The Gang Brings Back Arnie States | Ep 66

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Yo, turn it up.
Click the volume to 10.

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Guess what's for the crew who
won't bow again?

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The hosts are united, ready to
go.

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They tried to kill it, but we're
not that damn show.

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Fuck you back louder than you'll
know.

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Corporate radio can kick our ass
trying to make us bold, but

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we're not that damn show.
Still wrong.

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Cut in bold, cut.
Fuck you.

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Welcome to America's loudest
podcast.

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We are not that damn show.
What's funny?

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What's so funny?
There, there was a, there was an

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image in the intro that I, that
I, I, I just now realized it's

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got 2 ends face over that other
chick, but it's signing P Lara

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like Jen's signing Lara's
autograph.

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I just noticed that.
I got to make a new one at some

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point, but we got to do more
events together.

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Yeah, we need more pictures and
more videos and stuff of us

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doing shit.
Yeah, obviously 2 N is not here

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again.
She is.

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I think she's on a sex cruise,
like an emo sex cruise with with

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the lunch lady and a bunch of
other fucking sex degenerates.

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So maybe she'll be back next
week.

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I don't know.
We'll find out.

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See what.
Happens.

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She's not gone.
She's just not here.

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If she's on that kind of trip,
she may just call in and go.

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I can't make it.
I'm sore.

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Why?
No shit, actually, if that's.

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Fucking all week.
Just emo sex, what's that like?

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It's very sad.
You just listen to like the.

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Use My Chemical Romance in the
background.

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Black.
Parade.

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I mean, that really doesn't
sound that bad honestly.

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It's a good.
Music.

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Yeah, you just throw on Black
Parade, let it play, and then

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just fuck.
I know, but I had a couple of

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the songs, I guess on that album
are pretty, pretty upbeat.

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That could be kind of fun, but
there's some.

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I think there's one, I mean,
Black Parade starts out slow and

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I think there's only one other
one that is slow.

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So that's ease.
Into it.

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Yeah, you could.
You could get some fucking it

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out of that.
All right, we are about just

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remind everybody we're available
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You can go subscribe.
It is available for you and it's

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not.
I didn't put any of the past

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videos up there.
So they got to let the videos

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are going to build up.
This just started last week, so

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if you're going to looking for
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join Patreon for that.
Also, this is the last week for

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the Dirt Squirrel shirt.
A couple of people, actually

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more than a couple of people,
pretty good amount of people

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have bought the dirt Squirrel
shirt, which is our monthly

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shirt.
We're doing this every month

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this year and we have another
shirt that's going to come out

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next week.
Think along the lines of butt

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sex and Valentine's Day.
I I.

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Don't want Jesus Christ?
Beautiful.

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Yeah, it's it's beautiful.
It's exactly it fucking for, you

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know, for February.
You got it was either that or

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black history.
I didn't.

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I didn't know what you.
Do like made your decision on

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what marches will be, but that
is, you know, the 14th is steak

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and blowjob day.
That's that's.

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My birthday?
Yeah, that's my birthday.

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Never forget that holiday.
Maybe we should put stroke on a

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shirt and and do the snow.
Don't be near the.

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Blowjob No no.
No, looks like I'm giving the

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blowjabs.
No, the Mandy's for stake.

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The.
Mandy's for stake.

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I got to tell you guys I've I've
been so I had to walk out to my

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truck and the weather's you
know, the weather across the

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country right now is kind of
crazy.

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Most of the country with, with,
you know, winter, we have a like

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a big storm coming through, but
no snow here in North Florida.

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But I, I walked through and I
watched it.

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There's this guy and he's under
a carport and I'm like, what?

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OK, this guy's there.
So I've done like 30 minutes

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worth of stuff.
I look, I can't debate if he

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just didn't want to go inside to
his wife or he was like, fuck, I

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got to bring these grocers in.
But he's finally made the move.

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He's just standing there for 30
minutes.

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It's.
Just, well, he was just sitting

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in the car.
I know I just happened to notice

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where he was at but I'm like.
Questioning his life.

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Yeah, I don't know if he's like,
I don't want to take these

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fucking groceries in or I don't
want to go see my wife, but I

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just watched this guy debated
for 30 minutes.

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Maybe he's listening to our
podcast and he's like, I don't

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want to go in yet.
This is so good.

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We'll go listening.
We'll go with that.

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And he looked.
Like the ice cream's going to

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melt, but that bitch is in
there.

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Maybe that was it because he
walked when he got out of the

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car his his head was all down.
He looked very depressed.

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He was The show was over.
I knew what he was going into.

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Oh.
Yeah, well, I went.

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Out for that guy.
Yeah, for sure.

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Paul went out for that dude.
And again, listen to us on all

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the platforms and I let's see.
I wanted to make sure I hit all

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the things.
We do have a special guest

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coming on the show today.
He's going to join us in a

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little bit.
Arnie states going to join us.

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He's got an event happening here
in Sacramento, so we'll talk

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about that.
We'll catch up with him and see

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what's going on in his world and
he'll hang for a little bit and

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maybe do.
A10 I think it's been a while.

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Yeah, he hasn't been on in a
while.

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Actually, I, I jumped on his
podcast maybe a couple of weeks

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ago.
See Arnie State show.

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For those of you who don't know,
Arnie's got a really good

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podcast.
It's pretty political, but it's

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fun and it's Arnie, It's
hilarious.

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And again, he'll be out here,
he's going to do some stand up

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comedy that'll happen in May,
but we'll talk to him about

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that.
Yeah, it's good.

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It's going to be cool.
I'm pretty excited to, I'm kind

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of a part of that, trying to
help him get that going.

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So that'll be pretty cool.
Dude, you guys, we got a bunch

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of comments from last week and I
did something new.

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So if you're if you're watching
the show, whether it's Patreon

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or Spotify, you're going to be
able to have a little bit of a

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visual to the comments now,
because I spent a little time

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and made this little thing so we
can read the comments on the on

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the screen together.
And it's a little bit more.

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It's just not listening to my
voice.

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So we'll start off with this
very first comment.

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It says thank you guy that
commented about cow pie bingo in

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Murphy's California.
Now I know what I'm going to do

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on my birthday weekend.
I don't.

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Really.
Remember.

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I guess.
I guess we've been talking about

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chicken Bing, chicken ship bingo
and cow pie bingo and stuff like

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that.
So cow pie bingo happens in

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Murphy's, California.
Where the hell is that at?

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I don't even know.
Dude, I went there one time with

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Mandy and I went there.
I guess maybe her mom used to

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live in that area and there's
like these caverns that are up

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there.
It's really cool.

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We went down those caverns, but
that's all I know.

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It's pretty far away.
OK, but anyway, so cow piping go

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next one here.
All this is actually speaking to

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Mandy NTSHR.
She says you could do not that

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damn Lube and then the three
different not that damn dildos

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shaped after each one of us.
So basically she's saying that

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we should all put our Dicks in
the cast of the the casing thing

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and it shapes your Dick and then
which would sell our dildos.

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Yeah, I'm the don't think that
would fly.

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I don't.
Think that would fly either and

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I'm really surprised that my
wife said to do this and I

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brought that up and I was like
you be OK with with we've been

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wanting to buy my I was.
About to say yeah, there's that.

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Also, I don't want to make you
guys feel bad.

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I also have that to her too.
Oh, I'm going to bar somebody's

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Dick.
Come on, get.

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Me make a reminder.
But that's another thing like I,

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I don't think like like that,
that that's surprising that your

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wife suggested that.
I'm like, why?

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I don't think my girlfriend
would let me do that.

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I think you, I don't want you.
I don't want your Dick fucking

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anybody.
This sounds like a setup to see

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what we would say.
Mandy, you did not get us.

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I'm not doing it.
I'm not putting my penis in

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there.
And, and unless it's for her, I

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would do that for her.
You know, if I'm not going to be

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around, yeah, unless the
handling or whatever, I get it.

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But she also recommended doing a
flashlight for Jen.

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Oh yeah, she'd that's that would
again, that would fly just.

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Don't know how lunge lady would
feel about something like that.

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I know I would feel if it was my
like I'm oh fuck no.

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I mean, if you're, if you're not
in that industry, whether it's

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only fans or whatever, then no.
If you're dating an only fans

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model or a porn star, I guess it
makes sense, right?

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This is another.
I mean other people are already

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fucking her so it doesn't
matter.

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Pretty.
Much.

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I'd be weird.
Hey, how big's your Dick?

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I need this for this job.
I gave you 20 bucks.

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Yeah.
You're going to pay somebody.

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Hey, look, don't tell anybody.
Just going to pretend that it's

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mine.
Oh God, I I saw something funny

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there today.
I guess a weather girl somewhere

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in the country was talking
about.

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She asked people on Facebook to
send in their measurements.

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She got back on TV and says I
don't want your body

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measurement.
I was talking about the snow.

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Dig sizes.
Hey, that's what you get for not

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being clear.
You got to be specific,

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especially if you're an
attractive lady, you know what I

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mean?
You can throw, and even if

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you're not, it doesn't matter.
You're just a woman.

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Dudes are going to throw all
kinds of weird things.

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Out.
Not even attractive, just just a

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woman.
I just thought it was funny.

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She addressed it in in a
professional on the news, not

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your body measurements.
That's pretty funny.

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Justicle says Jen is gone one
day and you guys were already

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talking about sucking Dick.
Yeah, that did happen.

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I don't know if you guys really
realize that.

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To be fair, we were doing that
before she got here.

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True.
We're talking about how we would

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be good at it, I think.
I don't know how we got into

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that.
That's exactly what it was.

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That's exactly what it was and
even Jen brought it up and said

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boys first time I'm gone.
You're already talking about

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sucking Dick.
Hashtag fake and gay.

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I don't know.
I don't.

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I don't think I'd be very good
at it.

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I think no.
I'd be terrible.

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I think we've already decided
that we'd all be pretty bad at

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that.
Well, not it's like 'cause and I

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and I wouldn't even give it like
my all.

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I would just act like a lot of
females like I'm just doing this

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cause of the money.
Yeah, we were just like, like

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it's yeah, I'm not going to put
my.

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Back into it.
Yeah, just just getting it done

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to get it done and get the
money.

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That's it.
Next one here.

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Oh, these are all.
This is from Danny, Jess, Keisha

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and Cole.
Ian, these are suggestions for

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Craigslist.
Oh, OK.

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Chico, CA Denver for Craigslist,
Eugene, OR, which probably would

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be pretty interesting, and then
San Diego.

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Now and I saw these and I was
like how should I do this?

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Should I do like 1 post from
each city or one city per

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Craigslist?
I don't know.

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I think you, well, whatever,
it's your bit, so you can

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however you want to do.
But I think maybe you did just

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all Chico one time and then just
all San Diego.

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Because I feel like I feel like
there's plenty of freaks in each

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one of these cities that it
would take the whole segment.

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Yeah.
And then the the list is just

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going to back up and yeah.
But that's good.

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Then you never run out of time.
You never run out of places.

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Yeah, I'll think about.
I'll think about it.

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I.
Don't know who'd be the

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freakiest town.
I mean the off population wise

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the more likely to say think
crazy shit would be San Diego

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out of those.
No.

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Denver might be bigger, I'm not
sure.

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I did Atlanta one time.
There were some weirdos.

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Yeah, I feel like Eugene OR is
going to be pretty dirty.

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It's like just kind of dirty
hippies up there and probably

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not, you know, they're not very
clean.

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Dirty hippies.
I don't know.

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I don't spend a whole lot of
time in Eugene XI, don't know if

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I've ever even been there.
Nobody does.

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But San Diego though, you might
get all you might get a bunch of

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like rich Milfs and shit that
are like look at the the horned

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up going to cheat on their
husbands or whatever.

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Business husband is out on
business all the time and she's

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just looking for some nasty
shit.

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Or military.
Military towns are probably

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pretty dirty too.
You know the Craigslist section.

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But people love Craigslist, so
that's a good bit.

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Y'all are some freaks.
I don't get it.

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From Jess here it says I asked
my boyfriend if he's heard of

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the term mouse jumping on a
trampoline.

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He said no and I told him what
it was.

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He then said he has done it but
calls it the batwing, which also

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makes sense if you think about.
It well you you stretch your

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balls out like the batwing, but
you don't do the batwing, you

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don't bounce your non erect
penis on it.

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It makes way more sense to to to
call it the trampoline.

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But maybe it's a bat.
Maybe it's the Batwing

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trampoline.
OK.

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That's I don't like that.
It's not You don't like it, Then

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what?
No.

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I think mouse on a trampoline,
not batwing on a trampoline.

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That's too much.
Yeah, I guess maybe that's

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that's kind of hard to say, but.
Anyway, I wonder why?

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So we know we know that Jen's
listening because she commented

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back.
Did Kyle do it after he heard us

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talking about it?
He's like babe, I heard they

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were talking on the podcast.
Well, she's on this emo sex

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cruise.
Maybe they're doing it this

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whole week.
They're.

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Probably all doing it on this
but.

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Everybody just a bunch of emo
people bouncing their penises on

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their balls and ladies are just
standing around watching.

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I think that's just how you say
hello on a sex cruise.

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You just walk around and just.
Yeah, I don't want to go on that

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boat.
Definitely not.

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I'm good.
I am.

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That is not my my type of bus.
I had somebody one time, he was,

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it was years ago.
He's like, man, you know, they

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got the singles cruise, we can
go and meet women.

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I go, you know, it's going to be
done.

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But a bunch of fucking dudes.
I'm not going on that or ugly.

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Oh yeah, you're probably right.
It's probably old guys.

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A lot of old guys are really
unattractive people.

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Yeah, speedos walking around.
Yeah, anyway, Rodster here wrote

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quite a comment, he said,
Speaking of copper theft.

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Kid Rock is the official
soundtrack of copper theft.

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His his song bang with the bang
orangutan titties came on and an

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electric sawzall appeared right
in my front seat like a white

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trash Excalibur.
He says his music is for people

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who know exactly the legal
amount of Sudafed to buy at

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Walgreens and then and they said
Ian you should do Milwaukee or

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Green Bay for Craigslist also
says keep up the great work

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Milwaukee or Green Bay Milwaukee
as they.

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Say which is Algonquin for the
good land?

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Exactly.
Wasn't one of our bosses from

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Milwaukee?
Wasn't Joe Zoom boss?

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He's in Texas now, but I think
he's from Milwaukee.

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Yeah, I don't know.
But I do love the Kid Rock makes

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music for the I love those.
I don't know.

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He's like, he, he read every Kid
Rock meme and put it in here.

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Those those, it's pretty funny.
Basically it's like, yeah, he

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he, he makes music for dudes who
cheat at bass tournaments.

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Those memes are pretty fucking
funny.

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I like Kid Rock though.
I do too.

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I'm like, I don't hate Kid Rock.
I mean, you know, of course

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there's certain songs you don't
like as much as others, but you

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know.
What it is I like?

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I like his attitude.
I hate his country music.

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I like his rock music there.
I like, I did like it's like he

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he pulled a reverse Taylor Swift
almost.

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And like Taylor Swift was better
when she did country, Kid Rock

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was better when he did rock.
Taylor Swift was better when she

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did country.
Is that what you just said?

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I believe so.
I.

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Don't think so.
I liked his Kid Rock's Nashville

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bar.
I went in there and that was

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kind of neat.
Is that still open?

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I've never been there.
Well, he's opening a bar down

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here.
He is.

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Oh shit, is he?
He's yeah, he's well, He's

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opening a Tootsie's here in
Panama City.

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What?
The fuck is Tootsie's a?

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Little redneck bar.
He doesn't own that.

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He's he is financially invested
in it.

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Sorry, is.
That like a chain.

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Yeah, there's one in Nashville.
I don't think there's many, but

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yeah, I know what you're
telling.

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Yeah, they're building it where
like one of the Super clubs were

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at one point, things like 3
stories right on the beach.

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She's perfect for the Redneck
Riviera where we live.

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Basically.
Redneck Riviera got to write a

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song about that.
Is there a song called the

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Redneck Riviera?
There's got to be.

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I don't know.
There's enough.

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There's enough damn songs to
talk about Panama City and

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country, but I don't know about
most.

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Of them are Luke Bryan's.
There's a lot I hear a lot more

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than Luke Bryan, but yeah, he
has a lot of them too, which his

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mom lives here.
She does.

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Have you guys ever ran into him?
Actually, yes.

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Oh, have you ever ran out of
Dave and Buster's?

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Yeah, he at the Oyster Bar down
the street.

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I have an autographed CD
somewhere because.

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Weird.
I never listened to the God damn

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thing, but I mean it's Luke
Bryan.

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You're going to get a signed CDI
guess.

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Is he just always drunk?
I feel like he's just always

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drunk.
Not no, not really.

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He just, he just likes it here.
Nice, he seems like a fun kind

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of party with Anna.
Has a question for you Ian.

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How does a karaoke DJ update his
music system at Players?

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Phil said he has most updated
years since he has his 2020.

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That's a little behind there,
Phil.

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Yeah, it kind of is.
It really depends on how you you

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do it.
Like me, I, I, I've got some

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songs from other peers in the
business.

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I buy some like depending on if
I don't have it and they're like

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give me $3, I'll buy it.
You can sing it here all you

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fucking want to.
It really just depends.

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Some some systems come pre
loaded like if you want to pay

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for a subscription to certain
hosting software.

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So it really just depends.
I don't know what Phil's got

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going on down there.
I don't.

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I don't pretend to know how his
system works.

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So that's where you go.
Yeah, I know.

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They came down here one time and
busted a lot of people who

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wouldn't license like buying the
license.

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Program.
Yeah, the you have to.

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Do that you have to be the.
DJ, the DJ that taught me

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everything.
I know he passed away but he got

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fined like 20 grand maybe 15
years ago and that wasn't fun

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for anybody because he was a
Moody motherfucker for like a

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month and 1/2.
What was he like bootlegging it?

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Yeah, and you can't do that.
But he learned his lesson.

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And there's a lot of people out
here that there was one guy that

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was working before me and we
have a giant projector screen

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and and he was showing him
dragging YouTube windows.

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And I'm like, dude, that's the
most unprofessional fucking

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thing I've ever seen and it's
illegal as fuck.

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Yeah, the, the Christina at her
house, she's got a karaoke

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machine.
We go to YouTube.

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That's how we do it.
If we have like we did that

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Friday night.
Yeah, like.

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Paying to be there or you're not
paying me because it but those

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because people will ask me all
the time if I don't have a song

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and they want to pay for it.
Well, can you go on YouTube?

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Do you have $20,000 if I get
caught?

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Because no, I'm being paid to be
here, which means legally I'm,

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I'm only allowed to use what I,
I can't.

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I don't even think I'm legally
allowed to play off of Spotify

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and.
Probably not.

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Now, like the music that I play
in between songs, I can't just

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go on Spotify and play that.
The stroke did I see a video of

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you like shaking your your junk
in somebody's face singing

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karaoke the other day I.
Think that was his

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sister-in-law.
Oh, I wasn't shaking my junk.

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I was just singing behind her.
Oh, you're right.

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You really weren't shaking your
junk.

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My bad.
You were just standing behind

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her, kind of doing I.
Didn't know where this video

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came from.
Like there's a possibility in my

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life that this has happened, but
recently, no.

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All right.
So, well anyway, I hope you, I

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don't know if Ian gave you the
answer you were looking for, but

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there you go.
I know more about karaoke than I

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ever wanted to know.
Can I just be honest?

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He keeps me updated with every
damn thing.

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I would just learn so much.
People are stupid.

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We learned that too.
People are stupid.

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People are pretty.
Stoned get me started.

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Nico commented 2 comments and
this is Jen's only hater by the

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way and I'm trying to figure out
if maybe if if maybe Nico was

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the kid didn't we have?
Isn't that kid that listens to

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our show named Nico?
I thought it was Kenobi.

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Oh, it's Kenobi.
Wow, you're right.

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I'm sorry, my name's all mixed
up.

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But anyway, Nico, Jen's only
hater, says on Tuesday's show.

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Great show.
These all capital letters by the

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way, for those of you just
listening.

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Great show today, best show in
months.

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Then on Thursday, another great
episode. 2 perfect episodes in a

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row.
It can't get any better than

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this.
Clearly talking shit about Jen.

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What, Jen?
It is funny though.

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It's, I thought it was fucking
hilarious.

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It made me laugh.
Look, Nico, everybody likes Jen,

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00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,480
dude, We, we need her here
because if we don't, we end up

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talking about sucking Dick all
day.

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And that's I.
Don't want to do that again.

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It's.
Super gay, you know what I mean?

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It's really gay.
And then finally, last comments

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from Mandy, it says, I feel like
these episodes prove how

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important Jen is to to the show
that definitely she definitely

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00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,640
round you guys out.
I don't.

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I feel like having a woman on
the show is kind of a good

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00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,360
thing.
Exactly.

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00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,040
We're out of control.
We get a little out of control

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without Jen, that is for sure.
All right, so before what

451
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,200
already comes on there was,
well, he'll be here in a little

452
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,720
bit.
I got to tell you guys that I

453
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:15,080
threw this out there to you
guys, that this idea I had

454
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,200
called, swear to God, and I want
to tell you where this came from

455
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,960
and if you guys have a story,
great.

456
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,840
I hope that you do.
But I swear to God this happened

457
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:27,160
to me and that's what this whole
premise is.

458
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,400
It's something crazy that
happened to to you at any point

459
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,000
your life could have been last
week, could have been a month

460
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,520
ago, whatever, just a story.
Like I swear to God, this

461
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,960
happened.
So where this started from as I

462
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,400
was at Walmart, which is
probably the worst place to

463
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,040
possibly be.
That's where I made my first

464
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,440
mistake.
You know, you at Walmart,

465
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,760
everything sort of feels a
little off, You know, like you

466
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:49,280
buy a box of Cheezits and all of
them are broken or like the

467
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,800
shirt that you bought is like
it's a Reebok shirt, but it

468
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,760
still fits a little weird or
something.

469
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,080
Just everything feels like
almost like the retarded version

470
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,440
of the actual thing from
Walmart.

471
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,520
I don't know why, I don't know
why, it doesn't matter why.

472
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,960
I'm just saying that every time
I go there.

473
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,600
So I try to avoid that.
But anyway, my wife and I go

474
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,920
there, We're walking down one of
these aisles and there's like a

475
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,480
middle-aged.
When I say middle-aged, probably

476
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,720
my age, Asian couple that goes
right past us.

477
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,520
They they go kind of fast
actually past us, but fine,

478
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,360
whatever, no big deal.
I just remember thinking that

479
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:21,040
they were really small and I was
like, I was like, fuck these at

480
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,200
least people would have really
small kids.

481
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,240
And, and this was all within the
matter of just a, you know,

482
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:30,280
walking past them down this
aisle, Sure enough, couple

483
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,080
people up, you get further down
the aisle.

484
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:35,440
There is an Asian kid right
there in the aisle.

485
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,440
And this is a very packed aisle.
I have to, I'm really want to

486
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,840
paint this picture so people
understand it's Walmart, it's

487
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,960
busy.
It's the middle of the day.

488
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,160
You know what I'm saying?
It's a it's, it's a busy fucking

489
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,880
day.
And we're walking down.

490
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,800
There's a small little Asian
child in the middle of the

491
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:51,880
aisle.
And I got to tell you guys, this

492
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,480
was, it almost felt like as if
these parents were running away

493
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,480
from this kid and like they were
leaving it there.

494
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,880
And I, and I kind of understood
they were leaving the child

495
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,280
there.
And as as I got closer, I

496
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:08,040
started to realize this little
kid has a plastic bag on her

497
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:13,040
head, a not not a Walmart
plastic bag, a produce plastic

498
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:17,480
bag pulled all the way down
tight around her head and she is

499
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,200
literally trying to RIP a
fucking hole in it so that she

500
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,240
can breathe.
This is happening in the the

501
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:27,840
aisle at Walmart.
And I was like, what the my wife

502
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,480
looked back at me.
She's like, is this, is this

503
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,520
really fucking happening?
And I'm like, I, I don't know,

504
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,440
is this real life?
I felt like it was a fucking

505
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:34,720
glitch in the matrix or some
shit.

506
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,880
This kid has a bag on her head.
She's practically dying.

507
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,240
And I had sort of a a moment
with myself.

508
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,280
There almost was like, should I
help her?

509
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,640
Should I take this bag off her
fucking head and be like, I keep

510
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,120
like, that's something you learn
is you don't do that.

511
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,160
You don't put bags on your head.
But I didn't, I just said, fuck

512
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,080
it.
If she dies, she dies.

513
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:55,240
It's not my problem.
It's not my kid but but anyway I

514
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,920
just could not to me.
Died and I'd have been like

515
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,640
Mikey you son of a bitch.
It's not my problem, it's not my

516
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:04,480
kid, but she put a bag on her
head and it was happening inside

517
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,160
Walmart and I've never seen
anything like that.

518
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,920
And I just got, I swear to God,
that fucking happened.

519
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,240
I swear to God.
I know it's like what the fuck,

520
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:16,320
whatever, but man, to me that
was a crazy ass fucking story.

521
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,360
Yeah.
Well.

522
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,200
Like, yeah, I mean, shit,
that's.

523
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,320
I mean I would have guessed
Walmart if you said guess the

524
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,160
store.
I should have probably put, I

525
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,080
probably should have said I'm
not going to tell you where it

526
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,200
happened.
I'm going to tell you the story

527
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,760
about guess the store is what I
should have said.

528
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:35,000
Damn.
I swear to God this weekend I

529
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:39,080
was accused of being a bigot.
I thought you were.

530
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,800
Nope.
I'm just kidding.

531
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:45,800
How does this happen?
Because I refused to let this

532
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:51,880
lesbian bitch sing because I
have a she, she came in about

533
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:55,600
maybe 9-10 months ago and she
sang a song.

534
00:23:56,160 --> 00:24:00,320
She paid me $10 to sing it.
And then when it was over, she

535
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,360
sang the whole song.
By the way, she said I didn't

536
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:07,120
like that version of the song
that you had, so I want my $10

537
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,760
back.
So I gave it back to her and I

538
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,160
told the bartender, I'm like, we
have a, we have the same rule.

539
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:17,080
Don't fuck with the money.
So she took her tip back.

540
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,920
So she's not.
She's never allowed to sing here

541
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,440
again.
She can come in and drink all

542
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,360
she wants to, but I'm never
letting her sing again.

543
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,880
For taking back her tip.
She came back.

544
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,120
Fuck, would you give it back to
her?

545
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,160
Because I didn't, I just wanted
her to fucking leave.

546
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:33,120
She was being a cunt.
And I'm like, you know, and I'm

547
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:36,360
and I, I'm like, if you take
this money away from me, you're

548
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:39,000
never singing here again.
So I look that that was on her.

549
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:43,760
So she came in this weekend.
Apparently she did not know that

550
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,120
she wasn't allowed.
She's like, hey, can I sing

551
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,360
this?
And I'm like, I'm sorry, I can't

552
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:52,280
let you sing because of this.
I reminded her what she did and

553
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,600
she went around telling her
friend because she has a lesbian

554
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,240
bowl cut, by the way, and she's
kind of chunky.

555
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
And she goes around telling her
friends that he's, I'm not

556
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,400
letting her sing because she's
gay.

557
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,160
I'm like, bitch, I got gay
people in here singing about

558
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,720
sucking Dick all the time.
You think I give a fuck?

559
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,440
I don't give a shit.
We matter of fact, we this, this

560
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,280
is one of the most gay friendly
bars in this God damn town

561
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,440
besides the gay bar down the
street.

562
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,840
I think that's I think we get a
lot of overflow from them.

563
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,920
But yeah, she was telling people
that I'm a bigot for not letting

564
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,680
her sing like I give a fuck.
You should have said I had a

565
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,040
complaint last time you were
singing.

566
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,680
The microphone just smelled like
this nasty pussy.

567
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,840
I guess you would ate it before
you got here.

568
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,200
I wouldn't give a fucking money
back.

569
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,000
I gotta be like, get out of
here, fuck you.

570
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,320
Well, like I said, I left, I
left it up to them.

571
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,640
If you want your money back,
that's fine, but be content with

572
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,080
the fact you're never singing
here again.

573
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,480
So it's really on them and like
I'm I'm going to miss that

574
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,920
$10.00, but still it was the
principle of the fact.

575
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,960
That $10, yeah.
You sang the whole fucking song.

576
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,360
If you don't like the way it
sounds, tell me right as it

577
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:57,640
starts.
Like is there another version

578
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,160
that if I have it I don't,
Great.

579
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,200
If not then pick something else.
You don't sing the whole fucking

580
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,920
song.
It's like.

581
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,760
Eating a whole steak and then
complaining about it afterwards.

582
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,760
My thing is karaoke people take
their shit way too.

583
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,880
Seriously.
Sometimes it's like, dude, this

584
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,080
is not your big break.
This is not like you're not

585
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,040
they're not going to you're not
going to get discovered in this

586
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,280
bar tonight.
Just sing the fucking song and

587
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,680
move on with your life.
It's I mean, I appreciate it.

588
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,080
Get up there, have a great time.
It's I guess, but.

589
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,960
I I enjoy when people are great
singers, and I enjoy even more

590
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,120
when people are average but
they're having a blast.

591
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,680
Yes, it's a good time.
Don't take yeah.

592
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,320
I like this.
I get up there and I get up

593
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,760
there and give a show.
I'm not good.

594
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,160
I didn't get a show, but I'd do
it.

595
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,240
But you're.
Having a good time, but you're

596
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,400
having a good time and you're
not going to get Mark a phone to

597
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,840
come down.
Yeah, People come up like, whoa,

598
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,360
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I, I haven't really had

599
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,080
anything crazy happen recently.
I don't know why.

600
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,680
I guess life's been kind of
boring, which is OK.

601
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:52,800
I can't.
I was thinking on this one like

602
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,200
nothing's really shockingly
happened other than the fact I

603
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,280
was telling the story recently
about the time, and this goes

604
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,800
back a few years.
Well, it goes back a little

605
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:03,640
ways, but we were at a, we were
out at what they call Pier Park

606
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,160
here.
And this, these, this group of,

607
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,120
I don't know, these kids, they
weren't kids.

608
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,480
They were, I shouldn't say kids
at all.

609
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,840
They were adults.
They were out.

610
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,440
I guess they were out partying
too, but they come by and they

611
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,040
started screaming, you know,
just being drunk idiots.

612
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,200
And then I said fuck you.
They got out of their car and

613
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,600
for some reason I decided to
pull my pants down.

614
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,800
Everything's out.
And I ran to Origin.

615
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,000
I ran to, I ran to.
I could be able to listen now

616
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,920
with actually this story, but I
ran to Origin.

617
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,080
I've never seen three
motherfuckers get back in their

618
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,480
car so damn quick.
They were scared of how little

619
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,320
it was.
It's like God.

620
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,240
Well, nobody was gonna fight a
dude with his Dick out, you know

621
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,000
what I mean?
Like especially if he's bouncing

622
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,160
it off of his testicles.
I.

623
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,680
Wasn't bouncing it, I just.
That's what you fucked up.

624
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,080
Yeah, I should have bounced it
and ran into Origin, but they

625
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,400
got the hell out of there so
well.

626
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,200
That's like patting your head
and rubbing your stomach.

627
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,720
Can you run and mouse on a
trampoline at the same time?

628
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,920
Yeah, I just recently come up to
conversation because my buddy,

629
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,760
he was there that night and he's
like, remember that time?

630
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,680
I go, yeah, I remember that time
because sometimes I'm well.

631
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,280
That time you're in things real
quick.

632
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,280
Just take a panel.
I was.

633
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,400
Like we didn't have to get in a
fight that night. 3 dudes just

634
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,000
took off.
Pull your Dick out, fight

635
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,400
people, they'll usually leave.
Yeah, if someone starting shit,

636
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,760
just pull your Dick out, that's
it.

637
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,040
Because you look like you're
crazy.

638
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,600
Like I will bite you.
Yeah, but if you start bouncing

639
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,360
it on your ball sack and you
look even crazier.

640
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,000
Yes.
Well, I didn't think of that at

641
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,280
the time.
But it's also impressive, like,

642
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,560
wow, he can, he can run and
bounce his little Dick off his

643
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,560
test at the same time.
That's coordination.

644
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,960
He's done this before.
I should run.

645
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,560
That's all I come up with.
Everything has been pretty

646
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,840
normal the last couple months,
so nothing was not that I've

647
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,120
witnessed yet, but give it time
that the weather is going to get

648
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:39,920
warm.
It's Florida.

649
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,480
I'll have something soon.
That's The thing is the weather

650
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,280
starts to warm up, then weird
shit really starts to happen.

651
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,080
People start.
People go outside and weird shit

652
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,920
happens outside.
That's why I stay inside.

653
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,280
Yeah, weird shit does happen
outside.

654
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,080
Well, it happens pretty much
everywhere.

655
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,120
We don't since we don't know
what the I'm sure Jen will come

656
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,400
back with some really good
stuff.

657
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,080
I swear to God stories that this
this happened to me and on her

658
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,440
little e-mail sex crew.
So we'll find out more about

659
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,720
that.
I'm so pornography like

660
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,000
pornographic.
Honestly I think if you type

661
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,760
that into Pornhub you'd probably
get something good.

662
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,920
You get a bunch of dudes and a
woman, probably on a in a broom.

663
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,560
Yeah, I guess you're probably
right, but I don't think it

664
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,000
would be that great, but.
Yeah, we're not seeing Jen's

665
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
doing that.
I'm saying that's what we

666
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:30,560
probably find on Pornhub.
Emo car sex, emo beach porn sexy

667
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,680
emo rides no cruise.
Sexy emo rides?

668
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,160
Yeah.
I don't know what that means.

669
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,320
What does that even mean?
I got to get out of here.

670
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,320
Yeah, like don't get distracted.
We got to show to.

671
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,520
Do I?
Was going to say yeah because

672
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,680
you know me and emo and goth
chicks.

673
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,560
Yeah, well, let's let's just
move on and, and, and welcome

674
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,200
our guest today, Arnie states.
Welcome to the show, my Frankie.

675
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,600
What's going on?
How are you?

676
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:55,680
Good.
How are you?

677
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,600
I'm good dude.
Stroke.

678
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,640
I'm digging those Versace
glasses.

679
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,320
Thank you.
Those are those are sharp, my

680
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,240
friend.
Ian, nice to see you my friend.

681
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,000
What's up, man?
How are you buddy?

682
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,680
No complaints, just getting
ready for this winter storm.

683
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,280
Oh.
We we've had it.

684
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,240
Snowmageddon is happening here
in the Metroplex, my friends.

685
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,320
I was going to ask you dude.
So you're, you're where, where

686
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,880
were you located at basically in
Dallas area, right?

687
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,400
Yeah, yeah, we're right outside
Dallas.

688
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,920
We're in Rockwall and and all
the media, they were saying 8

689
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,920
inches of snow by Sunday.
My God, the stores, store

690
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,840
shelves have been cleaned out
completely panic buying.

691
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:40,400
Oh, we've gotten like 2 inches
of snow it it rained on Friday

692
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,280
all day and then that turned
into sleep and that turned into

693
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,440
ice.
And people in the South can't

694
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,880
drive in the ice.
We never have been able to and

695
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,080
never will.
And it's been held.

696
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,640
So I haven't left the house.
I've been inside since Friday.

697
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,600
And that's what you do.
Yeah.

698
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,240
Well, we've got a last year,
Yeah, we got a yeah, we got

699
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,520
sorted in last year, which is
crazy in North Florida, but we

700
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:07,120
got a, we got a pretty big storm
coming through, but no snow, no

701
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,040
snow, but it's going to get into
20s and 30s and that's not cool.

702
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,760
Yeah, we got Tornado watches and
warnings and everything else.

703
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,600
Yeah, this of.
Course.

704
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:18,520
They were saying it was going to
get down to like -7 here, and I

705
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,280
think the lowest is going to be
is 12, which is cold.

706
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,760
Don't get me wrong, that's
fucking cold, but ain't -7 for

707
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,600
God's sake, It's not like we
live in North Dakota.

708
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,720
Wind chill though might be kind
of negative something.

709
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,480
Yeah, well, Wednesday is
supposed to be 60, so we'll

710
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,840
we'll be back to find my life by
then.

711
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,480
Yeah, it's crazy how it works.
So stupid.

712
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:44,040
So Arnie states you got before
we get into really anything and

713
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,480
hanging out and put BS and him
getting caught up, I want to

714
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,960
just get this out of the way and
and throw this up on the screen.

715
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,600
You've got a show coming up at
the Boardwalk.

716
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,920
Yeah.
It's a night of comedy with

717
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,200
Arnie States.
It's happening May 23rd.

718
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,920
Tickets are on sale at
rocktheboardwalk.com.

719
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,600
I'm very excited about this
dude.

720
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,040
I'll tell us a little bit about
the show.

721
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,160
I'm so pumped.
I wrote this show probably 6

722
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,760
months ago because one day and
you, you, you do stand up.

723
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,840
So you know how this is when it
hits you one day and you just

724
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,520
start writing?
You just write.

725
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,440
You just shit and genius.
Yeah, and, and I, I was

726
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,760
completely shit and genius.
Like, like, like, like, I'm

727
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,680
gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna give
a little taste, little taste.

728
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,920
I talked about the sex life of
the Saint Jude kid.

729
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,280
You know, he, oh, it's just
questions.

730
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,440
It's questions, though.
I mean, I mean, it look, hey,

731
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,720
the kids in college now, he made
it good for him.

732
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,440
I mean, you know, one of the
questions I have is, you know,

733
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,520
like Derek Jeter used to give
like an autographed baseball,

734
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:46,200
the chicks that he would nail.
So does this kid give a blanket

735
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,440
to the chicks?
I didn't know he did that.

736
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,880
Well, I don't know if he does or
not.

737
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,600
I mean that that's the question
I have, man.

738
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,640
Like he, yeah, they said he
would, he would hook up with

739
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,760
women and give them like a goat
to go package.

740
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,000
Yeah, I remember that.
Yeah.

741
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,040
Yeah.
Yeah, and I mean, if the Saint

742
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,080
Jude kid is, you know, knocking
down ass left and right at

743
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,560
college because he's in college,
fuck yeah, he should be giving

744
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,840
out thin blankets.
You know, he's got a lifetime

745
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,840
supply of those, man.
Oh, man.

746
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,280
Yeah.
So I, I, my mind works in very,

747
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,040
very strange ways.
And, and when I was sitting here

748
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,600
writing this, I was like, oh,
shit, that might be too far.

749
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,600
And I was like, no, I'll go
ahead and write it.

750
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,160
I'll go ahead and write.
I mean, the the pros and cons of

751
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:33,560
being reincarnated as a dog or
somebody who's retarded that

752
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,760
that could be in there.
I mean, you know, just saying,

753
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,440
just saying.
I am looking forward to this

754
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,480
show.
Oh yeah, it would.

755
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,400
Be fucking great.
Yeah.

756
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,480
Holy shit, that's going to be
funny as hell.

757
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,960
Yeah.
So that's happening May 23rd.

758
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,160
That's a Memorial Day weekend.
So if they're all a Reno people

759
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,760
that are listening right now,
you got to get your asses down

760
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,800
and come on down and hang out.
It'll be good weather, hopefully

761
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,160
the the pass will be there.
And I'm just letting you know

762
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,040
this is breaking on your show
right now.

763
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,120
I am going to film it and I'm
going to put it up on my only

764
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,640
fans.
So if I have like, if I have

765
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:08,080
like somebody who's like you
guys in Florida that that can't

766
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,800
make the show, they can watch
the show for a nominal fee, of

767
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:14,159
course, but I'm not naked.
That that's the one caveat.

768
00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:18,480
I'm not naked.
Well, I'm there with that, Yeah.

769
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,440
Then I'd have to see you naked
in real life.

770
00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:22,600
Yeah, I wanted.
To do stand up naked, that would

771
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,239
be fun.
Well, I I've done it in a mesh

772
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,159
overall, I've done it in mesh
overalls.

773
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,520
That's about the closest I've
ever been and and I still have

774
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,600
the mesh overalls and yes, they
still fit.

775
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,080
You can.
I've always wanted to do like I

776
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,239
don't.
I don't know if I would be

777
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:41,679
naked, but I knew a couple
people that worked at the, the,

778
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,639
the, the nude resort outside of
Sacramento.

779
00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:47,120
And they have, they have their
own little club there that they

780
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,159
have karaoke and all that.
And I was like, I would, what

781
00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:52,639
would it be like to do?
Stand up in front of a bunch of

782
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:55,600
naked people.
Wait, was it nude karaoke?

783
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,960
I mean, but, but you got to
remember that, that those places

784
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,920
are frequented by people that
look like me.

785
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,640
It it ain't, you know it, it
ain't going to be a bunch of hot

786
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,080
chicks, ain't going to be a
bunch of, you know, Ken models

787
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,520
there.
They're going to be a bunch of

788
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,960
fat dudes with tiny wieners that
are looking for hot chicks.

789
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,120
That's it.
That is it.

790
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,080
I mean, that's pretty much what
I figured.

791
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,840
That's what he has been to the
one in Sacramento a few times,

792
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,080
so he knows what it's like.
Yeah.

793
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,440
It's weird, he's an explorer.
Yeah.

794
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,160
I'm I'm more of an observer of
the human condition.

795
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,840
Attaboy, That's what I like to
hear.

796
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,120
There you go.
And you always have to do it for

797
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,320
the story.
You have to do it for the story.

798
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,560
A friend of mine, he's got a
video and he was telling people

799
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:38,960
one night and they were saying
you're lying.

800
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,960
And he showed the video.
They had a rental car and a

801
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:46,560
rental car of a an Astro van.
And they snuck onto the Kentucky

802
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,680
Motor Speedway under
construction, and they did an

803
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:55,800
entire lap in an Astro van.
I mean, because you have to do

804
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,840
it for the story.
I mean, you know you.

805
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:02,840
Do it for the gram Crazy.
Yeah, Oh yeah, the gram.

806
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,200
Do it for the gram.
I don't even care about like the

807
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,400
gram.
I take pictures.

808
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,160
So when when I when I went
because they were fans of the

809
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,200
show and they reached out to us
and they're like, let's send Ian

810
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,560
down to the Newton resort.
I only took pictures there so I

811
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,760
can be like see I went.
Yeah, you have to.

812
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,520
Yeah, because I didn't think
they would believe me because I

813
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,080
I went on my own.
So I had to take.

814
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,720
I had to document the fact that
I actually did show up.

815
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,320
But you went more than once,
didn't you?

816
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,680
Well yeah, because they kept
inviting me to shit.

817
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:35,840
I mean.
Basically because like, I didn't

818
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,520
have to pay for anything.
The the, the, the, the, the

819
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,400
manager would always give me
free beer and stuff.

820
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,320
And what's funny is I never took
my Dick out.

821
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,840
You could, I walked around and I
took my shirt off one time.

822
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,400
I felt weird.
I'm like, I could just put my

823
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,360
shirt back on because now I feel
like I'm half assing it without.

824
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,440
You can pull your Dick out.
If you're going to do it, you

825
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,440
might as well go all in.
You remember a few years back

826
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:59,120
this a long time ago, back when
I was with the two idiots in the

827
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:03,320
afternoon before you guys
replaced us perfectly and and

828
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,320
did a much better job except my
part.

829
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,440
But but there was a law in
Sacramento that you could walk

830
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,960
in the on the sidewalk in
downtown naked and we pitched

831
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,640
it.
I was going to walk this.

832
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,280
I was going to walk the sidewalk
in downtown Sacramento.

833
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,120
Naked and ugly shirt.
Wouldn't let me do it.

834
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:23,400
No.
Are you serious?

835
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,400
Yeah.
He wouldn't let me do it.

836
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,000
Man, what a man.
Man, God, and he's usually all

837
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,440
about that kind of stuff.
I remember one time we didn't

838
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,120
didn't even went out and like
and got some what was the

839
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,200
toenail thing?
What was that?

840
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,640
Homeless, homeless toenails.
Homeless toenails.

841
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,760
First of all, he.
He threw a shit fit about that.

842
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,520
He was very mad about that.
That's.

843
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,480
First, not there.
Just because we yeah, just

844
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,640
because we were like, we were
recording people without their

845
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,000
permission.
And it then it.

846
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,480
That, that, that was all he did.
Ian fucked all that up.

847
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,960
We knew.
I knew better than that.

848
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:55,200
I really like there's a picture
recently and somebody asking is

849
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,080
this Arnie where I was dressed
up like Cupid in front of the in

850
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:02,280
and out over on Madison.
And I remember doing it and I

851
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,000
wanted to wear a diaper, but the
station lawyers wouldn't let me

852
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,920
wear a diaper.
And I hadn't.

853
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,880
I had a bow, but I couldn't have
any arrows.

854
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:15,160
Oh, it was it was the dumb and
and and you know, as you call

855
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,160
him Peterman.
Peterman didn't have a problem

856
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,960
with it.
It was the station lawyers.

857
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,200
They were like, no, you can't
have any projectiles.

858
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,320
I go I'm not going to shoot them
at cars.

859
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,640
It's a fucking.
It's been like even if you like,

860
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,760
if you if you have arrows A
there'd be no tip and don't put

861
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,920
the string on it.
Right.

862
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,640
Exactly.
You just, you just go woo woo,

863
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,960
you know, you look like an
idiot.

864
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,480
And that's what I did.
And that's why, that's why

865
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,280
radio's with the shit you got.
Too many damn attorneys worried

866
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,680
about every fucking angle to
anything to be sued over that

867
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,080
was.
True, and you know what's so

868
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,480
funny is that we I did a lot of
those, you know, quote UN quote

869
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:53,840
wacky stunts working with those
two idiots and it worked.

870
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:58,240
It took us to #1 I dressed up
like a Turkey and gave away

871
00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:01,640
Turkey pot pies the day before
Thanksgiving.

872
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,440
And, and here's the thing, those
two never ever came out.

873
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,240
Those two never showed up at one
of those events.

874
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,000
And I was like, you guys just
don't get it.

875
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,840
And they're like, we, we just
don't want to look stupid.

876
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,440
I'm like, you have to look
stupid if you want to be #1.

877
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,520
Ian used to go out and do that
shit for us all the fucking

878
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,360
time.
Like he he was always on the

879
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,200
street for us and we always try
to do videos and get out and and

880
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,200
just do weird things and be
somewhere.

881
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,680
Like when we go to the we'd go
to stroke and Larry, they played

882
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,680
on the softball team.
And so Ian and I would go there

883
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,760
and get fucking hammered and
record that while they.

884
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,920
Were fucking playing and we'd be
yelling at the.

885
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,880
Teams and just stupid shit, but
it'd be a fun video.

886
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,400
It matters.
It makes a difference it.

887
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,720
All works.
It all works, you know, but.

888
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,480
Nobody does anything like that
in radio now.

889
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,960
Radio is is a total joke.
You can't.

890
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:48,640
Well, you can't.
You're right.

891
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,240
You can't do anything like that.
I see.

892
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,040
You know, I try to watch or not
watch.

893
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,360
I try to listen to some of the
radio that is on at least in

894
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:55,680
Sacramento.
And it's like the country

895
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,520
station that that Joe Guy's on
now.

896
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:04,520
He's laughing a hill.
I don't even.

897
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,160
Know that guy?
Apparently we tickled something.

898
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,640
I'm just laughing at already
laughing.

899
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,680
Oh.
First of all, he hates country

900
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:11,600
music.
I know.

901
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,600
Secondly, he's not good enough
to do mornings.

902
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,320
I'll say it I'm not afraid.
He's not good enough to do

903
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,280
mornings.
He never has been and he never

904
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,480
will be.
You know, he's like the third

905
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,400
chair over there, isn't he?
Yeah, he's like.

906
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,760
Yeah, it's like the third chair
I.

907
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:28,280
I and to be the third chair on
that show, could that show like.

908
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,920
I don't have a problem with with
Cody and the and the guy, like

909
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,560
they're fighting people.
I just feel like it's just a

910
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:37,280
really nice like family friendly
show which is definitely not.

911
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,440
Something I'd want to.
It's really boring.

912
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,480
Yeah.
Yellow teeth trying to add to

913
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,560
it.
And his vast knowledge of

914
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:48,040
country music.
Oh, Jesus.

915
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,280
It's painful.
Painful.

916
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,800
Tell us how you really.
Yeah.

917
00:40:55,640 --> 00:41:00,840
But then the other guy that he
was with, bro, bro, bro, that

918
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,680
guy, he's just going to continue
to do a podcast by himself, I

919
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,240
guess.
Oh, is it just going to be

920
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:09,680
called Angry short guy?
I don't know, but it's just you

921
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,480
can't be called the The Dog and
Joe podcast because I don't.

922
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,840
Is this just the dog the dog
cast or something?

923
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:19,200
Yeah, that's why you, that's why
you negotiate your contract and

924
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,520
say I'm still going to do my
podcast and then there you go.

925
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,800
Like the company I work for is a
major company.

926
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,400
They don't give a shit.
Nobody should.

927
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,840
Come on, do you think that that
guy is at your intellectual

928
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:34,720
lever, Mr. Masters degree?
I mean, seriously, come on now.

929
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,480
No, it's true.
I guess not.

930
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,880
You have, you have, you have to,
you have to have an attorney

931
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:44,200
review the contract and look it
over and find what the hell

932
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,320
they're trying to fuck you and
you find how you can fuck them.

933
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,480
That's the way you do it.
I had a contract years ago,

934
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,720
wasn't an Odyssey, but I went
back and scanned it and rewrote

935
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,800
some things about giving my
notice and stuff.

936
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:59,240
I changed like couple words.
Nobody knew a fucking thing.

937
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:02,040
It looked exactly the same, same
amount of pages.

938
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,200
So.
Stupid.

939
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,200
It's radio people though,
because they're going to look at

940
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:06,880
it.
He signed it.

941
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,880
And I mean, thinking with with
Joe is the same thing.

942
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,720
He probably barely even write
his contract.

943
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,720
It was just like, it's a job
I'll take.

944
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:16,720
Whatever you get and look, look,
kudos to him for getting a job

945
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:19,400
for for not having to resort to
just being a podcaster.

946
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,400
But I tell you this, I I've been
asked, but but I've been asked

947
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,480
this number of times.
I would never go back to radio

948
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,520
Good.
Hey, kudos to people that are in

949
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,400
radio.
It's too hard.

950
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,440
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't.

951
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,440
I couldn't be me and it
wouldn't, it wouldn't be

952
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,800
genuine.
Yeah, it it, it would be way too

953
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,040
hard for me.
I'd get I'd get fired in in a

954
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:41,960
week.
Well, Stroke has a full time

955
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,520
morning show.
I do full insurance on a station

956
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,560
in Connecticut, which I will be
doing because I got the storm.

957
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,200
Half the people can't even make
it in this week.

958
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,680
So now I got to fucking do a
bunch of shit.

959
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,000
But that's fine, I'm not
complaining.

960
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,560
I enjoy that in that at least.
And I do imaging and stuff, so

961
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,040
it keeps me sort of in the radio
industry.

962
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,440
I'm just going to add there,
I'll, oh, sorry to interrupt.

963
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,760
I'm, I'm just going to add at
some point, I will not be doing

964
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:07,520
radio because I plan on doing an
exit eventually because the

965
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,880
podcast podcast keep me happy to
be honest with you and working

966
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,280
what I've worked for, my degree
for, I'm just as happy.

967
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,840
I, I, I love doing my podcast.
I love being free to come up

968
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,600
with stuff and, and, and do all
kinds of stuff.

969
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:24,080
It's just, it's, it's kind of
like what I was doing on the

970
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,880
morning show minus the curse
words, because we had we had

971
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,880
creative control over that show.
And when you have creative

972
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:34,560
control, you know, as long as
you don't get fined or you don't

973
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,520
get arrested on the air, you're
good to go.

974
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,440
You don't.
You don't poison somebody with

975
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,320
too much water.
For for.

976
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:44,480
Oh my God.
For people who don't know, where

977
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:48,080
can they find your podcast?
Arniearnieradio.com.

978
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,600
Yeah, just go to arnieradio.com
and it's right there.

979
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:52,080
Bam.
That's the easiest way.

980
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:56,920
So we, I know, I, I know we've
talked about this on our show

981
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,840
and said that we're working,
we're, we're not going to bring

982
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,800
this up anymore, but I kind of
have to, I have to bring up like

983
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,280
sort of these updates that we've
been seeing with your old radio

984
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:09,600
show, a lot of trauma, traumatic
shit going on over there.

985
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,720
Do you have any insight or any
inside information on some of

986
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:14,680
the things that were happened?
I know you and I talked a little

987
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,360
bit the other day and you
mentioned that.

988
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,960
Is he possibly having a
conversation with somebody?

989
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,560
I don't want to.
I don't want stuff on your toes

990
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:26,320
or something to say.
I like last a week ago last

991
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,160
night, I was sitting there
watching TV and I was thinking

992
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,920
about my dad a lot.
And my dad was in a A for 35

993
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,640
years before he passed away.
And I'm coming up on my 29th

994
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:40,960
birthday in a A and it's worked
for me And, and, and I don't, I

995
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,640
don't push it on people.
I just say it's worked for me.

996
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:49,480
And all of a sudden, I just had
this epiphany and I reached out

997
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,040
to what do you call him, a good
shirt?

998
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:55,600
Oh yeah, yeah, it's a Peterman.
Yeah, I, I reached out to

999
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,320
Peterman.
I said, hey, can I have his

1000
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,600
number?
And he said, hold on a second.

1001
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:05,040
And he reached out and, and
Scab, as we call him here, that

1002
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:09,720
which is short for cunt scab.
He he said, he said, yes, he can

1003
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,800
have my number.
So he gave me the number and,

1004
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,200
and said, you know, I want you
to record this for the show.

1005
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:17,720
You know, Peterman said, don't
record.

1006
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:19,520
I was like, this has nothing to
do with the show.

1007
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:23,480
And I, I will tell you guys and
I've told my audience this, this

1008
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,440
conversation that I was going to
have with him was not going to

1009
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,840
be a pleasant one for him.
It wasn't going to deal with the

1010
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,280
issues that I have with him
because he's done things to me

1011
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:36,600
that I will never forgive ever,
ever.

1012
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,080
And, and there's just no way I
can.

1013
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:44,400
My aim to talk to him was to
tell him to get fucking help, to

1014
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:48,280
get the help that he needs
because his mother who is a a

1015
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,720
wonderful woman, she is a a
great lady.

1016
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:56,240
Even though she bored him, she
doesn't deserve to bury him.

1017
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:00,600
No parent wants to bury their
child and and she doesn't

1018
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,520
deserve that.
And I would say I'm not doing

1019
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,280
this for that fat fucking pig.
You know, Oink, that's what we

1020
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,840
call the girl from the show over
there.

1021
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,160
I don't give a fuck about her.
I don't.

1022
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,920
And I would tell Scott, because
I was just recently asked this

1023
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:17,720
on my show, how would you really
feel if you found out that he

1024
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:20,360
died?
And I said I wouldn't give two

1025
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,880
shits.
I really wouldn't.

1026
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,800
And it hasn't changed.
And I would tell him that I

1027
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,760
would say I don't care if you
die or not.

1028
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:31,280
I care about you hurting this
person and this other person.

1029
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,880
And that was what the phone call
is going to be.

1030
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:39,440
So I called him three times that
night back-to-back to back, and

1031
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,040
he never answered.
He sent me this really long text

1032
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,600
about how he has to be in the
mentally right place and this

1033
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:45,760
and that and this and that.
OK.

1034
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,440
I was like, OK, I understand
whatever, you know, we hadn't

1035
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,000
talked in over, you know, almost
11 years.

1036
00:46:51,960 --> 00:47:01,000
So he texted me on Sunday and
said, hey, it's looking like

1037
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,040
Wednesday's going to be a great
day tomorrow.

1038
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:06,200
I got a doctor's appointment and
then I'm trading her car in.

1039
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,280
Like, wow, you didn't wait very
long for that, did you?

1040
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,680
And I was like, OK, sounds good.
So Wednesday I.

1041
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:16,280
And he says as long as you're
available.

1042
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:20,320
I said I'm available at noon my
time, 10:00 your time.

1043
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:23,520
I am still waiting to hear from
you.

1044
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:24,680
Oh.
Man.

1045
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,680
Well, you could look back even
if you never have that

1046
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:33,280
conversation and you cared about
a, a, a person, not the way he

1047
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,520
treated you.
So you can live with yourself.

1048
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,760
I've even said that before too.
I hope as a person he gets the

1049
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,440
shit together.
But as an individual that we've

1050
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,360
had to deal with on our side,
nothing like you had.

1051
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:49,040
Not a great person.
So if he sobers up and gets to

1052
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,160
where he's at, maybe he can in
his last part of his life, he

1053
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:55,080
can be a better person.
But that's up to him to decide.

1054
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,480
You can't make somebody change.
No, no.

1055
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,840
And, and that was my whole thing
is that I, you know, I, I didn't

1056
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,960
tell my audience about it until
Friday this week, which means I,

1057
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:09,560
I had the whole week and, and I
said, look, I've done all that I

1058
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:10,800
can do.
And people were like, have you

1059
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,560
tried calling his mom?
I'm like, I'm not going to call

1060
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,560
his mom.
This is in between his mom and

1061
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,480
I.
This is between he and I This

1062
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,520
these are things that I have to
tell him.

1063
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,000
And I haven't heard from him.
And I, I really don't.

1064
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:27,280
I, I don't really care if I do.
Yeah, I, and if I don't, you

1065
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,320
know what?
I, I, I put it this way in my

1066
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,480
own head, my dad was a better
man than both he and I combined.

1067
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:36,320
And he would have done this a
long time ago with him.

1068
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,840
He would have called him, he
would have reached out on his

1069
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,400
own.
So I, I, I, I channeled a little

1070
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,040
bit of my dad, which is a big
thing for me.

1071
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:47,280
And that's why I did it.
That that's the, the reason why

1072
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,400
I did it, because my dad spoke
to me one night and said, call

1073
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,000
him up, tell him he needs help.
And I tried.

1074
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,440
He's.
Got a heart I know I didn't.

1075
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,480
I didn't realize I had.
No, yeah.

1076
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,960
Hey, come to my show May 23rd
and you'll find out how much of

1077
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:03,240
that heart I don't have.
I mean.

1078
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,440
Working on himself.
Yeah, I I'm going to be talking

1079
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,040
about the donkey show too.
So I mean, you know.

1080
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,480
God, Oh, my God.
Yeah.

1081
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,720
You're, you're a much bigger
person than I am.

1082
00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:14,960
I don't know that I ever would
have reached out to him in any

1083
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,320
way.
And then we have said on the

1084
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,240
show, like Stroke said, you
know, we we don't like the guy,

1085
00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:22,280
but we don't want him to die,
you know, we want him to get the

1086
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,800
help that he needs to get.
But you know, other than that.

1087
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:28,200
Yeah, it was just, it was one of
those things that I felt the

1088
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:29,520
need to do it.
I did it.

1089
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,880
And OK, I mean, there was 1
little selfish thing, I'll tell

1090
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,880
you the selfish thing.
And I, I chuckled about this to

1091
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:41,920
myself, that if I was the one
that got him sober, do you know

1092
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,840
how much I would hold that over
his head?

1093
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:49,160
I mean, I, I made his career for
him and I got him sober.

1094
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:52,840
My God.
I mean just fucking fit me for

1095
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:56,760
sainthood already, God almighty.
I know you're going to get like

1096
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,080
a you got a special trailer in
heaven, maybe.

1097
00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:02,160
Man, hey, you know what?
Here's the deal.

1098
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:06,360
My trailer in heaven is because
I saved minorities at a water

1099
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,240
park, and that's a big deal.
You know when you're a lifeguard

1100
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,480
and you save people?
I save people's lives.

1101
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:16,960
Come on now.
As a 1% black man.

1102
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:18,600
Shut the fuck.
Up.

1103
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,240
Oh, yeah.
Don't forget you have a black

1104
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:21,360
man.
We have a black man on the show.

1105
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:22,280
Hey.
I would have saved you.

1106
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,400
That was my job.
I would have saved you.

1107
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,400
Thank you. 1% All right, well,
I'm glad to hear that you've

1108
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,480
sort of made, I don't want to
say you made peace, but kind of

1109
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,440
it feels like you made peace
with all the bullshit.

1110
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:35,000
And you're ready to make
attempted to make.

1111
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,760
Peace with yourself.
Like I said, I he's never going

1112
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:42,120
to be forgiven.
Peace just be like get your shit

1113
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,200
together and and continue to
fuck off.

1114
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,840
Yeah, pretty much, yeah.
Don't ever contact me.

1115
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,040
No, you can't be on my show.
My show is too good for you.

1116
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,840
Well, I supposedly they were
working on big things and there

1117
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,800
was going to be this huge,
massive comeback and the world

1118
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,120
ain't ready for what we're
bringing.

1119
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,360
Right he, he and the balloon
fucker, right?

1120
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,120
Yeah, that fuck.
Alleged rapist.

1121
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:04,080
Alleged.
Alleged, Yeah.

1122
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,040
What a what a show that would
have been.

1123
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,280
I can't even imagine.
You want to go back to drinking

1124
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:10,560
hell out my.
Drinking.

1125
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,600
Fuck like what is?
That beer now?

1126
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,720
I ask myself.
Crack went open.

1127
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:20,320
All right, so that's cool.
Get all caught up and and that's

1128
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,520
what's going on in your world.
And you got the show happening

1129
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,120
May 23rd.
There's this bit that we like to

1130
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,120
do on our show.
Actually, we we've been throwing

1131
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,360
it around a whole bunch of times
and we finally did it last week

1132
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,600
and it's called What Happened in
Your Town?

1133
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,600
And we all just sort of bring a
story about something that

1134
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,760
happened in our town and talk
about how fucked up it was or

1135
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,400
weird or whatever.
Do you want to play along?

1136
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,040
You want.
To tell us.

1137
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,280
Something that's going on in
your town?

1138
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,640
Well, we'll let our guests go
first.

1139
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,360
You're more than welcome to to
kick this off for.

1140
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,880
Us all right so I I live in the
great state of Texas right and

1141
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,560
what is king here?
High school football, High

1142
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,880
school football is huge.
I mean, it is the thing.

1143
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:01,000
And there's a town that's
neighboring to mine.

1144
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,760
So it's not necessarily my town,
but it's neighboring to mine.

1145
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:06,680
And it's been a big story for
the last month or two.

1146
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:13,480
The town is called Slime C Line
Saline, Texas, the head football

1147
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:15,040
coach there.
If your football team is any

1148
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,080
good, all the credit goes to the
head coach.

1149
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,840
Not to the genetics, not to the
water in that area.

1150
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:23,000
It's all the head coach.
Well, this head coach has been

1151
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:28,920
there for 33 years, so I mean
that that's a long tenure for

1152
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:32,120
high school football.
Well, in the day and age of

1153
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:36,200
nepotism, it seems that his son
also wanted to get into the

1154
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:40,320
ranks of coaching.
Unbeknownst to his daddy though,

1155
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:44,840
allegedly his son had kind of a
kink.

1156
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:50,440
Yeah, yeah.
He installed cameras in the boys

1157
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,040
locker room and bathroom.
Oh my God.

1158
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:59,480
Yeah, and was caught with lots
and lots of photographs of nude

1159
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:05,400
boys and some sexualized,
compromising positions in there.

1160
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:10,200
He's been arrested and the head
coach, who's been there for 33

1161
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,200
years, up and resigned out of
nowhere.

1162
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:20,040
Yeah, like that's, that's your
name, Yeah, that he's fucking

1163
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,200
with.
Yeah, yeah.

1164
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,840
So that that that's been a big
story around here.

1165
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:28,880
That's sad too, a man who's his
ass off and find out your son's

1166
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,440
a fucking creep and has no idea.
Yeah.

1167
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,480
Now can I give you one small
one, a personal one of mine That

1168
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,240
that that was a story from a
long time ago, but it has to do

1169
00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:40,840
with where I went to school.
So I went to South Garland High

1170
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:44,240
School and I graduated back in
the late 1900s.

1171
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,440
Nineteen 90 is when I graduated.
That's.

1172
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:48,480
When I was born.
Well, thank you.

1173
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,320
I appreciate that.
Doesn't make me feel old.

1174
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:54,360
Yeah.
So recently, four years ago,

1175
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,560
they switched the mascot.
They're now the S Garland

1176
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,880
Titans.
And they're so stupid there that

1177
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,080
the Titan is actually in a
Spartan outfit.

1178
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:08,280
I can't make this up.
Yeah, You see, when I went to

1179
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,320
school there, we were the S
Garland colonels.

1180
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:18,520
And in our cafeteria, we had
this gigantic mural painted of a

1181
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,240
southern plantation.
Oh no.

1182
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,560
Yes, all sorts of fields and
things like that.

1183
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:28,640
No workers in the field though.
But our fight song was Dixie,

1184
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:34,640
and I kid you not, our mascot
would be a senior every year and

1185
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:38,000
he would lead the football team
on the field in a Confederate

1186
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:42,640
Gray uniform.
And yes, he had the flag.

1187
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:43,480
Oh.
My.

1188
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:47,520
God.
My senior year, the fella's name

1189
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,440
was Popcorn Nehemiah McCain, a
black fella.

1190
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,640
That's right.
There's nothing like seeing a

1191
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:58,680
black guy in a Confederate
uniform flying the Confederate

1192
00:54:58,680 --> 00:54:59,240
flag.
Hey.

1193
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:02,080
Man, I like it.
Oh, it was fucking gold.

1194
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,520
But now they're the the Titans.
They could have been the

1195
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:06,840
Chupacabras, but nobody wanted
that one.

1196
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:11,680
I want that, yeah.
So there you go there, there's

1197
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:14,120
my 2 quick little ones there.
Those are pretty good.

1198
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,280
Let me ask you this question is
in Texas, and I know I've heard

1199
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,440
a lot about how much people
really love high school

1200
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:20,120
football.
Is it?

1201
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,560
Is it bigger than college
football in people's minds?

1202
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:29,560
Some areas, yes, but no, I mean
with with with how good Texas

1203
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,640
college football did last year,
and I won't dive into a lot of

1204
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:35,400
sports, but Texas had a lot of
great college football teams

1205
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,400
last year.
So it was a big year for

1206
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,680
college.
But Friday nights are owned like

1207
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:44,080
when when the Rangers are doing
well in baseball.

1208
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:47,360
You can tell that first Friday
night of the football season

1209
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:51,360
because the attendance is about
13,000 and 40,000 Seat Stadium

1210
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,520
because everybody goes to the
game.

1211
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:59,200
I took my wife to a game here in
Rockwall and there were there

1212
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:02,680
were 12,000 people there and
that was, it wasn't even a

1213
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,960
rivalry game, but but there were
12,000 people there and there's

1214
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:11,080
stadiums here that hold 25,000.
The the state champs Allen, they

1215
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:14,800
have a 25,000 seat seat stadium.
Their press box is higher than a

1216
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,680
lot of colleges.
It's crazy the show was based on

1217
00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:20,240
the Friday Night Lights, was
based off of the fucking Texas

1218
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,920
high school football.
Odessa and Permia, well, that,

1219
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,520
that's where they play hard out
there.

1220
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:25,760
You don't want to mess with
them, boys.

1221
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,680
No.
No, but there you go.

1222
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:30,600
That that.
That's my two cents there.

1223
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,280
OK, well, now I know.
I was just curious because here

1224
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,240
it's like, OK, football teams
are playing.

1225
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,120
Unless your kids in there or
your kid goes that school and

1226
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,200
wants you to go, you don't.
Nobody really goes.

1227
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,800
I isn't it bigger down like in
the Miami area in the high

1228
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:47,080
school, bigger down there?
Yeah, they got great, great

1229
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,040
players in South Florida.
It's big here in Rockland.

1230
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,320
I will say that the Whitney High
School in Rockland High,

1231
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:55,080
Rockland High, those two high
schools here, they're they take

1232
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:57,360
that shit very serious.
They got a really nice stadium

1233
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:58,960
at 1 high School and they do
some serious.

1234
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,000
I mean, it's probably a few
thousand, probably like 5-10

1235
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,560
thousand people, but I mean,
that's pretty cool.

1236
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:06,800
Friend of mine, his son, his son
went to a school in Austin that

1237
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,440
wasn't the biggest schools but
they were the second biggest

1238
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:11,360
schools.
Like the 5A, not 6A.

1239
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:15,640
They won state like 4 years in a
row and they had a $5,000,000

1240
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:19,960
deal with Under Armour, meaning
everything they had was Under

1241
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,880
Armour.
Oh damn.

1242
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,920
Yeah, it was pretty damn cool.
I wish I would have had that in

1243
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,080
high school.
I still wouldn't have played

1244
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:31,160
sports.
I went to the games, though.

1245
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:32,320
I did.
I had fun.

1246
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,360
That was a good time.
All right, so that's

1247
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,040
interesting.
That's what's going on in Texas.

1248
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,400
Who wants to go next, Okean,
when you guys want to tell us

1249
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,160
I'm going to go.
After Ian, because I want to see

1250
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,240
if he pulls up the story of of
where he lives.

1251
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,920
I mean, really, it's my
hometown, but I'm going to pick

1252
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:46,240
where I live now.
But I want to see if he picked

1253
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,760
the story of the week that stood
out to me the most in his town.

1254
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:54,000
A Panama City woman was arrested
on Monday after she allegedly

1255
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,200
poisoned her roommate spaghetti
with cleaning solutions.

1256
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:02,840
That is a great Hollywood.
Cleaning solution.

1257
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,320
Yeah.
Oh God.

1258
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:08,240
She's the woman's 63, by the
way.

1259
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:12,160
She added bleach or peroxide to
leftover spaghetti that was set

1260
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:17,040
out for her roommate.
Yeah, that's, that's that's that

1261
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:19,760
was the only story this week in
Bedmore City worth a damn.

1262
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:26,240
Like Courtney and Love and like,
you know, older and you know,

1263
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,960
and she look, you can understand
why somebody would want to eat a

1264
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:32,360
shotgun now.
Now just real quick, wouldn't

1265
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,640
you smell the bleach?
I mean if she poured bleach on

1266
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:38,360
the spaghetti?
Unless you know the meth has has

1267
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:40,320
done that much damage to your
nostrils.

1268
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:41,960
I mean powder.
Bleach.

1269
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,400
What about powder bleach?
That's the that could probably

1270
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,480
do.
It Yeah, that can do it.

1271
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:47,720
It looks like Parmesan cheese.
Exactly.

1272
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:49,680
That's good point.
Good call.

1273
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:53,720
I pulled the police report
because Florida's public records

1274
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:57,040
are so easy and I wanted to read
more about this.

1275
00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:01,480
And the guy got into four bites,
4 bites and, and then they, even

1276
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,720
the officers go, it doesn't look
right when they got there

1277
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,800
because all the solution was at
the bottom.

1278
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:08,800
So he got in four bites before
he's like, you know what, this

1279
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,760
she warmed it up for him.
I want to know what their fight

1280
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,720
was about.
Not that it was justified, but I

1281
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:16,080
want to know what there's.
There was details left out of

1282
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,960
the police report.
They were just roommates.

1283
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:21,080
They weren't like lovers it.
Just says roommate.

1284
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:24,400
You got you, by the way.
You guys are home to the

1285
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,640
greatest sheriff in the world.
Oh.

1286
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:28,840
Yeah.
Oh, I love him.

1287
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:30,720
I played him every day last
week.

1288
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:33,480
I had his morning briefing on
every day last week.

1289
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:37,080
That guy is a national treasure.
Yeah, he's pretty great.

1290
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,720
Yeah, the one here in Walton
County is pretty good too.

1291
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,880
He'll tell you.
We'd rather you just shoot him

1292
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,920
if they break in your house
because we don't want to go look

1293
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:47,760
for him.
I wish they would say that shit

1294
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:48,960
here in California man.
Oh.

1295
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,280
My God, they're.
Like don't ever pull your gun

1296
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,600
out, don't do anything.
Let them kill you or you're

1297
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:55,840
going to jail.
Did you see what candidate told

1298
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,680
their residents about two months
ago?

1299
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:00,240
No what?
If somebody breaks into your

1300
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:02,600
house, just let them fucking
ransack it.

1301
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,840
It's not worth the trouble.
It's just stuff.

1302
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:09,840
I get out of here dude.
Yeah, I'm going to cut your head

1303
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,800
off.
I got a big old booey knife and,

1304
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,640
and and a friend of mine just
sent me a machete.

1305
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,200
I got to get sharpened.
I want people to break in.

1306
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:17,320
Me too.
Yeah.

1307
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,400
I want to like have that blood
stain on the wall so I can

1308
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:20,840
invite people over and go look
at that.

1309
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,600
Check out what I did.
Can I have his head around?

1310
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:27,040
Can I have his head mounted to
the wall like a fucking deer?

1311
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:30,840
Oh.
Shit, these are my trophies,

1312
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,440
officers.
You can't take these for

1313
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,880
evidence.
No, we appreciate what you did.

1314
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,000
That's what they'd say around
here.

1315
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,560
Yeah, good job to save.
Saved us some work.

1316
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:39,920
Yeah, exactly.
That's pretty.

1317
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,680
Good.
Well, last week I told you where

1318
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,360
I, where I'm at, where the
station's at.

1319
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,480
I've been to Destin, Fort Walton
Beach area.

1320
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:48,160
That's where I live, not my
hometown, but that's where I, I

1321
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:52,440
work and then and then live at.
And there was Feng Wang.

1322
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,240
Do you remember Feng Wang?
Oh yeah, I do.

1323
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:55,720
I remember Feng Wang the name
was.

1324
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:59,360
Feng Wang was shitting doors,
police officers as they went in

1325
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:02,520
the health inspector.
So they got her at the massage

1326
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:04,520
parlor.
No.

1327
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,360
Yeah.
No, a massage parlor.

1328
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:12,040
Somebody named Fang Wang.
That's crazy.

1329
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,880
Police officers.
Now we have another massage

1330
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:18,440
parlor in Fort Walton Beach
that's in the news this time.

1331
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:22,480
Now it's a 44 year old woman
which is not supposed to be in

1332
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,400
the country.
This is what it says it it they,

1333
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:29,480
the, the, they said she's being
detained for ICE anyway, when

1334
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:32,720
they, when they went there,
she's an unlicensed massage work

1335
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,960
and she was charged with that in
prostitution.

1336
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,320
Now, according to the Police
Department, they said they

1337
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:40,480
responded to the Department of
Health investigator reported

1338
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:42,800
observing what appeared to be
sexual activity during the

1339
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,560
inspection inside one of the
rooms.

1340
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,600
And I got this right 'cause I
double checked it.

1341
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:52,560
Officers found a nude man who
told police he had been offered

1342
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:56,280
money for sex.
No man offered.

1343
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,520
No man in the mystery of ever
has ever paid.

1344
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:01,400
Him to suck his Dick.
Oh my God.

1345
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:05,040
I like how the the inspector
watched it.

1346
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:10,800
He's like taking notes.
All right, He's she's stroking

1347
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,160
his shaft.
It's going up and down here.

1348
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:14,760
I need to write this in my
report.

1349
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:17,480
You kick the fucking door in and
go freeze.

1350
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,640
You know, I mean they just.
Let them do what they're going

1351
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:21,960
to do.
They're grown adults.

1352
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:24,520
You want to do you want a little
money exchange for a little

1353
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:26,000
handy here and there?
Whatever.

1354
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:29,280
I can't believe that these
massage parlors are offering

1355
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:30,040
sex.
This.

1356
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:32,240
This is crazy.
I've never heard of that

1357
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:33,920
especially.
An unlicensed one I.

1358
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,600
Right.
I mean, seriously, I mean go to

1359
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,600
the license plate, think about
how much better it would be.

1360
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,480
Seriously, both of those two
stories in the last two weeks.

1361
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:45,040
I don't think this would be
shocking, but they were Asians.

1362
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:48,760
Asians seem to like do a little
sucky sucky man.

1363
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:51,200
I've never heard of one paying
somebody to suck his Dick in a

1364
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,280
massage parlor.
So.

1365
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:56,240
Yeah, I got, I got to side with
Ian on this.

1366
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,840
No man has ever been offered
that, hey, I'm going to give you

1367
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:03,120
$20 if I can suck your Dick.
And by the way, no man is ever

1368
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,680
going to turn that down because
it's $20.

1369
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:08,320
But.
Unless it's another guy.

1370
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:10,280
What is it?
They say $20 is $20.

1371
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:13,360
I mean, yeah, if it's another.
Guy, then, yeah, but if it's a

1372
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:16,280
chick Asian, maybe you got a
little bit of the yellow fever.

1373
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:18,640
I don't know.
I don't know where your kink is.

1374
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:20,560
Shit, I'm going to do some role
play tonight.

1375
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:22,280
I'm like, hey, will you try to
give me some money?

1376
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:25,920
By the way, Asian massage
parlor.

1377
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:27,760
Congratulations on getting
married.

1378
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:29,800
Yeah, thank you.
That's awesome, man.

1379
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:31,920
Congratulations.
Man, you missed it.

1380
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,200
His wedding was fucking sick.
Oh, wait.

1381
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:35,760
Such a good time.
Ian.

1382
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:37,560
'S so mad he didn't get to go
there.

1383
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:39,240
Nobody was there.
It was just like, let's just get

1384
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:40,520
it done on the beach and be done
with it.

1385
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:43,000
Hey, congratulations.
Thank.

1386
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:44,840
You for too.
We were my wife and I.

1387
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,840
We were like, all right, We, we
take the kids and we go to

1388
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,880
Florida and we'll plan like a
Disney trip around the whole

1389
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:49,840
thing.
It's like what the?

1390
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:52,040
Fuck, it was Mikey's one chance
to go to Florida and struggle

1391
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:53,800
ruined it.
Mikey just can't seem to

1392
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,760
understand.
I'm like 8 hours from Disney.

1393
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:56,720
I'm not that.
Close.

1394
01:03:56,720 --> 01:04:00,000
No, I know, I got it.
It's like Sacramento.

1395
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:04,280
Somebody asked me one time.
Do you, Sir?

1396
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:05,920
You live in Sacramento?
Yeah, Yeah.

1397
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:09,120
Everyday I.
Swear to God like they they they

1398
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,200
people are so stupid because I
had a friend who she she did

1399
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:17,080
makeup for this Hollywood movie.
She calls me at like 7 the

1400
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,600
evening.
Hey, I'm at this club in

1401
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:21,280
downtown LA.
You should come meet me.

1402
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:23,560
Do you have any fucking idea
where I am?

1403
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:28,560
Yeah, I had family in.
Sacramento, I am 7 1/2 hours

1404
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:29,680
away.
I had family.

1405
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,680
Are you OK with that earthquake?
What earthquake?

1406
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:35,720
Oh, there was one in, oh,
Southern California.

1407
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:37,400
I fuck, I'm not even close to
there.

1408
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:40,360
Oh, I was asked if I was OK
during Hurricane Harvey and I'm

1409
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:43,360
still living in Sacramento.
I'm like fuck yes, I'm OK at

1410
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:44,480
Houston.
I'm never here.

1411
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,360
Geography.
People should look at it, just

1412
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:51,920
understand the map a little
more.

1413
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:56,560
The biggest news in the
Sacramento area this past week,

1414
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:59,480
I'm going to, I'm going to do
the Sacramento kind of Northern

1415
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:02,480
California area until 2 N comes
back from her emo sex cruise and

1416
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,680
then she can have California and
then I'll start, I'll start

1417
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:08,560
doing Ohio and shit.
But so the biggest news this

1418
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:13,680
past week was that somebody
stole a giant flag from the

1419
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:18,000
Camping World.
This flag is is a huge, this

1420
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,560
thing is 32.
It's 32 square feet of fabric.

1421
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:25,880
It is 80 foot by 40 feet long.
Somebody stole this overnight by

1422
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:28,920
right, because you guys, you
guys might have seen this.

1423
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:31,000
It's off of 80.
If you're just driving around 80

1424
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,440
by Camping World, that flag is
there.

1425
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:34,360
Everybody knows what it is.
It's basically a landmark.

1426
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,640
Over in Rockland.
Yeah, well, it is.

1427
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:39,200
It's I think it's Rose, but
yeah, it's right off of there.

1428
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:42,520
Yeah, exactly.
So this thing's about $7000 it

1429
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:45,520
costs about it's, they say it
takes six people to just hang it

1430
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:51,200
up, but they stole it somehow.
They say the the GM said that

1431
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:54,760
they whoever was climbed A7 foot
fence, they showed up with

1432
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:56,800
tools, cut the cables holding up
the flag.

1433
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:59,000
They let it drop down.
Then they dragged it off back

1434
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,400
over the fence and then put it
in the back of a truck and then

1435
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:04,480
drove off the Citrus Heights and
got busted.

1436
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,800
That's where they got caught.
They found it in Citrus Heights.

1437
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:09,640
So they really wanted they,
they, they went to work to get

1438
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:12,040
it.
The weird thing about this is

1439
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:13,720
too is that nobody's been
arrested.

1440
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:17,720
So they they, they pulled over
the truck with this flag in the

1441
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:20,040
back of it, but nobody has been
arrested from it.

1442
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,520
They said that it's still an
ongoing investigation.

1443
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,400
I was going to say that's so
patriotic, except for you let

1444
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:26,800
the flag touch the ground.
I was.

1445
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:29,760
Going to say they either they
either hate this country.

1446
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:32,840
Or love.
This country, I don't know which

1447
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,920
one.
Was it the guy from Florida that

1448
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:36,720
shoved all the stakes down his
pants?

1449
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,360
Did he get this too?
Yeah, I mean.

1450
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:44,720
Is that?
That's huge.

1451
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:47,080
This flag is bigger than like a
tennis court.

1452
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:49,680
This flag is gigantic.
And, and so they caused they,

1453
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:53,160
they'll flip $4800 in damage
just on the cable and the pole

1454
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:54,400
and all that other stuff to get
it out there.

1455
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:57,120
But man, that's you got to,
that's not something you just

1456
01:06:57,120 --> 01:07:00,280
wake up and go, I'm going to go,
let's go steal that flag.

1457
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,680
And then you got to convince
somebody to do it with you.

1458
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:05,880
Unless he just had the tools.
Unless he just had the tools in

1459
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:08,480
his truck and thought that will
fit in the back, and he went

1460
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:09,960
hell yeah.
Well, and then it did.

1461
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:15,640
How does this conversation go?
Hey man, you want to go steal a

1462
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:18,600
flag with me today?
Well, only if it's that really

1463
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:20,440
big one over there.
Camping World.

1464
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:24,760
After six because I'm busy.
It's only going to.

1465
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:27,560
It has to be the biggest flag
I've ever seen in my life.

1466
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:30,480
Do I have to climb a fence?
Well shit, I'll I'll still do it

1467
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:31,840
because I want to steal that
flag.

1468
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:35,840
Yeah, the Camping World.
The Camping World in Panama

1469
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:37,760
City.
I guess it's still there.

1470
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:38,920
I don't know.
I don't ever drive by it.

1471
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:41,080
They had a gigantic flag.
Is that just a Camping World

1472
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:42,480
thing?
Oh yeah, maybe it is.

1473
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:46,160
We got one like when you drive
into Rockwall, TX, we got a big

1474
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:48,400
ass flag that that.
Must be a thing.

1475
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:52,280
But.
It's got a big fucking ass flag.

1476
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:56,640
Are gigantic and it can't be
that easy to be stealing but.

1477
01:07:57,320 --> 01:08:00,080
Well, Mikey, I was the print.
I was going to, you know, take

1478
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:02,560
take this one down over here,
then come out there 4th of July

1479
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:04,840
because you like to have the 4th
of July parties and we fucking

1480
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:06,760
own the neighborhood with this
big ass flag.

1481
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:08,600
Oh.
My God I can't.

1482
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:10,320
The 1/4 of July party we had.
I know.

1483
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:13,520
I think a couple of my neighbors
won't even talk to me because of

1484
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:15,880
that party we had however many
years ago.

1485
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:18,520
Like they completely avoid us.
They won't even look at us like

1486
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:19,960
they they like, oh, there's that
fucking.

1487
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:22,200
Yeah, good, good.
You don't want to deal with your

1488
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:23,920
neighbors.
Your neighbors neighbors are

1489
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:24,560
trash.
I.

1490
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,080
Don't like?
Neighbors, We had a neighbor

1491
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:29,479
lady, one of our one of our dogs
got out, one of our corgis got

1492
01:08:29,479 --> 01:08:32,760
out and this neighbor lady, she
fucking grabbed it and took it

1493
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,319
to her house.
I'm driving up and down the

1494
01:08:35,319 --> 01:08:38,399
street yelling for the damn dog.
And then finally she came down a

1495
01:08:38,399 --> 01:08:40,439
few hours later when her husband
made her.

1496
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:44,439
And I'm like you, you hurt us.
I was going door to door and you

1497
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:46,520
didn't say that.
You had our fucking dog, you dog

1498
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:49,720
kidnapper piece of shit.
Kill that bitch, she stole your

1499
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,720
dog.
That's not OK.

1500
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:53,399
I'm with him.
Where does it say that you have

1501
01:08:53,399 --> 01:08:55,760
to be nice to people just
because you live close to one

1502
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:57,279
another?
Oh no, no, trust me, I don't

1503
01:08:57,279 --> 01:08:58,760
give a fuck.
I don't, I don't I mean stroke

1504
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,000
is outside shooting fucking
roaming candles out of his ass.

1505
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:02,399
I don't care.
That's.

1506
01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:03,279
The type of parties.
We.

1507
01:09:03,359 --> 01:09:04,960
Have.
I'm neighborly.

1508
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:09,319
I'll I'll give the the nod.
You you give the nod or the the

1509
01:09:09,399 --> 01:09:11,720
the the quick little Yeah, but
that's.

1510
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:13,800
It.
No, no.

1511
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,760
And by the way, by the way, stop
cooking shit in your damn

1512
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:18,359
garage.
It stinks up the fucking

1513
01:09:18,359 --> 01:09:21,160
neighborhood.
Fry steak.

1514
01:09:21,319 --> 01:09:23,080
And usually that's they.
That's like that.

1515
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,479
Those are people from the Middle
East.

1516
01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:27,160
They stink up the damn
neighborhood so much and they

1517
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:28,960
don't cook in their house
because they don't want to ruin

1518
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:31,560
their house.
Paint comes off the wall.

1519
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:35,160
Nasty, nasty Curry shit in the
garage and they boil it and it

1520
01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:37,920
cooks all fucking day long and
it stinks up the entire

1521
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:41,080
neighborhood for like a three
square mile area of that

1522
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:42,560
nastiness.
I know exactly what you're.

1523
01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:44,399
Talking about since we're out,
since I'm kind of making for

1524
01:09:44,399 --> 01:09:45,800
this, I have a quick question
for you guys.

1525
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:47,640
Not political, not not not at
all.

1526
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:51,319
Does anybody else find it weird
that so many Somalis move from

1527
01:09:51,319 --> 01:09:54,200
Somalia to Minnesota?
Yeah, it was like at last day.

1528
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:56,520
It's super weird.
I mean, like that's a culture

1529
01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:59,120
shock right there.
I mean it like you go from not

1530
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:01,680
having a coat to having like
different coats.

1531
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:04,760
You got your big coat, your big,
big coat and then your winter

1532
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:07,320
coat.
You didn't have that before.

1533
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:08,960
You had you're.
Totally right.

1534
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:10,960
You're totally right.
I thought that same shit, Like

1535
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:12,400
why?
Why dare?

1536
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:13,600
Like what?
What happened?

1537
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,280
Like I'm blown away.
And the more I hear about, like

1538
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,320
everything, I'm like, why dare?
Like you've got the entire

1539
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:24,000
Southwest.
That's kind of kind of your same

1540
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,720
climate.
Yeah, go there, but but not in

1541
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:27,920
Texas.
More empty, yeah.

1542
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,240
Yeah, don't, don't come to Texas
because we're closed.

1543
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:32,840
Yeah, Florida's closed too.
Yeah.

1544
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,400
America's closed America.
'S closed, just staying out.

1545
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:38,960
We're closed the borders are
closed all right, Artie, so May

1546
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,560
23rd this is your show as your
stand up is happening at the

1547
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:43,680
boardwalk.
Tickets are available now rock

1548
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:46,160
theboardwalk.com I'm.
Is that where they are 'cause I

1549
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:49,360
didn't know yet?
I't it's it's it's at

1550
01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:52,360
rocktheboardwalk.com.
I don't know that they have it

1551
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:55,280
up on their calendar exactly
yet, but I know that that

1552
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:58,040
certain things have been created
so but we'll say you can start

1553
01:10:58,040 --> 01:11:00,200
getting your tickets this week.
I'll post this up there.

1554
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,320
We're taking hey, if you want to
be a sponsor, we got some

1555
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,960
sponsorships available for the
Arnie State show.

1556
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:07,280
Reach out to me.
I'll help you guys out get you

1557
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:09,200
set up there, but we're really
looking forward to having you

1558
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:10,560
out here Arnie.
It's going to be a lot of fun.

1559
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:14,080
Me 23rd at the boardwalk and I.
Already got my tickets.

1560
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:17,000
My tickets are booked.
I already got my plane tickets

1561
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:20,000
ready to go.
Any should be should be any

1562
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,440
surprises potentially happening
that night or.

1563
01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:26,360
No, I look, when I do a stand up
show, I do a regular stand up

1564
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:28,800
and then I I'll take questions
from the crowd.

1565
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:32,280
If you guys want to talk about
anything, I'll answer your

1566
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:34,680
questions.
But but look, I'm going to

1567
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:36,480
answer them because I'm beyond
that night.

1568
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:38,040
So I'm going to answer Miss
Arnie.

1569
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:39,680
I ain't going to be that fucking
friendly.

1570
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:41,280
Hey, let's call this guy and
help him.

1571
01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:45,160
I'm going to fucking rail you if
your question is stupid, just

1572
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:47,480
I'm just telling you.
I want to ask you questions.

1573
01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:49,840
I want to come up on stage and
then and ask you a few

1574
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:51,280
questions.
That'd be great.

1575
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:54,160
That'd be fantastic.
And I don't know how much Mike,

1576
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:56,400
I know Mike, he's involved in
helping you get this kind of set

1577
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:58,480
up.
And because he lives there, you

1578
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:00,840
don't.
But he did a fantastic job for

1579
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:04,400
us at our our summer event like
the intro and all that.

1580
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:07,320
That was, it was just set up.
It was it was a great night.

1581
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:09,040
So I know he'll take good care
of you so.

1582
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:11,520
No, and I, and I just want to
say thank you, Mikey.

1583
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:14,800
I, I really do appreciate all
that you put into it and and

1584
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:17,840
made this happen.
And I'm I'm I'm looking forward

1585
01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:20,520
to getting back because I can
finally have good sushi again.

1586
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:25,800
Texas sushi is fucking terrible.
So I'll be eating Mikuni's

1587
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:28,680
pretty much I I get in at like
10:00 Friday night.

1588
01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:30,800
I'm going to I'm just going to
go to Mikuni and stay there

1589
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:31,920
until the show starts.
Sounds.

1590
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:34,720
Good.
Yeah, I might gain a little

1591
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:37,400
weight.
Barbecue is not as good as you

1592
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:39,840
going to have it that you have
in Texas is California.

1593
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:41,760
No, they they will not even
make.

1594
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:45,560
The Mexican food is probably
about the same maybe.

1595
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:50,600
I've heard good California
Mexican food is more Mexican

1596
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:54,320
Mexican food here it's Tex Mex
but but I got to tell you the

1597
01:12:54,320 --> 01:13:00,040
BBQ hey no, don't don't even
play don't don't even play that

1598
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,320
game.
Like like all those places in in

1599
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:05,360
Sacramento that have the word
Texas in should all be sued

1600
01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:08,160
because this shit don't taste
like Texas BBQ.

1601
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:10,240
I'm just telling you, Texas.
Roadhouse is.

1602
01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:14,200
No, Jesus Christ.
I like.

1603
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:15,960
Texas Roadhouse.
I'm just saying it's not Texas.

1604
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:17,240
No, it's.
Not it's.

1605
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:21,160
Not no, no, we aren't known.
For our our our roles.

1606
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:25,000
We're known for, well, we're no
for our roles on ourselves, but

1607
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,840
not our roles.
Risk it.

1608
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:28,920
All right, Arnie.
Well, thank you for coming on

1609
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:30,480
the show, man.
We appreciate you.

1610
01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:32,240
And we'll probably we'll talk
soon.

1611
01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:34,360
I'm sure I'll be in touch with
you in the absolutely.

1612
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,600
Yeah, I got some questions for
you, so hit me up and we'll

1613
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:39,520
talk.
But Boise, it was nice to see

1614
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:40,480
you guys again.
You too.

1615
01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:42,200
Arnie, take care.
I appreciate it.

1616
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:43,520
Thank you guys.
It's.

1617
01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:47,600
Always nice when Arnie's on.
I love him joining the show.

1618
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:48,880
He's hilarious.
Dude.

1619
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,080
I'm looking forward to that show
too.

1620
01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:51,480
May 23rd, it's going to be a lot
of fun.

1621
01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:56,720
All right, so before we wrap
things up, I do have on the

1622
01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:59,480
schedule here Ian's stupid
products.

1623
01:13:59,480 --> 01:14:01,000
Do you have a bunch of stupid
products for us?

1624
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,680
Because I because you haven't
done this in a while.

1625
01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:06,360
Yeah, they're pretty dumb today.
I'm not going to this one.

1626
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:09,280
This one just made me laugh
because of how dumb it is, but I

1627
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,920
guarantee it's probably made
some money.

1628
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:16,440
It's a calendar of just
abandoned mattresses out.

1629
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:18,280
For sure.
Like it's.

1630
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,160
That's all it is.
You know people are buying that.

1631
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:23,640
But wow.
I don't know.

1632
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:26,520
But at the same time, like I
wouldn't buy one for myself, but

1633
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:28,560
if somebody gave me one, I'd be
like, I'll hang this up.

1634
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:30,840
Dude I went and got my.
Haircut as fuck.

1635
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:33,240
I got my haircut the other day
and my Barber, who I've been

1636
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:35,160
going to forever, Sheena, she's
amazing.

1637
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:38,240
She has a calendar of dogs
pooping.

1638
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:40,680
Different dogs pooping in
different places.

1639
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:43,920
That's the calendar.
How about that?

1640
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:45,400
Actually, I think I've seen
that.

1641
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:49,120
You know, Speaking of dogs
pooping, I was, you know,

1642
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:51,680
Instagram's always got the
oddest, sometimes the oddest,

1643
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:53,960
but they know how to target you.
But this is not anything I would

1644
01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:56,960
have ever searched for.
It was almost like a fishnet and

1645
01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,920
you put it behind your dog's ass
and we take this shit, It just

1646
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:01,840
immediately scoops because your
bags already in it.

1647
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:06,560
I go what the fuck?
That belongs on this little

1648
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:08,480
segment, because that's the
dumbest thing I've ever heard.

1649
01:15:08,480 --> 01:15:10,520
And then there was another one
yesterday, Instagram.

1650
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:12,480
I don't know what I'm finding.
It was a fishing pole.

1651
01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:15,000
And it like all of a sudden
you're lazy.

1652
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,200
The fish like part of the fish
is like, you know, you snatch

1653
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:18,640
the pole back with the hook in
his mouth.

1654
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:21,720
It it did itself.
I'm like, well, what the fuck.

1655
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:23,320
Maybe it was just reel the
fishing for me.

1656
01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:25,320
What the fuck?
Why are we that lazy in America?

1657
01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:27,040
What do you just sit there and
just?

1658
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:28,800
You just sit there and the pole
does everything.

1659
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:32,640
Sit in a chair like this and he
watched it and the pole goes so

1660
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:34,760
it hooks the fish and then I
guess he has the reel and I

1661
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,160
don't think it reels it in for
him yet.

1662
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:38,320
We ain't got there yet.
That reminds me of what you

1663
01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:40,480
posted the other day.
Oh my God I fucking died

1664
01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:43,120
laughing when you said you said.
At what age were you when you

1665
01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:45,920
realized that the fish don't
really get scared away when you

1666
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:48,040
talk and your dad just wanted
you to shut the fuck up

1667
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:52,360
basically?
So wait, so I could have been

1668
01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:55,200
saying here, fishy fish eat the
whole fucking time?

1669
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:58,440
The whole time your dad.
What an.

1670
01:15:58,440 --> 01:16:00,240
Asshole.
I was like damn it, stroke.

1671
01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:02,760
I honestly thought the whole
time that my dad just really

1672
01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:04,320
wanted we.
All did, damn it.

1673
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:07,320
Damn it, He wanted to get away
from your mom and he wanted to

1674
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:10,240
get to the wherever he went and
he wanted you to shut the fuck

1675
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:10,560
up.
He.

1676
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:12,960
Didn't even want to bring you.
He was obligated because your

1677
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:15,720
because mom made because I go
bond with your son.

1678
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:19,440
All right.
Well damn my life.

1679
01:16:19,440 --> 01:16:21,240
Is a lie.
Scare the fish away.

1680
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:23,640
Shut the fuck up.
That was funny.

1681
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:28,680
Anyway, your next product this
will go great it Mikey's man

1682
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:30,400
cave.
It's a it's a.

1683
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:31,840
Look at that, a light switch
with a.

1684
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:36,320
The switch is a Dick.
It's actually pretty fucking

1685
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:40,000
funny.
Dude, you do make every person

1686
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,520
who comes in your house and turn
your switch on touch my client.

1687
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:45,840
Hey, go turn the light off.
Yeah, you got to make everybody

1688
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:46,760
else do it.
You can't do it.

1689
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:48,960
You gotta be like, hey, go.
Hey, since since you're up, can

1690
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:50,960
you go turn the light on?
Usually drunk lemon.

1691
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:53,680
Funny drunk lemon come to your
house, start sucking on it just

1692
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:58,920
to fuck with it.
Or just like, yeah, you know,

1693
01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:01,360
they.
Would yeah, get a couple, get a

1694
01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:04,080
couple Moscatoes in them because
Moscato is horse wine.

1695
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:04,840
The.
Horse wine.

1696
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:06,880
I forgot about that.
Me too is wine.

1697
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:12,000
This this one, I thought of
stroke when I when I saw it

1698
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:15,960
because like we, we, we talked
about how if Miami's losing the

1699
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:18,720
cops show up because he's
yelling so much.

1700
01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:24,080
How about a, a, a, a throwing
brick that's actually it's soft

1701
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:26,040
so you can throw it and not
damage your television.

1702
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:26,880
That's.
Smart.

1703
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:30,560
Actually, it's really smart.
They should.

1704
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:33,480
They should.
Especially it's no Especially

1705
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:37,080
during that fucking last minute
interception that ruined the

1706
01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:41,000
fucking game.
I don't have a problem throwing

1707
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:45,160
things at my TVI have recently
thrown my shoe but it was down

1708
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,840
the hallway, different direction
of the TV.

1709
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:49,720
Who throws a shoe?
Who?

1710
01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:53,520
Throws a shoe, honestly.
I don't know why I just had, I

1711
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:55,960
think me and my shoes were off
and I grabbed it and just and

1712
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:58,960
then it was motherfucker.
They should create something

1713
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:00,760
like that where you put it
around your your video game

1714
01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:03,560
controller so that you can get
mad when you get mad at your

1715
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:05,120
game.
Dude, I throw it on the ground.

1716
01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:08,360
I have a friend who goes through
controllers like fucking toilet

1717
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:13,320
paper because he's such, he's
such an angry loser that he's

1718
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:15,520
he's broken more controllers
than I can keep this.

1719
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:18,520
Either he throws it across the
room or he grabs it and tries to

1720
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:20,640
twist it until it breaks because
he's so angry.

1721
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:23,440
And I'm like, bro, those are
$70, All right?

1722
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:26,120
I don't, I'll lose.
I'll take that loss like a

1723
01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:28,600
champion.
You don't be a bitch.

1724
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:30,920
You don't got the big plastic
cases you you can put around

1725
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:32,760
your TV in your house.
I don't know if it's for a kid.

1726
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:36,640
You're afraid your kid because
you know, yeah, you can buy the

1727
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:38,280
little plastic like the
plexiglass.

1728
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:40,240
Remember when COVID happened in
their bosses thought they were

1729
01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:42,640
going to save our lives.
That was a plexiglass.

1730
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:44,680
Oh my God.
But it's like a little holy shit

1731
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:46,080
clicks over the TV.
Yeah.

1732
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:48,680
I was like, oh.
Dude that was like something I

1733
01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:51,560
completely forgot about is they
put that plexiglass in our

1734
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:54,440
fucking studio as it didn't.
Even measure it properly on my

1735
01:18:54,440 --> 01:18:56,240
side.
And as if that was going to

1736
01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:59,320
protect anybody from anything
like that was the dumbest shit

1737
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:01,040
ever.
And the vents, so, you know, if

1738
01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:04,480
you have a little spit, somebody
say you use the you may need to

1739
01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:06,280
pee.
So it starts with AP and maybe

1740
01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:09,480
the spit flies and the the fan
just kind of blows it over.

1741
01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:10,600
I mean, there's COVID in there.
We.

1742
01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:12,120
Were stupid.
We were stupid, man.

1743
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:14,920
We go one way down 1 aisle.
You can't go this way down that

1744
01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:16,760
aisle at the grocery store.
You're going to get COVID.

1745
01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:18,960
That was the dumbest shit.
I would like to say I was the

1746
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:22,000
first one to bring COVID in that
building and you are it was.

1747
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:23,280
Your fault.
It was your fault.

1748
01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:24,760
I.
Didn't even go anywhere.

1749
01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:29,560
I'm like how did I get COVID?
I did see, I saw online, it was

1750
01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:33,560
like 2 days ago, somebody was
making opposed to the meme of

1751
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:38,280
like how people who wear masks
in their car probably do it

1752
01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:40,440
because it prevents them from
licking the windows.

1753
01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:45,040
I was like dude it's 2026 shut
the fuck up about masks in cars.

1754
01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:48,800
No one fucking cares anymore.
But I was dropping my kid off at

1755
01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:51,720
school on Thursday and I saw a
bus driver wearing a mask and I

1756
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:54,000
went, I got nothing to say about
that.

1757
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:55,960
Kids are gross.
Wear that mask on them if you're

1758
01:19:55,960 --> 01:20:00,080
driving a bus.
Kids are disgusting and and and

1759
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:04,040
parents send their sick kids to
school so I don't, I'm not, I'm

1760
01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:05,720
not I wouldn't.
I'll never make fun of a bus

1761
01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:07,880
driver for wearing a mask while
they're driving a bus.

1762
01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:10,000
They should put they should put
bus drivers like in a.

1763
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:11,880
They should be surrounded by
plexiglass.

1764
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:15,360
Yeah, see, that's fine.
Something kids are great.

1765
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:17,400
Your next.
This sounds awful.

1766
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:24,120
Butter soda.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1767
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:24,760
That sounds.
Oh well.

1768
01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:27,440
Just makes me think of butter
beer, but the butter beer

1769
01:20:27,440 --> 01:20:28,640
doesn't taste anything like
butter.

1770
01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:31,920
No, because, well, yeah, because
they have butter beer at

1771
01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:33,440
Universal in the Harry Potter
land.

1772
01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:35,360
It is fucking delicious.
It is.

1773
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:36,080
I've never had it.
It's.

1774
01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:37,520
Pretty good.
Well, it's when you get it

1775
01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:43,200
frozen, it's it's it's like
caramel and vanilla and it's not

1776
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:45,000
you don't doesn't taste like
butter at all, but it's just

1777
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,880
called butter beer.
But you get it frozen.

1778
01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:49,040
It is a God damn treat.
Yeah, it's good.

1779
01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:51,200
It's really good.
But butter soda that looks

1780
01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:55,560
disgusting, but I if somebody I
would never buy it for myself.

1781
01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:57,520
But somebody said try it, I'll
take a sip.

1782
01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:59,400
I'm trying to take a I'd take a
shot.

1783
01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:03,920
Yeah, my curiosity has it it it
will not let me go on unless I

1784
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:05,880
know.
You should get it and do a Ian

1785
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:08,480
Eats review on it.
Send me some.

1786
01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:14,000
I mean, it's 4. 29 exactly
because otherwise, no, all

1787
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:17,080
right, we don't have enough
Patreon subscribers for me to

1788
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:19,240
afford that.
I'll make you a butter.

1789
01:21:19,560 --> 01:21:22,640
I'll make you a butter soda.
No, you won't.

1790
01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:24,600
Yeah, I will.
I got a butter downstairs.

1791
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:26,560
I can do it.
Just melt it and pour it into

1792
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:28,080
something.
Drink it in.

1793
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:32,560
No, all right, last product.
It's it's a Chia pet.

1794
01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:36,880
That's a penis Chia pet and and
the and the pubes grow out.

1795
01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:43,800
Speaking of perverse penis.
That's pretty funny.

1796
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:45,400
I missed those commercials, by
the way.

1797
01:21:45,440 --> 01:21:47,240
Now.
Now you're doing the little

1798
01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:51,600
Jingle.
They have like Chia head, they

1799
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:52,960
have like people's heads and
shit.

1800
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:55,400
Yeah, they got all kinds of.
I want one.

1801
01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:58,520
I want like a myself chia pet.
I want a Donald Trump Chia head.

1802
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,800
I don't like the Dick 1 though.
And I don't want the Dick.

1803
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:02,760
Why?
Because it'd be funny.

1804
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:04,640
Not the Dick, the.
Dick.

1805
01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:05,040
One.
Yeah.

1806
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:08,320
No, not the Dick.
Donald Trump's Oh.

1807
01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:13,440
Well, the Dick shut off.
Didn't I remember when they had?

1808
01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:15,600
Now.
Now you say that they had then

1809
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:18,000
they have like a George Bush and
all this back and because you

1810
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:19,880
know, it's kind of I ain't
thought of it in 20 year, but I

1811
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:22,120
feel like it was they made it
with the presidents and

1812
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:24,000
celebrities and stuff.
Didn't they do that towards the

1813
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,120
end?
I swear to God they did.

1814
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:27,600
They had Tia heads and you could
give like a Hillary Clinton Tia

1815
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:30,240
head or something like that.
I'll take you back too since you

1816
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:32,760
brought me to that time frame.
They have a Donald Trump chief

1817
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:35,680
clap off.
Yeah, the Clapper.

1818
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:37,880
The Clapper was great.
It was before, well, long before

1819
01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:39,560
you told Alexa to turn your
lights on and off.

1820
01:22:39,560 --> 01:22:40,840
You had the.
Clap Yeah, I never had a

1821
01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:44,560
Clapper.
See Donald Trump, Chia Head?

1822
01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:45,720
That's right there.
That's what I want.

1823
01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:48,160
I got so many more pets too,
that's cool.

1824
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:51,720
See listen you guys got to
subscribe on Patreon and on

1825
01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:54,560
Spotify so that we can buy our
chia pets that we want to have

1826
01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:57,120
them maybe make our own our own
chia heads like Ian said he want

1827
01:22:57,120 --> 01:22:59,600
to have his own chia Chia Chia
Ian.

1828
01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:01,920
Chichi Chian.
Chian.

1829
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,520
There we go.
I'll now make.

1830
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:07,080
I'm going to end on that.
If we get enough subscribers,

1831
01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:09,760
we'll make the chi in and we'll
sell those in the damn store.

1832
01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:11,280
Make sure you heading over to
grab that shirt.

1833
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:13,840
This this is the last week for
the dirt squirrel shirt before

1834
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:17,760
the new shirt launches next week
on not tds.com.

1835
01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:19,560
Make sure you like follow,
subscribe, share the show, tell

1836
01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:21,560
one person about the show and
then they'll tell somebody and

1837
01:23:21,560 --> 01:23:23,280
then they'll tell something and
then that's you know, the show

1838
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,840
will grow that way.
That's it for today and we will

1839
01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:27,440
see you guys next time.
Bye.

1840
01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:31,360
Hey this was really fun.
We hope you liked it too.

1841
01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:32,840
You know, we've had a lot of
laughs tonight.

1842
01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:36,360
Seems like we've just begun when
suddenly we're through.

1843
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:38,560
But I'll tell you what's not
funny.

1844
01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:41,960
Bye.
Goodbye, good friends, goodbye.

1845
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:45,840
Kevin Strippers.
Because now it's time to go.

1846
01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:49,400
Strippers are people too naked?
People who may be willing to

1847
01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:51,800
pleasure you for a price you
negotiate later behind the

1848
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:52,880
curtain in the VIP.
Room.

1849
01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:54,520
We'll see you very soon.