Humanity is a Dumpster Fire | Ep 05

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Lara finally shows up (late, obviously), just in time to hear Stroke’s horrific pants-shitting incident at work—yes, full details included. From there, we dive into your unhinged voicemails, covering everything from old radio grudges to someone (allegedly) having herpes on their butthole.

Then, in WTF News, we break down the week’s dumbest headlines, including a guy locked in a storage unit for days and a lunatic trying to assassinate a cat with a makeshift bomb. Damn Problem brings us a listener whose girlfriend smells so bad he’s considering an intervention (or a crime scene cleanup crew). And finally, Dead or Alive challenges us to remember which celebrities are still breathing—because apparently, we’re terrible at that.

This episode is a shitstorm in every sense—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

🎧 Listen now. Because it can’t get worse… right?

🔹 Highlights:

• Stroke’s pants (and dignity) did not survive.
• Listener voicemails: Herpes on my butthole?
• WTF News: Shark selfies gone wrong & meth cannon smugglers
• Damn Problem: How do you tell your girlfriend she smells like death?
• Dead or Alive: Why are we so bad at this?

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