The Gang Eats Government Cheese | Ep 98
This episode started with Jenn disappearing before showtime and somehow got worse from there.
Stroke introduced a song called Don't Put Bananas In My Butt, which immediately destroyed whatever credibility we had left. Then we stumbled onto a Florida music festival charging $34 for a turkey leg and spent the next twenty minutes trying to figure out whether that counts as theft.
We also uncovered America's forgotten government cheese mountain, discussed New Jersey's weird gas-pumping laws, debated speed cameras, and learned there's apparently a luxury anti-aging cream designed specifically for your penis.
No, that's not a joke.
By the end of the episode we’ve talked about ringworm throats, pledge allegiance controversies, and whether Thomas Jefferson would've simply canceled America if he saw what the internet has become.
If you've ever wondered what happens when three dudes start with a simple conversation and end up discussing anti-aging dick lotion, this one's for you.
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