February Exclusive T-Shirt: True Love Doesn’t Knock
February Exclusive T-Shirt: True Love Doesn’t Knock
True love doesn’t knock.
It just shows up… confidently… and commits.
Inspired by the anthem "No Wrong Hole" (yes, that one), this February-only tee is for anyone who understands that love is about acceptance, passion, and not asking too many follow-up questions. When you love someone, there’s no wrong hole—and honestly, that’s beautiful.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in:
• Awkward conversations
• Unexpected confidence
• Someone asking, “Wait… what does that mean?”
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This sticker asks a simple question: WTF is NTDS?
Scan the QR code and find out.
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NOT That Damn Show Vinyl Sticker – For Laptops, Bottles & Bad Ideas
It’s a sticker. It’s our logo. It’s stupid. You need it.
Represent the official NOT That Damn Show lifestyle—loud, sarcastic, and probably banned from Facebook at least once. This high-quality vinyl sticker is perfect for letting the world know you enjoy questionable podcasts and even worse life choices.
Stick it on your stuff. Stick it on someone else’s stuff. We don’t care—just stick it.
Details:
– Durable vinyl that laughs in the face of weather, water, and judgment
– Available in multiple sizes for maximum stickability
– Die-cut with a clean finish, just like Ian’s punchlines
– Perfect for laptops, phones, water bottles, coolers, bar bathrooms, and your ex’s car
– Made with love and very little oversight
NOT That Damn Show Logo Mug – Sip the Stupid in Style
Simple. Clean. Kinda badass.
This isn’t just a mug—it’s a statement. And that statement is: “Yes, I listen to NOT That Damn Show. No, I’m not okay.”
Whether you're fueling your morning rage or calming your post-episode anxiety, this sleek ceramic mug with the official NOT That Damn Show logo is the perfect companion. It’s got just enough attitude to raise eyebrows on Zoom calls, but not so much your HR rep will report you. Probably.
Details:
– 15 oz ceramic mug
– NOT THAT DAMN SHOW logo printed on both sides
– Dishwasher & microwave safe (because who has time for hand-washing?)
– Bold design, no bullshit
– Perfect for coffee, tea, whiskey, or tears
Warning: May cause sudden outbursts of sarcasm and uncontrollable laughter. Use responsibly.
NTDS Trucker Hat – Because Your Head Deserves Better
You want to look cooler? Funnier? Sexier? Hell, maybe even look like someone who occasionally makes good decisions? This hat might do that. No guarantees, but it sure as hell beats whatever’s currently rotting on your skull.
- Black and white trucker style, because fashion is dead and this just works.
- NTDS logo printed big enough so strangers know you waste your time listening to us.
- Adjustable snapback, because your head is weirdly shaped and we thought of that.
Wear it to the bar, the pit, or family dinner, you’ll instantly go from “average loser” to “mystery legend” (or at least “guy with a decent hat”). Will it get you laid? Maybe. Will it hide your thinning hairline? Definitely.
NOT That Damn Show Hoodie – Soft, Warm, and Slightly Inappropriate
Because sometimes a t-shirt just isn’t enough to cover the shame of listening to us.
This is the official NOT That Damn Show hoodie: soft as hell, warm enough to survive a Florida hurricane or a California cold front (aka 62 degrees), and guaranteed to make people squint and ask, “Wait… what the hell is that?”
Whether you're chilling at home, dodging responsibilities, or showing up overdressed to an underwhelming intervention, this hoodie has your back—literally.
It’s not just a hoodie. It’s a warning label.
Details:
– Premium cotton/poly blend for peak comfort
– Classic fit with a front pouch for snacks, hands, or contraband
– Black with bold NOT THAT DAMN SHOW logo across the chest
– Double-stitched for durability (just like our bad opinions)
– Machine washable. Emotionally unhinged.
Pro Tip: Throw this on after a long night of bad decisions and let the logo take the blame.
Not That Damn Show Blackout Tee – For the Real Ones Only
This is your new go-to:
Throw it on, look decent, confuse a stranger, disappoint a relative.
Black shirt. White words. Zero effort. Maximum judgment.
Soft. Fits right. Smells better than Ian.
Get it now, wear it 'til it becomes your personality.
NOT That Damn Show Women’s Tank – Hot Takes, Cold Drinks, No F***s
This ain’t your average basic bitch tank. This is the official NOT That Damn Show women’s tank—built for the queens of chaos, the ladies with strong opinions, sharp comebacks, and zero tolerance for boring podcasts.
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Soft, fitted, and just the right amount of “don’t talk to me unless it’s about the show,” this tank is perfect for working out, blacking out, or vibing out.
It’s not just merch—it’s a poor lifestyle choice with great style.
– Built to last (unlike your last situationship): Side seams keep this tank in shape, even when you’re not.
– Clean AF: Self-fabric binding gives it that sleek, polished look—like you tried, but not too hard.
– Soft but savage: Made with a 60/40 blend of combed ring-spun cotton and polyester for that “luxurious but ready to fight” feel.
– Lightweight & breathable: At 4 oz/yd², it’
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