The Gang Accidentally Starts a Cult | Ep 69 (Audio only)

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Yo, turn it up.
Crank the volume to 10.

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Guess what's for the crew who
won't bow again?

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The hosts are united, ready to
go.

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They tried to kill it, but we're
not that damn show.

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Fucking we're back louder than
you'll know.

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Corporate radio can kiss our
ass.

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They fired us, tried to make us
bold, but we're not that damn

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show.
Still wrong.

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Cut in bold.
Fuck you.

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Fuck you.
Welcome to America's loudest

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podcast.
We are not that damn show.

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We are all here.
All technical problems seem to

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be good.
For now.

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Hopefully.
Don't go slapping things and

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pushing things around because if
I fucks up a wire might fall.

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Out knocking on wood, that's all
I was doing.

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Yeah, we did record on Thursday,
but we had so much problems.

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I that was at a whole year that
was like, here we go.

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I know I worked 98 Rock all over
again.

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And that was, Oh my God, it's
funny you said that because I

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almost was like fucking.
I'm just going to put it out

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there.
And then I'm like, no, because

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when we, when we were working at
98 Rock and there was technical

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problems, it falls on them.
That was their fault.

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There was if, if, if I put
something out there for us, it,

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it falls on us.
That's, you know, that's kind of

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our fault in whatever.
So I didn't want it to look bad.

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And I just figured, fuck it,
We'll just it, it's been a whole

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year, like stroke said, we
haven't had any real technical

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problems.
It's fuck, that's pretty.

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That's a pretty good streak
right there, I'd say.

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So anyway, we had my kids shoes,
we had Ian.

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Somehow I was hearing the delay.
We had Jim's Internet messed up.

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Mine went off at the very yeah,
mine went off at the very end.

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It was like, what the fuck is
going on?

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Everything was wrong.
It was a problem.

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Yeah.
The worst, like some of the

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stuff you can kind we can kind
of work through.

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But like if Ian has a delay or
any one of us, not just Ian, but

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if any one of us has a delay on
the response, like Ian just

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said, we'll end up talking over
each other a lot.

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And that that's really hard to
fix and in post and I don't have

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time to do that.
So anyway, we don't have that

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happening right now.
We have a full show.

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We're ready to rock'n'roll.
So we apologize for that.

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Thanks for sticking through.
We appreciate you guys and

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everybody who was like, oh, I
can't fucking wait, I'm so sorry

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or whatever.
Thank you guys.

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nontds.com and grab yourself the
brand new shirt, which is based

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on the song true love or the
based on the song No wrong hole.

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But the the shirt the the the
shirt of the month says true

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love doesn't knock.
True love doesn't knock.

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Come on, man, honor Valentine's
Day.

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You got to get grab that shirt.
It's only on sale this month and

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obviously it's about butt stuff.
Everybody's favorite.

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Thing.
No, it's about.

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Love, what are you talking
about?

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This song is called The Wrong
Hole.

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It's about butt love.
Yeah.

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But it's if if you love someone,
there's no wrong hole.

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This is about passion and and
dedication and love.

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Like come on, you're just not as
romantic as I am apparently.

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Man, we have this conversation,
but stuff is not romantic.

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It can't ever.
I don't think it can be.

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There's no you can't make.
Love.

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I think it.
I think it can be.

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It can't.
Absolutely be romantic.

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I don't think you Make Love to a
butt hole you fuck.

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It I think you can.
Well, you think all the gay

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dudes are fucked?
They're not making love.

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I.
Do think that?

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When you're like when you when
you say fucking something like

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that just seems aggressive and
you should not be aggressive

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with an asshole.
It'll tear.

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That's what you got to do, man.
I mean, I'm not going to judge

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you to bug it as hard as you
want.

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That's not my problem.
Just.

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It's not your whole.
You're not your.

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It's not my whole, that's for
damn sure.

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You're not just Lube and clean
it.

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It's you know, I love when the
show starts off like this

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because it's super dirty it.
Seems to always do that.

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It sort of just sets the tone
for the rest of the show, you

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know?
Pretty much.

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Oh, so we're.
So we're in for a doozy.

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Great.
I think so.

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I think it's going to be a
really good show.

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We got the we're going to do the
top ten worst Super Bowl

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performances and today's
performance is not included

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because I haven't seen it yet
and none of us have.

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But I don't know if it's going
to be bad or not.

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I just don't know the dudes
music.

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So it is what it is.
We got a bunch of we got a bunch

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of comments, we got a few emails
to play.

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We got a song for stroke that
somebody wrote and sent in about

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that time that you had sex 38
times in one day, somebody wrote

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a song about that stroke.
That was a long time ago.

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Like, how long did it take you
to write this damn thing?

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Damn.
Or they maybe they're just

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catching up.
I was going to say, I think some

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people are still getting caught
up, which is no, that's fine.

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That's do what you got to do.
So with all that being said and

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all these things happening, do
you guys everybody's week was

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good?
Busy.

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Yeah, just busy, that's all I
can say.

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Adult shit.
So try to become a doctor.

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No script though.
Yeah, you know, I so, so I did,

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you know, I've, I've, I've
finished up my masters and now

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it's like first three weeks into
the PhD program, it's like,

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welcome, bitches.
It's like read 15 chapters,

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analyze this and critique it and
then use this, then study this

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theory and see how it relates.
I'm like, oh fuck, if I didn't

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have like the radio job where I,
where I'm technically home by

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10:00 or 11:00.
I don't know how you do it, but

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I know next semester I'm taking
one class every eight weeks.

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I can't.
I can't keep up.

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Yeah.
I just not like, I just don't

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know how you would do that.
Like as soon as I was done with

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school and no offense, I mean
this school is just not for

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everybody.
It ain't for me.

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And so when I was done, I was
like, I'm fucking done.

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I'm never going back.
No, I will.

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Everything I need to learn, I'll
learn on YouTube, but I don't

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think you can learn how to be a
doctor on YouTube.

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I guess I.
Mean you can learn.

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Theories.
Learn theories and bullshit your

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way through.
It that's true, that's true,

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actually.
I'm gonna walk in the my first

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class 1st day.
All right, everybody, fuck you.

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Yeah, listen, I've been
communicating for years and I'm

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going to teach you guys how to
fucking do this the right way.

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That's what you got to do.
You should be the actual

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teacher.
What do you got going on in your

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life?
You wrote something.

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Are you trying to?
Are you going back to waiting?

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Yeah, just 'cause I'm fucking
bored.

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And our, our, our, our tourist
season's about to start and

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there's, there's two restaurants
in our town that make like a

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shit load of money.
And I applied to both of them

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and one of them hired me.
And I'm like, you know what?

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I know that I'm probably going
to be worn out by the end of the

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day.
But the servers that, that work

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there, that come into my bar,
they're pulling like $400.00 a

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night.
And I said I want some of that.

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That's more than radio.
I'm, there's gold in them heels

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and I want it.
I'm.

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Wanting it.
There's no money.

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In a loan.
It's.

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None whatsoever better than
radio, so not like $400.00 a

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night will sign me up for double
SI.

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Want to know what restaurant it
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It's it's, I'll shout it out.
It's a, it's called dat Cajun

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place, I think.
I think stroke, you've been

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there.
I've been there.

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I know the owners.
It's called Dat Cajun Place.

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Dat DAT dat.
Cajun Place.

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And their food's fucking
delicious too, by the way.

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Like I wouldn't like.
Got to be saying that if you

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weren't trying to get a job
there or you weren't working.

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There No, I, I'm already hired,
so I don't give a shit.

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But no, they, they're, they're,
they're, they're awesome.

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I, I do love eating there, but
now I get to bring home food.

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Like if, if, like when I worked
at KFC, my house smelled like

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fucking chicken.
If I if I worked there and my

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house smells like fucking Cajun
food, that's just a bonus.

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Yeah, looking at your
background, I wonder what it

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smells like.
Balls.

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We were ripping balls.
You had your headphones off.

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We're like, damn, Ian needs to
clean up what is going on in the

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background.
I've been working, man.

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I'm working tonight actually
during the Super Bowl because

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the the Sunday DJ called out.
So I'm working tonight.

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I start serving tomorrow.
So it's, it's going to, it's

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going to look like a shit hole.
You know, I heard that.

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And this is actually smart.
If you, if you're really not

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into the football game, you
don't care.

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Tonight's the night people were
like talking about this.

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Tonight's the night you
celebrate Valentine's Day.

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Cause all the, all the great
restaurants.

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I want to have, you know, some
of the more fancy ones.

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And I, it's not really catered
to sports.

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So you can go in and get right
in.

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Yeah.
Could be, yeah, 'cause the

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sports bars are going to be
where it's at and the, and the

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bars and bar and grills, so to
speak.

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Yeah, that's actually not a bad
idea.

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Speaking of Valentine's Day, I'm
actually I have a date with Jen.

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Jen and I are going on
Valentine.

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We're going on a date, Mikey.
Well, like a double date.

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We're taking our, we're taking
our significant other.

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Where the hell are we going?
We're going to see, yeah, we're

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going to see Wuthering Heights
I.

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Don't know what that is, it
sounds gay, I will tell you

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that.
It's going to be, yeah.

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It's a, it's an Emily Bronte.
Oh, yeah.

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OK, Yeah.
Is it a smut book?

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Is it like we did with the smut
stuff?

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Is it smut?
It's supposed to be pretty

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naughty, so we'll see how I
don't.

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Know who that is?
I don't know who that is either,

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but what's her names in that
movie?

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Margot Robbie.
So I'm in.

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That's fine with me.
Jacob, is she?

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Going to show her boobs.
I think so, maybe, I don't know

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if.
She doesn't.

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Just watch Wolf of Wall Street
and you'll settle satisfy that

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it.
That's why I know I.

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Know yeah, that's the only
reason I watch that 4 hour long

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movie.
No shit, right?

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Wolf of Wall Street.
Some great memes came out of

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that, I'll tell you that.
Yes.

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Absolutely fucking not.
Yeah, that's my favorite.

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I like I use it all the time.
Dancing where they're all

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fucking dancing shit.
That fucking cracks me up.

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Anyway, we got a lot to get to,
so let's move on and get into

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this stuff.
We have some comments and

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voicemails and things.
We'll just fire.

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Not that damn show.
Don't.

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You want to leave us a message
on that damn voicemail?

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Yeah, I can tell you how to
leave us a message on that damn

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voicemail.
Call 916. 312 DAM and.

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Damn 9. 16312 DAM.
And damn.

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First one is from Kenobi.
You guys remember Kenobi?

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Our little little fan like the
youngest.

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Dang it.
Damn it.

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Well, he he sent us a voicemail,
so if you can't understand what

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he says, I transcribed it and
I'll read it back to you guys if

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you don't know.
Hey guys, it's Kenobi.

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I'm going to ask my friend she's
going to be my brother and I

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feel a little bit embarrassed
but I'm going to be grave and

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try not to be a nurse.
Wish me luck guys do.

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You know what he said.
So he's asking a girl to be his

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Valentine.
Yeah, he he said.

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Hey guys, it's Kenobi.
I'm going to ask my friend if

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she will be my Valentine and I'm
feeling a little bit embarrassed

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but I'm going to be brave and
try not to be embarrassed.

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Wish me luck.
You have any advice for Kenobi?

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Just be brave buddy.
That's awesome.

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Confidence is key.
Good job.

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And if she says no, ask her hot
friend.

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You which if she says no but
you'd be like, I think you're

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ugly anyway, I didn't care.
No, don't be that guy.

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Don't be that guy.
It's like like you get rejected

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and you're like you fat bitch.
Yeah, no, that's like that.

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That's what men do, Kenobi.
They.

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No, it's not.
That's what boys do.

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Well, he's a boy.
Man.

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Well, Kenobi.
You'd be like, well fuck you

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bitch, I didn't care anyway.
I don't.

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Like it or what is it?
Do that at all?

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I'm just kidding.
Do it, do it, Do it.

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Tropic Thunder.
You got to plant your feet.

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Walk right up to her and say
we're going on a date.

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Yeah, hey, if she says no,
there's plenty more girls that

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you'll ask.
Now exactly, and trust me, no is

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the worst thing she can say.
Yeah.

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Sort of.
I mean, so they say, but it's

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it's not.
It depends on how she says no.

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It could get worse, like no no,
but it could be.

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Like there was this, no, there
was this concert ruined my life.

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The way she said no, I've, I've
told this story before.

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I, this was like 7-8 years.
It was like right before I moved

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to Sacramento and this girl
would regularly come into the

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restaurant that I worked at and
she would always be super nice.

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Then she was at the bar that I
was at later that night.

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She was still talking to me,
being nice, so smiling I was.

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And I asked her she wanted to go
out sometime and she went no,

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like all those.
Oh, she put at the end was like

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a drone strike on my will to
live in her.

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Yeah.
I'm like, wow, you could have

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just said no, but you elongated
that.

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It made me feel like that was
the longest.

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What is that bitch I guess of my
life?

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That tone, like that's like,
yeah.

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That's like I can't.
I'm embarrassed that you asked

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that's.
A that's a that's a pat on the

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head.
No thanks, buddy.

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No thanks for.
Playing you bitch, you redheaded

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bitch.
I I don't even remember her name

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but I remember her being a
fucking bitch.

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Traumatized you?
No it.

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Did yeah.
It traumatized me.

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So as long as she doesn't say it
like that Kenobi, you'll be

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fine.
Yeah, you'll be fine no matter

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what, Kenobi.
Even if she says no, no matter

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how often it does it, you'll be
fine because you're because you

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listen to not that damn show and
you're a little Dang it and we

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love you and you're like the
coolest little kid though.

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Matter of fact, if you if you're
wearing one of our shirts, when

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you ask her, there's like a 76%
more chance she'll say yes.

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With that Florida Man shirt, I
think he has a Florida Man

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shirt.
Hell yeah, leave the penis gun

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at home.
Please don't bring that.

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Out never bring.
That out ever don't say.

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To anybody I'm I'm disappointed
you have one.

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Yeah, All right, let's move on.
We have, we do have another

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voicemail.
Here's the the last voicemail.

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Then we got emails.
And so it's so much shit, but

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this one's a little long, but
it's got a question.

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What up everyone?
It's me, that damn hype man.

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Damn it, Matt.
So the other night I was feeling

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good off some edibles that I had
and I went down a rabbit hole of

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celebrity net worth.
And it made me think, do like

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ultra rich celebrities look down
on celebrities that may just be

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considered very rich?
And I came to and I came to the

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spot because Jerry Seinfeld is
worth $900 million.

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And I looked up Conan O'Brien's
net worth and he conan's worth

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200 million.
Like, does someone like Jerry

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Seinfeld look down on the Conan
O'Brien's of the world and and

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just think, Fucking peasant.
All right.

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Have a good one.
Bye.

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I don't know.
They got so much money.

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It's like, who's going to get
lunch?

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Don't fall I.
Need like.

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That much money, like at some
point it's just, it's just all

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the same, right?
I mean, yeah, but there was a

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the the there was an episode of
30 Rock where Jerry Seinfeld was

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like, he's like, yeah, I was
vacationing with my family and

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they're in a country only rich
people know about.

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And this that one of the
characters was like, was it this

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one?
He goes no better and he never,

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he never tells him what it is.
So like, it's kind of like if I

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won that billion dollar
Powerball and somebody came up

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to me that was only worth like
$40 million, I'm like, get the

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fuck out of here.
We're not in the same tax

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bracket, you fucking peasant.
Oh, you want to borrow my plane,

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you fucking mooch, I guess.
You have, like, Elon money that

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guy's got.
So he's got all the money in the

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world, Yeah.
More than a lot of countries,

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actually.
It's actually it's, that's, it's

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not even right.
That's a that's a failure in

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capitalism, but I'm not getting
into that.

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That's that amount of money
should never belong to one

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person.
No.

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Yeah, it should.
Should belong to me.

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I want to live that life.
My biggest motherfucking yacht

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ever.
If I worked my ass off and

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earned all that money, why?
I don't see the problem with it.

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But you know.
Was Jeff Bezos yacht remember

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that they were going to have to
tear down a bridge to be able to

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get it to him after they made?
Didn't they?

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Yeah.
Didn't they have to to tear

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down?
The people were throwing stuff

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at it anyway.
Yeah.

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Well, I mean, that's the kind of
money I want.

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It's like that, I guess, when
that's when you look at the $40

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million guy and we're like,
don't you wish you could, you

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know, have this?
I mean, when you, when you cut

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thousands of jobs, I mean, it
gives you an opportunity to buy

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such things.
But that's neither here nor

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there.
It's going to get worse, man.

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Let me tell you, if you, you
think it's bad now, fucking as

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robotics come in and more
automation comes in, so many

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jobs are going to be going to be
lost.

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And what do you?
You can't.

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Businesses were trying to make
money and I'm not, I'm not, I

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definitely don't support it, but
I understand from a business

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standpoint where that shit comes
from.

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That sucks though because I mean
even fucking like Chipotle is

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bringing in robots to fucking
roll burritos and shit.

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What?
Yes there's a guy I know who

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works in the the automation for
Chipotle and they were designing

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robots and that will make the
bulls and the burritos.

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So you will technically only
need like 2 employees for each

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location.
I mean they're, this is what

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they're working on.
It's not going to say who knows

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if it's going to be rolled out,
but that's what they're.

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Working decades away from them
actually perfecting it because

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they have those kiosks at
McDonald's where you don't have

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to talk to an individual, you
can just put in the kiosk what

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you want and they still fucking
get it wrong.

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Yeah, how do you even do that?
Enjoy those, I don't want to

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talk to you.
Through Popeyes not too long

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ago.
And you know how they got the

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little AI voice that comes on at
1st and it's, but it's real

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nice.
It's like, Hey, what can we get

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for you?
We got this And you're like,

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but, and then I'm like, fuck
this shit.

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And then the real, the real
worker comes up and goes, what

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do you want?
Like if there was a, if there

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was a, a fight between fast food
restaurants, like who would win?

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The people at Popeyes would kill
everybody else.

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They people scare me.
Either that or either that or

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Arby's because like they're
they're mean over at Arby's, but

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I know what you're talking
about.

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I was at AI think it was
McDonald's where they're like

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the the AI voice comes on and
say hi, welcome to McDonald's.

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We'll be with you in a second
and we'll be using the app

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today.
And then this.

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I swear to God, the guy goes.
What?

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What can I get you?
What's?

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The.
Code I'm.

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Like bro, wake the fuck up.
I think the people that work at

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Arby's are pussies.
I'll be honest with you, every

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Arby's I've ever been to,
there's a bunch of little

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bitches and I'm like, dude,
they're just sitting around

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lazy.
You're.

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I think that people have
because.

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Nobody's going there, so they
get to sit on their ass.

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But people, people are always
people.

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That's that's been the Internet
question of the of the decade is

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who's keeping Arby's in
business?

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This guy right here.
We went to to Chick-fil-A last

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night and I'm like, it's very
cultish, very cold.

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Chicken.
God's chicken it's.

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God's chicken right there.
It is cold.

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My pleasure, right?
It does doesn't seem like it's

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very pleasurable to you They're.
Always nice I.

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Love first of all, between all
the cities I've lived in, where

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I live, the fast food places are
the most nicest people and I

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have no idea why.
I'm like Sacramento kind of

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shitty.
And then where Ian lives, Panama

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City, lived there my life.
They're they're shitty where I'm

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at.
They're like, what do you need?

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What can we do for it?
They're like, thank you.

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I'm like, wow.
And not just Chick-fil-A, like

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everybody.
I'm like, why is everybody so

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nice here?
I've been to the Chick-fil-A in

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Destin and yeah, they're,
they're so nice.

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But the, it's like that there.
There's this meme and I 100%

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agree with it because I've never
gotten my, they've never gotten

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my order wrong at Chick-fil-A.
But if they did, I wouldn't

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complain.
I'm like, you know what?

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That's just what they think that
I should have and I trust.

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Them.
You know what?

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I accept that.
Yeah.

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Thank you.
Thank you because I thought I

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thought I wanted this but I
guess I need this in my life.

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But seriously, that's what we
need.

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We need like whoever is running
Chick-fil-A to fucking run the

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government because they got
their shit fucking down.

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They don't see anything up.
That fucking line is perfect.

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Everything.
Yeah, they.

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Got down to a science, you know,
they got people outside.

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I'm actually in favor of that If
I if, if we want, if, if the

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mid, the midterms are coming up,
if Chick-fil-A wants to throw

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their hat in the ring.
I'm in I'll.

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Vote for now.
I don't even care what letter

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you put in front of them.
Rd.

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Whatever.
Guys, like I used to run a

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Chick-fil-A.
I know how to get things done.

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Exactly.
I'll vote for you.

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I'll vote for.
You well, hang on.

449
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,080
What like were, did you own it?
Were you the manager?

450
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,200
I need qualifications.
I want, I want to see your

451
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,920
Chick-fil-A resume.
No, I wanted the person to have

452
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,200
worked at corporate, not some
just a store.

453
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,080
Like I wanted them to have
designed the fucking situation,

454
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,760
you know?
Yeah, like were you instrumental

455
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,480
in the drive through machine
like the?

456
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,520
Zipper situation?
Yeah, that's a big deal.

457
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,120
The zipper.
It's a great zipper.

458
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,760
Yeah, like 'cause that I feel
like that's important.

459
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,400
So we got a, we got a couple of
emails here too.

460
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,760
I'm going to start off with one.
Look, I'm going to read this

461
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:31,200
e-mail the way it was written
and it's from Daniel, a black

462
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,760
guy.
That's how he wrote it says

463
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:37,800
Daniel, a black guy.
And it says, well, me as a 100%

464
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:43,480
black man, the concept, the the
concept is entirely a relic of

465
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:47,800
discriminatory legal past and
has no legal validity validity

466
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,640
in Florida or any other state.
Besides your DNA don't mean

467
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,760
nothing at the cookout if you're
invited.

468
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,600
And then he goes still love you
though dude.

469
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,760
But my N word, I don't think you
get, you don't get the pass.

470
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,480
Whatever.
OK, let's do adna test on you

471
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,280
and see if you're 100%.
Bet you not.

472
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,240
Wow, OK.
And he he said, let me on the

473
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,280
show, I'm, I'm in California.
As a matter of fact, we actually

474
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:14,680
do have a real African American
man that's going to be.

475
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:18,480
A real I.
Just want to be an asshole he.

476
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:22,120
Used the word real.
It's what The thing is, is we've

477
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,480
been going back and forth in our
text and Ian's like, I got a

478
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,760
black guy.
I'm going to have a black guy my

479
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,080
my black friend.
And I'm like, what is this guy's

480
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,000
name?
I don't even it's does he have a

481
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,480
name or are we just going to
call him the black guy because

482
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:35,880
it feels a little racist?
OK, we'll just, we'll just call

483
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:39,080
him Malcolm from from now on.
Malcolm is Is that real?

484
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,280
I'm not calling him Malcolm till
we know his name and you go

485
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,000
from.
His name is Malcolm Different.

486
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,400
Well, that's why I'm making sure
you're not setting this up.

487
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,160
I'm like, hey, Malcolm.
Yeah, no, his name's my.

488
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:52,320
Name's John, all right, Look
like a fucking Malcolm racist.

489
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,840
You might as well call me Jerome
anyway.

490
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,720
So anyway, so this guy's like,
have me on the show.

491
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,920
We don't need to have you on the
show.

492
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:01,520
We have a black person coming on
the show to, I don't know what

493
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,560
he's.
Going to question strikes

494
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,160
blackness.
I don't understand what you

495
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,240
question.
There's one percent, 1%.

496
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:07,880
There's not anything to fucking
question.

497
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,520
It's 1%.
Well, you keep saying my people,

498
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,360
my people this, my people that I
say.

499
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,720
I one percent 1% it's very I
don't know if you know there's

500
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,840
100% there's 1%.
That guy that wrote in I

501
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:22,160
guarantee you if he could afford
adna test, he could he he

502
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:26,200
guarantee he's not 100% black.
He probably got some no.

503
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,840
Your question is.
Yeah, question is blackness.

504
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:35,360
Show me the test.
Show me the test Shut the.

505
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,160
I mean, I don't care what color
your skin is if I don't see the

506
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,160
test.
It's not real.

507
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,840
Everybody's white to me.
Fake and gay.

508
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,720
I mean.
And gay 100%.

509
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,360
Fake and gay.
I mean they're.

510
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:52,080
Fake and gay.
I'm as, as a white person, I, I,

511
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,960
I might be skating on dangerous
territory, but I'll say it does

512
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:58,240
seem like you can lose black
points because I think Will

513
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,160
Smith lost a couple.
Oh yeah.

514
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,760
Oh yeah, that's what I'm hoping,
He asked me like scenario is

515
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,120
what I do, the what I what would
I do?

516
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,040
But he probably gonna give you
some kind of trivia or

517
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:07,920
something.
I don't know why.

518
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,560
I don't it might be a what would
you do?

519
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,200
I'd be down with that.
Like, hey.

520
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,280
More fun.
Yeah, like there's a serial

521
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,240
killer in the woods.
What would you do?

522
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,720
Like.
I'm not doing the fucking woods.

523
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,720
Exactly.
There you go.

524
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,920
There's a noise in the basement
like, well, that's not a.

525
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,080
Problem.
Are you going to get into the

526
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,160
You got to jump in with the
lion?

527
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,600
Fuck no.
That's what.

528
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,920
That's white people shit.
White people think that shit

529
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,240
like.
That every time, every single

530
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,960
time.
I don't even look, but they're

531
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,800
like a hiker was killed by a
Mountain Lion.

532
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:36,720
I'm like, that was a white guy.
There's.

533
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,600
Black people, always.
I can't.

534
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,000
I can't remember.
I think it was Roy.

535
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,240
Yeah, Roy Wood Junior.
He's like, there ain't nothing

536
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:50,280
in the woods for black folks.
Exactly of the next e-mail that

537
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,360
came in this is explaining the
song that I'm going to play here

538
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,040
for you guys.
This comes from dammit Jess.

539
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:58,600
She says this song is in in
commemoration when stroke and

540
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,040
Christina had sex 38 times back
in November.

541
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,400
The lyrics are from Christina's
point of view, though this would

542
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,840
be an appropriate Valentine's
for Valentine's Day, which is

543
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,160
coming up this weekend.
And then she says and I just

544
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,480
realized that I think he got a
testosterone shot and not taking

545
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,240
a pill.
So in lyrics she says you took a

546
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,880
pill, but let's just imagine
she's saying testosterone shot.

547
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,760
Oh, we're we're changing the
rules.

548
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,760
So here's the song.
It does not have a name, so

549
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:28,680
we'll just call it 38 Special.
OK with that.

550
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:39,040
Only a few minutes until I get
to go and see my boyfriend.

551
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:43,800
Little that I know, a tiny
little pill.

552
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,200
Sex crazy.
Been a thing so many times

553
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:51,080
before Noon Won't be long till
we've left.

554
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,640
Come in almost every room.
We will leave the house for at

555
00:24:54,720 --> 00:25:03,400
least a few days.
Getting on my knees to pray.

556
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,400
Actually, that's not what I'm
doing.

557
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,200
Like a Christine uncovered in
DNA.

558
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,480
Instead of making lunch, we're
just screwing.

559
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:19,320
I'm taking me in every way.
Gotta tell my work I'm gonna

560
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,920
need a sick day.
Ask him to get paid.

561
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:28,800
But he said that it's too gay
'cause I can barely walk.

562
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:34,640
Since you just blew my mind
feeling every other face in

563
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:40,400
front of your cock is embedded
in my vagina, I'm gonna have to

564
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,600
ask my first lots of visits too
in town.

565
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,200
Never that.
I'd say it's until we can get

566
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,520
him kicked down.
I can relax.

567
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:55,680
Since your Dick changed my life,
you fucked me 38 * I.

568
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:06,160
Don't think it's a parody
because it'll damn it, just

569
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,520
original.
Yeah.

570
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,960
Pupil swimmer strewn.
Out still go.

571
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:16,000
Out ain't done any dishes, but
we don't care.

572
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,400
Some of these things I don't
think are coming out.

573
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,960
Oh, Ian, I don't think I would
sit there obstruct of the times

574
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:28,920
that I came stroke just as a
Dick that I don't think I can

575
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,880
ever take.
I just know my couch is never

576
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:39,160
going to be the same.
Yeah, you sings in our church

577
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:39,600
choir.
My.

578
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:43,120
Mind feeling everyone?
Right.

579
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:49,920
Who imagined that?
I'm going to have to ice my

580
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,680
poorest.
Lots of visits to downtown.

581
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,080
Never thought I'd say I slip the
weekend.

582
00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:01,600
I can barely walk since You did
change my life.

583
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:07,520
You fucked me 38.
Yeah, All right.

584
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,360
Good job.
Damages.

585
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:12,040
Whoa.
She's awesome, I love her.

586
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,400
It's a damages original I think
the name was actually.

587
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,040
You fucked me 38 times.
I like 38 Special, even though

588
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,360
that's a band, but still works.
Yeah, yeah.

589
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,800
I'll tell Christina hey listen
to the podcast on Tuesday.

590
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:26,440
Yeah, somebody wrote a song
about.

591
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,480
Mikey could just send you the
file right now and you can play

592
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,600
it for her when we're done.
Yeah, awesome.

593
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,480
Yeah, that like Vagine.
No.

594
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,160
Great.
What a great way to rhyme.

595
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,840
What?
What was she rhyming it with?

596
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,120
But don't get every orphis.
You can't get the butt.

597
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,200
You can't get someone when she's
like, Nah, I don't.

598
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:45,720
Know how she won't let you go
there?

599
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,520
Well, I've never really asked.
It's not really my thing anyway,

600
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,920
but I was, you know, we just, we
just know that's not happening.

601
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,640
Nope.
Just no She.

602
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,200
Told me.
I don't know why.

603
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,560
She told me last night.
We're laying in bed.

604
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,840
She's like, give me a terrible
homosexual.

605
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,720
I was like, what?
Yeah, that.

606
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,400
Thank you.
I was like, thank you, I.

607
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,480
Know I appreciate that that's.
Good.

608
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,640
Where do I come from?
I'm like.

609
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,200
That's never been my thing.
Like I could go my entire life

610
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:15,280
without ever entering that area
on a on a woman.

611
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:19,240
I it's just I don't and I've
done it like in my past, but

612
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,560
only because she asked.
It was never like, babe, let me

613
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,320
do let me do this like no, no
thanks.

614
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:27,080
I'm good.
I just, I know what that orifice

615
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,440
is, is mainly function is and
it's that doesn't appeal to me.

616
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,880
Yeah, I'll try not to think
about it just.

617
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,960
Relax.
Everybody's lick one, just not

618
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,120
intentionally like you got down
there and you probably going a

619
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,200
little too far.
You got a little bit of ass in

620
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:43,640
your mouth.
Think.

621
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,800
About think about those times
you've been super drunk and

622
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,400
you're just like all over the
place.

623
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,280
Yeah, who knows?
Tongue might slide a couple of

624
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,200
the places you didn't really
plan on it going.

625
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,040
It happened.
But you didn't go in for the

626
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,960
moment going, I put my tongue in
your asshole.

627
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,480
That's what the that's what the
that's what the the young

628
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,680
generation is doing now.
They're all all of a sudden they

629
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,520
just started eating ass.
Yeah, what happened?

630
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,880
There's nothing wrong.
With it, look, listen, I know,

631
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,320
but listen, I'm not judging.
But it kind of came out of

632
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,680
nowhere where all of a sudden it
was like everybody.

633
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,280
It was like, memes are about it
and everyone's talking like

634
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:16,960
posting.
I don't.

635
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,560
Know if I don't know if really
that much ass eating's going on

636
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,280
I mean I don't know who's saying
I don't know who's doing

637
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,080
anything they're.
Just talking about it, yeah.

638
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,840
Pornhub put out a new stat.
It's 73% of people under the age

639
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,760
of 25 or eating assholes.
We need to actually look at the

640
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,280
Pornhub stats and see what's
going on in the world of sex.

641
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,280
Actually, Jen does our comment
we'll get.

642
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,200
Actually, why don't you just
create a poll for for our

643
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,440
listeners?
Like instead of going to

644
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,200
pornhub, ask the people who
really matter.

645
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,520
They're all going to troll it.
You know they have, right?

646
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,320
We can't trust that.
That's fair, if we did put up a

647
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,280
poll y'all got to be honest.
Like if y'all are licking

648
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,720
licking ass or not.
Not that we're.

649
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,880
Going to do that, we have a poll
that we have to get to from last

650
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,040
week.
We have a winner of the smut

651
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,280
talk poll who did the best smut
talk.

652
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,720
So we'll get to that here at at
the end of the comments.

653
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,400
But let's let's get into the
rest of the comments here.

654
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,120
This first one is from Keisha
says happy Black History Month

655
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,160
stroke and Christina and stroke.
Don't let the white man, Ian,

656
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,160
get you down.
Thank you, Thank you.

657
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,880
I appreciate it.
Jesus Christ, She's 2% on 1%.

658
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,320
Yeah, no, she's.
Just .5, yeah. .5%, yeah.

659
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:24,520
So we make up 1 1/2 percent.
This one says Mikey's puppet

660
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,880
needs a hat.
Yeah, and and also not look like

661
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,760
it has an extra chromosome.
Ian, why don't why you would

662
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,720
make my puppet look like it was
Down syndrome?

663
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:32,840
You know what?
I actually.

664
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,200
Because I hate you.
Well, you know what?

665
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,240
I made a puppet for you.
This is what your puppet's gonna

666
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,160
look like when we when we put it
out that.

667
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,640
Is his puppet for real?
Oh.

668
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,800
My God, Ian, you look fabulous.
Very fabulous.

669
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,680
This is the game you want to
play.

670
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,400
No, not really.
I just thought it was kind of

671
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,480
funny because I put I took your.
Pocket and I put it in.

672
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,200
I put.
It in AI and I was like, I was

673
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,880
like, make him gay and then it
made you like kind of flamboyant

674
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,320
and I was like, make him the
gayest thing you've ever seen in

675
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,160
your life.
And it this and it made me laugh

676
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,440
really hard.
So I wanted to show you guys

677
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,000
because I thought that was
really funny.

678
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,200
I love the martini or.
The.

679
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,360
Cosmopolitan.
I just want to hear the voice

680
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,160
and watch someone just.
Oh my God.

681
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,680
It's on now.
Oh, don't get.

682
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,880
Back I'll have, I'll have, I'll
have one way worse than that by

683
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,360
the end of this episode.
This next one says, Mike, you

684
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:29,400
need to bring back the oh, the
senior Chang gay from community.

685
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,960
I don't have that.
Actually, I will put it when I

686
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,520
get my new board back.
I'll put it on there because

687
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:37,000
that needs to be said a lot.
And he's like gay, gay,

688
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,520
whatever.
That's a great meme because he

689
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,680
said that last episode needed it
a lot.

690
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,160
It was when we were reading the
Smart books.

691
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,520
This one is from Christina, Lady
Stroke says.

692
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,800
I laughed so hard at that
episode.

693
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,560
This Smart had me.
I hate that by.

694
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,080
The playing lady stroke.
I think it's great.

695
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,360
I love that name.
It says welcome back to two and

696
00:31:56,360 --> 00:32:00,840
we missed you.
Next one here is now I.

697
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,440
Now I know why my mom always had
so many Tums and it took me a

698
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,360
second to realize what this guy
was talking about.

699
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,280
Oh, it's the cum dums.
It's.

700
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,120
The cum dums and then I was
like, oh man, sorry.

701
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,000
Why would you say that about
your mom, Anthony?

702
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,680
That's fucked up.
Introducing cum tums.

703
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:21,800
I can see that.
You suck so much Dick that you

704
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,840
have heartburn.
Cum Tums.

705
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,120
For the avid Dick sucker, here
you are.

706
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,200
Cole says this.
Well, it it actually kind of

707
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,920
goes with right with what we're
talking about right now.

708
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,200
This is Cole says they will
never allow you guys back on the

709
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:34,920
radio.
Ever.

710
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,520
Nope.
But it's hilarious.

711
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,280
That's fine, that's true.
Not with, not together.

712
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,040
Probably not.
Yeah, probably because I was

713
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,320
going to say probably not
because I'm actually I am on the

714
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,120
radio in in Massachusetts and
stroke is on the radio in

715
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,880
Florida.
So I don't think.

716
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:53,920
But together that did have to
that's that's fucking scary.

717
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,920
They should though.
It'd make radio good.

718
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,840
Derek Roberts says note to self
get Patreon to hear too and Jen

719
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,880
read porn which it's pretty
good.

720
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,640
Grandma porn is nasty but
profitable.

721
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:10,880
Ian isn't as bitter.
And do not order the NTDS clone

722
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,160
of Willies, he said.
I think you should order it

723
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:18,000
Derek.
We should sell those I.

724
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,960
Like to think about that.
I was like, what is he talking

725
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:20,760
about?
OK, Got.

726
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:24,280
It the clone of Willy thing
we're talking about, but you

727
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,720
said you would get a.
You'd have to get a person.

728
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:29,760
To I got I was told Dick.
I was told by my girlfriend that

729
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,400
I'm not allowed to clothe my
Dick.

730
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:32,840
You're not allowed to clone a
Willie.

731
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,360
No, not that it.
Was funny, my wife said she

732
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,880
would be OK with it, but I
really don't believe that at

733
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,960
all.
No, I think she's full of shit.

734
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,160
Yeah, she's waiting to see what
she'd say.

735
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,200
It's.
A trap?

736
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,080
Ryan says.
I'm at Walmart and I see a book

737
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,240
called Butcher and Blackbird.
Isn't that the one Ian read?

738
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,120
It's me.
I read that that.

739
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,680
Was what you read Blitzer and
Black word OK and it says that's

740
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:55,560
what?
It's a good series.

741
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,320
That made my wife read a
paragraph too much fun in

742
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:04,520
public.
Oh, so Mandy explained this a

743
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,040
little bit.
Here from Mandy she says Ian and

744
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,199
strokes were when we were
reading.

745
00:34:08,199 --> 00:34:10,440
The smut were from a third
person.

746
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,080
Mikey's was from the female
perspective and.

747
00:34:13,199 --> 00:34:14,719
But strokes was from the first
person.

748
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,679
No, and the third person.
And it says finding a male

749
00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:20,400
perspective was surprisingly
harder.

750
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,520
Yeah, but it is.
And then here's his.

751
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,159
I'd say Mikey was the best but
that would be ultra fake and

752
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:30,080
gay.
Everything's fake.

753
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,960
It's true, everything is fake
and gay.

754
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,800
Having to go with two NS reading
because she doesn't have the

755
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,360
hang.
Dang which is a good.

756
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,679
Which is the new term?
I've never heard that for.

757
00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:42,199
A penis.
I remember they they used that

758
00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:45,600
term in role models.
Oh, do they?

759
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:50,840
Yeah, the, the, the, the, the
small African American child is

760
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,880
like he's trying to touch my
hang.

761
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,880
Dang, I'm like, I like that
term.

762
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:01,520
But he says best and loudest
podcast loves us and OK, so so

763
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,080
you guys Are you ready to see
the big winner of the smut like

764
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,760
so for before we put it up there
to explain for anybody, if you

765
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,560
guys didn't listen to last
week's episode, go back and

766
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,440
listen so you can hear us all
read a paragraph or so.

767
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:16,760
You can't because that was a
Patreon and Spotify exclusive.

768
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,400
That I guess you can have.
I hope I didn't win.

769
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,320
I don't want to win.
Well, we do have a winner and we

770
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,520
put a poll up so that people
could vote on who did the best

771
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,000
and the winner is drum roll,
please.

772
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:34,160
I don't have one, Jen. 75% of
the vote too, and.

773
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:39,640
Stroke came in second.
I came in the last, by the way,

774
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:43,240
which I'm really almost want to
fucking have a rematch on this

775
00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,200
thing.
No, I'm mad about it.

776
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,840
No, I'm never doing that again.
We're.

777
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,640
Not doing that.
But yeah, so anyway, so Jen, you

778
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:53,760
won.
Congratulations.

779
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,920
I don't.
You are perfect.

780
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,920
I don't know which win you won.
Scar I scarred my family that's

781
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,880
fine please don't please don't
listen I was like please don't

782
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,120
listen to this episode skip past
this part dude I've.

783
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,640
Never read one of those type of
books.

784
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,240
I've never even watched like 50
Shades of Grey.

785
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:12,400
I haven't either.
I mean not either.

786
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,600
It's not something I would want
to watch.

787
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,680
Watch it.
You have to watch it.

788
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,040
Come on.
Please report back.

789
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,200
Watch it.
Report back Why?

790
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,560
Why do we have to watch?
I'm not saying why.

791
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,560
Because.
Saying do it.

792
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,320
You have to.
It's good.

793
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,160
That's not that's not an answer.
And I got a great book right now

794
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,240
that I'm reading it, I don't
it's way better than any of

795
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,640
this.
It's called How to Start a Cult.

796
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,680
I like that book I'd read.
It's How to Start a Cult for

797
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,800
Dummies.
We need that book.

798
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,320
It's actually great.
It's actually not what it sounds

799
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,080
like.
It's about marketing and they

800
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,400
look at serial killers and how
they convince people into Brandy

801
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,960
and I'm like, this is my book.
Bro, we need to start using some

802
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,160
of your doctor stroke Mastro
skills on the marketing with

803
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,600
this fucking podcast.
Let's go.

804
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,640
You are now I you are now the
marketing director of not that

805
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,280
damn show.
Congratulations for on your on

806
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,360
your.
Promo Thank you.

807
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,040
I will.
We'll send everybody some

808
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:03,480
miracle Kool-aid.
Fuck it, that's fine with me, I

809
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,320
love it.
We will.

810
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,600
Brand What if you will get the
lucky 1?

811
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,440
The rest of you will move on to
Round 2.

812
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,800
How to start a cult?
That's it.

813
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,440
That's the next step for Not
That Damn Show.

814
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,520
We kind of have a little bit of
a cult.

815
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,160
We got the.
Group.

816
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,120
We're the only people killing
listeners.

817
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,320
I mean, other than that one
station, no, I don't.

818
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,840
Remember killing anybody.
Not yet.

819
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:26,520
Not Not yet.
Not yet.

820
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,560
Soon.
OK, gotcha.

821
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,640
Gotcha.
Gotcha, we're.

822
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,040
Trying to get publicity if we're
going to kill somebody and do

823
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,840
what we got to do.
So if anybody wants to, you

824
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:38,400
know, be that ultimate sacrifice
mikey@ntds.com, let.

825
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:44,400
Me know we'll get you set up,
send you a camera, you can

826
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,480
stream it for us, put you on
the.

827
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,440
Show Ian remember that time we
gave away this is like in

828
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,160
Florida when we worked together
years ago.

829
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:53,920
We gave away tickets to the to
the gun show and I'm like I

830
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,880
don't go Ian.
We were reading some one day in

831
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,600
the news locally.
I go I name sounds familiar and

832
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,160
I think Ian you looked it up and
he had what tickets to the gun

833
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,160
show.
I'm like, I wonder if he used

834
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,000
the gun that we gave him tickets
to get.

835
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,720
Yeah, motherfucker shot
somebody.

836
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:12,840
What the fuck?
Could you in, in a roundabout

837
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,120
way, get in trouble for
something like that as well?

838
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,920
You know, even the tickets to
the gun show.

839
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,560
Gave him tickets.
I mean he would still have to go

840
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,600
in and purchase a gun.
As I said, we didn't give him

841
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,960
the money to buy the fucking
gun.

842
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,160
That was all him.
We just.

843
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:29,080
We just gave him a free access
to look around.

844
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,760
There's definitely some piece of
shit lawyer out there who would

845
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,200
who would try to like that and
sue.

846
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,200
Probably.
Probably.

847
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,440
Fuck, that's funny as.
Hell, you can't.

848
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,720
You can't even argue negligence.
We didn't know he had gun money.

849
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,040
I didn't know he was evil.
Yeah, you're.

850
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,120
Supposed to know I mean.
How are you supposed to know?

851
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:47,840
You're supposed to know you're
supposed to.

852
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,320
Call #9 Who do you want to
murder?

853
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,120
Oh.
I'm sorry, I can just, I can

854
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:56,000
just access the, the, the moral
standing of a person just based

855
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,480
off a fucking phone call.
Sometimes you can depends on

856
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,800
what they say.
Do if you guys weren't look,

857
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:04,040
hypothetically speaking, because
I was just having this

858
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,320
conversation with my wife the
other day that like if you were

859
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,120
super, super fucking rich, would
you, do you think, do you think

860
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,480
any you need to kill somebody?
I wouldn't have to.

861
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,960
I'm super fucking rich.
I'll have other people do.

862
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,680
It yeah, you know, how do you
know how like the rumor is that

863
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,400
there's like the elites that
will go out and pay to like kill

864
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,040
somebody or what?
I think there's even a there's a

865
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,760
couple of movies based on that
where like you're you're multi

866
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,560
billionaire and you can pay to
go hunt somebody down and

867
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,480
fucking shoot them.
I don't hate somebody enough to.

868
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,000
Kill them.
Yeah, yeah, that's what that's

869
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,160
the movie I was thinking of
actually.

870
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,960
That's a good movie.
Isn't isn't Ice T in that movie

871
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,800
and they were chasing him?
I don't remember there's that,

872
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,600
movie's been remade like 8
times.

873
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:44,640
But whatever.
So.

874
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,640
So basically it's a guy on an
island and all these rich people

875
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,760
pay to go hunt this dude down
and shoot him.

876
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,120
Yeah, yeah.
I remember the one from the 80s

877
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:53,960
or maybe early 90s but I don't
I.

878
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,840
Remember the one from the 30s
but 30s?

879
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,960
I mean, I would have to, yeah,
it's a very old movie.

880
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:03,280
I would have to have to, I would
have to hunt everything else

881
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,040
first before I got to that
point, because that's kind of

882
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:10,120
the basis of of the movies that
the, the, the, the Super

883
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,200
wealthy, they've haunted
everything else.

884
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,960
Yeah, done it all.
So this is the the ultimate game

885
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:18,600
is to kill to kill the fucking.
Yeah, I'd be like, I'd have this

886
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,320
big old, you know, taxidermist
and he'd have to just work on

887
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:21,720
it.
Look at my.

888
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,800
Look at my draft.
Could you imagine someone

889
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,480
someones head?
Right between the if it.

890
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,560
Got yeah, If it got to that
point, you got to mount the

891
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,080
person.
Hell yeah.

892
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,760
Gross.
In your skin, in your lovely

893
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,640
room of death.
They did Brazil, where they kind

894
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,800
of do.
Well, it's not the same, but

895
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,520
you're dead, you know.
And they, they they kind of set

896
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:45,840
up a little scene at the
funeral.

897
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,120
I've seen when we talked about
this.

898
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,560
Yeah.
You can go by and look like if

899
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,080
you were, let's say you rode
your street bike, because I

900
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,920
remember that image.
The guy was sitting on the

901
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,320
street bike like this, but he's
dead.

902
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,040
And everybody's going by like,
oh, we miss John.

903
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,880
Creepy that's.
Awesome, actually.

904
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,560
It's not awesome.
It's like with TP USA, put up a

905
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,880
fucking tent where Charlie Kirk
got shot and like come take a

906
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,880
picture of the fucking tent the
Charlie Kirk got shot.

907
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,120
Get out of here.
That's weird.

908
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,640
That's that is weird.
Super fucking weird.

909
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,560
Borderline cultish.
Yeah, for sure.

910
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,280
All right, so let's move on.
And this week we wanted to do,

911
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,560
we've done this a couple of
times on the show and I think we

912
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,640
did it when Jen, Jen, when you
were gone, actually the second

913
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:28,520
called what happened in your
town, where we kind of try to

914
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,160
find one of the stories that
happened in our towns.

915
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,160
And since we're all kind of from
all over the place, even though

916
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,320
Jen and I are both in California
and Stroke and Ian are both in

917
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,840
Florida, we're all in different
parts.

918
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,440
Well, I'm actually going to do a
story from Ohio since I'm

919
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:43,080
originally from Cleveland, OH.
Stroke and Ian are in different

920
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,360
parts of Florida, and Jen's
going to handle California

921
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,480
story.
Who wants to go first?

922
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,160
We didn't really pick.
Tell the story.

923
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,600
Tell what happened in your town.
Nobody says I'll go.

924
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,240
I'll.
Go.

925
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:55,440
First, OK.
We'll just go like that.

926
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,600
We'll just go.
Yeah, yeah, Circle.

927
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:01,480
A Panama City man has been
arrested for reckless driving

928
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,920
and criminal mischief that
resulted in an estimate

929
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:09,840
estimated 50 graves being
damaged or destroyed.

930
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,560
Here it was yeah.
Is is the guy was driving

931
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,920
recklessly in an area when he
when his vehicle entered the

932
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:21,560
cemetery grounds, and rather
than stopping immediately, he

933
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,320
just intentionally continued to
drive through the cemetery until

934
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:29,040
his truck became disabled,
damaging 50 graves in the

935
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,280
process.
What?

936
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,640
An.
Asshole, come on.

937
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,480
Shitty.
Man, I think there's just some

938
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,520
things that are sort of like
even if you're a criminal,

939
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,080
should still be sacred.
Sacred, yeah.

940
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,880
I agree.
Yeah, fuck with somebody like

941
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,120
that shit.
Like a grave, like that's just,

942
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:47,920
that's kind of sick.
It is sick all.

943
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,680
Right.
Well, what's happening in Panama

944
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,040
City, Jen?
What's happening in California?

945
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:57,440
So 21 people, including four
juveniles, were arrested in

946
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,440
Sacramento County for stealing
from a Dollar Tree store in

947
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:05,520
South Sacramento as part of a
giant retail theft operation 20.

948
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:13,000
$1.00 tree.
Dollar Tree, 21 people.

949
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,400
Barely.
Exactly.

950
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,160
These these people, The
Sheriff's Office said.

951
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:23,640
It's like a 40% increase in
financial losses per the Dollar

952
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,720
Tree stores throughout
Sacramento just last year.

953
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:31,160
That's crazy. 40% in losses.
That's nuts.

954
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,480
So this store was on Florin
Road.

955
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:38,320
It had reported, which I'm not
making this up, 67 calls to law

956
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:43,560
enforcement.
Yeah, Florin Rd. had reported 67

957
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,960
calls to law enforcement in just
three months, highlighting the

958
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,880
persistent issue of the theft of
these stores out there.

959
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:54,880
So people are just.
Looting.

960
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,320
Yes, yeah.
That one store on Florin Road.

961
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,560
Yeah, six, Yeah, six of the
suspects are eligible for

962
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,320
prosecution and it increases
penalties.

963
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,360
So, you know, hopefully they get
they get what they deserve.

964
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,680
Stop stealing shit.
Stop stealing shit.

965
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,680
I mean, if you're going to do
it, get something to value.

966
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,160
That's what I was going to say.
Like if you're going to just, if

967
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:19,040
you're going to risk your
fucking being a becoming a

968
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:24,360
criminal, go to, go to go to
Nordstrom Rack, go somewhere I

969
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,160
don't give a fuck.
Best.

970
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,440
Buy.
Best.

971
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,680
Buy for real.
Get you a Samsung?

972
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,280
Come on.
Anything but the dollar store.

973
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,960
Dollar Tree.
They don't have shit.

974
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,560
Are you going to get some
fucking cheap ass Saran wrap

975
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,960
like that place sucks.
It does.

976
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,120
Sorry.
Yeah, there's very, every once

977
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,120
in a while go in there just to
see what's around, you know,

978
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,840
like if I, my daughter needs a a
poster board for school, you

979
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,960
know, perfect for that stuff.
He's way better than going to

980
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,080
Walmart.
Other than that, I'm not really.

981
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,360
There's not anything that I
really need from.

982
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,600
There no.
No, they got pregnancy tests.

983
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,840
I'm like, no, I don't need a
pregnancy test.

984
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,880
They got them in a pregnancy.
Dollar Tree.

985
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:01,960
Didn't we?
Didn't we?

986
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:07,200
When?
What's her fucking name for a

987
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,520
pregen I can't remember?
Didn't we?

988
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,000
Didn't we give her dollar?
We gave her dollar store

989
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,400
pregnancy test when she got
pregnant.

990
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:14,800
Yeah, we did.
And it.

991
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,120
Worked.
They were cheap as fuck and it

992
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:16,600
was.
And.

993
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,480
It was.
Did you work?

994
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,000
It was.
It worked, Olive.

995
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,560
Tree ones.
Yeah, they work.

996
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:24,480
Yeah, I feel like they've been
sitting up in a like a, a hot

997
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,800
storage unit or something.
Then they just, you know.

998
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:28,320
Expired.
They're expired now.

999
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,960
Yeah, like if they started
selling, I don't know they do,

1000
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,200
but I don't think they sell
condoms.

1001
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,160
But if you're going to buy 1,
you wouldn't buy them from the

1002
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,240
Dollar Tree out it'd.
Be all dried up.

1003
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,040
Definitely.
It was like all dusty and shit.

1004
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:42,680
We had a guy years ago that I
worked this before he ended and

1005
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:46,000
he, he had a we'd get, you know,
when you do the spring break to,

1006
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,720
we used to be real big for
spring breakdown here.

1007
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:51,080
They'd send all this shit and
they sent these condoms, these

1008
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,960
Trojans, half the staff would
take them, right?

1009
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:57,160
Yeah, One guy, one guy that was
in our sales department had, he

1010
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,800
just threw some of the back of I
guess he maybe he had the the

1011
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,480
account or something, but he
threw a bunch into his trunk.

1012
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,720
He was in there for a year,
through the whole Florida, the

1013
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,480
heat.
Next spring break, he's like,

1014
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,040
oh, and he starts handing them
out.

1015
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,680
I'm like dude.
I would, yeah.

1016
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,120
There's like a whole generation
of idiots walking around right

1017
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,560
now because of his fucking
incompetence.

1018
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:23,320
God.
Anyway, before we move on, I

1019
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,640
just want to share something
real quick.

1020
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,600
That's not that's not good.
Enough.

1021
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:28,640
I don't even look like Mikey
though.

1022
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,800
Doesn't even look.
Like I know I forgot his stupid

1023
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,400
hat, but I'm also.
Going to rush this one, looks

1024
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:36,680
like you.
Well, you can't tell with all

1025
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:40,280
the makeup and glasses on it.
Still looks like you it does.

1026
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,640
It really doesn't.
I mean, I think I can see the

1027
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,840
thing in there, but I can't see
the Mikey in that.

1028
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,040
Like I'm really trying.
I really can't but that because

1029
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,640
it's different.
Because it's not real.

1030
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,280
Yeah, but the other one looks
more like your your hair and.

1031
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,240
All I'm trying to do is get
people to want to join Patreon.

1032
00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:00,720
That's all.
Because people who are listening

1033
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:02,400
have no idea what we're talking
about or what.

1034
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,040
This is going to say that if
you're if you're listening on on

1035
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,520
iheart or Spotify, wherever
you're listening and you're not

1036
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,240
watching, you're missing these
super gay puppets that we're

1037
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,720
putting up on the screen.
Gay.

1038
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,840
I'm going to have to make a gay
stroke and a gay Jen puppet too.

1039
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,280
We're just going to all make
have gay.

1040
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:24,360
Oh I can't wait to see Jen's
just like super Butch like in.

1041
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,840
My Crosstrek?
Fuck yeah.

1042
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,640
All right, I'll go.
I'll go next and then stroke.

1043
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,600
You can wrap us up.
I'll do what happened in my

1044
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,760
town.
I grew up in the Cleveland area,

1045
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,320
actually in a a suburb called
Parma and we're massive in

1046
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,720
Parma.
That's all I listen to out

1047
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:43,720
there, which is like 3 people.
But I'm going to tell you what

1048
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:45,360
happened there in Parma
recently.

1049
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,520
This is Parma is really kind of
a weird town because it's sort

1050
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:52,800
of a place where if you move
there, you have like you like

1051
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,640
you basically have fallen off
like your life has gone to shit.

1052
00:47:56,040 --> 00:48:00,960
But if you were born there and
you were raised there, your life

1053
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,960
is kind of shitty and your life
is going to go to shit.

1054
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,840
You have no ambition.
But it's really strange.

1055
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,320
When people get out, they tend
to be they tend to be

1056
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,440
successful.
You have to escape the trap of

1057
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:10,280
Parma.
OH are.

1058
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:17,920
Your family still live there?
Yeah, my mom does OK.

1059
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,600
She's fine though.
She's all good.

1060
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:24,080
Anyway, I've told you guys
before that the the mascot of

1061
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:27,040
that town is a Flamingo.
I don't know why.

1062
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,880
It's just this gigantic pink
Flamingo.

1063
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,840
Well, Ohio in in in Ohio in
Parma, OH.

1064
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,480
They it's like Florida's mascot
being a fucking Penguin.

1065
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,760
That makes no sense.
It doesn't make any sense at

1066
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,480
all, but that's what they do.
And they take this gigantic

1067
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,640
Flamingo, which is probably the
size of, you know, a small

1068
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,680
child.
And they put it, they have a big

1069
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,200
one and they put it next to the
sign when you're coming into the

1070
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,040
city, it says welcome to Parma.
It's just one of those big

1071
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,880
welcome to Parma signs.
And there's a big gigantic

1072
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:56,800
fucking Flamingo next to it.
Well, apparently it's been

1073
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:00,640
stolen and that's the that's the
big news and Parma that this

1074
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:04,520
Flamingo has been stolen twice.
As a matter of fact, they it's

1075
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,160
was stolen and they never got it
back.

1076
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,560
They bought a new one and then
it got stolen again.

1077
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,240
People like fuck this Flamingo.
We're not going to have it out

1078
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:14,240
here.
These a couple of guys, a couple

1079
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:17,400
of 20 year old dudes from
another town to over Valley View

1080
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,520
ended up getting busted for
stealing this fucking thing.

1081
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,200
So they did get it back.
But The thing is, is that they

1082
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,800
were not even sure if they're
going to put it back out there

1083
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,200
because people continuously keep
stealing this fucking Flamingo

1084
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,760
in Parma.
OH, and that's what's happening

1085
00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:32,520
in my town.
That's funny.

1086
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,200
Big news.
Well, I had to search because

1087
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,080
there's not a whole lot
happening in my town.

1088
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,480
You know, it's a, there's not a
whole lot of crime goes on in

1089
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,120
the that area.
But occasionally, you know,

1090
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,320
people love massage parlors.
When the tours come to town,

1091
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,560
they do stupid shit.
But we have a lady from

1092
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,000
Louisiana who decided to come to
the area.

1093
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,880
I guess prior she worked at a
bank in Louisiana.

1094
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,520
She was a manager.
And you know the temptation

1095
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,400
there, she thought.
My father's fucking money.

1096
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,440
I got the keys to the I know the
code and everything to the safe.

1097
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,840
She stole $150,000.
Holy shit.

1098
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,160
Yeah, and she decided she wanted
to come this way.

1099
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,600
Well, they already knew she was
responsible because the manager

1100
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,320
didn't show up things.
I mean, I'm sure the

1101
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,720
investigation was very like,
duh, let me know who did this.

1102
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:21,400
See, This is why I couldn't work
at a bank, because if, if they

1103
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,440
ever let me into the safe and I
see those stacks of money, the

1104
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,360
temptation's very real.
Yeah.

1105
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,120
So she thought it out.
I guess she thought somewhat of

1106
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,320
it out.
So the cops they put out of, you

1107
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:36,320
know, be on the lookout for and
between the Sheriff's Department

1108
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,600
and the Police Department and
the US Marshals that we're

1109
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,200
looking for.
They, they found her.

1110
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,960
They pulled her over and they
said at first she was acting

1111
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:48,320
suicidal, but she didn't fight.
So they, they grabbed her,

1112
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,160
arrest her.
And then they look in the cooler

1113
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,600
and there's $150,000.
It says now you didn't spend a

1114
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,680
dollar of it.
I was spending on.

1115
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,240
Sitting with the Dollar Tree and
load it up but.

1116
00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:01,680
You got to wait, you know, like
we had that guy that robbed a

1117
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,000
bank and called us and asked
Rick, our attorney.

1118
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,120
I robbed a bank in the 90s.
Can I still have the money?

1119
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:10,280
Can I spend it?
This is like 2015.

1120
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:14,960
And Rick was like, yeah, the,
the the statue's like 5 years.

1121
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:15,720
Spend that shit.
Oh my God.

1122
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,680
What you should do is let me
here's here.

1123
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,880
If you're going to rob a bank,
and I'm not saying I'm not

1124
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,360
telling you to go do it, but do
whatever you want.

1125
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,160
If you're going to rob a bank,
take whatever money you get

1126
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,000
immediately.
I would take that money, put it

1127
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,200
like on a disposable debit card,
and then go buy like Bitcoin or

1128
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,000
something, even though bitcoins
kind of fucked up right now.

1129
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,320
But I would go buy some sort of
crypto where it can't be traced

1130
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,040
at that point and then go put it
off in a wallet somewhere and

1131
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,600
wait a little while.
Yeah, do you not let?

1132
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,120
It grow while you're in jail.
Grow.

1133
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:44,880
I don't know how to do any of
that.

1134
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:48,240
Yeah, 'cause I'm looking at this
whole Samantha Guthrie thing,

1135
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:50,120
you know, the Bitcoin and the
ransom of her mom.

1136
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,960
It's crazy.
And I'm like, listen, I'm going,

1137
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,760
this can't be an average person,
'cause I don't know how to,

1138
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:58,320
like, make my IP bounce around
and then have this all blocked

1139
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,520
and do all this, at least the
information we got.

1140
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,000
So I'm like, yeah, this is
weird.

1141
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:04,960
Well, the Bitcoin stuff is like,
it's just not traceable.

1142
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:08,040
It's so if you open up, if you
get a Bitcoin wallet, like it

1143
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:10,200
has its own address, it doesn't
go to anybody.

1144
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:13,120
It as long as you own it, as
long as you have that physical

1145
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,000
wallet, you're good.
If you're using like Robin Hood

1146
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,240
or something like that, that's
different.

1147
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,240
It's going to get trace back to
you.

1148
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,360
But that dude, that story's
fucking crazy.

1149
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:28,680
There is definitely so weird to
me that like them getting on TV

1150
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:33,280
and and reading what they read.
It felt super awkward and almost

1151
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,000
forced.
And then they get on TV like it

1152
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,680
all just seems, I hate to say
it, fake and gay.

1153
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,800
It seems very fake and gay to me
and I don't know why I don't.

1154
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:44,680
I don't feel terrible.
I don't get that vibe.

1155
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,960
I I can know people like
different around situations that

1156
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:51,520
are very stressful.
I got the vibe that, you know,

1157
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:55,840
they've been coached a little
bit and you know, and they they

1158
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,000
were saying certain things that
were to whoever is responsible.

1159
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,720
I'm assuming it's a couple.
It's a couple, a few people.

1160
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,160
It has to.
Be and then last night and then

1161
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,400
last night as as of Saturday
nights, we're recording on a

1162
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,080
Sunday when she said we just
want to celebrate with her.

1163
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:12,680
I watched part of that clip.
It came she's posted on

1164
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:13,920
Instagram.
It's the first time anybody's

1165
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:14,960
ever done this.
But think about it.

1166
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,480
You post on Instagram, the media
is following this story so big

1167
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,200
they're just going to put it on
TV so it's covered everywhere.

1168
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,400
They're probably looking open.
They can track it through the

1169
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:25,360
socials and every there's a lot
going on we don't know about.

1170
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,560
There'll be a documentary on
this one day.

1171
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,160
We've been had a good We haven't
had a good kidnapping case in a

1172
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,720
while.
This is pretty crazy.

1173
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:37,320
It really is, especially for an
elderly woman.

1174
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,360
That's really bizarre.
Right.

1175
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:43,800
I can't think of a single time
in my life where it's been an

1176
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:47,720
elderly person like this being
kidnapped and held for ransom to

1177
00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:50,040
A to a celebrity, basically
because Savannah Country is a

1178
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,800
celebrity.
So it's it's just so.

1179
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,400
She's worth $40 million.
It's out today.

1180
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,600
I think I just read earlier
that, yeah, they said 40

1181
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:02,640
million, but the ransom, this is
just what was out today.

1182
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:06,960
6,000,000 is what they want.
She may be paying for for the if

1183
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:10,000
if you know the body she may be
just wanting to bury her loved

1184
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:10,240
one.
I'm.

1185
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:12,160
Sad.
God, I hope that's.

1186
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,520
I think that's.
So awful.

1187
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:18,800
I think if you're super wealthy
like I might be, I might be

1188
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,920
wrong, but I think you can get
you can be insured against

1189
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,520
kidnappings.
I think you.

1190
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,160
Can.
Yeah, I think so.

1191
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,120
You can insure a lot of things.
Like as stupid as this sounds

1192
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,800
like you can for voice over
people, you can insure your

1193
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,240
voice.
Like I fucking read something I.

1194
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:34,080
Think Jamie Lee Curtis insured
her legs.

1195
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,440
Yeah, Jlo entered her butt, as
fucked up as that sounds,

1196
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,440
because because she was, because
like, this was back in the the

1197
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:43,760
early 90s and 2000s or late 90s
and 2000s, that was what she was

1198
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:45,320
known for.
So if it's something had

1199
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:49,360
happened to her for whatever
reason, I don't know, but like,

1200
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:50,720
maybe we don't care.
Yeah.

1201
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:51,560
What, what?
What can we I?

1202
00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:53,960
Mean it's not.
It's not even that nice to look

1203
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,920
at.
Maybe it's just because I know

1204
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:59,000
that she's a cunt.
Yeah, maybe that has a lot to do

1205
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,280
with it.
She's a gigantico.

1206
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,040
She actually made our list of
the worst Super Bowl

1207
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:05,400
performances, which I want to
get it.

1208
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,360
Well, I'm going to play a little
clip.

1209
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:10,800
I think it was this was the one
where she where she was on with

1210
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,040
Shakira.
He.

1211
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,240
Goes Oh yeah, it was Jlo and
Shakira and she's.

1212
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:18,080
Terrible did the tongue out.
Tongue.

1213
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,160
I can't.
I get so mixed up with these

1214
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,240
Super Bowls.
I can't.

1215
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,600
I think she did, actually.
Isn't that the one where it was

1216
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,360
like 2019 or whatever that was?
Recently, yeah.

1217
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:31,920
Yeah, and she's sticking her
tongue out 20. 20/20/2020 I

1218
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,000
think.
Yeah, that's how Kova got

1219
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,160
started.
It's there, it's not wrong.

1220
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:39,960
Where I read it right on the
Internet with somebody.

1221
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,560
But it was This is a good time
to move into that because our I

1222
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:46,480
have no idea if today's Super
Bowl performance is going to be

1223
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,640
good or bad.
I don't really care if I'm it's,

1224
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,280
it's not music that I'm that I'm
supposed to like.

1225
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,640
I just want to watch the game.
I don't give a I've never given

1226
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,040
a shit about the halftime show.
I always forget about, I always

1227
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,520
care about the halftime show
because I don't really care

1228
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,280
about the game.
So to me it's the halftime show,

1229
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,320
the commercials, whatever.
Other than that, I don't.

1230
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:05,680
The game is on, it's on.
But so obviously today's up.

1231
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:07,800
Today's did not make this list,
but it could be really good.

1232
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,480
So I have no idea that it would,
but I do have the top ten worst

1233
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:13,960
Super Bowl performances
according to me.

1234
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,760
And I know that some of them,
there's one some that go back

1235
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,280
even further that I probably
could add.

1236
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:22,640
Like did you guys know that in
the early 90s Disney used to do

1237
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,720
a lot of the Super Bowl
performances and in the early

1238
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:28,920
90s they did a Indiana Jones
themed Super Bowl?

1239
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:30,920
That's kind of cool show.
Was it cool?

1240
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:31,480
It was.
Terrible.

1241
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:32,840
No, it wasn't.
It was terrible.

1242
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,880
It.
Wasn't good at all, now I'm sad.

1243
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,000
It's really bad.
The ride is awesome.

1244
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,960
They fucked it up that bad.
Ride is fucking great and that

1245
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:40,760
was the whole point.
They were promoting Disney and

1246
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,360
the ride and all that shit and
but it was not good.

1247
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,360
Flopped.
Got.

1248
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,880
It but so that, but that also
didn't make my list.

1249
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:51,560
But some of these ones are
closer to our age, I guess you

1250
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,480
could say, instead of going way
back when we were little, little

1251
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:54,400
kids.
But we'll start off with this

1252
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:57,400
very first one here is from
2012, and it is Madonna.

1253
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,120
I hear you.
Nobody on earth is going to tell

1254
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:14,240
me that was not lip synched.
No, that, that's why she's on

1255
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:16,600
this list, because it was over
produced.

1256
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:19,000
She was not singing at all.
There was definitely a

1257
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,400
recording.
The lady's 110 years.

1258
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,520
Old people don't sound like
that.

1259
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,080
She's flailing.
She's flailing about.

1260
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,040
What the fuck was that?
This.

1261
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,360
Most of them actually really
sing.

1262
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:32,600
I think some of them do.
Yeah, I think they do now.

1263
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:34,440
Yeah, yeah.
I think some of them really,

1264
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:36,680
really do.
But this is 2012.

1265
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,280
You're Madonna.
You should be singing.

1266
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:40,240
Yeah, if you're if.
You're like a fucking.

1267
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,480
Cheerleader But if you're doing
a bunch of dancing and a bunch

1268
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:46,320
of moves and your voice is
perfect, that's that's not like

1269
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:49,040
something wrong.
Because there's no way it should

1270
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,840
not sound like album quality.
And I, and I know that there's,

1271
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:56,400
there's some acts that we, we,
we've been to many shows and

1272
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,240
there's some acts that sound
like they're just straight off

1273
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:02,080
the album.
Like like my, my friends went to

1274
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,800
go see Hailstorm last night.
I remember seeing them for the

1275
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,600
first time.
I'm like are they lip syncing or

1276
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,400
is that really hard?
They're just really that.

1277
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:10,400
Good.
Yeah, she's just really that

1278
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,720
good.
Like I've seen them acoustic

1279
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:13,400
too, and she's just a really
good singer.

1280
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:16,400
They sound great.
So some some people do sound

1281
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,760
really good and some just don't.
But but she's also not up there

1282
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,480
dancing around like fucking
Britney Spears.

1283
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:25,720
No, she's she's just doing her
shit and the end.

1284
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:32,880
In 2015, the Super Bowl had Katy
Perry in the in the halftime

1285
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,120
show, I.
Remember that stupid?

1286
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:39,200
Shit, a certain a certain little
shark stole the show, but it was

1287
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:42,240
a terrible performance because
Katy Perry sucks and she made my

1288
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,400
list here at #9 I'll play a
little clip.

1289
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,800
Thanks, I appreciate you keeping
it short.

1290
00:58:55,680 --> 00:59:03,840
What did the shark do?
The one shark, it was shark, I

1291
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:06,120
think it was, it was her left
shark.

1292
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:09,720
So the left shark became like,
it was just up there dancing and

1293
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,360
was like, so really into it that
people were so focused on the

1294
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,320
shark and didn't give a shit
about Katy Perry.

1295
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:18,920
Not they should anyway.
I remember the next day, you

1296
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:21,000
know, people talking about it on
the radio and whatever it was,

1297
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,720
like the Stark, the shark stole
the show.

1298
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,720
Like I can't.
Remember that?

1299
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:26,560
But I bet the shark, whoever it
was, was going around.

1300
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,160
I was the shark back in that
Super Bowl.

1301
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:28,680
I.
Would I?

1302
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:32,680
Would channel everybody, but
then you'd have to my.

1303
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:35,840
Resume I was the left shark.
At the I was the left shark.

1304
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:38,680
But then you'd have to find some
way to prove it.

1305
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,320
You'd now I wonder.
If you 80 dropper.

1306
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,520
If you use that line on a woman
in a bar, do you think you'd get

1307
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:46,760
some ass?
Yes.

1308
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:49,680
Absolutely.
It's it's a lot about selling

1309
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:52,720
yourself anyway.
Promote you're.

1310
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:54,920
Good enough if you if you could
sell it the right way, you'd

1311
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,160
like the Super Bowl.
Yeah, say it like casual, like,

1312
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:00,160
yeah, I like, yeah, I've been
there.

1313
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:01,560
At the Super Bowl, You're like,
oh, really?

1314
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,720
You like sharks?
You remember that Katy Perry

1315
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:05,160
thing?
I was like.

1316
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,240
Or you could even say like,
yeah, I mean, I would.

1317
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,680
We were supposed to.
I was supposed to be, I was

1318
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:13,440
supposed to be, you know, on
stage.

1319
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,840
I was the right shark, you know,
whatever.

1320
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,440
I'm not the I wasn't the last
shark, but I was there.

1321
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,720
Then you wouldn't get laid if
you were the right shark.

1322
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,440
People be like, oh he's a
faggot.

1323
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:24,840
I bet, I bet we could probably
get away with that.

1324
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:32,280
Jesus God damn it.
I'm just saying that's like they

1325
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:34,400
wouldn't care about the right
shark.

1326
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:36,120
They'd be like, this guy's a
fruit.

1327
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:37,840
Nobody cares about the stupid
right.

1328
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,320
So but if you're the left shark,
they're obviously you're like

1329
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:44,800
you put yourself in out there,
like never mind whatever, just

1330
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,560
get drunk and have sex with
sharks.

1331
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:50,160
Next on the list.
This one I added to the list and

1332
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,360
I am a, I'm a fan of this
person.

1333
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,920
I think, you know, just because
kind of growing up with his

1334
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:58,320
music a little bit or whatever.
But in 2024, he did a very low

1335
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:03,040
energy, kind of weird pacing.
He looked tired and old and he

1336
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:05,000
then he took his shirt off and
it was bad and talking about

1337
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:10,920
Usher.
So he's coming in at #8I don't.

1338
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:17,680
Even remember.
This, yeah, seems not even

1339
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:20,000
memorable.
I just stripping.

1340
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:22,680
I pretty much.
I think I kind of remember that

1341
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:23,480
one.
I don't.

1342
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:26,880
I was hammered at that super.
Most of the time I hammered.

1343
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,320
I gotta say it's.
The case.

1344
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:31,680
That's why I don't understand
why people care so much.

1345
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,240
I just, I don't really watch the
halftime shows.

1346
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:39,000
I do, I try to that's when I try
to refill my plate, piss, get

1347
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,840
more beer.
Just just do what you what you

1348
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:43,400
normally do when there's a
commercial break.

1349
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:44,960
But I think commercials are
better.

1350
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,600
I think you're missing the thing
here though, is there's people

1351
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:50,040
that watch the Super Bowl for
the commercials and for the

1352
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,240
halftime show and for the
entertainment aspect of it, and

1353
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,280
then there's people who watch
the Super Bowl for the football

1354
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:57,520
and for the game and.
All of those things will be on

1355
01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:59,400
YouTube 5 minutes after they
air.

1356
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:02,560
But it's not the same thing.
You're like you're at a Super

1357
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,640
Bowl party or whatever.
You're missing the point like

1358
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:06,560
that.
I get where you're what you're

1359
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:08,520
saying, but I think you're sort
of missing the point here.

1360
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:10,480
So some people watch it for the
entertainment aspect.

1361
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,000
Other people are missing the
point because this is about the

1362
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,520
football game.
It's about seeing which team is

1363
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,680
the fucking champion.
It's literally not.

1364
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:18,960
Just about.
The football game.

1365
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:21,440
I think it's about the I think
it's about there's football

1366
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,320
fans, there's people who love
the party and get around their

1367
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:24,840
friends don't really give a
shit.

1368
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,320
And you know, there are people
who probably just want to watch

1369
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:29,200
the commercials.
What I have a problem was they

1370
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,240
keep releasing the damn
commercials early and I'm like,

1371
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:35,400
well that's.
And by the way, they have those

1372
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:39,600
I I saw this yesterday and it it
it made me it really opened my

1373
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:41,800
eyes.
You know those betting apps

1374
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,560
where you can bet on anything,
not like sports betting, but the

1375
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:45,640
ones we can bet on holiday
market.

1376
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:50,720
Yeah, yeah, If you, no, the ones
where you don't, you bet against

1377
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:57,080
people, don't, don't, don't bet
on shit like the, the, the, the

1378
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,160
Bad Bunny thing.
Because it's like, will Bad

1379
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,680
Bunny sing this song?
Like these people who are making

1380
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:04,840
these bets already know in
advance and they're suckering

1381
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,720
people because they're like,
well, will Bad Bunny sing this

1382
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,400
song?
They know because these are

1383
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:12,160
people that are are on the
production crew.

1384
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:14,760
And it's completely, there's no
regulation to that.

1385
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,920
So any, none whatsoever.
They want to, yeah.

1386
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:19,800
And if I was whoever the hell
Bad Bunny is, because I, I truly

1387
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,720
don't know any of the songs, but
but Bad Bunny, if I was Bad

1388
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:25,640
Bunny, I would look at it and
then I'm like put $20 million

1389
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:27,120
down on this because I'm.
Fucking man.

1390
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:30,680
Yeah, I would too.
Because I know the answer.

1391
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:34,120
The only, the only thing I know
about Bad Bunny is he was kind

1392
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:35,840
of sort of halfway funny and
happy.

1393
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:37,720
Guild more too.
That's all I know, yeah.

1394
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:38,920
Yeah, yeah.
No, he was on right now.

1395
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's on the caddy.

1396
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:44,080
Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that,
That that was him.

1397
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:46,160
But he also performed on the
Super Bowl.

1398
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,160
I forget what year it was like
he was like a special guest.

1399
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,240
It was a very, it was.
Yeah, it was he.

1400
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:54,080
Was with Jlo and Shakira,
actually, maybe you might be

1401
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,560
right.
Yeah, so.

1402
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:58,640
I'm so bad with that type of
genre and paying attention to

1403
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,440
celebrities lives.
I.

1404
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,240
Me too.
That was the first time I heard

1405
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:04,040
his name.
I swear I'm like what?

1406
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:08,200
Honestly I thought Bad Bunny was
a was a DJ like a dude.

1407
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:11,720
I didn't even know he had.
I didn't even know his name.

1408
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,520
And Happy Gilmore, too.
But like, bad bunnies in the

1409
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:14,560
Super Bowl.
I'm like that.

1410
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:15,800
Catch me outside, girl.
Oh.

1411
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:18,360
My.
God, bad Bobby.

1412
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:23,360
She's doing next Super Bowl.
Perfect shit coming in at #7 of

1413
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:27,880
the worst top ten worst Super
Bowl performances is Maroon 5.

1414
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:30,640
I have no reason to God.
I have nothing to explain other

1415
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:31,080
than the.
Fact.

1416
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:43,440
That stupid tattoo that he had.
See that?

1417
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,800
That's how you know that was not
lip singing.

1418
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,520
He just sucks.
Yeah, he.

1419
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,640
Was terrible.
He's a poser.

1420
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:52,040
I hate his tattoos.
I fucking hate.

1421
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,440
His tattoos.
Come on, you're like, he looks

1422
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:57,680
like a like a sticker book.
He went to a flash sale and just

1423
01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:03,000
pick that one.
Pick that one.

1424
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:06,920
Every Friday the 13th they have
like $13 tattoo sale and he

1425
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,360
showed up with $100 and was like
hit me.

1426
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:11,480
All of them.
All of them like a fucking

1427
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:13,440
doodle bear.
Get the fuck out of here, bitch.

1428
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,440
I made them all.
Doodle Bear?

1429
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,200
That's fucking hilarious, I
forgot about those.

1430
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:20,360
Yeah.
Yeah, so he sucks.

1431
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:23,680
And thank God that nobody cares
about Maroon 5 anymore or Adam

1432
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:25,760
Levine.
Like, is he even, like, relevant

1433
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:26,440
in any way?
No.

1434
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:27,440
I thought.
He was on.

1435
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,120
Is he still on The Voice?
I have no idea.

1436
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:30,480
I don't.
Watch.

1437
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:31,880
Yeah.
I was going to say I don't, I

1438
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:33,320
don't watch The Voice.
I was going to say, I think he

1439
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,000
might be on The Voice.
Either that or he might, he

1440
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000
might not be anymore, but he was
on it forever.

1441
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,760
Now I'm not saying Maroon 5
didn't have like maybe 3 songs

1442
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:45,800
that I enjoyed 1520 years ago.
Oh yeah I agree.

1443
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,520
But they're not relevant
anymore, I don't think.

1444
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:49,320
They had a couple of songs that
weren't bad.

1445
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:51,320
They got the grocery store hits
now.

1446
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:52,640
Yeah, that's exactly.
What it?

1447
01:05:53,320 --> 01:06:00,400
Is they got the Bel Air jangles?
Bel Air Jingles coming to number

1448
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:03,120
six is somebody I hate the most.
I think is one of the worst

1449
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,200
human beings ever to live on
Earth.

1450
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,040
And she played 2020.
We've already mentioned her a

1451
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:08,600
couple times and talk about JJ.
Lo.

1452
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:19,560
That's enough.
If you ever like, because we had

1453
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:23,440
our hype man talking about
getting high and going down a

1454
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:25,520
rabbit hole.
You want to go down a rabbit

1455
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:29,160
hole, get on Reddit or YouTube
and just hear the things that

1456
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:33,840
people have to say about meeting
Jlo and just what a fucking cunt

1457
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,560
she really is.
It will piss you off.

1458
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,280
About her, I've heard a lot.
Is Jen frozen or is she just

1459
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:40,720
like, yeah, she is that she
can't stop?

1460
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:43,240
No, she's just sitting there
laughing weirdly.

1461
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:47,680
But it's like, dude, I it, it
makes me, it makes me so mad

1462
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,520
that she hasn't.
That's why she does being a

1463
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:52,640
cunt.
Like she just sucks like for

1464
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:55,480
real, like literally her music
is is terrible.

1465
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:57,480
She she's not.
I mean, I guess she's a good

1466
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,080
dancer because when she was on
in living color, like she was

1467
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:02,000
like lead dancer on anything.
I'll give her that.

1468
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:04,040
That's that's the only thing
she's ever been good at.

1469
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:06,480
Other than that, the other good.
Things she's good at Getting

1470
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,760
divorces.
She's really good at getting

1471
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:10,280
divorced.
Weird relationships.

1472
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:13,360
I wish she had a laugh track.
I wish she had a laugh track of

1473
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:16,280
Jen just when she when she froze
and just make her like one of

1474
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:19,720
the funniest people ever.
She must have like. 1 She also

1475
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:22,960
must have like magic pussy
because how did you get Ben

1476
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:26,360
Affleck to come back to you?
I don't think he really wanted

1477
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:28,040
to, man.
This is where my conspiracy

1478
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:31,040
brain jumps in and it's and I
feel like he was made to go back

1479
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:32,960
to her.
I feel like the his their

1480
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:34,920
handlers were like you guys got
to get back together.

1481
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:36,480
You both got a movie or this and
that.

1482
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:38,240
Yeah, that's why I was like, you
got a movie coming out, you got

1483
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:39,880
to get back with Jlo for 20
minutes.

1484
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:42,320
Yep, God, because he looked
miserable, that whole.

1485
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:45,280
Show yeah, the the life just
left his face.

1486
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:48,600
Every clip like there was I saw
a video of him like opening the

1487
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,520
door for her in a car and he
just looking like slammed.

1488
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:54,480
It's not like every mad husband
has ever done.

1489
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:58,120
That was exactly the the thought
that I had.

1490
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:00,320
I remember the exact video.
I was thinking about that in the

1491
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:05,120
cigarette smoking.
Yeah, that stepping outside, he

1492
01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:07,560
was with Jlo and that was taken
and no ones going to convince me

1493
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:10,400
otherwise.
Just that get me away from this

1494
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:12,240
bitch.
So frustrated.

1495
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:14,760
That's hilarious.
And then so while we wait for

1496
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:16,840
Jen to come back, we'll just
move on with our list.

1497
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:19,840
And I'd mentioned that Disney
used to do a bunch of the

1498
01:08:20,359 --> 01:08:23,800
halftime shows back in the day,
but in the 2000s, they also did

1499
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:26,319
one with Christina Aguilera and
Enrique Iglesias.

1500
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:28,920
And I put this on the list
because it's just awful.

1501
01:08:38,319 --> 01:08:41,200
And it's less.
What the hell was that I?

1502
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,880
What the hell was that?
Don't know what it was, don't

1503
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:47,000
know what they were singing.
This is Christina Aguilera and

1504
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:51,439
Enrique Iglesias and.
I'm thinking I'm, I think that I

1505
01:08:51,439 --> 01:08:54,160
must have lived a life like Ian
where I just don't really pay

1506
01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:56,960
attention.
I don't, I must be, must have

1507
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,439
been half the time I was drunk
and running around and doing

1508
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:03,240
stupid stuff at parties.
So I probably rarely watch any

1509
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,319
of these.
I do remember.

1510
01:09:05,319 --> 01:09:07,920
Hang on a second, Let me fix
something here.

1511
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:15,840
I do remember always as a kid
watching the always wanted to

1512
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:17,600
watch the halftime show.
The rest of it was just Matt.

1513
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:18,640
Jen, you're back.
What happened?

1514
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:25,160
Well, maybe.
I'm not doing this episode

1515
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:27,680
again, I swear to God.
This is this episode is going

1516
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:29,560
on.
This is a nightmare.

1517
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:32,640
Are you back?
I'm so tired of this computer.

1518
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:36,760
I'm about to get a new one.
Can't hear shits.

1519
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,800
Next on the list is you.
Just kind of.

1520
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:44,439
Jumped in like we're not doing
this again, we're just bi.

1521
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:49,479
We'll see you next episode.
Next up, I hate this band and

1522
01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:52,359
this also proves that they're
singing live because of how

1523
01:09:52,359 --> 01:09:56,880
terrible this guy sounds #4 on
the list of the worst Super Bowl

1524
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,160
performances, Super Bowl
halftime performances, Coldplay.

1525
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:10,000
I mean, and that's all I can.
Play sounded awful.

1526
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:12,480
This is so fucking bad.
I fucking hate Coldplay but

1527
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:15,520
they're just boring.
Super forgettable.

1528
01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:18,640
I don't even know why they would
pick Coldplay to play like

1529
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:20,000
there's no energy in their
music.

1530
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,920
Because they were like the the
same reason they pick the the

1531
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:26,240
acts that they do is because at
the time of they're picking

1532
01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:28,800
their hot shit.
Yeah, I guess I just feel like

1533
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,920
they should think about the
energy level of some of their

1534
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:33,320
music, you know, like you could
like put even putting Usher on

1535
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:35,800
there.
Most of his music is just slow

1536
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:39,240
R&B shit.
It seems to be catered to that

1537
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:42,160
format.
I I would like to see some rock,

1538
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:44,440
and I don't mean that has to be
screaming, but something that's

1539
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:46,800
more I'm trying to think.
Who would be in there?

1540
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:50,040
I think it'd be fun.
Metallica would be pretty neat I

1541
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:51,040
think.
People would like that.

1542
01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:52,320
Yeah, I'm not saying, but I
don't.

1543
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:55,280
Know what do I know?
Yeah, it's got to be somebody

1544
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:58,480
who's like you're pretty
mainstream that kind of has that

1545
01:10:58,480 --> 01:11:00,080
little crossover, you know what
I mean?

1546
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,000
Like the format crossover?
Nickelback.

1547
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:05,000
People.
Bitch just because people bitch

1548
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,040
about Nickelback because it's
the cool thing to do.

1549
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:08,680
But people would watch.
I like.

1550
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:12,240
Nickelback and I've, I've said
this many times, everybody that

1551
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:15,760
bitches about Nickelback has two
songs by Nickelback they

1552
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:19,080
actually enjoy.
Yeah, I think, I think

1553
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:20,840
Nickelback puts on a pretty good
show.

1554
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:23,760
Oh, they put on a great show.
I, I, I haven't seen them live,

1555
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:26,760
but I've seen YouTube videos of
their of their productions.

1556
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:29,000
I was like, God damn, I want to
go to that.

1557
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:33,320
Yeah, it's a good time coming to
#3 Another one of the worst

1558
01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:35,760
human beings to ever walk Earth
is Beyoncé.

1559
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:39,800
She performed in 2013, and she's
on this list because the damn

1560
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,240
thing just felt like it was very
militant.

1561
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:50,400
And just just watch.
Oh, is that the one where she

1562
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,960
made that stupid face?
Yeah, that's what I.

1563
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:58,600
Mean that her face she had her
face there's only.

1564
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:03,800
Funny derp faces we can make in
this lady.

1565
01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:07,760
God.
There it is, There we.

1566
01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:10,920
Go no.
The the one she had, she was

1567
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:14,440
like, yeah.
Triple shins.

1568
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:17,280
Jim, you should have seen where
you froze earlier when you, I'm

1569
01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:19,120
sure.
I'm sure it was great the.

1570
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:21,120
Hand was over your mouth.
We look like like you were.

1571
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:22,400
You were the funniest people
ever.

1572
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:24,080
I really want to.
Like for like 10 minutes

1573
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:25,720
straight it.
Was so fun.

1574
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:29,000
Perfect, perfect.
I've 2 more left on the list

1575
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:32,240
here.
Justin Timberlake, 2018 He just

1576
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:39,960
sucked.
I just thought he was boring,

1577
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:41,920
didn't like him.
He's like, I don't think anybody

1578
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:45,280
likes Justin Timberlake anymore
since the time he got the since

1579
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:48,240
he got the DUI and said that
this is going to ruin the world

1580
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:51,120
tour or whatever the fuck he.
Said I literally, we say that

1581
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:52,800
all the time.
Anything's inconvenient in our

1582
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,400
life.
I'm like, this is going to ruin

1583
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:56,720
the world tour.
All the kids, me and the kids,

1584
01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:59,360
always say that it's going to
ruin the world tour and

1585
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:01,760
comedians.
I mean, he's trying to push

1586
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:04,920
anything out.
I I don't never really cared for

1587
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:07,560
Justin Timberlake anyway.
Yeah, I don't think he does

1588
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:09,120
anything anymore.
He's just sort of done.

1589
01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:11,200
He suffered, He's married, he's
got a, he's got a pretty hot

1590
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:13,160
wife.
Jessica Biel, Yeah.

1591
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:18,000
Jessica Biel And finally coming
in at #1 if you, if you've ever

1592
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,480
paid attention to any of the
Super Bowl performances, you

1593
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:23,880
would know how terrible this is.
And this is when the Black Eyed

1594
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:27,520
Peas performed.
And it was so bad.

1595
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:30,520
The best part of the Black Eyed
Peas performance was when Slash

1596
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:32,480
came out on the stage.
But it was also one of the worst

1597
01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:34,280
parts because Fergie sounds like
shit.

1598
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:41,160
Check it out.
Oh, God.

1599
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:44,040
Make it stop.
Turn it off.

1600
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:52,040
Turn it off.
Don't you ever do that to play

1601
01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:53,000
Brenda Kay?
Yeah.

1602
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:56,680
I should have.
Brenda Kay is so much better.

1603
01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:59,400
I've heard the Super Bowl.
That was awful.

1604
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,960
Slash just sitting there going
fuck.

1605
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:06,640
I know, I hope he got paid well
for that because that's just so

1606
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:08,560
bad.
The best Super Bowl performance

1607
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:11,680
was and I you just talked about
him, but when he we got to see a

1608
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:14,920
little nipple and the world
freaked out over the nipple.

1609
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:22,680
Oh man, I mean, the one with
was, it was Drake, Kendrick,

1610
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:26,000
Eminem.
Like what was that like 4:00-ish

1611
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,120
years ago?
That was that was the the the

1612
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:30,600
Super Collaboration Super Bowl.
That was awesome.

1613
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:34,360
So in a in a week or so, we'll
we'll start getting some of the

1614
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:36,720
every you receive these.
I I've always pull them up the

1615
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:39,760
FCC complaints because, you
know, some people sit around and

1616
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:43,520
just bitch shit and write the
FCC and we'll read some of the

1617
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:46,120
best complaints because it's
always good.

1618
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:48,400
Those are always fun.
Who are these people?

1619
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:51,440
Just don't watch it.
They're going to complain about

1620
01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:53,520
bad money.
There was there was a guy on my

1621
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:57,320
TV singing Spanish music and I
don't know what he said.

1622
01:14:57,440 --> 01:15:00,360
It sounded like he said the F
word and I don't know if he said

1623
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:02,960
the F word, he's saying Spanish.
How you guys just going to put

1624
01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:04,800
this guy on TVI want the.
FCC.

1625
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:11,240
That was my e-mail to the FCC.
Seriously, people are

1626
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:13,800
ridiculous.
I would report my fucking self.

1627
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:18,800
I mean.
They know what to do is like did

1628
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:20,720
he just report himself?
What the fuck?

1629
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:24,280
Do you think anybody has ever
written a letter about you to

1630
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:26,320
the FCC?
God I hope so.

1631
01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:29,800
I've only had one FCC letter
ever come in and it wasn't.

1632
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:34,320
It wasn't too individual.
I think it was the well I know

1633
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:36,600
it was because it wasn't me.
I was still doing nights.

1634
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:39,080
I was very, I was young at my
first few years in radio and the

1635
01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:42,200
afternoon guy was creepy.
And it said something about a

1636
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:45,920
young girl had identified
herself as being young and the

1637
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:50,000
DJ on the air invited her up and
was being nasty and was like a

1638
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,880
girl in the air.
And the guy that worked

1639
01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:55,240
afternoon was very creepy.
And I said pull the skimmer up

1640
01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:57,240
on me.
It wasn't me, it wasn't me.

1641
01:15:57,240 --> 01:16:00,040
So it was obviously him.
Is this the Star Wars character?

1642
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:02,680
Yeah, he was, you know, I mean,
he was very creepy.

1643
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:04,520
Yo, actually he's dead.
Fuck it, Yoda.

1644
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:07,800
Yeah, Yoda.
I remember when I first started

1645
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:10,400
in radio and it was like, you
know, I was like 21 years old

1646
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,720
and there were all kinds of
girls wanting to come up to the

1647
01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:15,160
studio and stuff like that.
And I'd be like, are you 18?

1648
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:16,720
Because if you're not 18, you're
not even.

1649
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:19,680
Talking and the rule and then
you learn.

1650
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:24,160
When you're a night guy like you
learn, it's like, oh God, you

1651
01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:26,720
learn very quickly.
The phone, their voices or not,

1652
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:30,720
they may not be sexy like that.
Bitch can't even fit through the

1653
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:32,800
door.
They can.

1654
01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:35,520
They sound sexy, but they ain't.
Yeah, I remember.

1655
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:38,120
Hit me up on my aim.
Remember back in the day?

1656
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:40,040
Oh my God, you.
Get all kinds of messages,

1657
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:42,680
requests and you'd be just
having a good time because

1658
01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:45,880
you're just young loved.
It that was a good time.

1659
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,360
All right, so that's my top ten
list of the worst Super Bowl

1660
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:51,440
performances.
It's just that's not really

1661
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:54,040
based on anything other than my
own actual opinion and just how

1662
01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:56,360
terrible they were.
We have a couple of damn

1663
01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:58,440
problems to get to.
And then Jen does have the

1664
01:16:58,440 --> 01:16:59,800
comment section with the
Pornhub.

1665
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:03,120
So let's jump into Damn.
Got a problem?

1666
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:04,920
What the hell is your problem?
Maybe we can help.

1667
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:08,200
I felt I had a problem.
What's your damn problem?

1668
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:12,160
Actually, just for timing
purposes, we're just going to do

1669
01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:15,200
one damn problem today and then
we'll do another one next week

1670
01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:16,520
or whatever.
But this one came into our

1671
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:18,720
e-mail and it's about a kid so I
wanted to present it to

1672
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:20,840
everybody since we all have kids
and I think we have good

1673
01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:23,720
perspectives on this since my 9
year old came home last week

1674
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:27,080
with a black eye and a busted
lip from a play date at my best

1675
01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:29,520
friend's house.
Turns out they were left alone

1676
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,600
for a little bit and the other
kid is a little bit older.

1677
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:34,000
Basically bullied him into
playing UFC.

1678
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:36,720
When I brought it up my friend
brushed it off like boys being

1679
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:39,720
boys and said we shouldn't make
a big deal out of it because her

1680
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:43,240
kids got impulse issues and is
already in therapy.

1681
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:45,760
But now my son is scared to go
back over there.

1682
01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:48,400
I don't want to ruin the
friendship but I also don't want

1683
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,800
my kid getting his ass kicked in
the name of mental health.

1684
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,400
Oh.
My God.

1685
01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:58,040
What the hell do I do here?
You just answered the question.

1686
01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:00,480
If you don't want your kid to
get his ass Pete, you don't send

1687
01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:01,880
your kid over there and let him
hang out.

1688
01:18:02,160 --> 01:18:03,920
Or.
Or the parents leave him alone.

1689
01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:07,240
Teach your kid to fight.
I mean, that's a good I.

1690
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:10,280
Guess put him in karate and send
it back over there.

1691
01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:13,120
Yeah, that worked.
Put my daughter in for like 7

1692
01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:15,120
years.
Six years and I don't think she

1693
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:19,480
can whoop in by his ass.
If your kid but but but let's

1694
01:18:19,480 --> 01:18:20,920
just say.
Let's just say your kid came

1695
01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:23,640
back from a friend's house with
the black guy.

1696
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:26,840
What would you do?
I'd be pissed, but I'm but, and

1697
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:31,280
I understand that there is I
will give the boys will be boys

1698
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:33,680
of excuse a little bit of
leeway, but I don't want them

1699
01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:37,800
playing UFCI mean when I was a
kid like me and my cousins on

1700
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:40,720
and everything, like we'd play
like Ninja Turtles and stuff,

1701
01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:43,480
but nobody got seriously hurt
like you're if you're literally

1702
01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:46,800
throwing fists at one another,
then that we need that.

1703
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:48,480
That needs to stop.
But when you're when, if you're

1704
01:18:48,480 --> 01:18:50,760
playing like Ninja Turtles,
Power Rangers or whatever,

1705
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:52,360
nobody should be getting hit in
the face.

1706
01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:56,760
Yeah.
No, playing like wrestling's

1707
01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:00,040
different, but if you're
literally throwing punches, then

1708
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:02,040
no, he's not coming over here.
That's how y'all go we.

1709
01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:04,160
Would we?
When I was a kid, Like a lot.

1710
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:07,160
Most Sundays we went to my
grandmother's house and now most

1711
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:09,920
of like all our kids and all of
my cousins, we all went there.

1712
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:12,640
We did a lot of football
outside, like almost every

1713
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:14,800
Sunday.
Occasionally some attitudes,

1714
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:17,240
you, you fight a little bit.
Occasionally the uncles fight a

1715
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:19,480
little bit.
You know, it was so funny.

1716
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:22,040
It was.
That same life growing up that

1717
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:24,200
that was the same exact thing
for me with my family.

1718
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:26,760
It's this Sunday nights, Sunday
afternoons, grandma's house,

1719
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:28,480
cousins and shit.
We'd all be outside playing

1720
01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:31,200
football on the street or my
uncles and my dad be out there

1721
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:32,600
playing football.
There would be fights.

1722
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:35,080
Me and my cousins would get into
fights and my dad and his

1723
01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:37,880
brothers would get into fights
and like pretty rough and you'd

1724
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:40,840
be like holy shit, dad my.
Whole family gets together and

1725
01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:42,320
you play Smear the queer.
Remember that game?

1726
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:45,600
Oh my God.
Literally is what my family

1727
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:47,480
fucking called.
It everybody called it that,

1728
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:49,520
Yeah.
It had nothing to do with being

1729
01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:51,240
a gay.
I don't know what was the deal

1730
01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:52,960
with that game.
I don't know who invented Smear

1731
01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:55,880
the Queer.
And he's just like, he just beat

1732
01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:57,920
the shit out of each other.
Yeah, it was.

1733
01:19:57,960 --> 01:20:01,280
That was where he got hurt.
Like you're the queer, get him.

1734
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:07,040
And this, this story makes me
feel a little bad for the kid

1735
01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:09,800
because like the other kids are
afraid to go over there.

1736
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:12,880
And I'm like, but you know,
don't ruin a friendship over

1737
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:14,400
this shit.
So have a talk with your kid and

1738
01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:17,000
if and and your kid has to stand
out for themselves.

1739
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:17,720
I'm not trying.
To.

1740
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:20,480
Blame, but if they're being
bullied or whatever, your kid

1741
01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:22,240
should stand up and stick.
I don't want to play this game.

1742
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:23,240
I don't.
Want to play in front?

1743
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:26,440
Of me, whatever.
Like talk to your friend again

1744
01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:29,720
and make it very clear, like no,
no, no, no, no, no, there's

1745
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:31,400
there's no this boys will be
boys Shit.

1746
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:34,480
All right, Like your kid punched
my kid in the face.

1747
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:38,560
And if, if he's going to come
back over here, we're going to

1748
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:39,960
put a stop to that.
Don't be.

1749
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,920
Don't be so nonchalant about my
kid getting fucking hurt.

1750
01:20:43,520 --> 01:20:45,320
Yeah, I don't like that term
either.

1751
01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:47,920
Like boys will be boys.
I can't stand that shit.

1752
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:50,960
I don't like that at all.
I don't like it at all.

1753
01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:53,560
Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope.
Because it's not a.

1754
01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:55,520
Thing you can't just boys won't
just be boys.

1755
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:58,360
Like, sure, they're going to be
a little rambunctious or

1756
01:20:58,360 --> 01:21:01,720
whatever, but yeah, because
because that's just the nature

1757
01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:05,920
of of who they are as humans.
But boys will be boys is a

1758
01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:08,080
little ridiculous.
When I when I grew up, there was

1759
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:11,880
these kids, they, they had three
sons and they was always in

1760
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:13,480
trouble.
And then that their dad always

1761
01:21:13,480 --> 01:21:15,440
said and their mom boys will be
boys.

1762
01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:17,160
Two of them went to prison.
I was going to say, they're in

1763
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:19,040
jail now, aren't they?
I don't know if they're now or

1764
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:21,240
maybe they're out, but I just
still like they were in prison.

1765
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,960
You got to teach.
You got to teach your fucking

1766
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:26,600
kid some some manners and some
respect for other.

1767
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:28,920
People's.
Space too, you know, not just

1768
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:31,040
not just respect for people, but
their their space.

1769
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:35,200
Yeah.
So I don't know, I'm, I'm split

1770
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:37,040
here on this whole thing.
I think your friend is kind of

1771
01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:39,680
stupid and needs to needs to
learn where the line is with her

1772
01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:42,320
kid and and tell them, you know,
don't be doing this or his kid,

1773
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:44,320
whatever.
And you at the same time should

1774
01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:47,120
also maybe teach your kid to
stand up for themselves a

1775
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:49,480
little.
Bit yeah and and don't leave the

1776
01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:52,200
and if the kid goes back over
there, make sure I don't want

1777
01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:54,160
the kid left alone.
Yeah, Yeah.

1778
01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:54,880
Say that.
Yeah.

1779
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:56,920
Yeah.
I don't want, I don't want them

1780
01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:59,360
left alone with that little
piece of shit right there.

1781
01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:02,280
Yeah, no one likes a bully.
Don't do that shit.

1782
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:03,760
No one likes little OJ over
there.

1783
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:07,360
Fucking OJ.
Teach your kid to fight.

1784
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:12,440
So I'm so I'm assuming since
Jen's having some some a little

1785
01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:15,240
bit of a tech problem, we should
hold off on the Pornhub comments

1786
01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:17,720
and maybe save it for the next
episode or what do you think?

1787
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:21,360
Yeah.
Well then reading the next damn

1788
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:22,520
problem then if.
We're not going to.

1789
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:23,920
We'll get into the second damn
problem.

1790
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:28,760
We'll hold off on that.
So this one is oh this one's

1791
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:31,920
about cheating here.
Sorry I just had to read a word

1792
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:34,480
there.
Alright so it says hey hey guys

1793
01:22:34,480 --> 01:22:36,240
I could use some outside
perspective here.

1794
01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:38,440
A few months ago I broke up with
my ex.

1795
01:22:38,440 --> 01:22:41,800
We were together almost two
years and towards the end it got

1796
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:43,920
bad.
She was insanely jealous,

1797
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:47,120
constantly accusing me of
cheating, blowing up over dumb

1798
01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:50,960
shit like me, not replying fast
enough because that's fucking

1799
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:52,400
toxic.
I, that's just insane.

1800
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:56,680
So he says.
I never hit her, never cheated,

1801
01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:59,000
never raised my voice.
I just couldn't deal with the

1802
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:01,760
drama anymore so I left.
Since then, she's been on a full

1803
01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:04,360
blown victim tour.
I'm talking about cryptic

1804
01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:07,000
Instagram posts.
Like I finally feel safe again.

1805
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:10,320
And sometimes the ones who smile
are the ones that are the most

1806
01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:12,080
dangerous.
Oh my.

1807
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:13,480
God.
What a loser.

1808
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:17,560
She says never uses my name but
or he says never uses my name

1809
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:19,160
but it's obvious she's talking
about me.

1810
01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:21,120
And now mutual friends are
acting weird.

1811
01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:23,200
One actually told me the kind of
guys keep going.

1812
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:24,920
One actually told me.
I don't know what happened

1813
01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:26,400
between you guys, but I believe
her.

1814
01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:30,800
Your friends are stupid and
everyone who's constantly sees

1815
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:33,280
someone who's constantly just
putting all their shit on the

1816
01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:36,600
Internet and is gullible enough
to believe it, you're pretty

1817
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:38,080
stupid.
Yeah.

1818
01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,760
Because a real person I I've
been through relationships and

1819
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:43,520
breakups, never posted one damn
thing and I had plenty to post.

1820
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:46,640
Never done it.
You just you're childish if you

1821
01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:47,600
do that shit.
That's.

1822
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:52,280
There was there was an ex of
mine that did this exact same

1823
01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:58,720
shit and she went into there was
a secret damn it group that we

1824
01:23:58,720 --> 01:24:02,000
were not in.
She was and, and, and one of our

1825
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:05,360
friends was showing me what she
was saying and I'm like, oh,

1826
01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:08,480
that bitch.
And then and I knew and he knew

1827
01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:10,160
everything she was saying was
bullshit.

1828
01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:13,400
And I'm like, I appreciate that
because everything like she, she

1829
01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:16,560
accused me of stalking, which is
hilarious and all the kinds of

1830
01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:19,720
other shit.
And then once COVID happened and

1831
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:22,560
everybody was locked inside, she
started hitting me up again

1832
01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:25,040
asking for some Dick because she
wasn't getting any.

1833
01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:29,240
So I had her meet me at diamond
plate and I I, I, I had

1834
01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:31,760
screenshots of everything she
said and then she literally

1835
01:24:31,760 --> 01:24:34,000
looked me in the eyes and
apologized for everything she

1836
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:37,200
said, saying it was lies.
What she didn't know is that 2

1837
01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:39,360
of my friends were sitting right
behind her listening to

1838
01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:41,200
everything that she fucking was
admitting to.

1839
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:44,960
Yeah, I set her ass up big time.
Damn I didn't mind this holy.

1840
01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:46,800
Shit, that's fucking great.
Good for you.

1841
01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:51,320
Yeah.
But yeah, I mean, but but what

1842
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:56,720
what, what, what what I can set
tell this guy because you can't

1843
01:24:56,720 --> 01:24:59,840
sue her because I asked Rick
that on the show 1 time.

1844
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,400
Unfortunately, you can't.
But he's also, you're just going

1845
01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:05,440
to have to concerned.
He's concerned about if I defend

1846
01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:08,360
myself, how he's going to look
like he's gaslighting her or

1847
01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:09,600
something like that.
He's saying, you know.

1848
01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:12,160
I'm going to tell you what I'm
going to tell you what you need

1849
01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:14,840
to do.
Don't do a fucking thing.

1850
01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:17,920
Let her.
Let her you know, play the

1851
01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:21,480
victim on the Internet and the
the your true friends will

1852
01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:25,520
either see through it or they
won't and then those are friends

1853
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:27,560
you don't need.
Just do what I did when this

1854
01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:29,320
shit happened to me.
Fucking ignore it.

1855
01:25:30,440 --> 01:25:32,880
I know there's one girl this is
not related.

1856
01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:35,440
I'm I'm nothing that I've never
I would never be with it.

1857
01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:41,520
But she will go through several
men and she will date them.

1858
01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:44,640
They'll be the love of her life.
And then I can tell she's toxic.

1859
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:46,480
We all got those to realize
this.

1860
01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:48,520
And then she gets on and bashed
as a guy.

1861
01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:51,000
Then she goes back out and gets
another guy and then does the

1862
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:52,760
same thing.
Like everybody you're dating's a

1863
01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:54,520
piece of shit.
Like every single body.

1864
01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:57,800
Either you're dating the wrong
bull or when you're the.

1865
01:25:58,000 --> 01:25:59,480
Shit.
Yeah, When do you go?

1866
01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:01,560
Is it me?
What's the commonality here?

1867
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:02,320
To you.
Mm hmm.

1868
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:07,280
Mm, hmm.
That fucking, by the way, not

1869
01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:10,760
the sidetrack or anything, but
that that one old damn it secret

1870
01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:14,080
damn it Facebook group was,
wasn't it basically just a group

1871
01:26:14,080 --> 01:26:16,440
of damn it's fucking each other?
What?

1872
01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:17,920
That's what that's what I was
told.

1873
01:26:18,760 --> 01:26:22,280
Yeah, so a group of our
listeners, so there was we had,

1874
01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:24,360
you know, we had the damn it's
and whatever they created a

1875
01:26:24,360 --> 01:26:26,840
Facebook group that was that we
weren't a part of, but they

1876
01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:29,120
would talk about the show and
they would talk about different

1877
01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:30,280
things and then they started.
Hooking up.

1878
01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:33,120
And having like threesomes and
having like sex parties or

1879
01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:35,920
anything.
And and it's based on, it's

1880
01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:39,440
fucking crazy.
I remember being like, how come,

1881
01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:41,200
you know, we're not even, we
weren't even allowed to be a

1882
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:42,840
part of the group.
We didn't get invited.

1883
01:26:43,960 --> 01:26:45,360
Invited to the orgy.
What's wrong with?

1884
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:49,120
A group of a group surrounding
our fucking show.

1885
01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:51,880
Yeah, I know we would have.
I would have brought out, well,

1886
01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:53,960
Mike and interviewed him right
in the middle of the orgy.

1887
01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:56,080
Awesome, I know.
You've always.

1888
01:26:56,080 --> 01:26:58,040
Questioned.
You've always do that.

1889
01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:00,320
I've always wanted to ask them
like real questions, real life

1890
01:27:00,320 --> 01:27:02,680
issues, nothing to do with the
orgy while they're in the middle

1891
01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:05,840
of just getting fucked.
Yeah, like, like a, a woman just

1892
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:07,800
getting fucking Eiffel Tower.
Just be like.

1893
01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:09,360
So what did you think of the
halftime show?

1894
01:27:10,240 --> 01:27:13,760
Yeah, like.
Where do you stand on the ice

1895
01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:15,480
issue?
Who was the better Batman?

1896
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:21,440
Fucking oh God.
Yeah, I don't hear talk about

1897
01:27:21,440 --> 01:27:24,840
the guys Dick in her, you know?
Yeah, we want to hear you talk

1898
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:27,120
about why you're fucking
something and tell us something

1899
01:27:27,120 --> 01:27:30,400
else that going on in life.
Just hearing, hearing all kinds

1900
01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:31,920
of noises in the background.
They squish.

1901
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:37,080
Yeah, just.
Standing ovation.

1902
01:27:37,400 --> 01:27:39,160
Goals that's.
Exactly what it.

1903
01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:41,680
Is we should make that happen.
That'd be awesome.

1904
01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:44,080
And we can make that happen if
you join us on Patreon or on

1905
01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:47,080
Spotify and subscribe to get the
video and support the show.

1906
01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:49,600
And next thing you know, if
enough subscribers, we can send

1907
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:51,680
stroke to an orgy and he can
interview people.

1908
01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:54,320
I can't say for sure that it
would happen, but we've

1909
01:27:54,320 --> 01:27:57,000
definitely tried to make that
happen and we'd be one step

1910
01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:59,760
closer if you subscribe.
Yeah, just don't touch me.

1911
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:02,360
And I know it's like, I know
it's like when you go to

1912
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:03,760
SeaWorld and you're in a splash
zone, but.

1913
01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:07,160
Don't wear your hazmat suit.
PPE.

1914
01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:10,000
Wear your PPE.
Yeah, you go to Disney World,

1915
01:28:11,080 --> 01:28:13,000
like SeaWorld, they got that
little yellow line.

1916
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:15,080
If you go in front of here,
you're gonna probably get wet.

1917
01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:17,600
And I'm like fuck.
So yeah, if we do.

1918
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:20,400
Get a lot worse than wet.
If we do send stroke, you guys

1919
01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:23,360
have to create a splash free
zone so stroke can stay outside.

1920
01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:25,120
Yeah, and.
Get up and get up like a boom

1921
01:28:25,120 --> 01:28:26,840
mic, so you don't have to get
that very close.

1922
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:30,120
One of those, yeah, like what
was the guy Age and Bob Barker

1923
01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:31,880
had like?
Yeah, that long as.

1924
01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:35,920
Like really long and skinny.
That's the weird.

1925
01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:41,320
I know it made no change.
Like that anyway, join us on

1926
01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:44,320
Patreon, join us on Spotify.
Make sure you grab the the shirt

1927
01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:46,720
of the month, which is true love
doesn't knock or yeah, right,

1928
01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:49,960
that's what it says.
And it's in in in honor of

1929
01:28:49,960 --> 01:28:51,480
Valentine's Day.
And you can support the show

1930
01:28:51,480 --> 01:28:54,080
that way as well.
Until next time, everybody, stay

1931
01:28:54,080 --> 01:28:56,600
safe and we will see you when we
do.

1932
01:28:57,160 --> 01:29:00,520
Hey this was really fun.
We hope you liked it too.

1933
01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:02,000
You know, we've had a lot of
laughs tonight.

1934
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:05,520
Seems like we've just begun when
suddenly we're through.

1935
01:29:06,320 --> 01:29:07,720
But I'll tell you what's not
funny.

1936
01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:11,040
Bye.
Goodbye, good friends, goodbye.

1937
01:29:11,480 --> 01:29:14,960
Kevin Strippers.
'Cause now it's time to go.

1938
01:29:15,320 --> 01:29:18,520
Strippers are people too, naked
people who may be willing to

1939
01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:20,920
pleasure you for a price you
negotiate later, behind the

1940
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:22,000
curtain in the VIP.
Room.

1941
01:29:22,040 --> 01:29:25,560
We'll see you very soon.
On the side, just no need to

1942
01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:27,400
kill them.
Very soon I know 'cause.

1943
01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:29,280
Most of them are already dead
inside.

1944
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:31,120
Goodbye.
Thank you everyone good.

1945
01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:32,880
Friends, goodbye.