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February Exclusive T-Shirt: True Love Doesn’t Knock
True love doesn’t knock.It just shows up… confidently… and commits.Inspired by the anthem "No Wrong Hole" (yes, that one), this February-only tee is for anyone who understands that love is about acceptance, passion, and not asking too many follow-up questions. When you love someone, there’s…
WTF is NTDS Sticker
This sticker asks a simple question: WTF is NTDS?Scan the QR code and find out.Warning: may lead to a podcast, merch purchases, and explaining to friends why your sense of humor is broken.
NOT That Damn Show Vinyl Sticker – For Laptops, Bottles & Bad Ideas
It’s a sticker. It’s our logo. It’s stupid. You need it.Represent the official NOT That Damn Show lifestyle—loud, sarcastic, and probably banned from Facebook at least once. This high-quality vinyl sticker is perfect for letting the world know you enjoy questionable podcasts and even worse life…
NOT That Damn Show Logo Mug – Sip the Stupid in Style
Simple. Clean. Kinda badass.This isn’t just a mug—it’s a statement. And that statement is: “Yes, I listen to NOT That Damn Show. No, I’m not okay.”Whether you're fueling your morning rage or calming your post-episode anxiety, this sleek ceramic mug with the official NOT That Damn Show logo …
NTDS Trucker Hat – Because Your Head Deserves Better
You want to look cooler? Funnier? Sexier? Hell, maybe even look like someone who occasionally makes good decisions? This hat might do that. No guarantees, but it sure as hell beats whatever’s currently rotting on your skull.- Black and white trucker style, because fashion is dead and this just …
NOT That Damn Show Hoodie – Soft, Warm, and Slightly Inappropriate
Because sometimes a t-shirt just isn’t enough to cover the shame of listening to us.This is the official NOT That Damn Show hoodie: soft as hell, warm enough to survive a Florida hurricane or a California cold front (aka 62 degrees), and guaranteed to make people squint and ask, “Wait… what the…
Not That Damn Show Blackout Tee – For the Real Ones Only
This is your new go-to:Throw it on, look decent, confuse a stranger, disappoint a relative.Black shirt. White words. Zero effort. Maximum judgment.Soft. Fits right. Smells better than Ian.Get it now, wear it 'til it becomes your personality.
NOT That Damn Show Women’s Tank – Hot Takes, Cold Drinks, No F***s
This ain’t your average basic bitch tank. This is the official NOT That Damn Show women’s tank—built for the queens of chaos, the ladies with strong opinions, sharp comebacks, and zero tolerance for boring podcasts.Comes in black or white depending on your mood: – White if you're feeling innoce…
Strokeified Songs Vol. 1
A collection of demented, half-brilliant, half-brain-damaged songs that clawed their way out of Stroke’s head and somehow made it onto the podcast. Now they’re all in one place so you can question your life choices every time you press play. It’s offensive, it’s stupid, it’s genius — it’s Strokeifi…