The Gang Gets Fingered (By Literature) | Ep 68 (Audio Only)

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Yo turn it up, crank the volume.
To 10.

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Guess what's for the crew who
won't?

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Bow again.
The hosts are united, ready to

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go.
They tried to kill it, but we're

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not that damn show.
Fucking We're back louder than

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you'll know.
Corporate radio can kiss our

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ass.
They fired us, tried to make us

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bold, but we're not that damn
show.

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Still wrong.
Cut in bold.

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God, fuck you.
Fuck you, all right.

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Welcome back to America's
loudest podcast.

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We are not that damn show in
it's is everybody.

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Can you guys hear me?
Yeah.

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All right, you're just like the
weird smirk on your face.

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Over there I was laughing
because the, the, the puppet

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photo that I made people I
posted in the group and people

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are like, well, that's
terrifying.

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And stroke wipes like that's,
that's so scary.

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I didn't even see it.
She just told me she goes,

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that's terrifying.
I'm like, oh.

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I thought it was adorable.
All right, you.

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Like fuck off.
I like it too.

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I want puppets of us.
I told my wife I was going to

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get a puppet that's.
Right, that's what I said.

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My girlfriend was like,
absolutely not.

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I'm like, you know, you
wouldn't, you wouldn't think it

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was cute if I was just sitting
on the couch playing with a

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little little puppet Ian.
No.

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She does not think so.
Weirdly enough, I I shared only

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privately in our group that
little video of the puppet that

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was thinking about licking
butthole.

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Remember the video I found this
week?

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And I was thinking, I need a
puppet so I can just start

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baking these for social media
just to fuck with people.

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Yeah.
My wife says it's a dude thing

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that only guys want puppets.
Like she's like why do all dudes

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want a puppet of themselves?
I'm I I didn't know there was

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only a guy because it's.
The only control we have left.

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Well, mine was redheaded and
like Kathy Griffin's what I

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would imagine her pussy looked
like.

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You know, it was really nasty.
Oh my God.

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Those puppets look good,
although mine looks well, I

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don't like mine.
Mine looks weird.

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Get out of here.
Like your mine and yours Mikey

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were the easiest like for some
reason AI was having a really

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hard time with stroke and Jen.
But I finally, because if you

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notice mine, Mikey's and Jen's,
they're all made of cloth and

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stroke's just like some kind of
like like kind of wood.

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I'm like, you know what, that's
the best It's going to it's

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going to get you know what?
I.

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Want that it's.
Weird.

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It's weird.
Oh, it is kind of creepy,

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actually.
But if and if you're not

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subscribed to Patreon or
Spotify, you did you have no

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idea what we what we're looking
at.

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Unless you're in the group.
But it's funnier this way.

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Hey, is Jen frozen or she just
she's.

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Gone.
Oh wow, I thought stroke was the

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one having issues today.
We stars.

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Can't get anything right.
I know we had.

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We've had technical problems
with stroke, was having issues

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and now Jen was frozen stroke.
Had no power.

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What so?
Yeah, you can't use the Internet

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when you have no power.
It was, Yeah, last night it was

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22°, felt like 10.
And it's cold as fuck in

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Florida.
We're not used to this.

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So.
Temperature is maybe.

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Once a year, but we just don't
like it.

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But what's the temperature?
So you guys are in two different

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well, we're kind of close to
each other, but what is it?

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But now we're apart from each
other.

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What's your temperature?
I got 44, see?

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What's where?
What is it when you're where

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you're at, Joe?
It's 3IN.

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The afternoon, yeah, it can't
be.

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It's probably about the same
where he's at.

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It's usually it's sometimes a
little colder on a little.

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It's 45 tonight, 29.
That's not Florida weather.

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It's also Mindy too, right?
You guys got you get that cold

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in the wind?
Yeah, that shit sucks.

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Yeah, I'm gonna go outside like
we do with hurricanes.

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Just shoot in the air, you know,
just try to shoot this cold

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away.
These fucking Canadians trying

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to take us over.
By the way, you know, I I did, I

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did appreciate you out on the
streets protesting, you know,

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like no say no to or you're
trying to get the cold weather

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out of Florida.
I appreciate that it didn't work

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but more.
Yeah.

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The cold.
You know the fun thing is when

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you protest bullshit 'cause you
know, people protest whatever

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people just look at you
sometimes and and they just

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stare and then they're, you can
see their head is spinning like

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a like a like a gerbil on the
wheel just going what the fuck

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is happening?
I don't.

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Like, is this really happening?
Is this guy holding a sign?

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Am I reading that right?
Yeah, that's what happens.

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And then the guy I'm thinking
like yesterday I go, this guy's

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going home to tell his wife
probably like there was a dude

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protesting weather and she's
like, bullshit, are you been

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drinking?
That's hilarious.

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Jen said she has to restart her
computer.

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Can we pause?
We don't pause.

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We're just going to jump on
Yeah.

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When you're ready, Jen, we'll
you're you're good Do what you

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got to do is we got to talk
about here anyway we're making.

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Nico very happy right now.
Oh, there's a there's a little

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special something for Nico in
today's episode.

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When we get into comments, we'll
we'll some for Nico.

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But so while we wait for Jen to
come back, we could talk about

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the a couple of things.
The store at not tds.com sort of

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been refreshed a little bit.
My wife went in and changed out

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the logos, put in the new logo,
the little circle logo that

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we're doing.
So all the T-shirts and

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stickers, Everything has been
refreshed and we have a new

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T-shirt.
So last month was the dirt

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squirrels shirt.
Sold a whole bunch of those.

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Appreciate everybody that bought
one of those.

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But now this month we have the
true love doesn't knock T-shirt

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as you can see right here on the
screen It's just it's perfect

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for Valentine's Day.
It's perfect for the month of

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love.
It's perfect for Black History

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Month because it is black
T-shirt and it just says true

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love doesn't knock right
underneath It's got not that

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damn show should go.
It's only available this month.

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You got 28 days.
Well, by the time you hear this,

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it'll.
Be dude, I I'm telling you like

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that song took off because on
Friday night listener of mine or

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sorry, he he he's like he's like
we listen to it on the job site

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all the time and he he comes up
to my booth.

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Are you going to sing no wrong
haul tonight?

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I went fuck.
It's a great song.

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It is, but I, I kind of painted
myself into a corner with that.

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I was like that.
Now I because that's literally

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the only bar on planet Earth you
can ever sing it.

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That's true now.
People are going to bomb.

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Yeah, well, since Mikey brought
it up and waiting maybe for Jen

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to join us quickly, I learned
something pretty big this

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weekend.
My wife is .5% black and I'm 1%

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black.
I'm not sure for Elon Musk,

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African American, or for regular
life, but we're 1 1/2% black at

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her home.
So I just wanted people to know

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this is our month and if you say
any shit, I'm going to go after

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you, OK?
Hold on.

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He's.
Twice as he's twice as black as

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she is.
She is how many?

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Point. 50 OK OK my bad, my bad I
thought she.

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Was are a bitch Mikey.
I know.

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I just, I just misheard him.
I guess.

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I didn't realize what he was
saying.

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All right.
So you guys are black?

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1 1/2% in our home total.
Not even a little bit.

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Well, I thought we were going to
get a black guy on the show to

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confirm this.
Oh.

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Well, he, I mean, he confirmed
whatever it was.

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My DNA test says I'm black, so
fuck him immediately.

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Yeah, but.
Yeah, but he'll he'll determine

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if you're I don't.
Give a fuck what he says.

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I mean, I know be up to date
with Black History Month and

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everything that's happened
because I never paid attention

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before, but now I do.
How do you feel about BLM?

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BLM.
Oh that was a scam for our black

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people.
We just fell for it.

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It's kind of fucking was.
I feel bad.

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Yeah.
All right.

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Well, so I.
Mean our lives do matter, but

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fuck it, you know everybody's
lives matter.

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Our lives matter.
Really just I think Black Lives

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Matter is fine.
I think just what they just took

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a bunch of the money.
Yeah, like the people, the top

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took the money.
They ripped us off.

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And I'm so sick of it.
Yeah, I'm not allowing that to

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happen to my people anymore.
All right.

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Look at it.
You're so full of shit.

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I think it's great.
I support.

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Here's the one you do,
motherfucker I've ever known

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from Caucasian mouth.
I mean, look at him right now

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though.
Like even his skin is so white.

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Yeah, just no color.
That's, that's the lighting in

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here.
Also lighting.

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You're gonna, you're gonna, you
want to compare whiteness with

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me and that fucking cowboy hat
and glasses you got on.

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What does that mean?
I'm like Charlie, proud of this

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fucking show.
Darius Rucker, man, he wears a

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cowboy hat.
Oh wow, racist.

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Christ.
I didn't even know he was

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racist.
It turns out.

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He is racist.
He is.

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Racist.
Perfect, I mean.

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I knew it.
I'll back you because you just

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got to join us again, Christina
said. .5% African American.

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I'm 1%.
We're 1 1/2 percent are at home.

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So.
And and.

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No, I know.
Yeah, I.

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Can say, are we supposed to say
congratulations?

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I don't.
Yeah, you can send me a got.

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Everybody's supposed to send me
a card and shit.

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It's your month, ain't?
Gonna be no money.

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It's your month.
OK, yeah, I know.

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I'm.
Happy birthday black people, and

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it made me laugh.
Since he's only since he's only

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1% black, he only gets 1% of the
month, which is like 20 minutes.

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So soak it up.
Wow, get more racist.

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I've never knew you this racist.
That's crazy.

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Damn, I'm not a racist.
I'm a that's more that's more of

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a math.
Joke.

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You got the shortest mood of the
year.

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Oh, why don't you make your
jokes about our people?

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I'm having jokes about my
people.

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Not once did I say anything
about the the the language

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leave.
His people alone leave his.

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Thing you know you'll be wearing
blackface.

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You'll be wearing blackface next
month, He.

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Ain't got no damn people.
He's a racial fence sitter.

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That's what he's doing.
When it's February, he wants to

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be black.
But in the summertime?

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Bitch, I'm black.
Old.

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No, for now, since I found out
I've been owning it, I'm black.

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He has been you got to remember
when you found out he you know,

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we went the whole black Santa
route, everything like oh God,

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I.
Yeah, that's true.

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That's fine.
Yeah, so.

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I'll help you.
Black History Month to you

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Stroke, we thank you.
Thank you, Christina.

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Yeah, and Christina, but not
Ian.

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Fuck you, no.
Hey watch me take adna test,

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I'll be more black than both of
y'all.

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I think we should all take DNA
tests.

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It shows the most blackest.
Most black I'm down, I'm down

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let's.
Do it.

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I'm fucking.
Down.

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I'll be mad of a loose.
Oh dude, I will, I will.

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I will clip everything that you
just said and I will throw it

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right back in your fucking face.
I'm like every right?

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I guarantee you ain't blacker
than me.

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Look at you not.
I don't want to person anybody's

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bubble here, but I'm pretty sure
Jen's frozen again.

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And also so my my mom's
grandmother was black, so I

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might actually be the blackest
person on the show.

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I don't I I don't really.
Good crack.

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I knew I loved you the most.
It's where.

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I'll track to my family history,
so I'll just I'll I'll spit in

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the tube and and send it out.
Wouldn't be the first time you

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spit in the tube.
Don't make any sense.

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Doesn't it?
Doesn't.

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Have to make any sense.
It doesn't matter it's

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provocative, it doesn't mean
anything.

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Well, so here's the thing Jen
was is back from her emo cruise,

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but I think she's she's having
emo sex cruise that she was on.

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I wanted some details.
I wanted to know what they were

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doing and what that was all
about what bands played

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whatever, but she's apparently
having some technical problems.

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So I I just feel like the show
is just doing well again.

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The ruins everything because
there's a whole thing about Nico

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here who talks shit about Jen
and when we get into the

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comments stuff, but we'll we'll
hold off on that because we're

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something else that I wanted to
talk about too.

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And looking at if you're a
Patreon subscriber or a Spotify

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subscriber, we appreciate you.
You can subscribe, get the video

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on Patreon, of course on Spotify
and people are jumping on and

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some people are wondering, you
know what, what the deal is with

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that.
Just just go subscribe and don't

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be a little bitch about it.
But if you're looking at the the

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screen right now, you could
probably see Jen.

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Welcome back to the show, Lord.
There's something wrong with my

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VPN.
What does that mean?

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It's like we're my I'm connected
to like my the database of my

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computer that's the widest.
Point I've ever heard.

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Wow, that's so white.
You're definitely not.

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You're the.
Fuck, I don't know.

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I'm not.
I don't know.

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Computers, shit.
It just keeps kicking me out.

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You're here.
You're here.

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Well, don't get kicked out
again.

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I'm.
Trying.

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We have to talk about how old
Ian looks right now.

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I just wanted to tell you, like
you're just looking at the

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screen.
If he looks like a very old man,

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is this a new look for you or is
this a comfort thing you're

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going for?
What's happening?

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No, I mean, it's a, it's more of
a comfort thing because the the

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room where I'm recording in is
usually colder than the rest of

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the house.
So I just threw on this road

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because I'm not going to fuck
with the temperature and raise

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my electric bill anymore.
So I was like, you know what,

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fuck it, if we're going to put
on the road, we might as well go

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full dude and put the glasses
on.

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Because you're fucking white,
muffin.

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I it's, I I've only been awake
for like an hour.

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Maybe it's it's too early for me
to start drinking, but drinking?

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Champions, dude.
It's like drinking a glass of

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milk.
Most of it, but it's milk.

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But I, I, I look old and I feel
old because let me tell you

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something, this bottle of Tums
right here has been my best

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friend for like a month.
And I didn't, I've never had a

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Tums in my life.
But out of nowhere, I just

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started getting reflux more and
more because of the stuff that

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I've been eating, like this
Cuban sandwich or maybe a slice

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of pizza.
Slice of pizza.

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Shut the fuck up.
ARM will give you heartburn from

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what I heard.
Is that true, Jen?

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What the fuck?
Just what the fuck?

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Just can't have a.
We just can't have a normal

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conversation when I start
fucking it up.

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Get your Dick breath out of
here.

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I think, though, I mean, that
was a legit question.

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If there's anyone that's going
to be able to answer the

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question, it's you, Jen.
I I can't say that I've ever had

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heartburn from come no all.
Right, wow, good to know.

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So what are you eating that's
giving you offer If it's not

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come I.
Don't want to be on this show

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anymore.
This is why Reddit talks shit

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about us.
Fuck Reddit.

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I'm sorry.
Sorry, I did not.

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This is not where I expected
this to go.

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That's.
Fucking hilarious.

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Stop telling about your
condition.

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I saw.
Your condition.

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We've lost Ian.
Ian is out of the room.

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Damn.
I'm legit crying out it's so

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fucking funny.
So when you burn without a spa

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sperm, thank you.
What?

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This is not what I would do when
Jesus comes back, alright?

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Man, fuck.
Pull yourself the other way.

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Yeah, back to your Harper.
Oh.

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No, no, I'm done talking about
it and you can all stick it up

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your various assholes.
Well, alright, if you.

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Stuck it up your asshole, you
won't even burp it.

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He's not wrong.
He's.

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Got a point?
He's a very good poem.

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It's a real butcher.
We're going to act like we're

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18.
This is a real.

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Podcast This is a real show.
Get your shit together people.

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Listen to this.
This pause the what this?

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Is exact.
Well, Ian's old, apparently, and

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he's getting a heartburn.
I'll pray for you, Ian.

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Thanks.
It can't be the cum so it's got

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to be the wings.
I'm assuming the pizza.

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It's just an age thing.
To be honest with you though, I

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remember when I started getting
heartburn too and I was probably

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late 20s early 30s and I started
taking Prilosec all the time and

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then I realized Prilosec just
gives you cancer.

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So I stopped taking that so and
I was like fucking cancer.

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The only thing you can do is
adjust your diet to really make

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it go away.
Tums any any Tums all day every

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day is bad for you.
I don't eat Tums all day.

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I take.
I take maybe two or three a week

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maybe.
Dicks just.

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As prevented, I'm.
Trying to be serious.

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I'm trying really hard to make
this.

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Actually, let me.
I'm trying to prove this real

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quick.
All right, we'll do.

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It all right so yeah, he's been
trying to Yeah, not I'm not

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going to ever.
By the way, stroke, I muted you.

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We can't hear you.
Trying to get through.

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One fucking sentence.
He says I'm sorry, it's funny.

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That's funny stuff anyway.
Anyway, well, just let's we can

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talk about Jen getting railed on
an emo cruise instead.

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How about that?
What was the emo sex cruise like

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Jen tells all about?
Oh my God, lots of we were

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fucking all the time.
It wasn't an orgy boat for

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fuck's sake.
I mean, sometimes you were

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asleep.
See, that's true.

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That's true.
No, Yeah, we had lots of sex.

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Vacation Kyle is a horny Kyle
so.

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Like decent sex is always fun.
Like for some reason, like me,

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me and my girlfriend, like we,
we, I don't, I hope her dad

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doesn't listen, but we fuck like
champions.

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But every time she's always
like, you know, the number one

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sex time was when we went on
vacation.

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That hotel sex was like.
She still compares every sex we

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had to that.
Hotel sex.

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Oh yeah, Oh yeah, like fucking
rabbits that just got out of

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prison.
So, but it wasn't an emo sex

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cruise.
It was, but it was like an emo

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cruise, right?
Yeah.

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It was there of making cruise
whatever.

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Emo Festival.
So the Used was there, Underoath

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was there.
Hawthorne Heights we got, we do

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it every year.
So this was the fourth time

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around.
It was a way bigger boat.

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So like the fourth time alumni
is there was only like 420 of us

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and there was like 2000 first
timers.

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So it was it was a much bigger
boat.

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And some of those first years
are just assholes.

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I'll tell you what.
Like they're just no etiquette

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at all.
Like they had never been to a

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festival in their life and it
kind of put a bad taste in our

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mouth, to be honest.
Like the first.

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Yeah, the first.
I might need some of Ian's Tums.

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Yeah, it was, yeah, it was
different, but still, still cool

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to see everybody.
And I put on with a six of my

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other friends.
We put on like a pre cruise,

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like kick off party the night
before we sail and that was

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insanely successful.
We had like 700 people at least

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buy tickets and come out and it
was just really, really rad.

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Yeah, that's awesome.
This past weekend with

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Shiprocked and I work with,
well, actually a couple of

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people I work with, they went
down there and hung out and they

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they looked awesome.
Yeah.

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It's it's Shiprock.
Shiprock.

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Who's playing?
Who played Shiprock?

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Do we know?
Don't.

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Know because I didn't have, I
didn't even look for the tickets

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because I'm like, I can't do
this.

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All these artists or genres do
these fucking cruises now and

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they seem like they seem like so
much fun, but I I've never been

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on a cruise.
I don't really know what to

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expire or anything like that.
Just.

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Wash your hands.
That's all I have to tell you.

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There's just a lot of there's
just a lot of people touching

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stuff.
That's the only thing I would

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say.
Well, it's the same with like

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any Aftershock or Rockville.
I mean, it's, it's a festival

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and you're going to get that
festival flu.

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Yeah, living on a boat with that
many people from all over the

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world.
Yeah, like last year we got

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deathly sick.
This year, not at all.

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I'm just sound raspy because
singing, singing my heart out,

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honestly, like I just lost my.
I always lose my voice.

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But this year, no sickness.
We like chow down on Airborne

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all the time, so we feel good,
you know?

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You you say something about
first timers that the on the

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cruise and people being
assholes.

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Whatever.
It's kind of the same way like

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at Aftershock or a lot of
festivals.

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People the first time there, I
think don't they have this weird

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expectation like they're going
to go get into the pit and start

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all these fights get in to shoot
just be assholes.

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Somebody's taller than your
wife's hair.

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Yeah, pull my wife's hair like a
dumb fucking that shit that shit

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happens.
Those people are assholes.

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But, but usually by the 2nd
year, if they come again,

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they've learned a little bit,
right?

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They kind of, Oh yeah, I've got
to be cool.

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But it's up.
It's up to the veterans to teach

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these little assholes like, hey,
that's not how we fucking.

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That's how we do shit around
here.

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We're scared to have a good
time.

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Everybody's we're we're a big
family here.

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Yeah, we actually had Devil
Wears Prada, their guitarist

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Kyle, funny name, but he it
stopped mid set and jumped off

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stage to beat the shit out of a
guy in the pit who was just

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elbowing girls in the face and
all sorts of shit.

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He'd jump mid mid mid mid set.
Just fuck that guy and jumped

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off set and just tore it.
Apart filmed this at all.

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Oh yeah, it's on the Internet.
I'll have to.

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I'll have to get it for you
guys.

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It's one of my.
Yeah, one of my ultimate goals

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for this podcast as we continue
to grow.

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And thank you everybody for keep
listening.

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We've celebrated our one year.
I know Mikey will get into this

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and.
Officially, officially our this

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Thursday coming up will be our
our exactly birthday.

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That's one year.
That's an amazing.

455
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,040
Episode.
But I, I think I would love and

456
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,280
I think I know we've talked
about this privately before,

457
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,000
but, and it would, it would take
a while, but I would love to do

458
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,720
that damn cruise.
Oh my God, yes.

459
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,400
Oh.
My God.

460
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,160
It's so cool, yeah.
That's the goal.

461
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:02,440
Couple couple of bands up there
fucking playing and and awesome

462
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,040
yeah, and all the damn it's
that'd be a lot of fun.

463
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,080
It's.
Me on the mouse and the

464
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,920
trampoline just giving you a
show.

465
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:11,720
For fuck's sake, you and your
mouse trampolining, good Lord.

466
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,120
Not even at all.
Well anyway, well, we're happy

467
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:18,240
to have you back Jen there.
There's a lot of comments that

468
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,840
we'll get to here in a couple of
minutes, and Nico has said a few

469
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:27,880
things about you back to IANS
heartburn and from come guzzling

470
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:31,680
or whatever is the thing was
we're trying to talk about like

471
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:35,040
what's your new old thing?
But I I want to I have my list,

472
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,520
my thing here, and I wanted to
see what you guys think or see

473
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,320
if maybe stroke is going through
this as well.

474
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:43,440
But like I sleep kind of funny,
like I sleep like this, like I

475
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,840
kind of put my hands up on my
head and it cuts off the

476
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,480
circulation in my arm.
So every night nowadays, it was

477
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,920
since I've started to get older,
my arms go numb when I'm

478
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,480
sleeping completely numb or just
like my pinky will go numb.

479
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,720
So I started Googling this to
see what the deal was and it was

480
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,480
telling it's because the way I'm
sleeping and I'm cutting off

481
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,120
these nerves and it's because
I'm old.

482
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:05,480
It's because my nerve is fucking
old and I can't sleep like a

483
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,360
normal God damn human.
Now I got to get a fucking body

484
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,720
pillow and hug it like some kind
of fucking I don't want to say

485
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,880
and it's it's a nightmare and it
sucks and I hate getting old and

486
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,960
that's my new old thing.
I I have to hug a body pillow

487
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:20,840
when I go to sleep like a baby.
Those are cuddly though, I'll

488
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,480
give them that.
They said he makes them.

489
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,400
Pretty hot and sweaty.
I like the other night I woke

490
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,160
up, I almost wanted to throw up
because it was so hot in the

491
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,120
middle of the night from home.
This thing, it's like what?

492
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,440
What do I do?
Do I get hot, my arms going

493
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,480
numb?
I have to choose God stroke.

494
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,040
Do you have to deal with this
urinal?

495
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,440
Yeah, thank you.
I want to tell you that

496
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,560
Christina hates it because
sometimes I won't be cuddling up

497
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,240
with her.
I'll hold the pillow and she's

498
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,600
like, wow.
I think it goes back to

499
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,800
childbirth.
My parents didn't love me, but

500
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,320
there was an attachment there,
like some people had teddy

501
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:53,280
bears.
I honestly do hug the I hug the

502
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,280
pillow and then I go to sleep.
It feels good.

503
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,560
But she's always like, you
always like the pillow.

504
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,960
There's always between us like,
well, that's good.

505
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,600
And literally no disrespect to
either of your wives, but

506
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,960
they're, they're twigs, man.
They're it's like they're

507
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,520
nothing, nothing to really
cuddle.

508
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,440
You're like holding a
broomstick.

509
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,800
No, again, no disrespect.
I hold my wife though too, like

510
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,080
she also sleeps well.
There's cuddling and then like

511
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,560
when you're when you're trying
to go to bed, but then roll over

512
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,960
and and then hug that pillow.
I get it.

513
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,520
Well, Mike, you don't feel bad.
My old thing would be arthritis.

514
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,040
The doctor told me many years
ago.

515
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,640
I start dealing with it in the
cold weather and I and sounds

516
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,480
crazy to say, but it's been cold
in Florida and when it gets cold

517
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,680
I start having it in my ankle
and it just it wakes you up.

518
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,680
Feel it in my bones.
Yeah, he told me.

519
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:38,880
That you broke your ankle?
Yeah.

520
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,040
Well, that's not the only old
thing because you sent us a

521
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,160
picture the other day and I'm
like stroke of those reading

522
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,920
glasses are.
You there are.

523
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,640
You there now?
That's funny.

524
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,640
There's two things about that.
I'm doing dad jokes on the

525
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:56,840
Internet now because I've we
found this book, but I kind of I

526
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,360
kind of need them.
I'm looking at them going.

527
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,560
This is a lot easier to read
because I haven't been no night

528
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:04,720
doctor, but you know.
That's an old, that's an old man

529
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:05,920
thing for sure.
Yeah.

530
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:09,920
I mean, it goes, yeah, it goes
with the look, but it does help.

531
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:16,280
My dad has two pairs of glasses
on his head at all times. 1 here

532
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,280
and one up here.
So he just, he's just constantly

533
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,680
just switching glasses, one to
see and one to read.

534
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,520
It's insane.
He has two pairs of glasses.

535
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,640
You're you're next.
He can't get just get one

536
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:32,480
prescription that handles both.
That's what I have got.

537
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:39,640
Bifocals.
I'm blind as shit.

538
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,160
Like I wear.
Yeah.

539
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,400
Oh yeah, my glasses.
I'll show you next time.

540
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,600
They're like thick as fuck.
I'm, I'm wearing contacts

541
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,880
usually, but they're like you
could see from the side.

542
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,360
They're like layers of fucking
glass for mine.

543
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,360
So I'm, I'm old.
If I take them out, I'm like

544
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,920
Velma, I can't see shit.
Like not in front of me and not

545
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,680
far away.
I'm blind.

546
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,360
Super blind.
I had no idea.

547
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,680
I did not know that.
I thought this for like years

548
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,560
and years and years and I
finally see people starting to

549
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,480
put it on the Internet.
Why don't we they make a

550
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:12,240
prescription windshield like
people are like, like people are

551
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,280
like, I can I need them when I
drive.

552
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,880
I'm like, then you shouldn't be
driving.

553
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,280
Well I've got two different like
both my eyes are fucked up in

554
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,760
different ways so I have to have
two different ones on each side.

555
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,040
Two fucked up eyes, 2 fucked up.
Eyes.

556
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,160
This one, this one can only see
far.

557
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,720
This one can only see close up.
My brain is broken.

558
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,000
My brain never.
Get super drunk and like just

559
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,880
only have one contact in and see
what that does for you.

560
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:34,520
It's.
A nightmare.

561
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,400
I bet that makes me dizzy as
fuck.

562
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:40,120
Yeah, I feel like I throw up.
Yeah, yeah, probably.

563
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,120
Is that your old lady thing,
Jen?

564
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,560
Well, I mean, it's been my my
whole life.

565
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:53,480
Thing I was kidding.
I have a beaded one, I've got a

566
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,840
gold one.
Yeah fuck yes.

567
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:55,920
I could just drop them.
That's.

568
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:57,520
Really.
Old.

569
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,600
Yeah, I was kidding.
That's the oldest thing out of

570
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,680
all of us.
Honestly the sole thing I've

571
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,200
ever heard in my life.
The hell is wrong with?

572
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,000
You.
They're cute.

573
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,680
If I'm gonna have to wear these
fucking things, I might as well

574
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,320
make them decorative.
Shit, that's.

575
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,000
That's that's people who use the
word whippersnapper.

576
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,160
Thanks for librarian.
Yeah, you'll be.

577
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,600
Golden Corral early soon too.
Drinking that early bird

578
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:21,240
special, hey?
That's not really fair though

579
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,760
because I'll fuck up some Golden
Corral and get to bed by 6.

580
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,120
I mean, I'm 35.
Sometimes we make nothing wrong.

581
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,880
We're going to bed early.
Hell no.

582
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,640
I agree.
I agree.

583
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,080
That's old.
I'm just saying that's old

584
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,120
because back in the day we'd
have never done that.

585
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:38,040
Yeah, I would have.
You would have like I don't no

586
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:38,560
age.
I don't.

587
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,200
I go to Golden Corral at 3:00,
eighteen years old.

588
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,040
I don't give a fuck.
Ain't going.

589
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,080
To go by 7, that's.
Fair.

590
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,400
What the hell?
Yeah, I'm stoned all the time.

591
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,680
What do you want from me?
I'm high and eat some food now.

592
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,440
I'm ready to pass out.
I did that yesterday.

593
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,080
Thinking of it's like these
people go out now.

594
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,760
I was like, I'm not going out
till 10:00.

595
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,080
I'm like cool, that's about
time.

596
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,960
I'm going back home.
Starts at. 10 fucking.

597
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,240
Wait, I'm not going anywhere.
That starts at 10:00.

598
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,920
My buddy that he just left, he
was here for a month.

599
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,880
Anytime he would come out to the
bar, it'd be 1030.

600
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,240
He's like, all right, I'm about
to leave.

601
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,840
I'm like, wait a minute, you
haven't left the your condo yet.

602
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:22,000
If I, if I don't leave the house
by minimum 738, I ain't going.

603
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:27,600
I'm not going.
Yeah, if it it was 9:00, I've we

604
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,800
are way past going anywhere.
This is not happening.

605
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,880
I've been like that since I was
like 21.

606
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,880
I wanted to get out of the house
by 8:00 or it wasn't happening.

607
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,800
There was a window of time that
I had to leave or I was stuck at

608
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,240
home.
Not I just didn't want to leave.

609
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,760
When I was younger there was a
lot of pre gaming at home and

610
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,760
then probably going out more
like 10 o'clock 11:00 when I was

611
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,560
younger and then just doing the
bar stuff for a couple hours.

612
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,000
There were a few bars that I
would pregame at and then go to

613
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,320
where I wanted to go just 'cause
you know, there, there were

614
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,240
marketers that I liked or
whatever, but I just, I, I've

615
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,040
got to leave the house by a
certain time or I'm not going

616
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,960
out.
All right.

617
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,600
Well, I guess we're all old.
Yeah, you're just nearly

618
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,000
listening or watching this
podcast.

619
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,480
You're just watching 4 fucking
old crusty people laugh about

620
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,960
Ian and his cum.
Cum Tums.

621
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,240
I believe it's cums.
Cum.

622
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,840
Lacey's big in front of his How?
Did.

623
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,480
How did nobody put that?
I'm disappointed in all of you.

624
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,320
Me too, me too.
All the work for you.

625
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,360
That's pretty good.
Can't.

626
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,600
Be sucking off Gerald.
Like fucking stroke's talking

627
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,640
about his arthritis.
My back hurts from carrying this

628
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:45,080
fucking show.
Christ all right, let's move on

629
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,960
please We got a bunch of
comments and I want to start

630
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:52,040
right off the bat with these
comments from 2 ends only hater

631
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,920
Nico.
I'll put them up on the screen

632
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,440
right here is Jen's only hater
that's his name and he just

633
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,320
these he leaves.
He left Jen for I'm sure you

634
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,120
listen to the show because you
can't live without us.

635
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,040
This guy left the comment every
time you weren't on the show.

636
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,040
Yeah, I saw and I know that you
you saw that because the next

637
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,360
comments were.
But for those of you that are

638
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:13,200
listening right now and not
watching yours last week, Nico

639
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,640
left.
What a great episode.

640
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,720
The only thing better is a nice
long cruise.

641
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,280
Kind of funny, that was.
Actually pretty good.

642
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,320
Is Nico, do you think Nico's
trolling or do you think he

643
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,640
really hates her that much?
I don't.

644
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,240
I don't know.
I I really don't know, but it's.

645
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,240
Good times.
I guess it's kind of funny.

646
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,200
And then he let his other
comment on the second episode

647
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,520
from last week was I'm really
liking Jen's contributions.

648
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,280
Shut the fuck up.
It's kind of funny though.

649
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,760
I mean, I, I, I'm not it's
funny.

650
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,200
It's good times.
You just, you know, if we're

651
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,360
your brother, sister or one of
us were saying that to you

652
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,520
fucking around.
But this is Nico.

653
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,640
Like, who the fuck is this guy?
Nobody even knows who he is.

654
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,120
Try to like my wife and I were
trying to do a little research

655
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,280
on him to figure out who he is
and we thought maybe he might be

656
00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:00,000
this this other dude on Twitter
who also was a shit talker but

657
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,080
we don't know for sure.
Like I'm digging.

658
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,360
I was digging through all my
Facebook friends to try to find

659
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,280
anybody named Nico.
I did the same thing.

660
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,560
I couldn't find anybody.
I have.

661
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,040
No idea.
God about his name and and now

662
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,680
it makes sense.
Someone of my comments said they

663
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:18,040
go, are you Nico?
And I thought it was there's a

664
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,000
Nico.
I've been watching Tulsa King in

665
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,640
the very first season.
I'm like, no, that guy was a

666
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,480
piece of shit.
No, you know.

667
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,040
All Nico's shitty.
I.

668
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,280
Don't think I don't think Nico's
a man.

669
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,480
You think Nico's a woman?
I think Nico's A is a fucking

670
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,520
woman.
I think it's a woman.

671
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,920
Maybe Nico is a woman and Jen
beat her out for this position.

672
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,920
That could be what it is.
That idea has been thrown

673
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,720
around.
It could be that Nico isn't a

674
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,480
real person but Jen did respond
to one of them and said can't

675
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,760
wait to be back this week to
piss you off and ruin your

676
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,600
happiness which I think is
fantastic.

677
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,080
Don they're still.
He's still he's.

678
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:57,280
She's still listening.
And I tell Jen, you know, we're

679
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,360
new, She's newer in the
business, and we've been doing

680
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,480
this for a long time.
I said if you don't have haters.

681
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,040
You're not doing it right.
You ain't doing it right.

682
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,760
You better collect them because
you can't kiss everybody's

683
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,120
asses.
Hell no you.

684
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,320
Got to have a couple of haters.
That's that's when you know

685
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,720
you're for sure doing something
right.

686
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,880
And Jen at least has one hater.
At least one at.

687
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,000
Least one we know for sure he's
put himself out there.

688
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,880
And because of that, and before
we move on to the rest of the

689
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,720
comments, because there are a
bunch, we do have a new stroke

690
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,360
fight song that I want to play
for everybody.

691
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,920
And this song is specifically
for Nico.

692
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:31,800
The name Song is called.
Apparently Nico's living rent

693
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,960
free in some people's heads
because I wouldn't have given

694
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,400
him the time of day.
The song's called Jen's only

695
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,560
hater.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

696
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:45,360
Yo-yo, yo-yo, yo-yo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

697
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:21,280
Jen's only hater, a legend and
tears, crying through comments

698
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,400
like we care what he hears.
You don't want jokes, you want

699
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,680
the script, but Jen's too real
and your master slip it.

700
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,360
Jen's only hater, a legend and
tears, crying through comments

701
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,520
like we care what he hears.
You don't want jokes, you want

702
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,520
the script, But Jen's too real
and your master slip.

703
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,240
Yeah, yeah, you crave that
sausage fest flavor.

704
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,840
No chicks, just Bros.
Like a limp crusader.

705
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,200
Jen hits the mic and your boner
quits.

706
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,680
Now you're mad in the comments
and clenching your Jen says one

707
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,840
thing and you lose your grit
like a words reach down and

708
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,800
flick your tip.
You play it off but we see that

709
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,080
twitch.
One woman talks and you feel

710
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,840
like a bitch.
You don't want banter, you want

711
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:03,000
a squad where stroke says nut
and you worship us like God.

712
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,800
Jen walks in and your posture
bends because your dream podcast

713
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:10,080
don't need girlfriends.
Jen's only hater, lowly and

714
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,120
loud, streaming in the Spotify
like you're rallying a crowd but

715
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,320
it's just you when your three
artists feed while she lives in

716
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,520
your head on a loop.
Creepy agents only hate her.

717
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,680
Lonely and loud, screaming in
the Spotify like you're rallying

718
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,760
a crowd, but it's just you when
your three artists feed while

719
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,440
she lives in your head on a
loop.

720
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,560
Free PA, we know you type.
Every girl's a threat.

721
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,080
If a woman speaks, it's a
personal debt.

722
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,720
You still watch, still post,
still rage like Jam broke your

723
00:33:36,720 --> 00:34:17,080
heart and ghosted your page.
Are you Nico is cute?

724
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:21,880
I got time for that.
You know how to submit a

725
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:25,400
comment.
I know you tell us how to do it.

726
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,960
I just don't know how to do it.
Nico, listen man, you can listen

727
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,679
all you want to and you can talk
all the shit you want to.

728
00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:32,360
It's just.
It's all for fun, so don't worry

729
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,360
about.
It he got his own song.

730
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,480
Now go buy that song.
That song won't be on the album

731
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:41,840
though, don't worry.
We already gave that dude or

732
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,360
person enough.
Like what's the point?

733
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,679
Like Like we got to give
everybody that leaves a comment

734
00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:47,760
a song.
Fuck no.

735
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,400
He was 12 years old.
That'd be even funnier.

736
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,120
Just a mad little kid.
He's got mommy issues.

737
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,520
But that'd be hilarious
actually, if it is, if it is

738
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,080
like a person in middle school,
that person go tell all their

739
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,880
friends about us.
Hey, come on.

740
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,080
Tell everybody, tell everybody.
Listen don't be a terrible next

741
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,920
don't be a turd spread the word
next one is from oh this is from

742
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,160
Cali Kelly.
She says hey NTDS love the show.

743
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,320
I subscribed on Spotify so that
you can subscribe on Spotify and

744
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,160
watch the videos now obviously
says none of the episodes after

745
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,600
January 16th display any video.
I tried deleting the app and

746
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,880
reinstalling it but it doesn't
solve the problem.

747
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,240
Not sure if anybody else having
this issue.

748
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:28,320
Listen, Cali, I tried to explain
last week so that everybody

749
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:32,040
knows if you are subscribing on
Spotify that just started, like

750
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,600
I'm not putting all the old
videos.

751
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,480
If you want to get the old, if
you want to get the past

752
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,360
episodes, you go subscribe on
Patreon and then you'll get all

753
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,440
the old episodes and the new
episodes.

754
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,920
But Spotify's only new episodes
that just started this year.

755
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,480
So if you want the past, that's
what you want to get.

756
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,560
That's just the way it is.
But you will continue to get

757
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,160
video episodes every single
week, Kelly.

758
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,600
So we do appreciate you
subscribing and anybody else.

759
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,320
If you want to save a little and
subscribe on Spotify, you can

760
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,040
watch the videos there.
But if you want to get all the

761
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,000
extra stuff and something that's
going to be in this week's

762
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:06,000
episode or today's episode that
can't go on the stream, you need

763
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,440
to be subscribed on Spotify.
So anyway, next one here is from

764
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,920
Ali.
She says no one can hold a

765
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,880
grudge as bad as an Asian, hence
the Great Wall.

766
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:19,000
I think we were talking about
the Great Wall the other day.

767
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,080
Oh, you were.
You were.

768
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,200
It was like.
You can see it from space.

769
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:27,160
No, you can't.
Kenny says Spotify keeps

770
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,760
blocking this comment, so I'm
going to make it simple.

771
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:34,280
It goes back the professional
telephone operator that that

772
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:38,320
sold 109 or 191900 calls Grok
has a company.

773
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,000
Oh, Grok has a companion that
made it a lot you.

774
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,800
So basically this person's
telling you can go to Grok on X

775
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,960
and have dirty conversations
with one of Grok's companions.

776
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,560
That's dumb.
You guys have tried that?

777
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,640
No, no.
Grok is the one that's owned by

778
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,960
Twitter, right?
Yeah, it's the, it's the Twitter

779
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,720
one.
If you go there, if you're on

780
00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:01,440
Twitter and you go in there and
go to Grok, I think you can go

781
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,600
to companions and you can pick
like a dude or like this little

782
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,000
anime character and I guess you
get spicy with it.

783
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:12,120
Why would I wanna fucking talk
to the chat bot I.

784
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:17,000
Mean Freddy, But think about the
people who haul 1900 numbers and

785
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,360
have phone sex.
This might That's a good way to

786
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,280
save a little bit of money.
But a lot of those people, if

787
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:24,080
you remember the conversation,
were into some freaky deaky

788
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,640
shit, and some of them were even
married and whatever.

789
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,600
But it's like, yeah, I think
chatting sexually with Grok is

790
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,680
like a whole new level of
pathetic and sad.

791
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,360
It's.
Kind of gross.

792
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,960
It's really gross.
Not saying that calling a phone

793
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,160
sex hotline isn't already
pathetic and sad, but that's

794
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:43,040
like Jedi level.
Yeah, I mean, I'd rather have

795
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,520
the fat chick on the other end
just trying to pretend she's

796
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:49,360
skinny to, you know, get me all
horny than I would chat robot.

797
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:53,680
Yeah.
Mimi says that country song

798
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,800
sounds like it's AI and Lucy.
Search for the lyrics using

799
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,120
Yeah.
Oh, she's talking about this

800
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,000
song right here.
Don't.

801
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:04,880
You fucking hanger like.
Those shots.

802
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,800
Jack, smoothness, fire, but that
tastes never last without the

803
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,320
copper tone.
I'm into it.

804
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:15,240
Fun, but boy, now that you're.
Gone.

805
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,440
There's nothing left.
But the.

806
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,840
Fern old.
This hurts nothing.

807
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:22,960
Works.
Hurts.

808
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,520
Yeah, it's a great song.
I.

809
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,800
Love it, she got.
A Karen haircut.

810
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,040
Oh my God, I know do.
You see the new male version of

811
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,880
what they decided the the male
version's name is because we

812
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,320
always thought it'd be Chad.
They said they came out this

813
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,040
week and said it's Josh.
Josh.

814
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,880
I don't even know, really.
I know one Josh.

815
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:44,560
He's a nice guy.
I think one of my best friends

816
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,760
is Josh.
Yeah, I don't think Josh's are

817
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:47,400
that bad.
I don't.

818
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:51,320
Feel like Josh's common enough
name for it to be the Karen.

819
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,320
Yeah, people were.
Yeah, they came out and they

820
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,400
said it was Josh.
It was like, I think I read this

821
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,120
on Friday.
I was like what the fuck?

822
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:00,720
I remember like when we first
when when this first started and

823
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,960
no, no disrespect, but I I
thought we all agreed it was

824
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,120
Kyle.
I thought we could too, yeah.

825
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,680
But I I don't know how.
He's not really a Karen though.

826
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,160
Like, I don't know.
Yeah, tiles aren't really

827
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,880
Karen's.
They're Kevin.

828
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,720
Kevin, Dave.
Dave I always thought it was

829
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,080
Dave.
Dave seemed like a.

830
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,680
Would you like me to share what
they said?

831
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,440
This is people who have have dug
into this because I want to pull

832
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,560
this up.
I did find it.

833
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,880
So the new name is the the for
Karen for a male version is

834
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,280
Josh.
And then people started going he

835
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:32,000
is apparently the bane of any
white woman he's dated.

836
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,280
He's the man who insists he's
just being honest, who actually

837
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:40,400
is while being cruel.
This isn't applied to any Josh's

838
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,960
I know.
Also, I think like 'cause the,

839
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:47,200
the like Josh can transcend, you
know, whiteness.

840
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,240
I know I know a black Josh, but
I'd like the name has to be like

841
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,480
white like.
Dave A Black.

842
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,600
Josh, I don't.
Know a black Eric?

843
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,720
One more, one more to share with
you.

844
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,320
And if he doesn't already have a
podcast, he's thinking about it.

845
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:07,520
Bring it on, Josh.
Another person complainted about

846
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,880
the country song says, for the
love of God, don't ever play

847
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,760
that country song ever again.
What country song?

848
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:17,480
You can do it.
I'm just kidding.

849
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,560
I'm not going to keep playing
it.

850
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,040
I.
Just I just know when the video

851
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,640
goes away to put my headphones
back on.

852
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,680
She looks like her pussy stings.
Brenda K Practice isn't all that

853
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,640
great.
By the way, we need to talk

854
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:35,520
about how that artist liked
Jen's RE or real on Instagram of

855
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,120
us talking shit.
I know.

856
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,400
Wait, did you did you share our
real?

857
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,960
Where did you share her video?
I shared her video.

858
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,400
I shared her video saying thanks
Mikey.

859
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,160
I thought it was us talking shit
and she's oh damn.

860
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,320
Well damn.
Now I need to go ahead and share

861
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,400
that and tag her in it and be
like, let's hang it up, bitch.

862
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:59,200
Listen, listen, my Instagram
feed since then has completely

863
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:03,240
gone sideways.
It is all terrible singers and

864
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,640
it's such bad stuff.
But I'm going to like, and I

865
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,320
continue to dive into the
comments section.

866
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,440
We're going to have to do that
bit again.

867
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,120
That was a lot of fun.
Yeah, I'm going to bring that.

868
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,960
Back.
Yeah, I get the most fucked up

869
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,240
shit.
I'm like why?

870
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,400
You got to send me that stuff
and then and then we'll dive.

871
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,400
We'll do the comments.
The comments are great.

872
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:24,560
My algorithm is just fine.
Like it's, it's like really big

873
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,280
dogs interacting with babies,
which is adorable elephants

874
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,040
running in the in on the beach.
And like, I just, I don't know,

875
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:33,320
I, I, I just, I was, I was
sending reels to my girlfriend

876
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,240
of like animals doing cute shit.
And now I'm just like, all

877
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,400
right, I'm happy with that.
I can, I can deal with this

878
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,400
fuck.
Dude, maybe next week we should

879
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,400
all take one video that popped
up in our reel and share it.

880
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,160
That's a good idea.
Because I get some fucked up

881
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:52,080
shit, I ain't getting no bugs.
I love that Danny commented on

882
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,480
there and said Brenda, Brenda
Kay sucks basically said made

883
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,400
his ears bleed and then hey
Brenda Kay.

884
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,120
This is a pretty long one.
This is from jerk.

885
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,320
He says hey and PBS
congratulations on season 2.

886
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,480
Thanks for keeping us laughing
and smiling while we're

887
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,280
fingering your mail.
Which is was weird until I

888
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,480
realized who this was.
Drug.

889
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,680
Fingers males all the time.
Yeah, but I will swallow them

890
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:18,440
like you homo.
Quick question from the Pulse

891
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,880
program asking when the next CD
is coming out.

892
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,800
As always, worth spreading the
word and not being towards keep

893
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,200
on rocking in TDs.
The next CD probably come out

894
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,760
towards the end of this year.
I would say maybe next time by

895
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,280
the time we have when we have
our next event, we'll probably

896
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,520
do another CD.
There's actually still a few of

897
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,720
those CDs available.
If you head over to not tds.com,

898
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:39,520
you can grab one.
If you didn't get one, there's a

899
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:40,600
handful.
I'll throw a sticker in there

900
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:44,040
too if you order it.
And then finally the last one

901
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,800
here says, oh wait, no, there's
two more.

902
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:46,520
I'm sorry.
My bad.

903
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,880
This one is.
There's a thing called clone a

904
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:49,880
Willie.
Oh, that's right.

905
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:53,360
This is from Danny.
Mandy had mentioned we should

906
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,520
all clone ourselves, Like clone
our painting system.

907
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,640
Jen, you should clone your vag.
I know if.

908
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,080
If if you'd paid me enough,
absolutely.

909
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:04,040
I have them there is AI have a
price?

910
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,760
I would love to know what it is
because I guarantee you staying

911
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,160
as high as mine.
You know mine.

912
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,760
'S not that high like how much
you paying throw out a number.

913
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,600
Let's let's talk about this
mommy.

914
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,800
For this trap.
Hey, my wife said I could.

915
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:21,760
I think she was testing us all.
Yeah, I was gonna say she was

916
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,760
just trying to get us in
trouble, but I would I would say

917
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,040
not only is there like a base
fee, I want a residual check for

918
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,320
every one of my Dicks that I
that we sell.

919
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,080
Yeah, I'm Rose.
What are you talking?

920
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,480
Oh, I.
Thought you said used I'm.

921
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:45,320
Going to get me 100% not like me
1% black man with a big old Dick

922
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,240
and then I'm going to lie and
say it was mine.

923
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:51,680
Yeah, stage Dick.
Stunt cock.

924
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:54,880
Yeah, I want a stunt cock.
A stunt cock.

925
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:59,680
All right, last one here is this
my favorite thing ever is when

926
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,200
people say no disrespect and
then continue to hell to be

927
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,720
disrespectful.
That was what somebody was

928
00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,000
talking about.
Yeah.

929
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:10,800
Comment or confession last week
about my my voice said no

930
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,120
disrespect to Mandy but I love
Mikey's voice.

931
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:17,720
But Mandy says don't worry babe
his voice makes me moist too.

932
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:19,640
God damn it, I don't have to pay
for it.

933
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:24,920
Oh well, Mikey's voice makes me
moist too, so welcome to the

934
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,840
club.
I hear the.

935
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,760
Sahara over here.
I don't think so.

936
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,360
I bet.
I bet I can make all of you guys

937
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,400
moist.
Oh, you're already done.

938
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,960
My my chairs are soaked.
I think we could bring all those

939
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,120
you.
Want to test that theory?

940
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:42,680
Yeah, so we're going to, we're
going to test that, that theory

941
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:47,720
right fucking now.
Because when you went and spent

942
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:52,760
a little time on book talk,
apparently, yeah, it was like

943
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,920
the side of TikTok where
everyone's talking about books

944
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,520
and probably smuttiest, dirtiest
book.

945
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,600
TikTok for nerds.
Yeah, TikTok.

946
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,000
Or book talk book.
Talk.

947
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,960
Oh, talk.
You always talk about cock.

948
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,440
Cock's always on your mind.
No, I didn't know why.

949
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:12,520
I didn't know.
I don't swallow though, Ian,

950
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,560
that's a heartburn.
Wow, your rape.

951
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,800
You're like wit can only go back
to that one joke.

952
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:22,360
It's amazing.
So we have what?

953
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:26,280
So basically she found the most
talked about dirty books within

954
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,320
the group of of book talk, all
these girls, and they probably

955
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,120
meant to talk about these books
and the smuttiest books that

956
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,760
there is.
And she went and she found four

957
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,920
different books and she grabbed
a little clip.

958
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,680
I don't know what any of your
guys say.

959
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,480
I have no idea.
And I know I sent them to you,

960
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,760
but I just copied and sent.
I did not read them.

961
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,760
And we're going to read these in
our best book.

962
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,320
I, I get, I guess best sexy
voice.

963
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:50,600
Is that why I was supposed to do
this?

964
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,080
I think so and.
Then we're going to let them.

965
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,120
We're going to let the damn it's
vote who, who had, who did it

966
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,520
best.
We'll put it.

967
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,080
We'll put it up on on the
Patreon.

968
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,480
We'll do a little poll, put up
on Spotify.

969
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:02,320
Here's the thing.
Jen did lose her voice, so cut

970
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,160
her some slack.
Oh, it'll be fine.

971
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,680
I think it'll be sexier to be
honest.

972
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:09,760
Why is my script by a woman?
Mine.

973
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,640
Mine's from the female
perspective too.

974
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,920
You just got to do it.
He's got to sell it, man.

975
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,160
Mine's from a third person
perspective, but it's written by

976
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,480
a woman, which I'm assuming most
mutt novels are.

977
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,360
And I also have the the the
cover of each one of these

978
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,680
novels, which I'll put up on the
screen.

979
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,000
But I have to say this for you,
if you're listening on Spotify,

980
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,440
iheart, or any of the platforms
that are streaming this,

981
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,120
unfortunately this has to go
solely to the subscribers

982
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,200
because I don't want to take any
chances of us getting kicked off

983
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,840
any platforms because these are
dirtiest.

984
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:44,560
Oh my, there's some naughty
shit.

985
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,440
So at this point, we're going to
cut it and then it will come

986
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,080
back after this and it will be
this.

987
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,560
All this is going to be over on
Patreon and on the exclusive

988
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,760
Spotify videos, so feel free to
subscribe.

989
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:58,360
OK question, do I do this in a
queer voice or in a woman voice?

990
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,280
The ends was worse than
everybody else's.

991
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,520
I will say it was at least 30th
one my opinion.

992
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,920
I actually wish Maddie had made
stroke read that one.

993
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,040
Oh my God.
I hate you.

994
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,120
Yeah, I'm glad I did that for
Hilarious.

995
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:15,840
That would have been awesome.
Playing with assholes, sucking

996
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,400
them off good.
Job.

997
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,760
Yeah, That I don't know.
I hear a lot of dudes into that

998
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,440
butt stuff, but I don't.
I don't.

999
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,000
I don't.
Know you can keep your fingers

1000
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,760
and anything away from my butt.
Yeah, I don't want.

1001
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:26,480
Fingers.
My butt.

1002
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,280
Have you tried it?
Have you?

1003
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,440
Tried more desire to mom.
Did anything you want to share

1004
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:32,520
with us?
Go for it, Jen.

1005
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,560
Yeah, well, I.
No, you think.

1006
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,480
Your buttoles or anything you
want to tell us, go ahead.

1007
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,640
So.
If you're joining us now, you

1008
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,520
just missed out and you need to
subscribe on Patreon because

1009
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,600
that you didn't.
If you're just listening, you

1010
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,480
didn't hear what?
We just had to fucking go

1011
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,400
through that.
Was the journey that.

1012
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,160
Was That was really
uncomfortable.

1013
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:57,680
I didn't like it at all.
And there was one.

1014
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,440
I was like, there was one.
I was like, yeah, we definitely

1015
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,320
should have cut that because we
can't just let anybody hear that

1016
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,320
that that almost flowing down
only if.

1017
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,520
We ever run for political
office, This is coming back.

1018
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,040
If anybody decides they won't do
it eventually, this one's like,

1019
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,040
oh, did you?
What he?

1020
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,920
Did he was fingering assholes?
Don't subscribe.

1021
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,680
Go vote.
Subscribe on Spotify or on

1022
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,000
Patreon.
Go vote in.

1023
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,160
Pick whoever you think did it
best.

1024
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,600
Whoever read their smut the
best.

1025
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,080
Can I vote?
Can I vote right now?

1026
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,800
Vote.
Jen, but other than the finger

1027
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:30,040
in the asshole, that was nasty.
Why she's so little personal in

1028
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:36,240
the, you know, in the.
I just don't want to vote for

1029
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:37,920
any of you guys.
Yeah, I know.

1030
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:38,480
I.
Don't want.

1031
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:41,040
I don't want to win.
I.

1032
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,760
Still want to apologize
apparently I think my girlfriend

1033
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,960
and Stroke's wife are
conversating right now because

1034
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,720
Stroke's wife was in the room
when he said that.

1035
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,680
She asked me he's like, what
book he reading?

1036
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,560
I can't wait to hear the
confessions after you guys do

1037
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,040
these because you know there's
going to be somebody like Oh

1038
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,600
yeah, listen to Stroke and Mikey
gets me so wet.

1039
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,240
Came.
From you guys reading those

1040
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:08,440
things, that's what we want.
I think the best, I did the best

1041
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,640
with it because she narrated it.
It sounded, you know, like the

1042
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,520
female voice is kind of
soothing.

1043
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,960
It was just the part about the
finger in the butthole while

1044
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,520
sucking a Dick.
My thing was.

1045
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:23,200
I don't think it's fair because
Jen got to be a woman in her

1046
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,040
scenario.
I think she should have had to

1047
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,160
have been a man.
Talking about her tits were

1048
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,800
awesome bro or whatever.
Yeah.

1049
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,560
You read two people having sex
stroke and I had to both be

1050
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:39,200
fucking women getting fucked.
My pussy is sore from that.

1051
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,080
Again, subscribe.
You missed out if you haven't.

1052
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,640
All right, so go vote, subscribe
and vote and we're going to move

1053
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,120
on.
Jenna, you ready to get a WTF

1054
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:48,520
news?
Let's.

1055
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:49,920
Do it.
What the?

1056
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:51,640
Is going on here.
What the?

1057
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:52,320
What the?
What the?

1058
00:49:52,320 --> 00:50:00,080
What the?
All right, my friend.

1059
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,920
So my first story is going to
come out of Clinton Township,

1060
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:08,320
MI, where a family says they
were shocked and terrified this

1061
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:11,000
past Friday morning after
discovering what appeared to be

1062
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:15,240
a large gang sign drawn in snow
behind their home.

1063
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:20,800
The family gang sign.
Oh, yeah.

1064
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:25,240
So you're going to die when you
see this gang sign here because

1065
00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:28,440
it is it it's it is shocking,
Let me tell you that.

1066
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:32,840
But it's more shocking that that
these people believe that this

1067
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:33,880
is a gang sign.
It's.

1068
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:39,440
Oh my God, that's the ICP
fucking thing, that's all.

1069
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:43,840
That's not a gang sign.
Although to be fair, technically

1070
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,520
the the, what are they?
What are they called?

1071
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:50,320
The the the Juggalos were
considered a a gang by the like

1072
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,000
CIA or FBI or some shit like
that.

1073
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,040
Yeah, more.
Of a cult.

1074
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,560
Yeah.
So the family reviewed footage

1075
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,080
from their Ring security camera
and saw two individuals with

1076
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,720
their faces painted black and
white.

1077
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:04,120
The family was worried that they
were MS13 or Bloods or Crips.

1078
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,280
It's just snow.
But it looks like they were

1079
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:10,280
trying to make a statement, so
they said they they.

1080
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:13,040
The only sound they captured was
the pair running away shouting

1081
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:16,120
woo woo.
Oh my God, that's hilarious.

1082
00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:18,040
Well, these things are really
funny.

1083
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,000
Yeah, they said.
There's no indication of any

1084
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,320
ongoing threat.
They're just investigating it as

1085
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,920
a minor act of vandalism.
Just just stop investigating it

1086
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,920
because it's literally just a
couple of juggalos.

1087
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:35,160
It's not even vandalism because
that shit will melt and go away.

1088
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,320
They didn't spray paint it, they
just dug into the snow.

1089
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,560
They're.
Threatened by the potential

1090
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,240
killing of I.
Just realized my daughter was a

1091
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,880
gang in a gang because she loves
ICP.

1092
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:48,720
Does she?
Oh God, she.

1093
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:51,480
Loves ICPI, just didn't realize
she was in a gang.

1094
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,040
Exactly.
Well, apparently no one knew

1095
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:56,960
what this.
I mean, I see it, I know what

1096
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,840
ICP is, but all these people in
the neighborhood are now adding

1097
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:02,880
additional security cameras and
lighting and all sorts of.

1098
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,320
Shit fucked.
You.

1099
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,200
Say this.
Is happening in Michigan.

1100
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,680
Yeah, Clinton Township.
From Michigan, like these guys

1101
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,040
literally like they're like one
of the biggest things next to

1102
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,480
Eminem and Kid Rock from
Michigan, that's only that ever

1103
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:18,080
came out of Michigan is Eminem,
Kid Rock and ICP and a couple of

1104
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,120
cars.
I guess watch your watch your

1105
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:21,080
watch your backyards.
What?

1106
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,080
Was the name of the city Clint?
Clint, What was it?

1107
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,400
Clinton Township.
That sounds like the widest

1108
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,640
fucking city in America,
Michigan.

1109
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,280
Michigan sucks.
It's just as bad as

1110
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:34,760
Pennsylvania.
Your hatred for Pennsylvania,

1111
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,560
that sort of.
Cost sucks, Detroit is terrible.

1112
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,880
Detroit's a shit hole like all
of Michigan.

1113
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,920
Honestly, I think Michigan is
worse than than Pennsylvania

1114
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:44,960
when it comes to just being
shitty.

1115
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:45,960
I've never been there.
I've.

1116
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:50,000
Never been to go like.
Half the year, who the fuck

1117
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,720
wants to live there?
Yeah, but but in the summertime,

1118
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:55,360
if you go to the UP, the Upper
Peninsula, part of of Michigan,

1119
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,160
it's beautiful.
But other than that, it sucks

1120
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:58,640
all.
Right.

1121
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:03,960
All right, so so this next guy
has got major skills cause I've

1122
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:08,120
never heard of a more craftier
meth head. 38 year old Christian

1123
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,640
Estoke.
Crafty.

1124
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,800
Yeah, this one's real crafty
though.

1125
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,760
This one.
This one's quite crafty. 38 year

1126
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:18,680
old Christian Estoke decided to
take a meth fueled joyride in a

1127
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,880
stolen plane while he and his
lovely girlfriend were higher

1128
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:28,080
than Giraffe pussy on meth.
The lovebirds flew all the way

1129
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:32,600
from Washington state to
Southern California on Map I.

1130
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,400
Have a question?
Wow, was the term higher than

1131
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,440
giraffe pussy in the news
article?

1132
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,320
No, that's just from me.
Goddamn it, that's.

1133
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,400
No, because we didn't write it.
But if we would have been like

1134
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:46,680
on our blogs, we'd wrote that.
He, he just like, it's like we

1135
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,480
just talked all that so much and
the only thing I can think about

1136
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,800
is they were just up there
fucking each other like crazy on

1137
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,480
the airplane, all high on meth
and shit.

1138
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,360
That's alright.
Man if you tried meth fucking

1139
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,560
you missing out.
I mean, if you're going to do

1140
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,120
it, you might as well.
I don't.

1141
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,680
You're going to do meth Should
you should at least have sex

1142
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,560
while you're on it?
You don't lose teeth in each

1143
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,840
other's mouth and shit like
it's.

1144
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,240
Just meth teeth cry while you're
trying to.

1145
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:12,840
I don't know how to meth.
I just want to say for, for for

1146
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,480
speaking for the show, please
don't do meth unless you want

1147
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:16,160
to.
I don't care.

1148
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,120
Yeah, do whatever you want.
To going down on our scabs.

1149
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,200
Little God damn it, Stroke.
You always take it just one step

1150
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,160
too far.
Fucking nasty bitch.

1151
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,680
They were.
They were only busted.

1152
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:33,280
They were only busted after they
landed in Southern California

1153
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,400
and tried to hijack another
plane while they were there.

1154
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,360
Yeah, so maybe don't fly planes
on meth, dude.

1155
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:44,200
But they he's out on bond.
How do you hijack a plane in

1156
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,760
general?
Like did they just steal a

1157
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,200
plane?
Yes, like a small, like a, like

1158
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:49,520
a private plane.
They were.

1159
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:52,160
They stole a plane from
Washington and flew to Southern

1160
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,280
California.
Does this guy have any pilot

1161
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,320
skills whatsoever like in his
past?

1162
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,480
He just said fuck it, I, I, I
played video games.

1163
00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:59,200
I can do this.
I.

1164
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,960
Could not find the answer to
that because I was hella

1165
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,120
curious.
Also I was curious about like

1166
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:09,560
what penalties homeboy was
facing and and it's called a FUI

1167
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:12,800
instead of a DUI so flying under
the influence.

1168
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,960
Oh.
That's great.

1169
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:22,080
So if he Yup, if he actually had
a pilot's license, it's gone

1170
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:26,040
forever now.
And if he transported so since

1171
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:29,480
he did transport the plane
across state lines, that alone

1172
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:32,120
carries a penalty of 10 years at
least in prison.

1173
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:37,320
And 250,000.
Yeah, fuck right it was got to

1174
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,760
be good meth.
Jesus Christ.

1175
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:42,240
Like what would in your right
mind would you know, take get

1176
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,600
you there?
You said Washington.

1177
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,520
Is that where it came from?
Yeah, Washington State.

1178
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,080
Maybe, maybe the meth in
Washington sucks compared to the

1179
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,560
meth in Southern California.
And there were even if we.

1180
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:55,080
Look at the cons of this story,
as we always want to look at the

1181
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,440
negative.
Are there any Yes, that keeps

1182
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,360
you awake?
So you know you want a pilot

1183
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,840
that's awake.
Sounds like a pro to me, not a

1184
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:03,440
con.
Pro for sure A.

1185
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:04,320
Pro min.
It's a pro.

1186
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:04,840
Yeah, a pro.
Oh.

1187
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,720
OK.
Yeah, well, he's, he's gonna be,

1188
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:12,880
I guess his aircraft piracy.
So he's looking at closer to 20

1189
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,920
years from what I could find so.
You're an aircraft.

1190
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,080
Pirate well.
Yeah, it's a pretty good hang

1191
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:22,200
on.
If he were, I would say if you

1192
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:25,760
to be an aircraft pirate, you'd
have to board a plane that's

1193
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:30,040
already in the air and take it
over and then and then drive it

1194
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,760
to wherever, like just stealing.
Off the ground.

1195
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,600
Stealing off the ground.
I'm like, Nah, are you really a

1196
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,320
pirate?
Let's not just throw that word

1197
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,720
around and not have it mean
anything, because I hold that

1198
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:45,040
word very, very dearly.
We're going to use it use it

1199
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,360
properly.
Yeah, we got a guy scratching

1200
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:50,400
his face, you know, teeth
missing and scabs on his face.

1201
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,280
I'm taking this over.
If he has a pirate, he'd be scab

1202
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:55,720
beard.
Scab beard.

1203
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,880
Alright, this next story is
going to gross you out or you

1204
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,600
might get hard, I don't know.
But I know you boys have heard

1205
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,600
the phrase from rags to riches
right?

1206
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:07,760
So how about?
Never been there.

1207
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:13,040
From the Pew to the pavements.
Because that's exactly what this

1208
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:18,360
old lady did. 73 year old escort
Miss Caroline V has recently

1209
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:21,520
found her way into the spotlight
after sharing her unique pathway

1210
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,440
through life.
After practicing celibacy due to

1211
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:27,600
her strict Christian beliefs,
Caroline decided to separate

1212
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,200
herself from religion by
exploring dating apps and the

1213
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,840
swinging scene.
At the ripe age of 57.

1214
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:38,240
Facing repossession of her home,
she turned to sex work,

1215
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:43,040
initially exploring phone sex
and adult videos before finding

1216
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:48,800
her niche in escorting.
Now 73 years old, here's Miss.

1217
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,360
Caroms.
Oh yeah, You know that shit?

1218
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:55,920
You know that shit was tight.
Oh my God, like at first, like

1219
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,120
when she first started doing it,
like in the when she was in her

1220
00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,760
50s and she was like, fucking
I'm ready.

1221
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:04,120
I gotta, I'll be honest, 73 nice
rack.

1222
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,160
I.
Mean that's that that that bra's

1223
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,360
doing a lot of heavy lifting.
They probably just fall to the

1224
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:14,800
floor, but still.
She's not a tractor.

1225
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,840
Well, she's.
Had over three Mikey I mean come

1226
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:20,880
on she's.
Even for 73 I've seen hot 73

1227
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,480
year old, she's not attractive.
She's no Mar.

1228
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:24,480
What's her name?
Martha.

1229
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:28,960
Stewart Yeah.
Now you, you put Martha Stewart

1230
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:30,080
up there.
It's a whole different thing,

1231
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:34,800
Lord.
What she's had over 2000 clients

1232
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:38,520
and one is even young as 20
years old.

1233
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,720
Yeah, I I read part of this
article. 18 year olds are trying

1234
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,280
to hit it.
They have granny finishes.

1235
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:45,880
No, it's because it's like a
joke.

1236
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,080
Like they're all just fucked a
couple fucking goofy dudes

1237
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,040
sitting around with their
friends.

1238
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,960
Go fuck that grandma.
How much you guys pitch in?

1239
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:53,480
Pitch in.
I want to go get a blowjob from

1240
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,680
granny.
It's called a Gumby shakes your

1241
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,160
teeth out.
I want.

1242
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,040
To take this entire episode and
just take clips and said who

1243
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,120
said it like we used.
To.

1244
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,960
Do you know what's funny is
Mandy Will?

1245
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,480
I know.
She, she sends me a time for a

1246
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:11,760
time code and a phrase just for
what we done.

1247
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,040
Like she's she, she wants to us
to play it again.

1248
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:16,240
So she's sending me hey, Stroke
said this.

1249
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:17,400
Make sure you put it in the next
game.

1250
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,800
I got it, yeah.
That's good, makes it easy for

1251
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:23,720
you well.
Good for granny, got to Lube it

1252
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:24,760
up first.
I know it's not.

1253
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:26,880
Getting voice for me.
Yeah, right.

1254
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,720
She's living her life.
She's living her best life.

1255
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:29,880
She's out.
She's horned up.

1256
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:31,800
She's got her home.
Let her fucking.

1257
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,680
I ain't judging her.
She's just in your bed with a

1258
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,240
great, I call it a great poodle.
You know her Beagle Hairy.

1259
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,360
Literally everyone.
Should have a whole face.

1260
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:41,560
Hers just came much, much, much,
much later.

1261
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,920
For God's sake, yeah, she was
earning like 4000 a month at her

1262
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:48,880
peak at her prime. 5000 a month
at her prime.

1263
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,920
This is her prime.
Apparently apparently people

1264
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:55,960
want to fuck a granny.
That's like you said, it might

1265
00:59:55,960 --> 01:00:00,120
be a fetish, but smash.
So my my main question here is

1266
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:03,080
Smasher Pass I.
Don't want to answer that

1267
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:04,480
question.
Well, I'm not allowed to answer

1268
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,680
that question.
Yeah, well, I have to pay her.

1269
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,760
Is she paying me?
No, you got to pay for her.

1270
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:09,480
She's an escort.
The.

1271
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:15,760
Pass.
I was single and horny as fuck.

1272
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:22,320
Maybe, but no matter how horny
or single I am, I'm never going

1273
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:23,800
to.
Talk about fucking old ladies.

1274
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,560
But how horny would you really
have to be for that?

1275
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,840
Used to be really fucking horny.
Really.

1276
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,520
Like, you got to be like
basically somebody who's never

1277
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:35,600
going to get laid or never had
sex before, I would think

1278
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:38,360
probably where you were molested
by old ladies when you were a

1279
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:39,200
kid.
And I have a Cutty Miss.

1280
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:42,680
Ethel, stop.
Let's talk about the chicken

1281
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,080
lady for a second.
Well, shall we?

1282
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,080
Oh yeah, smoked.
That was different.

1283
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:48,680
I was like 14 and she was 37
years old.

1284
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,920
I can't help.
I was technically raped by the

1285
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:55,520
law, but I didn't complain.
Oh my God, you poor thing.

1286
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:58,200
No, don't, don't say that.
No, no, no, no.

1287
01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,560
It wasn't a poor thing.
It was he.

1288
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:01,920
Was happy about it, yeah, yeah.
Apparently I was.

1289
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,560
I was involved in the affair
too.

1290
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:06,840
It was bad in a trailer.
In a trailer.

1291
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:10,440
Like this story just gets it's
such bad, it's.

1292
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:12,400
Like it's worse and worse.
They raise the fight, yeah.

1293
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,520
Every time we learn something
new about this story, it's like

1294
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,360
peeling the layers of an onion
of stroke.

1295
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,560
I'm learning a lot.
Yeah, I hope my family don't

1296
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:21,080
listen 'cause they will beat her
ass if she's still alive,

1297
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:23,320
they'll.
Say, isn't your wife in the room

1298
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,080
listening to this?
Well, she already knows that

1299
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:27,880
that I was molested at 14 by a
chicken lady.

1300
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:30,800
So we talked about all this
before we got married.

1301
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:34,480
That's one of those things, this
conversation you have before you

1302
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,040
go.
Yeah, she just asked a lot of

1303
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:38,320
questions about it.
I'm like, yeah, she touched my

1304
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,920
penis.
She's like, come inside.

1305
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,080
I'm like okay all.
Right.

1306
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:46,640
Yeah, I, I hope this wasn't like
first date because it's just

1307
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:49,680
like, yeah, I like long walks on
the beach, Italian food, and I

1308
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:51,080
was molested.
No.

1309
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,440
Chicken Lady.
No, I don't know what date it

1310
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,960
was on, but second date was the
mouse on the trampoline.

1311
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:59,360
Second date.
I feel like that's quite.

1312
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,640
Not we already talked about
this.

1313
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,640
We had already fucked.
You got to just yeah, next day

1314
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:05,880
you just got to show when you're
not as hard and just bounce it

1315
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:08,280
off your balls when you.
Just cannot do it if you haven't

1316
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:10,240
fucked yet.
That is a big no no of.

1317
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:13,160
Course or just don't do
whatever.

1318
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,800
That's that's what I'm going to
do is never do that ever.

1319
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:18,360
That's where I'm at.
I see there's no reason.

1320
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:21,200
This week I got 3 messages
people going I'm going to do it

1321
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,080
and I never heard their like the
results of IT.

1322
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:24,480
People want they were going to
try it.

1323
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,760
I yeah, good luck if.
You're one of those people that

1324
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:28,880
left us a comment or a
confession about doing it.

1325
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:31,360
Can you follow up please and let
us know how it went it?

1326
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,240
Was a follow up, yeah.
If you're with your wife for 20

1327
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,360
years, it don't matter.
But I mean if you first time

1328
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:39,400
just bounce it, you got that.
That is balls.

1329
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:43,920
We forgot to ask because Jen was
getting her freak on on the sex

1330
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:45,760
cruise.
Has Kyle ever done the mouse on

1331
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:49,320
the trampoline?
Oh yeah, he, he, he harasses me

1332
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:50,880
with his Dick dances all the
time.

1333
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,520
It's all.
It seems like he seems like the

1334
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:54,880
type of guy he really.
Does I?

1335
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:57,240
Was got a song he like has a
little song you know I'm.

1336
01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:59,120
Not saying that in a bad way or
anything.

1337
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:02,080
He seems a swooze.
Some guy is waving his Dick

1338
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:03,360
around in the wind.
It doesn't matter I'm.

1339
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:04,920
Looking good.
I'm looking for a song.

1340
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:06,320
I don't, I don't know what song
he got.

1341
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,640
He's he's got his own.
It's, it's his own song.

1342
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:15,320
It's like.
He's helicoptering why he's

1343
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,000
doing it.
Or whatever.

1344
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,640
Whatever the mood strikes.
Sometimes he'll push it against

1345
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,960
the glass.
Even not hard.

1346
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:23,200
Even not hard.
He just.

1347
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:26,240
Even not no.
No, that's confident.

1348
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,240
Yeah.
Come on, you've seen me when I'm

1349
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:30,560
cold.
Well, so apparently, according

1350
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,880
to Jen, it's very pretty.
It is a pretty one.

1351
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,440
Congratulations for his pretty
penis.

1352
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:39,800
Good job, Kyle.
I'm.

1353
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:40,720
Not either.
I'm I'm.

1354
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:42,120
I'm not.
I'm not plotting that.

1355
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,000
I am, I'm, I'm proud of it.
I like him.

1356
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:45,680
He's a nice guy.
I'm I'm.

1357
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:46,560
I'm.
Glad.

1358
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,600
You're proud of his pretty cock,
I'm sure you're jealous.

1359
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,960
That was like when I was like, I
was like 21, this girl goes, I

1360
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,080
only date black guys.
I didn't know I was 1% black

1361
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:56,560
then.
And I was like, well, I'll paint

1362
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:57,440
it.
I had a sharpie.

1363
01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:59,080
I had a Sharpie.
You know, I said I was at a

1364
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:00,520
club.
I was like, I'll paint it black.

1365
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:02,240
But yeah.
That's you're not going.

1366
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:05,040
To yeah, I couldn't addict it
and add up.

1367
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,920
Yeah, the color.
Might match but the the Dick

1368
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:12,480
don't add up like you say.
All right.

1369
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:16,840
I got 1.
Mandy, remind me to put that in.

1370
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,320
Who said it?
The Dick don't add up.

1371
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:24,480
Dick don't add up.
My brother, if you walk around,

1372
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:27,080
I'm like, yeah, I only got 1%.
I wish I had got like 50%.

1373
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:30,840
I had more Dick, but no.
Yeah, but with your luck it

1374
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:33,280
wouldn't end up there and end up
sometimes like a bread and nose

1375
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:34,600
or something like.
An Asian Dick.

1376
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,000
Asian Dick we like can't find
it.

1377
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,120
It's rice, Dick.
Did stroke just admit to having

1378
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,040
an Asian Dick or?
No, I don't have an Asian Dick,

1379
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,520
I just have an I think I just
have an average white man Dick

1380
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:48,120
and I apologize to the Asians.
Don't write me.

1381
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,960
I can't read your tic tac toe
board shit.

1382
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:54,680
Wow.
Also, I don't even know, like I

1383
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:57,400
I said before, I don't even know
how big Asian Dicks get 'cause

1384
01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:00,240
they're always blurred out.
All Asian genitalias are blurred

1385
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:03,360
men and.
Women like the little dot.

1386
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:05,400
Yep.
They're little.

1387
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:07,040
You can see a couple that are on
blurred.

1388
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:12,640
They're small.
You notice how it's always those

1389
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:16,040
3 white, black and Asian.
No one ever talks about Hispanic

1390
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:19,280
Dick.
No, I want to, I'm, I'm, I'm

1391
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:21,200
like half Italian.
We got thick Dicks.

1392
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:26,560
Yeah, I'm Italian too.
We should all know a little less

1393
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:29,560
about each other, I think.
You should know more.

1394
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:31,720
I think that there's a lot of
things that you guys still don't

1395
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:35,400
know about me.
Italians aren't really a race,

1396
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:37,920
you know what I mean?
Yeah, they're, they're a

1397
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:40,480
nationality.
Well, we play a game Jiddle

1398
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:42,560
loved to Co host it.
We'll just put a Dick on the

1399
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:43,320
screen.
Be like.

1400
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:45,680
We.
Won't guess the race.

1401
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:50,920
Other than black because we got
black.

1402
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:57,200
What's the nationality?
It is Black History Month.

1403
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:58,840
We just put black cocks on the
screen.

1404
01:05:58,840 --> 01:05:59,960
Oh.
My God.

1405
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:07,520
My my my last story is about a
lady who married her dog, so

1406
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:11,360
that was interesting.
I didn't really get to talk much

1407
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:14,520
about stroke and Christina's
elopement, but seemed like that

1408
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:18,280
was awesome for everybody there.
But tie that to this fucking dog

1409
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:19,320
story.
Can you shut the fuck up?

1410
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:20,840
What the?
Fuck are.

1411
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:23,200
You talking really interested in
how you fucking just put that,

1412
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:26,720
Yeah.
Paint us a picture with your

1413
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:28,480
imagination.
It was you go from.

1414
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,760
Peanut butter if you're asking.
It's pretty good.

1415
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:34,800
I like it.
So this is she's actually a

1416
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:36,440
singer.
Her name is Jenny Lewis.

1417
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:40,640
She celebrated her 50th birthday
by marrying her cockapoo Bobby

1418
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:46,680
Rhubarb and and yes, home girl
married her dog.

1419
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:49,400
Oh my God, that's really her.
That's really her.

1420
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:52,200
And in a statement to her
friends, Jenny said Dating is

1421
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:55,200
just so tough, especially as you
get older, and I'm fed up.

1422
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:57,240
I'm trying to find the right
person, so I'm marrying.

1423
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,640
My dog is.
That a fucking snake on the

1424
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,080
ground?
Oh no, it's a leash.

1425
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,000
Never mind, my bad, it's a
leash.

1426
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:07,360
So the two were joined by
several delusional friends and

1427
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:10,400
family in an intimate backyard
ceremony, and some of her

1428
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,560
bandmates even put on a special
performance.

1429
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:16,480
Jenny wore traditional wedding
dress and Bobby Rhubarb donned a

1430
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:19,520
flower necklace.
It's there were two rainbow

1431
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:22,800
cakes and lots of delusion.
Did they consummate?

1432
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,040
Did they?
Did they do?

1433
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,080
It.
I don't want to know.

1434
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:27,080
I don't.
Know you know that sounds like a

1435
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:32,560
1990 early 2000s radio DJ named
Cockapoo Tonight, Cockapoo 7 to

1436
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:37,080
97.
To 9 aftershock.

1437
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:41,640
What the fuck we're bringing in
Cockapoo?

1438
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:46,520
If you if you marry an animal
that to me, that's just one step

1439
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:48,960
away from bestiality, lock this
lady up, there's something

1440
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,280
fucking wrong with.
Her fucking weird.

1441
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:54,080
Not just her.
Humanity was a mistake and that

1442
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:58,560
and this very much Yeah, I I
don't want to live on this

1443
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:00,680
planet anymore.
That dog's like, I don't want to

1444
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,880
lick it no more.
Just remove peanut butter just

1445
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:05,280
ain't doing dog.
She's got to be on a list

1446
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:08,400
somewhere now, right?
I mean it's funny you said that

1447
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:11,120
she was a singer like and if we
didn't know this in advance,

1448
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:14,160
Mikey could have got some of her
fucking music like that other

1449
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:17,600
country bitch and read the
comments 'cause I get 'cause if

1450
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:20,520
she's marrying a dog I guarantee
her her music ain't shit.

1451
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:40,680
Daddy Cockapoo.
That's your fault, Ian.

1452
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:43,800
You're right, I take
responsibility for that one

1453
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:45,520
actually.
That woman looks like a bitch.

1454
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:50,640
No shit.
She's like, I don't really like

1455
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:54,479
that song and fuck you like she
just reminds you of just a cunt.

1456
01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:57,840
She actually talk shit to people
too like if you go read the

1457
01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:01,279
comments and on her thing and
people talk she responds back to

1458
01:09:01,279 --> 01:09:02,399
people who talk.
Shit to her.

1459
01:09:02,399 --> 01:09:04,880
Didn't Ian leave a Didn't Ian
say he was going to leave a

1460
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:07,479
comment?
Did you leave a comment?

1461
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,680
I did, but I'm not going to
scroll through to find it.

1462
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:13,359
I basically said hang it up you
waiter's nightmare.

1463
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:18,160
Waiter's nightmare.
Wow.

1464
01:09:19,319 --> 01:09:22,800
She doesn't like a waiter who's
like, this is my career, but

1465
01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:24,880
it's like I'm 80 years old.
Like you need to she.

1466
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:27,920
Looks like somebody who's
complained to a manager about

1467
01:09:28,399 --> 01:09:31,880
her her her food and but ate the
entire thing.

1468
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:34,040
Yeah, Yep.
It was the whole.

1469
01:09:34,279 --> 01:09:36,920
Thing then complained.
No, I see her as like my career

1470
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:39,319
went nowhere and I'm just a
waitress for 80 years.

1471
01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:42,880
That's what I see her as.
I'm sorry, what is this?

1472
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:44,840
Play the song I just want to
look at.

1473
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:48,880
Her don't play the song.
So terrible haircut do it just

1474
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:50,920
to piss people off.
No.

1475
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,680
Harry, we just did it.
I know, but.

1476
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:56,160
Yeah, I mean, I could see her
being one of those like, 'cause

1477
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:58,520
I've worked in like at least
three restaurants in my life,

1478
01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,000
there's always one that's been
doing it.

1479
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,120
Way to like the the chicken
waiting.

1480
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:03,920
She's been working here way too
long.

1481
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:07,200
Yeah, she's gonna give you a
half ass blowjob just like her.

1482
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:11,240
She looks kind of like a guppy
with that mouth like that.

1483
01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:14,440
A little guppy mouth.
She is not an attractive lady,

1484
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:16,360
that's for sure.
No, not singing.

1485
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:20,000
Either she's terrible.
Before you talk shit about us,

1486
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,360
we would love it.
Think that's her?

1487
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:23,320
Yeah, we would love that.
Please.

1488
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:24,520
We're not attractive people
either.

1489
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,480
Feel free to talk.
Well, Jen is the three of us

1490
01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:28,520
for.
Yourself I'm sexy as hot we're.

1491
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:33,080
Hot, come on.
Also, if if we want if she wants

1492
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:36,840
to go to war, let's fucking go.
Come on, Brenda, bring it on.

1493
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:38,440
Picture my.
God, we you know what?

1494
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:41,720
I didn't think we're hot, but
look at 98 Rocks staff.

1495
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:43,160
Oh.
Jesus Christ.

1496
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:48,880
No shit, right?
Damn, we got Rainbow Warrior?

1497
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:51,400
And old dude.
And then the other fat dude in

1498
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:54,400
the afternoon.
Radio people are ugly, no doubt,

1499
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:59,280
sure, but these people, but
these people are the ugliest

1500
01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:01,760
group of people on the radio
that I've ever seen.

1501
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:04,240
I think they're midday girl.
I don't know anything about her

1502
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:06,440
or what she even looks like, so
I can't say, but they're morning

1503
01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:07,840
dude.
His he goes by the name of

1504
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:12,240
Neanderthal or whatever his name
fits him is all I could say like

1505
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:14,000
literally.
And then there's like you said,

1506
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,760
the Rainbow Warrior.
And then the guy who's like the

1507
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:19,320
guy in the afternoon is a nice
dude, but he's huge.

1508
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:24,640
He's a big man.
Like he's 6 or probably 300 lbs

1509
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:26,280
is a big dude.
The only thing I ever see you

1510
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:28,400
talk about was food.
I'm like, well, that fits.

1511
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:30,360
It's.
Just like it's just like with

1512
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:33,000
the the rainbow.
And I'm not saying there's

1513
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:36,360
anything wrong with being gay.
Be gay, fuck, suck and lick

1514
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,880
whatever the hell you want.
But does that have to be your

1515
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,240
whole identity?
No.

1516
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:44,200
Yeah, that's 'cause it's stupid.
That's like, that's all it is.

1517
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:47,080
It's just, it's just being gay.
I'm like go get a hobby flat

1518
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:48,880
kite.
I wouldn't even let her lick my

1519
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:50,720
pussy if I had one to be honest
with you.

1520
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:52,840
Christ, Oh my God.
Who?

1521
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:54,840
Brenda or Rainbow Warrior?
Rainbow Warrior.

1522
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:57,920
That's.
What I say you got, you got to

1523
01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:01,800
pick one to lick, to kill pussy
if you had one.

1524
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:05,160
Brenda Oh, I got to pick between
those two.

1525
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:09,080
I feel like the bringable
warrior would be better, yeah.

1526
01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,600
She's got more experience.
Yeah, I'd probably just shoot

1527
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:16,240
myself.
You got a gun now?

1528
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:18,240
Yeah, I was going to say
nothing.

1529
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:19,480
It don't have to be anything
fancy.

1530
01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:21,760
I'm only going to use it once.
Yeah, I told Christina last

1531
01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:23,240
night, she says my skin's so
soft.

1532
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:25,320
I said, you know what?
If we were lesbians I'd we would

1533
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:29,000
scissors so good because I don't
work hard.

1534
01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:33,600
My God, these are me Timbers.
I would.

1535
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:34,960
I'd scissors the shit out of
her.

1536
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:38,680
Jesus, you know what?
I have a damn problem.

1537
01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:39,760
We have to help somebody with
SO.

1538
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:42,680
Got a problem?
What the hell is your problem?

1539
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:44,360
Maybe we can help.
I felt I had a problem.

1540
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:49,280
What's your damn problem?
I would.

1541
01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:52,000
I legitimately think this might
be the most unhinged show we've

1542
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,920
had in a while.
Literally was just going to say

1543
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:56,800
something like that, that you
have been listening this whole

1544
01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:58,120
show.
We have a lot of fucking

1545
01:12:58,120 --> 01:12:59,960
problems.
There's definitely something

1546
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,440
wrong with us.
And it's because Jen's back and

1547
01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:03,000
we appreciate it.
We're we're whole again.

1548
01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:05,200
So it's her fucking fault.
It's.

1549
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:06,680
You know that way.
Seems that way.

1550
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:11,640
Maybe Nikon is right.
No, just we felt a little off

1551
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:13,080
without her.
No.

1552
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:15,720
We needed someone to balance
those because she'd she was

1553
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:18,640
still listening but she was
calling us but she was calling

1554
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:22,080
us out every podcast she heard.
She's like what the fuck why

1555
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:23,840
y'all talking about Dick sucking
for an hour?

1556
01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:26,560
Immediately just talking about
Dicks.

1557
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:31,200
Sorry, it strokes.
All right, so we got, I'm just

1558
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:34,200
going to do one damn problem.
This came in from an, an e-mail

1559
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:36,360
that we got, I think it was
obviously just two days ago,

1560
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,560
says Anonymous.
So they don't want me to put

1561
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:40,640
their name in there even though
I can see her name.

1562
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:45,480
Anyway, it says I am a newly
single man after 25 years of

1563
01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:48,400
marriage.
Back to the dating scene, kinda.

1564
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:51,480
I recently met a woman at a
Shinedown concert and we hit it

1565
01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:54,280
off, exchanged numbers and have
hung out a lot ever since.

1566
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:57,640
We haven't done anything sexual
other than kissing and

1567
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:01,120
flirtation.
We will call her M.

1568
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:05,400
She's single, she's never been
married, no kids, she's hot as

1569
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:08,040
fuck.
Cord in the sky now goes on,

1570
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:11,800
says I At work, the PM for my
project and I started a

1571
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:14,720
friendship and has blossomed
into something much more.

1572
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:18,320
We've had sex numerous times and
have great deep, deep and

1573
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:21,960
meaningful conversations.
We are not exclusive when we

1574
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:24,320
keep our relationship quiet
while at work, maintaining

1575
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:27,120
professionalism.
She is divorced, has two young

1576
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:30,040
girls, and is cute as a button.
We'll call her A.

1577
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:34,440
I like the wild side and hotness
of girl M but appreciate the

1578
01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:36,920
calm, loving demeanor of girl
AI.

1579
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:39,800
Have feelings for both of them.
I'm seeking inputs and quotes,

1580
01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:43,640
professional used loosely.
Who says advice or opinions on

1581
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:45,920
which basket I should put all my
eggs in?

1582
01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:48,640
Basically I'm wanting
relationship advice from

1583
01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:50,720
anonymous.
What you guys got?

1584
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:55,120
You pick girl #2 because if you
liked girl #1 enough, there

1585
01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:57,520
wouldn't be a girl #2.
Exactly.

1586
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:02,040
So are you saying well?
Whoever you met 2nd and started

1587
01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:05,360
whoever you met second.
So the girl to sign the signed

1588
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:07,800
out concert girl probably is
what I don't.

1589
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:10,240
Know the timeline.
Well, it seems like he if he's

1590
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:13,760
had a, it seems like the girl.
So, well, OK, let's let's say

1591
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:15,400
that you've been like, OK,
you've been fucking the girl

1592
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:16,960
from work for a while.
Then you'd be this girl at

1593
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:19,320
Shinedown concert and you start
talking to her, pick her.

1594
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:21,840
Because if you were fucking
somebody and you wanted to, and

1595
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:25,400
you're not being exclusive with
girl #1 and you're already

1596
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:28,040
talking to girl #2, girl #1
deserves better than that.

1597
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:32,320
And she's got kids, you know,
like you, you don't wanna,

1598
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:34,320
especially when you've been in a
relationship.

1599
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:36,720
Like what do you say 25 years he
was in a relationship?

1600
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:38,360
Yeah, he was.
Yeah, He's newly single, 25

1601
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:41,200
years of marriage.
Slow down, slow down.

1602
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:43,040
Don't don't be putting all your
eggs.

1603
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:45,480
Don't don't put all your eggs in
either basket.

1604
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:48,840
To be honest, that's my.
Yeah, don't put your eggs in any

1605
01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:50,840
basket or put your eggs in all
the baskets.

1606
01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:54,160
Yeah, but be honest about it.
Be honest about it.

1607
01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:56,200
That's all.
I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't

1608
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:59,760
lock myself down if I had.
Like if Kyle, God forbid.

1609
01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:03,440
And, you know, we've been
together 15 years and 25 years.

1610
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:06,480
If I'm newly single.
I am not jumping into anything.

1611
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:09,600
There are other people that.
Do.

1612
01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:14,400
You know, I, I don't know, I
just, I think it's, it's not a

1613
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:17,360
good choice to go either way.
And if you're going to like,

1614
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:20,080
still sleep with both of them or
see both of them, be honest and

1615
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:22,480
let them make their decision
too, you know?

1616
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,880
I think you just, yeah, I think
you got to be honest with these

1617
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:31,160
two people and but not be with
any either one of them, like

1618
01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:34,680
officially, yeah.
And be single in your life.

1619
01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:38,400
Yeah, do a reality show called
Pussy Hunter and just go out and

1620
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,320
fuck.
Would watch the shit out of

1621
01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:42,720
that.
Is that not on?

1622
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:45,200
Is that not a Pornhub?
Thing no, but a Dick hunters is

1623
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:49,640
different.
I've never searched up Dick

1624
01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:51,440
hunters.
And I never will.

1625
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:52,880
No, I.
Have no desire to do that.

1626
01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:55,280
Oh, man, dude, I don't know,
man.

1627
01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:59,200
I, I, I think I'm kind of, I
hate to say this, but I think

1628
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:01,640
I'm kind of with Ian on that.
Like where you should if you're

1629
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:03,640
going to pick a girl and you
want to you're trying to find a

1630
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:05,960
way place to put all your eggs
in, it should be probably the

1631
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,720
second girl.
Assuming you want a

1632
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:09,200
relationship, you're just hoeing
around.

1633
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:11,200
Don't think either, but it
sounded like you were trying.

1634
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:14,960
You were having this, you know,
crisis of faith where you don't

1635
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:16,880
know which one to pick.
If you're trying to get into a

1636
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:19,080
relationship, pick #2 if you
want to hoe around.

1637
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:22,480
Maybe not though, actually.
Pick 345 and 6.

1638
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:24,480
I don't give a shit.
Let me let me another.

1639
01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:27,600
I think about this, though, If
he if girl #2 the Shinedown

1640
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:31,040
concert, she's just hot and he
she has this wild energy about

1641
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:32,040
her.
That's bad.

1642
01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:34,440
That's not the girl you that's
not going to be the girl you

1643
01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:35,720
want to be in a relationship
with.

1644
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,880
Like that's I think you I.
Think you've gone through a

1645
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:40,440
midlife crisis?
And since you've never done

1646
01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:43,400
anything with this bitch yet,
you have time to kind of get out

1647
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:45,880
of that and put all your eggs in
the basket of the woman who is

1648
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:48,760
divorced, who has the kids, if
that's what you're looking to

1649
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:50,040
do.
And you want to settle down

1650
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:51,440
because it sounds like that's
what he wants.

1651
01:17:51,440 --> 01:17:53,800
Because he's asking whose eggs,
you know, what basket of Paul's

1652
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,480
eggs in.
And I think the one that you

1653
01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:57,880
work with, yeah, it sounds more
serious.

1654
01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:00,040
Help.
Me to make it.

1655
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:02,040
But this is me, not him.
I don't know this guy.

1656
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:06,240
How old are the are the kids?
Like, are you gonna are are OK,

1657
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:08,440
So you're gonna you're gonna
step in and be a stepdad?

1658
01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:09,560
I mean, is that what you want to
do?

1659
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:14,080
Well, that's a good point.
Yeah, 'cause if you jump in like

1660
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,520
you're not just, you're not just
with her, you're with those

1661
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:18,720
kids.
Yeah, it's a big commitment.

1662
01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:23,200
Go see, just go have fun and
then and then let it sugar

1663
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:25,480
itself out.
Life sometimes just has a way of

1664
01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:28,400
just making things work.
Yeah, throw your Dick around,

1665
01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:30,360
Yeah.
That's the show we're going to

1666
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,520
make.
It's called Throw Your Dick

1667
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:34,040
Around.
I'm not Dick Hunter.

1668
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:38,200
Dick throwers.
No, it's pussy hunter.

1669
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:40,800
Pussy Hunter.
That's that's on HBO.

1670
01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:44,080
That's.
What I say if there if there was

1671
01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:45,920
a show called Pussy Hunter, I
think it already exists.

1672
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:49,400
It's called Californication.
Hey, did you guys see Speaking

1673
01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:53,000
of shows, did you guys see that
Netflix now has podcasts on

1674
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,200
there?
I did they'll.

1675
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:56,200
Never pick us up.
I can't.

1676
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:58,880
I don't think I didn't already
fucking look to see how we could

1677
01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:01,080
submit our podcast from.
Netflix how do?

1678
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:03,560
We do that.
We, we, we would need like an

1679
01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:05,320
agent and all that others.
Not that I don't have an agent,

1680
01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:06,800
but our agent.
Say, don't you have an agent?

1681
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:09,800
Why is he not working for us?
He's strictly just voice over

1682
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:11,520
stuff.
So we need a new agent.

1683
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:13,880
Yeah, we need a new agent.
This guy sucks.

1684
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:17,040
We could get an entertainment
agent who would pitch us to the

1685
01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:18,920
you know, if we somebody
wouldn't believed in US.

1686
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:20,240
Oh my.
God, why wouldn't America want

1687
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:23,080
to hear this shit?
I agree, we already are

1688
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:24,800
America's loudest podcast put us
on Netflix.

1689
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:27,400
Yeah, we don't sit, we don't sit
around and script our like a lot

1690
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:30,600
of these shows, these PDS go
script it and you tell the joke

1691
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:33,160
here and you tell the joke here.
We're just fucked up people.

1692
01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:35,200
I.
I don't believe that America

1693
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:37,360
does want to hear us.
They just don't know we're here.

1694
01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:38,240
Yeah, I know.
I agree.

1695
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:40,400
That's what it takes.
God, we'll be marketing.

1696
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:43,800
Today I can sort.
Of protesters to show like come

1697
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:45,800
on, I want a bunch of little
midges to show up, a little

1698
01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:48,840
popsicle sticks just like I
fucking hate you like a fucking

1699
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:52,080
hate you too, you little fuck.
We just got tickets last night,

1700
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:55,520
like as a gift from our favorite
bartender at our favorite

1701
01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:57,840
karaoke place for the Midget
wrestling.

1702
01:19:58,440 --> 01:20:00,240
I love it.
Measure them, bring your

1703
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:01,560
measuring tape.
They lie to you.

1704
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:04,720
A lot of them is over the 4.9.
Just considered a Midget.

1705
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:08,200
We learned that with a kiss, and
then I watched one here.

1706
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:10,120
Yeah, fuck.
You let me.

1707
01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:12,120
I'm going to imagine you.
You're not.

1708
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:15,360
Wrestle 1.
I had to wrestle one years and

1709
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:16,920
years ago.
I'm like this motherfucker ain't

1710
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:18,440
no midge.
Like that's a midge.

1711
01:20:18,440 --> 01:20:20,040
That's not that.
That guy.

1712
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:25,160
Guy was like at least like 411,
four, 12 or like 5 feet.

1713
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:27,240
Well, you lying ass.
They were just trying to peddle

1714
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:30,120
the roster.
And that's when Ian got his ego.

1715
01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:31,280
He's like, oh, beat up a mood.
Shit.

1716
01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:38,120
Oh, 5th grader.
I think would whip your ass.

1717
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,040
They did.
They're squirrely fuckers.

1718
01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:45,600
I'll.
Tell you.

1719
01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:49,880
Yeah, well, the one on wrestled,
he was like he was, he was a

1720
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:52,120
Mexican Midget wrestler.
He hit me with that chalupa

1721
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:53,080
drop.
I was done.

1722
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:55,520
Like my back hurt.
You should ask him, they get so

1723
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:56,160
much.
Pussy.

1724
01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:58,640
That's what he called the move.
It was a finishing move called

1725
01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:00,280
the Chalupa drop.
I was done, dude.

1726
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:00,760
Drop.
I'm done.

1727
01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:05,840
You should go see him.
They they fucking they fuck,

1728
01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:08,360
they fuck the shit out of.
Women, Oh yeah, like because,

1729
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:11,400
because, after, because after
the show, usually these places

1730
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:14,120
have these events happening like
bars or whatever, and they'll

1731
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:18,120
walk around and women will just
throw their fucking pussy at

1732
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:19,480
these guys.
It is amazing.

1733
01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:22,360
I guess it's because they're
like a maybe a bucket list

1734
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:25,160
thing, which, fine, whatever.
Hey get get it on.

1735
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:28,760
Would you ever?
Do you want to sleep with a if?

1736
01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:29,920
You were single?
God no.

1737
01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:32,080
You're single, obviously.
Yeah.

1738
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:33,880
No, no, no thanks.
I wonder.

1739
01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:37,280
But I do wonder are there are
their Dicks normal size or

1740
01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:39,680
little size?
Don't make me ask our sponsor,

1741
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,720
ChatGPT.
Chat.

1742
01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:45,640
GPT you go to Pornhub and look,
but I'm not going to do that.

1743
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:48,320
I'm going to start saying that
by the way, until ChatGPT

1744
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:50,240
actually sponsors us and be
like, I'm going to jump on our

1745
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:52,480
sponsor ChatGPT and see.
If you've been, see if tell them

1746
01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:56,200
what.
Am I asking our?

1747
01:21:56,400 --> 01:22:00,600
Midget penises, average Midget
penis.

1748
01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:03,360
I think we're not supposed to
say Midget, but I don't give a

1749
01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:04,440
fuck.
It's Midget.

1750
01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:08,880
Fine people, Mcnugget, whatever.
People Mcnugget.

1751
01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:13,000
All right, let's see.
Let's see.

1752
01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:19,440
They're usually around.
They're usually pretty small.

1753
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:22,960
It gave me a weird answer.
Just go to pornhub and look up

1754
01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:25,080
Midget porn.
Well, I don't want.

1755
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:28,200
To look up Midget porn.
I'll take one for the team.

1756
01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:33,000
That a girl.
That's called dedication.

1757
01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:37,960
I'm trying to use our sponsor
Chad GBT to look up the size of

1758
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:40,280
Midget Dicks.
What you want me to do here,

1759
01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:42,120
Midget?
Dick want you to not do that.

1760
01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:45,040
You know what's way way creepier
is like a dude hooks up with a

1761
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:48,240
little Midget woman.
It seems really pedophilish, but

1762
01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:50,520
if a woman says she fucked a
little Midget dude.

1763
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:53,800
Yeah, I kind of got that.
It's like he's old enough, but

1764
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:56,800
even if the woman's 30, it
sounds a little pedophilish.

1765
01:22:57,160 --> 01:23:00,240
It's like like I'm not saying
that you belong on a list, but

1766
01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:03,280
like like it's list adjacent
because you're like you're

1767
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:06,320
clearly attracted to like small
people.

1768
01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:08,760
I don't know, but I get what
you're saying.

1769
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:10,240
Your Dick looks.
Bigger than your hands.

1770
01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:13,480
It says that they're pretty
average size, so like, really,

1771
01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:15,120
you know, 5 inches or whatever,
Yeah.

1772
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:18,000
Oh wouldn't that suck to me in a
gangbang in the Midget pulls out

1773
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:21,080
a bigger Dick than you.
Jen looks disgusting.

1774
01:23:21,120 --> 01:23:21,800
Don't show.
Us.

1775
01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:23,520
They're little.
No, I'm not going to show you.

1776
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:25,520
No one needs to.
See that penises?

1777
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:28,360
Because those are really small.
Yeah, and of course you're.

1778
01:23:28,680 --> 01:23:31,400
A fucking liar.
Oh God, that's.

1779
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:32,360
All right, that's enough of
this.

1780
01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:35,200
Go to midgetcock.com.
If it's not.

1781
01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:37,400
If it's.
Not a website, it should be.

1782
01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:41,520
Go to nottds.com and grab
yourself the brand new shirt

1783
01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:42,640
that is available for this
month.

1784
01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:45,000
The true love doesn't knock.
That is your Valentine's Day

1785
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,360
Black History Month shirt we
should have.

1786
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:49,080
Made one in pink.
We can.

1787
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,920
Probably change the color if we
want to or whatever, but this is

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01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:55,080
the this month's shirt is
available right now, not at

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01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:56,560
tds.com.
We have, like I said, we

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01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:58,920
revamped the store a little bit.
I say we, my wife revamped the

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01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:01,840
store a little bit.
The logos were freshened up,

1792
01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:04,040
everything looks good.
He grabbed a new what the fuck

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01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:06,760
is NTDS sticker and start
posting those all over the place

1794
01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:09,720
too so that people can scan it
and be like what is NTDS?

1795
01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:12,440
Well, that's it, I'm done.
TDs.

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01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:16,400
Yeah, and the more people that
subscribe on Spotify and on

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01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:18,760
Patreon, the closer we'll get to
being able to have these Muppets

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01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:20,560
made of us.
And they'll be doing the whole

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01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:21,120
show.
We won't.

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01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:23,400
Even for our next event, can
this be the poster that

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01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:26,080
everybody signs, 'cause I, I'm,
I'm down to have this on my

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01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:28,480
wall.
Yeah, this poster isn't bad when

1803
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:30,680
you remake it and I don't look
like I have Down syndrome.

1804
01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:33,400
I'm totally you're fucking dude.
We're all puppets, dude.

1805
01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:35,440
We all have the same expression.
We're fucking puppets.

1806
01:24:35,440 --> 01:24:36,720
Get over it.
I don't like it.

1807
01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:37,560
Put a hat on me.
I don't.

1808
01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:40,040
I don't like.
Your mouth is so big.

1809
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:43,160
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, Jen, you're just so big.

1810
01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:47,080
Well, actually if this is
terrible.

1811
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:51,960
Tell you.
What you all are in charge of

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01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:55,360
grading your own fucking puppets
on AI and then give them to me

1813
01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:57,200
and then I'll fucking put them
back in and.

1814
01:24:57,360 --> 01:25:00,680
Leave it up for a fucking vote.
No, not a vote.

1815
01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:04,280
You bring your get your own
fucking puppet picture and then

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01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:05,440
give it to me and then I'll put
it.

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01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:07,920
I'll put it in that picture for
you if you're all going to

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01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:09,600
bitch.
OK.

1819
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:11,760
All right.
Are you OK, Mikey?

1820
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:14,240
I'm fine.
Have a nice night everybody.

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01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:16,640
Join Spotify, join Patreon,
support the show.

1822
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:19,680
We'll see you on Thursday for
our one year birthday party

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01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:21,920
show, which means absolutely
nothing, but we'll see you on

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01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:24,560
Thursday.
Hey, this was really fun.

1825
01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:27,000
We hope you liked it too.
You know, we've had a lot of

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01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:29,760
laughs tonight.
Seems like we've just begun when

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01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:33,400
suddenly we're through.
I'll tell you what's not funny.

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01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:36,760
Bye.
Goodbye, good friends, goodbye.

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01:25:37,120 --> 01:25:40,640
Killing strippers.
Because now it's time to go.

1830
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:44,200
Strippers are people too, naked
people who may be willing to

1831
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:46,600
pleasure you for a price you
negotiate later, behind the

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01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:49,320
curtain in the VIP room.
We'll see you very soon.

1833
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:51,520
On Mashiah, just no need to
kill.

1834
01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:54,400
Him very soon, I know because.
Most of them are already dead

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01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:56,720
inside.
Goodbye everyone, bye.

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01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:58,640
Good friends, goodbye.