🎙 We’re Looking for a New Damn Co-Host — Could It Be You?
If you’ve ever listened to NOT That Damn Show and thought:
"Wow, these idiots could really use a female voice before they spontaneously combust" — congratulations, you might be exactly who we’re looking for.
Click HERE to apply!
Since Lara’s gone, it’s just been three dudes shouting about Florida Man, poop news, and questionable life advice.
(So... basically, just a regular Tuesday.)
But TBH we need a little female energy to balance out the madness.
And no, not just any woman. We need someone funny, sarcastic, a little damaged, relatable to women, cool with dudes, and unbothered by wildly inappropriate conversations about bodily fluids or government conspiracies.
Basically:
✅ You gotta be thick-skinned.
✅ You gotta be weird.
✅ You gotta be funny without trying too hard.
✅ You gotta know how to hang — and occasionally tell us to shut the hell up when necessary.
Bonus points if you have any useful skills like sales, marketing, editing, or convincing people to listen to this disaster of a show.
Here's How It Works:
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We'll pick 5 badass women from all the submissions we got.
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Over the next few weeks, we’ll be dragging them onto the show one by one.
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You, the Dammits, will help us decide who survives.
Maybe we'll find "the one."
Maybe we’ll burn it all down.
Either way, it’s gonna be damn entertaining.
TL;DR:
If you’re a funny, fearless, sarcastic, probably-traumatized woman who can keep up with Mikey, Ian, and Stroke without filing an HR complaint — because there is no HR,
you’re already our kind of people.
Stay tuned.
The Damn Search has begun.
