The Gang Discovers Spider D*cks | Ep 117

There are complaints, and then there’s getting so pissed at a radio host that you handwrite a full-page letter, drive it to the station, and personally deliver the damn thing.

Somehow that isn’t even the weirdest part of this show.

Stroke starts things off by admitting he complained about his apartment maintenance and apparently got a 75-year-old pool guy fired. Ian gets blamed because karaoke customers keep picking old songs.

Then the comments arrive and we’re suddenly debating why women sound like they’re frying chicken when they pee and whether anybody actually farted continuously for two minutes.

From there, Rhode Island gets buried in squid, a Maine Coon shows up with 29 toes, and a former fertility patient’s son discovers he has nine half siblings and is biologically related to her doctor.

Then somebody asks: Do spiders have dicks?

The answer involves pedipalps and “detachable looking face dicks,” because apparently this is educational programming now.

Finally, BuzzFeed tells us we’re old and Jenn responds by calling somebody a “nincom-fucking-poop.”

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