turned into this whole
big thing about, well, you know,

1754
01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:02,480
I'm responsible and I never do
anything wrong and I'm always

1755
01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:04,720
honest with you guys.
And you know, this whole thing,

1756
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:08,440
it's like, that's not the point.
You know, we, we have seen

1757
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:11,880
accidents, people making bad
choices after midnight.

1758
01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:13,440
We, you know, there's all these
different things.

1759
01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:15,240
It's not that we don't trust
you.

1760
01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:18,600
It's all the shit around you
that is going on.

1761
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:21,320
So I get it.
I totally get it.

1762
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:23,720
And as my middle, I'm, I'm
worried about my middle, my

1763
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:26,040
crazy Maisie.
That's the kid I'm worried about

1764
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:29,360
because, you know, she's more
wild than Minnie has ever been.

1765
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:33,200
And I'm and my my parents my.
Parents used it, I'm sure their

1766
01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:37,960
parents used it, but I will beat
into the ground that it's my

1767
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:42,080
house under my roof boast like
that's that's the only excuse I

1768
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:45,800
need to tell you what the fuck
to do done and honestly, that's

1769
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:47,200
true.
That really is like.

1770
01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:48,840
You don't.
As a parent, you don't have to

1771
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:50,880
use your choice.
If you want to try to explain

1772
01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:52,400
something, get them to
understand a different way,

1773
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:53,520
that's fine.
But honestly, you don't.

1774
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:54,840
You don't have to.
It's your house.

1775
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:56,880
Is it your rules if they're
driving your car, they're using

1776
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,560
your phone, that you're paying
for all this shit?

1777
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:01,080
That's it.
And I know that we do have

1778
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:03,600
teenage listeners.
Let me tell you right now, don't

1779
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:06,680
ever come to your parents with
the well, this kids parents let

1780
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:09,120
them do bullsh.
No, they we don't give a fuck.

1781
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:12,400
We don't care.
Yeah, my daughter.

1782
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:13,880
My daughter.
Texted me.

1783
01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:16,360
This past week, she's over at
her mom's this week and she

1784
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:19,160
said, so dad, I know we're going
to be moving you, you know, you

1785
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:20,520
got married.
So, so you know, obviously we're

1786
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:22,160
going to be we're going to move.
We're going to kind of meet

1787
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:24,720
mutual.
So I'll still have my job and

1788
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:28,160
you know what we got to do.
But she's like, I don't want to

1789
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:31,040
live on the beach and like we
live on the beach now and we

1790
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:31,920
always going to live on the
beach.

1791
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:35,240
You don't give you you don't
even get that fucking choice.

1792
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,920
Yeah, I didn't like the beach.
Just.

1793
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:40,000
Because all of a sudden now you
don't like the beach.

1794
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:42,400
I don't know why you don't like
the beach but she don't make

1795
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:45,240
that choice.
Do you pay the rent or the

1796
01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:46,640
mortgage?
Exactly.

1797
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:48,120
This is not a.
This is not a.

1798
01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:50,240
Democracy.
This is this is the

1799
01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:53,360
international House of do what
the fuck, I tell you is these

1800
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:55,480
parents that one?
Where would you like to live?

1801
01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:57,960
They do.
They do like.

1802
01:17:58,240 --> 01:17:59,280
Maisie.
Has a friend.

1803
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:02,280
Maisie has a friend whose
parents are just oh, whatever

1804
01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:04,560
you want.
So I'm like, fuck no, whatever

1805
01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:05,880
you want.
Are you kidding me?

1806
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:08,040
You don't get choices.
You don't get choices.

1807
01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:09,880
Your frontal lobe is not
developed.

1808
01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:12,680
You don't get to tell me what
the fuck we're doing or you

1809
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:15,760
don't get off or you don't pay
any of the any of the bills.

1810
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:17,640
Like none of.
Them you're not that rent that

1811
01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:21,360
rent that that I have to pay
dictates that I can live

1812
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:22,800
wherever I want and you're
going.

1813
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:24,400
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.

1814
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:25,200
But don't.
It's not even.

1815
01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:28,360
About school either she's in.
Private home school that I pay

1816
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:31,360
for that thousands of dollars
like I'm like.

1817
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:32,280
What?
The fuck?

1818
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:33,840
What do you?
What do you your phone is paid

1819
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,560
for?
I've got you health insurance.

1820
01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:38,280
What do you want?
I I like to give the illusion of

1821
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:40,040
choice.
With kids, like, it's usually

1822
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:42,920
just like, here's things that
I'm OK with and you can choose

1823
01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:46,360
one of those two two things.
Yeah, I do it too, even.

1824
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:48,480
With the small choices like,
what do you want for?

1825
01:18:48,480 --> 01:18:49,480
Dinner.
This or this?

1826
01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:51,080
Because you're the only two
things that I'm going to be

1827
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:52,600
cooking.
You don't Exactly What can I

1828
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:54,280
have this?
Was that one of the two things?

1829
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:55,400
The No.
Yeah.

1830
01:18:55,440 --> 01:18:57,520
The illusion of choice.
Sometimes it helps.

1831
01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,560
They think they feel like
they're getting some say.

1832
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:02,160
So I'm contributing.
Yeah, I swear there's.

1833
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:03,280
Some parents out there, they're
like.

1834
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:05,080
OK, I'm not ordering.
DoorDash, what do you want?

1835
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:07,440
And then they'll order from here
and here and then please this

1836
01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:08,600
kid.
I'm like, what the fuck?

1837
01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:11,400
You eaten this?
Not a diner, no.

1838
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:14,120
Fuck, Maybe.
Maybe.

1839
01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:16,000
Maybe once in a while I would do
so.

1840
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:18,360
I don't think I've ever done
that, but maybe if we all want

1841
01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:20,200
something different I might
consider that.

1842
01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,960
But I highly doubt that would
ever happen, not with DoorDash.

1843
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:24,560
That's 1000.
Dollars.

1844
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:28,080
Yeah, fuck that.
All right, well there you go.

1845
01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:29,720
Hopefully we helped you guys and
your damn problems.

1846
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:31,240
Like I said, if you ever have a
damn problem, you know how to

1847
01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:33,520
get them to us, e-mail them and
we will do our best to help you.

1848
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:37,480
We got some videos to to bring
up into this this week's digital

1849
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:41,680
dump, which is basically just
the videos that come across our

1850
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:44,560
feed and our own personal social
medias, which I think is great

1851
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:47,560
because it sort of gives us a
little bit of an insight of the

1852
01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:50,800
type of shit that we're seeing
or looking at in our social

1853
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:52,240
medias.
And it lets you guys kind of

1854
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:54,360
know too.
So hopefully your Patreon are on

1855
01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:56,040
Spotify so you can see these
videos.

1856
01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:59,680
If not, why not join, support
the show and you get to see

1857
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:01,720
more.
Who wants to go first?

1858
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:04,760
I'll go first or not?
Can you go first?

1859
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:11,440
All right, here we go.
Tie me up and throw me.

1860
01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:14,160
On the bed, baby.
Because I'm all yours, baby.

1861
01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:17,760
Yeah, I'm all yours.
Tie me up and throw me on the

1862
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:18,480
bed.
Baby.

1863
01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:21,640
Because I'm all yours, baby,
yours.

1864
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:24,600
There was someone else I would
rather spend my.

1865
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:27,240
Life with smack.
My ass fucking a rat.

1866
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:30,400
Spread me open.
I want all of you every day in

1867
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:32,560
every way.
There is nothing more true

1868
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:34,800
because you saw me through.
You saw?

1869
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:37,800
Something.
I almost.

1870
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:39,160
Started to get into the beat a
little bit.

1871
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:41,840
I almost started to like that
beat some nearly.

1872
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:43,720
When the world got me out, I
was.

1873
01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:45,200
Casted out like.
A piece of.

1874
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:47,960
Trash really.
More like thrown to the wolves

1875
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,760
of Kai.
Fine, maybe I.

1876
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:50,840
Did it to.
Myself.

1877
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:53,400
Because like, that's enough.
That's really not good.

1878
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:54,480
That's enough.
That's.

1879
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:55,000
Really.
Not good.

1880
01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:56,640
Play that in Guantanamo.
Bay.

1881
01:20:57,280 --> 01:21:00,360
For the terrorists.
Yeah, that is, yeah.

1882
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:03,600
Play that for.
The terrorists, that's torture

1883
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:05,800
that's so bad she did not pisses
off.

1884
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:08,360
It also has to be the.
Video of it because Oh my.

1885
01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:12,240
God, those the the gap in her
teeth I could drive a truck

1886
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:14,480
through.
I don't know why people wouldn't

1887
01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:17,120
pay to watch the.
Videos, I mean you, you can hear

1888
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:20,920
that, but you're not going to.
It's a new level of pain.

1889
01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:23,560
You ever you ever watch
something?

1890
01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:25,760
Or see something and you just
immediately get angry.

1891
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,720
Yeah, that's what that just did
it.

1892
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:30,240
Just like I as soon as the song
started going, I'm like, I'm,

1893
01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:33,320
I'm so mad right now.
Like I want to, I don't want to

1894
01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:35,680
hit a female, but if I had to,
she'd be.

1895
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:41,080
I I.
I don't.

1896
01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:43,480
I'm not an angry.
Person, but I wanted to strangle

1897
01:21:43,480 --> 01:21:47,760
a motherfucking dog.
I get OJ's frustration.

1898
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:49,520
Strangle a dog.
That's it.

1899
01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:51,520
Made me.
So bad I wanted to kick a puppy.

1900
01:21:51,720 --> 01:21:54,960
Yes, bullshit.
So, Jen, you bitch.

1901
01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:56,840
Why, Jen?
Why?

1902
01:21:57,840 --> 01:21:59,920
This is my favorite segment by
the way, because we always.

1903
01:21:59,960 --> 01:22:01,960
Have weird.
Everybody's personality and

1904
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:04,440
videos are different.
I feel like this segment's just

1905
01:22:04,440 --> 01:22:05,960
going to be.
About who can find the worst

1906
01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:09,280
singer at this point?
Like, I don't think that's an

1907
01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:11,440
American.
Idol 1 of mine is a singer.

1908
01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:12,160
I.
Will say that, but.

1909
01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:14,400
There's a reason for it.
It's not not because it's like

1910
01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:16,960
the Carol Baskin lady or
whatever her name was, Brenda

1911
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:18,520
Kay.
Brenda, Kay, Carol.

1912
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:20,040
Baskin.
I don't know, Carol Baskin.

1913
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:22,520
Does she have an album?
Because I will listen to it.

1914
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:25,800
Tiger King does we?
Should listen to that.

1915
01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:28,280
Oh man.
All right, Booker, now.

1916
01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:30,840
We'll get her on the show.
All right.

1917
01:22:35,440 --> 01:22:36,920
Oh, I said.
You have another one?

1918
01:22:37,440 --> 01:22:38,840
Oh, me.
Oh, I couldn't hear you.

1919
01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:39,600
Oh, I'm sorry.
I.

1920
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:40,360
Couldn't hear you.
Let's see.

1921
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:40,840
OK.
Yeah, I do.

1922
01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:45,320
It's my favorite thing.
It'll loop again.

1923
01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:53,920
Hold on.
Oh shit, dude, that can play

1924
01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:56,160
that again real quick.
Yeah, it's crazy.

1925
01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:02,480
Oh my God.
Fucking hell that red truck is

1926
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:03,720
like that.
Person had to.

1927
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:06,720
There's no that one that'll fuck
up here.

1928
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:09,480
All day.
Oh my God, pulled those trucks.

1929
01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:12,920
So I was in Florida.
Actually, I came.

1930
01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:15,440
Across my feed the other day and
I was like, whoa, everybody

1931
01:23:15,440 --> 01:23:18,600
survived.
Are you serious, everybody?

1932
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:20,400
Survived.
Did not look like you would be.

1933
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:23,480
Surviving that shit.
I know they don't know what the

1934
01:23:23,480 --> 01:23:26,240
fuck caused.
It but yeah, yeah, all my feed's

1935
01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:29,040
been lately is terrible singers
in car crashes.

1936
01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:32,040
So I got, I got, I got another
one for a year.

1937
01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:42,680
Whoa.
Dude, they got you.

1938
01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:50,080
Just stop.
Oh my God, yeah, they got him.

1939
01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:55,240
You know.
Most of you, that was just

1940
01:23:55,240 --> 01:23:56,200
music.
But there.

1941
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:58,440
Was there was a car chase going
on?

1942
01:23:58,440 --> 01:23:59,840
So if you're not subscribed,
that's on you.

1943
01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:02,320
Yeah, you're missing out.
I will say that that was.

1944
01:24:02,480 --> 01:24:04,760
They got to get an A for effort
for that guy to try to get away.

1945
01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:06,320
There was nothing.
Do they still make those little

1946
01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:07,720
cars when we had when we were
kids?

1947
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:10,720
That like that, has a spark.
I don't think they do.

1948
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:12,320
I bet they don't.
I bet they don't.

1949
01:24:12,320 --> 01:24:14,640
Oh my God, I was wondering like
one of the one of those over.

1950
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:19,040
In like gas and see if it'll
like make a fire, Yeah, I don't

1951
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:20,400
think.
They make them anymore.

1952
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:23,240
Oh.
Yeah.

1953
01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:24,720
All right, Jen.
Thank you very much.

1954
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:29,880
Ian, you want to go next?
Sure, I I just.

1955
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:34,240
I just typed in Wreck and
Instagram and just, and I came

1956
01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:37,000
across this video and the the
amount of pain this guy's about

1957
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:40,000
to be in is about as much as
listening to that fucking

1958
01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:43,000
musician that Jen just played.
It's the it's it's the same

1959
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:43,280
thing.
Yeah, I.

1960
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:58,600
Got to see this again, yeah.
His card.

1961
01:24:58,640 --> 01:25:00,800
Just like fucking about.
Here, Oh my.

1962
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:02,480
God.
Oh God.

1963
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:03,880
Play that again.
Play that.

1964
01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:06,080
Again.
Because if you notice this

1965
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:08,280
fence.
That he lands on is spiked.

1966
01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:09,760
Is he?
I'm surprised he didn't get

1967
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:12,560
impaled.
He definitely hurt himself.

1968
01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:14,640
I don't know if he got, I don't
know if it didn't show him

1969
01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:17,560
bleeding or anything, but he
definitely landed on it.

1970
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:30,000
Oh my God.
Oh God, that's how I Yeah, this

1971
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:31,320
car doesn't give.
A shit about him.

1972
01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:33,400
Just drive away.
Goodbye.

1973
01:25:34,160 --> 01:25:35,960
Debbie, Me.
Ain't none of my business.

1974
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:36,200
Yeah.
Oh.

1975
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:41,320
God oh shit, the way he flew
across the top of.

1976
01:25:41,320 --> 01:25:42,440
That.
Fence.

1977
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:46,120
Yeah, that's a spike fence.
Oh my God, people.

1978
01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:47,480
Need to see these?
You need to pay for these.

1979
01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:49,920
Videos you're going to really,
you're missing out.

1980
01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:51,760
That one I got when I first saw
it.

1981
01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:53,360
It made my.
Stomach turn a little bit I was

1982
01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:56,760
like oh that's that's got to
hurt that was rough yeah well

1983
01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:58,760
here's a.
The this.

1984
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:00,720
This one's to lighten the mood
of that one.

1985
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:03,880
Here's a Here's a Here's another
kangaroo video, just because

1986
01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:05,960
they've been pretty popular this
year.

1987
01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:08,000
I don't know what I think that's
going to be next year's mascot,

1988
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:09,440
because this year's the dirt
Squirrel.

1989
01:26:09,440 --> 01:26:22,400
Why not?
One more time, one more time,

1990
01:26:22,400 --> 01:26:29,080
one more time.
This is pretty great bitch.

1991
01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:33,560
Let's try to explain that for
the people who aren't.

1992
01:26:33,560 --> 01:26:38,240
Watching the video, a kangaroo
kicks a witch like a Halloween

1993
01:26:38,240 --> 01:26:41,840
decoration thing.
Like a motion activated witch.

1994
01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:46,440
Decoration and the kangaroo is
just like just it it it gets it

1995
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:49,000
a the double kick, which is
awesome like right in that

1996
01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:50,560
witch's face and it squares up
for.

1997
01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:52,400
A second and then gives it the
fucking kick and knocks.

1998
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:55,400
That's pretty funny that's
pretty great that's good shit.

1999
01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:57,880
I'll go next and then stroke you
go after me.

2000
01:26:58,640 --> 01:27:03,040
All right, so I said my my first
one was a song because it for

2001
01:27:03,040 --> 01:27:05,520
the IT had a reason, but it's
because you have to listen to

2002
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:07,520
the first line of the song and
then maybe you guys will

2003
01:27:07,520 --> 01:27:09,760
understand, but this is it's
it's terrible too.

2004
01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:14,440
I'm in Ohio, my it'd be cold in.
The winter time, even with my

2005
01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:18,320
ice on yay had to go to bits on
she trifling.

2006
01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:20,960
I can't feel with my friends no
more.

2007
01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:25,320
Let bygone be bygones.
I was 18 on high speed chasing a

2008
01:27:25,320 --> 01:27:27,160
Saiyan.
I went screwed.

2009
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:29,360
Yeah, I was working on that
perp.

2010
01:27:29,440 --> 01:27:31,480
Yeah.
And you know, I let her lift up

2011
01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:33,800
her skirt.
Yeah, even though that she's

2012
01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:34,760
down.
Oh my God.

2013
01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:38,560
I'm going to stop it because
it's that bad.

2014
01:27:38,560 --> 01:27:41,360
But I have to tell you guys,
this guy thinks that he's this

2015
01:27:41,360 --> 01:27:43,280
guy's serious.
This isn't him being joking.

2016
01:27:43,280 --> 01:27:46,280
I went to his page to find more
of him and he's very serious

2017
01:27:46,280 --> 01:27:47,800
about it.
But he's an Ohio boy.

2018
01:27:48,240 --> 01:27:52,920
An Ohio boy.
Can we talk about Can we?

2019
01:27:52,920 --> 01:27:54,400
Talk about the caption on.
Here for.

2020
01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:57,080
Also, Oh yeah, the caption says
freestyle.

2021
01:27:57,080 --> 01:27:58,920
No one can do better.
Don't even comment.

2022
01:27:58,920 --> 01:28:02,880
You can't.
You can't even with my ice.

2023
01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:07,560
On yay and he's guys covered in
tattoo.

2024
01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:09,320
His face looks like a doodle
bear.

2025
01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:11,280
Yeah.
It does and then if you go to

2026
01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:14,160
his page.
He has people he can't read.

2027
01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:17,440
He has people read the comments
to him.

2028
01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:20,240
So he can respond back and
there's a couple where he's

2029
01:28:20,240 --> 01:28:22,600
trying.
To read them and it's just it's

2030
01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:25,400
this guy so bad.
Are you sure he's not trying to

2031
01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:26,480
mock the?
What was it the?

2032
01:28:26,480 --> 01:28:30,000
Island boys or the boys?
I thought he was too, but maybe.

2033
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:33,400
He was, I don't know, but I did
look at, I tried, someone said

2034
01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:35,000
Someone called them out there in
the comments there.

2035
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:36,800
Someone said you're trying to to
be an island boy and he's like,

2036
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:39,240
don't call me an island boy.
And dude, you look just like

2037
01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:40,400
them.
But he's got.

2038
01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:42,040
But he has.
A whole album like he's like.

2039
01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:45,520
Streaming actual music and shit
like he he auto tunes his stuff

2040
01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:47,960
and he's got songs.
Oh my God.

2041
01:28:48,840 --> 01:28:50,680
So that's.
The Island or the Ohio?

2042
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:52,400
Boy.
And then this last one.

2043
01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:56,520
So earlier in this episode Ian
had told me to beep out the word

2044
01:28:57,280 --> 01:29:00,800
and I'm not going to and I don't
care.

2045
01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:01,560
I can people get.
Mad.

2046
01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:04,800
I'm not going to beep it out.
We're not using it derogatory.

2047
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:07,200
No, not in.
Any way I did but.

2048
01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:09,720
This guy, she did, she did the.
Very first one.

2049
01:29:09,720 --> 01:29:11,160
Of the very first.
Words this guy.

2050
01:29:11,160 --> 01:29:14,040
Says is the F word so I'm not
beeping this out either.

2051
01:29:14,040 --> 01:29:15,960
This is one Friday.
Everything that's gay.

2052
01:29:16,120 --> 01:29:17,800
Ready to talk about some gay
shit ankle?

2053
01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:21,680
Socks gay any three letter
government agency gay man buns

2054
01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:26,160
gay any jeans or distressed
jeans gay all electric vehicles.

2055
01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:28,320
Gay you can't back.
Up a trailer gay.

2056
01:29:28,480 --> 01:29:29,120
Guys.
Who drink?

2057
01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:33,440
From straws gay putting anything
in your coffee, but coffee gay

2058
01:29:33,480 --> 01:29:35,280
thinking there's more than two
genders.

2059
01:29:35,360 --> 01:29:37,400
Gay.
Using band aids gay.

2060
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:39,800
Carrying a firearm without one
of the chamber gay.

2061
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:41,800
Referring to yourself as an
Alpha gay.

2062
01:29:42,040 --> 01:29:44,600
Butterfly.
Pull ups gay creatine gummies

2063
01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:49,360
gay athletic greens gay lifting
gloves gay being a fully capable

2064
01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:50,560
individual.
That's living off of.

2065
01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:53,120
Government assistance gay
pounding on your stomach when

2066
01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:56,280
you do burpees gay.
Honda shadows gay cutting your

2067
01:29:56,280 --> 01:29:59,960
T-shirt into those little tiny
stringers gay wearing Carhartt

2068
01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:02,520
clothes, but you're not able to
do any Carhartt activities.

2069
01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:04,880
Gay grown men not being able to
change tires.

2070
01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:08,760
I'm literally wearing a.
Carhartt hoodie right fucking

2071
01:30:08,760 --> 01:30:12,560
now.
I also I I am.

2072
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:15,440
Like.
I don't disagree with like 99%

2073
01:30:15,440 --> 01:30:17,520
of the things you just said.
I know pretty much everything he

2074
01:30:17,520 --> 01:30:18,760
said was gay.
The only thing he.

2075
01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:20,240
Missed.
He didn't say Subaru is.

2076
01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:22,560
I thought for sure he'd say
Subaru is gay, but he didn't.

2077
01:30:24,480 --> 01:30:25,840
Wow.
He just decided to make that

2078
01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:28,200
video one day.
And put that up on a Friday and

2079
01:30:28,200 --> 01:30:29,600
that was fucking great.
That's it.

2080
01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:31,440
It was a great video.
I mean I laughed.

2081
01:30:31,440 --> 01:30:33,800
I just calling.
Everything gay gay just a gay

2082
01:30:33,800 --> 01:30:34,480
gay gay.
Gay.

2083
01:30:34,480 --> 01:30:35,480
Gay.
I mean well.

2084
01:30:36,320 --> 01:30:38,480
It kind of.
Confirms what we've been saying.

2085
01:30:38,480 --> 01:30:41,120
Everything's fake and gay.
Everything is fake and gay and

2086
01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:43,200
he just named everything.
Pretty much.

2087
01:30:43,960 --> 01:30:48,920
All right, so those are my.
Videos stroke I have I can't

2088
01:30:48,920 --> 01:30:50,760
upload it.
So the first one is, well, it's

2089
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:54,120
pretty gay, Dora the Explorer,
but fat, and it's a dude.

2090
01:30:55,160 --> 01:31:11,240
This is what?
Cross dressing.

2091
01:31:11,240 --> 01:31:15,360
Is Dora the Explorer gay?
This guy's shirt.

2092
01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:18,280
Is the smallest thing I've ever
seen on a man that large.

2093
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:22,720
Also he's got bigger tits than.
Most women, most people than me,

2094
01:31:22,960 --> 01:31:24,000
yeah.
Bigger tits.

2095
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:25,640
Than Jen, Yeah.
That's, that's great.

2096
01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:28,080
Yeah, I looked at his page after
that came up in my.

2097
01:31:28,080 --> 01:31:30,680
Like reels, because I just I can
look at reels and just I'm

2098
01:31:30,680 --> 01:31:33,720
probably like you, I spend too
much time just laughing just

2099
01:31:34,200 --> 01:31:37,360
stupid shit and that come up
like why was that targeted

2100
01:31:37,360 --> 01:31:38,920
towards me?
You.

2101
01:31:39,080 --> 01:31:40,720
I don't wonder sometimes why
those?

2102
01:31:41,120 --> 01:31:42,120
Things show up.
In your feed.

2103
01:31:42,440 --> 01:31:46,800
What did I like to get here?
This is an algorithm I curated.

2104
01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:49,600
And this is someone in Mexico
that has the Internet, so.

2105
01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:52,840
That's amazing.
All right, so there's gay fat.

2106
01:31:53,160 --> 01:31:56,000
Laura or Dora the Explorer.
Fat Dora.

2107
01:31:56,560 --> 01:31:58,480
Laura.
The Explorer.

2108
01:31:58,480 --> 01:32:00,200
The next one everyone on the
show has.

2109
01:32:00,200 --> 01:32:02,960
Watched because I sent it to you
about two weeks ago, but it came

2110
01:32:02,960 --> 01:32:04,920
back up in my feed and it's the
guy.

2111
01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:08,000
I don't know who this guy is,
but he's interviewing this MMA

2112
01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:12,680
fighter and he says the most
creepiest thing ever about child

2113
01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:14,760
molestation.
I was sexually abused as a

2114
01:32:14,760 --> 01:32:16,000
child, you know I.
Mean.

2115
01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:18,560
That's not an easy thing.
You must have been an attractive

2116
01:32:18,560 --> 01:32:23,200
young young.
A gentleman what you know, just

2117
01:32:23,240 --> 01:32:25,160
I'm going to leave you with one
last thing because we have.

2118
01:32:25,160 --> 01:32:29,480
To hop up but.
What?

2119
01:32:30,360 --> 01:32:31,640
Maybe you didn't.
See that Jen?

2120
01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:34,160
He told he must have been an
attractive child.

2121
01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:36,800
Yeah, I'm gonna play it again.
So if it went by.

2122
01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:39,720
Too fast for anybody listening
or watching, pay attention to

2123
01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:42,240
what is said here.
One guy talks about being

2124
01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:44,560
molested and then the other
guy's response is.

2125
01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:49,160
You know, I mean, that's not an
easy thing.

2126
01:32:49,280 --> 01:32:51,440
You must have been an attractive
young young.

2127
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:54,040
Gentleman what?
You.

2128
01:32:54,040 --> 01:32:56,800
Know what just I'm going to
leave you with one last thing

2129
01:32:56,800 --> 01:32:57,600
because we.
Have to hop.

2130
01:32:57,640 --> 01:33:00,080
Up what it's going to leave you
with he.

2131
01:33:00,080 --> 01:33:02,120
Really.
Tries to get away from that once

2132
01:33:02,120 --> 01:33:02,640
he.
Said it.

2133
01:33:03,080 --> 01:33:06,880
Wow.
Somebody do a background check

2134
01:33:06,880 --> 01:33:09,720
on that guy, Check his browser
because nobody.

2135
01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:11,480
Else in their right mind would
ever say.

2136
01:33:11,480 --> 01:33:14,560
Something like that, That's
crazy.

2137
01:33:17,320 --> 01:33:18,720
He must have a pretty.
Little.

2138
01:33:18,720 --> 01:33:20,600
Boy.
What the fuck?

2139
01:33:21,520 --> 01:33:23,160
Why did that end up in your
algorithm stroke?

2140
01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:27,880
That's a great question.
I don't know.

2141
01:33:29,080 --> 01:33:31,560
Hashtag pretty boys, that's what
it was, no?

2142
01:33:33,920 --> 01:33:35,160
Shit.
Well, that's this week's digital

2143
01:33:35,160 --> 01:33:37,960
dump and that's today's episode.
Don't forget to head over to

2144
01:33:37,960 --> 01:33:40,040
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2145
01:33:40,040 --> 01:33:42,600
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2146
01:33:42,880 --> 01:33:45,880
either way, we're happy.
We enjoy your money.

2147
01:33:46,480 --> 01:33:47,920
We enjoy your guys support.
I'm just kidding.

2148
01:33:47,920 --> 01:33:50,160
We appreciate it.
Thank you very much anyway, and

2149
01:33:50,160 --> 01:33:52,320
don't forget, this is the last
week to get the shirt of the

2150
01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:53,960
month.
True love doesn't knock once

2151
01:33:53,960 --> 01:33:56,160
it's gone, it's gone forever.
We'll have a new shirt next

2152
01:33:56,160 --> 01:33:57,160
month.
Try to collect them all, just

2153
01:33:57,160 --> 01:33:59,080
like I said before, just like
Pokémon, I got to try to collect

2154
01:33:59,080 --> 01:34:02,320
them all and I don't know,
you'll get something out of it.

2155
01:34:02,640 --> 01:34:03,040
Who?
Knows.

2156
01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:06,360
And last thing I want to say.
Is that?

2157
01:34:06,360 --> 01:34:09,720
The steak in the Steak in the BJ
contest kicks off next week, so

2158
01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:12,400
keep listening and make sure
you're following us on all the

2159
01:34:12,400 --> 01:34:15,560
socials, but specifically the
Facebook page so that you know

2160
01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:18,600
the details and what you have to
do in order to win your $50.00

2161
01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:21,760
gift card for some steak and a
blowjob.

2162
01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:24,240
That's good.
Even if you are a fat, you can.

2163
01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:25,760
Still get your blowjob and the
steak?

2164
01:34:27,080 --> 01:34:28,320
See, that would be the one that
would beep out.

2165
01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:30,720
But I'm not beeping anything
out.

2166
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:33,560
Anyway, be safe.
We'll talk you guys next time.

2167
01:34:33,560 --> 01:34:36,360
Bye.
Hey this was really fun.

2168
01:34:36,440 --> 01:34:38,720
We hope you liked it too.
You know, we've had a lot.

2169
01:34:38,720 --> 01:34:40,360
Of laughs tonight.
Seems like we've.

2170
01:34:40,360 --> 01:34:41,560
Just.
Begun when?

2171
01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:44,760
Suddenly, we're through.
But I'll tell you what, you're

2172
01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:46,000
not funny.
Bye.

2173
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:49,280
Goodbye, good.
Friends, goodbye Kevin

2174
01:34:49,280 --> 01:34:52,000
Strippers, because now it's.
Time to.

2175
01:34:52,680 --> 01:34:55,200
Go strippers are people too.
Naked people.

2176
01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:57,000
Who may be willing to pleasure
you for a price.

2177
01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:59,000
You negotiate later behind the
curtain at a VIP room.

2178
01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:03,280
We'll see you very soon.
I'm shy, just no need to kill

2179
01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:04,440
him very soon.
I.

2180
01:35:04,440 --> 01:35:05,920
Know because most of them are
already.

2181
01:35:05,920 --> 01:35:07,120
Dead inside.
Goodbye.

2182
01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:08,560
Good night everyone.
Good.

2183
01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:10,320
Friends.
Goodbye.